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These people are no fun.

Oh god post more

>>22919712
Oh god, how I laughed.

>custom made sunscreen

10/10 that line should have worked.

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>>22919712
Straight to the punchline.

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>>22919712
I like you

I'm now imagining Richard Fontaine on omegle.
And I'm loving it.

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Buckle up.

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>>22920017

>Bob Page

>>22919835
Wait, what?

>>22920017
Go on...

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Surpised he stuck arond for this one.

>>22920057
What the...?

I... testicles... that is not how they work... right?

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>>22920057

>I need, TESTICLE-CHUCKS!

>>22920100
You just got some shitty testicles bro.

>>22920100
>that's not how testicles work

I implore you to reconsider.

>>22920057
Please tell me this one kept going.

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>>22920017
Jesus christ this person types slow.

>>22920158
It did. We blasted the last ninja back to his oriental origins across the pacific with the combined power of our cum cannon.

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O-okay...

>>22920128
Hm. Okay!

This thread has so muh potential

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>>22920203
It's almost like I'm reading a sinopsis of a doujin.

>>22920204

Why are all you faggots disconnecting

I just want to chat with someone from /tg/, no ERP ;_;

>>22920204

Y-you too...

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>>22920128

>>22920183
>get the hell out of here Denton
I fucking lost it

>>22920281
Stream where?

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I said bye, and we parted ways. I'm awkward on fucking Omegle, how is that even possible.

>>22920312
Sorry that's /v/.

I wish I could stream it myself.
>>22920281
WHERE IS THE STREAM?

>>22920312
>>22920327
If I actually had the bandwidth, the movie on my computer, and the knowledge of how to actually stream anything, I would.

Sadly I have none of these things.

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>>22920183
The saga continues.

>>22920395
How are you going to derail it? I must know.

>>22920326
Magnificent.

I would give you a response pic, but that's not the kind of image people want in this thread.

>>22920423
You don't derail something this beautiful. You let it run while increasing the references until the end.

>>22920423
I'm not sure.
Perhaps I'll organize a trip to FEMA, I've already discussed the matter with the senator.

>>22920435

If she ever mentions holding back tears, WHY CONTAIN IT time.

>>22920437
I take it you expect her to be agreeable?

>>22920476
Oh yes.

>>22920504
Maybe you should also bring some disease into it.

Do you think you can infect her?

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>>22920504
I forgot my image.

>>22920231
Would you, by any chance, know the sauce? Inquiring minds want to know just what the hell is happening in that scene.

>>22920526
She sounds like a Flatlander Woman

>>22920526

Imagining your dialogue in the voice of Humphrey Bogart is adding a whole new dimension to my experience.

>>22920604
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxi7JRJrod4

Bob Page is the guy in the white coat.

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Is it shameful I got a boner from this?

>>22920624
No I don't wanna read it again

>>22920649
Could've been better if you would've actually procreated with her.

>>22920649
>I look sexy without trying to look sexy.

10/10 sounds sexy.

>>22919712
Oh god, saved the fuck out of that one.

>>22920548
Shit, I forgot the name, let me check here on my folders.

>>22920649
Though I do wonder if she actually expected me to fuck her in class from the get-go.

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>>22920672
>>22920604
>>22920624
It isn't over yet.

>>22920720
>[Oohira Sunset] Incubus'
Medicine
There. I find it pretty meh, but the line was funny.

>>22920761

Ninjas had better burst through the door on this Lifetime channel movie soon.

>>22920766
Thank you anon, you're a gentleman and a scholar!

>>22920790
That would ruin it, the beauty is in the subtlety.

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I think I ran across a fa/tg/uy on Omegle video once.

>>22920790
Warning, warning! Old men!

>>22920817
is that richard stallman?

>>22920761

>Max Payne
>Deus Ex
>My Entire Childhood

I don't know who you are, but I fucking love you for doing this. This is god's work, son.

screw going sexual I've been screwing with these people all week by just doing /tg/ rps and never getting to any sex.

You awaken deep in a dark murky forest. The landscape is a wash of different greens. You do not recall exactly what brought you here, you assume from the disheveled appearance of your impromptu camp that you must of passed out from exhaustion. You have 5 items in your inventory what are they?

You awaken deep in a dark murky forest. The landscape is a wash of different greens. You do not recall exactly what brought you here, you assume from the disheveled appearance of your impromptu camp that you must of passed out from exhaustion. You have 5 items in your inventory what are they?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like roleplay.

You: You awaken deep in a dark murky forest. The landscape is a wash of different greens. You do not recall exactly what brought you here, you assume from the disheveled appearance of your impromptu camp that you must of passed out from exhaustion. You have 5 items in your inventory what are they?

Stranger: A dagger, a rope, food, water and a penicl and paper (If that can count as one)

You: On close inspection you are surrounded by moss covered trees, you hear howling in the distance and possibly running water off to your left, how do you proceed

>>22920281
Please note: In the original audio for this scene, he screams "I'M SOMEBODY'S MOMMY!" Read his lips and you will see it.

