>>25136460
>Ms Kinney
Lets wait until she approach us

meanwhile we need to send a request to Stark for the blueprints of blizzard costume so Dr Ock could start creating cooling system base on that

I thought you were back Wednesday?
Anyway, clear up at the Parents evening and see if there's anything else to attend to

>>25136618
Yes, sir. I expect that the rest of the Illuminati may convince him to lend it to you as an apology for Richard's actions

>>25136620
I was intending to, but something came up. I'm really sorry
The parents evening is over, and many of the parents will be returning home. Is there anything particular you wish to do?

Aww yes. It's time for some DOOMQUEST.

Let's rub elbows with people who might make donations to the school, run interference for La Fey for annoying parents who need to be intimidates, and keep an eye out for any more surprises left by RICHARDS.

Our birthday party is tomorrow so we should play dumb. Unless anything comes up we should check in with Valeria, and then review Oscorp's findings for longevity treatments. If we can dash their hopes, we dash their stock price and can pick Oscorp up on the cheap.

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>>25136674
What is the status of the Skrull prisoners? Consider today is_kind_of a holiday we should give some of them a secend chance of joining superior Latverian forces

>>25136674
Ah, that's fine. Someone mentioned a wiki article in the last thread, so maybe that'd work in case you have to miss a session

Maybe talk to Morgana, see how it all went

>>25136460
Was the real Molecule Man actually in our employ? How does he feel about us after we rescued him?

We shall attend the party.

While we are out, send emails. One to Stark, requesting his notes and functional copy of Blizzard's costume for Otto's cooling problems. One to Otto, letting him know we will be shipping him advanced cooling tech for him to study and incorporate, and to consider using a small portal to transplant the waste heat to a planetary body. One to Xavier and McCoy, requesting any information they have on the physical process that Robert Drake's powers induce to create his ice effects. One to Benjamin Grimm requesting his presence so that we may discuss extraterrestrial aviation and his role in teaching future astronauts how to pilot advanced vessels outside Earth's atmosphere. One to SWORD informing them of the completion of Operation Europa and requesting the location they would prefer to have a site-to-site DoomDoor installed so that they can begin moving in to the conquered Skrull base.

Also, begin compiling a dossier on Richards. A scrubbed one. It should list every crime he has committed or instigated on Latverian soil, excluding those caused by us directly antagonizing him. Include all recordings and evidence. I want it ready to be handed to the US State Department at a moment's notice.

Also, order more money printed, and check on Oscorp stock.

>>25136722
There are several rich people in attendance, mostly due to them wanting their children to be better than everyone else, I would assume. Would you like to approach some?

Of course, sir. Having briefly glanced over the reports from Oscorp, I found that the treatment involves a lot of stem cells, and even a strain of mutant X gene, though this may be omitted from the final product, pending further tests

>>25136737
The skrulls are still contained in a camp, but are allowed limited release on certain days to test their loyalty.

>>25136750
again, really sorry, and that does seem a good idea.

Morgana is in her office, should you desire to converse with her, sir

>>25136853
I'll send your messages, sir. I'll inform you of any responses immediately

As fortune has it, sir, you maintain such a folder already. I shall begin omitting the requested material.

Oscorp stock is trading at $121.19 at a volume of 10 million, as opposed to yesterday's $112.14 at a volume of 10 million.
As you own 1%, this means a profit of $905,000 dollars should you sell now

>>25136953

Approach the parents. DOOM will endure their prattling, and possibly encourage them to contribute more funds to the school's betterment (Prioritize problem student's parents first, as they will be eager to make up for their whelp's failings with money, as they always do)

Hold onto the Oscorp stock, it would behoove us to wait on further information about the longevity research

>>25136953
Lets have a chat with Morgana and see what are hers thoughts on Richard family

>>25136953
We should probably sell off the stock if we plan to tank it. Given the anti mutant sentiment of the universe, it wouldn't take much to tank it considering the X gene stuff

>>25136853
Let's wait on printing more money. Taxes come in tomorrow and we can assess out cash reserves. If we need more after that we can consider it.

