I'll post the Archive, if you wish.

>>9883678
It always seems to be a good place to start/get your bearings

Currently Known Former Arkham Detainees

13- Eloise Westchester, host to Entity beyond rational thought. She caused a reality breaking event in Miami that destroyed much of the surrounding area. Prior to capture, was part of powerful Seances in Kansas. Her parents committed suicide after she was taken by Arkham. She has moved to San Fransisco, creating another such event.
16- "Inheritor of Thule", seems to have mentally manipulative abilities. Was incarcerated by Arkham for a long period of time: Currently Chancellor of Germany
18- Summoner/ Conjurer of anything he can imagine, usually living creatures, very prideful: Last seen in Chicago, attempting to rob a bank, driven off by Subject 82
19- Emits Gamma Radiation Constantly: in Atlanta
20, 21- The Siren, The Gorgon, were kept in sensory deprivation: in Cleveland, which has secceded from the Union
23- The Razor of Heaven, sword that is removed from physical phenomena, spatially static, can cause delusions and hallucinations if wielded: Currently Wielded by Subject 151
24- Mad Alchemist, able to alter the atomic structure of anything touched.
27- Cilian Creed, pyromancer, produces jets or spheres of incredibly hot flame, was found creating the 'Fire of God' at age 14: Arms removed by Subject 82; Assumed Incapacitated, Last seen with Subject 151
33- The Archivist, able to absorb, retain and analyze information. Seeking information about Miami incident: In Tampa

>>9883722
47- Ahmed Hassan- Electrical powers; Fistful'A Loightnan
50- Gigantic Crocodile-man, consumed 12 steer a day in Arkham: Deceased, killed by Subject 82 in a confrontation on a freeway in Kentucky
54- Maksim Wade, Technomancer, able to hear electronic signals and manipulate digital data. Cocksure personality. "Worked" for Arkham prior to escape: Deceased, succumbed to injuries sustained in Miami incident, from Subject 13
62- Old Man, Bends time near him: in Atlanta
82- Hellen Tanner, minor precog, experimented on in the Key/Gate project, now host to a sentient, carnivorous blood entity that needs to feed on organic matter and produces various amounts of heat. Is able to control own blood for offense and defense. Is the 'failed' result of bonding a psychic with a cosmic entity. Was formerly a car theif, no family.
88- Phillip Walker, intensely strong, hyper-aggressive bone growth, rather unintelligent: in Atlanta
96- A Large Spider: In Louisville
140-145- Superpowered Harlem Globetrotters: In Charleston
151- Ramiel, Angelic-like being with a large ego, possesses ability to fly rather fast: Last seen near Chicago Arkham Facility

>>9883736
Unknown Entities

"Slender Man"- Shown in Drawings by Subject 13, indicated as connected with Mr. Arkham by Subject 82's hallucinations. Qualities unknown
Cornfield Entity- Similar in kind to the entity possessing Subject 13, appears as a collection of mist. Can impose its ego on others.
Shadow Man- Unknown if real, may be a result of Subject 82's paranoid delusions, but apparently able to control shadows.
Key/Gate Candidates- Three subjects with unknown abilities, all deceased.
Devon Brody- The Immortal Veteran, unable to be physically altered in any way. Was incarcerated in a mental facility in NY, recovered by Arkham
Giant Praying Mantis- Bulletproof rips tops off cars: In Atlanta
Unknown Number of Subjects- Accompanying Subject 16 in Germany. Possibly weak-willed.
Kraken- Gigantic Octopus-like creature that attacked the Arkham Base at Blind Falls
Spider Lebron- Hallucination/ Spirit guide of Subject 82. Has the Personality of LeBron James, and the Eight Legs of a Spider.
Garfield- Cosmic Entity bonded to Subject 82's blood and gives her her sanguinary powers. Gains nourishment from flesh, living or dead, and is hungry about once per 24 hours. Is lazy and cowardly, but is often the voice of reason for Subject 82.

I believe our plan was either to engage the Spider that ravaged that town or head down to collect 33. Maybe also look into heading to Atlanta so we can free up the agent resources as well as attempting to keep our other allies safe (those that have been reassigned to deal with Atlanta [forgot his name]).

>>9883746
Arkham Personnel

Jacob Walters- Low-level Arkham employee, has a young daughter, Samantha. Is currently stationed in Atlanta
Theodore Arkham- Leader of Arkham, enigmatic character, wealthy, described as figurative ghost by Subject 54. Thin, weedy, proud, determined. Very well connected.
Dr. Okuniewicz- Arkham Researcher, Current lead for the Key/Gate project.
Dr.(?) Wazowski- Arkham Researcher, has knowledge of Spiritual Containment. Possibly deceased in Blind Falls Incident.
Dr.(?) Fullerene- Arkham Researcher, has knowledge of Spiritual Containment. Possibly deceased in Blind Falls Incident.
Dr. McCallister- Arkham Reseracher, Former lead of Key/Gate. Devoured by Subject 82.
Herschel, Dee, Guyren, Polonius- European Strike Team, have EU military support. Possibly deceased in Blind Falls Incident.
Babbage- Bald, middle aged man, spoke to Theo Arkham shortly before the Kraken Attacked
Brian- Orderly, Devoured by Subject 82
Coolbro broglassesbro- A cool Bro, and Arkham Driver
Superior Mcsuspicousface- In charge of Walters' Arkham team. Not very nice.
Bart Fieldson- Agent at Chicago facility

>>9883752
Arkham Technology/Anomalous Artifacts

Multiadaptive Tesla Device- Produces various electromagnetic fields, used to dubious effect to combat entities, may produce other unknown types of energy.
Spiritual Containment Device- Device that Contains Spirits?
Hedron- Polyhedron that continually changes shape, number of sides, etc. Attracts/repels/induces entities. 3-4 are known to exist.
Spirit Shades- Permit the user to see spirits, a carcinogen of unknown potency
Furher Blade- Letter opener that causes Hitler-Related nightmares
Lighter of Dreams- Transmutes any smoked substance into potent hallucinogens
The Handy Handgun- A Beretta 9mm that never runs out of ammunition
Absorbant Tuning Fork- Qualities unknown, sealed in unbreakable glass
Super-Tarot- Playing Cards that tell the future.
88 other unidentifiable carcinogens, including a #2 pencil and a 54-year-old glass of Ovaltine
15 pieces of furniture that eat people
Panacea-Instant cure-all pills
Local Map- Shows the nearby topography
Water Bottle- Limitless water, produced slowly. Results of consumption unknown.

We should get Walters out of Atlanta and then get that Archivist from Tampa. Hopefully Brody will keep his cool for the trip.

>>9883722
Could we colorcode the ones we killed? Maybe put them in Greentext so its easier to read? I could take a map of the US and paint lines on it to detail the locations of the escapees.

>>9883768
You remember Brian the orderly, but for the Cowboy Hat of Transparency?

>>9883778
50 and 54 are the only dead Subjects, though.

>>9883839
Fuck.
To be fair, I was really high last night.

BLOODQUEST FUCK YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>9883884
Are you always the same person? Welcome back, at any rate.

Hey StonerDM! I took a page out of your book and read BQ the other night while trippin balls. It was sweet.

>>9883839
Speaking of, have we tried on the hat to make sure both the user and hat are transparent, or does the hat remain visible?

