finish delicious dinner.

Eat dinner, commence loli-bot orgy.

order some delicious cake for dessert, reverse engineer it into EVILLY delicious cake and profit =D

Finish dinner, ensure proper working of giant lava-spewing walking pyramid.

Find out how our profits are doing.

Eat bike, Fuck dinner, Sell loli.

>>5266410
You finish your dinner with due haste. It was decadent and utterly terrible for your arteries and blood pressure.

Only your seething hatred for your peers allows you to process the oils, that and the nano bots in your blood stream.

Construct pedobear-bot to more 'closely' watch over the loli's.

>>5266467
CURSE THE NANOBOTS!
NANOMACHINES!

>>5266467

Upgrade the giant doom pyramid of magma so it can hover/fly.

>>5266432
Your evil organization's Loli committed crime spree has been continuing to gain you substantial profits.
>>5266488
You have a strict "No Pedo Bear" Policy. You don't want to end up like that one idiot who couldn't get any work done because his lolibots kept disappearing.

Order new dinner.

Create some type of Dinner Golem, a creature so appetising as to captivate all those who approach it. The dinner golem should then consume those people who have been attracted by its deliciousness, and grow larger, thus emitting an even more powerful aroma.

One of the ingredients of the Dinner golem should be bacon. As you are evil, you find bacon most unappetising and are unaffected by the dinner golem's aroma.

some day i will be able to draw and then all of /tg/ will do as i say

>>5266503
Absorbing practically all of your resources for this colossal and utterly noticeable floating behemoth of stone and magma, you apply all of your known SCIENCE prowess to make it float in the sky.

It has magma cannons pretty much standard, because we all know magma cannons are awesome. The only draw back is you must tap in a geothermal vent or drill directly down to fire them.

...That could be problematic.

>>5266553
Not if we outfit it with a MASSIVE DRILL.

>>5266564
Do this, but the magma cannons should be our contingency plan since huge holes everywhere isn't good.

>>5266564
Massive drill, yeah! We have to make sure the fortress transforms into a giant robot.

>>5266564
Fitting your FLYING PYRAMID with a giant drill at the base, you make damn sure that tapping some molten rock will be smooth sailing.
>>5266568
But of course! As if our intellect would be so base as if to leave such easy openings.

>>5266598
Does our floating pyramid fortress have a built volcano? It should.

Outfit our floating doom fortress with a factory to assemble loli-war-bots. Wherever our fortress flies, death, destruction, and ... d-something are sure to follow!

>>5266598
Does the pyramid have more conventional weapons, such as machine guns and missiles?

Whether is does or not, needs more dakka.

>>5266632
We are a man of SCIENCE. A movable volcano? As if something so silly is possible.
>>5266645
Factory assembled Loli-bots? Genius. The construction process must be kept secret though. For this purpose, your factory is withing the heart of your flying fortress.
>>5266651
Feeling a whole lot tougher with your almost unnecessary fire power, you continue to float menacingly.

>>5266698
Whoops, forgot the picture.

>>5266698
We should check on the lolibots. They need our parental affection. Thus, we can decline right in their face, ha-HA!

Tap Geothermic vents. Prepare the doomsday switch. We must flood the world with magma, and lead our army of loli robots to take over the smouldering remains!

>>5266698

The battle plan for attacking any city is this:

Step 1: Send loli-bots ahead of main wave to cause minor distraction, preventing effective response.
Step 2: Allow main horde of loli-bots to descend upon city with laser-eyes.
Step 3: Move in floating doom fortress, land, tap geothermal vents, spew magma over everything left alive.
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit!

>>5266720
Better yet we should hold the world for ransom, THEN BLOW THEM UP ANY WAY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

We must construct a drill on top of the pyramid. PIERCE THE HEAVENS!

No, don't take on the world yet. Build up our power-base first. Then take on the world.

We've forgotten something very important. We have not yet magma-proofed our fortress! This must be corrected. And while we're at it, we might as well install a shield generator.

