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Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)19:24 No.3136974

In a far off land there lays a seemingly abandoned keep. In life, it belonged to a vicious warlord and despot. But in death, it has become home for something even darker...

It is with this knowledge that a group of intrepid adventurers lead by a grumpy paladin set out to confront this untold evil.

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)19:27 No.3136981 File :1228782456.jpg-(143 KB, 792x1025, 1149111315160.jpg) Hello? Oh, come in please, I just finished baking cookies, they;re chocolate chip! Don't mind me, feel free to help yourself.

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)19:27 No.3136982 >>3136974 Instead they decide to take several barrels of gunpowder and blow it up.

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)19:27 No.3136986 Oh, okay.

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)19:28 No.3136991 File :1228782489.jpg-(109 KB, 500x500, blackfist1.jpg) BEHOLD!, Party mates it is the infamous keep of the great necromancer! It shall be a glorious day for Tyr to see his head upon a pike and the world rid of his true villainy!

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)19:28 No.3136992 Thanks, Lich! That's awful nice of you.

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)19:28 No.3136995 >death Keeps can't die. Kill the keeplich.

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)19:28 No.3136996 File :1228782519.jpg-(224 KB, 575x642, boulder trap.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)19:30 No.3137005 File :1228782652.jpg-(313 KB, 1024x1486, 1152272286533.jpg) >>3136992 Oh it's no problem, actually I'm working on perfecting the best chocolate chip cookie recipie in the planes. I think they're pretty good if I do say so myself.

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)19:35 No.3137020 File :1228782955.png-(20 KB, 500x500, drew02.png) "Quiet, allies! Something stirs within the keep!"

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)19:37 No.3137026 File :1228783056.png-(51 KB, 218x284, Proceed.png)

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)19:41 No.3137051 >>3137005 "We will be back with more of 2 and a half liches after these messages"

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)19:42 No.3137061 >>3136995 A keeplich will instinctively lust for fresh keep-rocks . It can't, however, move to reach it's prey so it will be invariably pissed.

>>	Drew the Lich 12/08/08(Mon)19:50 No.3137105 File :1228783800.png-(24 KB, 500x500, drew03.png) "... Are you guys with the homeowner's committee?"

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)19:51 No.3137117 POST FASTER

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)19:53 No.3137125 >>3137105 I know you! You're dead! We killed you! We killed you!

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)19:56 No.3137139 DREW! OH FUCK YES, DREW, I KNEW YOU'D RETURN TO US ONE DAY!

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)19:58 No.3137145 >>3137105 DREW!?!!

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)20:00 No.3137158 >>3137105 DREWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)20:01 No.3137164 F5-ING LIKE THE MOTHERFUCKING FIST OF THE NORTH STAR

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)20:01 No.3137165 Oh motherfucking god.

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)20:02 No.3137166 I'm too new to know Drew, or what''s so awesome about him. Care to enlighten me, /tg/?

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)20:02 No.3137167 File :1228784536.jpg-(20 KB, 214x271, Gasp.jpg) >>3137105

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)20:04 No.3137180 File :1228784658.jpg-(101 KB, 500x500, blackfist2.jpg) Its the lich, KILL HIM! Die foul abomination! In the name of Tyr!

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)20:04 No.3137181 Huzzah! HE RETURNS

>>	Lazyfag 12/08/08(Mon)20:05 No.3137186 >>3137167 Dammit I can never remember where that's from.

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)20:05 No.3137187 >>3137180 whats up with that guy's cape on the left? is it like a frill like those dinosaurs from jurassic park? whats keeping it floating up like that?

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)20:05 No.3137188 >>3137105 I WAITED FOR YOU, DREW.

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)20:06 No.3137189 OH GOD OH GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD F5AN

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)20:07 No.3137193 >>3137187 It is an ACTION CAPE with REAL FLOATING POWER. Now available AT A STORE NEAR YOU.

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)20:07 No.3137195 >>3137105 I jizzed in my pants oh my god.

>>	Lazyfag 12/08/08(Mon)20:09 No.3137199 >>3137187 MAGIC. POWAH.

