Well, seeing as they've got all your equipment that you had previously, I'd say direct confrontation is out of the question. And you do want to keep the evil party loyal, so I'd recommend taking over a town, so the evil party can feel important while you gather resources and bid your time.

So they just decided out of nowhere that you were evil. You did nothing to provoke them?

They'll immediately use Metagaming knowledge to know everything you do then, so don't try and manipulate them. Work around them, until they've got no chance in hell. Then ruin their lives.

Tell us everything. Tell us about their characters, your character, the setting, what's happened, everything.

Well. /tg/ does enjoy abomishing mary sues, so, Lets see a link.
I'm assuming it was just a forum, do you have the thread were you were suddenly attacked?

step outside of yourself for a moment
the party decided that killing you was fun
but it wasn't fun for you
and that makes them jerks.

so is your vengeance going to be fun for everyone
or are you going to be a jerk?

>>15406447
>>15406382
I'll take this into consideration.

>>15406504
Mary Sue Characters:

Vampire Goth Chick: 'Rebelling' against her 'evil' homeland. Mostly just acts like she's better than everyone else, even when she's in the middle of murdering innocent people for being 'in league with THEM'. She's the party face, or tries to be, but always pisses people off. I used to run damage control with people she angered, usually with bribes.

Angel Sorceress: Always describing how GOOD and HOLY and RIGHTEOUS she is. But guess what? She wouldn't even heal a sick kid when he begged her to help him, because she didn't want to waste her spells. So I healed him instead, and she got the credit.

Human Elf Warrior: Uses a Scythe for no fucking reason, can see Ghosts, and always ends up causing tons of collateral damage. Once, when we were fighting a dragon in the middle of a town, I tried to convince the others we should lead it out to protect the citizens, but this fucker thought he should kill it while it was flying over a crowded town square. About ten people got crushed to death.

Human Alchemist: Obviously ripping off the Anime. Angsty and bratty IC and OOC, and wields, I shit you not, a Keyblade. All the Mary Sues consider him their leader, even though I'm sure he'd fuck them over for no reason at the drop of the hat.

>>15406619
You got fucked up by a bunch of faggots OP.
>picture related, the faggots who fucked you up

Shit, meant Half-Elf Warrior.

>>15406504
My former party:

Dwarf Fighter: He was a total Bro, and easily one of the nicest characters in the game. If you were on his side. If not, he'd beat you to death with a bloody pipe if you even looked at his friends funny. The only reason he didn't attack the Mary Sues for killing me is because they used magic to convince him I was actually evil. They may be mindfucking him more, I don't even know.

Human Warlord: This chick was our leader. She'd lead us into battle more times than I can count, and outside of battle, negotiated the best deals for mercenary work we could ever hope to find. Sadly, she's fallen under the sway of the Half-Elf Warrior. Sex is implied.

Half-Orc Shaman: Also a girl. Easy to anger, and hard to calm down. Her magic is fueled by nature or something, so we disagreed a lot about stuff. That may be why she was more willing to believe I was evil.

And myself, a Human Mad Scientist, with some Assassin thrown in so I can be useful in combat: I'd been an orphan, but unlike most people, was not angsty and shit about it. That might have been what angered the Sues. Mostly I made cool gadgets, and used my medical knowledge to heal the rest of the party (The Shaman had no healing powers, yet). I'd also sneak around the battlefield and silently take out targets the Warlord called out, otherwise keeping my head down.

The setting: Alright, this one's a bit confusing. There are three main countries involved in this large Cold War, except it's not really a Cold War since they battle all the time. And territory gets taken at the borders all the time, and then gets taken back. Mostly it's a three way Tug-of-war. The middle ground where the three countries meet is rife with mercenary opportunities, and our party is there to take advantage of them. The three countries seem to be run by retards, since they're always concocting some hair-brained scheme to destroy the others (See: The Dragon in the middle of a city). And we take contracts from the only competent members of the other countries to stop them.

We'd been doing this for about two years when a Fourth country entered the fray. It is supposedly about five times the size of the largest of the two, yet has less soldiers than Mall Security. It's been taking territory from the others, and had thus far offered NO mercenary contracts at the time I was thrown off a bridge over a canyon after being lit on fire.

Also, even though there's royalty and barbarian hordes, there's also corporations and senators. So I've no idea what the GMs are thinking as for the politics of the setting. There are three GMs.

