>>6900798
lucky bastard, i have to light up for a full halfhour before i get stoned...and then he is stoned till night

OP, it's hard to quest when there are no active objectives, or options, or goals, or anything, could you fill us in on whats going down or on?

Postan to mark interest. I didn't read the last thread, so going off to do that now

>>6900827
You were recently attack by a group of adventures out of which a dwarf with two axes, a human with a cross bow and an elf wizard escaped. Aside from that you have been improving your bridge and dealing with the Kobolds.

twenty kobolds? Are there any goblins or orcs or other kinds of monsters nearby? Let's go conquer and lead a monster army across this land.

>>6900865
head into town, kill the bastard who shot you

>>6900932
You recently moved into the ravine. Aside from the adventures, the only things you've met are the kobolds.

>>6900865
Ah many thanks to you Mr. Troll Time
Gather all big kobolds, go to town, smash, smash, smash.

Am I hungry?

>>6900990
You are not, you recently ate a fawn.

>>6900935
>>6900949
Gathering up your small band of Kobolds, you set off towards town. After a couple hours of walking, you find the town, only slightly getting lost in the process.
The town is small, barely more than a large fort. It is surrounded by a palisade walls and has a pair of guard towers next to the gate. You can see six night watchmen standing around the entrance. Two are standing in the guard towers. You can see a small circle of wagons in an open field next to the walls.

>>6901025
Are there female trolls around? probably not but just in case

>>6901025
Investigate the wagons first.

Am I strong enough to make a break into the wall?

Find my long lost brother.

>>6901056
No, the only female Trolls you knew were in your home in the mountains.
>>6901083
Given time
>>6901067
You creep around in the woods, the Kobolds in tow. Bursting out of the woods you suprise a camp full of the adventures you encountered earlier. Only the dwarf with the axes is awake. Several merchants and their bodyguards are also sleeping around the caravan. Two pikemen are also keeping guard.

>>6901112
Silence the dwarf and pikemen, kill all the others in their sleep.

>>6901112
I send in the kobolds to kill the people sleeping while I swing my club across in an arc to hit both of the pikemen standing guard

Gather up my kobold army, we require food.

Attack the human scum.

rolled 23 = 23

Do to our bursting. Kill as many as possible.

Your Kobolds rush forward and begin to kill the sleeping guards. You charge in, swinging your club, crushing the two guards into the wagon they are leaning against. Your swing passes over the head of the Dwarf who nimbly dodges under your attack.

>>6901255
Stick finger down throat. Puke all over dwarf.

flip the wagon into him

>>6901255
After the kobolds are done killing the other guards, tell them to surround the caravan so the dwarf can't escape.

So we recently moved to this cave? First thing to do, after bashing that caravan of course, is to establish a method of obtaining food. Raiding the town works, as does dragging down adventurers, but with either of those methods the town will eventually come kill you.

Our kobold minions have been living in that cave for a while, as is evident by their having pups around. They can also apparently dig. Find out from them what they eat, the lay of the land, and any other important information we can think of.

What I suggest is we become a cave troll. Take a band of kobold diggers with you next night, walk overland to within sight of the town, dig like hell, make a tunnel under the city, create a massive network of tunnels, drag people from their beds at night and slip back into the sewers.

>>6901328
they have a cave troll.

>>6901267
You stick your fingers down your throat and proceed to vomit all over the Dwarf, spraying him with chunks of regurgitated deer.
Now you are hungry again.
He takes advantage of the situation to try and slash at your rocky hide. One of his axes bounces off but the other scores a fairly good cut.
Some of the merchants are roused and defending themselves. The elf wizard has roused from her sleep and is chanting to herself.

>>6901361
well played...

>>6901380
Ok, so we're not a Warhammer troll. Blast, I like those best. Hmmm. No acidic vomit means no ranged attacks.

>>6901380
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

I thought trolls hard SUPER NASTY BILE and their vomit would be extra corrosive and work as a breath weapon.

:(

>>6901328
This is the best idea.

>>6901380
Run over to the wizard, pick her up and slam her into the dwarf.

>>6901443
ELVES DO +1 DAMAGE TO DWARFS

>>6901451
Elf of Dwarf Slaying +1

Before we retreat from this caravan battle, grab as much armor and weapons as can get our giant mits on. We'll take it back to the cave/ravine and have the kobolds stick it on us as armor. You know, for our weak points.

Also, grab as many women as we can find. At least one of them is bound to be a virgin, which means that if we cart her off knights will have to come get her back. Instant renewable food source

Whatever else we do, disrupt the spellcasting!

>>6901443
>>6901451
>>6901468
You reach past your opponent and grab the wizard. Wielding her as a replacement club, you throw the dwarf into a pack of kobolds. He sweeps his axe into of your minion's faces before breaking free. The Elf seems to have been concussed and is unconscious.