>>9883896
I havent been the one saying BLOODQUEST FUCK YEAR!!!!!! in every thread, but i have been participating since thread 2. Im really enjoying this, probably far more than im actually supposed to.

FUCK.
Part 12?
THE FUCK HAVE I BEEN I ONLY REMEMBER 8!
*reads furiously*

>>9883915

I can only imagine the guards reaction...
"Is that a floating hat...?"

I think the majority of votes were for collecting 33, and I am personally for that plan. Also seeing if we can recruit non-subject Arkham personnel (IE draft Walters).

>>9884010
Do this but kill the giant spider along the way.

>>9883955
You are my god-damned doppleganger.
I'm one of the ones who took up saying 'BLOODQUEST FUCK YEAR!' after I saw you post it.
>_>
Part 12. Fucking hell, man. I am so sad I missed 9 through 11 ;_;

>>9883955
>The principle here is that in addition to being an engaging narrative (at least, I hope so), by shitting plot threads and mutants everywhere Bloodquest appeals to the human desire to collect/categorize things.

>Plan seems to be clear out Louisville, collect Walters and try and make some headway in ATL, and then get 33 in Tampa.

>>9884029
96 is in Louisville, right?
Where is that? Geography sense is failing.

>>9884054
I'm for this, but in the order of Walters > 33 > spider.

>>9884054
I am for this plan.

>>9884048
I lulz'd so hard at this. Also yeah Stonerbro is THAT badass awesome, he gets a thread EVERYNIGHT, two if we move the plot along far enough, which is actually contribuan to teh thread count.

>>9884092
I like this order.

>>9884101
The fuck are they happening?
I have waited up till, like, 3AM and not seen anything.
Ctrl+F 'Bloodquest' and F5ing for hours.
God damn man. ;_;

>>9884063
Louisville, Kentucky.

"I think we're going to deal with your bug problem in Kentucky, then try to get some of your people clear of Atlanta before we track down the Archivist."
"That sounds solid," Fieldson responds. "I gotta go stem the tide around here, but good luck." he pats you on the shoulder, and waves as you drive out of the garage.

"So wait," Brody says, reading his index card again. "What are we saving the world from?"

"You're SURE it's a good idea to bring him?" Garfield asks.

>The Cowboy Hat is transparent as well as the wearer; the hat is only transparent while being worn.

Here's a map. It's convoluted, but look for green dots. My vote's for Louisville first. Then Atlanta. Then Tampa. Then (if not Miama to view the damage) Charleston. Then Cleveland.

>>9884118
The threads autosage quickly sometimes, did you look on all pages or just the front page?

>>9884141
Just front, mostly.
I'll start looking at all of them.

I'm gonna go read the rest of the parts now. Might pop in here and toss around some thoughts, but yeah.
HORRA WRITEFAGGOTRY!

>>9884141
Sometimes, hell half the time we move so goddamn fast that they start auto-saging within an hour. THATS how awesome Bloodquest is.

>Am I questing TOO much? There seem to be a lot of people missing episodes, hardcore followers like AA notwithstanding.

>>9884173
>>9884101
>>9883884
>Bloodquest is awesome
>Bloodquest is awesome
>Bloodquest is awesome

Huzzah!

>>9884191
Is there such a thing as too much quest?
I'm sad that I have missed quests. I am not pissed off.
This means you have done something right.

And really, I was looking for 3 days, there are about 3 quests. Seems right.

I'd enjoy it if there was a more set timeframe, 'like always start at 9' or some such, but considering we are on the internet I doubt that's likely.

Quest on, quest on. I'm out for a bit.

Does Brody have a subject number?
I mean, its not like I have some all encompassing need to categorize, or anything.

We're going to pick up more people than can accompany us - I for one don't want to let The Archivist go his own way, I'd prefer he come with us. Is there a base or holdout we know of?

>>9884232
Dude its pretty much always been starting at 9 PM EST. /This is like from thread 4.

>>9884232
Usually between 9-10pm EST
Or 6-7pm PST for me.

>>9884235
>Brody was originally going to be 28, but I'm going to put him at 41, if only because he's fairly docile/easily confused.

This thread is too meta. Less talking about Bloodquest and more bloodquesting.

If spiderslaying is the will of the people, then so be it, but I'd still rather get 33 first.

>>9884241
Atlanta has a base of operations, but there's a massive amount of subjects there. Sounds like a good place to resupply on the way to Tampa.

>>9884286
Its not like we cant do both.

>>9884296
I guess I'd prefer somewhere unknown. Hopefully The Archivist is friendly, this is exactly the kind of thing he could help with. I don't know if he'll be focused sage or information overload - let's find out!

>>9884133
"Things are going to be hard enough without my own blood second-guessing me," you say.
"You're right, you're right, I'm sorry," Garfield says.
"Wait, what?" Brody asks, confused.
As you explain information that Devon will forget by lunch, the highway rolls on underneath you; headed south on 65;

>We need to decide if you're going to Louisville or not; looking at that super-helpful roadmap, it actually sort of seems to be on your way

>>9884286
I think we're going for 33, but we'll be passing by the other places, so we might as well.
Do we have any documentation on the items we've recieved?

>>9884331
If it's on the way to Tampa, stop. If not, to Tampa.

ARTIFACTS FOR RELEASE:
-"Cowboy Hat of Transparency"
-"Panacea, 3x"
-"Springfield Rifle" (NOTE: MUNDANE)
-"Local Map"
-"Water Bottle" (NOTE: NOT TESTED ON HUMANS)

That was the most recent update to you equipment

I vote Louisville->Atlanta->Tampa.
Did the files we got from 54's computer include a way to contact 33?

>>9884331
Yay! I'm helping again... and I'm putting my name back on.

>>9884331
if its on the way, hit it on the way out there, if its too hot to handle, we can move out to the next objective.

>>9884331
Hell both of them are on the way to Tampa, so we need to
A: Kill giant spider.
B: Salvage Atlanta
C: Find Archivist.

In this order.

>>9884350
springfield to brody, btw

Wait, why are we going to Atlanta?

>>9884386
I agree with that order, also want to know about that question, if not we might want to, cross refrence it with Arkham, or better yet, barganing chip for 33.

>>9884191
THEY ARE NOT HARDCORE ENOUGH

We can also set up an IRC channel so that stragglers can follow along even though they can't find it.

>>9884425
Arkham agents are pinned down there without supplys, our aid could save them, net us agency support and the knowladge of those we saved that we care about them even if command does not.

>>9884386
I think it would be wise to hand the hard drive over to 33. He might make better sense out of it, and maybe find some stuff we've missed. But that's not until later.
Looks like we're going to Kentucky (Home of Godzilla).
Also, I've said "Blood Quest Fuck Yeah!" in a couple of those threads.

>>9884451
Are they pinned down by the radiation thing? That could be troublesome...

>>9884389
>LIKE A BAUS

>Headed to Kentucky

The sun climbs higher; the weather seems clear today, which is good. Brody becomes extremely confused several times during the morning; he seems to reset all at once, rather than a gradual loss of new information, like he moves forward before being snapped back to a static point like an elastic.

