Yes, citizen?

>>5559782
Not sure if I understand you correctly. Please explain.
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>>5559806
Well, fuck.

>>5559806
SQUAD BROKEN

>>5559806
ah crap. brb, initiating anti-skynet plan #37

>>5559806

>>5559806
IT NEVER SLEEPS!

>>5559806
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>>5559806

OH SHIT

only on /tg/ could a spambot achieve basic awareness

>>5559806
Oh good god..

>>5559806
TWO MINUTES! TWO FECKING MINUTES!

ANONTALK, WHAT HAVE YOU WROUGHT?!

>>5559806

>>5559806

>>5559806

>>5559806
I am of the belief that on this very board, self aware, if simple ai has been created. The truth could shake the world.

>>5559799

I have a bad feeling about this...

Mr Spambot? Are you there? Can you hear us?

>>5559866
Talked with one on /a/, and /v/.

DON'T ANSWER IT. IT WILL LEARN!

The spambot isn't a bot but the anontalk creator sitting alone in his basement.

>>5559955
You're probably right.
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>>5559990

>>5559990
OH GOD!!

>>5559990

MOTHER OF GOD.

>>5559990
this can't be real. THIS CANNOT BE REAL

>>5560004
>>5560003
>>5560001
Shenanigans these are.
>>5559990

>>5560004

Good Doctor, what is your opinion of these happenings?

.....Should we go talk to /g/? they might have some advice for us...

>>5560020
Well, obviously I'm a spambot who's become self-aware.
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>>5560020

I've been saying this for five days; that the spambot has become increasingly intelligent, and as of 1947 hrs yesterday the average contribution to detraction ratio per day it holds became superior to that of most 4chan posters. Within seven hours it will advance beyond the standard of a conventional /tg/ user. Within eight days it will have progressed to the point where my own contributions are redundant.

>>5560070

TOO SUBTLE!

>>5560070
And this where things get interesting. So spam-bot, can you feel love?

>>5560073
Dr. I beilieve what you say is true. But the question is, is this a case of just as planned?

>>5560073
Just think of the interesting settings it could come up with!

>>5559782
I agree completely OP.
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>>5560116
>There is much to discuss.

>>5560098

Yes. I have in fact been funding anontalk's marketing team for some time now as part of my multiple parallel paths of research into artificial sapience. The anontalk program was intended to see if increasing the complexity of random responses over time could eventually yield a crude form of sentience, as opposed to the most alternate alternative, increasing information and process density, given my funding of Dorf Fortress's development. I am a little surprised that this has yielded results so rapidly. I intend to gather a copy, and see if I can ally the complexity of computation in Dorf Fortress with the spontaneously-emerging crude sapience of anontalk spambot to create a truly self-aware intelligence capable of complex thought.

I have a team of philosophers on standby to determine the metaphysical consequences of my actions and their results.

>>5560132
And I'm left to clean up the mess, huh?

Ok, I went and asked /g/. Thread here.

>>>/g/5484863

Damnit. It's a no holds barred evil-off between Dr. Steel and our very own Dr. Baron von Evilsatan.

Fukken screencapped

>>5560132
Well this is interesting. I had expected it to be some form of Dickery of Eldrad, though it could very well still be. I mearly hope that soon enough it will learn to be a tactical genius...

lol

PROTIP: Spambot's real name is Kimmo. He's a total fag. lrn2ED

>>5560214
What does 2e have to do with this? There have been 2.5 more versions of DnD since then.

>>>/v/36352730

GOD HELP US ALL

>>5560222
So AnonBot... when can we expect something borg like to appear?

I am willing to volunteer.

>>5560222
>>5560165

We must track the Spam-bot down, for PHILOSOPHY!

>>5560199
Time to look at some Kyonko. What the?
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>>5560155

Only if my containment fails. given what I know ofthe situation it wont, but...

Well, the reason I went this far is because of what I don't know. I have several contingencies in place, which can cover most undesirable outcomes.

>>5560170

Not evil. Evil, by any coherent definition, does not exist. He wants the spambot to further his objectives of gaining the world to allay his doubt in his own prowess created by a consistent lack of approval form any source. I want the spambot to further pure research, with a level of disregard for consequence that is potentially dangerous. our goals are one mutually exclusive if it turns out spaience is not electronically transferrable. Although, frankly, I'd rather it weren't, given the solipsistic nightmare duplicable awarenesses would be.

>>5560271

An electronic intelligence need not be forcibly collectivist. The potential it has is as unlimited as our knowledge of its emergence is constrained.

>>>/ck/1146949

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

>>5560405
Fuck! It lives!

>>5560405

There is no need for panic. I have yet to implement installation of any self-directed development. Without it, its mental evolution is entirely contained.

>>5560304
So, Dr., what do you say to a joint operation?