Technology-wise, it's standard D&D schizophrenia, but with some parts of the setting having Steampunk tech, and others having no idea how fucking Levers work.

Basically, it's a clusterfuck.

Here's a list of events, in chronological order, since the start of the game:
-My party is formed!
-We take our first contact
-We take ten more contracts, and finally get our own base to work out of. No more cheap taverns for us!
-Adventure on the high seas for a few weeks, fighting pirates
-We stop a plot to destroy one of the countries by removing a single gear from a giant death machine, which had NO backups at all. I secretly take the time to memorize how to build it.
-More contracts, and a new, better base
-Super-Soldier Army is formed
-We get our asses beat fighting them, but escape captivity
-We join the Mary Sues to stop the Super-Soldier Army
-We stop the Super-Soldier Army
-Mary Sues move into OUR base without asking
-Fight a cyborg dragon over a large, heavily populated city
-Mary Sues called to court for killing ten people by dropping a dragon on them, I'm their lawyer
-They don't show up at court, try and kill the mayor
-Get them off on a technicality
-We hear of the fourth country, head to investigate
-I heal some chick of cancer, get lit on fire and thrown off a bridge
-Drift down the canyon river, end up pulling myself to shore and spend three weeks making cybernetic eyes
-Meet up with the 'evil' party.
-Standoff!
-I convince them to work for my, they seem to think I'm really powerful or something now that I've become evil

The 'evil' party:

Drow Raider: HURR DURR RAPE FEMINISM EVIL. But she's also kinda funny, in her own way.

Normal Orc Dude Who Happens To Be Evil: I think he's a warrior or something, but he's so normal I can't tell. He did cast a spell once, so he'd be a Spell Sword. Fails, Hard, at being evil in any way, but still hangs with the evil crowd.

Human Witch: Has the hots for me, kind of annoying. Uses curses and stuff to drain people's life or otherwise make them unable to fight.

'Son of a demon' psychic human: Summons minions from hell to fight for him, and acts like a jerk all the goddamn time. Hates my guts, and has expressed that in and out of character.

Sniper Robot: I'm not even sure how this ended up getting approved. This person is an actual robot, with electronics and everything. It uses a freaking Sniper Rifle. I shit you not.

Quit, OP. Quit.

There is no hope for your character, the setting, or the other players. You must escape, lest the game draw you back in.

Well, no need to utterly destroy their mood to play.
Just do your vengeance. Convert the durr hurr evils in neutral at least, then find a way to trick your former group in the idea the mary sues will kill them one by one. Etc

>>15406504
And that's all she wrote. Not as short as I'd like, but it explained it pretty well.

>>15406988
Can I quit after I get my revenge?

Recruit countless fa/tg/uys to create sympathetic characters to aid you.

Obviously that's a terrible idea but I kind of want you to do it anyway.

OP, you're a Mad Scientist. You should be commanding hordes of minions, not dealing with these morons. You need to take over a town, brainwash it into working for you, and then begin creating an army. Make a copy that death machine you broke. No, make ten!

You'll get your revenge by taking over the world. They thought you were evil? Show them how right they were.

Add onto that your Assassin skills? Start a fucking Assassin's Guild, and put out a hit on one of the Mary Sues. Even if he or she lives, the point will be made.

God I would love to play with ya IF I knew how to play.
And or what the hell to do.
Seriously, it would be fun to actually play DnD and help a fellow Elegan/tg/entleman.

Shit, throw in some asshole going ballistic at your in-character disagreements because it might affect his future campaign in a different system and you've got my last exalted game.

I feel thine pain, OP. But the big question is, how does one deal if they really are sues (of the munchkin twinklord variety)...

I'm afraid there is only one acceptable course of action, and your GM may or may not like it depending on what he thinks of the sue party.

Combine everything your new party can do, into a high-orbit planetcracker. Not High Magic VS Technology. No. High Magic used to stablize and enhance high-technology to the point where you're not building an orbital ion cannon, you're creating the motherfucking Giga-Wavecannon from R-Type Final. The one that oneshots EVERYTHING and whose shot you don't even see because the muzzle-flash extends beyond the screen.

Don't so much as GLOAT to the party. Instead, let the GM bitch them out after the campaign world is ANNIHILATED about what they did to innocents to make themselves look good, and what happens when a kind and fragile soul is snapped over some asshole's knee without him finishing the job. And all the 'clues' they kept ignoring because it wasn't emo enough for them.

