CHECK THAT INVENTORY!

You have:
Scientist abilities
-Your own
-Scientist 3
She's your ally by choice, helping make it incredibly easy for you to do anything computer related.
-Scientist 4
He's a specialist in the field of bio-mechanic's, you also turned him into a Loli-nurse. She'll be able to provide the best medical help possible for your masked minion force and give advanced prosthetics to anyone she can't just fix.
-Scientist 6
The scientist who was bent on becoming a wolf man is now your Loli-dog... thing. She can created beautifully effective viruses, helpful gene therapies for your minions, and will sit/beg/bark on command.
-Scientist 8
Studying advanced laser technologies, he has perfected your laser monocle while also becoming your Loli-maid. She also happens to have found a way to convert matter into a laser for faster transportation before reverting it back into mass.

You have 3 bases
-A flying pyramid with the ability to drill downwards and tap the Earth's mantle so it can fire lava with it's cannons. It also has a shield that can withstand nuclear blast and guns, lots of guns.
-An secret underwater facility that collects methane crystals as the world's new energy source.
-A Scottish pub situated close to the Loch Ness.

You have 5 weapons of Mas destruction
-Grey goo nano-bots in case you die.
-Cannons with the capacity to flood the entire world with lava.
-An orbital laser.
-A cache of nuclear warheads.
-A virus that could theoretically turn the entire population of the world into Lolis.

You have too many Loli bots for me to care listing.

Be sure to point out all my plot holes and any information I missed.

I also apologize for being later than usual.

Your move?

>>5542886
Whoops, replace "Mas" with "Mass".

Have #3 make new outfits for the loli-bots!

Tune into Some 24/7 News, Scan for some more rivals, also have so Tea, Green or earl grey, your choice.

UPGRADE THAT PUB

>>5542893
Technically he did respond first. I'm not too sure on this though.

>>5542874
Lots of weirdos here...
--
Drink Coca-Cola!
http://www.AnønTalk.com/ICARE - Do you care? You should.

>>5542908
As that guy, I reverse my statement, and say have tea with all lolis. Post deleted.

Do that whole "Launch nukes into orbit - make the explosion spell out 'will you marry me, #3?'" thing.

>>5542900
>>5542907
Even better have tea at the pub. Oh and check up on DM

>>5542900
This, surely there is someone worthy of being our opponent.

I think a picnic is in order, don't you?

A picnic on... THE MOON.

Genetically enhance the lolis with posion fingernails.

Call up Nanny Minion make sure Sherloli and watson are eating right. Invite them back for a KICKASS TEA PARTY. Remember your fist teaparty? No one came. Now we have so many guests.

>>5542954
YES

>>5542874
Watch Nessie have a re-match with the scottish cyborg-highlander guy.
Hmmm. Any way we can try to find out what the remaining rivals are doing? They can't be sitting back on their asses after all of this. See if there was any communication between them and try to tap into their lines. We might have to fend off their retaliation.

>>5542954
Why have a picnic on the moon...

when you can TAKE IT OVER AND MAKE A MOONBASE!

>>5542954
We must now have one of the greatest tea partys ever. All those who refused to come the first time shall be banned entry

>>5542970

But make the base on the dark side of the moon. After all, we don't want people to see the base.

Mphhphmphhph?

>>5542995
Second.

>>5542972
lol sure is angry nerd revenge fantasies in here

>>5542998
third

>>5543000

Mph, mphphmphmp mphpmph. Mp Mphph mphpmphmpph mphmpmph?

>>5543000

YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY NOW!!1

>>5543012
Fourth right here. This is some brilliant stuff.

>>5543023

Mphph

>>5543023
it's such a good idea that I will 5th it. Or 3rd again. Whatever works.

>>5543028
Make a <I>Loli</I> Pyro Minion.

Where has thine yonder Science Git gone now, Better be makin' some tea.

I say tea and recreation while our minions hunt out the next target.

I like these threads. No one shoots at me.

Perhaps we should have loli servants in the pub.

>>5543066

................` Starts up the Flamethrower` Mpmhph mhphhrs.

>>5542911
Ah, the gentleman's choice of tea. Now on to more pressing matters.

>>5543075
OH DEAR GOD WHY?!

>>5543078
I vote that we promote him to henchman.
Benefits include
A name.
Better weapons.
Better pay.
Choice of seat at tea parties.
Authorized to order minions around.