>>	Drew the Lich 12/08/08(Mon)20:10 No.3137203 File :1228785052.png-(18 KB, 500x500, drew04.png) Whoa, whoa, WHOA. Time out. Before you brutally dismember me, I think you should know that your Paladin is none other than Kiara Blackfist - MY BLACKGUARD!! I've exposed you for your treachery!

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)20:13 No.3137213 >>3137186 Claymore

>>	Lazyfag 12/08/08(Mon)20:17 No.3137230 >>3137213 Ah...thanks anon. Your internet & cookie are on their way.

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)20:18 No.3137235 OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK I <3 DREW

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)20:19 No.3137250 File :1228785579.jpg-(48 KB, 512x620, overlord.jpg) this was my first thought

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)20:21 No.3137257 File :1228785674.jpg-(64 KB, 500x500, blackfist3.jpg) Damnit Drew

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)20:21 No.3137259 YESSS! DREW, WE <3 YOU

>>	Drew the Lich 12/08/08(Mon)20:23 No.3137276 File :1228785829.png-(15 KB, 500x500, drew05.png) Oh. You led them here so I could kill them. Wow, this is awkward. Um, you guys just wanna come back tomorrow? Ya kinda caught me at a bad time and--

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)20:25 No.3137287 In before the thread fills up with DREW IS BACK WE LOVE YOU MOUNTAIN DREW posts and starts to autosage before the story is finished.

>>	Angronymous !Pyd2/R7DNA 12/08/08(Mon)20:25 No.3137291 >>3137250 Sauron and a bunch of gobbos? not very original I must say dear chap.

Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)20:37 No.3137364

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>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)20:38 No.3137365 >>3137291 It's from a game. Which, incidentally, is not very original in itself.

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)20:45 No.3137405 File :1228787136.jpg-(94 KB, 500x500, blackguard4.jpg) "Wha- Whatareyou-- DAMNIT KILL THEM ANYWAY!"

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)20:49 No.3137424 File :1228787383.jpg-(45 KB, 380x247, tom delay1.jpg) i suspect a same fag

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)20:50 No.3137434 >>3137405 I like the expression on the elf chick (?). "You're betraying us for THIS moron?"

>>	Drew the Lich 12/08/08(Mon)20:56 No.3137469 File :1228787765.png-(25 KB, 500x500, drew06.png) >>3137405 Wow, you guys are really understanding! Seeya tomorrow!

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)20:58 No.3137480 Fucking AWESOME.

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)20:59 No.3137490 File :1228787975.jpg-(116 KB, 500x500, blackfist5.jpg) So you're just letting them go? Just like that?

>>	Drew the Lich 12/08/08(Mon)21:01 No.3137502 File :1228788092.png-(20 KB, 500x500, drew07.png) >>3137490

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)21:02 No.3137510 I love this thread.

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)21:04 No.3137514 Wait. Are there two artists at work here?

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)21:06 No.3137534 >>3137514 Yep, same as the last time.

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)21:06 No.3137537 >>3137514 >I'm a newfag

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)21:08 No.3137550 >>3137537 And here I was thinking I'd been with /tg/ forever. I am humbled.

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)21:18 No.3137616 File :1228789086.jpg-(109 KB, 500x500, blackfist6.jpg) "Damnit Drew for once in your miserable unlife do something EVIL! LIKE THIS!"

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)21:19 No.3137636 >>3137550 He sure showed you.

>>	Drew the Lich 12/08/08(Mon)21:22 No.3137660 File :1228789358.png-(24 KB, 498x447, drew08.png) >>3137616 Sweet, merciful crapshit-- she's lost it! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)21:24 No.3137667 >>3137636 He sure did. That'll teach me not to spend all day on 1d4chan.

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)21:35 No.3137742 Moar?

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)21:35 No.3137744 >>3137616 Take that, ugly helmet.

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)21:39 No.3137773 File :1228790375.jpg-(97 KB, 500x500, blackfist7.jpg) "And don't come back until you've done something fucking evil DAMNIT! YOU HEAR ME DREW!"

>>	Fuuka ♥ 12/08/08(Mon)21:40 No.3137780 >>3137667 Yes. We could all learn a valuable lesson. How dare we do things other than sit at the computer all day. We be HERETICS and HEATHENS.