I remember during Part 1, when we attacked the adventurers while they were crossing the bridge, we tossed the (I presume) Rogue off the bridge and into the Ravine below. We should take that into account when it comes to finding more food.

>>6901561
ELF STEW

>>6901561
That's our new elf slave right there.

We should let this dwarf live. We've insulted him by puking on him, and again by swatting him with an elf. Let him wallow in his shame.

>>6901561
Crush her dead while she's still in our hand. This dwarf seems to be quite the little trollslaying prick, so let's keep our kobolds away from him for now.

>>6901642
FUTURE NEMESIS!

>>6901561
OOOhhhh, pretty.....time to take her home and make some little half trolls.
Or stew, whichever.

>>6901670
Half troll stew?

>>6901675
Suddenly, renewable resources

Taking your new prize, the elf wizard, you order a retreat. The Kobolds grab as much loot and as many human bodies as they can carry.
Hefting your club with your other hand you speed back into the woods, leaving the Dwarf behind.

How come no eat dorf?

>>6901642
I like the cut of your jib.

>>6901695

Truss, bind, and gag the wizard, having a kobold tie each finger individually so she cant wiggle free. Send kobolds onwards to the caves and wait just outside the town for anyone foolish enough to follow. Try to ambush them if possible or otherwise delay them.

>>6901695
Time to start making fortifications to our cave, we should do that tunnel system >>6901328 suggested, and harvesting wood from the forest to make barracades to the entrance of the cave.

I vote for elf stew. Kill her quick before that dorf can mount a rescue, then we can vomit elf on to him too.

Make her a trophy. Keep her around the cave to just stand their and look pretty. Also to lure in stupid lvl 1 parties.

Is elf wizard boy or girl?
If boy, eat.
If girl, construct crude trap with help of kobolds.

>>6901749

This, as well those tunnels under the town sound promising. However, as we go, have the kobolds make as many traps as possible. Also, have them put out beartraps or stickpits in the surround forest to try to trap our food.

What are the approximate stats on Dwarf, Elf wizard and Human?
Like, are they strong, weak, pretty enough to sell as slaves, etc.

>>6901775
Am us smart enough to not trip own traps?

>>6901775
...we are making ourselves into a troll BBEG...

this is epic

>>6901796

I assume the elf is attractive and tasty looking, the dwarf gruff and fierce and the human like you or I.

The human town doesn't seem to have enough man power to go after you, after all you just powered through an entire heavily guarded caravan with only yourself and your band of Kobolds. Getting back to the ravine, you set the kobolds to tying up the wizard. Daybreak is drawing near. With your remaining time you and your kobold followers set up a masterful disguised entrance to the cave.

>>6901812
How smart a troll is uz?
Can we read buk?
Can we talk to alf?

>>6901749
I like the wood idea, see if you can get the kobolds to make some basic spike-filled hole traps a little distance from the cave.

>>6901807
>the human like you or I

Fat and lonely?

>>6901822
addendum: not during the day though, the following night.

>>6901807
You've never tried elf but you are fond of aristocratic human.

(The different races resemble their common fantasy depiction except Kobolds who resemble a more feral version of cutebolds.)

>>6901824
Well I was noting that if the human was pretty we could sell him or her into slavery with kobolds or goblins or shit. Fuck, I dunno. Everyone likes raping human women. Sell her to mountain goats or something.

>>6901824

No you putz, average of facial features and temperance.

How many kobolds did we lose? Also whats the gestation time on kobold pups? How long will it take to have them grow into mature adults?

Also, when we make the tunnel system, it must have three main entrances/exits: The Kobold cave, our original bridge, a hidden spot near the human town.

>>6901841
Is troll able to identify how pretty elf is?
If not, ask kobolds how pretty elf is.
If elf is not pretty, eat.
If elf is pretty, use as bait to trap adventurers, then eat adventurers.

We am taking inventory now please.

>>6901843
I don't think goats would know what to do with an Elf slave.

>>6901852
Do non-pretty elves exist? I thought that was their whole schtick.

This our toy. Troll play with first. Maybe sell later, maybe eat.
Examine spellbook. get frustrated not able to read. Start tearing out pages i n front of helpless elf. "Stupid book!"
Unless we can read....

>>6901850

Agreed.

>>6901812
ransom the elf for picks, rum and meat

>>6901819
Yes, you are rather intelligent for a Troll. You have been good at making plans all your life but are easily confused. You are not sure how to talk to the Elf, you don't seem to share a language. However, the Kobold Priest speaks more than one language, he may be able to help.
>>6901843
You are unsure of the attractiveness level of elves, humans and the like. You surpass your family as you're able to tell the difference between women and men without checking under the clothes.

