Well, I've found it only works well for a one encounter campaign.

>>6584070
How many background points did you put into Faith?

How do you feel about cross-dressing?

>>6584070
Just remember, the cost of a car bomb, equipment, and bribes start to add up. Keep spending and you might not be able to afford ammo for your AK47

>>6584070
Try taking the light skinned perk at level 1, it tends to help when passing checkpoints

Man, this is gonna be a hell of a build to run. Try to convince the DM to allow you to just run off photocopies of your character sheet or something, otherwise the game will get bogged down every time you make a new character.

>>6584111
Who cares about money when you're one with Allah?

>>6584126
I would but it kills diplomacy checks with pretty much everyone else

>>6584152

That's why you should buy some fake tan with your equipment budget to compensate.

Well now I want to run a game of D&D where the PCs defend their weak and divided homeland against a massively superior invading force with some ill-defined agenda, and then present them with some really repellent secret weapons and dickish moral dilemmas to spice up their doomed guerilla campaign.

I'd be one preachy political allegory closer to being a real SF writer, too.

>>6584164
use the perk to use faith points bonus in diplomacy then

>>6584070
Use the tunnel runner feat that allows you to get anywhere in a Taliban controlled city. It's pretty worth it, especially when it comes to avoiding checkpoints

>>6584169
Good thing I have no morals!

"Okay, roll your bluff check, Abdul."

"There is nothing to fear, infide-...I mean American friend! I merely wish to use the bathroom!"

"Abdul, there's no way that will work-"

"Natural 20, Sharif."

"...He points you to the bathrooms."

"Great! I go to the front desk and use my +3 Suicide Vest of Extending! That lets me strike at a secondary target outside of range!"

"...I hate you so much, Abdul."

"HEY I WANNA BLOW UP TOO!"

"...You blow yourself up, Karim. You never stated you left your farm, though, and you manage to kill a goat."

"COOL CAN I REROLL AS A WARLORD NOW?"

"Hey, me too! Karim and I can totally rule the mountains!"

"...why does Allah hate me?"

>>6584181

You are so cool and edgy.

"I roll to smite the infidel. That's an extra +2 to hit, right?"

"Smiting doesn't work with ranged attacks, Abdul. Read the rules."

"But you smote the infidel with an IED the other day, Sharif! That was a ranged attack!"

"No it wasn't, Abdul. Read the errata of Explosives Handbook III - 'An IED counts as a basic melee attack with 3 foot radius now.' "

"That doesn't make any sense."

"Well that's how it works, and-"

"HEY GUYS, NAZIM SAYS HE WANTS TO ROLL A CLERIC. SHOULD I TELL HIM TO STOP BY?"

"Stop inviting more people to the game, Karim!"

>fill letters with anthrax
>cause national scare

>>6584189
YOU proposed moral dillemas.

>>6584198
you mean
>fill letters with salt
>tell its anthrax
>look at how the infidels run in fear of the postal mail guy

>>6584195
>smiting someone
>with a IED
lolwut?
Is 4ed really like that?

>>6584195
>>6584188
Please, continue.

>>6584210
>fill 1 letter with anthrax,
>fill 100 with salt
>cause worldwide scare

>>6584221

I didn't write them. Shas'O did. And that was all he wrote.

>>6584195
>>"HEY GUYS, NAZIM SAYS HE WANTS TO ROLL A CLERIC. SHOULD I TELL HIM TO STOP BY?"

"ROLL TO SEE IF I'M GETTING MY 72 VIRGINS YET!"

>>6584230
"I THROW MY GRENADE AT THE INFIDELS"
"you are in the mountains, there aren't infidels for miles"
"ROLL FOR ME TO THROW IT AT THE INFIDELS"
natural 20
"Congratulations, you killed the infidels, you now have 0 hp"
"AM I GETTING 72 VIRGINS YET?"

>>6584244
>Zero
Isn't that unconscious?