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>>22920761

>>22920913

Keep going. Mention Daedalus and icarus in some way. Or Helios, or Majestic 12, or Vandal Savage and his daughter Tiffany.

>>22920957
>>22920913
Sadly both of us need to go do things, but we've promised to wait for the other, so it will resume shortly.

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>>22920057
I made a screencap.

>>22920990

I'll be waiting too

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>implying I wanted to RP with you anyways, baka

>>22920990
>promised to wait for each other
Fucking heartwarming. You people are beautiful.

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This isn't one of you is it? I am surprise (s)he hasn't disconnected.

>>22920057
This is why ERP with men is way better than ERP with women.

>>22921132
this is glorious

>>22921132
Five to one says it's a fa/tg/uy.

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>>22921132

>>22921225
what a beautiful ending.

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>>22921130
>>22921095
I'm baaack~
Sadly he/she isn't.
Fun fact, the email I used is actually an email I made years ago, I only use it for /tg/ gamefinder threads and forum registers now though. Feel free to dox and send me a dragon dildo if you wish.

Whatever happened to the Chickensmoothie 'invasion', does anyone here know? It all died off after the first roleplay got deleted.

>>22921132
She probably likes that sort of thing, or doesn't know what you're talking about.

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>>22921225
>Then we start to have sex
>Your conversational partner has disconnected

>>22921225
>a creak
Is it bad that this bugs me more than anything else in the transcript?

>>22921282
Why the thread get deleted? I remember that a few days after it started you suddenly needed to have an account on the site, so I stopped following.

>>22921326
The mods cracked down on us because we broke ALL THE RULES.

Stranger: hey

Stranger: f

You: You are the prodigy of a wealthy bureaucrat who has never played by the rules, You find yourself tied in a back room of what appears to be a store house. Only your hands are bound, you have a sling shot in your back pocket and a ring of keys. what is your next move?

Stranger: i try to pull out of 1 hand and use my feet to get the keys

You: you manage to kick the keys towards your hands, but you hands will not budge form the ropes as they are tied tightly.

You: As you do this you hear a rumble off in the distance

Stranger: i scream for help

You: You hear you voice echo around the room, you wait for a response but none comes.

Stranger: i see a unlock fron one of the locks

You: The box near you splits open as you insert the key, the box if filed with what appear to be marbles, you notice one of the corners of the box has a jaged end and appears to have been dropped multiple times.

Stranger: i manged to unhook my hands and grab the marbles

>>22921326
Because the roleplay ended with the characters having sex. And yeah, you need to make and account and have your first post approved, it takes time seeing as the mods don't seem to do it very often.

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There was Longing in her eyes.

>>22921362
that hilarious

>>22919633
>20 mph
Oh dear.

>>22921362

I love you

>>22921362
Truly astounding.

>>22921360
Oh why, why couldn't you keep your mitts out of your trousers fa/tg/uys?

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>>22921362

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>>22921281
HE/SHE'S BAAAAACK.
So tsundere.

>>22921362
>>22921225
>>22920991

OMG?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, GUYS?!

>>22921585
These are hilarious, what are you freaking about?

>>22921575
>"Stupid! I was worried about you!"

Flows so much more naturally with "Baka!"

>>22921601
>it's all the same Stranger

One of these days I want to go into one of these RPs claiming to be an adventurer, and then roleplay out all of our weird CRPG habits.

Have a serious physical description describing myself as an adventurer and what I look like, then end it with "I am over-encumbered, and need to sell or drop my loot." or something. And all of my conversations will be about specific keywords and will suddenly change topics all the time.

"Have you heard any rumours?"
"Do you have any jobs for me?"
"Tell me about the Volus"
"I ask you if you will buy anything from me, and attempt to sell you three daggers and a bottle of beer."

And if they stuck around, I'd suddenly end the conversation with "Goodbye" and attempt to pickpocket them.

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>>22921634
All they wanted was to just some harmless and perhaps even sexy fun on Omegle, instead they got a face-full of concentrated /tg/-grade 'what'.

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>>22921575
>>22921630
Running out of ideas, please respond.

>>22921703
No, you don't want to be a bad guy. If they really push you for hot adventurer sex, ask, "When was the last time you received 'Remove Disease'? I must let you know that I can Detect Lies."

>>22921703

Remember to bring up your incessant hatrid of mudcrabs.

>>22921735
put it in

>>22921703
i used to go in with the line I'm looking for an adventure, and then just start asking questions Like where am I? and What do I have in my inventory?

>>22921735
Tell her about the secret world that no one wants her to know about that her husband was protecting her from. Turn it into an urban fantasy where her husband was secretly investigating paranormal creatures.

>>22921790
Then have the house get attacked by vampires.

Stranger: hiya

You: You are the prodigy of a wealty buracrat who has never played by the rules, You find yourself tied in a back room of what appears to be a store house. Only your hands are bound, you have a sling shot in your back pocket and a ring of keys. what is your next move?

Stranger: Hmmmm, are there any sharp things around me?

You: The room is filled with a number of lock boxes other than that and the keys there do not appear to be any sharp objects

Stranger: can I inch my way over to the lock boxes to open them?