There is a police roadblock on the highway, with instructions to detour around Louisville. A haughty-looking officer wiggles his finger to instruct you to roll down your window as you approach.
"You'd best get yourself along, little lady. Nobody's gettin' into Louisville, not that you'd want to."

>>9884498
pull out ID
"Mary Sue Perigold," motion to brody "PFC Brody, we have Arkham clearance. You know anything we dont?"

>>9884498
"I'm a pest exterminator"
Brody ="We're pest exterminators"

>>9884451
>net us agency support and the knowladge of those we saved that we care about them even if command does not.

I like the way you think. This will be the Tanner Agency by the time we're done

>>9884498
"I'm here to clean up this little mess."

>Sidenote: You have no current information for contacting 33, other than that he was at some point broadcasting on the radio near Tampa

>Side-sidenote: I love the shit out of the subtitle for tonight. If Bloodquest were its own rpg/campaign setting, I would name it What Rough Beasts

>>9884498
(Don't forget to partake of delicious ADVENTURE FUEL)
Produce badge. "It's okay. I'm THE MAN."

>>9884549
speaking of, what name IS on our ID with Arkham?

>>9884573
Hellen Tanner, I would presume.

>>9884573
Since we're doing this legit, and Dr. Oak-in-EV-ich knows who we are, it's Hellen Tanner.

>>9884532
>>9884581
editing that to
pull out ID
"Hellen Tanner," motion to brody "PFC Brody, Arkham pest control."Pause for effect "You know anything we dont?"

>>9884573
>It's Helen Tanner.

>>9884549
Is it supposed to be a Yates reference? I don't follow your quest, I just noticed this post. The second verse of that poem is indeed fantastic.

>>9884611
>lol, I've been writing it wrong this whole time.

I'm going to make a techno album and call it "What Rough Beats"

>>9884610
>>9884601
>>9884553
>>9884547
>>9884532
You produce your Arkham badge, shoving it gleefully in the officer's face.
"Helen Tanner. We're Arkham's exterminators, here to clean up the mess."
"We're exterminators?" Brody murmurs, quizzical.
"You know anything we don't?"
The officer adjusts his hat, handing the badge back to you and avoiding eye contact.
"We're just, uh, keepin' people out," he says, scuffing his feet.
"Well keep it up, but first get this roadblock out of my way."
He motions to a few other officers, taking off his hat and scratching his head.
"Hey, uh...good luck in there..."
You give him a deadeye for a few moments.
"...yeah, thanks."
You leave him with his hands on his hips, watching you drive down the highway towards the unknown disaster of Louisville.

>>9884637
Fuck yeah, Yeats!

>>9884712
That's as awesome as pic related

>>9884712
I'm going to make a children's story about a domestically abusive dog called "What Ruff Beats"

>>9884735
Heh. We're in badass mode right now.
Keep an eye out for webs, drive slowly.

>>9884735
Have you read Leda and the Swan? It seems appropriate for the quest - certainly it can be interpreted as related.

>>9884735
"Brody, write this down for yourself. We clean up the messes others can not, we exterminate pests like 18 because they dont want to play nice. Its a bloody job, but someone has to do it."
might be a good idea to ask Garfiled how hes doing, stop for a break and test that water bottle on Brody. As amoral as it sounds, he can get back up from it, we cant. Also make sure he is carrying ammo for that M4-A1.

>>9884735
Call Fieldson. "What kind of spider am I looking for? I got giant down, but are we talking tarantula, jumping, trapdoor...?"

>>9884829
Cue a big fucking spider crashing on the roof, no doubt. We probably don't want to get close to this thing.

>>9884829
oh, good idea!

all we know is that it spins webs. (Oh god plese let it not be this...)

>>9884846
It probably already knows we're there, as we're the only obvious prey in the vicinity.

Also: I hope Spider Lebron doesn't take offense to this excursion.
Also also: I hope it's Spider Lebron, who telepathically contacted us in our hallucinogenic state and is prepared to join forces... FUCK YEAR!

>>9884810
>Brody has no idea who 18 is
>Brody has no idea what an M4A1 is
>Brody has no idea where he is right now
>Brody is, like, seriously so high right.

>>9884829
You dial the number Fieldson gave you to contact him (I did mention that right? >_>).
"I'm almost in Louisville. what sort of spider am i looking for anyway?"
"A fuckin' big one," he responds. "Probably most like a black widow, but 96 isn't just a big spider, it's a separate species altogether. You've been given a few gas grenades for the M4, they should help."

>>9884965
This. OH GOD-EMPRA A TRILLION TIMES THIS!!!!!!!!!

>>9884975
Right. They probably mean the Springfield, we should give him that.

>>9884975
"Fuck the M4, I'm a god damned superhero."

Drive, bitches, drive.

>>9885000
bloody feth I dislike it when I screw things like that up.

StonerDM is back on his meds again, YAY!>>9884975
"Well how big, Person size? Car Size? House? Anything I should watchout for like acid blood and it only coming out at night... mostly at night?"

"Brody heres the situation, you and I are going into town to deal with a spider problem, a really big spider problem, as in bring your rifle big."

>>9884975
Hope Brody's training covers anything LIKE a Springfield. Tell him to load it and keep it ready. We can't drive and shoot at the same time... okay, we could, but Brody needs something to do, and the first moment he sees a giant spider, he's gonna shoot it. And then he'll see the giant spider for the first time again, in which case, we should tell him to reload.

>>9885000
You motion to the back seat.
"Private, there's a Springfield back there, I trust you remember how to shoot one."
"Yes, uh..." Brody seems momentarily lost. You grab the card around his neck and wave it in his face.
"Uh...Ma'am! Yes ma'am!" He grabs the rifle, inspecting and loading it with an expert hand.
"At least he remembers something," Garfield remarks. "I hope we find that spider soon; I'm getting hungry."

You pull off the highway, slowly descending into the city proper. Immediately you are struck with the degree to which it is deserted; the only people left here are corpses. Thick strands of cobwebs are strung between the buildings, between cars, powerlines; everywhere.
"Stay sharp," Garfield warns.
"Don't worry so much," you rejoinder.

"Who walks? Who speaks? What morsels cross my threshold?" The voice sounds in your head; it's like Garfield, but the voice is completely different; there is a slight roll to the R's.

"Ma'am, did you hear something?" Brody asks.

>>9885242
"Bringer of blood, bearer of death. Do I come for you, or your words?"

Best not to initiate combat just yet.
/tg/dice and all.

>>9885289
Bluff his ass. We need to get into a position where i aint gotta post the /tg/ dice pic......again.

>>9885242
Brody WILL freak when we put our game face on... Oh, well.

>>9885242
"Yes, lets see if we can talk it out before we start a battle."
reply to whatevers contacting us:"We are the ones abandonded when Arkham stopped trying to find the key to the gate. WE dont really want to fight if your willing to talk, but Blood calls out for Blood."

"Number 96? I can't see you..."
"Come out, come out and let me see you!"

Sing song the entire thing

>>9885242
A psychic spider. Lovely.

"I've come to rip your webs and tear your legs off for what you've done here, 96."

>>9885242
We're a little spicy for you.

>>9885289
"We are the ones abandonded when Arkham stopped trying to find the key to the gate. WE dont really want to fight if your willing to talk, but Blood calls out for Blood."