Need to get the mage messed up. See if the kobolds can create any mind fucking up elixers out of local plants, make the elf a gibbering retard so she can never cast magic again. Even if dumb as a brick, elf chicks seem hot from a distance, and all her screaming and drooling is a result of the monster's foul treatment! They will come in knight in shining armor, to save the damsel, and you just wait with a good trap.

>>6901852
Me no see rape . You forget rape?

And how "masterfuly disguised" Is our cave? Cuz I imagin severly trees upside down in the ground in front of in and the troll going "DURR HURR IZ HIDEN"

>>6901865

eh I guess that was the point. Duly noted for redundancy.

>>6901878
Bring in the Kobold priest then, see what me makes of the spellbook and if he can talk to the elfwitch.

Also, seconding the call for an inventory, what did we abscond with?

Sort captives into 3 piles:
Food not yet eaten
Food already eaten
Attractive captive to use as bait

>>6901878
Hrmmm, get boldpriest come up, and translate.
What eelf's name?
Wher eelf from?
Why elf here?
What about elf's friends?
And so forth.

Just cut off her tongue and her hands.

Except that'd be metagaming, how does troll know the intricacies of magic?

>>6901857
-18 Able Kobold Adults including the Priest and excluding any nursing mothers.
-A crude club made from a tree trunk.
-A cloak made from the covering on a wagon
-Enough food to last you a month
-Elf Wizard
-Three chests, and a crate. All of which have not been opened yet.
-Several pieces of human armour and clothing.

>>6901878

Also, start giving the kobolds who have distinguished themselves in combat better weapons. Armour too if its available.

Also, I am of the opinion that this troll is not particularly interested in rape. Except perhaps involving troll women, of which there are none nearby.

>>6901910
Let the raiding party have at the crates and chests. Need to keep that morale up, you see.

>>6901932
Wat. troll gets first dibs of loot. Kobolds get what's left.

>>6901926

Seems like that. Seeing as how he can barely distinguish the elf's gender... Keep her trussed, and blindfolded and gagged. Make sure she see's nothing and if possible plug her ears too.

>>6901950
Sack on head should do.

>>6901941

what can a troll use out of that human shit? None of it will be remotely useful while it will make lives easier and potentially safer for the 50 or so kobolds under your protection/iron fist

>>6901878
alright folks if we are going to be BBET (Big Bad Evil Troll) we need to work on our knowledge, let's learn shit, see if the kobold priest can help us there, trade elf for books, once we get some int boost we can master plan

>>6901910
Do any of your kobolds know how to check for hurty things that hurt when box open?
If so, check for hurty things that hurt when box open.
Otherwise, open 4 boxes and prepare for hurty.

Ask kobolds if kobolds can use armors or weapons, if yes then give armors and weapons. If not, put weapons and armors in a box above a narrow hallway to fall on silly adventurers who walk below it. Weapons pointy! Armor heavy!

Eat food. (Assume troll always eats food if not full and food is available)

If we have any knowledge of medicine or anatomy, help make kobold hurt less.

>>6901903
You wait with the Priest for the elf to awaken. Pouring over the spellbook, he is able to identify a simple earth-moving spell and attempts it to varying degrees of success.

The Elf eventually stirs, her eyes are wide and fearful. The priest tries several language, eventually she answers in one of them, a harsh guttural language you identify as Gobbish, the language used by Goblins and Gnomes.
>>6901903
You instruct the priest to ask your questions:
The elf's name is apparently Smells Jungle Flowers at Dawn. You suspect some ease of communication is lost in the double translation.
The Elf is from the Serionias. You have no idea where or even what that is.
The Elf was travelling with a caravan in hopes of going to the Castican Magic Academy.
At mention of her friends she breaks into tears.

>>6901981
Tying a big slab of metal to the shoulder or gut could prevent damage.

Since we're gonna start harvesting wood and stuff, do we have a good enough understanding of how wagons and caravans work? Can we make wheels? If the human town is this unprepared, I suggest we start making siege weaponry, taking over the town, and setting up our own black market. We'll make a monopoly from collecting tolls from people that want to use our bridges and our tunnel system.

>>6902017
Eat her spellbook and guffaw.

inb4 sympathy for the elf and the troll becomes the Drizzt of trolls.

Not sure why we're even interviewing her.

>>6902039
Don't blame me, I voted for elf stew

>>6901992
>troll
>learn
does not compute

>>6902017
So we have 1-tile dig that works on soil? Well that's pretty useful. We can use it to open up pits under enemies then bury them.

>>6902039
Because /tg/ is a big softie.

>>6902038
Well, even if we only have "Move soil", that's still a pretty good spell if you know how to use it. Loose soil is a good way of tripping foes.