"I cast my homemade explosive into the darkness of the infidel invasion!"

>>6584272
You miss, and blow your arm off.

>roll hijacker
>joke around saying you are stealing their tank
>roll natural 20

>>6584188
>>6584195
Did I mention I fucking love Shas'O?

"Okay, so your plan is to fill Karim's truck with explosives, negotiate through three different checkpoints, gain access to the armory, and then explode next to a live-round storage?"

"Yes, Sharif."

"I'm impressed, Abdul. You made a plan that actually makes sense. Okay, so you're driving up to the first checkpoint, and an infidel guard stops you. Make your bluff check."

"...Um, Sharif? I rolled a two."

"ALL RIGHT BROTHERS LET'S DO THIS ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

"Go, Karim, go! We have this!"

"Ugh. Okay, Karim, you drive the truck through a wall. The impact sets off the bombs. You all die. Again."

"Sweet! 72 virgins and a reroll!"

"HEY SHARIF CAN MY 72 VIRGINS BE MEN?"

"Karim, you disturb me sometimes..."

>>6584285
You steal tank. Find unarmed nuke inside.

>>6584195
"WHERE'S THE HUMMUS"
"Check in the hole in the wall"
"WHICH HOLE IN THE WALL"
"ANY OF THEM"
"NEVERMIND, I FOUND IT, IT WAS NEXT TO YOUR GOAT"
"HIS NAME IS TALHA"

>>6584218

You should see the Bloody Crater power

>>6584425
I don't have the splat books, what does it do?

OP, I think you underestimate the advantage of specializing in IEDs.

If you take the right feats for it, you can easily do just as much damage as any suicide bomber build, but you have the added advantage that you can do it more than once. Light Skinned and Fake Tan together allow you to sneak around any city with relative ease, and if you take the Unobtrusive and Lost in the Crowd feats it's extremely easy to place these bombs.

They barely cost anything either. If you really want you can spec into Connected to gain access to restricted explosives, or if you're really ballsy you could try and steal your explosives from the americans or the national army, but it's not recommended.

If you do though, there's always that chance you'll find an unarmed nuke. It may only be 5%, but still, I got one once, and I used it to make a Doomsday level IED.

Took out the president with it. He came in for a public rally, and that was the last anyone ever saw of him.

Truly epic stuff. Try and do that with a suicide bomb.

>>6584425
IIRC It gives all nearby enemy soldiers a big penalty to their defenses after an explosion, making it a lot easier for your militia to attack them.

>>6584448
>calling a undetonated nuke a IED
I wouldn't really call it Improvised

Have any of you ever tried running a campaign set in the United States?

It's quite a twist to say the least. It's almost a completely different game. It's definitely worth getting the splatbook for it.

I think they might have it up on rapidshare somewhere, but I don't have the link.

>>6584503
I think that just seems like a bad idea.

>>6584491
True, true, but it had the same power as a doomsday level IED.

>>6584512
I really enjoyed it. There was less of a focus on BLOW UP THE INFIDELS HURR and a lot more of a focus on remaining underground, or if you wanted you could forego going underground and instead be very public about your beliefs, while still remaining legal.

You'd be surprised how many exciting moments you can have running a campaign with a heavy focus on what were originally secondary aspects to the game.

>>6584516
Yeah, you're right, I think it just seems more like a explosives expert build, but I digress, I can see your point

>>6584503
Make sure to read it thoroughly. That book has a lot of confusing concepts. Apparently, if you need to find the goat belonging to a house, you have to roll first to see if the house even has one! And it is a very low percentile.

The pictures in that book are surely forbidden, so you have to get it online. I enjoy looking at them alone before my fifth prayer.

>>6584553
Whoa there, that is starting to sound pretty bad.

What kind of hummus do you guys like to eat while gaming?
I once had some mix of hummus and goat milk that just tasted awesome

>>6584553
What's next, police not taking bribes?

"You know, Abdul, maybe Allah most blessed will let me run a normal game today."