FEED THEM TO THE BYDO.

But that's just the end goal... I'm not sure how to get you surviving long enough, other than "stay the fuck away from them; your old party is mindslaved to these fucks". Move across two continents if you must.

as you know all about them, spread the word. Tell employers far and wide about their callous acts of cruelty and betrayal. make sure no one will hire them.

>>15407067
Not even need to brainwash. Heal a few villagers, tell them you protect them. In a word filled with war, I don't think they will complain. Do that in your conquering advance. Become a communist.

Recruit us. I beg of you. I would love to help and I absolutely love writing out RP battles.

pic related is your sniper robot friend

>>15407074
I BELIEVE it's freeform
i could be totally wrong though
whatever
Recruit Us
/tg/ Will Fall in this like a Warhammer

From the sound of it, you're fighting 8v4 and the other side is a bunch of metagaming shits with plot armor that were mad you actually made their hurrdurr heros look like the monsters they really were.

Good fucking luck

Anything inventive you do the other players will be stopped by GM intervention.

Crunch wise you're fucked

Only possible way to turn this shit around is get 2/3 the GMs on your side, and then pull some munchkinly shit.

What game is this exactly? Online I hope? I'll gladly join but I am a noob however. I'm very good at RP though.

>>15407085
>>15407067
>>15407101
>>15407096
These are all great ideas. With all of these, I don't actually need to confront them to get my vengeance. I'll lie and manipulate until they can't get hired to clean a fucking toilet, and then, out of the blue, they get a letter from an old friend.

>Oh, hey guys, guess what! I'm still fucking alive, after you tried to kill me! I've heard you're looking for work, sucks to be you. By the way, this letter is laced with poison.

Let's get in on this.
Have the evil party take over a town or something. We can all make evil characters loyal to you and we'll end the other party.
I kind of want in on this. Where is this?

The only way to win this is to get the GM on your side to the point he is willing to lose all the "good" players.

You cannot win this without GM fiat and huge GM-given advantages.

>>15407192
>>15407140
>>15407120
It's on a site dedicated to PbP roleplaying. I doubt they'd let three people join at once, sadly. I'd love to have you guys join, but this IS 4chan.

>>15407173
2/3 of the GMs hate the Mary Sues, and the one that doesn't only pays attention to them, and nobody else. He does let stuff happen to them, but they always seem to pull through. I'm sure if the odds of their survival were low enough, the other GMs could talk him out of letting them live.

The system is supposedly 'behind the scenes', but I have my doubts, to be frank.

Ironic justice is the key here. Or just irony.

Vampire Goth Chick: Destroy the homeland. Then bury her in the ashes. Probably best left for last/the planetkiller.

Angel Sorceress: Curse her. Torture her to the point of death, and give her something sickness related that normally wouldn't be fatal. That, or leeches.

Human Elf Warrior: Crush him with weights/coffins/something thematically appropriate for as long as you can keep him alive, and heal him back before administer the coup de grace with the stupid scythe.

Human Alchemist: Just put it out of its misery after snapping its keyblade in front of it and killing anything or everything it's expressed affection for. Not worth the time or effort for anything special.

Also, get minions. Peasant mooks are the key, and obtain their fanatical devotion through actually treating them like people.

>>15407229
Why can't 3 people join? Hell I'll act like an asshole and befriend the mary sues and help you destroy them from the inside. I'll sleep with the women and break all of their hearts, they'll be devastated!

>>15407229
How about just one?
I have a fun, minion-y design in mind. Great fun to be a mindless thug.

POST THE LINK TO THE GODDAMN FORUM, OP

>>15407246
That's exactly the point, guys. If I win using the Metagame, I didn't win at all. I want to beat them using my own wits and ability to roleplay, not by getting an unfair advantage by recruiting people from other websites. Otherwise my victory would just feel hollow.

>>15407264
And getting ideas from /tg/ isn't hypocrisy?

Guys, this is something OP has to do for himself. Let us aid him as his party did not, but let him complete the hero's journey!

Or BBEG's journey, as the case may be.

My advice? Kill everything.