>>6902026

back of the fucking knees with any chainmail and the archilles tendon with something. Leather or chainmail should do the trick. If possible have a kobold hammer the armour that they cant use into a single plate. I assume they dont have advanced smithing techniques so liberal use of glues and leather straps will probably be necessary.

Can we get the elf to teach magic to the kobolds?

Can we start breeding kobolds with other creatures to make special minons?

We don't actually need to keep her ALIVE. They know we took her, that's good.

Time to enlighten ourselves on the flavor of elf. We should do so quickly before the dwarf arrives.

>>6901941
You crack open the chests and a greeted by glasswear, ingots of copper and silver coin.
You pry open the crate and find it full of wool blankets.
>>6902003
The Kobolds salvage what they can of the armour. The craftbold takes a particular intrest in the larger pieces of armour. The Kobolds attend to your axe wound.
>>6901962
Deeming the Elf useless at this point, you throw a sack over her head.

Perhaps we could enquire as to how the Kobolds might react to breeding half Kobold, half elf bitch mutants.

Could make for some new stronger minions, or at least amuse the Kobolds.

>>6902082
alright, have priest write up a ransom demand, send the weakest most pitiful kobold to deliver it.

what should we demand?

>>6902088
Does Kobold enjoy fun times with Elf?

Hm. Glasswear isn't all that useful. Might be able to crush it up to make caltrops. Copper ingots not useful now, silver coins not useful now. Give to kobolds.

>>6902103
We demand a troll woman.
In exchange for the elf woman.

We then lol as the town suicides on various other trolls.

>>6902088
no rape dude, this is /tg/ let's stave off that shit

>>6902118
This is /tg/. What game could be more traditional than rape?

>>6902088
>>6902069

why dont we send off some kobold emessairies to some nearby monsters that might prove useful for breeding purposes. dragons maybe. demonic beings?

>>6902118
She is also an Elf.

>>6902111
I was thinking either a suit of armor, food, books, or other useful things

(I support Troll BBEG idea)

if they agree we should actually trade the elf, this action will show us to be... honorable and that talking is possible which will play into our troll hands in the future.

ask the kobold shaman if he knows of any other nearby kobold tribes, so that you might add their might to your growing unholy host.

>>6902088
>>6902106
The Kobolds seem excited with the prospect of silver. Several are biting into their coins.
The Priest chuckles and says. "She is no Dragon. Perhaps she is more your type master?"
He seems to be getting the hang of Trollish.

>>6902118
>>6902125
>>6902134

It's not rape if it's an elf. Or so I am told.

>>6902125

Also you never know, a Kobold Elf hybrid might be hot. Or at least amusing to watch Kobolds figure out how to make one.

>>6902140

start experimenting with creating some hybrids. get the priest to help with magic.

>>6902125
because RAPE will lead a lot more adventurers to kick our shit in, we can't afford that right now.

>>6902139
The Shaman knows of several tribes in the mountains you came from, as do you. You both know a small dwarven outpost is built on an island in the middle of the caldera lake at the top of the mountain.

>>6902140

"She no lady troll. Tiny, weak, break if fuck, no strong son or beautiful daughter come from her. Use as bait, or eat. Not much meat, but if hungry, will do."

Hey, do we even want them to know we're intelligent?

Maybe for fun we should raid again, steal the MEN, kill the women, and then laugh it up as the town wonders if we mistook their gender.

>>6902140
there, troll no want puny elf rape, kobolds no want... hey... send kobolds to find willing dragon, they seem interested, work on the ransom idea.

>>6902160

If they find out. However this is kind of falling into a rape fapfest. I don't particularly care for it as Im more excited to play up the bbeg side of things. Guess it would be one way to execute her though...

we need to make a deal with some other race for supplies. lets see if we can sell the elf bitch.

>>6902138
Armor for troll? Meh.
Books? we iz gud trawl cn reed gud
Food? Town is food

Ask for a troll woman for the hillarious lulz. They won't think it's out of character and they'll be in a hell of a lot of shit if they actually try to get it.
Set up some type of crude trap that drops broken glass or heavy shit on the elf as adventurers get closer to her - implying that if they try to simply force forward and rescue her, she'll die. Demand troll woman. Have big troll grin.

>>6900798
JUST EAT THE FUCKING ELF ALREADY SO THAT ALL THESE FAGGOTS WILL GO BACK TO THE ELF SLUT THREAD INSTEAD OF FAGGING AROUND HERE WITH THEIR COCKS OUT

>>6902180
Look for Orcs, they always seem willing to get down and do the side-ways monster mash.

>>6902179

If we want to avoid the rape card, how about we have the Kobolds slaughter her, store/cook meat, put bones aside, then have them make the bones into ornamentation for a weapon/armour... something like that

>>6902183
alright, I concur, ask for troll woman, set up traps, when adventurers come, demand the troll woman

ask shaman if there are any other goblin or kobold tribes nearby, if yes, trade copper, silver, and perhaps the elf for arms or mercenaries

Train some of the pups as wizards. force the elf to teach them.