"I don't know about that, Sharif."

"Why's that?"

"Karim said he was bringing his woman to the game today."

"What? How did Karim find a woman? He looks like a mountain goat, and the goat smells better!"

"HEY GUYS THIS IS AMIRA SHE SAID SHE'D ROLL A HIJACKER FOR US."

"Okay, you guys could use a hija-"

"HER CHARACTER HAS BLUE EYES THAT WERE ONCE BROWN, FAIR SKIN, A RICH FAMILY, AND IS THE DAUGHTER OF AN INFIDEL AND MUJAHEDDIN!"

"Welcome, Amira! Just stick with us and you'll pick things up soon enough."

"I ROLL TO SCORE WITH AMIRA'S CHARACTER."

"Allah most merciful protect me..."

>>6584568
Yes, my parents and sheik must never find out. But I will bring it to tomorrow's game, ensha allah.

>>6584600
You rock at these, dude.

Also if anyone feels like some Arabic up in this thread, I've been learning it for a while now.

>>6584503
Campaign in america? Like, a freedom fighter in america, or an American against the freedom fighters?
If the former: Holy crap, isn't the entire country one big check point?
If the latter: Holy crap, we get all their hax shit like tanks!

>>6584188
>>6584195
>>6584244
>>6584302
>>6584334
>>6584600

Abdul, Sharif, and Karim need drawfaggotry

>>6584667
agreed

>hijack tank
>drive it away, now have personal tank next to your hut

>>6584707
Thirding.

STEP ONE: Roll an infidel tank driver
STEP TWO: Become holy warrior

>get ambushed by 7 infidels
>pretend to surrender, detonate bomb as they get next to you

hey, brothers, chermical build in 3e, how good is it?

in before 3e = IED and hijackers

>>6584773
>implying it's easy to get a tank

>>6584653
You're basically starting a religious movement. You never want to carry anything on you besides knives and handguns and ONLY when it's legal for the state. It's a completely different game and takes a bit of wrapping your turban around to get.

Allah help me for that joke.

It can devolve into night warfare and small terrorist things, like blowing up an abortion clinic and making it look like it was done by the right wing crazies. It's a breath of fresh air IMO, but it's not right for everyone. Run it by your group first or you might find that Achmed is bringing his vest to the game.

>>6584816
Most people say Hijackers are best, but I like them, second favorite class.

>>6584816
As it turns out, they made the build a lot less cumbersome in the newer version, and you can specialize into a whole load of new chemical weapons. People might tell you that they all play the same, but it's not true, they merely haven't played it.

There is even a specialization that allows you to spread AIDS to the infidels. Truly a marvel.

>>6584816
1 level Homegrown Political Dissident
2 levels Student of Islam
Then start taking levels of Biological Expert

Homegrown give sweet bonuses to operations in "hostile territory" and the student levels give you a decent cover and so much needed religious fervor that political dissident usually lacks.

Or you could just go religious dissident, but then you're a mary-sue.

I love you /tg/

>>6584878
Downside to this build is that once terrorism starts acting up, you can get a lot of shit from people for studying Islam in the US. This can lead to random street encounters where you'll be heavily outnumbered and outgunned.

It's best to try and stick with other students of Islam, and try not to ever be alone in public, EVER.

Abdul: The checkpoint awaits before, a large wire-topped metal slab of a door taunting you-
Karim: FOUL INFIDELS! I'LL NOT BE SO CRUELLY TAUNTED BY SUCH AN OBSTACLE!
Sharif: Ya Allah, Karim's off his meds again...
Amira: IN ALLAH'S MERCIFUL NAME, I BEG YOU TO STOP TOUCHING ME KARIM.
Karim: MY NAME IS AKBAR

>>6584904
It'll be time to archive this thread soon.

So is it worth spending the resources to purchase RPGs? Or should I just build IED's instead?

>>6584816
THEY CANNOT DESTROY CHINA!

