Pyramid Head wraithlord? Oh shit I smell a conversion.

Meatslayer, the dark knight of Lego?

>>4090303
You still post here?

>>4090310
occasionally.
this place feels like it's gone to pot.

>>4090295
I don't care who the BBEG is, my beef is with HIM.

>second in command.
So it could be said he still has a sizeable steak in the operation?

Meat my faithful servant.

His job is to butcher the enemies of the evil lord.

>>4090322
Feel likewise. Oh well.

This guy is badass, no bones about it.

Finding loyal thugs these days is rare.

Man, this guy looks bad to t-bone.

Kill him with a fire spell and the party gets a post fight meal

He's loyal too. He won't talk, no matter how much he's grilled.

The party needs to cook up a scheme to beat him, otherwise it's a recipe for disaster.

it is rare to medium rare indeed to find such excellent second-in-commands

He should be easy to beat: he looks like such a meathead.

He's a cut above the rest.

The party will have to flank him.

>This thread

when you'd beat him would you say your beating your meat?

He must have a lot of hitpoints, since he's the meatshield for the BBEG.

>>4090375
...

>>4090295

He won't be cowed by your attempts to threaten him!

hopefully the party is not composed of vegetarians

Despite his bloody appearance, he's actually quite a tender guy.

Looks like he could give you a good hide-ing.

He's no chicken!

Think you've got the chops to take him on?

He must work out a lot, he looks really beefy.

if he's a large moster, aim for the tendons

This guy sure has an appetite for destruction.

He's fresh from the villain academy.

Maybe we could hold off our attack, let him stew for a little bit.

Butchering him is going to be quite satisfying.

He does a job well done.

We'll need to dish out some destruction.

Using an animal companion would probably take a good chunk of his hit points.

his Alter Ego is "G Chuck"

Do all that you can to defeat him, the steaks are high

He isn't one to chew the fat.

>>4090430
I'm not feeling stroganoff for this battle!

This thread.

We'll lead him like cattle.

This is just a ham-fisted attempt to frighten us.

His master is quite demanding though, so he's probably hoping he doesn't make a meal of this.

>>4090457
what, do you have a beef with him?

He doesn't like to mince words.

>>4090464
Dude that was the FIRST JOKE.

We can't just sit around here all day chewing the fat with him!

I'm beating MY meat.

I think you'll find he's not half as tough as he looks.

Beating him will be a job well done.

This time we'll finish him off!

Sir Loin has vowed to see him burnt at the stake for witchcraft!

>>4090478
F-

Know him? He was delicious!

>>4090468
so it was. I guess my contribution was fairly medium, because it definitely wasn't rare or well-done.

I wouldn't attack him if I were you. It would be biting off more than you can chew.

>>4090485
We Jerked him!

>>4090484
Oh come on, it was a D and you know it.

>>4090493
I can't stomach such cowardice.
I'll make you swallow those words!

He's only the second in command? I thought he'd have been prime, Rib!

OH THIS IS DELICIOUS

Big deal. Just cast a few fireballs and stick a fork in him, because he's done.

One misteak and we're all chopped liver.

He's quite the gristle-y foe.

What's the sauce of the image?

Honey Mustard?

>>4090500
He was a cut above the rest, but didn't make the grade.

>>4090494
That's just not kosher.

'Tis known he is a pretty piece of flesh.

that guy's head is similar in appearance to meat

We're gonna smoke him if he gets in our way.

We'd better gird our loins for this battle

>>4090528

I'd say he's about to meat his maker.

We'll have to deal more than flesh wounds to take him down.

>>4090528
You sick fuck

We have to be careful. He's well prepared.

>>4090528
I don't follow.

HOLY SHIT WOULDN'T WANT TO MEAT HIM


AHA

>>4090543
yes, he's a seasoned veteran of many tough battles.

Why do we need to fight him, I mean really, what's at steak here?

Once he's dead, half your players will abandon the quest. Why would they play a game that has no steak in?

Looks a bit pigheaded to be honest.

>>4090553
What's at steak? WHAT'S AT STEAK?!

The whole world will be well-done unless we (b)eat this guy!

>>4090553
E-

He's thrown so many a barb, a queue for him has formed amongst the heroes.

He'll be cooked if he faces the players unprepared

>this thread

I've got a bone to pick with him

>>4090528
HE'S A CHICKEN! A GIANT CHICKEN I TELLS YA!!

ITT- proof that everyone on /tg/ visits /ck/

also

I'LL GET ALL UP IN HIS GRILL

>>4090569

hes not a man but a chicken-boo

A rare encounter

>this thread

He'll soften up easy, once embroiled in the heat of battle.

hes a grade-A second in command

I've had an empty part in my heart since this monster killed my father, and I plan to fillet with revenge!

this thread needs to be archived, lest it come to a distasteful end.

revenge is a dish best served cold

I don't like it when he gives me the ol' rib-eye

We finally meat the BBEG's main muscle

I hope he thinks it's all gravy

He might be tough, but he's clearly only melee oriented! Never forget that every cloud has a silver-side!