Oh hey, we could treat her as a pet and teach her to cluck like a chicken!

>>6902160
if a dead adventurer has a wife or daughter, then Rape leads to adventurers leads to more rape, and everybody wins!

Ask for troll wife from towns people. In meantime slaughter elf, eat what meat you like then smoke the rest. Save pinky finger to give to towns people as sign that she is still alive.

You decide to keep the Elf for ransom, having no interest in her yourself. You order a Kobold to go into the mountains to search for someone who is interested in the wizard.
You grab something to eat and notice sunlight streaming through cracks in the door. You curl up on a pile of wool and go to sleep.

You awaken the next night to a group of five kobolds presenting a set of full body leather armour, enough to protect your entire body from the sun. It even has some of the human's armour reshaped for armour plates and a pair of goggles using the stolen glasswear.

>>6902162
Well, we have to deal with the adventurers first, in case they come to kick our shit in. If they don't come for a few days, we can go trade some shit.

>>6902204
There we go. Give the elf some options. Either she can attempt to teach to teach the kobolds a little bit of magic. Or she can be the first skull on our sterotypical troll belt O' skulls

>>6902237
FUCKING EPIC

>>6902236
We have to let the townsfolk see her alive at least once. After that she's edible. :)
Fuck yes armor! Try it on, see how much it impairs our movement. Cheer at kobolds.

rolled 68 = 68

>>6902237
Make sure that the Kobolds are well rewarded. Then find a way to draw a map, so that we can communicate to the Elf that this is our lands, and our bridge. We can use this elf to communicate to the town if need be, as she is very little use to us.

find a way to extort money from traveling merchants that pass through your lands. See if you can hire some goblins or kobolds from other tribes to bolster your forces, use the elf as bartering leverage, if they don't wat her, try selling them your silver and gold.

>>6902242
You tell the priest to tell the elf she will be teaching the pups magic. She declines. Deciding she looks rather tasty after all, you cut off one of her legs with a human longsword. The Priest heals it and offers again, this time, she accepts.

The elf is delicious, similar to human but richer.

>>6902237

Little 'uns done gud. Eat mor and get redy! We gunna have sum real FUN!

+Send kobold messenger to town to drop off message written in common, gobbin, and troll if possible stating+

"We have elf. We eat elf if you dont give us troll woman. If we see you near lair. We eat her. Here finger to show you we havent already eaten her. Also bring beer"

>>6902277
hooray, still get that message sent demanding a troll woman in exchange for the elf

>>6902237
We must thank leetel kobolds. Also, start an exacavtion group to get to work on our tunnels once the traps are finished.

>>6902277

Now that's some good eating!

Well, hopefully we can get this elf bitch to obey us more often. The entire leg was a bit much, next time try an ear. We want all her fingers in tact, because maybe we can turn her to be our good little slave and have a mage in our growing tribe.

Unlikely, but possible.

>>6902285
Give toe, not finger. As we already have leg.

You know this is really quite awesome, we're conning the town into pissing off trolls, we apparently will have (very weak and crappy) magic kobolds, and we have some makeshift armor. Sweet!

>>6902237
awww shit, troll in a diving suit? x-com comes to mind, but this time we are invader

>>6902277
so much win

>>6902310

lol I dont think its waterproof. Still, I recommend reinforcing the joints around the legs. The easy to reach bits by leetle punies

>>6902301

shit makes sense... Im voting for a toe too. That is if we havent eaten her.

>>6902310
We iz nut invador, we izz trowl. trowl not 'invadd', trowl eet.

>>6902295
Stockholm's? More likely than you'd think.

You send a message telling the town that you have the elf and to find a troll woman for you. You send one of the toes from the leg you ripped off for eating along with the 'bold for proof.

Tha armour is snug and you are not comfortable to being dressed that completely but you feel protected from the sun.

I wonder if next time somewhere gets raided we could drag off a body and skin it, and create a half convincing Kobold person suit they could sneak into towns with. At night anyway.

>>6902330
chuckle a lot AND GRIN

>>6902330

Better not bel air...

I assume that the wizardess is just teaching the kobolds basic arcane mumbo jumbo. After all, were just trying to awaken the nascent magic privy to all kobolds due to their heritage.

>>6902330

Now reinforce the entrance with traps and doors, and expand the cave, in case humans come,

>>6902319
How well kan trowl moov in rrrmorr? kan trowl stil moov fast? trowl need moov fast to eet leetll sqwishees wut run awaay

>>6902353
We minght need to keep an eye on puny elf, she could be indoctrinating those pups against our magnificent trolliness.

