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>>24617099

Rolled 26

>>24617099

Rolled 59

>>24617099
Ones for the one throne!

Rolled 45

>>24617099
if we get a nat 1 or 100 for this Ill laugh

Rolled 14

>>24617099

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>>24617099
rolling a 1

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>>24617099

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>>24617118

HA.

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>>24617118

YUS.

>>24617099
WELL HOLY SHIT

I come back and you little rascals are on thread 3

<3 you guys for that nat 1 on book looking btw

Rolled 88

>>24617099
Rollin' to not die!

Rolled 42

>>24617099
Rolling.

>>24617118
everyone stop, i got this

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Heheh

>>24617125
>>24617121
>>24617118

Fortune finally smiles.

>tfw desperately wanted you to fail the DC of 5

Writing

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Daily Reminder.

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>>24617118
>>24617171
fuck you doorknobs

>>24617157
>tfw desperately wanted you to fail the DC of 5

you like to see us flail about don't you, you sick bastard

>>24617232
says SM who brought us back with a last minute crit so he could continue this noble torture

>>24617232
Don't all DMs what to watch their players squirm? Even if no real harm will come to them

>>24617232
We already did that. I nearly lost my shit when we had to chase down a fucking book
>>24617244
>implying the crit wasn't to have a left over body

>>24617157
Another reason for us to more heavily invest in stealth. We only seem to achieve success without crits when the odds are stacked in our favor. Because the dice hate us.

Flint thumps his empty glass on the table. "eeeEEEY barkeep!"

The bartender doesn't even turn before he moves to the casks lined up behind the counter. He fills two frothing mugs and plants them down in front of Auriel and Flint.

"Das 9, er 10?" Auriel asks.

"Dunno. Whatever, been the same for both us."

"Yeah."

Simultaneously, they lift their mugs, take a good few gulps, then plant their mugs back on the counter. Auriel smacks her lips, and Flint sighs contentedly. They both wipe their hands over their mouths.

Flint burps.

Auriel giggles. "Ha. Haha."

They both burst into laughter, and in half a second, they're falling over the counter and each other, pounding the wood with their fists.

You're beginning to feel a little worried for their sanity. Is it possible to overdose on these things? No that you comprehend how they stomach the material...

"Ahhhh...shiiit." Auriel straightens slightly. "Been like...twenty years since I been to'a tavin'. An'...damn. Had to disguise, y'know? Fucking wings, can't turn 'em off." Something dark passes over her face. She slumps low. "...can't turn 'em on, now, though."

Flint makes an admirable attempt to steer the subject away from that fact. "Disguise to go 'n bar? Huh?"

"...yeah," Auriel says. "Angels, drunks? I mean, people'd all, y'know, what? But...shit to do, can't drink, I mean...when the war was on we drank every fuckin' day. EVERY. FUCKING. DAY." She slams her palm on the counter to enunciate the words. It goes unnoticed in the incredibly noisy bar. "Cause y'know...shit. Every fucking day you hear about more death. More dyin'. More errything bad. It gets you, after while. Really gets you. So...tired of it." Her eyes grow distant, and her voice gets softer. "...sometimes...you just don't want to live...another day...another year...700...it'sis...too long, maybe..."

con't

>>24617275

>inb4 flint gets some angel food cake

>>24617293
I laughed more than I should have.

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>>24617293

>>24617293
you're horrible
>i laughed

>>24617293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCSj_qUsKlo

>>24617309
And then we interrupt to help them back to the castle.

>>24617330

Designated. Handrail.

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>>24617293

>>24617275

>bastard angels have a human side
>the human side of alcoholic police officers
>probably with divorced angel wives and pissed off captain angel bosses

What is this feel?

>>24617323
The lyrics are shockingly appropriate for the situation...

>>24617372

...Auriel has a waifu?

>>24617275
It's time to become the third wheel from hell.

"Hey, fuck you."

"...wha?"

"I said a big fuck fucking to you!" Flint says. "You're 'n angels, right?"