>>25137010
You walk up to a promising group of well dressed ladies and gentlemen, all conversing.
"And then I said, that's no canoe, That's my Wife!"
"Dear...."
"What? I thought I told you it was a funny story"
"It's not that..."
"Oh..."

>>25137039
I could most likely find a buyer easily considering the interest. Is this acceptable?

>>25137044
Of course. sir.

>>25137106
Please continue, I was amused by your story.

>Molecule Man
>Mag fuckin' Neato

So why don't we just attack now? Are we expecting The Sentry or something?

>>25136953
No, we should look into buying more. Not selling. acquire another 0.4% quietly, and acquire 0.1% publicly so that people know Doom has his eye on the company.

>>25137039
No we don't want to 'tank' it. We want to acquire more of it then fold it into our growing financial empire.

Lucia, contact Spider-Man. Ask him for a list of every major criminal boss who is untouchable due to money or social influence. What corporations are backing the crime syndicates of New York. We will acquire them and gut them for a quick profit.

>>25137044
Agreed. We'll make the print decision tomorrow after our party and tax collection.

>>25137106
"Gentlemen. Ladies. I hope you are finding everything satisfactory with your children's education? If you have any concerns, I will be more than happy to hear them. Please, continue your conversation, I would very much like to hear the context for the small portion I overheard."

>>25137106
Lets make a small talk with the gentleman, if the situation become too awkward we shall go and talk to Morgana

>>25137146
wut?

>>25137146
Attack who? Everyone?

>>25137106
>sell off stock
No, not now. Especially not when we don't even know if the serum will work, or if the X gene will be used in the final product.

Longevity has a way of making people not care where the serum comes from as long as it works.

>>25137163
Between Molecule Man and Magneto (assuming this is full blown Master of Magnetism Magneto and not saturday morning cartoons Magneto that can only affect ferromagnetic shit) you've got essentially power absolute that can't be countered or defeated by anybody excepting possibly The Sentry or reality benders like Scarlet Witch. What's stopping us from making our move?

>>25137039
We could short the stock and make a great deal of money that way. I'm less concerned with how this works and more concerned with if it will work. Despite mutant prejudice people will still shell out crazy money for immortality. Plus, considering our relationship with Charles and Eric we probably don't want to be seen as encouraging anti mutant sentiment. We should give the work a cursory glance this evening. Such things should be immediatly evident to DOOM.

>>25137146
.... We're not doing the 'attack' thing. We're building a powerbase that re-purposes all those hostile powers and technologies into an economy and industry that will have the rest of the world begging us to rule them.

I think we said it in the Daily Show interview. We've tried ~telling~ the world how to solve its problems and work better. We've tried ~showing~ the world how to solve its problems and work better. We've tried FORCING the world to solve its problems and work better. Small minded fools fought us every step of the way. Now we're going to do it the hard way and ~talk~ the world into accepting our rule as they should have done long ago, and we do that by building.

>>25137162
>untouchable due to money or social influence
Well Kingpin is an start BUT he is also protected by army of layers
>>25137210
Because everybody secretly hate our guts and we don't want to get nuked by entire world?

>>25137232
Don't forget the impending invasion by the Skrull Empire; thousands of ships and millions of soldiers, and a starcracker or two if they feel like it.

>>25137210
We ARE making our move. A long, slow move. A nonviolent, bloodless coup that will eventually leave us in control of the world. Have you not paid attention to the quest at all? We're going to prove to the rest of the world that we're the man to rule them by building a standard of living so high for our subjects that nobody outside our umbrella will be able to threaten them, and comparing our citizen's lives to those not under our power would be like comparing the luxuries of Donal Trump to the lifestyle of a nigerian tribesman. Conquering with kindness, as it were.

>>25137162
"Well, A wig fell off a balcony on to my canoe... it's not very funny. Everything's wonderful here... Sir."
"Oh yes, Wonderful. Shame about the Decor of some of the rooms, of course, but what do I know? You probably need the skulls and candles for magic, correct?"

I'll send some Doombots to find him, sir. He should be heading our around now, as it is late afternoon in New York

The stock will cost $605,6500. Is that acceptable?