We had best swallow our pride and serve delicious justice.

such a tender lover

I dunno, something seems fishy about this one.

Basting him will be quite a task.

perhaps he could be reasoned with! we could parsley with him

It's time to add some sage to this thread

>>4090626
Should be seasoned with.

I fear that he would disagree with me.

Okay I think we've long ago exhausted the meat puns and are rummaging in places where we shouldn't be.

Archive-worthy? I started the request...

The enemy is a seasoned warrior.

Your sage means nothing to him.

I've just got a bad feeling in my gut going up against this guy.

Fighting him left a nasty taste in my throat

He was tricked by a half-orc! What a meathead.

>>4090659

In Soviet Russia, Meat beats you!

I think only George Foremen would be able to beat this monster

Remember, we gotta take him alive. We need to grill him on where the princess is!

Beat him till he's bloodied

>>4090682

we'd have to beat him for hours for that kind of information!

Beating him might feel fulfilling, but he's not the main dish.

>>4090639
I agree, we seemed to have jumped out of the frying pan and into the fire.

Okay, now it's getting repetitive. We're using the same puns again, only slightly altered.

I suggest we end this now before it gets all spoiled and rotten.

Ok I've pounded this guy for hours and only gotten some thick white stuff to come out of his mouth.

I am getting nowhere with this interrogation!

Now THAT'S a villain I can really sink my teeth into!

>this thread

After this guy's done, it's time to take on the big cheese. But you know what they say, out of the frying pan...

we'll butcher him alive!

>>4090694
>>4090706
Curse youuuuu!

>>4090701
Your right, this meat thread has ground to a halt.

Though perhaps we can save it if we spice it up a bit.

>>4090701
>>4090639
I agree. We're down to using left-over puns.

These puns are really repeating on me.

Like the steak I ate at lunch!

Tartare for now, /tg/

you think this guy is tough now? wait till he kicks it up a notch BAM!

>To everyone who posted in this thread

Well done

>>4090733

Guys stop.

You need to give up this cold turkey.

>>4090733
>>4090743

This thread is too much to digest.

I think there's more to this guy then meats the eye

If he fails to stop the party, will his boss give him the chop?

>>4090751
Give up? I'm not sure I can stomach it.

Meat puns can never be stale

>>4090762

no way he'll never end up on the chopping block

>>4090765
That was a bread pun, you rotten loafer!

But if he does he'll get canned.

after this boss is felled we can steak our claim for his loot

>>4090782
At least he'll have plenty of time to ruminate over his failure in the local soup kitchen.

ok guys we are getting way to embroiled in these meat puns

>>4090780
Exactly, bread puns get stale not meat puns

that guy looks like he is tougher than a nickel steak.

These aren't your daddy's puns!

>>4090803
They're turbo puns!

What hell hath we brothed

Guys, these old puns are getting a little tough to swallow.

it's going to be a total grind lvling up high enough to be able to beat this meat head

The real meat of this thread was picked clean long ago.

I like the cut of his jib

>>4090826

I concur we are really down to the bare bones

What have we here?

>>4090835
FLAWLESS VICTORY

>>4090820
Stop scavenging old puns!

>>4090835
so he's the BBEG!? OP I LOVE YOU

>>4090847

oh yea why don't you meat me outside?

>>4090830
You realize that that's actually a sailing joke, and not a cooking joke?

>>4090855
My next campaign

Fuck yeah

Everyone needs to stop being so damn tender about these jokes!

>>4090295

He still looks like a raw recruit to me. I don't think he's prepared for this.

>>4090835
ZA WARUDO!

>>4090864
>>4090859
You guys are as useless as a screen door on a battleship. Why don't you make like a banana and leave?

>>4090869

your right he may not be cut out for this

>>4090879

not before you make like a screen door and split

>>4090869
>>4090881
I think he's ready for the fires of battle.

>>4090891
It will be a baptism by fire

it'll be a jerky plan to beat him

>>4090898
It'll be bloody at first, but he'll toughen up.

Why do you all want to fight him? I think it would be best to curry his favor.

Why would you archive this thread? Why?!

he may be to tender for this grade of battle

What class is he? Flavored Soul?

www.instantrimshot.com

>>4090916
Just to punish you.

>>4090915

I do not have the pallet for such a foul alliance!

That guy looks raw.

It's been fun /tg/ but i got to get to class

Till we meat again

he'll leave us all bloody and raw if we try to battle him!

This is an A-1 thread right here.

I agree it was very well done

But it's going to get spoiled bad if you keep bumping it.

>>4090915
Curry his flavour might be better

If we cleave to his wishes, we might be able to find a meatually agreeable outcome. However if we are a-braised-ive we can possible get more out of him.

>>4091478
Yea, you just HAD to ruin an awesome thread. You must be proud.

>>4091245
We're not bumping.

We're tenderizing!

He's lean, hungry, and ready for prime time.