"...well...now, I'm - "

"So you're 'n angels," Flint says, riding over her response. "Blesseds Hyperion himself. You gets' live centuries. Fightin' shadow, loved by all thats good and everything like all that, so...shit. You got errything. Ev-er-y-thing you wanted. How y'think someone...ain't got nothin' feels? Someone ain't ever had no glory, or...life...stolen away."

"What's your point? You means, you like that? Demonslayer? I ain't thinking so, no more, bucko."

"...shadow did all the work anyway. Look...just sayin'...think of it like...a holiday. Seabathin' on the elvish isles, right? Another...adventure."

"...maybe," Auriel says. "So wassa girl gotta do get in bed wit' a demonslayer, huh?"

Flint blushes, but not that deeply. "Jus' gotta ask nice and dress poor."

"N'here I'm thinkin' you's all polite 'n nice..." Auriel leans in toward Flint. "...so...I wonder...what's nice Flint like when the lights are off?"

It's at this moment Flint sees you sitting on the stool opposite Auriel, probably because the bar has quietly significantly since you chose to make an appearance.

con't

>>24617372
One of those angels was a loose cannon who got results.

We CONSUMED the bastard.

>>24617402
GOD DAMMIT I WANTED SOME SEX SCENES

SHADOW U CHEEKY CUNT

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>>24617402

>>24617402
Lord Cockblock has arrived!

>>24617402

HAHA TIME TO INTERRUPT

>>24617402
>It's at this moment Flint sees you sitting on the stool opposite Auriel, probably because the bar has quietly significantly since you chose to make Flint do the spagootaloo

>>24617402
Now's the time to be Auriel's wingman and encourage Flint to give her the D.

>>24617445
seond third tenth

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>>24617402

>>24617402
Shadow cockblock, awaaaaaay

>>24617440
>do the spagootaloo
Yes

>>24617402
<what happens when the lights are off flint?>

>>24617402
We are just going to state our observations aren't we? <So even angels drink this stuff and talk about such activities? Humans are are such fascinating creatures>

>>24617402
give them the impression
>of the D

>>24617402

HAHA TIME FOR SPAGHETTI

>>24617473

Shadow lacks knowledge of the D.

>>24617469
I like it. It combines the light mocking and the spaghetti into one handy package.

>>24617468

The two of us are like a spaghetti grenade.

>>24617468

OH GOD PLEASE THIS

>>24617479
great time to learn
>simply whisper "she wants the D"

>>24617468
<I thought you loved the light, Flint>

"...uh...uh...duh..."

Auriel frowns at him, then looks at his eyes staring over her shoulder, then looks behind her. She sees you. She cocks her head. "Da fuck you want right now?"

<It's time to get you both back to the castle before this ignorance potion leads you to engage in drunken, irresponsible copulation.>

"Fuck you," Auriel says. She turns back to Flint, grabs him by the collar, and drags him into a kiss. Flint is more surprise than anything else, so he doesn't really make much of an effort behind waving his hands to keep his balance on the stool.

Auriel lets him fall back, chugs the rest of her beer, then stands. "I'm goin' back."

She takes one step off the stool, then promptly begins to fall over.

>catch her
>let her fall

>>24617480
Exactly! It's perfect for this situation!

>>24617498
>>catch her

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>>24617498

Catch her.

>>24617498
Catch Her
<Shouldn't an angel stay smart around a shadow?>

>>24617498
Just watch.

>Happy Birthday to the GRoUND

>>24617498
Catch her.

No need to be a dick.

>>24617498
>catch her

>>24617498
catch her.

>>24617498
catch her
<If it makes you fell better, think of me as an invisible handrail. Like I'm not even here>

>>24617498
>let her fall

>>24617498
Catch her.
It's funny because she doesn't even recognize us.

>>24617498

"sigh" catch her

drunk angel girls, my one weakness

>>24617498
catch her, we can show her things flint never could.

Tell her this:
<My tentacles can ink all over your angel cake pussy baby>

>>24617498

>Catch her.

Mein sides.

>>24617498
can we catch her around the chest and ask flint what these squishy things are?