>>25137229
It could be leaked by an outside source if you wish to reveal this information. as it is in a publicly available report, it may come out in some more sensationalist newspapers in a while

>>25137254
>army of layers
We'll not attack him legally or with force. We'll identify his corporate holdings and acquire or bankrupt them. I don't think Fisk runs in the same circles as Doom, so I doubt Doom knows about him, that's why I wanted the 'man on the street' to divulge any information he has that he can't take public. We will destroy his enemies, clean up America's crime problem, and fill our coffers at the same time.

>>25137309
Hold off on buying the stock. We shouldn't sink that much money into something that may be worth 2/3rds of its purchase price if we can rip apart their research with DOOM's superior intellect.

>>25137309
>You probably need the skulls and candles for magic, correct?"
"It's part of a 'dastardly plot'" -we say, sarcastically- "People expect those kinds of things from sorcerers, so first we feed the stereotypes, then we slowly begin changing things, removing the unnecessary props, proving the stereotypes wrong, until we've built a new stereotype that's actually correct. And I'm told some teens consider it somewhat fashionable. I'm sure they'll grow out of that soon enough."

>>25137309
>awkward silence
Lets go and talk to the Morgan

>>25137337
>army of layers
I meant "lawyers" as in law
I think the best couse of action is to start creating an anti-drugs_medicine, in that way SOME drug lords would start to get pissy about it and possibly make a rookie mistake of identifying them self

>>25137309
>stock purchase
Hold off; we need to study their research first.

>public report
Another reason to examine the serum and see if it has a chance of succeeding.

>conversation
"For certain rituals, they help provide atmosphere and help to focus the minds of the students. Not strictly necessary for most magic, however."

>>25137414
And no, we are not going to interrupt Morgana while she's having her parent-teacher conferences. Did you completely forget WHY the parents are here?

>>25137444
They're done now, she's in her office

>>25137444
>parent-teacher conferences
Oh, sorry I though she have finish

>>25137456
Then what are we going to talk about? We have things to get done, so it had better be good.

>>25137401
Their eyes widen until you assure them you were kidding
"I'm sure it's all very interesting. My little Naomi is the talk of the neighborhood, but I'm worried that she can't get all her favourite foods here. Is it possible to send gifts to our children?"
"Of course it is, I've done it several times now."
"Really, I'd better catch up some then...
They trail off into talking between themselves again, They appear to be a rather self absorbed bunch

>>25137414
>anti-drugs_medicine
Hmm... a steroid of some sort maybe? Make it a combination immune-system booster, metabolic steroid to safely increase metabolism without dangerous side effects, a detox process that flushes all other drugs out of their system and repairs some of the damage, and a mild endorphin surge to make the user feel good about the clean healthy feeling it induces. Label it a 'dietary supplement' so the FDA doesn't have the authority to approve or reject it, and begin pushing it in Mexico, Columbia, Los Angeles, Washington DC, and New York. Legally the cops can't bust someone for dealing something that isn't illegal, but make the distribution entirely anonymous so it can't be traced back to us.

>>25137483
A few moments of schmoozing the wealthy helps reinforce our benevolence in their social circles, and provides opportunities to increase LITT's endowment. Nothing that we cannot spare a few moments for.

>>25137528
Let them orbit their own petty egos. We have business to attend to, and their vapid prattle is even more intolerable than Richards' voice.

>>25137534
That actually was a comic. Doom kept taking druggies from the street Grimm was from, then he found Doom was taking people, then smashed up the place. Doom beat him up and explained what he was doing, and let him go

>>25137558
Maybe we should just be direct. We're pretty intimidating after all

>>25137528
Return to the castle, and begin going over Oscorp's longevity research.

Clinical Immortality for the masses is an event that will be marked in human history for eons to come, rivaling the first human on the Moon or the cracking of the atom. That it was not DOOM that did this, but a team of mundane researchers at Oscorp only reinforces the idea that DOOM has been wasting time while peasants create the future.