>>6902366

Better gouge out her eyes just to be sure she's completely helpless. She can still teach without seeing right?

>>6902387
no, we need those eyes to read our kobolds magic books

>>6902387
Or just have the shaman check in occasionally, since he seems to be fairly loyal.

>>6902366
Yes. Inform her that if she attempts shenanigans with the pups, we will devour her mercilessly.

And attempt to convince her that the Kobold Priest is the brains of the outfit. That way, she'll be less likely to cross us (for fear of him knowing), and won't realize just how smart we are.

have kobolds investigate the posibliity of mining in your area

>>6902330

Also, refine your wooden club, perhaps by attaching sharp rocks to act as spikes?

I think at this point we just wait for our plans to unfold.

>>6902353
>>6902366
You decide to hold the magic lessons in your cave. As you watch the first lesson, you think you might be starting to get a hang on Gobbish.
>>6902354
You begin to reinforce the entrance and your chamber in general, scraping away a good portion of the ceiling so you can stand up straight.

I say we try to talk to the elf. Tell her it's nothing personal, but you need to ensure your own safety.
Maybe lie to her and say that other adventurers nearly killed you after invading your old dwelling, and you're doing what you can to stop it from happening again.

I wonder if we could get the Kobolds to make a statue of our current, armoured awesome state, outside the cave.

A nice, over the top entry might help intimidate intruders and create a sense of being more settled in than just a cave. Hell let's have a garden of statues that 'might' be petrified people.

Ah, I can dream anyway

we need to get some lietenants. make sure our little firends stay in line.

are there any solitary monsters in the area that might make suitable lieutenants?

>>6902425

not a bad idea but were not very clever by elf standards. perhaps have the shaman act as an emissary yet again?

>>6902415

Have the kobolds carve it into a flanged shape. To better catch and damage our enemies.

>>6902438

entice them with the promise of power. also lets see about getting some spies in the town. seek out some ruffians and pay them.

>>6902438
Promote some of the more promising kobolds. Need to keep the grunts motivated somehow.

>>6902354
You begin to reinforce the entrance and your chamber in general, scraping away a good portion of the ceiling so you can stand up straight.
As you work, you hear the sounds of a Troll song carrying through the woods. You notice three distinct voices, all heavily accented. One sounds female. They are singing a common folk song about boiling an entire Halfling village inside their walls. Some of the details are different from the way your matron used to tell it.

>>6902435
Keep cave entrance stealthy.

Could the Glassware we obtained earlier be used to stud the club? It wouldn't be any more effective against armor, but it'd tear the fuck out of anyone without it.

>>6902438
ARE there any solitary monsters that we might hire/tame?

build kennels. train monsters.

>>6902480
You are new to the area and didn't see anything on your way down. There are Goblins who pass through the area every summer.

(For reference, it is late spring)

>>6902330

Build a concealed lookout tower above the cave entrance, to better spot attacking humans.

>>6902473
Send a few kobolds to scout. Preferrably ones that know a little about local Troll tribes.

>>6902473
investigate the fuck outta that. impress with armor

>>6902497

send out some scouts to hunt for tamable monsters

>>6902463
We can't talk to them.
We only know Troll, and the shaman only knows Troll and Gobbish.

Let's investigate the troll singing we heard. Alone. Have Kobolds make a huge fucking fuss if the adventurers come back.

>>6902415
>>6902458
>>6902474

You ignore the song for now and carve your club into a better shape. On a whim you send for a Kobold to bring you a length of leather which you use to make a grip on your club. You set a few heavy shards of glass in the body of the club.

GET OUT THERE AND HIT ON HER

Bring the kobold priest as your wing man.

Don't send them all out.
We gotta have enough kobolds to at least man the traps and make a fuckload of noise if adventurers come for the elf.

They know where we are. They have a human with a crossbow, who is most likely a hunter, and we're the only set of troll tracks here for miles. If they ain't tracked us now, they will soon.

See if the Kobolds have any good scouts. If so, have them check on the relative size and strength of these other trolls.
If not, or if we have a decent chance in a fight, see if we can make contact somehow.
For the long-term, we need a shield of some sort to go with our club. Flaming arrows are a concern of mine.

>>6902527

Now that were armed with our bad assed warclub lets go investigate the voices alone. As another anon said if adventurers happen by have the 'bolds make a ruckus.

if the kobolds are good at digging, why not have them extend their tunnels towards and eventually under the town?

>>6901025
>>Not hungry.
Very un-troll like behavior
>>6902527
SING BACK

>>6902545
Not any more. There's at least three other sets of tracks now.

>>6902506
>>6902532
>>6902516

Deeming yourself suitable impressive, you leap out the door of your cave and scale the ravine. You are getting more comfortable in your new armour.