>>6585021
It's pretty much the only counter to Air raids, or against aware tanks actively seeking you out

>>6585021
IEDs are more suitable for stealthy hits. If you plan on doing a lot of fighting in the streets, RPGs are a worthwhile investment. APCs are fairly vulnerable against them, and if you can get a surprise round to line up a shot there is a good chance you can destroy it and everyone inside.

RPGs are for head on attacks, and are risky. IEDs are for sapping moral, and are a safe bet.

>>6585029
since this show up, how good is the chinesse campaing? i hear is even more hard than the Israel World campaing

>>6585043
FUCK YOU GRANGER! I NEED 12 FUCKING STINGER NESTS TO TAKE ONE OF YOUR GODDAMN KING RAPTORS OUT! AIR HAX!

>>6584911
Which makes it that much easier to get recruited...

>>6585042
Did I tell you guys about that one time I managed to hit an ammo depot with an RPG?

>>6585043
The book was just pretty poorly written. Nobody really wants to play it. Except for my cousin from Nepal.

>>6585043
Eh, the government can be your best friend or your worst nightmare.

If you've got someone who is good at bribery you're basically golden. After that it's just a simple matter of finding resources. China doesn't have a lot of high quality explosives and what not, so it's hard to get good weapons. Be prepared to use your trusty AK for a good portion of the campaign.

Good End = Bribe an Influential Cleric into a position of government power.

Bad End = Get Caught Bribing (Durr), or appear as if you're starting a civil movement. (Government Crackdown)

>>6585077
Critical Success on on Ammo Depot? Ho shit man, I dream of doing that.

>>6585065
Allah makes me strong, but fuck you Kassad, i told you a million of times to use more quad cannons

now roll for stealth check

>>6585100
We all have a 1 in a million moment. Mine just happened to kill a lot of infidels

>>6585065

You are doin' it wrong. Quad cannons rip the SHIT out of king raptors, building stinger nests just won't work on hard.

You know /tg/, I think this terrorist RPG would be the bomb.

Don't get on my bad side, and I'm watching you Granger.

You are now reading everything the the GLA's announcer voice. "we have discovered an enemy Black Lotus"

>>6585174
TANKS, BUILD MORE TANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How much longer till this thread is archive worthy?

>>6585166
instantrimshot.com

Seriously, though, I agree. Release it now and you'll get publicity out the wazoo.

>>6585203
i dont care, whoooooo they are!

>>6585203
Yes, please do.

>>6585232
its going to be a nuclear winter this year general

>>6584912
Abdul: Hey, Amira you up for the RPG tonight?
Amira: Uhm... No, I'm sorry, I'm busy... Y'know, praying.
Abdul: Alright, how about tomorrow night?
Amira: I'm, uh, well, it's a BIG prayer.
Abdul: When...When are you free then?
Amira: Look, uhm, can we talk about this later Abdul, I really don't know it's all so stacked up...
Abdul: Oh. Kay.

Later...

Abdul: The checkpoint awaits before you, a large wire-topped steel slab of a door taunting you with its goddamn immovable bulk.
Karim: Uh, alright, can you play Amira's character and have her use that explosive-
Abdul: No, she says no. Says she's busy.
Atheer: Oh Allah...
Abdul: Know what else? She turns to you all, and rips off the mask to reveal she was the infidel all along.
Sharif: What? But I remembe-
Abdul: SHE'S REALLY FUCKING GOOD AT MANIPULATING YOU, YOU STUPID LITTLE BASTARDS.
Karim: . . .Well, I ask
Abdul: TOO LATE! SHE TEARS OUT YOUR HEEEEEEEEEEARRRRRRRRTTTTTT

Okay so my quad cannons smote the flying infidels like the fist of Allah but now how in the name of Mohammed am I supposed to smite this infidel?

Sup?

>>6585270
GTFO!!!!!