You: your feet are not bound you can walk freely

Stranger: then i would stand up and use my hands behind me to continue trying keys until i open the first lock vox

Stranger: boc

Stranger: box

Stranger: what is inside?

You: the first box contains a drill and a pound of marbles, you hear a low rumble as you open the first box.

Stranger: does the drill have batteries in it?

You: yes it is charged

Stranger: I use the drill to slowly break the ropes tying my arms together.

Stranger: can i do that?

You: pick a number between 1-10

Stranger: 4

>>22921790
Not paranormal, conspiracy! This is Bob Page after all.

>>22921806
You: You stake the drill and with you best double jointed wrist action you attempt to cut your bonds. This could go badly.... some how you miraculously don't even injure your self... the ropes fall to the floor.

Stranger: fantastic. using the keys i open the second box.

Stranger: what is inside?

You: The second box contains a gel substance it glows bright red and appears to omit some form of heat. you have 2 keys remaining.

Stranger: i go back to the marbles and put them in my pocket.

You: the marbles feel cold against the outside of your thigh.

Stranger: hmmmm. ill open up the door to leave and save a key for later.

Stranger: oh, and i take the box with the glowing red substance with me.

Stranger: assuming that i have an arm not in use

You: As you open the door you hear a scream, coming from the the left, you appear to be in a meat packing plant, there is blood all over the metal tables, and a few racks of ribs are hung from the ceiling, there are 4 exits one on each of the walls.

You: The rumble your heard previously grows louder but you cant quite tell where it is coming from.

Stranger: Am I skilled with a slingshot?

You: You have carried this sligshot since you were a young boy mostly for nostalgic reasons, as it was a present from you grandfather. You killed plenty of birds with it in your youth but it hasnt seen much use lately.

Stranger: I'll take that as a yes.

Stranger: Did the screaming sound human off

>>22921826
>>22921806
Take a picture, holy fuck.

>>22921790
This is good, but this >>22921801 is too heavy. Imply that you are not all you seem.

>>22919633
This is harder than I thought it would be...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like rp.

Stranger: (Hi I’m Ali! Long blonde hair and blue eyes. 18) You are my ex-boyfriend. We broke up because your music career took off sending you around the world. After you left I found out I was pregnant. I never told you. 2 years later I have our 2 year old daughter at the park where she runs into you. You don’t know she is your daughter. (If interested please leave your name, description, and continue.)

You: [Hugo Bongo-King] [7' 1" obese black jazz musician cliche]

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


>Fucking racist...

>>22921735
Work your way up to offering to spend the night with her.

>>22921862
Make an offhanded comment that you need to recharge your batteries some time.

>>22921895
Why would she bring up the daughter? Can you fuck the daughter?

I don't know how this roleplay stuff works.

>>22921907
Along with more subtle lines like, "I'm just not wired that way".

>>22921915
Daughter's worth a little extra XP - it's a little bonus for RPing with her over another.

[SPOILER]DIE[/SPOILER]

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>>22921813
>>22921790
>>22921735
All good ideas.

>>22921942
Too much too quick, in my opinion, but of course now you must roll with it.

>>22921942
Should've fucked her.

>>22921942
Don't push this to an overt attack situation. In a purely dramatic sense, it's better to imply threat than actually reveal it.

Plus if you're just saying "let's go!" then there's the possibility that your character is insane.

>>22921987
Yeah, it would have been better if you got a little more intimate first. Not necessarily sex but sort of acted like maybe things were headed that direction.

>>22921942
Slow down man. You're making it too obvious.

>>22921987
>>22922015

OK. Find an excuse to carry her.

>>22922015
>>22921999
>>22921964
>>22921987
And then Bob Page was an escaped mental patient who was hallucinating?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKD5pKzzXvU

Seems appropriate.

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>>22922033
>>22922015
>>22921999
>>22921987
>>22921964
>>22921942
>>22922048
>>22922036
I dropped the ball on this one.
Will attempt to carry her down fire escape.

Okay, I've figured out how to salvage this.

If she doubts it, just visit Mr. Page's friend Walton Simons, who can vouch for his mental health.

>NOPE

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like RP.

Stranger: 15 F usa) we are brother and sister. Our parent passed away about 5 years ago and we were left to take care of ourselves.I have a boyfriend who abuses me but i never tell you until one day me (Jaelyn) and my boyfriend (Bryan) come home one day ad you see that i have ablack eye (I'm half filipino half mexican 5'3 , long black hair, almond shaped hazel eyes, c cup boobs, small but round ass) (if interesred asl and descripition with name then continue)

You: [C3P0, human cyborg relations] GURL, YOU NEED YOURSELF A REEEEAL MAN. MH HMMMMMM.

Stranger: wtf

You: I think your rp doesn't stand for what my rp stands for.

You: do you even roll initiative?

Stranger: wait so ur like a robot correct?

You: ...You... You do know this is the internet, right?

Stranger: ik i m not stupid

I always knew I that coming to /tg/ would reward me.

Oh wow I once did this and basically played a True Fae and practically did a changeling origin story.
It was pretty cool and I lost the log, which saddens me greatly. The trick is to always look like you're going to do something sexual so the teenage girls stay interested and just slowly layer on the weird until they're too invested to just leave.

