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>Sidestep to your left
>This thread has been deleted
>OOOOOOOH, nasty!

Rolled 4

>>21393908
I ready and strike again! "HAAA!!!!"

Rolled 1

Echowinds is struck by the goblin. 50/50 chance of survival.

Rolled 9

>>21393908
also thanks fer the info i keep forgetting about the strength bonus.
>rubs hands
magic items!!

>>21393937
well now I hope i live xP

>>21393928
seriously what is with these bad rolls tonight?

>>21393908
Also I found the thread once again with use of the /tg/ cataloger

Rolled 20 + 1

>>21393955
I invoked the wrath of sidestepping to the left :(
Hopefully we won't mistake some potion for poison. :C

Attack roll for whatever round we're in

>>21393976
ha you couldn't be your fault, you're still alive!

Rolled 2

"Perhaps we should retreat?!"

I toss the flask of oil into the enemy's midst.

>>21393994
"Depends on if I'm still Alive Mate!"

>>21393996
Yeah, the goblins only rolled 1 damage.

Rolled 1 + 1

>>21393976
Damage accordingly.
"Aye, lads, fall back, I'll try an' busy 'em while ye flee."
I have no idea what my HP is like

>>21393994
"We are all going to die."
>>hansolo wearegoingtodie.gif

>>21394008
Oh good, I will fall back and secure our retreat so I don't die.

"Hold On Lads I'll secure the retreat!"

>>21394022
You're on 7.

>>21394022
sokay neither do i! whycantiholdallthesewhys.jpg

Rolled 10, 14, 19, 20 = 63

Fig'Tard holds the line as the others fall back

Rolled 5

>>21394048
You take one hit

>>21394053
oh god, I can't hold THAT line.

Can I retreat now, or do I get a parting attack roll?

>>21394065
Yeah, you can make an attack. Who knows, might even kill one and cause their retreat

>>21394065
No bro retreat the heck out of that!

"Come On Fig! The exit's Clear!"

Rolled 20 + 1

>>21394065
Parting swing before I tuck my tail between my legs and bravely run away!

>>21394093
Sure, go for it

Rolled 1 + 1

>>21394090
Damage roll before my head's smashed in and my heart's cut out and my liver's removed and my bowels unplugged and my nostrils raped and my bottom burned off and my pen--

>>21394114
+5 for the monty python reference hahaha

Rolled 6

>>21394104
Sorry. I erased my other name. >.>
Hucking a knife as I book it away from the goblin offensive line.

>>21394131
"Shit! MY KNIFE!"

I do not go back for it.

>>21394114
You hit the goblins and flee. Wounded themselves, they're not particularly interested in following.
You find yourselves back in the entrance room. You're pretty sure that the exit to the north leads back to the room with the goblins. An unexplored hall lies to the west, and there's a passage back outside

>>21394131
I roll to break their morale by yelling

"OIE YOU GILDTED SODS YOUR SCALY MOTHERS ARE CALLIN YE, YELLOW SCALERS!"

>>21394145
*pantpantpant*

"You two are all sorts of f*cked up. We should probably go back into town and fix you up?"

>>21394155
The goblins feelings are hurt.

>>21394145
What;s my hp DM? pretty dang low if its at a fifty fifty to live

>>21394163
I'm alright with this.

"Yer, I could use a good pint right about now."

>>21394167
Now down to 3.
It was 50/50 because on a d6 damage, 4 or more would kill you

>>21394163
50-50 on a d6 means you were at 3 hp. You're now at 2 and so am I, I think.
>>21394163
"Nothin' 'at beer, bread, bed, an' wenches cannae fix..." I feed my wound a splash of beer from my wineskin as I stumble outside

>>21394202
You head back to town and spend a week healing from the injuries. Fig'Tard and EchoWinds are back to full health.
Fig'Tard, at 1001 XP you're nearly halfway to levelling

How did I miss this!?

Someone catch me up and someone else get me a scotch and a woman

>>21394233
"Excellent, gentlemen!"

I purchase another flask of oil, a replacement dagger, some iron rations, and pay back Echo with my share of the loot.

