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I missed you all so. Sorry I fell asleep after thread end last night. Five AM is way past my bedtime.

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Christmas was a roaring success, so much so, that you had to have an Armoury/Reliquary constructed in your house. You were flat out running out of room to put all the dangerous shit you were accruing, and so a small adjoining room was added, a bit like a large walk in closet. Here, Sow hangs when Daliah isn't practicing, the blood medallion sits on a velvet pad, as do Risk and Reward. The gloves called Sisyphus sit next to them, left plainly on the table. Providence is rarely here, only while Melissa is in the house does she leave the staff here. Your knife, your Gauntlet, and all the other various weapons and armour you've gathered also sit in here. There's room for quite a bit more, thankfully. The cube also stays in here, in the bottom drawer of the desk.

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Winter is swiftly coming to an end. The days get warmer until the snow stops falling, and becomes rain. The rain washes the snow away, revealing your muddy ass field. Seriously, it's a tarpit. You're pretty sure you can't plant like this, but you sure can stock up on seeds. Before you leave, you check on the mead you're brewing in the root cellar. It seems to be coming along nicely, though a taste test reveals it to be bland. You should pick up some herbs and spices.

You head back up to the house and say farewell to the girls. Daliah stops you. "Keith, Rezna needs to go to the clinic, can you take her with you on one of the onagers? It's too muddy to walk." You don't see a reason to decline, and so you leave, the two of you.

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The ass plods ponderously through the mud, not getting stuck, but also not making much progress. "Perhaps we should just go back to the farm, Rezna, this is getting difficult. It wouldn't do to injure the donkey just trying to get into town." From behind you, a small voice. "No. I must get to the clinic. There's always another way."
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>>24853107
I'm guessing she has a good reason for it, but no harm in asking what's so important.
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>>24853107
Ask her what's so critical there.

Personally, I'm guessing she feels like she's doing penance by working there.
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>>24853196
>>24853215
This.
I wonder if we have more feels incoming, Rezna seems to be pretty good at generating them.
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You've come to trust Rezna a bit more since christmas, and so you goad her a bit.

"Oh, and what way would you suggest?"

Rezna moves a bit closer to you on the ass' back, and continues in her flat tone. "You cut yourself shaving this morning. Look at me."

You turn a bit, curious as to how she'd noticed that, it's rather well hidden under your chin. Keeping your neckbeard in check with 1600's tech is difficult.

"What are you getting at, Rezna?" With that, she takes your head in her hands, and pulls it down to her face. It's an awkward scenario, but not as awkward as it's about to get. Rezna sticks out her small tongue, and licks the tiny wound under your chin. She works it for only a short while, and then releases you. She moves her hands down to the donkey, and closes her eyes. In moments, the ass begins to move with renew vigor, the mud incapable of restraining it's movements. It gains speed, and eventually you're travelling at the speed of a horse's trot.

"Rezna, I appreciate you using a pre-existing wound, but for the love of god, don't ever let Melissa or Daliah see you do that."

"Why."
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>>24853270
"Because that's the kind of personal contact that...well, we're not married, and you're not my girlfriend, and that was very...intimate."
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You reach town in record time, and drop Rezna off at the clinic. "I will be done here in two hours. If you head back to the farm...I don't like walking in the mud, I don't have the strength."

Do you feel like spending enough time in town to pick Rezna up on your way home?

[ ] Nah, let's just buy our things and head home, the girl can walk, or we can send Daliah out here for her

[ ] I don't see why not, see you in a few hours.
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>>24853328
Why don't we accompany her to the clinic for now, since we didn't get to asking her why it was so critical that she get there today. We can leave after a bit and do some seed shopping. But yeah, we're not ditching her.
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>>24853328
[X] I don't see why not, see you in a few hours.

We don't spend that much time in town, it'll give us a chance to get to know some people better, pick up a good variety of spices for the mead, meet some of the folks we've hardly ever talked to, and it'd be rude to make her walk through the rain and the mud.
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>>24853355
>>24853364
I'm also a bit worried at how freely she uses blood magic, we might want to make sure she doesn't do the same to the villagers.
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>>24853400
I'm honestly not too worried about it, as long as she doesn't get carried away with using it, or use the medallion except in emergencies.
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>>24853430
She doesn't have access to the medallion, unless she asks us for it or steals it, the wound licking could freak people out though and we don't want to have to deal with a witch hunt.
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>>24853491
Given the recent splitting of a mountain, and subsequent non-action by the town against Keith, not to mention various overt references to mysticism such as the trio of wedding rings, I don't think this town is big on the witch hunts.
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"You know, Rezna, if you want, I could stay here with you for a while, if you need help."

You offer your services, and Rezna seems to consider. "I'm just reading some books on medicine." She leaves the sentence open, but you figure there's not much good that could come of spending more time in close proximity with a girl who openly licks your face in the name of convenience.

"I think I'll go buy seeds, and herbs. I'll see you in a bit though, maybe we'll have time."