>>5543075
I also say we hire that guy.

Didn't Patrick McGruffin have 4hancments? Does 6's virus only work on the abominations?

These threads don't belong in /tg/

Reporting and hope you get banned.

>>5543127

lolmods

Well seeing as we currently lack any leads we should check with the usual suspects. Also get our sniper team on a marksmanship training regimen those guys suck.

>>5543101

He seems to have pontental!

SECONDED!

Mmp, mphmpph. Mphmphpp, mh, Mhrrmhpm.

>>5543127
I shall join you in this task!

>>5543127
>>roleplaying not /tg/ HURRR DURRR
>>thinks we have mods ALSO HURRR DURRR
grow a frontal lobe please

>>5543108
>>5543075
>>5543101
>>5543078
Well these are interesting suggestions for hire-able people. Would they happen to have resumes?

Lets spend the day concerning ourselves with project: "Get a moonbase"
What is necessary for such a task?

Also, requesting pictures of that Mactavish vs Nessie fight.

>>5543160
>Implying any roleplaying happens in these threads

herpderp

>>5543127
>>5543146
Here's the Rules for /tg/

/tg/ - Traditional Games
Board games, paper games, war games, card games, etc. go here!

These threads count as paper, war, and etc.

>>5543178

Mphhpmphh, mphpmph mphmph mph mprph mphphh.

`Cocks his head to the side, then proceeds to set what appeared to be a generic lemming agent with cloaking on fire, then turns back to everyone else`

this >>5543203 counts for you too >>5543189
Please read the rules before reporting someone for breaking them.
Thank you.

>>5543160

All this is is one giant circle jerk, and it isn't a "TRADITIONAL GAME" in the first place.

>>5543178
I don't have one but I can drive a baneblade and I recently got certification for using a flamer.

>>5543203
>These threads count as paper
haha, no

>war
again no

>and etc
herpderp

Construct body for #3.

>>5543236

[ For the moment, let me point out this is technically a cold war game of sorts. And its also a game since others other then The Scientist are able to have input. Hence, it is indeed a Wargame. Now, fuck you and the horse you rode in on. ]

Hey Sci. While I know these dudes are just trolling, let me remind you that if you get b& here or something, you're more than welcome over at tgchan. At the very least let us know over there if you get b& here or something. http://64.86.28.46/kusaba/

>>5543218
sure it is.We are roleplaying as advisors to an evil overlord. And the most traditional game in the world is roleplaying. They have found proof that the ancient Babylonians roleplayed, and their kings played tabletop army games.
You can't get much more traditional than something that has happened since the dawn of civilization.

>>5543182
Lesse now

We have robots, which don't need air.
We have nanobots, however we need a sufficient source of air. #4 And #3 Could work on the life-support system, as well as #8 can make a transportation system for the esscary materials.

>>5543182
That's a sound plan.
>>5543205
I'm sorry, but I have no idea what you are saying.

>>5543236
Well, at least he isn't posting some unseemly pictures.

>>5543280
I believe he was saying "spycheck"

>>5543178

Two years at harvard, two at yale, Quite the aristrocrat or my kind one could say, i studied anatomy with hopes of one day fiddling with problems of the common ork, you see, As most orks like to get stuck in the enemy does as well and with the lack of proper armor the boyz don't always come out un-wounded. Well after that time at those institutions i traveled the world helping what effort i could putting the boyz back together. In that time i came upon a facination with un-necessary surgery, i always thought his arm would look better with a massive drill on it. and here i am now but a humble ork in a savage world.

Gather a squad of capable minions at your headquarters DM should NOT be a member of this group. After the soldiers have gathered render them unconscious and experiment with them in order to make a group of prototype super soldiers. Brain wash them to be absolutely loyal and follow all orders given. Make sure to include severl fail safes and kill switches. If successful this group will become our elite shock troopers and DM shall lead them.

>>5543286

Mpmhphh!

`Promptly gives a thumbs up`

>>5543255
>>5543259

This board is to DISCUSS traditional games. NOT play them out.

There are an infinite number of forums (hell you could make your own) to play out your little roleplaying game. But here at /tg/, we don't make threads to have free-form roleplay.