You see a group of three smaller Trolls, about seven feet tall with brownish coloured leathery hide and worn bronze tipped spears. They stand around the corpse of a human. You recognize it as the leather armoured adventurer you killed

>>6902559

A hundred times this. Serenade the group with your impressive bellows.

>>6902532
Nah, that'd risk the kobold priest. Trolls eat everything. Just go alone.

>>6902567
looks like we have found our lieutenants :D

Let loose a roar, to frighten your lessers into submission.

/r/ drawfaggotry of leather suited goggle troll with pimped up club singing

>>6902567
KILL THEM ALL (Yes, I'm back)

Also Still gonna stick with:
1 Pain Avoidance
2 Territory
3 Self-Preservation
4 Fun

we need to train up some kobolds as scouts to map our territory. we need to know what we have.

like i said earlier, we need to build some kennels, train some mounts and other beasts.

>>6902572
Greet trolls
Cheer loudly, as trolls often do, boasting about your sweet gear.
Ask trolls what their thoughts on eating the residents of the local human town are.

If they show any sort of aggression, kill one of the males, try to avoid killing the female if at all possible, you will need a consort to breed heirs for your empire

>>6902581
This. Make sure its one that can also impress attractive females.

>>6902595
We're a troll, not a genius. We couldn't train them like that, more like we tell them to go do something and they keep send waves of their kind to their deaths until they achieve it.

>>6902567
Impress lettel trolls with armor and club,

>>6902595

when we get back from meeting the new recruits

>>6902613
sounds good

>>6902572
>>6902559
>>6902581

You decide to combine the two and roar a loud song about when a famous band of Trolls killed an entire army of humans.
The smaller Trolls seem impressed. One of them wears a helm with a horsehair plume, he prods the body with the butt of his spear.
"Das yurs, biggie?" he asks. His accent is quite unusual.

>>6902584
Fucking THIS.
It would be so fucking badarse.

>>6902626
Orcish?

>>6902626
Offer to share, and inform them that you'll have more where that came from, if all goes as planned.

Don't tell them about the village just yet. We don't want them charging it on their own. At least not yet.

>>6902626
inform them it is, invite them to cave to share, attempt to recruit to your side, you now have the basis of an army

>>6902642
You don't think so, just wierd sounding Trollish.

>>6902626
Give them the lowdown on whats going on. Offer them a position in your band. Tell them that theres lots of food and loot. Before we start handing out promotions lets see how intelligent they are. Probably better shocktroopers then anything else.

Reenact a dramatized version of the killing of the human in order to impress them, with shouting, leaping, exaggerated club swings, etc.

>>6902650
>>6902651

They seem pleased with your gift and agree to stay in your cave for the night. They seem particularly interested in your armour.

Odd accents... smaller, lesser trolls... and a female, no less...

This is oddly suspicious. Don't show them the place just yet; they may be adventurers disguised by illusions. Instead, do a dramatic re-enactment of killing the human, and watch them. If they seem upset by the retelling, or too eager to see the place, or anything else that's suspicious, put the Kobolds on alert.

>>6902657
Show off our flashy gear.
Ask if they come from a larger tribe.
Do not reveal anything about ourselves, no need to reveal our den to potential intruders.
Demand Tribute.

>>6902674
Tell them that if they eat the human town, they get armor!
... And that if they eat the Kobolds, they don't get armor.
Elf is expendible.

demand tribute for passing through your lands. If they refuse, eat the two males.

>>6902684
Troll rolls Empathy check!
Troll fucking fails.
Troll rolls "Eating everything" check!
Troll succeeds.
Problem solved!

>>6902696
No, don't do this. Tell them we're planning to eat a nearby human town, and tell 'em they can get sweet pimpin' gear like ours if they help out.

>>6902696
Because, if you piss off trolls, you're gonna get fucked. That said, trolls are really good for Fightin' and Drinkin' and Fightin' and Eatin' and Fightin' and Fightin' and Fightin' some more. Point them in the direction of humans and give a big, trollish smile. :)

>>6902663
>>6902684
>>6902685

On second thought... before you show them your den, you reenact your combat against the adventures. They seem entertained immensely by it, the female tells a story of how the group ambushed a herd of centaurs and sold them to goblins in exchange for the spears.
>>6902685
They tell you that they come from a small band, little more than four family groups. They are hunting for a good place to settle down, hopefully running into more Trolls.
Aside from their spears and the helm, they only have simple cloth garments.

>>6902684
Challenge them to an eating competition: The one who can eat 1/4 of the human corpse the fastest winz.
If they scoff it down, then they're trolls, all right!
If they aren't that hungry, but they don't give a shit about you eating the corpse, they might be trolls
If they're squeamish about you eating the corpse, they ain't trolls!

>>6902731
Also this is a good excuse to eat. Trolls fucking love excuses to eat.