>>21394233
Im betting in that time ive cleaned up the loot from the rat room and distributed it to my fellows.

I say we head back to the caves
"Im feelin pretty rested lets attack those caves again!"

>>21394245
>How did I miss this!?
>scotch and a woman
"Aye, we ought finish wot we started. A genocide on 'ose greenskin buggards o' Mistamere"

What the everyliving fuck is going on here?

>>21394245
Made a deal with the Kobolds, a weirdo named Samael agreed to help keep Bargle from escaping, met a crazy lady who says she's Samael's wife, and fought some more goblins in a cave near Samael's lair
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21384050/

>>21394278
Sounds good. Should be easy too, can't imagine they've made much in naught but a cave filled with scrap.

>>21394245
dont feel bad i joined up at us attacking teh caves

>>21394258
Getting iron rations would mean you're all out of cash. You could get regular rations and pay off Echo too though

>>21394245
"Greetings, stranger. I'm just someone brought along to give this outfit some credibility. Name's Jenai."

>>21394324
>regular rations
>spoil within 24 hours after entering a dungeon
>weigh 7x more
>totally not a trap option

>>21394286
We're playing this awesome new game from TSR called Dungeons and Dragons.

>>21394290
Do I get a synchronized RP bonus for not reading that since IC I wouldn't know?

>>21394347
Maybe you just take a packed lunch as you go, and the rest is either credit with local merchants or kept in the tavern's ice room.

>>21394324
That one then! Regular rations and paying off Echo.
Thanks for keeping track of my gp for me.

>>21394348
Google Dead ale wives dnd and you'll see what we do.

>>21394371
Did not reading that kill any monsters or earn gold? Because if not, then no.

>>21394347
>>21394373

I like you, DM. You keep us from dying of starvation.

>>21394374
Our DM is a gracious and fair man.
>>21394381
Is that where she fails her saving throw and now she's helpless?
>>21394386
I agree, more murder! I catch Robert Downy-soft Jr. up on the happenings, our peace pact with the kobolds and mission to kill all goblins.

>>21394386
I've got to go get something to eat briefly! I'll be back as swiftly as possible - 10 minutes or so. I want to come along on whatever adventures happen, but if that means popping in from behind the group, thieflike, that's ok too!

>>21394386
It helped me slay some whores, does that count?

>>21394386
how much gold was allocated to each member after our last excursion? we got some gp from the stone room and some dirty silver and gold from the rats.

Also if I have enough GP i would like to buy some iron rations not all my gp's worth but enough to keep me and another going.

>>21394409
no the one with 8bit graphics calling DnD satan's game. famous line- "I attack the Darkness!"

>>21394415
You each got 20gp. 10sp were left over, and went to you as part of Jenai's debt

>>21394413
Be more specific. I need you to check Gary Gygax's Whore Encounter Table.

>>21394438
>Gary Gygax's Whore Encounter Table
roll 1d100, on 1-99, you get VD. on 100, she's preggers?

>>21394438
Thanks, i should lookup the prices of rations and such.

>I need you to check Gary Gygax's Whore Encounter Table.
>_>

>>21394438
1-10 Slovenly Trull
11-25 Brazen Strumpet
26-35 Cheap Trollop
36-50 Typical streetwalker
51-65 Saucy Tart
66-75 Wanton Wench
76-85 Expensive Doxy
86-90 Haughty Courtesan
91-92 Aged Madam
93-94 Wealthy Procuress
95-98 Sly Pimp
99-100 rich Panderer

>>21394438
I defeated the vile redhead server girl in the barn.

Slew the farm girl in the bar.

and had a random encounter with the cat thief.

Rolled 76

>>21394471
Or you could just leave it up to chance

how the fuck did you pull that up though?

I haven't really been paying attention to rations. From now on I will, whenever you go home to rest your money and rations are consumed as board and meals.

>>21394493
DM has sneaky ways...
>i think he's the ghost of Gygax....O_O

>>21394493
Unfortunately, the doxy is so expensive that defeating her yielded only as much XP as you lost by giving up treasure to her.

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Rolled 9

>>21394493
>76-85 Expensive Doxy
>An archaic English term for prostitute, mistress or love slave.