>>5266735

This.

>>5266717
Doing just that, you ignore the mechanical twerps. Almost all of them take it badly. Except for that one...

>>5266792

Why are we not building our doomsday device? THE MUST FLOOD THE WORLD WITH OUR FIERY WRATH!

>>5266792
I'm going to immediately do whatever suggestion follows my picture again.

>>5266792
Take notes to make that one a real little girl.

Apologize to the lolibots. It was a moment of weakness. The bedrock for any world-domination scheme is a cadre of content minions. Also, secretly install a self-destruct device in every lolibot just in case.

>>5266809
It doesn't take mush to install a button that will turn on your magma cannons to their highest settings. As for magma proofing, once again you're a SCIENTIST. Give yourself a bit more credit.

>>5266908
Replace mush with much. I'll try to keep my typos to a minimum.

Alright, cuddle with lolibots. Show them the love!

>>5266919

This, then take the odd one off alone and let her know that she was your favorite because only she reminds us of our own evil childhood.

>>5266908

Is the forcefield installed? If our Floating Doom Fortress (FDF) can't take a couple thermonuclear detonations, it won't be worth anything.

>>5266961
We need to make some more money first. Perhaps starting a bot centered pleasure house.

Why don't we have an evil cat companion? Build one and make it breath fire and/or shoot lasers.

Take stock of your life and slowly sink into a deep depression punctuated only by the occasional bipolar ecstasy that your madness affords you.

>>5266919
Deciding on a 180, you show the Loli bots your favor and offer a cuddle. It is quickly taken up... Well almost by all of them.

Getting on to business though, we are pretty limited on resources after blowing them on or generous amount of modifications to our now floating pyramid gunship.

Proceed to?

>>5267025

Use our drill to tap into the world's remaining oil reserves, jack up the prices, sell it to the highest bidder.

Conquer wallmart.

Proceed to infiltrate orphanages of the rich and famous. Get our lolis into all manner of homes across the country. See if we can get them shapeshifting technology so that we can make all the little girls of the world under our control.

>>5267025
Must find out why the emo lolibot is so emo. Maybe she wants a tattoo.

>>5267063

She needs to get laid. We should built her a shota.

>>5267040
A genuinely evil move. Considering the poor Oil Economy of the Distant future, the year 2000.

Sky rocketing oils prices are almost an immediate result, yet sadly the United States has issued a stern worded proclamation against your actions.

How do you respond?

>>5267107
Declare a hunger strike!

>>5267107
conquer starbucks, promise free coffee to government officials. Alter coffee in such a way that it allows the minds of those who drink it to be very easily controled by televised subliminal messages.

>>5267107

Give cheap oil to all who promise to bow down and obey us.

>>5267107
Invite the President to dinner. Feed him to the Rancor.

>>5267119
There is a pause from the other end of the line.

"What are you? St-st-stoopid er sumthin? Goddamn hippies and their gawd damn idiot hunger strikes. I got a tactical nuclear rocket that'll blow your queer ass apart. There ain't gonna be nothin left but a big ol' glass bowl son if you don't get your dirty hippy filth off of our oil... I mean, them Arabs oil."

How do you respond?

>>5267207

This line of negotiations has failed. Sell oil exclusively to China. Make sure anti-nuke barrier shield working properly.

Conquer starbucks. Free coffe to government officials

>>5267207
Trace the line and fire something at him.

>>5267222
Done, Done, and... Done.

>>5267251
Let's go find out why our emobot is so emo. Maybe she wants a unicorn.

Send out lolis to seduce CEOs of all fortune 500 companies. Have them convince CEOs to retire, leaving lolis as replacement CEOs. Keep emololi for own use.

>>5267251

Promise the americans free oil if they promise to kneel down and obey us.

it doesnt break our contract with china cause we're not selling it to the americans.

>>5267265
>>5267237
Two for one deal.

Obviously not being a homosexual and offended that you had to talk to a retarded ape or some such, you press the "Trace call and nuke" button before wondering off to play favorites and discuss your emo Loli-bot's problem.