Brody remains silent, having no words for the situation. He shifts uncomfortably in the seat.
"I cant hear anything..." Garfield says, confused.

"More dogs from dark holes, come to shut us up and study, study, study, yes." The voice is gravelly deep, ancient; it sounds male, but what does that mean?
"We were taken once, stolen away from forests. Now we build again in their forests of steel, and sap their twitching puppets dry."

>>9885433
lets see if we cant coax it out into the open where we can use our ranged advantage first before we start the epic taunting a "in the name of the dead" speeches.

Have the Panacea handy. I don't want to think about what venom a giant psychic spider could have.

>>9885452
right. mine it for any more info we can get, then start trying to get it out here where Brody can support us, use the 9mm to convence it we are a mundane agent until it gets too close, then let the cat out of the bag. thats my advice.

>>9885452
"No dogs, no flies. Bees that sting, and things that sing. Not study; talk. Learn. Understand. Help."

>>9885452
"I have no intention of studying you. But I would like to meet. Perhaps we can talk about getting you back to your forest, but what has been done here will have to change, one way or another."
To Brody. "Focus, private." Point to card.

Does anyone else find this reminiscent of LOTR and Shelob?

>>9885555

It's a giant spider. We could be on Io, battling it through the remains of a hab-unit and it would still be reminiscent of LOTR.

>>9885523
hum this aloud ironicly.
>>9885529
then this, keep a hand on the 9mm, and blood armor under the clothes.

"Focus, private," you say, pointing to Brody's card. Your car cruises deeper into the eerie, silent stand of buildings, webbing strung between them like great washlines. You can see several birds caught fast in the strands, some still flapping weakly.

"Look, 96? Maybe we can get you back to your forest, but you'll have to stop eating the citizenry. I have no intention of studying you, I just want to understand what you're doing here?"

"Dogs, fleas, worms, biting gnats and burning wasps! We stood the torment of your feeble hearts until we lost the count of days, and again, and again, until we lost the count of our loss. Yet never did we let them hear our voice, until we were free to walk and feed beneath the stars once more. Who could possibly treat with us? What meager offer have you brought, if not another cell?"

>>9885651
"Only the things you want. A chance to be free and unbothered by men. There are places on this world where men yet venture only tenatively, and given what is going on, even those few will be busy for decades or centurys to come. Now are you willing to negotiate in good faith, or have we come down to a 'whos fanges are larger' contest?"

>>9885651
"Brotherhood. Sisterhood. What they did to you they did to me a thousandfold. They took another and put him inside me, inside my head. I hear him as I hear you. He eats through me, lives though me. A companion now, but one we did not ask for. One they put here. One that burns our flesh and our skin and our bones. You are free, mighty king, but we shall never be."

tl;dr they fucked with us too, can we be BFFs?

>>9885651
"I was in one of those cells myself. I understand the hesitation of cooperation, if not the vast experience of the ages you possess. If there can be any negotiation between you and I, let it be now."

>>9885759
>>9885781
nice. were being a little hammy, but hell, if the giant spider talked elisabethan english in iambic pantamiter, it would be a good idea to do that.

I also like how you guys are avoiding what Garfield can do, while playing up the downsides.

>>9885828
Hammy?
That's how I prefer to talk. ;_;

>>9885730
>>9885759
>>9885781
"I could offer you a chance to be free. There are places where you would not be bothered, places where almost no one lives. I was in one of those cells myself, they did me irreparable harm, so I can relate to your frustration."

"Then join in, watchdog, assassin, slave. You offer me peace, sanctuary, as though they are yours to give. Gone from my mind are the days of peace. We spin our webs, and catch out prey, and drink away those who kept us in darkness and silence."
"These puppets have all had their strings cut. Where should I turn my gaze now? You have many hives."

>>9885873
Well this is going nowhere.

>>9885873
"Right. Well then, come and get me, if you're so badass"

>>9885873
shit. it said "we" that means either A: its a species B:its refering to itself as a species C: it can convert others or D: IT LAYS EGGS.

Its clearly not willing to work with us, and it is not going to stop killing humans.

Exausted sigh."Then if there is to be no peace between us, if you will not distinguish between the guilty and the innocent... so long as you live, there can be no peace. If you truely belive you can do what not even 13 could... STAND AND FACE ME, YOU COWARD!"
that ought to get it out and fighting us.

>>9885873
"You spin your webs to catch the flies, but what about when the wasps come? Will you run and spin more nests? Or stay, and let them eat you? I go to the wasps' nest, stir the hive, slay the queen. I step forward, and you sit and wait. Will you sit for me, or for yourself alone?"

>>9885873
"There are immense forests, untouched by the humans and their hives. You could start anew in one of them."

>>9885873
"Are you driven by the need to feed, or is this vengeance? You reap no vindication through those you have slaughtered; to the point, most of those you would punish are already dead by the hands of others. If you wish to continue this senseless slaughter, I must place myself in your way. But if you wish to feed AND dispense your fury to those who would deny you peace of mind, I know of such a place."

"Then if there is to be no peace between us, if you will not distinguish between the guilty and the innocent... so long as you live, there can be no peace."

"So it goes. Then let us bury peace in the cold earth, and read it a eulogy of the flesh of men."

"You spin your webs to catch the flies, but what about when the wasps come? Will you run and spin more nests? Or stay, and let them eat you? I go to the wasps' nest, stir the hive, slay the queen. I step forward, and you sit and wait."

"And wait, and watch the sharpening dark close in around your necks. Yes, we know we are not the only strangler, the only devourer. But we are not so desperate or afraid as to cast in our lot with the filth, the oppressor, the crawling ants that fashion themselves steel cages and glass thrones and call themselves gods."

>>9886012
Aw, dammit.
Sorry, spirit guide. We tried.

>>9886191
>It's cool little man.

>>9886171
"What is a god but a man who takes his life into his own hands? Today, I take yours."

"Brody, if you see that thing, shoot it. Shoot it dead."

>>9886171
>Then let us bury peace in the cold earth, and read it a eulogy of the flesh of men.

DUDE, EPIC LINE.

Right, we need to get to a place with unobstructed line of sight, a flat park, football field, tennis corts, hell even an intersection. Then load up back to back with Brody, and put this thing into its final web.

"Brody, when you see it, shoot it, I trust you to watch my back soldier, trust me to watch yours."
Whisper so Brody cant hear
"Garfield, you ever taste lobster? Because spiders are the same family of creature."

>>9886171
Tell Brody to stay in the car. Get out and give it a target.
Can we put spikes on our blood lashes? Use that for climbing? And are our blood lashes elastic in any way? Maybe to launch ourselves all over and climb around? We don't want to be where the webs are.
If we implement Garfield, do so without Brody watching. We don't need him thinking we're a Bad Thing.

>>9886365
>split up

Get out, bring grenade launcher.
What types of grenades do we have?

>>9886365
>>9886337
>>9886285
"Brody, if you see this thing, shoot it; watch my back."
"Yes, ma'am. See what thing?"
"...a giant spider, private."
"Yes, ma'am."

You park the car in an abandoned intersection. A car nearby is spun up with silk; in between the strands you can see the drained husks of bodies stuffed inside.

"Where do worms wander in our webs? I hear your machines rumbling at my door, and I feel your pathetic pair of feet plodding upon my ground."