I'm okay with this.

I return!

>>21394513
glad that shit was an accidental roll

well fine, back to the castle then!

>>21394502
I prefer to consume tavern food over my rations. Save those for deeper dungeons <3

>>21394516
and i will leave to go grab some fast food, 10min chaps, let me battle with my bretheren whilst i am gone.
also would like to purchase 2 iron rations before i leave with them.

>>21394513
>Slovenly Trull
You attempt get with a cute redhead, but it turns out she's Rick Astley

Okay, back to the adventure. Do you want to go into the castle proper, or continue in the caves?

>>21394539
Oh, and that reminds me, you still have that mysterious unopened hatbox from before.

>>21394543
>Rick Astley
doesnt matter had sex

>>21394552
I KNOW! im waiting for an option to detect magic. I keep forgetting to ask!

>>21394552
Since I'm the resident "fuck with it" guy, I'll open the hatbox. I'm in need of a good tophat anyways

>>21394567
I will open it regardless when I return!

>>21394567
Robert Downy Jr. has that waterskin of glowy water

>>21394567
Someone lends you a little water from the magic fountain. It does not glow.
The box is tied shut with a piece of string

>>21394575
"Get yer grubby fingers of me pack you braggard! I've been packing this hatbox around I will open it when I'm good and ready" I push Robert away.

>>21394552
Might be an enchanted hat? Let's have a hireling open it in a crowded room. If it's dangerous, at least he won't die alone..

>>21394543
If we all go into the caves, we can revenge ourselves and practice team synergy.

>>21394575
>>21394580
How do you open it?

>>21394596
I whip out the hatbox and untie it's string and peek inside

>>21394596
Don't make me cast sleep on you. I take the hatbox and untie the string

>>21394611
>>21394607
CAREFULLY like i do everything

>>21394607
>>21394614
untie the string, then cut a hole in the side with my dagger. Remove hat through bottom.

>>21394611
>>21394614
HA HA! You fall victim to the deadly "poison string" trap. Roll a saving throw vs poison, Echowinds.

>>21394614
"Do what you will Wizzard, It's my hat box and thats that.

Rolled 3

>>21394631
lets go /tg/dice

"ARG, DANG WIZARD I SAID I WANTED TO OPEN IT LATER!" Rollin for dwarven foratitude

>>21394647
hahaha i fail at this game

>>21394606
"I'm surry fer naught listenin te ye arlier Jenai."

>>21394647
>>21394629
"Looks like the dwarf just saved your life through sheer possessive stubborness."

Rolled 3

>>21394647
Dang. You only needed an 8. Rolling for damage.

Inside the box are scraps of rotted velvet, but within the mess you find a platinum hat pin worth 100gp

>>21394679
On the plus side, that means 105XP for you. Want to rest a few more days or go on to the dungeon?

>>21394669
You'll learn to trust my superior wisdom. (my face if I have the highest Wis stat out of the party. The thread vanished, so I am afraid I don't recall my stats, or the others' stats - and I don't think i ever knew my HP.)

>>21394679
"Ey, lookit 'at, lad. Ye could put in yer beard!"

>>21394679
I promptly snatch up the hat pin and firmly declare "We're sharin the proceedes from this mongst teh group" looking pointedly at the Wizard Robert "Unless it lewks gerd in muh Beard!"

>>21394695
You actually do. Apart from Rubyleaf, the NPC elf. Do you want him/her to come along?

And 5 hp

>>21394712
I'm down to 5hp then? I like the exp thanks!