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>>22922075
>>22922073
To Walter it is.

>>22922128

>Walter

So this was intentional right?

>>22922073
OK. You have to tone it down. They're not organized terrorists, just figurative ones. Nutcase gangsters will do.

>>22921735
>your shaking more than I am
>your

>trying to start silly RP with someone
>only one person goes along
>getting fucked by my Master on a marble floor while I compliment his cock

I did this wrong, I think.

>>22922168
Shut up and suck.

>>22922128
You have to give her a bit more description on the carrying to pull this off.

>>22922168
But it must have felt so good.

>>22922168
logs or didn't happen

>>22922146
Will attempt to run with this.
Or, we could reenact Address Unknown, from the Max Payne series.

>>22922168
I AM INTERESTED.

IN READING.

FOR MASTURBATION.

>>22922193
Yes, describe how you hold her close to your chest, how light she feels in your arms, the smell of your cologne in her nostrils, the dampness of your shirt pressing against her as you break in sweat.

>>22922096
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like Rp.

Stranger: M 15

You: OK, fine. I'll take an AK 74. What are we hunting.

You: *?

Stranger: ? Theres no gun called an m15 its an m16

You: So what the hell is your M 15? A motorway? How the hell are we going to shoot anything with that? Are we going to road traffic accident something to death?

Stranger: Im a guy whose 15

You: Jesus, at least don't abbreviate the abbreviation.

>>22922200
I would suggest getting away from them for a big and hiding somewhere. If you are going to troll this person, you need to put out some huddling together for warmth.

>>22922220
>Cold shoulder

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like RP.

Stranger: hi

You: Hello there.

Stranger: asl

You: 29 / M / Antarctic (GMT+0)

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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>>22922096

>>22922239
>(GMT+0)
I smirked.

>>22922233
Take her to your cottage in the woods, anon.

>>22922239
>cold shoulder
I like your style, anon!

>>22922264
Also, the guys after you killed her fiancee, it's a must.

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>>22922245

Jesus christ.

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>>22922292
>>22922264
>>22922219
>>22922200
Good ideas, I was thinking of the 'men' being mental ward workers, attempting to apprehend me, because Bob Page is fucking nuts.

>>22922245
Ehh, funny endings are better than fucked up ones.

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>>22922197
>>22922213
It's nothing special, you perverts. But, once he's done with me, I'll clean them up so you may read them.

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>>22922319
PANICPANICPANICPANICPANICPANICPANIC

>>22922352
It was a dream within a dream. It was all just a nightmare.

WAKE UP.

>>22922352
BESTOW UPON ME

A WIZARD'S KISS

>>22922239
>At least we weren't hit from behind by a stretch limosine.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like RP.

You: GENTS! TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!

Stranger: DAPPER!

You: MONICLES ON! TALLY HO!

Stranger: I SHALL WEAR MY FINE SUIT!

You: REMEMBER TO CALL REGGIE. HE'S SO HARD OF HEARING.

You: REGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGIE!

Stranger: REGGIE! REGGIE DEAR BOY!

You: RUDDY DEAF NITWIT.

You: One last thing. Molotovs or sarin gas?

You: HAHAHA! TRICK QUESTION.

Stranger: I prefer molotovs, because at least we can drink them if there is nothing left to burn.

You: *brings both*

Stranger: Haha! Now the adventure is afoot!

You: DAMNED GPS ISN'T WORKING. WE'LL HAVE TO ASK DIRECTIONS. TRY TO FOLLOW MY LEAD.

You: *pulls in*

Stranger: *Puts on his cool face*

You: Yo yo! Boy-yyyy! Dawg, I'm looking to hook up with some premium bit-ches! Mkay?! But we can't find our club dawg?! Where club hell at, yo?

You: No homo

Stranger: Yes, my negro!

You: Oh shit! ITS THE EMPIRE!

You: PEW PEW PEW!

You: RUN DAWG RUN!

You have disconnected.

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>>22922329
>ending

The window is still up.

>>22922352
Tell her that if it was a nightmare, something awful would happen to her. Then swear to keep her safe, because that's what ... good old whatshisname would have wanted.

>>22922388
Wait what you sacrificed her to elder gods and she just kept on going?

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>>22922390
>>22922352
I'm lost /tg/, where does the mental instability of Bob Page lead them next?

>>22922096
Damnit, I want to RP with that girl.

>>22922416
Into the subways. Follow the Secret Paths.

>>22922416

One does simply segue into SKYRIM!

>>22922416
Touch her lips gently with yours, then draw away. 'Not here, it's not safe'

>>22922434
Subways and ventilation shafts, in general. We hobo now!

>>22922416

Go to the Catacombs of Paris. The Majestic 12 are chasing you.

>>22922366
>7 inches OF SCHOOLING, yo

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like rp.

Stranger: 18 male usa,5'11,light brown eyes,short black hair,white with light tan skin,7inches long,athletic very fit,looking for Milf that wants to do improvise rp as sexy seductive neighbor, nurse, teacher.. .you can choose ;) if interested

You: ERP. Not RP, man.