With that, Rezna nods and enters the clinic without a word. You clop the donkey forward, but he's lost all his previous vigor. Damn it.

~~~~~

At the seed shop, you plonk a fat bag of silver down on the counter. "Alright, I've got a lot of field, and not much seed. Let's fix that."

It's springtime, bitches. Name five crops you want planted. Also, name a couple of spices and herbs you'd like to use in the mead.
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>>24853538
As if they would believe we would be capable of punching a hole in a mountain. But still, have a talk with her about the licking thing. It's creepy.

In a sexy way
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>>24853538
"Don't worry, I'll fix you right up as long as I get to drink some of your blood." would freak me out, and last time Rezna explained blood healing it was something along the lines of taking the pain of others into herself, she doesn't have to be all dark and edgy self inflicted torture atonement, it would actually be better if she wasn't.
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>>24853632
To clarify, she's not drinking blood because she derives pleasure directly from blood. She works in the medium, and hypodermics don't exist.

Now, that's not to say she doesn't enjoy anyone's blood...but she's not eating it for jollies.
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>>24853590
Herbs: nutmeg, allspice, cinnamon, cloves, etc. Let's make some mulled mead.

Also: what are the chances we can grow grapes here? Both for direct use and for raisins and wine attempts.
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>>24853666
You can grow grapes just fine. Takes three seasons though.
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>>24853590
We want barley for beer, wheat for bread and cakes, potatoes because they are awesome and, uh, sugar beets?
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>>24853688
Sounds reasonable. Let's go for some grapes, wheat, and potatoes, at least.

And we could perhaps use a corner of the root cellar to start growing some edible mushrooms.
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>>24853665
Didn't mean to imply she derived any pleasure from it. Thanks for that thought. Now cute and awkward has become creepy and maybe lewd.
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>>24853590
Before we unilaterally decide what we're growing: what have Daliah and Melissa said about the upcoming growing season? Other than the previous mentions of potatoes as a wonderful thing, and Melissa's desire to grow anything fermentable.
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>>24853688
What about sugar cane?
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>>24853749
They're mostly tired out from the relic season. The previous desires stand, potatoes and fermentables.

>>24853758
Tell me about sugar cane.
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>>24853725
grapes wheat potatoes and barley then?
>And we could perhaps use a corner of the root cellar to start growing some edible mushrooms.
Or we could just go into the forest, you know, the thing with trees in every direction and mushrooms on the ground.
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>>24853590
Potatoes, canola, grapes, and kale.
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>>24853758
sugar beet is easier to grow and more likely to be found and grown in a temperate climate.
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>>24853590
Okay the standard two of potatoes and wheat.

Could we set up the companion planting of corn, squash, and beans all in the plot as all three of them support and make each other grow better when planted literally on top of each other.

Maybe some sugar beets and/or yams.

>>24853758
Sugar cane requires a tropical climate, unless we're tropical and have weather pretty much like Cuba I don't think it'll work out well.
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>>24853774
>eating mushrooms in the forest

You, uhh, you really want to do that? I won't kill you, but an entire thread might become devoted to a bad trip.
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>>24853774
If the store has some, they'll definitely be the edible kind and not the deadly kind.

>>24853773
It's a tall grassy reed with a stalk that looks like small bamboo, and it's a perennial. That much I knew offhand; from looking it up, it should grow reasonably in this climate: it likes either warm temperate or tropical, and we have the former.

>>24853813
Yeah, that's exactly why I'd like to start some ourselves based on stuff in the store.
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>>24853799
Sugar beet would be fine too. I just think we want something we can use to produce sugar, since we had an interest in pastries.

That, and some wheat.
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You leave with a good mixture of seeds. Wheat, potatoes, sugar beets, and grapes. You also collect a good deal of spices and herbs. Basically a spice rack full. You want to be able to experiment with the liquors.

You have some more time to kill before Rezna wants to leave. Do you want to go hang out with her for a while, or would you rather hit the pub?
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>>24853813
So you are saying the village has no ideas what mushrooms are eatable?
It really isn't hard picking the right mushrooms with some basic knowledge, just go for the safe ones.
There is no poisonous or trippy shroom that looks anything like the chantarelle and the penny bun and similar are also pretty damn safe bets.
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>>24853904
Let's hit the pub, we can meet some people there, see what's happening around town, if there are any parties planned for the future, see how everyone is acclimating to us, and how everyone is acclimating to Rezna.
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>>24853905
I'm saying Daliah might translate "Not deadly" as "Safe to eat", from her mushroom book.
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>>24853904
Lets go to the pub and gauge the towns reaction to the mountain incident.
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>>24853953
I'm pretty sure the book will point out any psychedelic qualities.
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>>24853977
Details, schmetails.
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>>24853904
any chance of getting hops too before leaving town?
>>24853953
Then ask Melissa, it would be very weird if the villagers of both villages didn't eat the mushrooms in the area.
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>>24853904
Could we get a reminder of what's in the town, again? Smith, glazier, jeweller, tailor, general store, seed shop, Hamad's house (and presumably other residences), clinic, pub...
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>>24853998
Are hops useful for anything other than fermentation?
>>24854016
That's about it, really.
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>>24854016
Oh, and a carpenter.
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>>24854031
Well they technically aren't part of the fermentation process, they're antibacterial and give beer a much longer shelf life and make it foamier. But you don't need them to ferment.

They also have some medicinal uses, but that's not their primary usage.
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>>24854031
>Are hops useful for anything other than fermentation?

Mostly no. And actually, the hops are used more for flavor and to keep the result from spoiling; usually you ferment malt with hops in it.
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>>24854031
It is pretty and can be used as deodorant, it also doesn't go in the fields, we can grow it pretty much anywhere and we don't need all that much of it.
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>>24854076
>>24854060
Then it's unlikely a subsistence farming town has any available. Maybe we can search the wilds for some.
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>>24854094
Forest adventure with shrooms and wild hops!
Just don't grab any gilled shrooms (other than chantarelles) or ones that look like brains.
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You head to the pub, you haven't really been into town much since the whole mountain incident. You're curious if they noticed anything.

"RUN, IT'S STONESLAYER!"

Uh oh.

~~~~~~~

The pub calms down, and it turns out that a funny thing happened. Shortly after you returned from the mountain, Melissa apparently came to the pub, proselytzing your deeds to the town. Half boast for having been there, half embellishment on the grandiose nature of your deeds. The villagers gather round, asking about the look on the Skeleton Demon Lord's face as your fist connected righteously. It takes some time, but you manage to convince the room that it wasn't so grand. Unfortunately, a small voice pipes up. "You did destroy a mountain, Keith. And you forgot me." Oh crap. You look out a window, and it's been more than a little while.

[ ] Try to smoothe Rezna over
[ ] Just head home, she'll be okay
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>>24854151
[x] Try to smoothe Rezna over
"I didn't forget you, I was going to check in on you before heading back to the farm."

Do we know if the river has any crayfish?
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>>24854151
[X] Try to smoothe Rezna over

"It was a small mountain. Or at least it is now.

I didn't forget you, I just completely lost track of time while I was waiting for you to finish whatever you were up to. I was going to stop by the clinic and get you before I left, but you finished before I got to that.

But anyways, sorry about being late."
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>>24854209
All rivers have crayfish. Why?
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>>24854209
Not going to help:
>>24853590
>"I think I'll go buy seeds, and herbs. I'll see you in a bit though, maybe we'll have time."


"I'm sorry; I finished at the seed shop, and I didn't know you'd be done at the clinic so quickly; I assumed you'd be several more hours, and I'd planned to come back by shortly."
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>>24854240
They are delicious and we aren't eating them.
This should be remedied.
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>>24854288
Actually, Keith is a Hasidic Jew, and crayfish are too much like lobsters.
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>>24854315
Are you saying we can't eat bacon or crayfish?

Because I don't think you just said that we have any dietary restrictions on what delicious foods we can happily eat. It wouldn't be a wise thing to say.
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>>24854315
but no other jews are around. who's gonna call him out on it?
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>>24854347
>>24854350
I'm fucking kidding.
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"My bad, Rezna, time flies."

She stares at you with impassive eyes.

"Are you ready to go home now?"

"No. I want to go somewhere."

Okaaayyyy. "Where?"

"East."
"Why?"
"Take me, or Don't."

[ ] Take her East, less than a day trip
[ ] Hell no, we're going home
[ ] Other
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>>24854315
>Actually, Keith is a Hasidic Jew, and crayfish are too much like lobsters.
It's not specifically against lobsters, they aren't allowed to eat anything that lives in water that doesn't have scales and fins, so no shark or sea snake either.
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>>24854315
Yeah and Jews don't do polygamy, so dietary restrictions are a moot point.

I know your joking, but the other players might take you seriously
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>>24854391
>[x] Take her East, less than a day trip
She's rather cryptic most of the time, we better go with her though or Daliah is going to be mad.
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>>24854391
"Well then I won't. Get on the donkey."
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>>24854391
>[ ] Other
go home, drop off all the stuff, tell Melissa and Daliah were we going, then go east
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>>24854410
That's cultural and not religious though, their founding father Abraham had two wives.
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>>24854441
Home is west, and would really delay the trip.
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>>24854391
"OK, but I've promised Daliah and Melissa not to leave town without telling them. Mind if we leave a note first?"
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>>24854459
Send a runner, then. Find a kid who wants to earn a silver piece by running to the farm and dropping off a note.
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Give me 15 minutes guys, have to play a round or two of Yikerz with my wife.