Rubyleaf Forestfriend (Elf 1)
Str 7 -1
Int 15 +1
Wis 14 +1
Dex 11
Con 13 +1
Cha 14
HP 7/7
XP 1295
AC 2
Platemail, Shield
Sword (1d8-1), Longbow (1d6), 20 arrows
Backpack, Iron Rations, Rope 50', 2 small sacks, 1 large sack, Wolfsbane, torch
Spellbook: Comprehend Languages, Hold Portal, Read Magic
76gp 681sp 200cp

Fig'Tard (Dwarf 1)
STR 15 +1 +5%
INT 8 -1
WIS 7 -1
DEX 16 +2
CON 10
CHA 5 -2
HP 8/8
XP 1001
AC -1
Plate Mail, Shield +1
Sword (1d8+1) Dagger (1d4+1) Crossbow (1d6) 20 bolts
Backpack, Iron Rations, Small Hammer, 12 pitons, Rope 50', Wolfsbane, Wineskin (mostly full), torch, mirror
2 garnets (100gp each, in breeches) citrine (10gp) Amber with beetle (100gp)
288gp 1363sp 643cp

Echowinds (Dwarf 1)
STR 15 +1 +5%
INT 7 -1
WIS 11
DEX 10
CON 13 +1
CHA 15 +1
HP 6/9
AC 2
XP 286
Plate Armour, Shield
Sword (1d8+1), Dagger (1d4+1)
Backpack, 4xIron Rations, Small Hammer, 12 pitons, Rope 50', Wolfsbane, Wineskin (half full)
Platinum Hatpin (100gp)
27gp 138sp 600cp

Robert Downey Jr. (Magic-User 1)
STR 9
INT 13 +1 +5% Speaks Draconic
WIS 6 -1
DEX 9
CON 14 +1
CHA 12 +1
HP 5/5
AC 9
XP 67
Silver Dagger (1d4)
Backpack, Iron rations, holy water, lantern, 5 flasks of oil, Tinder box, Mirror, Waterskin (full of magic water), Wineskin (full)
2 small sacks, 2 large sacks.
Spellbook: Sleep, Shield, Read Magic
17gp 105sp 63cp

Jenai Ky Ovat (Thief 1)
STR 8 -1
INT 12
WIS 12
DEX 9
CON 13 +1
CHA 10
HP 5/5
AC 7
XP 28
4 Daggers (1d4, melee 1d4-1) Shortbow (1d6) 20 arrows
Leather Armour, Thief's tools, Backpack, 2xRations, Tinderbox, 2 Small Sacks, Rope 50', Waterskin (full), Wineskin (full), 6 torches, 3 flasks oil, wolfsbane

>>21394729
and if im down to 5hp ill sit the next fight out to heal up in town then join back up with the group.

Brb going to get food, con fading...need rations...

>>21394729
6. Jenai has 5.

>>21394743
then yada yada time lapse, full health TO THE CASTLE!

>>21394712
>>Two tanks, three ranged support sounds pretty solid. With two casters, that's neat too.

"I think Rubyleaf should come. I leave it up to the group consensus."

"As to where we should go next, I say we should go back to those caves and clear them out before we tackle the castle. Couldn't hurt to brush up on my tactics, and make a bit more money before we plunge into the real mess. Again, I leave it up to the vote."

>>21394748
While I rest in town to get my 3hp back I shall procure mats and make some studded leather armor for Jenai and Grubbins. So long as i dont spend all my 27gp.

>>21394778
wait, there are caves separate from the castle? How much have I been drinking?

>>21394778
"Ruby been with us since the beginnin', lad. O'course s... h... the elf comes!"

votin' caves

>>21394793
>studded leather
what be this thing ye speak of?

>>21394799
Yes and no. They're the parts from the solo adventure, so they make a good level 1 for the new character. They're connected to the goblin lair, which you've worked out must be on level 3

>>21394843
Is it possible to dead end this dungeon? like, die so many times that you never reach level X for the door?

also, go to the adventure

After an hour's walk you reach the cave entrances. The one you entered before, to reach the statue room, another one to the west, and the big cave where Samael lives

>>21394865
Man, that's one room that doesn't matter. You can always win by getting hirelings with the offers of half shares and burying the enemy beneath your corpses.

>>21394869
Clear statue cave first, then other cave, up till we find the castle, then retreat and clear castle floor 2. yuz?

>>21394869
I lick a dagger's edge, remembering the one I left in a goblin somewhere in the cave.

Quietly, I whisper:
"What say we get back at these filthy yellow bastards? They might be ready for us this time though."

>>21394895
Right. Which way do you want to go, east the way you went before, north in what you think is a shortcut to the goblins, or west to unexplored rooms?