>>6902720
Right. Believeable enough. Time to show them around a bit.

In particular, show them the elf. Offer to split a leg of elf with the girlie troll, but inform them that you need the rest, so's she can teach your pet 'bolds how to magic things.

>>6902720
>>6902731
>>6902741

theyre right you know. Trolls do love to fucking eat.

>>6902741
>>6902731
You propose the challange and the other Trolls accept. Dividing the corpse up, each of you graps 1/4 and starts to devour it. You win, followed by the helmed male. The other two finish arund the same time.

offer the corpse to the trolls as a sign of friendship.

>>6902720
Well dis heerz a gud place ta liv, if ya downt mind da localz. You ladz wunna giv us a claw with chewin' down some humies? Gonna be lots a land for all ov us wunse we eat dem thinskinz

>>6902761

THEYRE TROLLS! take em to your lair, show em the elf as a sign of good faith. share one more leg with them and tell them that the kobolds made your armour and are your tiny helpers.

>>6902761
alright, that's the pecking order, your second in command for military matters is that troll, bring them in, we can expand the cave and prepare to take that town.

>>6902742
I dunno lads, might wanna prevent the elf from harm for just a little while longer. We have enough food for 1 week, at least. In that time we can hopefully pick off the other adventurers. If the elf proves to be good at teaching kobold pups crapmagic, keep elf. Otherwise, eat elf. ... Well, eat elf SOONER. All elf gonna get eat eventually!

>>6902806
Yeah, best to not injure the elf further, unless she fails at her task.

Instead, offer them a share of your current foodstock, and inform them of some of your "big plans." And set up a raid on the humans tonight.

We autosaging yet?

>>6902742
>>6902781
Deeming them to be true Trolls, you show them the entrance into your cave. They are surprised and impressed with your dwelling. The Kobolds are fascinated by the other Trolls. The Trolls mention that they think your minions are hilarious and they wish they could have some of their own.
>>6902793
>>6902806
They are less pleased with the presence of a Elf. You decide not to feed them the other leg and explain what she is doing in your lair.

You notice through your open door that sunrise is quickly approaching.

>>6902799
Second. Troll who eatz the most is the best troll there iz. That way there'z less infightin', as all disputes can be settled with EATIN.

Thanks for your request.
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>>6902831
Out of the elf's earshot, tell 'em we're using her as bait for adventurers. Then we're gonna eat the adventurers. And eat her. And eat the town the adventurers left undefended. And maybe eat something else too. But not the kobolds. Kobolds are fuckin' win.

>>6902845
Requested.
>>6902831
Find a place for them to nap. You can stay awake for a while this time, so while they're asleep, look around for where they said their group was, and see if you can scout the human village a bit.

>>6901841
Man, these aren't what I think of as cutebolds, they're just slightly nerfed dnd kobolds.

>>6902863
I think of them as "KOBOLDS FUCK YEAH". Makin' makeshift crap, diggin' makeshift dens, havin' makeshift fights, and doin' a lot of makeshift breeding. Not too bright, as their main tactic is "Breed fast and drown everything in a wave of hungry kobolds", but still Kobolds fuck yeah.

We're 245 posts in, autosage starts at 250, doesn't it? New thread imo.

>>6902863
(More appearence-wise. Culture and etc. is, as you said, slightly nerfed D&D Kobolds)
>>6902799
>>6902834
>>6902860
You set up a feeding order for the Trolls and they build small hollows in the dirt which they line with the wool cloth.
>>6902848
Mad grin on your face, you explain your plan for the Elf. They seem pleased with it.

>>6902896
Excellent. Now, begin the scouting.

While you're at it, do your best to map out the surroundings, so you can force the elf to tell you a bit more about the area.

Do we have to worry about things like waste management?

Okay, this is actually a good place to stop for tonight. I hope we can continue this pretty soon. Thanks /tg/

oh and:
>>6902960
No

Is archive up for the thread, if so where?

>>6902863

get archiving folks.

http://4chanarchive.org/

>>6902973
Nice quest OP, I'm just sad I came late and couldn't participate

>>6902988

Ah that answered the question.

what about suptg, it's a bit easier than making a few requests

>>6902896

What time will part 3 be up?

>>6903023
Hmm, I dunno. Maybe Sunday. I do have a paper to write but we'll see. In the next few days at least.

>>6903006

Your welcome. Also a nod to TrollTime for a great idea. Seems like the updates came really slowly but I was also F5'n like the wrath of Kahn. That is to say loudly at the top of my lungs. My neighbors are upset with you. On that note I'm out. Archive the next thread please I would like to read this next chance I get.

Keep up the good gubbins TT.

>>6902973
Just wanted to say thanks, this is the first time I have tried something like this and you made an enjoyable experience that left me wanting even more