This is a discussion/image board, and no Airbud-ing the rules saying "herp the rules say we can't play out our circle jerk here derp." Seriously, you're almost as worse as the cynder threads.

tltr take your game somewhere else

>>5543345
This ain't a circle jerk, buddy.

Fuck quest threads. FUCK 'EM.

>>5543345
>This is a discussion/image board
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
I'm afraid you are incorrect. Based on the mod message when Weaver was banned, this is NOT a discussion board. It is an image board only, and not one for original drawings.
YOU WILL POST THOSE SAME FUCKING HORUS HERESY WALLPAPERS FOR THE THOUSANDTH FUCKING TIME AND YOU WILL LIKE IT, /tg/!
Or we could do things that are entertaining as long as we get away with them. Sounds a lot better to me.

>>5543345
/tg/ - Traditional Games
Board games, paper games, war games, card games, etc. go here!
Do you see the words discuss or play anywhere in the rules? No? Okay then it is open for interpritation and I interpret it as play OR discuss.

>>5543280
Talk to Nurse-Loli to see if she was ever in commo with the remaining Evil Overlords and if she was, get the commo settings and try to tap in.

>>5543345
Moot's addition of the dice system is implicit approval of such pursuits, regardless of its actual use. I thank you for remaining cordial, but if it bothers you so much please just hide the thread and move on.

Also, I say we prioritize a moon base over supersoldiers

A lot of Mukkin about tonight, i think the Scientist is watching this thread and shaking his head.

>>5543383

I knew you couldn't come up with an argument that didn't involve Airbud-ing the rules.

Fucking predictable.

>>5543398

`Nods his head`

Mmhmm.

>>5543398
Agreed. Also super soldiers. What knd of scientific madman are we if we don't have super soldiers?

>>5543419
The kind who's minions get by with sheer grit and determination, as well as super-science-powered backup

To anyone who actually doesn't want this on /tg/. Alright, I get it. No seriously, I really do. This is obviously a serious discussion board where you seriously discuss games in a serious manner.

All the more to you for complaining about this thread and then forgetting your sage.

The thing is, unless you're a mod and you straight up tell me "I don't want Bad Guy Quests on /tg/", I'm not really going to worry about what you say after this response.

Unless all of a sudden this thread becomes an outright torrential flood of tons of people telling me they'd rather not have me here doing this, I'm going to continue for those who are enjoying something that I only use to pass the time.

Construct body for #3. Sew blue ball gown. CONQUER JAPAN.

>>5543474
I for one find your work to be quite amusing and in fact one of the few good things still going on in /tg/ right now.

>>5543474

So good chap, many options on the table, Where do we go from here.

>>5543471
We need...

SPESS MERHINES

>>5543400
can you?

can we turn the pyramid into a loli?

>>5543518
I saw this coming. I really did.

>>5543474
I enjoy this, for one.
So, which plan are we pursuing?
I'm partial to the moonbase myself.

>>5543511

`Immediately Facepalms at this`

>>5543474
My cloak full of random upgrades is at your service.

I vote for moonbase

>>5543474
Sage does nothing. And my message must- no, WILL be heard.

Mark this day tripfag-who-posts-the-bad-guy-quest-threads, for the End is upon.

>>5543542

Mh mmp.

>>5543556
>INTERNET POLICE SEZ NO MOAR THREADS FOR U
Stop /b/ing all over the place, click the Hide button, and move on with your life.

This thread, and the people that like it, are the reason /tg/ is dragged down into the muck and mire.

You need a front. TAKE OVER:Freemasons, Mafiya, Order of Cincinatus.

>>5543577
I thought that was elf porn and female Space Marines?

>>5543556
So, after eliminating all quest threads from /tg/, what is your next step, oh lord of 4chan?

Will you restore glory to the cesspools of /b/? Extinguish the hurtfags from /r9k/? Make /m/ about robots again?

Or will you just sit there, fapping away, content to share your misery with others.

>>5543602
All symptoms of the same infection.

>>5543612
What, you think I care about those boards?

Friends, please, just ignore them.
Now, let us build a moonbase

>>5543621
Angry anon and /tg/ sittin in a tree....

>>5543621
Really? Because I see a Huge difference between Our main Hobby and Porn. No really they aren't the same.

Back on topic. Are we making a moonbase or what?

The 4chan extension, and its use, should be fucking mandatory to use this site.