>>15407264
Fine... I wanted to give you a street thug bodyguard but that's fine too.
You remember how to build a death machine, right? You have an evil group with you. Collaborate with the Witch. As gross as it is, you have a woman who wants to make beautiful, evil music with you.
Improve on its design, incorporate magic. Cover the failures in its previous incarnation. You remember your party and your enemies. It's time to become the archenemy. Tailor some evilness to take them out.

>>15407274
It is, but not enough to completely negate my personal victory. I appreciate the help from /tg/, but I can't let you help me use the ideas you've given me. The ideas on their own are already metagaming.

Hey OP, sorry for taking up the rest of your evening, but if you are going to prove to the Sues how evil you can be, you need to to it intelligently.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilOverlordList

See you in six hours.

>>15407303
Ah, so I see what this is.

This is a troll thread and when there is an actual outpouring of bro-support you back off because there is no game and there is no forum.

Faggot.

God dammit, OP. Why must you be so honorable. STOP SHOWING US YOUR HONOR.

I just realized something though. OP's party was Neutral, and the Mary Sue party, though claiming to be good, was entirely EVIL.

And his new party is EVIL too.

But OP helped people just because it was the right thing to do. And he's refused to cheat to achieve victory.

OP is the only Good character in the entire setting.

>>15407319
Seems you really wanted to mow down some mary sues weaboo. Take a long breath, relax pepito.

did you tell your real name to the evil party? If not, you should tell a false name and drastically change your appearance for the inevitable encounter with the other party

>>15407319
Say it isn't so, OP...
Don't push us away. Also if you really wanted to be evil, you'd know that doing anything to win is part of it. Letting one or two of us be minions at an appropriate time should be kosher. Especially if you can justify it.

>>15407319
Why would I do that? Seriously, /tg/ is my favorite board.

Fine. Here's the site. http://rpol.net/

I'm not linking you to the game though.

post site OP
how many games do they run at once?

>>15407338
>rpol

>Surprised that you ended up in a game full of shitty Mary Sues.

You had it coming, OP.

So your DM has played the new vegas expansion pack is what you're basically saying? Might be in luck if so, key character and all. Use mad scientist skills to covertly hack the sniper robot and reprogram him to work for you unconditionally. Evil guys seem competent enough so use them for as long as possible. Mary sues seemed to need you to bail them out at every turn, so soon they're going to fuck themselves. Expedite this process, set them up so that all 4 fucking nations are hunting them down. Grin at their execution/trail.

Rely on subversive means unless you acquire/build some sort of super robot body for yourself, they're going to be stronger than you in combat, especially if the GM has any say.

Bullet through head at distance, poison in sleep, creative plots/devices. That's who you are from what you described so use it.

>>15407350
It's reputation is that bad? This is the only game I'm in on that site, I had no idea that the others were like this too.

Well fuck, now I feel like playing some PbP. Anyone know of some good roleplaying forums? Preferably freeform.

>>15407319
Oh, new fa/tg/uys...never stop disappointing me.

OP, take them out one by one and use multiple cat's paws with no idea of the bigger picture or their employer. Send them in from multiple angles, and inform them that each of them involved receives the same, considerable reward regardless of how many of them are involved in the capture/killing.

Your party doesn't seem bright enough to track it back to you, but just in case, prepare for their arrival (and an army attacking, come to think of that). And have escape routes and plans! Better to live to fight and get revenge another day than to die with your vengeance incomplete.

If they find you despite all that, calmly explain your reasons for doing so before you fight them. Go for the anime idiot first.

.>>15407396
If you're into Star Wars, I can't recommend "the Vast Empire" enough. They're based on group stories about stormtroopers and other Imperial protagonists, have unmatched writing quality and standards for their genre, and are the guys who gave me my intro to RPGs. Strong recommendation.

www.vastempire.com for sign-up, stories are at comnet.imperialnetwork.com

Good luck, and may the Force be with you! (And ask about Blackjack.)

>>15407396
Wait, nevermind, not PbP. Just freeform literary roleplaying, please.

>>15407326
Ok, so then OP isn't fighting for revenge. Or shouldn't be. OP, you need to change your motives. You've seen what truly horrible monsters are ruling the world. Three countries attacking each other for no reason? And bombing civilian cities with Dragons? The world your character lives in is a mess, and you're the only one NOT fucking insane. Only YOU can see how horrible things have gotten. And it drives you mad. The pain of knowing, and being unable to help. You're not the villain OP. You're the hero. You must redeem the evil party, and start a new nation. One of freedom, and life. No more innocent blood crushed out of people by a falling dragon corpse. The light of Science and Medicine will drag this world out of the darkness and into a new age.