>>21394913
West

>>21394909
But now you have me! Hello! Homewreckers are here! Where are the residents!

>>21394930
You go down a 20 foot corridor to a 30 foot room. It's filled with piles of rust.There's an exit to the west.

Rolled 3

>>21394957
I hide everything made of metal on my person

perception is d6? I look around because my magic schooling warned me of rust monsters, but it might have just been an elaborate troll

>>21394957
"I don't like this."
I head to the west, quietly, carefully.

Rolled 3

>>21395009
There is a branch leading off north, and the corridor continues west for a while. Up ahead you see a yellow-brown creature, like a big armadillo but with long feathered antennae on the sides of its snout. It sniffs the air, and begins to approach the well armoured dwarves and elf.
Someone roll for the party's initiative.

Rolled 4 + 2

>>21395053
Initiative initiate!

>>21395053
You need a 17 to hit the Rust Monster

>>21395077
Party goes first. Round 1, FIGHT!

Rolled 5

>>21395053
"Oh that thing looks horrible.."

Rolled 3

>>21395091
That was a 1d6 initiative roll. Rolling now for attack with mah bow. Do I get a backstab attack?

Rolled 4

>>21395089
I pick up a rock and throw it, if anybody asks for shield I'll cast it, fuck this shit man

Rolled 12 + 2

>>21395089
I shoot it with my crossbow.
How big is a big armadillo? bigger than a halfling?

Rolled 7

>>21395107
derp, d20

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>>21395091
Actually rust monsters make great pets. As long as you have timber framing and use plastic utensils

>>21394843
leather with metal studs imbedded to up the armor's AC but keep the fluidity of movement of the leather armor. although from your response im guessing it doesn't exist in this setting?

>>21395105
No. I rolled to see if you were moving silently and you failed. If it were in a room large enough for you to sneak behind the enemy, I'd allow another attempt but this is a corridor.

>>21395109
I think they're about as big as a horse, having 5hd

Rolled 2

>>21395137
Nope. It's either leather armour with bits of metal, or chainmail with bits of leather.

Rolling for Rubyleaf

>>21395105
>>21395109
>>21395115

;_; We're not having the best of luck.
"Friend elf, echo, this is all on you."

Rolled 1

>>21395152
more rocks but I dont' think it's my turn again

whatever, the problem is, even if I cast sleep on it, we can't stab it because it will rust, or in my case tarnish

>>21395179
I'm not sure if i came with? However I will set out from town to meet up with my compatriots!
"Onward HO!"

>>21395183
But if you cast sleep on it, we can CRUSH it with a big rock..

>>21395183
It looks too big for sleep to effect it (4HD is the limit)

>>21395168
i getcha, maybe if I can get smarter i might beable to craft something?

>>21395205
The rust monster politely waits for you to arrive

Rolled 14

>>21395210
there's a limit!? Damn, wizards were nerfed in this system

>>21395226
that's quite cordial of it, as soon as i get there I thank the rust monster.

"Thank you for waiting Monster of Rusts"

>>21395226
I become a walking spell book for my companions because I can no longer stay awake myself

I'll be back guys

Rolled 4

>>21395238
It attack simultaneously with you. The politeness was all a ruse to get your delicious shield.

>>21395124
+10 internets to you Dungeon Master for showing me things i missed in Futurama

>>21395266
>Aight bro sleep well!

Rolled 20

>>21395268
I aim my strike at its featherly stalks to try to cut them off
"WARG!!"

Rolled 14

>>21395268
I try to arrow it in the brain, shouting.

"Over here! Hey, horrible thing! OVER HERE!"

>>21395309
You hit. 17 or better, remember.

Rolled 1

>>21395327
rolling damage!

Rolled 1, 12 = 13

Rolling for Rubyleaf and RDJ

>>21395333
>typical haha
I got plus 1 to the attack right? I have a hard time remembering sorry : (

>>21395352
Yep, attack and damage

>>21395327
>>21395309

No critical hits?

>>21395333
You get +1 for your strength, n'est pas?

Rolled 8 + 2

>>21395348
You should have +1 on attack and damage for melee
>>21395348
Round 2 crossbow bolt go!