>>6585255
Abdul: The checkpoint awaits before you, a large wire-topped steel slab of a door taunting you with its immobility.
Karim: *Snrk*
Abdul: What, what fucking is it?
Sharif: Well, we were just wondering.
Abdul: About?
Atheer: What's the damage for getting a heart torn out?
Abdul: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU ALL GET OUT OF MY FUCKING ROOM FUCK YOUUUUUUUU I'LL KILL YOU ALL AND DIG UP YOUR PARENTS

>>6585260
I'll make the sacrifice!

>>6585248
Gentlemen, it's a nuclear device.... Time is running out, T-T-TIME IS RUNNING OUT

>>6585065

I still play this game and this made me lol very loudly.. would LOVE to see generals turn into a tabletop

Come on /tg/, this is a superb thread. Let's not ruin it by letting it dissolve into avatarfaggotry.

Sharif seems like an exasperated DM
Abdul seems like a powergamer
Karim seems LOLRANDUMB LOUD

>>6585304
AGREED

>>6585295
Is this going to be a RA2 derail?

>>6585260
you triggerd my outer permitor warning lazer's general!!!!

>>6585291
This is the one kind of bomber that you do not want to be.

Do not be that guy /tg/. Do not just charge soldiers with a bomb strapped to your chest, you WILL DIE AND YOU WONT KILL ANYONE.

It is a disgrace to Allah himself.

>>6585260
Suicide bombers.

HUNDREDS OF THEM!

>>6585335
I'M READY FOR SOME ACTION

>>6585300
i still play it, i am awaiting the mod than let you attack infidels like Europe and Russia!

>>6585308
>>6585308
Yeah, I swapped Sharif and Abdul by mistake when I started doing the spoofs on "Examples of Play."

There's a build with the Agitator(religious focus) class that can be completely broken. We did the math once and we figured out we could FLOOD THE WORLD WITH ANGRY MOBS.

Seriously, every inch of land covered by a disgruntled fundamentalist.

Looks like someone is consorting with the enemy

>>6585316
>>6585304

This, seriously. Can we get more witty writefaggotry and hilarious ideas, rather than weaksauce avatar jokes?

>>6585353
colonel burton here tanya is a cum slut!!!

Terrorist: the Fearaning

Weirdest thing guys, I played with a guy named Karim once. He was the fucking worst player I have ever seen. I hope he blows up and doesn't kill anyone.

All he wanted to do was play an american turned terrorist every SINGLE game. It truly got on my nerves. He always played some blue eyed blonde haired bimbo who had seen the error of her ways and wanted to join us to make up for her disgraceful life blah blah blah.

He expected us to seriously bend the rules for his character. It was god damn awful. We ended up kicking him out. We found out later one of his parents was an american, so we had Karim and Jafha go over to his house and kill him.

You got any weird player stories like that /tg/?

>>6585385
Terrorist: The Jihad

>>6585388
>>We found out later one of his parents was an american, so we had Karim and Jafha go over to his house and kill him.

Wait, what?

>>6585371
Only works if your DM is an allah hating moron. Anyone DM with a brain that has been blessed with his gift of knoweledge will tell you that your plan is great, but he won't allow you to exploit loopholes like that.

It's why I play 4e right now. They have almost no ways to abuse the system like that. Notice I said Almost. There are a few, but it's not as blatant.

And lets please not turn this into another edition wars. Everyone knows highjackers were ridiculous in 3.5e.

>>6585398
Turns out he was a christian. Shocking I know, but we had no idea other wise we would have shot him when he applied for our group.

MEWT!
EVERYTING MUST MEWT!

>>6585388
we got a spanish guy, he was kinda nice and was and always had a koran all the time, since spain was and will be muslim we let him in, the best sniper player i know he was amazing

latter we discover he was a undercover CIA agent working for the americans and the koran was a recording dervice

we let him play as sniper the last time before behead him

>>6585420
Wait, so his character's parent was an American Christian, and his character and another character went to murder the parent?