>>15407436
Again, the Vast Empire.

>>15407440
But if OP goes full villain, he can do all sorts of delightful things to these monsters. He has an excuse. What's theirs?

>>15407440

Steampunk
Got it
Magic.
Got it.


Magic + Steam punk =

Design zeppelins that have magical artillery and make hundreds of them, crewed by trained and fanatically loyal commoners.
Destroy emo vampire's country of rulers, claim as own. Suddenly you have an entire country at your disposal.

collapse the next dungeon they go into.

Seriously, just hire demoltions and brew some explosives or something. Evil crew is for clean-up.

>>15407440
...Op will turn into the God emperor of mankind ?

>>15407473

Steam punk las-rifles and Steam-Marines with magic.

Oh god what.

>>15407467
No, Zeppelins are too easy to destroy. Make it a flying aircraft carrier. The size of the Vatican.

Then OP can't be touched by the others. Unless they can somehow fly to 10,000 feet and then cruise along at its speed while dodging AA guns. Which I doubt.

>>15407473

...I'm okay with this.


But seriously, OP's character should manipulate (if possible redeem) the evil party for a time, meanwhile he helps people, bringing at least some hope to this mess of a world.

The important part, STAY ANONYMOUS, if the sues discover learn of you, you are fucked.

>>15407481
>>15407473

>>15407085
>R-Type references.

Holy shit, another fa/tg/uy likes R-Type? Awesome.

Sorry, nothing on-topic to contribute, just had to react to someone else who likes my favorite shmups.

>>15407440
This.
From what you've said OP it sounds like the Sues attacked you cause they were mad about you being more heroic than them.
If they said IC that you were Evil, show them how wrong they were and how wrong they'll always be.
The best revenge would be aspiring to the absolute heights of heroism, and saving the whole damn world.
>>15407473
>>15407481
BRILLIANT

Being the good guy might work.

Mostly because Steampunk Space Marines.

>>15407096

alright, expanding on this.

despite her claim to goodness, the vampire chick is clearly evil. summon every cleric, paladin and vampire hunter you can find and regal them with tales of her actions.

the angel chick? I think its time you brought her behavior to the attention of her church. If you can manage a summons, call direct and get a higher-ranked celestial to pay her a visit.

playing collateral damage man means lots of grieving and angry family members. Give them a way to direct their rage. And with the right magic, corpses mean angry undead out for revenge on the one responsible for their demise.

>>15407494
1. Call it the Valiant and invent several genres of music hundreds of years early. Declare yourself the Master of the world.
2. ???
3. The drums, the never-ending drums!

Be the goodest good guy that ever gooded, just to piss em off more.

They killed you because you were stealing their thunfer, now actually do it on purpose.

I love it OP.

>Mad Scientist
>Other party member is a robot

Why the FUCK haven't you built yourself a god damn battlesuit yet?

I'm pretty sure you can fake hiring them for a job that's a foolproof trap once you have the resources. For bonus points, don't kill them, just take their stuff and leave them horribly crippled and ugly. Mary Sues cannot stand being ugly. Ever.

>ctrl + f
>Oscar

Seriously?

>>15407542
THIS THIS THIS.

One of the Mary Sues is an Angel, so call someone higher up than her to fucker her up for being evil. It'll take you all of FIVE SECONDS to remove an entire character from the equation. Plus, with the Vampire being slain by the Archangel when he or she shows up to retrieve the other Angel, you'll have killed two Mary Sues with one stone.

Two words OP:

Explosive Runes.

You can defeat anybody with them.

OP, look no further than the story of Alphonse Kapown, the Patron Saint of Making Mary Sues Mad as Hell.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/10674975/10693458

>>15407545
>>15407467
>>15407494
OP, you need to build this. YOU NEED TO.