Please discuss quest matters until I get back.

I'm so sorry.
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>>24854459
okay, how about this. Pay someone to take the stuff back to the farm, and have them tell Melissa and Daliah that you're going on a little trip east
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>>24854391
"Okay, fine. I'm assuming it's important, though I do like explanations for this sort of thing.

Do we have the time to go home first to drop off seeds and let my wives know where I'm going or should I leave a note and ask them to hold the seeds for the rest of the day?"
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>>24854470
I was just about to suggest this.
I really hope we don't end up in a fight without relics and waifus to back us up.
>>24854484
This actually sounds like a pretty good idea,
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>>24854470
>>24854484
Good idea.
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>>24854545
it's a hell of a lot better than plan c
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>>24854559
Plan c? Is that having Daliah kill everyone?
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>>24854588
omg, how did you know that?

GET OUT OF MY HEAD
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>>24854559
Though not as good as plan "the D". But that plan can wait until later.
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>>24854617
Plan the Doctor?
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>>24854588
No, it's the Last Centurion
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Rolled 73

>>24854677
>>24854714
Rolling for a blue police box
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>>24854484
I can get behind this, but we should ask Rezna what this is about so that we can better inform Melissa and Daliah.
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>>24854758
Yeah. "Alright. Let me send a runner back with the seeds and a note for Daliah and Melissa. Anything I can put in the note besides 'East'?"
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>>24854617
I prefer plan DD.

~~~

You give your knapsack to a young village lad, around 12. "If you take this to my farm, and tell my wives to expect me home late, I'll give you one shiny silver coin!" The boy snags the coin and the bag, and takes off west like Usain Bolt.

"Okay, Rezna, what lies east?"

She stares at you some more, and then turns heel and goes out of the pub, and sits on the donkey. She looks at you expectantly. Sighing, you follow suit.

As you spur the ass forward, Rezna leans into you. You scootch forward, but there's only so much room on the back of the beast of burden.

"Rezna, we're not moving fast enough for you to be leaning on me."

A sharp sensation touches your face, and you stiffen, but it's only a fingernail. "We're going where we're going." "Rezna, that's not what I'm talking about."

~~~~~~

The sun nears the horizon when you arrive at your destination. It's a graveyard. It's near dark, and you're alone in a graveyard with an emotionally unstable bloodwitch.

[ ] Be a man
[ ] Get the hell out of there
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>>24854822
[X] Be a man

"Rezna, if there's a reason you've taken me to a graveyard in the middle of nowhere around sundown I would appreciate hearing it.

Just idle curiosity, that's all."
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So you guys want to follow the crazy blood witch to an unknown location without any planning or defenses.
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>>24854822
Be a man! We do have sisyphus, right?
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>>24854822
>[ ] Be a man
Wait, East? In the direction of Old Bounty?
Could this be where all of the people who died in Old Bounty are buried?
Maybe Rezna just wanted to visit her family's grave?
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>>24854869
Nope, we left everything at home. Because we didn't think we'd need it for a simple trip into town.

"Rezna, am I going to wish I hadn't left the relics at home for whatever this is? Because that's the kind of thing I'd want to have some advance notice of, before we leave the house next time.

So, we're here. What now?"
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>>24854869
All relics and weapons are at home.
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>>24854900
That seems entirely plausible. She probably has some graves to visit, and some others to piss on.
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>>24854859
We must be swift as a coursing river
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>>24854900
You bastard. I'm trying to be clever.
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>>24854913
Sonuva...
I stand by my be a man. Because we are the mountain piercing farmer!
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>>24854900
That's probably it.

If there are any flowers around we could pick some for the graves.
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"Rezna, why are we in a graveyard? Why are you holding me so tightly?"

Rezna raises one small hand up along your chest, to your neck. It's not sensual, but you shiver anyways.

"Be calm Keith, have no fear. Trust in me. Just in me."

That last bit sounds familiar, but you try to steady your breathing. With that, Rezna dismounts, and walks among the graves. She beckons for you to follow.

She stops here and there, touching a headstone, reading an inscription. Eventually she comes to a trio of graves. She points to them, and you look closer.

"Shan, of Bounty Village, killed by slavs."
"Sarei, of Bounty Village, killed by slavs"
"Rezna, of Bounty Village, presumed killed by slavs"

Oh. "So, the villagers must be a little creeped out by you then, huh?"

That wasn't smooth. "Yes. They don't know why they should fear me, but they do. They see my scars, and assume I'm some undead creature. I'm useful in my medicines though, so they don't say anything to me." She's getting started, though her tone makes you step back a bit. She clamps your wrist in her hand, rooting you.

"Melissa worries about me, Daliah is obsessed with me. They are good intentioned, but blind. The village fears me. They are good people, but blind. You."

She pauses. "Other than my parents, no one has ever treated me as you do. I died in the desert, Keith. Years, and years and years. Blood still pumped in me, I still drew breath, but I was not human. I was a reactionary animal, tearing out organs, drinking blood. Blood, blood, blood. When you found me, the only reason I did not kill you was that I smelled something about you. Smell is the wrong word, intuited. I could have flayed you all where you stood, would have flayed the two women. But you."

She's being really verbose right now, and the sun is going down. This is probably your last chance to bug out.
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>>24855180
I think I see where this is going and I'm not sure I like where its going. Not without permission from our wives at least.
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>>24855180
>Last chance to bug out

I'm scared and curious at the same time.

No sexy time though
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>>24855180
i forget, how old is Rezna compared to us?
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>>24855180
I want to know where this is going, I'm worried it is going somewhere I wouldn't want it to go though.
And we should probably get back to the farm before the waifus start worrying.
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>>24855275
Same age.
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>>24855180
"I think the people around here haven't seen enough good or evil to know that the line between the two is not as bright as they think. You're a decent person, Rezna, and other people will see that too. Give them time."

>>24855264
Indeed. We're not going there.
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>>24855293
This.
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>Harvest Moon quest
>No fucking farming at all

You should probably post with a different title next time.
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>>24855180
Let's not bug out, we won't fuck her, but she could use a supporting shoulder at this point.

Give her a hug. "Everyone deserves a second chance if they're willing to take it.

I'm sure that if you keep on helping people they'll see the same sort of things that I see. So don't give up."

>>24855275
Around the same age as us, Daliah, and Melissa, but she's absolutely tiny.
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>>24855180
We got to clear up relationship with Rezna. We bug out, Rezna will never open up again, that may cause problems with the wives.
I say we stay and stand our ground.
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>>24855315
were you around for the first 8 or so threads? There has been plenty of farming and we will get back to farming soon enough.
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>>24855315
We just got through with winter. We'll get a greenhouse, eventually, so that we can grow things in winter too, but right now we can't.
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"Rezna, I..."