>>6585411
I'm going to hijack this MiG mid air

Guy named Karim DMed for our group. It was the most annoying bullshit ever. All he ever wanted to play was the American campaign and he bitched at us until we agreed to it. He told us he was going to be running a DMPC for his campaign. We were one eprson short so we figured What Could Go Wrong?

Allah save us, we were so wrong.

First session starts up. I had a diplomatic based student of Islam with a focus on poli sci so I could more easily navigate government BS, because no one else really knows the rules for it. Hassan had a freedom fighter, but he was stealth based. He'd graffiti streets at night and help recruit younger kids to Islam during the day. It was good stuff too, a pretty unique build. Fahd had rolled up a typical chemical warfare specialist. A plain build, but he had never played one before.

DM Pulls out his character sheet and I get a small glimpse of it. I should have walked out then, but he had free hammas so I decided to stick around to see what would happen.

FYI, I saw that he had rolled up a hijacker. For a STEALTH/DIPLOMACY BASED GAME.

>>6585441
Oh no no, He himself was a christian. His parents were too. So we went to his house and killed him.

>>6585411
Ah, but it was because of his love for Allah most merciful that he allowed it. You see, an american journalist had just been abducted in a nearby area and the ignorant western presses made it the story of the day. Some cartoonists drew a insulting charicature of the most blessed Mohammed driving a white van with the gagged journalist beating on the window.

Shit was certainly, not cash and we simply used the already large Hatred that had developed by directing it a places like synagogues and the embassies of the western countries.

>>6585456
There is a reason they were called HIGHjackers

>>6585462
Everyone, give hands to Hisham! He has done an excellent job!

Cont.

Well, we start trying to recruit locals to Islam as per the usual campaign. My cleric friend fails a couple of diplomatic rolls, and the town turns slightly hostile to us. Well, our DMPC tries to talk them into helping us. The rest of us sort of groan because Hijackers are probably the worst of all classes for talking to people because of their fervor penalties.

Well, he announces that he succesfully converted the entire town. He didn't negate the hostility, he didn't make them friendly, he converted them. With a single roll, as a hijacker.

It only went downhill from there. His Allah damned mary sue faggot blew every one of us out of the water at every turn. The session, THE FIRST SESSION, ended with him taking down the twin towers and the white house with NUCLEAR BOMBS. Apparently he was able to talk the government into selling him the bombs for twenty dollars.

Needless to say after that night, all of us told him to go marry an infidel and shave his beard. We never talked to him again.

>>6585508
420 PRAY TO ALLAH EVERY DAY.

>>6585519
please tell me you are joking

>>6585519

It is, without a doubt, my DMs favorite pastime:

Trying to find ways to make my Jihadist fall.

>>6585543
HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

THIS IS WORTHY OF ITS OWN THREAD. SO SUCCINCT, YET SO AWESOME.

>>6585521
That is surprisingly funny

>>6585533
I fucking wish.

A few weeks later we found out he had started a new campaign, in the china setting with a few other unknowing suspects.

He took over the country the first session.

He makes me wonder just how compassionate and loving Allah really is.

Haha, I kid, I kid.

>>6585575
For a moment there I thought you were a infidel

>>6585552
Sounds like a bad joke.
"How do you make a Jihadist fall?"
"Open the plane door."

Someone archive the thread on suptg please

>>6585543
That would be fairly easy. Just make a trap that immobilizes him in a room with a nymphomaniac holding a bottle of booze and a copy of "The God Delusion".

Fareed Muhammed. Never play with this man.

Ever.

He lives near Kabul. He will ruin everything you do. He loves to bring western food to the table when we're playing, and on occasion will skip prayers and go to the bathroom. He doesn't even know basic passages. It's disgraceful.

>>6585597
You people requesting archives should learn to check the archive beforehand.

I just want to have a post here to thank the people avatarfagging for stopping and letting the thread produce some more win. Thanks.