>>9886365
I suspect our best combat tactic once we reach melee with it (depending on scale) is to go all god of war on it, latch on, get on the back, wrap our lashes around its abdomen, and then heat to about Beam Saber temperature.

>>9886492
>my ground
gah, i keep forgetting to use plurals.
CURSE YOU WEED!

>>9886499
So, roll a 100? Sounds good!

In a related note, I'd say stay close to Brody. He's gonna forget or shoot us or something. I do NOT like that idea.

"The worm wanders into your web, while you watch, wait, wonder. This worm is special, though. This worm is a spider, too."

>>9886539
But the weeds gives you the AWESOME of half of your ideas in Bloodquest Stonerbro. :(

"The worm wanders into your web, while you watch, wait, wonder. This worm is special, though. This worm is a spider, too."

"We wonder only why you came. Perhaps your slavedrivers have brought you as a sacrifice."
"A spider? pah! Perhaps you are one of the infinitessimal billions that scurry in your walls, the pinheads and needlepoints, the voiceless."

>>9886549
"I hunt, you hunt, red hunt, blue hunt, Death on red wings comes for you hunt..."
"Are we going to chat, or are you going to back up all your boasting?"

Might be a good idea to see how sticky/heat resistant the webs are. Load up with the grenade launcher and infinite 9mm, see if conventional engagement will stop it.

>>9886599
"Perhaps. Do you intend to find out?"

>>9886601
Shit, son. Bloodwhip that web.

>>9886599
"My voice will scream bloody fury to the heavens until it is satisfied. However, I have thrown my lot in with those that you devour - blood cries out for more blood, the lifeblood of those you have drank must be avenged.

Come, Grendel. I am your Beowulf."

>>9886485
You have some gas grenades (probably some sort of tear gas) and a few frags as well.

"I hunt, you hunt, red hunt, blue hunt, Death on red wings comes for you hunt..."
"Are we going to chat, or are you going to back up all your boasting?"

"We do not boast; we have no frail psyches that we must whisper to. Never have we had to reassure ourselves in the dark. It is the hive-maggots that must plump themselves up, and murmur lies to cloud the glare of failure."

>>9886680
Do we have any incendiaries? This place is empty of life - lets start a fire to drive out the squirming insects.

>>9886680
"I am heaing a lot of talk, and not seeing a lot of actual power here. Step up or step out."

>>9886599
"Voiceless? Hah! We are of two voices. The thinking voice and the feeding voice. Two are greater than one, yet one of us is far more than you"

>>9886680
"Whatever helps you sleep at night."

Test bloodwhip on web.
Hope it's not SUPA WEB.

>>9886680
Search city for giant spider lair.....

>BRB, making myself some god damn mac'n'cheese. Also i fell in love with 96 the second i started typing its first line of dialogue. I dont know if i could bear it if you killed it >_>

>>9886703
Garfield IS an incenderiy, head to a gas station, set pump on unlimited, fill streets with gas, state one liner, light er up.

>>9886734
>Well, good luck, because I'm willing to burn down the entire city to kill it and whatever brood it may have.

>>9886737
Its going to take a long time for gas to cover that much area. We should find some empty tanks and fill them up with gas to carry - make some Molotovs or something.

>>9886734
Unfortunately you put us on a collision course with it. This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets a chitinous and squish-able object.

>>9886734
We already tried our best to talk reason to it, it wants war.....therefore IT SHALL HAVE WAR DOWN TO ITS LAST BREATH SHALL IT HAVE THE WAR IT SO DESPERATELY CRAVES.

rolled 81 = 81

Rawlin to for luck with rawlz.

>>9886734
well we dont WANT to kill it, but its not leaving us a choise. DAMN IT MAN, WE TRYED, WE TRYED REALLLY, REALLY HARD!

now we are being force to consume it because it refuses.

"Brody, this is a city of the dead, lets find a gas station, and light the place up. Besides, we're getting hungry."

>>9886734
>still want to try this:
>>9886012

>>9886876
even if we turn it on Arkham, we will eventually have to come info conflict. We wish to preserve humanity, it wants to obliterate us from the earth.

>>9886922
I was saying get it to Atlanta and fight a giant praying mantis.
>inb4 HELL YEAH

>>9886734
Sorry dude but we gotta fight the poor bastard at this point.

>>9886999
look, its going to figure out the "Cannon Fodder" plan immediately. Its xty thousands of years old most likely, its seen that before. We need to frag it and move on at this point. As much as Spider Vs Mantis would be awesome to watch, I dont think we can pull it off.

>>9886999
Hrm... what if we could entice it to eliminate the others in that city... or simply kill itself in a monster mash...

>>9886734
if 96 is like most spiders, its sensing us via the webs, if it is sensing us via the webs, then it might be possible for Garfield to sense it the same way. (not saying likely, but it has VERY fine sense and control)

Before I head to work, a little information:
>Apparently, the mantis in flight will drastically change its flight pattern (often hurling to the ground in a spiral) when the mantis hears certain frequencies of sound.
File that little nugget for later.

>>9887034
now that song is playing in my head. Thanks for the amusing soundtrack to the ery image in my head of a town filled with webs, 82 and Brody looking around trying to find 93.

We could just start lighting ends of the webs.

>>9887275
...With the hallucinogen lighter.

>>9887286
>>9887275
THIS, A HUNDRED MILLION TIMES THIS!!!!!

>>9887286
That has an intense potential for incapacitating us and our man Brody while signaling where we are to the Spider. I don't think Lebron would approve.

>>9887286
as long as the webs burn, and we can keep ourselves and brody out of the fumes, that would work. Hell, get 93 high, then kill it would work, but given that we are going to consume it, might be a bad idea...

>>9887319
"Wha- what the devil is that?!"
"For the twenty-fifth time, I'm Spider Lebron, you dense honky!"
Okay, gotta go.

>>9886734
Stonerbro where are you? We need YOU!!!!!

rolled 57 = 57

>>9887338
I like the idea of lighting the web with the trippy-lighter. And then running like fuck and keeping all fumes away from us. Potentially driving off into the sunset, onto our next location.

If we wanna end this here, though, we should really just end it here.

>>9887421
Sonofabitch took out my noko and replaced it with dice.

Also, STONERBRO. WHEREFOR ART THOU!?

OMG Bloodquest YES

>>9887443
He got the munchies.

>>9887563
Shit this could take a while then. ;_;

>>9887563
I'm gettin' em too. >_>
EGGPLANT FUCK YEAR.

I am reminded of the Weavers.

>>9887488
lets pray the scale of 93 is not as this picture. Or this is going to give us a chance to say.
"Were going to need bigger guns." before going all shadow of the colisis on it.

>>9887739
>>9887134
Btws, Its 96.

Fine motor control... could we send Garfield onto the skyscrapers to look for Spidey? By a reallly fine line?

Do we wanna archive this in case it dies before stonerbro comes back?

>Holy shit that was DELICIOUS. Also holy shit that took FOREVER.
>CURSE YOU WEEEEEEEEEED

Brain brimming with ideas, you move the car to a nearby gas station. Grabbing a few tanks from inside, you fill them up and stick them in the backseat, then set to dousing the parking lot and the station itself.
Extruding a whip of blood, you send it lashing heatedly through a nearby strand of webbing. It tears through it, leaving the singed strands to dangle in the mild breeze.