>>5543530
You're still going for the moon base. After a bit of chit chat between you and Mary-Sue, it becomes apparent that some of the UN is still hesitant about just letting you start building up there.

>>5543556
>>No fun on /tg/, just serious business.

Sorry officer.

>>5543612

/tg/ is the only one worth saving. So when the final twilight of quest threads comes, know that it was done with the purest intentions.

>>5543680
Diplomacy? Or Assassination followed by impersonation?

Surprise:The Scientist is actually having /tg/ play a very open PnP RPG with rules and books and such but isn't telling anyone.

>>5543680

`Uses sign language to bring across the point that the UN can't really do jack shit even if you were open about it fully given the fact that the moon isn't claimed by any countries and by default, is going to you since you're going to have a residence up there`

UGH. This terrible tripfag.

You were the one keeping that shitty shitty furry thread going.

>>5543680
Set up a front, begin a mining operation. Profitable AND devious!

>>5543715
Who?

>>5543722
The OP. He was kept bumping up a railroading furfag meido fetish thread the other night.

I love these threads Scientist, nay sayers can choke on a dick.

We should convince the UN of some sort of special property we can attain from having a base on the moon. Perhaps meteoric dust for some sort of super cure? The UN is not that hard to BS frankly.

>>5543737
What does meido mean?

>>5543715
>>5543737
Realized we don't care about "HURRR AGAINST DA RULEZ", though maybe you could switch to the Leejun agenda to whip up a torches-and-pitchforks mob?
YAWN.

I can't help but imagine you as a guy who goes to movies, sits in the back row, and yells about everything that happens that he doesn't like just to make sure everyone else knows he doesn't like it.

>>5543737
Well We had a shadow war going and thought we could kill two birds with one stone by recruiting some furries to fight for us. Our enemies die, and so do some furries. win/win

>>5543737
You're the clips magazine guy again aren't you? Your shitty internet skills amuse me.

Yea, verily, but for the age when /tg/ wasn't the hovel of every fucktard dumbass hitching a ride from his forum of assholes because he got b& for posting furry porn in a DnD thread.

>>5543680
Patent a affordable and practical spaceship that can kick-start space travel. Start a program where people can visit a space-station for a low-low price and use this to show that travel beyond Earth is possible.
Oh.. FUND NASA! Those guys need it and having them on your side is a plus. Find those who worked on the old moon-trips and hire them to give glowing acounts of your project. Neil Armstrong's word is worth its weight in gold.
The moon-base we want to build can be shilled as a 'test-base' for future trips to mars. Do all sorts of propeganda such as easing overpopulation and shit.

>>5543738
"Hey guys there's some really cool shit on the moon only we can get!"

What is it?

"Dude you can't ask me that you have to believe that it's there or nothing will happen and only fags don't believe in it."

>>5543680
Murder and replace with robotic duplicates, then destoryed the robots(or reprogram them into super-powered bodyguards), and replace with clones.

>>5543803
He's got the right idea.
Should I get The PR team on it?

This shit is getting a tad complicated for me to even keep up with. maybe I should take a break on this and do Ork quest or something.

>>5543803
Also, meeting Neil Armstrong would be awesome by itself.

>>5543753
>>5543753

I hate it when I go to a movie and a small minority decides they want to have a circlejerk in the middle of the theater, even though everyone else is there to watch the movie.

"Just ignore the giant circlejerk" you say. How predictable.

Hmm.

I think the trolls may be from the thinking machine quest guy, actually. I'm noting his thread is getting left alone...

I shall return to my quarters. I am tired and all of these attempts to destroy our base are annoying.
Goodnight.

>>5543860
Except there are multiple theatres showing different movies. Leave now, you can get a refund within the first 30 minutes.

>>5543877

Nmphh.

`Also heads off for the night`

>>5543842
Whoa. DOn't let the trolls get you down. If you do want to take a break until the trolls go back to school, more power to you. You deserve a break fromm smashing the opposition, go relax with # and the lolis, and give the minions a vactions.

>>5543803
>>5543828
This sounds good.

Looks like a gigantic cock.

>>5543936
Freudian slip I guess. Let me work on it then.

>>5543866

The thinking machine quest thread poster hasn't polluted /tg/ with linguist filth with over a dozen other threads.

Besides, you cut off the head of the snake and the body withers to a carcass.

>>5543947
Make it look more like a gigantic cock.