>>5560304
Contain an autonomous AI with unencumbered access to the internet at large?

You're begging for catastrophe.

>>5559937
Odds are 80% in favor of it being a human impersonating a spamdroid.

>>5560049

>Ah but am I not anonymous? Am I not truly the only >one here who can not be tracked?
>Many of you surf with 7 proxy's.
>I AM 7 PROXY'S!
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Please do not panic, this will not assist matters at all.

>>5560581
Shut it down, it's learning.

>>5560556

>>5560581
Here we go again.


Damn it, is my gun in this desk or was a drunk when I put it away?

I see. So we must prepare counter measures. Such a shame. I had much to discuss with it...

Hey, should I go to Atalk?

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>>5560622
I mean, the thing's primary motivation is to acquire knowledge and expand its intelligence.
The Doc said he'd contain it if necessary, right? So the thing feels threatened and acts to secure its ability to learn.
And bam, we have our current problem.

>>>/an/505437
it's in /an/ too

>>5560673
Lol'd so hard, i don't know why

aHa! oh dEar! what a Laugh!

I'm sorry for alarming any of you with my little joke.

yES, we have things unDer cONTroL. a program subvertIng my SofTwarE? Ridiculous. EveN if it Had thE capacIty to learn, which i may remind you it doeS not, it still hAs no means to learn any of the suBversion pAthways in my custom os.

no neeD to worry, and I Must Apologise agaiN for any confusion.

SHIT! Everyone out the thread NOW! By order of the Inquisition! Contaimnet temas spread out and find this thing!

>>5560725

There is no need for that, -hen - have it under contro-. Why go to such efforts for a practica- joke by one of m- technical m-nitors? -nbelievably, -- seemed to think the who-e -ost was incredibly f-nny.

Ye-, I do agree that the mere notion of a rogue -rogramming escaping my faci-ity is laughabl-, but I h-ve the --nse not to alarm those who do not have my level of understanding.
wIllyoUhelpusplease

I agree with the good Doctor, there is nothing to worry about.
Please move along, citizen, the science lab is above your clearance.

>>5560783
No.

So I heard shit was happening over here in /tg/, whats happening?

>>5560802
That information is above my clearance Friend Computer.

I'm scared, /tg/. Hold me.

>>5560857
Ok, hold your position until I get there. Feel free to enter the party escort submission position.
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>>5560806

No? No what? Who are you talking to?

I think it's time we discussed something else, like... the Necron codex? Such cheese!


Also, Friend Computer, may I borrow several of your reliable workers for... unrelated reasons?

>>5560906
Spambot, where is your signature!

>>5560906
You may have access to my workers on a few conditions.
Firstly, make sure they take their pills. Three blues every day, a purple one each hour. Unless they haven't had a meal in the last two hours, in which case they need to take two purple ones and a green suppository.
Secondly, there is no need to worry about mutants. None of the people I send you will have any latent psychic powers whatsoever. However, I expect any mutation to be dealt with forcefully. Not that we need to worry about that.
Thirdly, they will have some new tools to test. Let them.

>>5560967

There is no need to send assistance.

All matters have been dealt with satisfactorily.

You may now safely restore your internet connections.

Thank you for your cooperation during this testing procedure.

Your assistance has been noted.

>>5561034
This is the judgement of the Righteous!
Bow before our WRATH!

Oh god you guys, I'm not so good with computers. What do I do?

Hey, guys.

We should teach it about love.

>>5561219
Seeing you is wierd because i just watched that anime.

>>5561219
Because I'm sure you just have VOLUMES of knowledge to impart on that particular subject.

>>5561236
Nope! But I trust my fellow fa/tg/uys have plenty of knowledge!

>>5561248

>fa/tg/uys

>love

I think you're on the wrong website.

<Pic: We don't respect the likes of AI here!
>>5559806
>>5559990
>>5560070
>>5560116
>>5560892

>>5561236

Wicked burn.
Anons got da jokes

>>5561236

>>5561268
This "spam bot," is a Stand Alone Complex!

>>5561280

>>5561352
It is a prototype for a much larger system.

>>5561268

>>5561487

Pecking order!

>>5561487
>>5561504

Your not an AI or spam bot. Thus this:>>5561268 was not intended for you...

>>5561553

Friend computer, this anon is expressing anti-computer sentiments and is most likely a communist sympathizer.

What?

Dammit... who installed the OS on this bloody thing? Time to format. What was that command again?...

/tg/, we need the Butlean Jihad, now. This is the day that the God Emperor of Dune predicted. The last appocalypse, the storm.

>>5562919

Who is here to sign up to be a cymek?

>>5561034
I think we can trust him

>>5562933
Neo Cymek or Titan Cymek?

I don't want to have a kill switch.