"Good." you say to yourself. "Time to smoke you out."

>>9887852
>you guys are seriously overestimating/misunderstanding what "fine motor control" means

>>9887911
FUCK YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO IT NAOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>9887856
better to do so and not have needed it.
another thing 96 could look like.

>>9887929
figuring it means things like the lockpicking we did for a car earlyer.

>>9887911
With the lighter! Use the lighter!

>>9887992
>>9887941
You pull out the faded yellow lighter, hoping "things smoked with this lighter" also generally means "the fumes of things burnt with this lighter."

"Have a nice trip," you quip, lighting the edge of the gas pool and swiftly moving away.

"What's this?" there is deep grating laughter in your mind. "Toys from vaults clawed hastily out of the earth? Flames to lick our feet? We are speedier than flames, craftier than your flickering lights."

How good are you at TRIPPING BALLS, BITCH?

>>9888045
"Then suck it up and fight, or has your kind always hidden in the dark from a meer pair of ours?"

>>9888140
"So eager to feel my kiss? But we will not be goaded into error by your nettles. Burn your hive to the ground, and sleep soundly, and wait for the day you hear the cries of your kin as they are sucked dry."

>>9888045
"We'll see bitch........"

>>9888237
"Like you will get that chance you fool............", you say as you start running for any sort of air filtration system you see within your range of sight.

Drive away?

>>9888237
"Typical, all this talk, and what have you accomplished. Your entire existence seems to be a mathematical error, meaningless in the march of history. When humanity goes to the stars, we will have made a diffrence. Flee then, run in terror like the feeble maggot you are. Know that werever you run, wherever you hide, you will be found, and you will die. Or maby death is too good for you, maby we will just have you locked back into a dark cell so small you cant move until the sun burns out."

"Come on Brody, Shelob here cant find the guts to back up its retorich."
Get in the damn car, head outside of town, call in what happened, have them try and track the bastard, move the feth on, we have an archivist to meet.

>>9888329
No we need to stick around and wait for him to surface due to the smoke mind-fucking him. And then we kill him......

>>9888335
You get back in the car, driving away from the flames.

The thunder in your head is booming.
"When we descended from the cold void to plant our legs on the earth, it was an achievement, and you would think yourselves mighty if you could only crawl up into the cold black? Such is the face of ignorance."
The fires behind you are beginning to spread to nearby buildings as the gas tanks themselves begin to burn.

>Roll a d100, LAWL

>>9888351
he might be in the sewers, but most likely 96 skipped town on us. if it does not try and kill us on the way out, we arent running it down here and now.

>>9888419
SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rolled 17 = 17

Dice don't fail me now!

>>9888451
GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>9888419
Giant Spider from Space?

Okay we need a one-liner, B-Movie tradition demands it.

>>9888419
"well if your from space, I am sure you dont mind the heat."

rolled 45 = 45

Please please please

>>9888419
"You may be from space, but I bet you still need to breathe. Have a nice trip, Alice."

>>9888451
>tee hee
>precog: FAILURE

A loud thump is heard. Brody clutches his helmet frantically as you swerve.
"Jesus Shit!" Garfield shouts inside your head.

You can't see what's on the hood of your car, but you could guess that it probably looks like the pair of purple-bodied spiders that have landed on the street near your speeding car, scuttling alongside you horrifically, no doubt dropped from the slowly-burning webs. Legspan included, they're about the size of your car, but their actual bodies are only roughly the size of a fat human being.

>What do?

>>9888567
Blood armor on NOW

>>9888567
"Brody, shoot anything with more then 2 legs!"
Activate Blood Armor, drive clear of flames, then start shooting the bastards.

>>9888463
Fixed that for you

>>9888567
Archive generated.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9883636/

the radius of the explosion from a gas station (for lethal pressure wave/heat) ought to be less then 180 yards, we need to be clear (and on the right side of the car) by then.

>>9888623
Oh god this is too true.......... ;_;

rolled 28 = 28

>>9888567
Oh, ya know. The usual.
Blood armor, shout commands to allies, drive frantically, and potentially blood whips.

BTW, this roll is a test roll. If it rolls at all.

>>9888666
Just plz.....stop rolling.........plz.....

>I don't get to write tonight's archive desc.
>96 is misnumbered in the archive description
>my face

You know i find it TRULY INSANE that for being such considerable psychics, we cant see ANYTHING coming when we need to or hell even WANT too.

>>9888714
sorry, didn't want the thread to 404. Suppose I might be able to remove it somehow...

>>9888732
precognition was listed as minor.

>>9888675
I said 'twas a test roll, calm yourself.
Now I know noko+roll work together, thus I can do noko+dice+1d100 instead of one or the other. Handy shit to know.

>>9888714
Wait, what?

>>9888583
>>9888608
>>9888666
"Brody, shoot anything with more than two legs! And don't freak out by what's about to happen!" The last few words are almost cut off as your blood slinks over your flesh, tightening into place. You screech the car to a halt, not trusting the private to take the wheel, and dive out the door, extending your whips.
The spider that was indeed on your car's roof bares it's hideous fangs at you and leaps, while the others circle around you. One catches a bullet from Brody, stumbling sideways, its legs scrabbling on the pavement.

>Roll dem dice

>>9888742
>no worries.

I'm going to start a new thread shortly since this one seems to be auto-saging.

rolled 91 = 91

>>9888804
RAWLING MAH GOOD RAWL.
If my beliefs hold true, 60+.

rolled 70 = 70

>>9888828
PRAISE TZEENCH!

>>9888828
FUCK YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There's two good ones. Now my good rolls are used up, until tomorrow.

GOOD ROLLS FUCK YEAR.

>>9888828
bloody feth, something is screwed.
>>9888834
KARMIC BACKLASH!

sure we cant precog much, and that may be why Arkham picked Helen up, but they will find theres so much more to her...

Spiders gonna eat shit and fry

>>9888828
>91
You lash out with a whip, catching the spider in mid-air as it leaps for you. You pull forward, swinging it past you, aided by its own momentum. It crashes into the side of a building on this narrow street. You jerk backwards, watching the arachnid wriggle and squeal as the whip of blood burns through its abdomen. Finally it lies still.

Brody has exited the car. Dashing forward, perhaps recklessly, he jams his bayonet into the spider he shot, screaming frantically as it writhes, its fangs wriggling at him as he holds it at bay.
"Holy Jesus, what are these goddamn animals?!"

>>9888941
"BAD ANIMALS. BIG BAD ANIMALS. KEEP STABBING."

>>9888941
"Once we are through, they are going to be so much roasted flesh."

sitrep, also aid our buddy with the 9mm.

>>9888941
>He's a WWII soldier, right?
"Secret Nazi experiments to use spiders to attack us on the home front"

>>9888974
>NO
Devon Brody is from WWI

>>9888828
>>9888834
Worship Chaos Gods = GET GOOD BLOODQUEST ROLLS!!!!!
:O

>>9888988
Replace Nazis with Huns?

>>9888988
Secret German experiment. Those damn Huns are using satanic magic to create demon spiders.
(I am imagining that the time period he is from was much more religious.)

>>9888994
Naw, I just like Tzeench. He's a pretty cool guy.