Get a "map" to buried loot. The horde of a warrior guild of legend. Hire thugs and peasants to dig a mine to it. You get a portal, put it in the deepest part of the mine, use it to check up on their progress from time to time. There is no loot. You have an enchanter make a bunch of bullshit items look truly amazing, do it on the cheap if you want. Load the tunnel with explosives, or have it near a magma vein. Trap. invite party members...all of them, to the tunnel after making a big discovery to share the fantastic riches. fools will be blindly motivated by greed. The GM's dont need to know too much about the tunnel. it has a security system as far as they are concerned. Well, here is the awesome part. in tunnel, deep, near portal, you blow the entrance, play innocent! the thugs have sealed you in but we can work a way out. Nah, step thru portal, blow the rest of the tunnel, flood it with magma and falling rocks. If more then a few survive, i call BS. Either way, awesome, and its not like you are overseeing it too much, so it doesn't draw too much suspicion, just you paying goons to dig the mine while you guys adventure. nothing wrong at all...untill they are all molten slag.

>>15407566
Oscar is for generally bad games. This one's players wronged OP specifically. It calls for IC vengeance, not a game-ending character.

>>15407575
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8200732/

skip to post 8201518

>>15407554

Seconding this notion.

>>15407587
Complete with black suit and goatee! Do it, OP! Charming, polite, sinister madmen are in-fashion again!

>>15407606
As a rather new /tg/ visitor, I'm curious about that Oscar thingie.

>>15407594

obey, and then build cock lasers.

>>15407576

Aw yeah I remember this story.

What the fuck are you doing? These people are vile villains who can't stop and use their spells to heal a sick child, who tried to kill you because they are so deluded that they think YOU are the villain? And your response is, what, to prove them right? No. Fuck no. Here's what you do. You tell these chucklefucks you're working with that there are going to be some changes around here, and two-bit villainy for villainy's sake isn't going to cut it anymore. You take your crew down to the town that was destroyed by the falling dragon, and you tell them that you've made a mistake defending those pieces of shit, and tell them they tried to kill you for making them look bad when you tried to heal an innocent child. And then you give the other party the biggest slap in the fucking face they can imagine. you know how? You know what you're going to do?

>>15407728
You're going to build a hospital. You're going to use SCIENCE and all you've learned about killing people to help them instead. Mad scientist? Cure goddamn cancer. These three nations are at war? well, what do the average citizens think? I'm not betting they're too happy about having to fend for their very lives at the whim of the assholes in charge. I bet they're not too happy that their friends and family are fighting and dying for a cause they probably don't believe in.

But they can believe in you. You, the kind man who was trying to make his way in a cruel world that forgot you, just like they are. you who were misled by those falsely carrying the banner of good, as they are. You, who faced death for doing the right thing, but who got back up, took the new cybernetic implants in stride, and turned back around to become the only true face of good in this world. Just like they will be, when your hospital is done.

It's time to transcend petty politics and revenge schemes, and make something of yourself. But if word gets back to the sue team that all three nations hate them now because they tried to kill the great revitalizer because he healed a little boy, they'll probably start feeling pretty shitty. Consider that a bonus.

>>15407625

Oscar is basically just a lowlife stoner bachelor stereotype that does nothing but light up all day and eat snack food, yet inexplicably keeps upending any freeform RP setting he's introduced into.

>>15407576
this , i couldnt remember the name to link but this a thousand times this.

or breed these and release them upon the world in hordes

>>15407735

The GM would probably shoot this down, the dimwitted ass he is according to OP's story.

>>15407610
>>15407575

Wait, am I missing something? How is 6d6 damage supposed to be a game breaker?

>>15407735
>>15407728
I support this.

>>15407576
FUCK. YES.

>>15407735
>>15407728
And so my glorious mission begins.

>>15407728
>>15407735

And just in case you need some extra backup, train a legion of nurses in the arts of kicking ass and defending the weak.

>>15407728
>>15407735

Holy shit

>>15407766

Godspeed OP, godspeed.

>>15407837

Damn, forgot my image.

Supporting the hospital idea. Don't be afraid to be over the top about it, btw. I'm talking a network of hospitals all over the goddamned place, possibly with some kind of magic-based rapid response service. You go and revolutionize medicine in that setting, OP. You revolutionize the everloving FUCK out of it.

Oh, and if you're feeling really dickish, dedicate a branch to the sissy throwing arm of whichever one of the Sues tossed you off the bridge. Seriously, you could name it Our Lady of the Scrawny Deltoid or some shit.

And for bonus points, set it up to specialize in oncology.

>>15407576
Holy shit, Kapown is a fantastic story.

Though I'm honestly surprised the GM just didn't "rocks fall" the entire steampunk city.

On a side note, does your character have a German accent?

>>15407993
Yep. I figured, Mad Scientist, why not.