Turns out she hates ponies, likes the color black, doesn't understand what your problem is, and is sorta waiting for a name. Being called "Number five" seems to unsettle her.

As a SCIENTIST/Father/villain, it might be important to name them now or later. Somehow though, you sorta know she won't go changing her outlook on life even when she is given a name.

She also wants her name to be "dark and edgy" and "not lame" whatever that means.

>>5267358
Forgot the picture.

>>5267366

Does she like black ponies? What about genetically modified ponies that subsist on human flesh?

>>5267358

She needs some dickings. Give her a shota. program them to fall in love.

>>5267366
Call her... Fivius. Tell her it's based on the brutal Romans who spilled much blood and spent much time brooding with their dark hair.

Guys, guys!
Why does our enraged scientist not have a loyal henchman? Loli-minions are fine but we need the first rate, balls to the wall, badass number 2.
We need to hold a henchmen audition!

>>5267439

Fivius is a boy's name. How about Fivia?

>>5267460
No. It'll be extra edge if she has a boy's name.

>>5267411
That goes over a little worse than you were expecting. There's always just that one...

>>5267454

Oh! this!

Then kill him and build a robot loli version of him.

>>5267358
Name her as mary sue as possible.

Raven, obviously.

>>5267466
Wait, nooooooo! We don't need more lolibots.

>>5267482
I also second Raven.

>>5267466

This, but give the guys powers to our fifth instead. We'll call her Ravenius and she'll be our right hand loli.

COME TO

THE ORIGINAL BOARD

WWW.ANYNTALK.COM (ANYN = ANON)

>>5267466
...Oh god.

>>5267560
WHY DID WE DO THAT?! Shake in paranoia. Destroy creation, start over by getting a henchman.

>>5267560
This Time I forgot to even explain it. I don't even know if I can. Besides the obvious residual mental scans being imprinted on to your sixth and most advanced Loli-bot of the world renown assassin, "The Nameless", you made it as close to a young girl version of the original could be before having him/her kill himself.

That's right, you made the Loli-bot version of an assassin, assassinate the assassin.

>>5267560
FUCK YES LOLI BOT SCARFACE!!

Also these threads remind me of the song Skullcrusher Mountian

>>5267599

We must make it love number 5, who we shall rename Raven. We shall reprogram Raven to love her back.

>>5267581
>>5267600
I actually am gonna go use the can real fast. If any more votes come in while I'm gone, I'll count them upon return and make the final decision.

>>5267482
Thirding Raven for Mary Sueage.

>>5267599
That's so deliciously evil.

Any way not an official request but Scientist, you should start thinking of a hero to be our counter part. Every villain is only as great the hero who tries to stop him.

>>5267581
At least change him back to the original form. We are enraged but this.... this is just beyond evil.

>>5267652

Look, its our motif, ok? Some bad guys have a motif thing for ornate masks, some for robotic arms, some for gold. We have a motif thing for the little girls. Its like a calling card.

Keep the loli-bot assassin who watched herself kill... herself. Comfort her. Through that emotional trauma she shall be loyal to only you. Make sure she plays nice with all our other loli-bots.

>>5267482
>>5267487
No Blackbird? Then you can sink her eyes and teach her to fly, or somesuch madness!

>>5267646
>>5267652
>>5267674
>>5267678
Sorting through mixed feelings on turning a full grown and life long trained assassin into a Loli Robot is making you slightly uneasy.

Then again... It's going to be really, really tough bringing someone back from... well this. That's not just blood, that's liquefied brains.

Considering you've already produced one affront to god, you're not really sure you should be pushing your luck considering your intel reports are showing quite a few British satellite targeting your ingoing and outgoing mail/phone calls/ and websites visits. Nobody wants a gentleman walking up to your evil doorstep.

We shall keep the loli.

Activate the anti-satalight cannons.

The ones on the other side of the planet, to divert attention.

>>5267747
Take a break, drink so tea. Then go name the emobot.