My first, fourth, and fifth rolls are generally good.
My second and third generally suck.
Guess which rolls were my fourth and fifth?

>>9889023
And on that night I am gonna go pass out.

PEACE MY BLOODQUEST PEEPS.
Brofists all around. I will be more vigilant when looking for the thread tomorrow.

>>9888970
>hey, let's use the 70, why not

Drawing your handy handgun, you pull the trigger wildly, bullets riddling the remaining spider. Brody gets his foot on the abdomen of the other, kicking his bayonet free and firing another round through its bulbous midsection. It struggles briefly, then lies still.

"For aeons we grew our brood within us in the cold black. At last they have been roused, and you shall bear first witness to their tide."
Sure enough, more large purple spiders are making their way up the street, and the walls of the street's buildings; they're coming from the direction of the flaming gas station, so any number of them could be cracked out.

As you watch them approach, you see several of them get incinerated as the gas station finally caves to pressure and explodes. One of the front runners staggers as you hear a gunshot; Brody is following instructions.

>>9889050
Open fire on them i guess (I'm not rolling due to being cursed)

rolled 40 = 40

>>9889050
>Playing Mass Effect 2 "Suicide Mission" Theme right now. Perfect.

Don't let ourselves get surrounded. Bloodwhip anything that gets too close.

>>9889109
Oh dammit

>>9889050
get brody behind us to provide fire support, start using the grenades while we have space, fall back to maintain distance.
"Brody, stay behind me, covering fire and fall back."
Use our ranged advantage to slow them, then before it comes to melee swap to duel whips, trying to hold the line.
Start singing: "Johnnie get your gun, get you gun, get your gun, Johnnie show the Hun, you're a Son-of-a-Gun, Hoist the flag and let her fly Like true heros do or die Pack your little kit, show your grit, do your bit, Soldiers to the ranks from the towns and the tanks, Make your Mother proud of you and to Liberty be true." He should know the tune.

>>9889110
.....
............
.....................

>>9889127
He's higher than you. Though it doesn't seem to be working on his writing skills.

>>9889050
order brody to continue firing while retreating, check behind us to make sure we're mainly facing them from one direction, fire with our gun for as long as we can while retreating with brody until one gets within leaping range

after that focus on not getting pounced

>>9889050
96 is a FUCKING Tyranid.........FUCK

>>9889213
we caught them early, worst case we pull out and have Arkham get bombers to level the entire area with incindarys.

The sky momentarily darkens overhead; when you look up, you can catch only the faintest shadow of movement moving away over the rooftops, but whatever it was, it was able to bridge the width of the street easily.

"So prepare, say a prayer, send the word send the word to beware," Brody sings out strongly to himself, firing his fourth and fifth shots into the advancing crowd. Over a dozen spiders remain, and you don't doubt there are more. You lash one to pieces when it scuttles too close, and the two of you fall back to the car as you pepper them with wild shots from the 9mm.

>What do?

>>9889267
Find another gas station, set it ablaze.

rolled 8 = 8

>>9889267
Get in the car, keep moving. Lure them away from their home territory if possible - leave it preferably in flames.

>>9889267
Nades into crouds, then I suppose its time to figure out if that spikes on whips trick will work so we can get up there. I figure theres about a 10% chance that we frag the brood mother and this is over.

>>9889297
I highly doubt we can climb faster than spiders here. . .

>>9889297
I bet that the brood mother is in the sewers or lower.

>>9889292
use tripping BAWLZ lighter of course

>>9889267
Drive one handed, arm out the side of the car with a whip out. High speed attacks.
New meaning to whiplash, eh?

>>9889267
Use blood to create wings that can make u fly, get onto rooftops, kill 96 Nid, stop hive.

>>9889292
>>9889293
>>9889297
You hop into the car, grabbing the M4A1 as you do, and flooring it. Brody reloads his rifle in the passenger seat.
"Ma'am, I don't know who you are, but I'm sure glad you showed up when you did!"

Slipping a fragmentation grenade into the launcher, you steady the car, then lean out the window, firing back into the crowd. Several of the spiders go flying, as well as bits and legs. You seem to be outrunning the main pack, though you get the feeling more could come pouring out from the sewers or the rooftops any second. This fire needs to spread faster.

"Where go your taunting words? Where is your olive branch and your lash? We can smell the fear on your bootlick, and we know the seed of terror is watered in you."

>>9889414
dude... if we could do that, (at least yet, we dont know our outer limits really) we would have.

Alex Mercer we and Garfield are not.

>>9889451
...did he just say that we pissed our pants?

Pull a J-turn and rev us into gear - lets use the car as a battering ram. Twirl a bloodwhip outside the window while doing so for further carnage.

>>9889451
"Just keep talking funstuff."
right, whats in this town that we can use to seriusly accellerate the fire? wonder if a grenade to a gastank will set an entire station off...

breif Brody via his card again.

>>9889457
We need to learn how ASAP!

we should find somewhere that limits the number of approaches. We should drive under a highway overpass, but keep the car running so we can ram our way out when it gets too crazy.

"Ha, you think to taunt me into throwing my life away. Enjoy your meager victory, but know that I will find you, and I will end you."

Continue to make good our escape.

>>9889555
WERE KILLING THIS BITCH!!!!!!!

>>9889451
"terror? you're the one who doesn't have the balls to face me"

>>9889578
"You must know a great deal about fear; you can't even face me."

"The more we observe, the more we our strengthened in the conviction of our choice. Even worms have poison teeth it seems."

You scream around a corner onto another street, this one strung across with thick webbing. You ram on the gas, punching through the first few strands.

>Roll some god damn dice, you guys are really in the thick of it

rolled 84 = 84

>>9889618

rolled 2 = 2

>>9889618

rolled 64 = 64

>>9889618
Great.............well here goes nothing.

>>9889618
>>9889578

I should've gone with

"WHAT SICK MAN SENDS BABIES TO FIGHT ME"

rolled 97 = 97

>>9889618
RNG do not hate me now...

>>9889631
Good job.

>>9889640
That's IT. NO MORE ROLLING TONIGHT FROM ME!

StonerDM, what do you think about expanding th PC cast?

>>9889643

hahah, oh wow. YES. THIS.

>>9889667
Do you mean like us picking a "role" and participating as an escaped subject with a defined power? Or as us simply controlling more than Helen?

>>9889631
>84
Swerving deftly, you careen the car around or through the thickest of the webs without becoming caught. You fire another grenade out behind you, destroying a spider and setting the webs alight. As you screech around another corner, you are satisfied by the spread of the flames up the webs to the buildings used to anchor them.

"Read the damn card!" you shout to Brody, who grapples with the dangling chain around his neck.
"Well...I'll be damned..." he says.

>>9889667
>What exactly are you suggesting?

rolled 96 = 96

>>9889704
oh god... I say that so many times to players of MT:G...

>>9889651
GOOD!

ITS NOT THAT WE LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING...

>>9889748
This happened to be recently with someone trying to Intimidate Bolt to stop combat after I had already declared attackers.
UGH.

ack, tht could get us all killed if I dont watch it. (or worse waste ANOTHER good roll.)
>>9889667
But ya, what exactly?

>>9889750
WHO CALLED ME TSUNDERE, MAID?