>>21395369
no crits, but 20 is auto hit

>>21395369
I think those are in expert rules, and I haven't checked that part of them. 20's just always a hit

Rolled 9

Now the Rust Monster's round 2 attack

Rolled 6, 11 = 17

>>21395389
Now the spellcasters attacl

Rolled 12

>>21395389
rolling to hit!

Dwarven yell! "AHOOOGA!"

Rolled 13

>>21395389
Round 3
FIGHT

>>21395399
Moar bolts!

Rolled 6 + 2

>>21395430
now with dice

Rolled 2

It seems this has devolved into a slap fight.

Rolled 1, 7 = 8

>>21395440
That was the rust monster BTW

Round 4

>>21395448
The Elf and Mage continue to do nothing!

Rolled 16

>>21395448
Round 4 - FIGHT!

>Echo still needs to go for Round 3

Rolled 7, 20 = 27

>>21395448
"AHHHHHHHH!! DIE YOU FOUL FAKE POLITER!!!!"

>>21395467
I did. Didn't I? ill roll twice just in case.

>>21395467
I thought he had, but it depends on whether he got an attack on round 1. If you want, Echo, make 2 attacks

Rolled 10 + 2

>>21395448
I flail around uselessly and shoot my crossbow away from the rust monster in an attempt to hit it. Reverse psychology dice

I'm getting kicked out of my internet spot. I'll have to play again tomorrow. what time do we get together? I'm on holiday tomorrow.

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>>21395486
D :

>>21395500
Around 10pm Central Australian Time, which I think is about 8 or 9 EST.

>>21395500
sorry mate, honestly I just try to jump on the train after it's half way out of the station.

>>21395503
20, man. You hit.

Rolled 4

>>21395520
>wasn't sure if you would allow it

Rolled 4

>>21395486
Oooh! I thought he was fightin' on Round 1.

I'm gonna roll for Round 5 and flee. Peace folks!

>>21395532
+1
>sheepish grin

>>21395535
See ya!

>>21395535
Bye, see you tomorrow. Or later today, or whenever.

Rolled 4

Now the rust monster goes

Rolled 18, 11 = 29

>>21395570
Round 5. This could end up being the longest battle yet. But hey, plenty of XP at the end

Rolled 6

>>21395580
ARROW'D

Rolled 2

>>21395589
rolllllannnnnn

Rolled 16 + 2

>>21395580
Think like an elf, think like an elf, think like an elf.
"is cave would look so much better with a li'l flower 'ere an' 'ere"

Rolled 9

I guess I roll for Jenai now too

Rolled 2

>>21395616
awright! Eat a bolt, rustmonster!

>>21395627
Your bolt strikes the rust monster and it finally collapses, dead.
60XP, or 63 if you have a 5% bonus

>>21395626
I could roll for him but we both know how that would end.

>>21395638
woah sweet! anything worth salvaging inside it's remains? also I check my weapon and make sure it's cleaned of the rustmonsters juices.

"Twas a fearsome beast fer sour, hopefully we find some good loot beyond it!"

>>21395638
yaaay, 63 for me.
I keep the frak away from its corpse.
"North maybe, lads?"

>>21395641
Well, you're in the rust room. You search the place and find 10 small garnets in the room, their value about 60gp each. Another 120XP or 126 XP. There's the long corridor to the west, the branch going north, and back to fight the goblins

>>21395661
You won't catch me going near it, "One o' ye leather wearin' chaps ought to sort it out."

>>21395688
i put them in my pack for now

>>21395672
With that, you're halfway to levelling.

>>21395672
congratz man!

>>21395688
"lets look north before we go fight them goblins"

>>21395688
Daw, I missed out on adding to my family jewels.
Oh well, maybe I can buy them out with later treasure.

>>21395744
no worries I'll share them when we're safely out.

Rolled 5

>>21395672
Heading west, and then turning north you come to a 60 foot by 30 foot room. There is a door at the northeast corner. Inside are two skeletons. The kind animated by Ray Harryhausen, not the regular kind.
Roll for initiative. You need 12s to hit

Rolled 1

>>21395758
rolling for inititive!