>>6585543
Once had a DM who had a friend's jihadist about to smite an infidel american soldier. The soldier (a marine subclass we came to find out) had surrounded himself with young, innocent, devout, Arab children.

The jihadist slashed through them all, with a shit eating grin on his face. He concluded, "The american is dead! The children with Allah, praise be his name!"

The DM, smiled back, one of the "children" had been a pig in disguise and the jihadist was now covered in pig's blood.

We castrated him on the spot.

>>6585626
Thanks bro one love,

>>6585521
ALLAH WILL MAKE ALL OUR PROBLEMS GO UP IN SMOKE

Playing a chinese campaign a few months back with a man that will go unnamed. We shall call him bob.

Bob thought it would be a good idea to play a freedom fighter. He convinced us that he could make a build that wouldn't attract a great deal of attention from the police and still be useful. Well, we listened to him, and at first it seemed to be working okay, after the first session he seemed like a fairly normal guy.

The second session he destroyed everything with a single action. He purchased and AK47. He spent all of his influence and money to get one. He didn't tell anyone but the DM. He thought it would be a good idea to have it in case we ever got in trouble.

Well, we did get in trouble. A few people cornered our group in an ally and started asking us why we were trying to convert them to islam. Habib could have easily convinced them that it was nothing harmless, that we were doing it for the greater good of the country, that we were trying to prove that islam and china would work together.

Bob says, "I blow the infidels away with my AK47, Allah Ackbar!" and rolls his d20.

Natural 20. He laughs and the rest of us groan. The cops hear us, and we flee the scene before they get there, but it's too late. They start rigorously searching the town for weapons and ammo, and guess who had been stockpiling ammo under his pillowcase? (Yes his pillowcase, he's an infidel esque idiot.) And that was then end for all of us.

"But guys, why didn't you convince the police that they were infidels and should convert to the light of Islam?"

>>6585655
Bullshit.

There is no way that an Allah loving Jihadist would miss a pig, no matter what disguise it was wearing.

You would not need to cast detect infidels for that. Your DM is a fucking tool.

>>6585703
LEGALIZE THE QURAN, REGULATE AND TAX IT FOR PROFIT!

>>6585740
Funny story, we found a friend of ours using the Quran to roll up joints a week back. We were about to behead him for defiling the sacred text but he told us.

"My friends, I am not defiling it, I am becoming one with it. The Quran is in my mind as well as my body."

It was mind blowing.

>>6585740
I lolled

>>6585792
I never really thought about it that way.

>>6585709
Everyone makes stupid mistakes like that once in a while

>>6585822
We had briefed him on the whole thing, that it was supposed to be stealth based, and almost no violence EVER.

He told us he was new to it and asked us for advice. For the most part he never took it.

But, Allah be praised, we decided to keep him on and turn him into a respectable player.

After only 2 months he was actually just as good as any of us at both building characters and roleplaying. Truly it was a miracle.

>>6585841
Praise Allah

>>6585792
SAY THAT SHIT TO MY FACE NOT ONLINE INFIDEL AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS

>>6585864
inb4 jihad

>>6585864
Don't feed the trolls, man.

>>6585792
whar do u live?

>>6585889
Just outside of Baghdad, why do you ask?

>>6585864
Yeah yeah, "I'M A CLERIC AT MY SCHOOL I COULD KILL YOU IF I WANTED TO", Go get a life man.

>>6585913
FUCK YOU WHERE DO YOU LIVE

>>6585919
>I talk tough on the internet, but in real life I don't have the balls to put on a suicide vest

Troll harder.

>>6585919
YOU SUCK GEORGE BUSHES COCK

>>6585919
Your mother's house.

>>6585946
>>6585919
>>6585913

>>6585957
WHY HAS SHE BETRAYED MOHAMMED AND JESUS AND ABRAHAM BY LETTING AN INFIDEL USE HER COMPUTER MACHINE? I WILL CUT HER FUCK UP.