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)21:58 No.3137894 this thread is awesome, but really my character would never follow a paladin, let alone a grumpy one, and a female at that LULZ

>>	Drew the Lich 12/08/08(Mon)21:59 No.3137903 File :1228791585.png-(25 KB, 500x500, drew09.png) >>3137773

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)22:05 No.3137936 If I was a lich, I'd wear pajamas all the time.

>>	Arcbound 12/08/08(Mon)22:06 No.3137947 >>3137660 >>3137903 OH GOD. This entire day has been made of win and now this? What did I do to earn such an awesome day? Fucking lol'd like no tomorrow.

>>	Drew the Lich 12/08/08(Mon)22:20 No.3138027 File :1228792828.png-(23 KB, 500x500, drew10.png) >>3137903 "Um, sorry about your friend there. Is he going to be alright?" "Don't worry about it. Int was his dumpstat, so nothing's really different."

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)22:25 No.3138054 Fuck yes Drewgasm I still laugh thinking about the Skeletor phylactery.

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)22:31 No.3138089 KEEP GOING

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)22:38 No.3138134 >>3138125 trust them drew, they seem legit

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)22:38 No.3138135 >>3138125 this ends in rape

Drew the Lich 12/08/08(Mon)22:38 No.3138137
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>>3138027
"But Drew, we can help your predicament.

You see, my friends and I are an evil adventuring party!

We were originally going to scam her, thinking she was a Paladin too trusting to use Detect Evil. But as it turns out, we have a better opportunity.

What do you say, Drew? Want to be evil?"

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)22:39 No.3138140 >>3138137 Looks like someone has his Rape Face on.

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)22:40 No.3138148 >>3138137 this seems legit go for it

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)22:41 No.3138164 >>3138137 Looks like someone has his Rape Face on.

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)22:45 No.3138195 If they're telling the truth, they're evil. If they're lying, they're a bunch of lies. Therefore, also evil. There's no way you can lose, Drew!

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)22:45 No.3138202 >>3138137 I can't see anything wrong with what they're suggesting.

>>	Drew the Lich 12/08/08(Mon)22:49 No.3138237 File :1228794577.png-(17 KB, 500x500, drew12.png) >>3138137 It was at this moment that Drew asked himself one of the most important questions of his life: What would Skeletor do?

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)22:49 No.3138239 File :1228794590.jpg-(148 KB, 500x1000, drewupinit.jpg) this motherfucker drew is up in it

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)22:51 No.3138255 >>3137660 You know, in this image the elf looks like that elf that wuvs that cutebold.

>>	Drew the Lich 12/08/08(Mon)22:51 No.3138256 File :1228794719.png-(20 KB, 500x500, drew13.png) >>3138237 "So, is that like a yes, or something?"

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)22:55 No.3138284 >>3138237 Cackle and then lose to a gay barbarian. You don't want to go that route Drew. You want the one where you make sweet and tender love to your blackguard.

>>	Drew the Lich 12/08/08(Mon)22:56 No.3138289 File :1228794998.png-(12 KB, 500x500, drew14.png) >>3138256 ... Yes.

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)22:57 No.3138298 We missed you Drew, and now you're back. Now /tg/ can be happy... FOREVER!

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)22:59 No.3138310 >>3138298 Don't be fooled. All good (and evil!) things must come to an end. So to will Drew's time here.

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)23:00 No.3138328 >>3138284 Making love with what? A boner?

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)23:02 No.3138341 >>3138328 Love? Bad idea! She looked like she had a bone to pick with him!

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)23:04 No.3138349 GOGOGOGOGOGO! GO DREW! KILL DEM DED!

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)23:06 No.3138358 >>3138341 It was only a skeleton of a relationship anyhow.

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)23:08 No.3138376 >>3138358 I think Drew would need a little more backbone to get with her.

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)23:10 No.3138387 >>3138289 Slightly Asian Drew?

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)23:11 No.3138395 >>3138376 His problem is that he's just a little stiff.

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)23:12 No.3138399 >>3138395 And probably can't handle the skullduggery a blackguard like her would attempt.

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)23:14 No.3138418 OH GOD, THE PUNS!

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)23:15 No.3138419 >>3138399 Yeah, they're not even on the same level.

>>	Drew the Lich 12/08/08(Mon)23:21 No.3138456 File :1228796475.png-(17 KB, 500x500, drew15.png) >>3138289 "Listen up, bonehead. I heard what you and your friends were talkin' about. I know your type. Let me tell you right now, you try and ditch on your tab and I'll break every bone in your body."