>>5267747

Alright then. Temporarily focus on our family life, working through emobots problems and making sure to may enough attention to the rest of them so they don't get jealous. Also, build a ludicrously complex death-trap that is almost impossible to escape from just in case a secret agent shows up.

>>5267771
Oh wow, I don't have to draw anything for this, awesome.
>>5267773
>>5267785
Well, one of the names is out of the way. "Raven" shows a ghost of a smile before running off to do whatever the uh... "cool?" kids do.

>>5267747
Perhaps we should try making a Frankenstein type Assasin? Two world renowned assasins for the price of one! Can't let materials go to waste now, can we?

>>5267850
Maybe we should name the rest of them.
Star
Sunshine
Betty
Huggles

>>5267873
Seconding this.

>>5267882
Too much?

>_>

<_<

Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, and something else.

I couldn't help myself.

>>5267873
One Frankenstein-esque moment later, you finish your reconstruction of "The Nameless's" body. Spitting in the face of god, you reanimate the corpse, giving it unnatural life.

Just to make certain there isn't any awkward situations past mentally scarring your Loli-bot assassin, you install kill switches in both just to be safe.

>>5267882
These are terrible.
>>5267932
I actually contemplated it but decided it would be tasteless in the long run.

>>5267991

Now make our nameless loli fall in love with raven.

For the lulz, of course.

How about

Starshine
Moonbeam
Lolita
and Mary-Sue

>>5268016

By this I mean our loli version of the assassin "the nameless", and not the other lolis which we just havnt named yet.

>>5268016
Y U DO DIS?
>>5268032
That is acceptable. I was hoping for more cringe worthy names but it's all good.

>>5268016
You can't be serious. Both of them break the fourth wall to give the poster of that idea a disapproving sigh.

>>5268083
Kill the nameless loli abomination. It is the only way.

>>5268032
Congrats for naming the remaining four.

>>5268032
i second Lolita and Mary-Sue, but pose Bella and Jasmine as opposed to faggotry.

We must finish this familly nonsense and get on with our plan.

How are our current funds looking? The british government seems on to us, even without their satalights we may have trouble. Construct intricate booby traps to defend the base.

Then send loli-assassin to infiltrate MI6. I'm sure theyre allways hiring unsuspecting assassins.

Does starshine not like her name? The arrogance!

We shall build them all (transforming death-bot)ponies, and hers shall be the smallest.

>>5268163
Oh god, I loled.

>>5268163

This.

>>5268136
Well, shit. make up your minds. Evil science shit needs to get done.

What's that... Oh Shit. Is that the James Bond theme song? Suddenly you hear the alarm over your inner dialogue on what to name each Loli-bot!

ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT! PRIMARY LAVA CANON DISABLED! NUCLEAR SHIELDING DISABLED!

It appears that Britain doesn't like you dropping Tactical nukes anywhere. Even if it is just America.

>>5268230

Activate the traps!

>>5268230
Send the abomination and loli assassin at it. If they both get blown apart, combine them into a zomborg.

>>5268230
Time to put our loli-zombie assassin team to work!

Double team James while deciding to stick with the Jasmine Bella names. Especially if Starshine is gonna bitch about it.

>>5268261
I second this. Together, they are unstoppable.

We must gather our lolis around us, and instruct them, when bond arrives, to cry and beg mr.bond to "please dont hurt our daddy"

>>5268283
This and the answer before this one!

>>5268256
You pull the TRAPS lever!
-Laser grids activate!
-Shark tanks open up along the hallways!
-You release the wolves! The GENETICALLY MODIFIED WOLVES!

>>5268307

Now, do this
>>5268283

>>5268307
This won't work.

>>5268326
Pfft! 'Course it will, we're geniuses or sum such.

>>5268307
Its Bond, traps never work.

Damnit guys, we have to try., What kind of villain would we be otherwise?

Bond won't hurt a little emo girl. Have Raven shyly give him a gift-wrapped grenade.