She reaches up and shushes you.

"You, Melissa, Daliah, and me. The four of us, were meant to be together. I can intuit that, having tasted of your bloods. As long as we're all together, nothing will stop us."

"Yes, Rezna, but I'm married to Melissa and Daliah. The relationship the three of us have, it's different than the relationship you and I have."

Rezna laughs. You step back, way back. You've never heard that noise before.

"Keith, do not fear. I know this. But you and I are not as far apart as you think. I'll leave it at that for now, but know this. My parents hear me when I say these things. I feel them here, in the graveyard. You, and I, and Daliah, and Melissa are bound together, forever."

You begin to speak again, but you're cut off.

"Take me home now. There's farming to do tomorrow."
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>>24855315
I'm sorry, do you want the seeds to rot in the ground? Shit, the ground is probably still frozen to a degree.
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>>24855331
This.
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>>24855334
"OK Rezna. It's nice to hear you laugh. You should do that more."
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>>24855334
"You should laugh more often, it's a nice sound.

And yes, there is farming to do tomorrow, the fields are a mess."

Give her a hug, carry her and lift her onto the onager, and head on home.
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>>24855356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYEcTWqaTWU
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>>24855334
"Alright, Rezna. Let's go home."
And let's go.
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It's a long, silent ride home, and your wives are waiting with questions when you arrive. Rezna quietly clears everything up with them, and you head to bed alone, while they chat. You've got a long day ahead.

~~~~~~

Morning comes like a roomful of japanese businessmen, and it's hot. Warm.

You jump out of bed, tripping over one of the girls, and scramble outside to check the fields. They're much drier now, and they look to become usable with continued sunlight. You're pumped. "Finally, we can do some fucking farming!" Behind you, you hear one of the girls say, "What, too much time surrounded by women and adventure? Fag."

~~~~~

You spend much of the day arranging your tools, planning out the planting arrangements and checking on the animals. You get some primo eggs, which you decide to keep for breakfast tomorrow. You'll need the energy.

[ ] What do you want to do with the rest of your day?
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>>24855442
Talk to the waifus about mushrooms and build crayfish traps.
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>>24855442
Sample mead, ponder which spices would taste best in it. Because I'm thinking wild hops might taste good in it. Or nutmeg.
Also, >>24855465
this
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>>24855442
Okay, so since we're still waiting for the fields to dry enough to be safe to plant, let's get some fishing done today. We can also ask about safe, edible, non-psychotropic mushrooms that we can try to grow in the root cellar.

The day after we plant everything, we should go and bury the Hellcube.
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>>24855442
"The women I would never want to live without. Adventure, though, is best in moderation."

>[ ] Who do you want to do with the rest of your day?

Also
>>24855472
>Sample mead, ponder which spices would taste best in it.

This. Let's divide it up into a couple of batches, and try a couple of things. I'd like to try some mulling spices.
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>>24855442
First and foremost, it's sunny outside, that means we don't wear a shirt. Because fuck shirts.

For the mead put in some ginger, cinnamon, cloves, mint, star anise, allspice, nutmeg, cardomom, or whichever ones from this grouping that we have. They all work well together. Be careful about cloves, it's so easy to overclove things.

Okay the fields are an absolute mess, we need to get those in line before we can get to planting stuff. Hooking up a plow to an onager ought to let us get it done much quicker.
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>>24855442
Since you've said that the terrain is somewhat unspecified until we ask more about it: are there any other mountains around? Are any of them volcanoes? Because that seems like a good approach for dealing with the cube.
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>>24855442

plan out channels for the later installation of the automated irrigation system. mainly using some large sticks to mark positions for the struts, maybe mark out the main tank... we can use the waterwheel to fill the tank and have the overflow go back into the river...
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>>24855519
There's no significant geological activity in the region.
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>>24855442
>Shrooms
>Crayfish traps
>PLANTING PLANS
>Wonder if ditches are required
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>>24855512
>Hooking up a plow
I don't think we have a plow.
We still need to pick up the cart from the carpenter.
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>>24855529
Even after we blew up a mountain?
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>>24855512
I'd say one batch with mulling (cinnamon, allspice, nutmeg, cloves), and another one with mint.
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>>24855494
Why would we want to grow mushrooms in the root cellar? It's much too small for growing any meaningful amount in and we have a whole forest right outside our door.
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>>24855546
*natural* geologic activity.
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>>24855546
Punching out a mountain face =/= subterranean magma chambers.
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>>24855529
How about we grab the gauntlet and the rings and punch our way down through the earth crust?
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>>24855575
Punching out a mountain face = significant seismological activity which could = cracks in the crust which could also mean lava.
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>>24855585

because a the heat will probably kill us before we reach the mantle...
even if we do, the pressure of the plastic rock will cause a rather large, area-destroying, eruption...
the mantle will most likely create an acidic lava flow, meaning that it is more fluid and runs faster, resulting in higher fatalities and a greater area of destruction...

Though, we could drill a deep hole and use geo-thermal energy to provide us with a constant source of hot water...
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>>24855442
Mead spicing time. Get some opinions from the others on what they'd like, especially Melissa since she's the most eager about it.
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>>24855550
Mmmm. Mint mead sounds wonderful.
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You decide to fiddle with the mead, and Melissa follows you.

You separate the mead into several smaller barrels, and begin spicing them differently. Anise in one, mint in another. Melissa mulls one on her own. She stirs the meads with Providence, something you begin to object to until you think about it.

The day passes happily, especially when Melissa keeps tasting the fruits of your labours.

"I do soooo love liquor, husband. We're going to need so much more of it though. We should get more honey after we plant the seeds tomorrow. More bees, more honey, more mead."

You nod appreciatively. "Live to farm to drink, eh honey?"

She giggles. "Yes. I suppose you could call me a Booze Witch!"