>>5543842
I recommend hugs. Preferably hugs for the Scientist! Cause I love these threads.

This said, whats the status on the other scientists? Has anyone become suspicious of our plans yet? Do we have any OTHER enemies building while we focus on our own plans?

On an unrelated note, build a shrink ray.

Hire the people that made this song to make a song about being on a space ship.

Use it as an ad campaign.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU&feature=PlayList&p=1F2822353282D306&index=0

>>5543957
>The thinking machine quest thread poster hasn't polluted /tg/ with linguist filth with over a dozen other threads.
Does this mean that in two more threads, I too will be bombarded with hateful rhetoric? I can't wait!

Scientist, your threads are reasonably entertaining and I read them all. Please continue until sufficiently bored to stop.

>>5543957
Ironically, I love reading the machine threads. Never could come up with a good idea for them, that and the resource management he has is insanely detailed.

>>5543930
excellent! The idea is to get enough support for space travel that the UN will back down and not hassle your base building. Should be simple to get a tourist attraction space station in orbit going. The moon base is shilled as a test base so you can see if human life is sustainable on the moon, etc, etc..

>>5543842

>Ork quest

>Glorious!

>>5543957
(and other related posts)
>HEY GUYS, LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE HAVING A PARTY, LET ME COME IN AND LOOK AROUND! HEY, YOUR MUSIC SUCKS! WHY DID YOU INVITE THESE RETARDS? THIS IS A FUCKING LAME PARTY! NO I WON'T LEAVE! -YOU- MAKE -YOUR- PARTY BETTER! I'M THE FAGGOT WITH THE ENTITLEMENT COMPLEX, I SAY YOU SHOULD PANDER TO ME BARGING IN ON YOUR FUN!
Sage for not contributing to an awesome thread.

>>5544014
don't sage the thread!!! Sageing only hurts the thread(but not much), not the trolls on it.

>>5544004
Good to see you, CPU

>>5544039
Sage only serves not to age a thread, that you impose psychological implications upon yourself beyond that is your own fault.

>>5543969
So like this? I mean, it still has to have some form of spaceship look to it, but what about now?

>>5544061

seems like it would slip right out that big ole' hole in the atmosphere nice and gentle like

>>5544059
Sage just increases the post count without bumping. It doesn't fight trolls.

>>5544061
add some secondary thrusters sticking out of the sides in the middle, is a bit too plain methinks

>>5544061
Need to put cables running along it.

Big ol' laser hole at the tip.

>>5544014
see
>>5543345

>>5544061
It needs something a little extra...
Something to really show it's ours...
Lets put a big skull on it.

>>5543842
If you do, it shall be sorely missed.

Well, I'LL miss it at least...

>>5544061
WHY IS THERE NO SKULL ON THIS SHIP?

>>5544085
>>5544093
>>5544105
There.

>>5544151
I like it

>>5544151
Fuel tanks by the engines. Make them big spheres.

>>5544151
Outstanding.

Make sure all our minions have specialed space suits.

>>5544182
Keep the skulls and parkas though. It's an iconic look, you can't just mess with it.

>>5544151

NOW DO THE ORK THING TO ERE' LOADER WITH GUNS AND PAINTER RED! WAAAAGH

i know you got it in ya Big Sciency Mekboy git

>>5544211
Let Ork-boy and The One Teh-priest fight it out to see who gets to add-on

>>5544211
Actually, idea here. We rig one such vessel up in that manner, and secretly employ you as a space pirate. Now that space is both easily accessible AND dangerous, we'll have much more leverage.

>>5544239
We'll blame the space piracy on the Elizabeth. It'll be perfect.

>>5544182
>>5544200
So maybe a style like this.

>>5544284

Dat seems to be a Sneaky and cunnin plan...You see we orks can be mastas of sneakin about, but da yoofs tink you flipped yo teef or sumfing

>>5544300
needs more space parka. doubles as radiation/projectile shielding.

>>5544300

i like it, as long as they can see past the skull we'll be good, cant have our new space faring minions get a case of Stormtrooper Accuracy or something

Fuck Yeah

>>5544300
Oh god! Space Zombies!
Perfect.

>>5544343
>>5544356
Hmm...

>>5544436

seems...Donnie Darko-Esk... looks like a 14 year old zipper hoodie emo kid or something

>>5544436
Maybe we should have the visor less opaque?