You: ERP = EROTIC role play.

You: Rest of us are here to roll dice.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

/tg/ should play ERP Quest more often.

>>22922416
Get in a subway tunnel or something, explain that her fiancee was close to exposing some corrupt politicians with ties to foreign drug cartels, and was killed because of that. Now they're after you, and you need to keep a low profile.

>>22922494
hello ERP Quest author

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>>22922487
>>22922461
>>22922439
We ratmen now.

>>22922505
>implying ERP quest needs an author

Has anyone here ever gone along with the ERP until a little into the sex and then done something weird like reveal yourself to be an elder horror and absorb the guy into your flesh in order to feed?

>>22922490
>Simile of the day: As unhelpful as an English teenager

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like rp.

You: HELP.

Stranger: 16 m England

You: TRANSMISSION IS BEING TAPPED.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>22922490
[x] Told.
[ ] Not told.

>>22922502

This. The attack on the sea was because of the politicians.

Does anyone want to ERP with a shy, sexually adventurous kobold?

>>22922522
Did you read the one in this thread with the sex ed teacher?

>>22922523
>Safety dance defeats Electric Six.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like RP.

Stranger: hey

You: Nuclear war! On the dance floor!

Stranger: no

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>22922517
The main thing you need to do is keep teasing with touching and all the rest. If it seems too passionate, start talking about her dead fiancee (he's meant to have been your character's partner).

>>22922541
>ERP with a kobold
>I rub your nose
>I rub your nose
>I rub your nose
>I rub your nose
>I rub your nose
>I came

>>22922577
You should've told him what you want to do to him in a gay bar.

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>>22922586
>>22922527
Will get into this.

>>22922613

I was going to gently rub my tight vent against the tip of your cock until it was slippery enough to slide inside my strangely cool insides, but that works too.

>>22922577
>Its spelt rouge, not rogue in this case

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like RP.

Stranger: hello

You: DRAGON! RUN!

Stranger: OH NO

You: (thank fuck, not another erp-er)

Stranger: WHERE?

You: SCREW THE LOOT!

You: BACK THE WAY WE CAME!

Stranger: I ROLL TO SEDUCE THE DRAGON

You: I... you... DEAR GOD WHAT DID YOU ROLL!

You: ...

You: *can't tell if suspense is killing me or dragon*

Stranger: hang on

Stranger: 14

You: ITS JUST ONE NUMBER.

You: God dammit.

You: Are you at least wearing adventurer issue lipstick?

You: We need every modifier we can here...

Stranger: Sure

Stranger: why not

You: ...

Stranger: what kind of dragon is it?

You: Hey, I think we're going to be OK!

You: Its a slutty dragon.

You: I recognise this one!!!

You: IT WAS ON JEREMY KYLE!

You: :D

You: Err... you go get your freak on... I'll just carry the loot out... yeah. give you two some alone time.

You: *bow chica wow wowww*

You have disconnected.

>>22922636
Also I need to finish this up soon as I have things to do.

>>22922636
I am totally impressed by her attention to detail. If my players were as attentive at the table everything would run more smoothly.

You are now under instructions from /tg/ to be nice. If you have to fess up, say that you prefer a romantic/adventure story with deep feelings to smut.

>>22922687
oh hey, that was me.

>>22922730
14. You're lucky that dragon was a hussy!

>>22922650
Funny that, I had similar idea in my mind for a short fapfiction I've been meant to start writing for a while. It started from that one thread about a kobold lady forcing herself into a paladin's bedroll, claiming that she needed his body heat to survive in the cold climate they were traveling in.

>>22922366
You son of a bitch, you ditched me to be taken by the fuzz!

>>22922753
I'd fap to that.

You and the stranger both like roleplay.
Stranger: m

You: You're a loose cannon cop who doesn't play by the rules. Is there a rule book even? You don't know. You didn't read it. The CHIEF has given you one more chance to prove yourself a worthy cop, and it's one hell of a case. Do you accept?

Stranger: I ACCEPT!

You: The CHIEF ambles towards you, sweating like the swine he truly is. "Officer Stranger," he begins, "I don't like you and you don't like me, but I appreciate you taking the time to speak with me. Now, the F.I.N.A.L.G.A.N.G. has been an issue in Omegle City for quite some time now, you know this, correct?"

Stranger: No sir

Stranger: What is the FINALGANG

You: The CHIEF says that you said it wrong, but doesn't seem to care too much because, goddammit, it's so much easier without those dots. "The F.I.N.A.L.G.A.N.G. is the ultimate group of hellraisers, a group more menacing and more diabolical than Omegle City has ever seen in its short years. They're got drug fronts on every corner, hit squads on every street and a base of operations in every neighborhood. Primary goals? 'Death. Destruction. Other violent sounding D-words.' A direct quote from their sick manifesto. I want you to take 'em down, Stranger. That is, unless you don't got the guts."

And I was really getting into it, too.

>>22922690
In that case, use >>22922701 and ask to continue later.

>>22922730
>>22922769

Jesus, two of my exes are in /tg/!!!