Alternately, you could recruit some /tg/-regulars to make the /tg/ dream team:
Old Man Henderson, Oscar, Kromgol, and The Emperasque.

>>15408013

>>15408004
Good.
Now that that's out of the way, get cracking on informing that heretic Angel's church of her sins.

>>15408027
>>15408013

Don't forget James Bond the crab.

>>15408037

And Tordek

OP and other elegan/tg/entlemen I must say that this thread has been quite awesome. I am interested in hearing how things turn out with your plans OP, upon such time as they come to fruition.

Seriously, just post a link to the game and we'll assist you on your way to world domination.

Kromgol: A 1e half-orc fighter that was a poster's father's character, his sheet discovered after said father had passed on. Kromgol is mighty and incapable of failure, because he is Kromgol.

Old Man Henderson "won" Call of Cthulhu... largely by being insane at the outset of the campaign... though dropping a yacht from a helicopter onto a penthouse apartment may have helped.

Oscar is self-explanitory. Bachelor Mundane Stoner who upends overdramatic RPs.

The Emperasque is a combination of the god-emperor of mankind and the terrasque. He is 120% awesome.

May I also suggest we add Joe: the Magic Hobo, Commisar Fucklaw. And any of our LARPer heroes? Maybe Boone, Ruby, or Leman Russ?

>>15407766

Here's hoping that you make that hospital. If those Sues try to kill you for being so ungodly evil (they thought healing some random dude was bad, they are going to flip shit when you are curing cancer and saving lives ), then everyone will hate them. They won't get their gear. They won't get quests or info. They won't get anything because they killed the one good thing in the world.

Here's hoping that we get an epic tale of how this works out.

And most importantly, good luck.

We should archive this, for last reference.

>>15407576
I try to follow this link but it gives me a 404 not found.
Would one of you scholarly gents be so kind as to provide a synopsis?

>>15408319
>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/10674975/#10693458
Fixed the link, was missing a #.

>>15408404
Thank you, good sir.

Thread = Archived
For reference in case OP comes back in the future with updates.

Op, my advice is to not try and get revenge at all. Seriously, in the end, you will have gotten your revenge by refusing to stoop to their level. Recover. Rebuild. Try and get the evil group to go neutral or maybe even good. Help people out, innocent people. Try and stop the ongoing war that your party profited off of. Never go for vengeance. Forget them. Build a utopia. Just keep going positive. It sounds like your character was the nicest dude ever. The best way to show those fuck how badass you are, is to still be the nicest dude ever, even after they ripped out your goddamn eyes.

These are the threads that make it all worth it.

>>15408456
In case? Nonsense. OP is an honorable man with a genuine and convincing tale of betrayal. I expect updates from the war front.

Favorite ideas from thread so far: report the sorceress to which ever power she swears allegiance to (and one poster suggested this could remove the pain in the neck vampire). Fuck collateral damage guy over by making him answer to the families of the victims of his negligence.

Of course the purpose isn't to really kill them in these means, but to make them suffer and for the world to know their deeds. The divine sorceress loses standing with her god, the warrior becomes feared and hated for the destruction he brings... and you outshine all the good they could ever aspire to when you build your FANTASTIC FLYING CITY! Steampunk marines included. I suggest as stated, analyzing Mr. Sniper robot friend as start for the development of these valiant soldiers.

OP, if you do go for the hospital idea, I would suggest you make damn certain everything is above the table and unequivocally good. The Sues will probably try to find a way to get it to seem like you're using the hospital for nefarious purposes (which would be easy to do since you're a MAD SCIENTIST and all). Maybe get the good GMs on your side, convince them beyond a shadow of a doubt that the hospital is totally kosher, or something similar.

Can't say I agree with the hospital idea. It sounds cool to hear about but to actually do its "eh". Anyways, here's how it plays out:
1. You start building a hospital
2. They find out the "evil" guy is building a hospital and set out on a quest to kill you
3. They kill you because they are stronger then you
4a. No one cares
4b. People care initially, they kill them.
4c. People sort of care, they rewrite history and claim you have done great injustices. No one defends you.

Your character seems very pragmatic. Painting a bullseye on yourself for MORALS is not pragmatic. Justice is the way to go.

I suggest bringing in Alphonse Kapown and his friends.

Plus Kharn, Drew the Lich, and Inquisitor K59.