>>24617534
>>24617533
>>24617526
>>24617525
>>24617524
>>24617523
>>24617515
>>24617513


......well. Fine.

>>24617498
Let her fall, then trip Flint so he falls next to her.

>>24617533

It's also funny because they probably couldn't even ENGAGE in irresponsible copulation.

Flint's dick probably doesn't work.

>>24617548
Huehuehue

Do it

>>24617498
Catch her.

<Is it possible to overdose on this ignorance potion? I am slightly concerned.>

>>24617558
>He is about to climax and the parasite makes him start crying and stop

>>24617542
SPAGGOTI

>>24617568

>He came and started farting

Fucking parasites.

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>this entire situation
>>24617583
PLEASE LIGHT GIVE LIGHT PLEASE PARASITE LIGHT
>flint grows wings and makes his journey into the light

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>>24617583
>>24617568
>>24617558

>>24617498
Jump into her shadow and marionette her body back upright. Do the shadow angel act.

Bonus points: supersonic back to the castle, leaving her vomiting in her chambers.

>>24617598

Nah, that's just dickish.

>>24617558

That's actually a good point.

If Flint gets mad at us, we can just safely say that in his drunken stupor, it's very lightly he physically wasn't able to give much of a performance.

Noodle Dick is hell.

You catch Auriel, who is rapidly falling into a state of semi-consciousness. Flint moves as though to help you, and falls off his stool onto the floor. The three of you make quite a scene hobbling out of the bar, but no one says a single word the entire time.

<...hmm.> You hoist Auriel over a "shoulder" you Ink up for the purpose. <Woman have fleshier chests than men.>

"...fucking tits, Shadow. Fuckin' tits."

<So what happens when the lights are off, Flint?>

"...ideally speakin'...I fuck that pretty lady you got...but..." Flint sighs. "...les just go. And if I start talkin...again...just tell me to shut up."

You tell Flint to shut up four times by the time you reach the upper quarters of the keep.

You lug Auriel into her room and unceremoniously toss her on her bed. Flint sort of half-walks, half stumbles over. It looks as though he's moving to put the blanket over her, but he sort of just...slows down. The soft bed traps him before you can blink, and he's asleep, half on top of the angel.

What do you do?

>grudgingly bring the fool back to his room
>leave them. What do you care?
>something else

>>24617626

Draw on him.

>>24617626
>grudgingly bring the fool back to his room

>>24617626
Sleep with them.

>>24617638
yes

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>>24617638
>>24617641
>>24617643

>>24617638
draw flowers on him

>>24617626

Bring that suckah back to his bed, we don't want to foul up his chances.

>>24617626
Move him so that he's beside her instead of half on top of her, then cover them both and leave, all the while lamenting the unproductive behaviors of these strange beings.

>>24617626
Watch and learn

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>>24617638

>>24617626
leave a message
You two seemed to comfortable to move, you didn't do anything. Shadow

>>24617626
Wait, Mr. Shadow, you know this one. Humans sleep next to each other, right? That's a thing that humans do when they are close.

Put them next to each other in the bed and leave.

Mr. Shadow is helping.

>>24617659
stand there until they wake up, make sure we're only a millimeter from touching their faces with ours

<I was interested in how humans sleep>

>>24617626
>grudgingly bring the fool back to his room
Captain cockblock to the save the day

>>24617638
>>24617626


Draw on both of them

>>24617638

Yes.

YES.

But still, take him back to his room before doing it, leave a note saying he should probably check a mirror as well.

In big Ol' Black letters (That can wash off) we write

<Angel Food Cake covered in Pudding?>

I like the draw on them then observe them till they wake up.

>>24617685
>>24617664
Oh god, the spaghetti potential is fucking fantastic.

>>24617685
>Wait, Mr. Shadow, you know this one. Humans sleep next to each other, right? That's a thing that humans do when they are close.

Most plausible response so far.

While drawing on him was good for about a solid minute of laughter, it's OOC.

>>24617659
Just watch them while they sleep.
It's perfect.