>>22922522
No, but I'm played a woman getting fucked who turns around halfway through and tells her lover that she's getting a raging hard-on from all this sex.

That usually does the trick.

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>>22922701
I've no idea where this is going, but I'll try.

>>22922799
Awkward...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like roleplaying.

Stranger: You are a mythical creature that guards the forest you call home, and the animals that you call your friends. You’re sitting up in the tree you sleep in, humans not common where you live. You’re up there with a great white owl. Suddenly it flies away as you are petting it at the sounds of footsteps. You look down to see a young boy, 14, with snow white hair. He has a sword, quiver of arrows, and a bow on his back. As you follow him he stops when he catches sight of a mother deer and her baby. He silently makes his way behind a tree and takes out his bow. He puts an arrow in the bow and pulls back, aiming at the mother. (Be whatever kind of creature you want to, and remember every animal is like your best friend.)

You: *I ready my Treyarch blaster* Warning: Master, I must inform you that such rustic weaponry will be highly inefficient against the armor of my chassis.

You: Suggestion: I advise you to lower your arms and reveal yourself.

Stranger: (W-What? I am so confused...sorry.)

You: Repeated warning: Master, I must urge you to present yourself unarmed before I attack your position.

Stranger: (I'll just play along I guess.) "What are you talking about? I'm just hunting a deer."

You: Statement: It is not permissible to exterminate local organics for nutrition, master. Recitation: My programming obliges me to remove all meatbags that violate this law with the use of force.

Stranger: "Just leave me alone freak." I say turning back to the deer.

Stranger: I let go and shoot the deer through the neck.

You: Gleeful Observation: Oh, that was a highly unfornate action, Master. *I trigger the plasma mines placed in your vicinity, pulverizing every molecule of your body within milliseconds*

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>Pretending to be female in these
>Come across guy who wants to do incest stuff

>>22922792
>And you call yourself a man...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like rp.

Stranger: m

You: Damn it, you were only supposed to blow the bloody door off!

You: Quick, grab the safe deposit boxes!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>22922815
C-3PX, or HK-47?

>>22922830
I thought that teej wanting to be the little girl was just a meme.

>>22922864
It is not. It is ALSO a meme, but it is largely true.

>>22922815
>You glorious evaporator of meatbags.

>Dead or alive they evaporate for me.

Stranger: Tom 18 m here looking for a mom, son roleplay.One day when my dad is out you walk past my door and hear some stange noises so you peek through the gap.You see me jerking off with some off your panities. Im 6 foot 2, athletic build with light brown hair. (continue roleplay from where i left off)

You: You hear me walk down the hall in the other direction, your not sure what im up to.

Stranger: *i decide to keep going*

You: I walk back in wearing nothing but some panties holding the bible. I begin to read to you about Solomon and his consortium.

Stranger: "what are you doing"

You: I stand over you and grab you head and push the bible into your hand. "Rub the pages Son"

Stranger: "what do you mean"

You: Take you hand and rub the pages of the bible. I tilt my head back and begin to chant.

Stranger: *i do as you say*

was about to type this haroom halla nakato marangooo

but i accidentally disconnected trying to do to many things at once

was going to try to exercise a demon from the boy

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>>22922830
Here is the conversation.

It's a pity I'm too much of a pussy to actually go through with anything like this, I'd love to make an ERPer play a superhero game or something.

>>22922815
Stranger: (So uh he's dead?)

You: yes

You: he's dead

Stranger: Nope because he's a god and demon mix.

Stranger: He just comes back.

Stranger: Sucks for you.

You: Observation: This meatbag appears to posess unexpected abilities. Statement: I will simply proceed to blast him repteatedly until his regenerative abilities subside.

You: *I blow off more explosives*

Stranger: He appears behind you and sets you on fire, then crushing you under rocks.

>>22922902
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrhJiD3AEg4&t=13

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>>22922793
I was thinking of leaving it as a cliffhanger ending.

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>>22922902
I'm surprised he stuck around for so long. It was a good 2 minutes before he said anything.

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>>22922911
Did you insist on dice? Tell me you insisted on dice.

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>>22922902

>>22922911
Start channeling the omnissiah.

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>>22922931

>>22922911

>"My Mary Sue! You'll pay for this!"

>>22922952
Oh wow.

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>>22922926
What;s a good way to end this off, /tg/?