With that, the two of you break out in laughter.

~~~~~~~

The day of great expectations arrives, and it's all hands on deck. You all wake up before dawn to begin tilling the fields. Rezna follows after you dropping seeds into the furrows. It takes all day, and you don't finish completely.

"Damn it, this is harder than it looked. We're going to have to finish it in two days, ladies."

You marshal your tired forces the next day, and with perseverance, the labour is complete.

Wheat grows next to grapes, which neighbour the potatoes, which border the sugar beets.

Melissa wipes a bit of sweat from her brow.
"We are going to have so much liquor in a year. So much." She's salivating a bit.

"Does Providence protect your liver, too, honey?" She shrugs happily. "I'll have to find out!"

[ ] How do you want to wind down the day? Something relaxing is best.
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>>24855802
Fish at the river, and relax on its banks.
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>>24855802
Bury the fucking cube. 6 feet down. in a metal box if we have one.
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Rolled 83

>>24855802
>She giggles. "Yes. I suppose you could call me a Booze Witch!"
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>>24855802
>[ ] How do you want to wind down the day? Something relaxing is best.

How late in the day is it?

If it's still light out, let's check on the fruit trees, and then take a nice leisurely walk down to the river together. If it's dark now, make an early night and morning of it; perhaps curl up with our wives and a good book to share.

>>24855879
Oh, right, this first. May not be relaxing, but it needs doing. Perhaps we'll plant a tree on top of it later, so that nobody is inclined to dig there.
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>>24855901
It worked once, always worth a try,
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>>24855802

do we have any cards? We could play poker...


>>24855911
and then the Tree was filled with the screaming souls of the damned...
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>>24855802
Well the obvious answer is sex, but we can do that a bit later.

Start by giving our wives kisses and giving Rezna a hug and pick her up because we're manly like that.

Head to the river, wash off, goof off with our wives, wash them off, swim a bit, apply the muscle cream to Daliah and honestly since everyone's been working outside the past few days everyone might want some.

When it gets dark bring a blanket outside, cuddle up with the girls and watch the stars and tell stories.

We'll find a nice clearing a good distance from our farm tomorrow and bury the cube as deep as possible.
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>>24855936
>do we have any cards? We could play poker...

...proceed.
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>>24855901
Are you actually rolling to see if she's a booze witch?
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>>24855879
Disposing of the Not Lament Configuration is not something I would call relaxing. We should take care of it soon though.
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>>24855956
Strip poker by the light of the fireplace and candles?
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>>24855936
Brilliant!
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Rolled 41

>>24855957
I think he did.
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>>24855979
No one else in the thread would like that but you and I, friend.
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>>24856027
I would. At least, if Rezna decides to go to bed early.
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>>24855957
Well actually, if she uses Providence to stir all of the stuff were fermenting it'll naturally build up yeast, particularly those that fare the best in the alcoholic beverages that we drink, which completely non-magically will make it make the stuff stirred with it ferment better and possibly at a higher ABV if it builds up something akin to champagne yeast.

Throw magic at is and the yeast will grow absurdly well.
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>>24856027
Eh, he don't know us very well, do he?
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I would enjoy that very much.
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>>24856096
>>24856078
Smutbin?
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>>24856027
Some creative poker, with a fade to black after someone runs out of things to bet, would be a lovely way to end the day.

Besides, what do you want to bet neither of our wives have ever played poker before? (And thus will naturally clean Keith's clock, because hijinks.)
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>>24855957
I turned one of them into a blood witch, unless you had that planned before that roll, so I thought why not?
>Rezna the blood witch
>Melissa the booze witch
>Daliah the book witch (think Read or Die paper masters)
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Rolled 20

>>24856111
Dice ruining the smutbin since HMQ Volume 11
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>>24856111
For the end of the game, yeah. But the introduction and start of the game, someone suggesting a way to make it more interesting, and the subsequent bets until someone runs out of items of clothing? That can go here.
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>>24856126
So what does that make Keith?
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>>24856159
Voltron.
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>>24856143
(Besides, a bit of interactivity would be fun there. Not least of which when seeing which of our wives can bluff, and whether one of them (or us) decides to spice things up with a little Risk or Reward.)

>>24856159
The witch wizard, obviously.
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Rolled 74

>>24856159
Only women have magic powers, duh.
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>>24856159
the PAWNCH wizard
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>>24855948
>When it gets dark bring a blanket outside, cuddle up with the girls and watch the stars and tell stories.

This sounds nice if people aren't up for poker.
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>>24856204
Bitch did you not see the part where we BLEW UP A MOUNTAIN INTO DIAMONDS?
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"I vote we all go wash off in the river, and watch the stars."

The girls seem amenable to your idea.

~~~~~~

Ten minutes later, you're all in the water, sitting on a flat section of stone. It's dark out, so the girls huddle around you a bit for warmth. `It's difficult to ignore the fact that Rezna is there, but your wives don't even seem to notice, or perhaps, care. It's odd.

You decide to get out of the chilly water some ten minutes later. "Okay girls, look away."

You stand up, and head for your clothes and towel. You bend over to pick up your towel, when something occurs to you. "If you're NOT staring at my ass right now, say something."

An owl and crickets respect your modesty.

~~~~

Some time later, you're all lying under a blanket, staring up at the sky. An idea comes to mind, as you gaze at the beauty.

"Girls, do you see the moon?"
"We saw one earlier." Laughter, from all of them. God damn it.

"Fine then, maybe I won't tell you a story." They wheedle and cajole you into continuing.

"Where I'm from, we went to the moon, and stood upon it, and then came back." As you continue with your story, the girls ooh and aah. It's a nice feeling.
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>>24856218
That was just wielding divine objects, no magic of our own.
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>>24856111
Smutbin!

Also on a random smuttastic note if Rezna tied Kieth to the bed and occasionally gave him a small cut with a knife/fingernails and licked up the blood she could keep him erect and energetic, and stave off exhaustion herself, for hours upon hours, just continually fucking him.
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>>24856222
>You decide to get out of the chilly water some ten minutes later. "Okay girls, look away."

Why would we ask anyone other than Rezna to do that?

>"Where I'm from, we went to the moon, and stood upon it, and then came back." As you continue with your story, the girls ooh and aah. It's a nice feeling.

Oooh, this is going to be an awesome storytime.
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>>24856243
Sounds like we have a proposed entry for the non-canon smutbin.
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>>24856243
woah there son. slow those hormones down.
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>>24856238
Providence is a divine object.
>>24856222
This story only ends in tears.
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>>24856243
No, just no.
Rezna is already too Gasai Yuno.
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My boners.
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>>24856264
So are all the other relics, Rezna has blood magic powers of her own now though.
And I failed the roll to make Melissa a booze witch.
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>>24856222
>we went to the moon, and stood upon it, and then came back
http://youtu.be/-Ryd_p20XEU
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>>24856267
It'd obviously be for the non-canon smutbin, not the canon one. She can be as yandere as she likes in the non-canon smutbin.

>>24856259
My hormones are perfectly in control, I'm just a shameless pervert.

>>24856269
I know, right.
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>>24856222
We're totally building water rockets with our wives tomorrow.
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>>24856222
Damn right we stood on the moon.

Also, they should probably tell us some stories, fairy tales, and the like, it's a group activity.
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Rolled 17

>>24856341
rolling for Keith singing skill, gotta sing them some songs.
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>>24856381
Obviously we shouldn't.
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Rolled 35

>>24856381
Well, that doesn't bode well for us.
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"Yes, you see, I headed up an expedition to the moon. Mankind needed heroes then, and I was happy to provide my service. Myself, and three other men under my command climbed into the space shuttle. It's like a boat with an explosion instead of sails, and it pushed us up through the sky, into space."

"Space?"

"Yes, the earth is one place, and outside of it, there's no air, or warmth, or anything else, it's just blackness. Anyways, we spent several days in space, with no gravity. We would just float around in our explosion boat, doing important scientific experiments."

The girls are enraptured by your story.

"So, we arrived at the moon, which is like a small, grey/white earth. We landed skillfully, I guided us down myself. I donned my airtight suit, threw open the hatch, and planted my feet on the foreign soil, saying 'This is one small step for man, one giant leap for Mankind'"

They all squeal and pile in on you. Bitches love astronauts.