>>6585968
YOU WON'T PUSSY

>>6585968
>>6585984
GUYS, YOU DON'T NEED TO START A JIHAD AGAINST EACH OTHER
IT'S AMERICANS WHO WERE ARE AGAINST, THEY ARE THE INFIDELS

>>6586026
THIS MAN IS A TRUE FOLLOWER OF ALLAH, AND YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO HIS WORDS OF WISDOM!

ALSO, IF ANYONE OF YOU ARE LOOKING TO DO AN AMERICAN CAMPAIGN IN BAGHDAD I HAVE A GROUP STARTING UP. WE ONLY NEED ONE MORE PERSON FOR IT. INFIDELS NEED NOT APPLY.

>>6586026
He's right. By Allah, we must realize our true enemies!

>>6584126
I did and I rolled a natural 20 and convinced someone I was a Canadian and needed to be sent back to Canada

inb4masterwork assault rifle

Hey durkas,

My name is Ray, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass Urquans. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of goats.

>>6586100
Hey, watch out for the IED when you are driving your car through the desert

>>6586087
Oh please, that stale Copyhammas isn't going to get anyone.

>>6586026
ARE YOU FUCKING SHIA? THEY ARE JEWS OF THE MIDDLE EAST

SHOOT
THAT
DOG

>>6586122
>THEY ARE JEWS OF THE MIDDLE EAST

Subarus: the Cadillac of automobiles!

>>6586113
Which ones?

>>6586122
>implying anyone in the middle east is as bad as the jews

Seriously. They never fucking share any of the food when we have our group sessions. Greedy fucking hook nosed pigs.

>>6586100
Pic related, it's my bitch.

>>6586201
Where did you find this blasphemer? Tell me her name or provide additional pictures, that I may call a fatwa against her!

>>6586201
>Posting woman without a burka on
>Claiming to be in a relationship with non burka wearing woman

>>6586201

Her Awrah is bare! Decapitate the whore!

Best thread I've seen in months.

>>6586300
Vote it up on suptg so that the glory of Allah may be spread for all to see!

>>6586201
HOW DARE YOU POST THAT HERE

I'M CALLING THE MORAL POLICE

HOPE YOU ENJOY THE PRAYER VAN

>>6586201


Admit it, you all would call an international jihad on that woman, if you know what I mean.

>>6586353
You think you can stop me? I SURF BEHIND SEVEN PROXIES!
THREE OF WHICH ARE BEHIND AN ADDITIONAL TWO!
YOU CANNOT STOP ME FROM CORRUPTING YOUR PURE MUSLIM MINDS!

>>6586399
Even now Iranian computer geniuses are working feverishly to find your location. We will detach your corrupting head and give it to pigs to feed on!

>>6586442
Oh, you'll never catch me. You wanna know why? I LIVE IN THE WESTERN WORLD! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM CHRISTIAN AND THERE'S NOTHING YOUR "ALLAH" CAN DO ABOUT IT! PRAISE JESUS, SON OF GOD!

>>6586399

You think you can stop me? I VEIL MY FACE BEHIND SEVEN SHEETS!
THREE OF WHICH ARE BEHIND AN ADDITIONAL TWO!
YOU CANNOT STOP ME FROM CUTTING YOUR CORRUPT INFIDEL TONGUE!

>>6586461

SWEET ALLAH! THE SIN I HAVE READ HAS STAINED MY SOUL!!

>>6586461
fucking christian trolls, its hard enough to get Sharia law when the christians keep coming in, but enough about IRL

>>6586461
>>PRAISE JESUS, SON OF GOD!

>>6586499
>>6586488
>>6586483

>>6586482
Dance of the Seven Veils.

This thread deserves an explosive resurrection.

>>6586488
>Sharia law
Do you want us to go back to living in caves and chipping all our tools out of stone again, too?
Fucking primitives.

>>6587543
IT IS THE WILL OF ALLAh

YOU SHOULD NOT BE HAPPY, YOU ARE AN INFIDEL