Stranger: (Jenni, 17, f, long strait brown hair in a ponytail, blue eye, 5’6, Guys only please, please let me know that you are reading!)(In the role play I'm wearing skinny jeans, a tank top, and cowboy boots with a hat)I live in a quiet town in the country side where everyone knows each other. I live in a farm with my dad at the outskirts of town, taking care of the animals while he works on the fields. Recently we’ve been having a hard time taking care of the farm so my dad decided to hire someone to help us right around the time you moved in, though I didn't like you much because of your cocky appearance. You’re a city boy, I’m a country girl. Today I was heading into the barn just as I saw you waltz in, I looked at you and rolled my eyes in irritation(please say your name, age, a description of yourself and what you are wearing. I enjoy romantic role play. I have others as well.)
You: I fucking hate farms
Stranger: I have others
You: I bet they're all farms]
You: The lot of them
Stranger: You're the badass of the school. You play in a punk band, smoke, drink, are pierced and tattooed. I'm the popular girl, the complete opposite. But, for some reason, I'm completely infatuated with you. But every time my friends mention it, I act like it’s insane. You pick on me often. It's a Thursday night, and we're at a party. It's late at night and you're sitting on the couch with your friends. I'm wearing dark skinny jeans and a flowing white tank top, with sparkly heels. My long brown hair is down in waves, reaching my waist.
You: Why are you wearing skinny jeans in all of them
You: What is your obsession with them
Stranger: I just like them.
You: They constrict the body
You: Bad for your health and so forth

Someone give me a topic to start with

>>22922989
You've both been kidnapped and are locked in some basement somewhere together.

>>22922986
You: OH RP IDEA
You: I'm a doctor and you're my patient
You: "I'm so sorry the skinny jeans have given you spinal fibrosis"
You: "I didn't even know that could happen"
You: "I don't even have a medical license what was I thinking"
You: "Want to let me take advantage of you"
Stranger: "Yes please"
You: "I must warn you"
You: "My penis never got its medical license either"
You: "What am I doing with my life"
You: "Mother was right"
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>22922989
Come up with a superhero plot or something, just because I want to see it happen. Bait them into thinking it's a sexy superheroine thing, then have them get beaten up and thrown in jail for sexual harassment when they start pulling moves.

>>22922980
Put your hands on her hips, look into her eyes, and say 'we shouldn't be doing this, it isn't right'. Despite your words refuse to move your hands.

>>22922999
but you tied and there is a barrel full of snakes, start every line with I hate snakes and continue with your best indy Jones impression

>>22922980
Twilight it up. Tell her you're dangerous, and that you can't - even if you want to - for her own safety.

>>22923017
Brilliant.

Halfway through have Short Round show up to rescue you.
>HI RADY
>YOU CALL HIM DOCTUH JONES, DAWL

>>22922980

>MEEEEOOOOOW

GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, DENTON

>>22922989
You wake up on a pile of money. There's a woman tied up in the corner, you're wearing a domino mask, and you have a ray gun on your belt. Oh shit, you think you became a supervillain when you were blackout drunk last night.

Then let it roll.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like rp.
Stranger: My name is Ethan i am 18 and am looking for girls 16 through 18. I am a qauterback and your head cheerleader. I am a big player and i have slept with all the cheerleaders but you. I am a big flirt. We are heading to a football game on a bus and you were sitting by yourself. I walk up and sit down. "Hey." I say smiling. The guys bet i could make you fall in love with me and i took the bet (Name age discription then continue)
You: (Molly Harlot, 17, Blonde hair, thin, pale white skin, 32c) Hey Ethan.
Stranger: "Whats up?" I asked "Can i sit with you?" I asked
You: "Knock yourself out, dude." I scoot over a little more to give you room.
Stranger: I smiled. "Thanks." I said sitting next to you.
You: "Nervous about the game?"
Stranger: "Nah...not when i have cute cheerleaders like you to cheer me on." I said smiling
You: "Aw, thats sweet." I blush a little.
Stranger: "Your so cute when you blush." I said touching your cheek.
You: I blush more and bite my lower lip at your touch. "I know about all the other girls, you know."
Stranger: "Oh." I said pulling back.
You: "They talk about it. How they were all ravished by you. I started to think you'd never come for me. But now here you are." I say that last part with a sigh.
You: I lean over and whisper in your ear. "I've always wanted you."
Stranger: I smiled "Oh really?" I asked. "You know...there is a party tonight in Jeffs hotel room...it wouldnt be to difficult to sneak out would it?" I asked
You: "Not at all." ((Want to skip ahead to the party?))
Stranger: (sure)
*cont*

>>22922980
A BOMB

I love this thread.

>>22923018
Eh, that's kinda clichéed. Better play unwilling to give into your emotions, chick dig that.

>>22923056
>Molly Harlot
>Harlot

My sides ache.

>>22923009
I want sexy superheroine WITHOUT the jailing part.

>>22923056
You: You won the big game! Everyone is in a state of elation. You show up at the party and find me. Before you can do anything, I grab you a drag you out of the hotel room and into one nearby.
You: "I payed for this room when everyone showed up. I couldn't stop thinking about you, about what we are going to do tonight."
Stranger: I am wearing jeans and a black button up shirt "Molly." I said smiling.
You: I'm in a thin red dress that clings to my figure.
You: "Ethan, before we do this, can I ask you something?"
Stranger: "Sure." I said smiling
You: I look down, compose my thoughts and my courage, then look into your eyes and say "Ethan..."
You: "Have you seen the Yellow Sign?"
Stranger: "What?" I asked
You: "I just, I need to know if you've seen the Yellow Sign?"
Stranger: "What yellow sign?" I asked
You: "So you haven't see it" I say in elation. Before you react, I removes her dress, letting it fall to her feet. My white, pale body almost seems to glisten in the light. My bosoms heave at my every breath, nipples erect. I am already very wet.
You: "Take me, now, please!"
Stranger: I smiled. "Damn." I whispered
You: I lay down on the bed, my rear raised. My juices run down my thighs. "I need you."
Stranger: I bit my lip and smiled i walk over to you i made you get on your back. I started sucking on your nipples.
You: I moan gently. My hand moves down your stomach and onto your member, I begin to caress it.
Stranger: i moan a little and suck harder pulling and tugging