Rolled 4 + 2

>>21395755
Greedy dorf just fancies shiny rocks over shiny coins. Call it a personal quest.
>>21395758
Rollin' initiative

>>21395765
I should let you roll initiatives with your plus 2's

Rolled 19, 19, 7 = 45

>>21395765
I guess party goes first. Rolling for all the guys afk

>>21395780
gotta love that 16 dex

Rolled 4 + 1

>>21395789
with rolls like that, why should we even bother?
sword slash and shield bash!

Rolled 5, 6 = 11

>>21395789
The archers hit! Skeletons are not immune to arrows, presumably due to extremely brittle bones

Rolled 1

>>21395789
rolling for that hit!

"Have AT the Skellington!"

>>21395801
And dead.
Quickest combat, over in the first die roll. 4 XP all round!

Rolled 1

>>21395813
Time for a stonecunning check, because.

Rolled 11

>>21395813
loot the bodies! QUICKLY!! then proceed to go to the northeast corner door

"Thank's archers may yur arrows evar be true!"

Rolled 37

>>21395830
The door is locked. Jenai has 15% chance of picking it.

>>21395827
This room is an old construction, and the floor is not sloped or untrue in any way. There are no traps, sliding doors, or stress points

Rolled 20

>>21395839
85% chance to forever have it remain closed? Lets wait till he can boost his skill chance.

>>21395868
With your natural 20, you realise that locked doors sometimes have keys which can unlock them. Maybe there's one around here somewhere

>>21395858
"Drat, 'ow boring, an' a well construct door at 'at."
>>21395868
Or until he gains a level

I'm starting to fall asleep guys. What's west of the rust monster room?

>>21395883
Me too, we can wrap it up now or do this last encounter.

You head west to find a room with signs of a struggle. To the north is a room with a large dead snake, and further north of that is a room with a dead goblin and several old bloodspatters. On the path leading there is a branch off to the west, and in the room there you see 4 shadowy figures.

>>21395879
need that to keep my low int boosted hahar!

I search the room just incase to find a key, finding nothing i say we go to the west of the RM room

>>21395910
The room with signs of a struggle also has an exit to the south, leading out of the caves

>>21395910
sorry, my brain can't parse the map right now.

>>21395910
shadowy figures...dont know if we can fight them..but if they can kill things, things can kill them!"

>>21395936
One room leading outside, a few rooms with dead bodies and all the loot taken, and a room to the west with 4 humanoids

>>21395936
ill do my best for the both of us fig

>>21395947
I say we head out, the shadowy figures could be ourselves somehow. maybe. My int isto low.

>>21395936
At least you can say you've done an 18 hour gaming session.

Rolled 1 + 2

>>21395947
We must... clear this cavern. Wait, did we loop into the west caves? Let's mash those monsters.
"Last chamber, lad. Let's clear it an' be done with 'is cavern."

>>21395963
right? this game is awesome DM a big thankyou to you and Fig for sticking it out!

>>21395960
Okay, feeling tired after your great battle with the rust monster, you decide to leave the dungeon and return home.

I'm off to bed, I might be a bit late starting the thread tomorrow, like midnight or 1 instead of 10. Good game though.

>>21395980
Thanks for the awesome time!

Need us to archive on sup/tg/?

>>21395980
fair enoug
>>21395996
IDK how to archive, but it should be castle gygar 4.5

>>21396006
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21393908/

I just called it 5. Archive threads by going here
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html
On the left hand side is a button labelled "Click Here for Request Interface"

>>21396029
fast typer beat me to it!

Upvotes would be nice though.

>>21396050
O.O I always upboat

>>21396094
But do you updog?

>>21396113
all the damn time. I updog when ever i come or go from my home.

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>>21396140
This guy knows what's up

>>21396145
dang right kinderd spirits and the like; I can't imagine a wold without updog

>>21396145

I also know what's up, dog.

I have returned from my heroine binge! now let me catch up...

>>21400304
and fuck. missed it completely, again. curse my sleep schedule and busy life filled with socializing! I was a walking spell book though, so I get xp right? like, some?