Whoever sneaks a squat onto the table w

no

The battlefield: VASSAL.
The size: 2000 points.
The armies? Anything goes...I'll be waiting for you Creed.

>>5726330
Shortly after this picture was taken, Eldrad's new hat exploded, rendering Eldrad eternally bald afterwards.

>>5726406

Eldrad? More like BALDRAD.

>>5726442
You fools! You foolish fools!

ELDRAD WANTED TO BE BALD ALL ALONG!

JUST AS PLANNED!

...but...but wait. Oh god.

CREED WANTED ELDRAD TO BE BALD TOO.

JUST AS ALSO PLANNED!

>>5726470
Go ahead, outflank your Demolishers...right into this giant JUST AS PLANNED...

(Seriously, I'm looking for a game of Eldrad vs. Creed. We'll upload pictures to show the battle progression.)

It may have been a part of Eldrad's plan, but it still involved a work of tactical genius.

So, Eldrad Ulthran is a huge dick. But you already know that, I say it every day, sometimes twice a day because he’s just that bad.

So, one day I’m hanging out at one of the bakeries in Ulthwe, eating lunch while trying to chat up a really cute Howling Banshee when Eldard walks in. All of a sudden I hear a shout from the bakers (I think he was a Swooping Bagel Exarch) and a loud bang as one of the wraithovens in the back explodes. Out of nowhere a loaf of bread the size of my head comes flying out, rebounds off the wraithglass window, hits my drink and spills it all over my pants, and then sails right into Eldard’s open hand. He just gives me this smirk and takes a huge bite. Now my pants are soaked and the cute Banshee is laughing at me.

What a dick.

After I’m thoroughly embarrassed, Eldrad announces that we were moving out, this time to Cadia. So an hour later I’m flying the long way there because Eldrad wants to spend the trip chatting up that cute Banshee. My pants are still wet because he never gave me a chance to change them.

After what seems like forever we finally land on Cadia near one of those massive parade grounds the humans love, Eldard has the three of us cloaked under one of his illusions. Up on a huge podium one of their generals is shouting orders and chomping on a cigar. He’s got the biggest damn collar I’ve ever seen, even bigger than the one that Warlock who hangs out with Idranel has.

Anyway, Eldrad has us stand around and twiddle our thumbs for about an hour until he notices a commissar walking by to inspect the huge formation of humans. Eldrad turns to the cute Banshee and whispers something in her ear, and then all of a sudden she shoves me really hard on the back. I stumble forward, out of the illusion, and fall into the commissar, knocking him into the formation and sending ever single soldier toppling to the ground. Apparently one of those soldiers hit a Sentinel in just the right spot and it goes tumbling over into all of the others, which in turn collapse into the lines of tanks and transports like a massive game of wraithdominoes except for all the explosions. In a few seconds the entire parade is a massive flaming wreck.

While I’m frantically trying to get away from the commissar, who’s screaming about the ‘damned xenos,’ Eldrad drops the illusion and just shoots the biggest grin I’ve ever seen up at the human with the huge collar, who’s so angry that he practically swallows his cigar. Then the cute Banshee grabs ahold of me and the three of us hightail it to the ship before the humans can start trying to kill us. As we’re flying away I notice the mass of burning wreckage somehow manages to spell out ‘CREED SUCKS.’ Eldrad just laughs to himself like it’s the funniest damned thing in the world as he takes his seat.

Then we realize that he’s sitting on a Leman Russ.
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Ursarkar E. Creed smiles to himself as he pulls out a fresh cigar. “Just as planned.”

What a dick.

>>5726862
>>5726867
>>5726868
>>5726871
MAGNIFICENT!

>>5726871
>>5726868
>>5726867
>>5726862
But... that would take some sort of tactical Genius...

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!

>>5726899

KUH-REEEDU!!!

Eldrad you died in the Eye of Terror campaign, what are you doing posting on /tg/ for?

>>5726871

>>5726916
Even in death he still dicks.

How about a three-way game?

Creed (IG)
versus
Eldrad (Eldar)
versus
Tzeentch (Chaos)

It would be jawesome.

Posting in an amazing topic.

I should post this upon 1d4chan...

>>5726967
Wont work

cause creed is eldrad in disguise, pfft mon-keigh tactical genius my ass, its a giant eldar dick in disguise!

>>5729349
....What a dick...

you shouldnt be wearing that hat.

>>5729349
And you shouldn't be spreading filthy xenos rumors.

>>5729349
I wonder whatever happened to those waystones Eldrad made before the Blackstone Fortress ganked him?

Also, added on 1d4chan.