>>	Drew the Lich 12/08/08(Mon)23:23 No.3138471 File :1228796602.png-(10 KB, 500x500, drew16.png) >>3138456 "That... please tell me you didn't intend those j--"

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)23:24 No.3138474 >>3138456 GASP! But then what will he use to bone the paladin?!

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)23:25 No.3138492 >>3138341 oh she wants to pick his bone.

>>	Drew the Lich 12/08/08(Mon)23:26 No.3138498 File :1228796817.png-(17 KB, 500x500, drew17.png) >>3138471 "SHUT THE HELL UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!! Do we have an understanding, or do you not have a brain in the skull of yours?"

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)23:27 No.3138506 >>3138456 That would actually be a lot of work to do to a lich.

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)23:29 No.3138513 I'd bone Drew. ...Waiiiit.

>>	Drew the Lich 12/08/08(Mon)23:31 No.3138530 File :1228797081.png-(29 KB, 500x500, drew18.png) >>3138498 ...

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)23:31 No.3138532 >>3138498 Drop a flying shark on this jerk, Drew.

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)23:32 No.3138537 File :1228797152.jpg-(47 KB, 300x455, mr-freeze.jpg) >>3138418 I happen to think they're pretty cool.

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)23:33 No.3138544 >>3138498 Hay quit ribbing on Drew!

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)23:35 No.3138554 >>3138544 He needs to be more thick skinned.

>>	Drew the Lich 12/08/08(Mon)23:36 No.3138560 File :1228797378.png-(18 KB, 500x500, drew19.png) >>3138530 "You're gonna regret tha--"

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)23:36 No.3138562 >>3138554 And not as spineless.

>>	Drew the Lich 12/08/08(Mon)23:44 No.3138602 File :1228797873.png-(41 KB, 500x500, drew20.png) >>3138560

>>	No Man 12/08/08(Mon)23:47 No.3138625 >>3138602 YES

>>	Anonymous 12/08/08(Mon)23:49 No.3138633 DREW=BURNA BOY. MIND=BLOWN

>>	Drew the Lich 12/09/08(Tue)00:02 No.3138720 File :1228798966.png-(28 KB, 500x500, drew21.png) >>3138602 "I think this is the start of a beautiful working relationship, my friend."

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)00:04 No.3138737 >>3138720 That elf sure likes hugging dudes.

Drew the Lich 12/09/08(Tue)00:06 No.3138746
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>>3138720
TO BE CONTINUED TOMORROW. PROBABLY THE SAME DREW TIME, SAME DREW CHANNEL.

Mainly because the other drawfag is sleepy and will be able to draw tomorrow. Now I'll go fag up other threads.

>>3138737
Of course, it's an elf.

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)00:17 No.3138812 File :1228799826.png-(107 KB, 500x500, drew.png) I expect to see you tomorrow Drew. Drew the Lich is probably the greatest thing /tg/ has ever had.

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)00:21 No.3138833 >>3138746 Oh lawd, is he really back? This is awesome.

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)00:25 No.3138856 FUCK YES DREW THREAD

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)00:29 No.3138888 >>3138746 Drew, you've grown on me.

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)00:32 No.3138909 FUCK YES DREW! I never thought I'd see the day... I'll be in my Bunk.

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)00:37 No.3138939 Drew, you're the best thing since sugar cookies!

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)00:44 No.3138997 FUCK ME WITH A SPIKE DREW'S BACK

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)05:20 No.3140120 By THE EMPEROR! DREW YOU CRAZY BASTICH! Welcome home!!! Its been YEARS!

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)11:38 No.3140997 DREW'S BACK?! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)11:40 No.3141002 great just what we need more drawfaggots

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)11:46 No.3141020 >>3141002 You shut your whore mouth!

>>	Eldrad, Insane Individual of Incomprehensable Incompetance (Just as Planned.) !!srlFJqQzH9+ 12/09/08(Tue)11:50 No.3141035 >>3141002 You are the cancer, sagefag.

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)16:46 No.3142564 I find it both creepy and awesome that Kiara looks just like my mental image of my paladin/sorcerer.

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