>>24617700
rest Flint next to the bed, cover them both

>>24617638
>>24617643

please these guys

Rest Flint next to Ms. Angel and then watch them sleep.

>>24617712

Alright. I have compiled enough data.

Writing.

>>24617700
<Oh i saw this in the library Their supposed to be like this>
/put in missionary postition

>>24617685
Do this.

The spaghetti must flow.

>>24617700
>it's OOC.
No it's not. We want him to stop gulping the ignorance potions, this is a way to show him our displeasure.

>>24617700
put them in a less compromising position on the bed, stand guard

>>24617643
The next day:
<I was observing your sleeping habits, I myself have only slept a few times in my existence... I was under the impression that this was normal for you humans, was I wrong?>

>>24617643
This.
So hard.

>>24617718

Shadow Master is enjoying the spaghetti and hilarity just as much as us, apparently.

>>24617718
rest them next to each other, sleep at foot of bed

>>24617732
><I was under the impression sleeping together built bonds, So I slept with you and Aurelia
>w-well shadow normally only a man and a woman do that
><aren't I your friend to flint?>

>>24617638

>Shadow inadvertently invented the Age-Old tradition of being a dick to your drunken friends we they go too far.

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>>24617746
Oh shadow

>>24617732
Oh god yes.

It seemed Flint wanted to copulate with Auriel...well. Reproduction is an important part of the human existence. His choices are none of your business.

It rather begs the question...what exactly is Auriel?

But she seems to have all the right parts. The book of sex demons showed many humanoids laying together in beds. This is probably the ideal scenario for Flint, and a good learning experience for you. You arrange the two so they are sleeping side by side, with Auriel tucked slightly within Flint's larger form.

You observe them for quite some time, but nothing happens. Clearly they require more assistance...the pattern of imbibing beer and then copulating is no doubt a common one.

You decide to strip their clothing to assist their efforts. With a few tugs, your many limbs easily leave them naked and willing upon the mattress.

Unfortunately, it seems as through they've had too much of the potion...they're both slumbering soundly. Well, when Flint wakes, you can at least report that your made a good effort of it. That should cheer him somewhat.

A strange sound escapes Auriel's mouth...and suddenly, bile forms and sprays out, across the bed and floor. While smelly, it doesn't particularly bother you. Perhaps her body is rejecting the excess of potion.

Humans should really know better.

You wait, and watch. Slowly, the moon rises, then sets. The sky slowly starts to lighten, and eventually, it's several hours past daybreak.

Flint stirs.

What do you do?

>continue to observe
>fully rouse Flint, explain the situation

>>24617798
>fully rouse Flint, explain the situation

FLINT WAKE, SOMETHING IS HAPPENING

>>24617798
>>continue to observe
If Flint wakes up say "So when does the mating begin?"

>>24617798
get as close as possible to his face without touching

<I was observing what humans do upon waking>

>>24617798

>not drawing on them

this makes me sad

>>24617798
Yell; WERE UNDER ATTACK

>>24617798
Sneak out of the room before he sees us.

They were probably too drunk last night to remember what happened. If they wake up naked next to each other in bed, the results will be quite amusing.

>>24617819
>"So when does the mating begin?"
Shadow you beautiful, spagooti inducing bastard

>>24617798
OBSERVE
I wish we could buy that ability right now, just to take in everything.

>>24617819
Yes. This.

>>24617819
Yesssssss

>>24617831
Oh god, this.

>>24617798
Observation.
We really need a notepad to put that pen to work....WAIT...We need to get a blank book and write down our observations!

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>>24617819
Oh god.

Do this.

>>24617819
<Are you two copulating now?>

<I really tried my best to make it easier for you flint that's what friends are for>

>>24617819
If it's Auriel that wakes first, sy the same thing

It would be GLORIIOUS

>>24617819
RISE, O MASTER OF SPAGHETTI

sometimes RPGs give you xp for social situations... if any single instance deserves such... this does.

>>24617850
<Human observation log< the humans failed in their attempts at copulation. May have to repeat experiment.>

>>24617798

Roll 1d2

1 - Flint wakes first
2 - Auriel wakes first

First 11 rolls decide it.