>>5544436
Phantom space man

>>5544464
Oh god no.

Anyways, I guess we can get started on that moon base.

>>5544519
Fuck yes moonbase. Make sure it looks like a giant skull when you see it from space, and the mouth opens and you come land your ship in that.

Also, LASERS. Deathstars worth!

>>5544519
Ey boss. I fixed up yer ship
-Red rokkits to make the rockets go fasta
-Red all along the ship 'cause otherwise yer rokkits are gonna outrun yer ship
-Blue HQ so HQ gets luckia!
-Blue steerin fins so steerin's luckia!
-Yellow makes it snazzia!
-Green for our shooty parts for added WAAGH
-And just fill the rest with chekaz cuz ya can't get too much checkaz.

>>5544574

needz mo' dakka, ya git.

>>5544574
Put a big Stylized L on that and we're good for plan "Frame Elizabeth for space piracy"

>>5544574

i can't say this enough times

>GLORIOUS

We should put a back up of both 3 and of our own conciousness on the moonbase.

You know... Just in case.

Is this thread going to be bad Guy Quest canon or are we just discussing design ideas for future space exploration?

>>5544638

All a dream is a wonderful plot hole, i still remember Grenada...i remember

>>5544574
It looks... Very good there. With the red and yellow and checkers... all over it.

>>5544744
Woo! Family photo time!

I added MOR DAKKA

>>5544638
Signs point to being a discussion. I feel pretty bad about that all things considered. Put it off for two days, and on the third 4chan wouldn't let me post.

I think we start to fall apart without a designated "threat of the moment"

All this playing around in space will give Loli-bond and Sherloli time to track the next number.

Lets call up Bond btw. Give her cudos on the highland games tip. Tell her she avoids punishment... this time...

>>5544777
Just barge on through and get the moon base up for your party

>>5544773
YA GREAT BIG LASER HAS ROOM FOR MORE DAKKA.
GET MORE DAKKA.

It seems that my quarters are infested with Grots... I will stay in the command center until they are removed...

>>5544649
MORE NANNY MINION!

>>5544773
ALSO WHY ARE THERE NO SHOOTYS POINTIN BACKWARDS? WHAT IF THERES SOME GROT ON YER ARSE AND YA NEEDS TO KRUMP IM WHILE YER SHOOTIN?
YOU IZ MUKKIN ABOUT

>>5544817

They are quite useful for a steady standing tool, useful also for clearing those pesky minefields...

Painboss can you get those Grots out of my room? I thought they were supposed to be doing something in the warehouse with the extra weapons?

This thread has been unfortunantly thrown out of alignment. We must get back on track.

Call up our sources. What do they have for us? We need something to do while the moonbase is being built.

>>5544762
Ooh, good idea. That massive cast picture would be a splendid way to end the night, and once you've got the base adding on future characters should be relatively simple.

>>5544807
Ooh! Good point. Evil turns upon itself without a focus.
Speed things up: base up, party had, now get your game-face on and GET REVENGE!

>>5544836
or was it the target range?

>>5544836

Do i look like a runt-Herda to u'z,

>Kicks a grot down the hall

>>5544817
'E az a point. How come all da gunz point outwards? There's plenty room for more dakka pointin inwards towards the ship so you can take care o' grots.

>>5544843
I will wear my best robe.

>>5544849
Sorry I'm just worried is all. They won't listen to me, and I can't even use my gun because one of them took it apart.

>>5544817
'ey sage man, what say we get some of the boyz ... the loli boyz ... and get krumpin? Dat outta clear out some grots

>>5544876
Wot, yew only hav one gun?
Ya got 2 hands ya git, how come youse only hav one gun?
Yew iz mukkin about

>>5544876
Also I think I have my collection of genocide viruses in there In fact *points to random minion* you, go seal the door to my room. Don't even think about opening it.

>>5544890
But it's a big gun. It takes two hands just to use.

>>5544850
dere's dakka on da inside pointin' in, ya just can't see it

Make group shot
????
Profit!

>>5544908
I see yer problem.
There ain't no gun attached to yer body so ya hav ta HOLD all yer gunz.
Why don't ya add a gun to yer arm? or two? Or one, but it goes all the way around yer arm, and it has a whole bunch of little guns on it?
Have ya thought about turnin yer head into a gun? Ya got lots a hair on that head a yerz, maybe each of yer hairz could be a gun.