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>>25137534
I really like the way you think, lets get people form battle CDC to start working on this
>>25137528
Is Morgan free? If yes lets ask her the thoughts on Richard

>>25137601
I don't think it's immortality, rather botox cream or something

>>25137601
I think it's longevity, not immortality. The average human life expectancy today is twice what it was a century ago, and three times what it was 500 years ago. If this research can tack an extra 50 years of comfortable living onto the end, so much the better. People will need our colonization efforts that much faster as populations climb.

>>25137601
Of course, sir. It doesn't appear to be a longevity treatment, rather it de-ages appearance, through regeneration of elastin in the skin. It does need to be applied daily.
One pressing concern is where they found the regenerative X-Gene, of course.

>>25137534
>>25137614
Of course, sir. I should expect they will have to find test subjects abroad, however

>>25137614
"He seemed to be looking for something through our meeting. At least Valeria's mother seemed interested. She is doing well, by the way. Especially considering her age. She isn't making many friends, but I suppose she is 4 years younger than most other students"

>>25137614
>>25137534
It would work better as a nanite treatment. Wide-spectrum would mean sophisticated and advanced nanites that could used as a nanite weapon.

Eliminating the chemical dependencies created by different drugs is a difficult process that would also require rewiring and repairing the reward system in the brain and may even require personality augmentation.

>>25137754
We will have to stress the importance of socializing to her. Perhaps a weekend trip somewhere she can find gifted children her own age. Xavier's school, perhaps, though given its security history I'm hesitant to bring her there. Perhaps we could bring on an exchange student program with him, bring the smartest of his students here to study on weekends. Let's contact Mensa, I'm sure they maintain a database of above-average intelligence children. Perhaps a scholarship program is in order?

>>25137754
>One pressing concern is where they found the regenerative X-Gene, of course.

Goddamn it Wolverine, can you ever NOT get kidnapped by evil scientists?

Make a note to enquire with Xavier, Magneto and Summers if they happen to have lost contact with their resident Canadian recently.

If we acquire a sample of this medicine, could we use it as a focus to scry on the location of the mutant who gene's have been pilfered?

>>25137828
>personality augmentation.
Hmm... I think some of our earlier mind-control research could cover that. And we don't want it to be a one-shot cure-all. Make it psychologically addictive in the same way excess exercise or running is, and push it on the streets. Nanite is fine, but make them short-lived. Short shelf life and ease of spoilage limits how easy they are to study or reverse engineer, and makes the drug a 'push item' that has to be sold quick and used immediately.

>>25137871
>Canadian recently.
He's been here drinking himself stupid in a Latverian tavern, I think.

>>25137754
That's all they've been able to do with the X-Gene for regeneration?
Have they begun research into longevity treatments at all?

>Valeria
We shall begin an international scholarship program for any child that has magical potential to attend LITT. Attach an elementary school, middle school, and high school to the Institute.
The Institute must be able to cater to anyone who shows magical potential.

>>25137871
>can you ever NOT get kidnapped by evil scientists?
If I remmeber correctly, Logan's blood has been on the market for over a decade. Hydra or AIM got their hands on it long ago and have been selling it to the highest bidder whenever their funding gets a little low.

>>25137754
>found the regenerative X-Gene
We need to step up and start to look more in to the dna code of Skrulls, im sure we use some of their genes to give others able to tans-morph, in this way we could help out Ben (the thing) and present us as better tan Richard

>Valeria
"Consider she is almost if not already smarter than her dad she will find soon enough that it is important to knowing the right people"

>test subjects
Am sure there will be a many volunteers among homeless and poor if we provide an some of Latverian products (food, clothes ... etc) for free

>>25137871
Dont we already have his, Lauren and deadpool dna samples? with that I am sure we can create an even better product than they can

>>25137928
If they have begun to, they haven't yet found anything conclusive yet.
I'll begin looking into any children with magical potential.
Perhaps the monks may be better suited to this, however

>>25137860
Of course, sir. She is currently in bed, considering the time, however
>>25137871
Mr Logan is meeting Ms le Fay tomorrow with Me Xavier to see how Laura is performing at school
He hasn't been missing to anyone's knowledge.
I could have some silent stalkers attempt to retrieve a sample, though if this fails, it would reflect quite poorly.
As always, I volunteer to go personally.