~~~~~~~~

Once you get home, you pull out the deck of cards you bought at the general store the other day. "Have you girls ever heard of poker?"

~~~

Explanations aside, you all sit around the table to play. You tried to convince Rezna to go to bed instead of playing, once you explained that the standard method of betting was articles of clothing, but Daliah objected. "She's one of us, she stays."

You figure you can always lose intentionally, to save her modesty, and keep your wives happy.

You shuffle and deal.
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>>24856389
too bad I didn't get a nat100 and turned us into a song wizard, singing plants to life ogier style.
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>>24856416
We ought to give them our best, their victory will taste like ashes if we don't play at our best.

Besides, tits.
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>>24856416
OK, funny story aside, if they didn't catch on that we were kidding, we're going to need to tell them the truth on that one.

That was hilarious though.

Seven-card stud, or five-card draw?
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>>24856443
Texas hold'em.
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>>24856437
Agreed. We might make a bit of an effort to prevent Rezna from losing more than we'd feel comfortable with, but we're not throwing the whole game for it.

>>24856469
Oh, perfect.
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>>24856416
that first part felt really out of character, really Keith? Lying to the waifus? I expected better of you.
And no losing on purpose.
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Rolled 2, 6, 2, 9 = 19

For Narratives sake, I'll roll for the winner of each round. Keith, Melissa, Daliah, Rezna.

Lowest hand loses a piece of clothing. Draws both lose.

>Captcha: Moral toadraw
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>>24856495
Seconding this; what gives, Keith? And since when would Keith think "bitches"?

>>24856498
Can we suggest a bit of strategy? Keith should play as hard as possible when everyone is still in, but if Rezna and Keith are still in a round and the others aren't, let Keith fold. (Mechanics: give Rezna a slight bonus to beating Keith, but not to beating anyone else.)
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Rolled 2, 3, 3, 1 = 9

>>24856498
That was bad. Cute that you and Daliah both lost with a pair of two's, though.

You shirk out of your shirt, and Daliah chooses to lose her Diadem. "Not fair, dear wife."

Daliah laughs, then looks serious. "I'm only wearing three things other than that, as are the others. Do not be impatient, husband."

You shuffle, and deal.
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>>24856537
>>24856495
Oh god you guys, lighten up. We're out of the serious arc, and back to happy funtime farming.
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>>24856548
And now Rezna is stripping. Woohoo!
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Rolled 74

>>24856560
farming and funtime is serious business.
Rolling for skill at card tricks
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Rolled 5, 4, 4, 2 = 15

>>24856548
Rezna folds early. "I have nothing." Before you can stop her, she bends her bangles, and places them on the table gently. "Deal."

Your wives nod, Melissa tapping on the table as if to hurry you.
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>>24856560
It was hilarious, I just don't think we should actively deceive our wives about the outside world. Bad road to go down.
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>>24856585
Despite the fact that she spends quite a bit of time looking emotionless Rezna doesn't have a good poker face.

I find this funny.
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Rolled 1, 8, 8, 1 = 18

>>24856585
Damn, you just can't read Rezna's poker face.

She drops her hand, and pulls off her gloves. It seems to you that her scars look a little less prominent than usual. "Say, Rezna, have you been hanging out with Melissa much lately?"

Your non-sequitur confuses her. "Are you trying to 'get inside my head' to win? It won't work. Let me shuffle those cards this time. I think you're dealing dirty." You pass her the deck and raise your hands in innocence.

You expect to watch her fumble around, but she performs a mid-air hand to hand riffle, and you realize you might be out of your fucking league here.

"Prepare yourselves."
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>>24856650
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>>24856650
... is Rezna trying to strip her and us at the same time? Because that's what it looks like, and it's kinda hot.
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>>24856650
>Rolled 1, 8, 8, 1 = 18

Now who's dealing dirty, Rezna? Make it a bit less obvious, next time.
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>>24856650

it seems as though Providence can even affect the dice... as Melissa has yet to loose a round...
either that or Keith is just really bad at poker...
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>>24856650
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Rolled 3, 4, 9, 3 = 19

>>24856650
Oh god. Oh god no. You're screwed. You remove your pants under the table, down to your underwear. Rezna wiggles a bit, you hear something drop, but she doesn't break eye contact with you.

You raise your hands again. "Well ladies, it looks like I'm out, good game." You move to stand, but hands on either side of you sit you back down.

"We are having fun, husband, you're not leaving."
"That's right, you can't show us such an entertaining game and then simply leave. We won't allow it."

You protest further. "But I'm almost out of clothing and I'm 99% sure Rezna just dropped her underwear. This is indecent now, no?"

Your wives shake their heads. "Relax. We certainly don't want you running around behind our backs with other women, but we're all friends here. You spoke to us a few days ago about getting along together, and it really meant something to us. Now, show us you weren't just bullshitting, and deal."

Well, crap. You sit reluctantly, the only person at the table not smiling. You have such cruel wives.

*shuffle shuffle*
Heart of the cards, heart of the cards....
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>>24856747
Well, it was meant to be, fuck it.
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>>24856747
...the dice are getting scary here.
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HA HA!
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>>24856747

confirmed that Rezna has bad luck due to connection to Medallion...
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>/tg/ dice getting us into foursome position

I forgive them for all the crit failures of the past.
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>>24856747
The cards are being quite lewd.
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>>24856747
You drop your hand, flabbergasted. A two, a four, a seven, dissimilar suits. You've got fucking nothing.

You fold, and in horror, see Rezna do the same.

"No, you must be joking. This cannot be."

"Unless five unrelated cards are a good thing, I lose as well."

Closing your eyes, you wiggle out of your underwear in your chair, hiding yourself beneath the table. From the seated view, you're covered from the navel up. Thank god.

With eyes still closed, you say bravely, "Well, great game everyone, we can all put our clothes back on now, Rezna, don't worry about taking yours off."

Nothing. You open one eye, and close it immediately. This is bad.
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>>24856850
The cards/dice demand that we ogle her Keith, they demand it.

Look, but don't touch, unless the wives tell us to touch.
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on the contrary. this is good. VERY good
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>>24856850
"Um..."
"Last round?"
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>>24856850
"So, uh, I'm just going to bed now, I think. See you all in the morning."

With eyes closed you stand up, covering yourself with one hand, feeling your way to the bedroom with the other.

"We'll help you to bed, dear husband." You hear Melissa's voice, with undertones you don't like.

You feel Daliah's strong hand take yours, and guide you around the room. "Here, the doorknob is right in front of you, reach for it."

You do. It isn't.

~~~~~~~

End thread. I can't go on tonight with a clear head. Expect enormous smutbin updates.

I apologise to the people who wanted nothing to do with Rezna, the dice took over.

Questions, comments, concerns?
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Pic related, but in reverse.
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>>24856934

This isn't a doorknob is it....
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>>24856934
Best wives ever.

Honestly, if they're on board with us fucking Rezna I'm all for it, my only problem would be doing it without their complete approval and blessing, and preferably them watching and helping.