Rolled 2

>>24617878

>>24617819

If he asks say that he offered us to watch because he was getting tired of us not knowing "dick about anything"

>>24617878

Rolled 1

>>24617878
"When does the mating begin"
Is said either way.

Rolled 1

>>24617878
YEAH BABEY

>>24617873
Exactly! We can finally have a use for the pen!

Rolled 2

>>24617878
Whoever wakes up, we win!

Rolled 1

>>24617878
Oh god I hope it's Auriel.

This will fulfill our mocking quota for ages to come.

go auriel!

Rolled 1

>>24617878

please Auriel

>>24617884

>Not knowing "dick about anything"

Oh god yes.

Rolled 1

>>24617878
flint

Rolled 1

>>24617878

Rolled 1

>>24617878
pls Flint

damn, its flint... oh well

Rolled 2

>>24617878

saying >>24617819

then comment to self so that they can hear >>24617873

Rolled 1

>>24617878

Rolled 2

>>24617878

>>24617798
>continue to observe

Rolled 1

>>24617878

>>24617913

Flint already won.

Writing.

Rolled 2

>>24617878
Rollan for scetti

>>24617914
perfect.>>24617924

>>24617924
>What's for breakfast, Ma?
>SPAGOOTI!

This is beyond spaghetti. We've went up the pasta scale.

Gonna go straight up taglietelle.

Rolled 2

>>24617946
nigga this shit is straight rigatoni

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>>24617946

We must go...bucatini.

>>24617961
Weapons-grade tortellini

>>24617924
This is the first time all day I've been so fucking happy to see a 1 rolled so many times.

>>24617946
>>24617961
>>24617962
>>24617974
it the Pastaception

we goin flintalloni, or flisulli

>>24618029

Nyet, nyet, nyet. Angel's hair.

>>24618047
DIS NIGGA

>>24618047
Do angels have glowing pubes?

>>24618079
TIME TO FIND OUT

>>24618047
You win. Thread over, everyone go home.

>>24618087

AIN'T NO STOPPIN' THE TRAIN!

Flint yawns, then stirs. He blinks. His eyes are groggy and bloodshot.

You've leaned in directly in front of his face. <When does the copulation begin?>

"WAH!"

Flint rolls himself back on the bedsheets. "...w-w-w-WHAT - "

<You were both intoxicated with beer,> you explain. <And you complained about me not knowing dick about anything. To satisfy both our needs, I arranged for you to copulate with Auriel, and I decided to stay and observe through the night. When does the mating begin?>

"It doesn't fucking work like that!" Flint's voice is cracking. "It doesn't just...begin!"

<Then how does it work?>

Auriel stirs, murmuring. She works her head deeper into her pillow.

Flint carefully works his way off the bed...

The parasite twists inside of him. You feel a flash of worry...

Flint falls over Auriel, knocking her off the bed. They both end up in a tangle on the floor. Auriel splutters awake. "What-where-uh..."

She falls silent.

"AAHHHH!"

Flint desperately tries to escape, and does, but not before he takes several bruises on his arms and legs. You're more confused than ever.

Auriel snags the sheet off the bed and covers herself with it. Unfortunately, it's the sheet covered in her own bile. She drops it, shrieking, and runs into the adjacent room holding the chamber pot and and tub. She slams the door shut.

Her voice comes through muffled. "...what...what happened?! What did we do?!"

Flint runs a hand through his hair. "...I have no idea."

"That's no help you idiot!"

<I was watching the whole time,> you begin.

"WHAAAT?!?!" comes Auriel's shriek.

"...Shadow..." Flint says. "...what...is wrong with you?"

con't

>>24618047
Holy shit, capellini didn't even occur to me.

You're a fucking genius.

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>>24618099

>He took my suggestion of "Not knowing dick about anything"

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>>24618099
GLORIOUS

<Did I do something wrong?>

<perhaps you were in the wrong position>

<did you need more ignorance potion?>

>>24618099
This is beautiful.