>>5268356
Its Steele, traps never work.

If it's the Daniel Craig Bond, I absolutely KNOW he wouldn't have a problem smashing in a cute loliface.

Wouldn't even seriously flinch.

After narrowly dodging traps and springing across shark tank after shark tank, the secret agent whom you are trying to kill runs across your deadly assassin pairing of Loli bot and Frankensassin.

It becomes painfully obvious how outclassed he is, though he is rather classy suit-wise. Also, he doesn't seem to fire on your loli-bot, choosing instead to waste shot after shot on your undead one.

>>5268468
Well damn. He narrowly escaped and doesn't seem to be on any of our hallway cameras! Is this some new form of stealth technology?!

>>5268468

Excellent. Now Kill him and put his brain in a jar. We

Fill the pyramid withdeadly neurotoxins.

He's in the vents. Activate the vent weasels!

>>5268468
TELL THEM TO COMBINE!
GATTAAIIIII!!!!

Also, going to sleep, awesome stuff OP.

>>5268489
Quickly, turn the AIR CONDITIONER to CRYOGENIC!

Its funny because he assumes we havnt activated the vent-traps.

>>5268508
>>5268512
Oh fuck it. You pull both the levers. You can only hope that your Wolves and Weasels can run for cover as the neurotoxins flood each section.

>>5268594

Gather our lolis, in case he makes it to the main room.. We'll do the "dont kill our daddy" bit.

>>5268594
>>5268616
...Well, the Loli's are already in the control room, except your assassin Loli. You're not too sure if they'll be needed though.

>>5268663
Have undead assasin retrieve body. Attempt to resurrect bond as loli.

>>5268663
There appears to be blood coming from that vent, have the Frankenassassin jump up and kill the shit out of that vent.

It won't work!

He's just tricked us into wasting our gas AND killing our W&W's!

BOOOOOOOOOND!!!!!

>>5268690

>>5268696
This man is right. Best leave the vent, he's somewhere else now.

We'll only be able to tell when we hear about another security failure.

>>5268690

You fool! Bond could not be a loli. He would pick fights with scarloli. He must be made as a Shota! A well programmed shota obediant only to us, but a shota none the less.

>>5268690
It's official. You are an abhorrent monster with no respect for the dead or others masculinity. It's time to feel accomplished. You have turned James Bond into Janet Bond, the Loli-Agent.

I wasn't even going to use a level up system but it's now fucking necessary.

You are a Level 2 Scientific Menace.

>>5268763

Outstanding!

Now have him infiltrate MI6 as james bonds daughter. He'll warn us of future attempts against us.

>>5268763
Ask other loli's to hug there new sister and make loli-bond feel at home.

>>5268790
This

then this>>5268770

>>5268770
She'll

>>5268763

When you send Bond-Loli to MI6, make sure it carries a lethal virus, to destroy the employees and get back at GB

>>5268770
She'll do it. loli bots are for all general purposes just advanced V.I. leaning almost towards A.I. but, they still have to do as you say.
>>5268790
They already did it. I'm just lazying out since it's getting late. I'd imagine it to be adorable and yet utterly disturbing.
>>5268807
Sure. In that order, obviously.
>>5268813
But of course.


Also, I think I'm done for the night, might continue this tomorrow or I guess tonight considering the time.

>>5268887

Awesome. You rule Scientist.

Man, by the end of this we'll have replaced everyone in the world with loli-robots under our control.

what is WRONG with this scientist

I don't even get it

>>5268903
Thanks. This terrifies me though.
>>5268927
I'm not quite sure. All I really had going for a back story was that his scientific peers betrayed and banned him from the scientific world community.

After that, I'm just pulling shit out of my head as you guys type up more stuff for him to do. I honestly thought he would go about confronting them, but so far no one's worried.

>>5268887
Ask the loli bond to bring back any suitable lab assistants at the very least we can use them as rats for testing.

RANDOM ENCOUNTER!

A poorly drawn but nevertheless intimidating robot shambles forth.