>>24856968
I'm pretty sure it's Rezna's DFC. Because she's made of tiny.
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>>24856934
"Hey. you lied. This has nothing to do with either doors or knobs."
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>>24857016
As long as we say that while squeezing and groping, and add "But I don't think I really mind." at the end.
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>>24856989
>Honestly, if they're on board with us fucking Rezna I'm all for it, my only problem would be doing it without their complete approval and blessing, and preferably them watching and helping.
This. If the wives don't care, we'll have cuddle times with the small scarred girl.

>>24857016
>This has nothing to do with either doors or knobs.
I disagree, I'm willing to bet it has plenty to do with knobs.
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>>24856934
The nice thing about having multiple smutbins? Multiple endings.
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Rolled 94

I'm surprised we haven't met Hassan yet.
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>>24857033
Our wives can't say that we are a thoughtless horndog who went after her, they literally stuck our hand on her bare tits. Such good wives, giving us waifish girls to fuck and probably reading the book on Sapphos we got them.

We might need a new sleeping arrangement for this development. We're in the center, obviously, Daliah on the left, Melissa on the right, given that Rezna is about 5 feet tall and waifish and we're probably around 6 feet tall and rather damn buff we can just let her sleep on top of us getting cuddles from all of us.

I still want the blood licking bdsm non-canon fic, the canon one will probably be full of a lot more cuddling, kissing, and gentleness.
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>>24857123
Working on it, but my dick keeps getting in the way of the keyboard. Anyone who sticks around for twenty minutes or so should be rewarded.
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>>24853813
poison mushrooms can't kill us anyways, not after that 100 in the first thread.

>immune to poison, can gain sustenance directly from raw food.
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>>24857142
So I can get that 25 min nap then, bueno
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>>24857166
You know, trying out random mushrooms in the forest so we start tripping balls and think that Daliah is a dragon, Melissa is a fairy, and Rezna is a giant welsh corgi with an eyepatch seems like a better and better idea.
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>>24857183
I'm glad you're so on board.
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>>24857183
>>24857199
I guess it's this now.
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>>24857397
Be patient my friend, I'm sure Harvest will come with his bounty of smut freshly gathered from the smut trees in his garden in good time.

We must be like a farmer and be patient, all things take time.

Hmm, we might want to pick up a pipe habit and grow tobacco as a cash crop, it makes good money.
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>>24857484
And give the village cancer? Lets not.
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>>24857484
In a farming community that needs food to survive? No. Just no.
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>>24857484
It also ruins the land it's grown on, absolutely terrible, almost as bad as cotton.
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>>24857510
Eh, life expectancy isn't high enough for them to make cancer a big concern especially since we won't be producing huge amounts of it.

>>24857511
I suppose it would be kinda rude. But still funny.

>>24857513
Okay, that's a good point, it does utterly rip through nitrogen, potassium, and phosphorus, we'd have to supply a massive fuckton of fertilizers to it to not utterly kill the ground.


Growing pot or some other recreational drugs wouldn't be too bad. Cannabis we can get hemp from, if we grow poppies we could give Rezna opium for use as a painkillers.

We probably don't have the weather for coca, which is too bad since when it's not refined into cocaine chewing the leaf or making tea from it is actually not bad for you, makes you more alert, and has a good number of medicinal uses.
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Non-rezna pastebin, for those who don't like her that much. http://pastebin.com/6M7BVxKJ

New pastebin with delicious Rezna. http://pastebin.com/ecMDJytE
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>>24857660
Yay, more smut!

But how could anyone not want the waifish woobie blood mage?
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>>24857615
with the general wellbeing being spread by Melissa and a blood witch healer? I think they are going to have a pretty high life expectancy.
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>>24857686
There's a fully understandable fear that another girl will turn this from "Farming, mostly, with dark adventure undertones" to "Waifu A and Waifu B get mad at Waifu C, shenanigans ensue, cut to anime song".

I'll do my level best to keep that shit all in the pastebin.
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>>24857730
>"Waifu A and Waifu B get mad at Waifu C, shenanigans ensue, cut to anime song".
If it doesn't come to this, can we still cut to anime song?
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>>24857809
Sure, but it has to be Ringo Biyori.
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>>24857809
I certainly hope so. We should start singing as we work, it's a good way to pass time and keep a steady working rhythm anyways.

>>24857730
Also I just read the new bit, I liked it. You know you're a PC when mystical artifacts of great power are used to enhance your sex life.
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>>24857825
Aw, I was hoping for Roundabout.
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>>24857834
What mystical artifact?
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yes. gooooooood
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>>24857660
>Keith, I may hurt you a little bit from time to time
Why aren't we on the other side of a barred door grabbing all the relics we can see by this point?
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>>24857883
Because sometimes people hurt each other. Its not on purpose, and it just happens. Its not like she's going to stab us in the throat. Again.
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>>24857866
I'm glad you like it. Next time I'll try and have the crazy bloodfuck written out.
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>>24857859
Well the medallion more or less, it's not being used directly, but it's close enough.

If it's not being used now it will be some day soon.

>>24857883
Because she's the affectionate cuddly type of yandere and she always fixes us back up quickly.
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>>24857615
oh yeah, before I forget, in addition to ruining the ground it's grown on (which I acknowledge can be compensated for albeit only via large amounts of labor) Tobacco takes years to cure into something that can be smoked, making it rather uneconomical to start up, where we have limited incoming finances.
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>>24857921
Yeah, I'll just say it again to be perfectly clear.

Rezna had the medallion for so long, it's rubbed off on her. She can't do anything too crazy on her own, but she can still use blood to do "small" things. Without the medallion.
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>>24857986
So, if we were using Reward and we were fucking a girl would we automatically give them multiple orgasms?
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>>24857998
I'm not sure how to apply relics to sex, honestly. It could get pretty insane, pretty fast.
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>>24858021
It probably could, and we probably shouldn't. I just like amusing hypothetical situations like that.
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>>24858021
What if we wore risk?
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>>24858021
I mean, I'm already worried you have too many relics as is. The next ones you collect are going to push you to a level that I'm going to have to start getting creative with encounters.

Yes, we got lucky when we punched out the mountain, but we're about two relics away from being metaphorical gods. Thank god it's farm time.
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>>24858052
Priapism.
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>>24858052
>they're all pregnant

"But I only touched Daliah that night!"

>all pregnant.
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Now all we need is a dragon
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>>24858078
Well Rezna would be happy with all that blood.
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>>24858101
i love that line in that movie "ill avenge your beautiful foot!"
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>>24858101
Daliah is your dragon. Or, your Lancer, if you prefer.

God damn you tvtropes.
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>>24858125
I swear to you, I will never have Rezna drain blood from your dick.
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>>24858148
Isn't that the cure for priapism though? Otherwise you're letting the blood stagnate.
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>>24857660
>New pastebin with delicious Rezna. http://pastebin.com/ecMDJytE
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>>24858148
You know that was never something I was worried about until you brought it up.
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>>24858176
You know that one image of babby being made into a ridiculous size in photoshop? Imagine >>24857183
in that context.
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>>24858176
You have ruined Rezna for me, she is now terrifying
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>>24858240
She was already terrifying Anon, she already was.