>>25137968
>Lauren and deadpool dna samples
We have samples from Laura, Logan, Deadpool, each of the Skrulls in our employ and prisons. Plus any research the Skrulls had on Beast when he was their prisoner (and the mutagenic serum he injected himself with that turned him blue). Plus if I recall, we actually have a device that can give anyone super-powers. I think it's time we look into the pharmaceutical market. See if we can one-up Oscorp.

>>25138021
>I could have some silent stalkers attempt to retrieve a sample, though if this fails, it would reflect quite poorly.
Quite alright, we should still have samples on-file from his break-in.

>>25138047
Think she meant samples of the medicine

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>>25138021
We could always use the time machine to stop time for a moment and download all theirs files with out anybody knowing

>>25138021
Wait till tomorrow. Go to bed, I guess. Do we need to sleep?

>>25138121
This sounds adequate. I dislike relying too much on any one device, but in this case it is the proper tool for the job.

>>25138155
Sure we want to do this? it could go horribly wrong

>>25138151
If we still need sleep, we should get to fixing that as soon as we get the time.

>>25138155
>>25138185
Having the final product would be nice but we already have the samples of dna, all we need to do is get the scientist from battle cdc to start working on them

>>25138155
>>25138121
Of course, sir. I'll have it brought up from the basement. It seems that it'll need some more power, though, I'll set to charging it

>>25138151
Of course, sir. Your bed is warmed to your precise specifications

>>25138047
We should be careful. Osborne is no DOOM, but he probably has some well placed security on research as important as a de-ageing formula. I liked the plan to expose him as Goblin in public better.

>>25138225
Yes, go to bed. I want to open presents

>>25138276
Second

>>25138237
>>25138225
I think it best if we go with >>25138222's suggestion. It will take longer, but the research will doubtlessly prove more useful than whatever mediocre bumblings Osborn's lackeys came up with.

>>25138276
>>25138323
Third. We have not rested properly in days.

>>25138225
>Of course, sir. I'll have it brought up from the basement. It seems that it'll need some more power, though, I'll set to charging it
Lucia make sure there aren't any loose parts
>>25138276
Thirded ?

>>25138276
Can we set our scientists to fix this condition of needing to sleep?

>>25138276
>>25138323
You rest briefly, awakening in the morning, at 6AM.
The queue of people to give gifts has reached quite a long way

>>25138342
I've spent all night repairing it, sir. It should work perfectly. Of course, if it doesn't, I accept all blame

>>25138347
I'll see if they can do something, sir. At the very least, they should be able to create a cocktail of stimulants for you

>>25138347
Far better to simply have a bedroom with an accelerated temporal shift. We literally have a solid 10 hours of sleep every night while only taking one hour.

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>>25138337
I kind of started to prefer this anon idea
>The queue of people to give gifts has reached quite a long way
Lets not make them wait any longer for the awesomeness of DOOM

>>25138379
Go out amongst our people and receive gifts.

>>25138379
Yes. Immortality tastes best as a fine wine.

>>25138424
>has to cut down on time used for sleep
>can do this with magic, bodily augmentations, stimulants, etc.
>accelerates a pocket of space and time and makes it into a bedroom
Okay, this is mad science done right.

>>25138432
>>25138433
You make your way to the throne room. A Cheer comes up from your people as you enter, and sit on your throne.
A man in his late 50s approaches. He hands you a box, and a bag containing 24,000 dollars in Latverian Victors
It seems he and his family purchased you a selection of fine wines

>>25138536
Thank him and move on.

>>25138536
Do we recognize him or is he a random npc?
do this
>>25138553
Is there anybody unusual in the crowd ?

>>25138536
be gracious and thankful to every one, hand out pictures of us with written sentiments of thanks.

>>25138553
He seems pleased. He moves on to sign the book of taxation, then leaves
Next is a Gypsy, representing their clan. A duffel bag of money from all of them, and a set of tarot cards is their gift
This process goes on for some time. Many people bring gifts from their towns, Though many in Doomstadt opted to bring their gifts personally
Even some of the skrulls attended.