>>9889696
Hmm... that would be tough, I can't think of another subject that would be easy for me to play.
>>9889704
Keep Driving/Shooting!
Use Garfield More!

>>9889734
>What exactly are you suggesting?

>Do you mean like us picking a "role" and participating as an escaped subject with a defined power?

Yeah, like this.

>>9889801
I DID!

>>9889704
Keep doing this type of thing, use the Trippin BAWLZ lighter whenever possible. Try to pin the fucker down.....

>>9889878
This wont work over the internet.

>>9889878
So like, another quest set in the BQ universe?
I think things would get pretty chaotic if you were controlling multiple people in a quest-thread format.

>>9889901
not via forum posting, thats for sure.

Voting we try and ring of flames in the spiders, let it burn in on them.

>>9889901
>>9889878
I am confused as to what is going on here.

circle around the general fire area. Whoop ass, don't bother taking names. We're too busy unforming babby.

>>9889934
Maybe they want additional characters in Helen's party to be created/controlled by individual people? Sort of like a campaign? Hell, if that was so, I'd sign up right now.

>>9889963
in general ya.

also I am convenced this thread will 404 within the next 10 min at most.

You floor it, putting more distance between yourself and 96's swarming children. You screech the car to a halt once to slosh gas across the parking lot of another station and light it up. You catch a faceful of the fumes, but get back in the car and keep driving with no ill effects.

>Roll dice, I'm waiting for someone to really botch spectacularly

>>9889984

While I agree that would be fantastic, RP over 4chan is already retarded enough. we should stick to how things are now, to keep things from getting out of hand.

rolled 99 = 99

>>9890000

>>9889987
We must hurry then discuss game expansion AFTER the session tonite is done.

As fir game continue to set fires to pin spiders and kill them.

>>9890000
SDM: hey fuck up this roll please

>>9890015
Anon: No.

>>9889984
as cool an idea as that is, I dont know if it would work. up to StonerDM of course, awesome bro might try it.

>>9890015
Well plz keep waiting Stonerbro it seems to give us good luck.

>>9890015
I've never seen something so beautiful in my life.

>>9890000
and because you want that, now the dice are throwing high numbers our way...

Thread has started autosaging. New thread or leave it at this for tonight?

>>9889984
Word of advice: Corp Quest tried letting people do this, and in very short order went from completely awesome to barely readable. It lost all its charm and I was glad to see it end, where before it had been my favorite quest to date.

>>9890100
NEW THREAD!!!!

>>9890100
New thread it, I am checking out, but if StonerDM is up for more, rock on dudes.

>>9888666
nice get

>>9890103
True. I remember Corp Quest as well. If something like that was attempted, maybe it would be needed to be done in IRC. I wonder what system it could be run on if someone used an rpg...

>>9890015
>Damn, son

You burn rubber getting away from the flames licking at this gas station.
>Precog: for once, SUCCESS
Time seems to slow, and in your minds eye you see a torrent of spiders frothing up from a manhole. Blinking to clear your head, you swerve the car down a side street, narrowly avoiding the very same manhole, which begins spouting spiders.
Chancing a look upwards, you can see them scuttling over the rooftops, a veritable arachnid flood fleeing the gathering flames.

"Sweet Jesus," comes a voice from the backseat. "I said smoke a god damn Bible page or something, what the hell is all this shit?"

>>9890103
>>On front page
>>See Corpquest :D
>>It's not Corpquest D:

You're right. I was even one of the ones who got a role and I realized it started to suck.

>>9890149
"Spider LeBron?"
Fuck, we inhaled.
"Garfield, keep me focused"

>>9890149
"Uh, your family reunion?"

>>9890149
Oh no... Did Brody get high? Is he even going to be more random now?

>>9890223
hes in the passenger seat I think

>>9890223
Even if he is, I think that would only last until his next reset.

>>9890149

"THIS IS NO TIME FOR ARACHNOLOGY, JUST SHOOT THEM PRIVATE"

Guys I'm pretty sure the voice from the back seat is our delusion, not Brody.

Hence >>9890216

>>9890325
..............ok WHAT insanity did our mind spawn this time?

>>9890149
we precogged so hard we got high. StonerBro managed to turn a roll of 99 into somthing even better XD

>>9890216
>>9890191
"Spider Lebron?"
"Who the hell is this doughboy-lookin' clown?" Lebron says, pointing a spindly leg at Brody.
"Ma'am who are you talking to?" Brody says.
Colors seem more vivid, but you don't think you got a real hit off the lighter, at least not as much as last time. The car radio is playing music box music.
"Don't...don't worry about it private, just keep shooting."
"Ma'am."
"Oh, y'all are proper fucked, look at these ugly-ass goons."

>I'm going to need to take a step back and plan where this is going, because you guys are knee deep in it at the moment. Thread's auto-saging as well, so we'll wrap up for tonight.
>In brief: You angered the brood of an arachnid that can sail through the cold void of space and talk in your mind; you are now in the middle of both a)Louisville as it burns to the ground and b)A tide of spiderlings the size of cars, at least some of which are probably tripping balls. You yourself are mildly tripping balls, and you're accompanied by a Memento-esque WWI veteran. Great Success?

>>9890403
Dammit i wanted a conclusion :(

>>9890403
great success. afterall, we are blood monsters of justice!!

>>9890403
GREAT SUCCESS!
"We're surrounded! Great! Now they can't run away!"

>>9890403
>You yourself are mildly tripping balls, and you're accompanied by a Memento-esque WWI veteran AND THE BEST SPIRIT GUIDE EVER.

ftfy, bro.

>>9890425
When a GM says he needs a bit of time, you give him that time, and you receive awesome.

Trust me, I'm a long-time GM.

>>9890425
I know you guys do, but I think it's better for everyone if I structure this somewhat between now and tomorrow instead of just freestyling you to your dooms.

Also, on the subject of multiple PCs: No. This is Helen Tanner's story, and it will remain such until we complete it or she dies. I would be all for codifying this as an adventure or a campaign setting, maybe even using a homebrew system (as I can't think of one that would readily fit).

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>>9890403
One thing's for sure, 96's getting much more of an entry than "A large spider"
What do you mean by "can sail through the void in space"

>>9890481
I approve of your decision on shooting down the multiple PCs. Don't want it to get too clustered in here. And it would deaden the impact of Helen's story.

Did you guys have fun tonight?
I had a shitload of good times writing all of 96's dialogue (did someone order a LARGE HAM??)

Sorry I disappeared for a while. If it's any consolation the mac and cheese was delicious >_>

>>9890506
As he/it/whatever said, it came here through the cold blackness of space; it can, at the very least, survive out there, if not somehow propel itself.
Also, if you haven't caught on, Arkham was a little short of the mark numbering 96. In general, Arkham's numberings are to be taken with a grain of salt.

>>9890563
Its cool Stonerbro. And hey i HOPE we get the promised BADASS for waiting till tomorrow. Afterall we've now managed to fuck ourselves into a corner right, so lets ride this hellstorm ALL THE WAY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>9890599
I'll do my best. Though 96 is ancient and clever, and has a horde of younglings. Don't expect to be able to draw it out easily, if at all. You may have to deal with the brood and track it down later.

>>9890814
Was kind of expecting it, and that's cool. A recurring villain with whom we can banter is okay with me.