Let the fearboner flow through you, it will only make you harder.
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>>24858240
But anon, she is the only cure for our eternally hard dick.
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>>24858240
>this is the one thing that terrified you about Rezna

You cannot into subtext very well, can you? She was/is definitely on "the edge", as they say.
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>>24858134
But Lancers always die early, due to their horrible Luck stat (E)
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>>24858267
She is the cause of and solution of our eternal boner.
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>>24858297
Daliah's an Evo X.
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>>24858276
No the whole thread has been a slippery slope of yandere, before she was Daliahs pet project but now we have given the D to crazy and all is lost.
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>>24858297
Daliah is our Valkyrur.
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>>24858335
>we have given the D to crazy, and all is lost

Doesn't it feel good, though?
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>>24858366
Acutally, no it doesn't.
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>>24858394
I'm still on the fence about how straight to play the yandere aspect.

Should it be humorous subtext, or turned up to 11? Somewhere in between?
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>>24858335
Complete yandere, been batshit the whole time.

But she's the type of yandere you can work with. She doesn't begrudge us being with Daliah and Melissa, she loves them as well. She is helpful around the farm and is a sweetheart when you get down to it, not to mention that she's absolutely adorable.

All she wants is to be loved and us, Daliah, and Melissa can happily provide that ending up with a happy yandere who even cuddles and will, alongside Daliah, deal with anyone who tries to hurt us.

>>24858366
I feel the warp overtaking me, it is a good pain!
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>>24858422
She should be crazy, more than a bit damaged and traumatized, and very much in need of love and affection.

It shouldn't be the only focus of the quest, but it shouldn't be played entirely for laughs. She's damaged, she's been through hell, and just because she's somewhere that she's loved and cared for now doesn't mean she isn't scarred, in the metaphorical psychological sense as well as the literal sense.

So somewhere in between. Functional, able to be reasoned with, but off kilter in some ways.
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>>24858422
The smutbin basically had me going pic related, but you might ass well just go >>24857183 with it now that it's done.
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>>24858466
Roger that. I have some...ideas. You'll like them.
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>>24858481
In the sense that you didn't like Rezna being involved for aesthetic reasons, or more like "You wouldn't put your dick in a toaster, why are you putting it in crazy?" ?
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>>24858498
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>>24858523
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>>24858573
Oh god. Oh god. Oh god no, we had sex with that? I mean, like, what? Sure, she might clean up well, but what? What? What?

We're dead. I suggest eating the soul cube and jumping off a cliff, game over man, game. over.
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>>24858515
Toaster, it's all perfectly in character and I see no story reason for it not to be canon, there's also the insinuated lesbians in the background.
You don't have to cater to me at all and I'll keep participating in the quest, I'll probably even read the smut bins as they are part of the story.
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>>24858616
>i'll keep participating
Thank god. I'm always paranoid about alienating people.
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>>24858607
duuuuuude, relax. we got the situation under control.

just, like, go with the flow, man.
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>>24858607
Turns out she uses blood magic to ensure a pregnancy, and thus starts her plan to make herself the favorite wife.
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>>24858607
Shhh, shhh, sweetheart it's okay.

You just have to be a good boy. You do that, and hypothetically, you couldn't be safer anywhere on earth.

It's a good thing we never have misunderstandings.
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>>24858655
New safety measure, keep event reset gloves on at all times.
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>>24858681
Fortunately our new gauntlets should hide them well.
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>>24858681
Clever Girl.
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>>24858655
yeah, the only time you really need to worry about a yandere or yandere-like character is when they think you don't love them.

as long as you love them, they are, like, perfect.

course, I might be biased, because I LOVE yandere's
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>been skimming the threads
>people keep referencing a blood witch
>assume it's hyperbole, this is a farming quest
>see that image of a blood witch
>read some older threads

Holy shit, good thing we're keeping her at arms length.

>smutbin
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>>24858714
>I love yanderes

They love you too. That's the best part. They just don't have that little voice that says "Is X person really worth it?"
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>>24858681
Might work, might not work.

I mean in one example case Harvest gave you can reverse the tree falling but not the sound it makes, it's not a perfect countermeasure. Still, good idea.

>>24858714
Yup, as long as she feels loved and cared for we'll have a happy, snuggly, caring yandere who won't let anyone hurt us or our wives. And she should be getting affection from three people so she'll probably be okay. If she starts getting a bit too crazy we'll up her cuddle rations.

>>24858736
We had pretty much two options for the yandere, the first is to not fuck her, the second is to fuck her. Now fucking her might lead to a bad end, but we can keep an eye on it and avoid that, but not sleeping with her while fucking our wives would lead to her not feeling loved or that they were keeping us away from her. That would be worse.

Fucking the yandere was the sane option.

I am totally not biased by my love of yanderes, that was sarcasm, I'm so biased.
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>>24858757
and that's what makes them perfect.
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How is it a thread other than Blatant Fetish Quest can jam so many goddamn fetishes into it?
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>>24858823
we found a way
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>>24858823
They kinda just happened, and we tend to keep it under control, in pastebins, or in post thread fucking about.

We also do a lot of farming, normal character interaction, and adventure.
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>>24858849
>adventure
Skeleton King Boss Fight, and narrowly avoiding the Hellcube.
Wonder what the next Boss Fight will be.
Giant Catfish?
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>>24858857
... We do fish every day.
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>>24858773
Turning her down in that situation was likely to turn ugly, especially with Keith's tendency for eating his own feet.
>>24858823
>>24858757
Well we are still missing the tsun- and gou- deres, also the whole cripple and kemonomimi set.
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>>24858857
Mini-boss coming up in a thread or two.
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>>24858878
I'm fairly certain that all of them qualify for gou-deres
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>>24858893
>Mini-boss coming up in a thread or two.
We need to get a helmet.
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>>24858913
They all also qualify for farmderes. Bitches love agriculture.
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>>24858913
True, true.

Goudere is the unifying theme with your girls, though they express it in different ways, as you'll soon see.
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>>24858875
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>>24858970
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>>24858968
>>24858893
>that foreshadowing

Stop giving me blue balls, goddess.
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What I wouldn't give for a drawfag, sometimes.
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>>24858938
Onnakishi and Daliah are pretty similar huh? nb4 we gather a few more relics and become Yuusha
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>>24859031
If only Melissa started talking about economics, then it'd be perfect.
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>>24859013
want something like this?
>>24859049
and the mail picks up a few scars eventually, and she kinda has the self-loathing and emotional scarring down.
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>>24859090
Something like that, yes.

I just think we've reached the point where some character sketches would be handy.
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>>24859117
Might want to check if any drawfriend in a draw thread would be interested in helping out.
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>>24859117
and the trio is complete.
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>>24859117
Did you ever tell us Dahlia's hair and eye color?
The same for Rezna's eyes.
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>>24859173
Genius. Nice fucking picture, by the way. That may as well be the official Melissa artwork.
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>>24859235
Daliah has brown hair, and brown eyes.

Rezna's eyes are dark, but their key feature is their depth.



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