I almost inhaled the pecan pie I'm eating

Rolled 1

>>24618120

ALL OF THESE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

>>24618099
<...Did I do something wrong?>

>>24618099

>dat feel when there's no .gif for dis feel

...my sides...somebody call 911...

>>24618120
<I believe I saw a book on human copulation in the library do you need it's assistance?>

>>24618099
"What do you mean? You guys were always talking about copulating all the time when I was dragging your bodies from the "bar". I was only trying to help."

>>24618099

<Auriel clearly stated a desire to copulate with you. I thought it would help. Does this mean you will not be copulating then?>

<Wrong with me?> you demand. <Nothing is wrong with me. You're the ones that have something -wrong- with you. First, you spend half the night consuming ignorance potions at the bar, forcing me to drag you back here. Despite that - despite all that trouble - you both said you wanted to copulate with one another, and I thought it would be a valuable learning experience. I keep hearing about all the things I -don't- know, all the things that are such a -burden- to explain to a creature that simply popped! into the world a week ago. So I go through the -additional- hassle of removing your clothes so that you might both copulate easier. Favor after favor, Sir Flint, and you have the gall to demand what is wrong of me.>

Flint swallows hard. "...well. Did we?"

<Did you what?>

"DID WE FUCK OR NOT, YOU IMBECILIC SHADOW?!" comes Auriel's shrieking voice.

<That's the whole thing,> you say. <All that, and you both just slept the entire night. What do you even need all that sleep for? I've had enough humanity for 1 day, thank you. I'll meet you at breakfast.>

You stomp out of the room, feeling annoyed and quite justified in your several frustrations.

-------------------------
-------------------------

Next time, on Shadow Quest:

SPAGHETTI FOR BREAKFAST

HP: 18/37
Mana: 2/10
EXP: 1
Humanity: 43
Temerity: 37

Ask me meta while I brush my teeth.

>>24618099
Shadow: Confirmed for the most Innocent person on the planet that can still consume corpses without a second thought.

>>24618166
>>24618159
>>24618158
>>24618120
ALL OF THEM

IT'S RAINING SPAGHETTI

Good god this is funny as fuck.

>eating demons one moment
>watching knightbro go full on Angel Hair levels of spaggoottie the next

SHADOW QUEST QUEST OF THE YEAR ALL YEARS FOREVER SM IS NEW QUEST DIETY

>>24618099
Ink under the door and open it from Auriel's side-
<Perhaps this too is part of the human mating ritual? I never knew it was so complex.>

>>24618172

Are you enjoying the Spaghetti Elementals we summoned into creation?

>>24618172
LIKE. A. BOSS.

>>24618172
Thread Saturday night?

>>24618195
I DIDN'T THINK ANYTHING COULD TOP HERETICAL LOVE FOR ME

I WAS SO VERY WRONG, SO DELIGHTFULLY WRONG

>>24618173
The almost total lack of understanding is part of what makes the character so endearing.

>>24618172
What kind of sauce would you recommend for ALL DIS SPAGOOTI?

>>24618172
Can we use the summoning ritual from the book to summon the succubus even when we don't have unlocked the ability yet?

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>>24618172
and so we have assumed our true for, The Flying Spagooti Monster. May humanity ever be in our shadowy appendage

>>24618243
we should've shoved a succubus into the bed as well

Next thread when?

>>24618172
Aww come on, we've gotta get some humanity points for that.

Alternatively, you can just add a third abstract stat: Spaghetti.

>>24618279
SPAGOOTER

>>24618172
Just dropping by to say that your quest is currently the best quest on /tg/. You might even have Papa N beat.

>>24618253
praise him

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Shadow really reminds me of Pride.

Except with more spaghetti...

>>24618172
and to think, we only have this bountiful feast of pasta because we didn't fuck over Auriel

>>24618279

You'll get your humanity, and experience, next time.

Hey, someone already archived the thread. Hooray, no chance to fuck up the tags.

Next thread...Sunday night, 8-9pm EST. I have work a bit to early to do one tomorrow night.