*part 2 of 3*

>>22923086
You: "Oh, yes. Enter me, Ethan. I want to feel you in me."
Stranger: i smiled and took off my clothes. I i spread your legs out and rubbed your pussy a little
You: I gasp and moan. My body quivers at your touch.
Stranger: i slowly stuck my penis into your pussy.
You: I let out another moan, this own longer. I start to move my hips, rythmically.
Stranger: i started thrusting hard.
You: With each thrust, I moan louder. My breathing becomes heavier. My boobs bounce at each jolt.
Stranger: I grab your boobs and thrust harder
You: I let out one loud moan. My back arches upwards. Suddenly, you can no longer move your penis. Its as if we are joined together at the waist. My eyes and mouth glow to an almost blinding white light. "At last. The seals are broken. The King in Yellow has been freed from his prison in Carcossa to once again bring an era of madness, joy and depravity. The time of Yellow Sign has begun." You feel pleasure unlike anything you've felt before, pleasure that lasts for a brief few seconds before your mind is obliterated by the majesty of the King in Yellow. Your last living sight is the woman before you shimmering in the light and morphing into some incomprehensible shape. The only thing that you can wrap your mind around is the tentacles. The tentacles and the Yellow Sign.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Guys, things went too far. He kept at it despite everything.

>>22922980
Do this:

>>22923037


Or order orange, get lemon lime.

>>22923086
>Have you seen the Yellow Sign?
Uh oh...

>>22923118

Now, try it again, only...
>>22922999
>>22923017
>>22923035

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>>22923118

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>>22923071
>>22923057
>>22923037
>>22923035
>>22923018
>>22923014
And that's a wrap, folks!
I'll upload the whole story for you chaps next.

>>22921362
You are a master wordsmith, and my sides now orbit Saturn.

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>>22923146
And the whole monstrosity, resolution was too large to upload.
http://logs.omegle.com/30e87a5

>>22923146
Thanks, that was a fun read!

How long do you guys have to keep at it to find someone interesting? All I've seen is the usual "ASL" and "I'm a horny 17 year old male looking for a slut". Really hoping I get an actual starter so I can maybe roll with it.

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>>22923131
This isn't working out so well. No one wants to have fun with snakes.

>>22923213
they come along frequently just keep going, often i come across then and move to the next cause i cant come up with a good way to spin it.

>>22923217
keep trying someone will bite, dont reveil the snake till the second or third reply if its a problem

>>22923217
>wearing tank
>tank
MURRICA.

>>22923243
A F-15 fighter wearing a tank, even.
AMERICA
FUCK
YEAH

Im on there by fellow fa/tg/uys!

>>22923243
>>22923260
Somewhere outside, a Bald Eagle is shedding one solitary tear.

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This went... interestingly. Pic of ending related.

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>>22923243
>>22923260

>>22923330
Needs more emotionally moved eagles.

>>22923348
Best I got is MSPaint, sorry bro.
I also missed that last comment because of my shitty internet connection.

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>>22923007
>You: "I must warn you"
>You: "My penis never got its medical license either"

You seem to have just surgically removed my sides.

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>>22923358
over 9000 seconds

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Here we go

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>>22923330
>>22923348
>>22923358

>>22923104
You are a legend, anon, that's fucking brilliant.

>>22923396
Aw yeah.

Deploying tactical Short Round sidekick in 3... 2...

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>>22923396
Thinks quickly spiraled out of control.

>>22923428
>get outa here kid

Giggling like a schoolgirl, anon.

>>22923451
He left immediately after that. What do I do now?

>>22923464
Now, you fap. You deserve it.

>>22923464
you run a circus and always have a monkey on your shoulder, they to recruit them to be one of the freaks in your freak show

>>22923464
You're Indiana Jones. Do Indiana Jones things.

>hating Nazis
>losing to Belloq
>getting into one-on-one fist fights with people twice your size
>ladies
>more ladies
>drinking
>getting poisoned
>aliens

>>22923488
your crazy hussian and you want to sell camels

>>22923464

Recreate the Sherlock Holmes boxing scene. No matter how many reconnects you must go through.

>>22923507
I like the Sherlock Holmes, keep refering ti them as watson and try to solve some crime

>>22923464
"Do you want to join my party?"
"We're going on an adventure."
"Just the two of us, do you think that will be enough?"

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guess she didn't want to play hide and seek

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FOOLS!

I'll keep you informed, how this goes

>>22923580
I think you're winning at this game.

>>22923580
Glorious!

>>22923536
Huh, I think someone encountered that exact girl up the thread: >>22921895

>>22923580
Awesome

>>22923580
my face hurts i'm laughing so hard.