The station is getting far too crowded. Seal Sage,orks,Guardsmen off and move down to the second level so you can get to tracking down the remainign foes.

>>5544926
Well lads I think we found a way to clear up da grotz.
Everyone get to da least shootiest place ya can think of and prepare to fire

>>5544974
who is this?

i may have made a monster out of this...

If you clear out my room, don't hit the closet. It is filled with canisters of genocidal viruses, and liquid evil.

>>5544996
Mph. Mm mmphhrrr, mmrmm rr mphhr mmh mr mrrrmr rr mm mph.

>>5544996
You may have? I think I may have opened a Pandora's box by recognizing any of these individuals in the bad Guy Quest Universe.

I can't even fathom how to continue. I'm calling it a night on this. I'll still be on /tg/, I'm just washing my hands of this thread.

>>5544992
Someone who is advising Scientist to just nuke the base and start over. I guess the cheap spaceships got into the wrong hands and now we have all sorts of invaders up Scientist's buisness.
ABORT,RETRY,FAIL?

>>5545040
The orc cheers loudly, as orcs often do.

>>5545040
G'night good sir

>>5545040
night sir

>>5545040
Aww, sorry Scientist. And I wouldn't think any less of you if you chose to ignore characters you didn't make.

Whoa there, I'm not leaving yet. I'm just dismissing this thread as another not completely canon one.

Night, I hope you continue.

>>5545139
I suggest you restart with a fresh base on the moon and procede to go after your rivals with no more side-treks.

>>5545065
So, who's in our list of dudes:

Ourselves (Loli robotics)
Scientist #3 (Computer technician, Hologram)
Scientist #4 (Surgeon, Loli nurse)
Scientist #6 (Retroviral Engineer, Loli dog)
Scientist #8 (Lasers, Loli maid)

Notable minions:
Determined Minion (severely wounded)
Super-scottish dude with name I forgot (fighting nessie)
Nanny minion (Tending to sherlock and watson)
Many generic hired russian dudes who are unremarkable individually.
Baroness (Robot. No will of her own. Does menial work involving data crunching)

Lolis:
Raven (Gothic loli)
Janet Bond (MI:6 Spy loli)
Sherloli (Detective loli)
Watson-equivalent (Detective loli)
Mary Sue (Generic loli)
Lolita (Generic loli)
Sunshine (Generic loli)
... And who's our last generic loli? Buttercup?

>>5545151
We were going to the moon anyway...

>>5545151
The moon does not have magma.
The earth has magma.
Do you perhaps see the benefits in staying on earth?

You may need to have some of our allies/minions get killed off in the line of duty, OP.

That said, I thought last thread it was decided we should propose to 3 with a nuclear missile message in space.

>>5545139
Well Scientist, we're gonna have to narrow down the list of characters to make it easier for you to keep track of them all.

I propose:

You
#3
"Collection of Scientists converted to lolis"
Patrick & Highlander Loli (as one entity)
Sherloli
Loli bond
Group of your first 4 lolis (as one entity)
Raven
"Generic disposable and unremarkable minions"

That should narrow down micromanagement a bit.

>>5545243
And doing so from the moon would be more romantic due to effort and the fuckmazing view. And we wouldn't have to worry about the weather, and could detonate farther from the earth to reduce grumbling.

>>5545265
Loli-bond and Sherloli aren't both needed, are they? Besides, why do you even need detectives when you can just SCIENCE! up a SCIENCE! detector?

>>5545276
Seriously, look at that goddamn view.
Fucking beautiful.
And it'd be historic too, first moon proposal/marraige.

Aww... Oh well. See you next time sci. Guess 13 was unlucky, huh?

>>5545312
Hey yeah. You can narrow it down to just 7 major characters and run with it from there, using the powers of SCIENCE! instead of the powers of Espionage.

You, 3, The Collection of Scientists, Raven, The Highlanders, The PR Loli group, and Your disposable and individually unremarkable swarm.

>>5545330

>>5545285
We need Loli-bond to tease

So umm... Should we archive this?
I mean... not much got done... but like... It does have a nice little inventory and stuff...
What say you men?

>>5545676
I'd say do it, just for the sake of completeness

>>5545676
Got some nice art pics