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I think this opens up a whole new level of mocking.

>Mimic Auriel
>Beg for fuck
>Stumble around
>Try to fly but fall on our ass

>>24618299
>>24618195

Very glad you enjoy it. It's a lot of fun to write. You guys give me plenty of good ideas, too.

You won't be expecting what comes next, though.

>>24618353
never stop doing what you do SM. whether we live or die at some point, this will always be a fond memory

>>24618383
In a good way, or a bad way?

Because I'm getting hyped.

>>24618383
...she is going to be our next party member isn't she?.....Dammit SM you are going to try and sidetrack up from meeting up with Abby aren't you? It won't work this time!

>>24618400

>that feel of ultimate power when I know everything and you know nothing

ehehehe....

ahaha...

AUHEUHAUHEUAHEUHAUEHAUHEUA

Breakfast will probably be along the lines you'd expect...but I'm referring to the adventure directly afterward.

The quest to find Abby, Adavan, and free Flint from his curse begins!

dun-dun-dun!

>>24618383
Let me guess, we stumble into a magical portal that takes us back to the time of the elementomachy, thus providing us with an opportunity to make Erebus and Hyperion fuck?

>>24618435
Is Hyperion a guy, girl or asexual?

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>>24618435
Eww

>>24618435

CAN YOU READ MY MIND?!?!

>>24618446

Doesn't matter baby.

We got shadowy appendages, and tentacles.

>>24618433
>>24618435
time to find out where baby elementals come from

>>24618433
Is Auriel going to join the party?

We need a sustainable source of spaghetti to fuel our ascension, and having Auriel and Flint in the party after today will give us all the pasta we require.

*Especially* if we resummon Annette before we leave.

>>24618486
Flint gets all the bitches

Oh god.

It just hit me.

>Flint and Auriel in party
>Joey, AFTER we gave him the Feels and our speech and most probably altered the way he views us, the world, and all the people and creatures in it.
>Succubus that pledged herself to us and probably -would- not suck souls if we asked her, for fear of our disapproval or wrath.

>>24618486
This makes me wonder if spaghetti is like magic in the manner of spaghetti begetting spaghetti, like a big delicious pasta feed back loop.

If so, does this mean that Flint is the harbinger of the Spaghettomanchy?

So SM, what was your favorite part.

>Getting Ass kicked
>Kicking Ass
>The Feels with Joey
>The Spaghettipocalypse.

>>24618553
Spaghetti must flow.

>>24618486
>>24618532

I ADMIT NOTHING

>>24618597

Tough one.

Actually, one of my favorite parts was when the fire mage almost killed you back in Jacob's Field. That felt very intense for some reason.

I have the say, the recent spaghettomacy has been highly entertaining.

Suddenly, accelerated opportunities to summon a succubus everywhere...

well, night all. Happy trails.

>>24618639
Good night SM.

>>24618639
Night SM.

...Oh lord...If Auriel joins our party......I wonder how she is going to react when she meet our Lich friend.

>>24618673
you mean our racist old grandpa, depends

>>24618689
>Racist old Lich grandpa
>Meets racist old angel

Does anyone find it ridiculously cute / funny that Shadow is capable of extreme introspection and intense examination of what actually constitutes justice and morality, but is innocent as fuck as to the most basic actions and codes of humanity?

>>24619121
Well I'm about 80% sure we're the embodiment of Justice and Morality so it makes some sense

>>24619137

I just find it somewhat amazing and beautiful that our Shadow, is capable of inspiring great emotions and shifts in ideals in people who viewed the world so bleakly, all the while maintaining his ignorance of what it means to be human or any semblance of.

I mean, we got Flint, (Probably) Adavan, Joey with our feels barrage, Ila, Possibly The Duke (A pragmatic man, but one who hopefully sees us a friend and individual instead of a tool with personality), possibly Auriel.

>>24619182
Yes the minion army is coming along nicely

>>24619121
..."Justice is blind."

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

>>24620832
And with this you missed all your chances of killing Auriel. Reason wins again.

>>24620832
Go chew on your doorknobs.