>>25138609
He is a citizen of Doomstadt. Owns a small Taxi business.

Nobody particularly outstanding. Your allies will be bringing their gifts later

>>25138681
>Your allies will be bringing their gifts later
should we time skip until that moment?

>>25138705
Ms Kinney appears to be planning the party for 1PM, sir.

Additionally, having collated all taxes received, it would appear that there are $18 Billion
Factoring the country maintenance budget of $3 billion, this gives you $15 Billon
As well as several thousand gifts, of course

>>25138757
Lets wait for her to approach us, we don't want to ruin the 'surprise'

On side note did Dr Oct receive the diagram of the Blizzard costume?

>>25138757
excellent. make sure to set some of that money aside for the "wreck the Russian economy while creating an alliance of east European states"

>>25138681
Should we do something special for the subjects that have showed up? Some sort of spectacle to thank them for their gifts?

>>25138791
After a short while of playing with a Rubik's cube you recieved, Valeria approaches
"Uh, Uncle Doom? Is Deadpool supposed to be taking down the Chandelier in the ballroom?"

Mr Stark, according to my sources, is currently at day 2 of his week long party. Currently they seem to be accepting delivery of more alcohol

>>25138872
You have your televised speech later, Sir.

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>>25138757
>>25138757

>I've spent all night repairing it, sir. It should work perfectly. Of course, if it doesn't, I accept all blame
Lets move the spy mission after our birthday in case something goes wrong and we will need to do something
>>25138872
How about a gigantic coolest magic illusion? Kind of like new year firework but thousand times better

>>25138902
Wait, he's back from north korea? Did he start a war?

>>25138941
>>25138902
>Deadpool
Also where is his clone? Oh brother, can't we like magically teleport him else where?

>>25138976
I wonder if Osborn meeting deadpool would induce s psychotic break...

>>25138941
>>25138976
She's probably just trying to get us to go to the ballroom where the party's at.

Either that or he's stealing our bloody chandelier

>>25138902
>ballroom
>>25138941
>>25138976
You fools, she just trick you, this is plan of the secret party made by Kinney.
Lets go to the ballroom

>>25138902
>"Uh, Uncle Doom? Is Deadpool supposed to be taking down the Chandelier in the ballroom?"
>facepalm
go and proceed to figure why is it that deadpools doing that.

>>25138902
Feign surprise.
"Deadpool? In the Ballroom? And the CHANDELLIER?!"
Stride with purpose towards the Ballroom.

>>25139095
This works

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>>25139116
Doesn't Doom have brown eyes?

>>25139132
Yes, but some artist prefer to give him blue eyes and that doesn't make sense because he is gipsy
Personally I would like if he had green eyes just for sake of going with the green theme

>>25139095
You stride to the Ballroom, full of purpose. Along the way, you do notice a couple of broken vases, and one fallen painting.
Pondering this, you approach the ballroom door. Straightening your cape, you open the door to find....
Deadpool actually does seem to be unscrewing the Chandelier.

"Oh, hey. Happy Birthday! Get anything Nice?"
He does appear to be wearing a North Korean general's hat

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>>25139194
"Care to tell Doom what are you doing with the Chandelier?"

>>25139194
Plenty, yes. Now, how is Kim Jong Un doing these days?

>>25139194
".... Don't tell me. Let me guess. You got Kim Jong Un to agree to convert all the restaraunts in his country to Taco stands if you could steal something from me that's larger than your own body. Am I close?"

>>25139257
"I got you a better one. This one's all old and tasteful, so I brought you Kimmy's new, super expensive one as a present! I'm just bringing it in, now"
As he says this, you're tapped on the back by his clone, dragging a bundled up, delicate sounding chandelier.

>>25139396
Facepalm.
"...Deadpool, while DOOM appreciates the sentiment, you are supposed to gently lower the chandelier when replacing it. Otherwise the cleaning staff will be cleaning up broken glass for days."

>>25139396
scan and disable any weapons and hack any spy devices.

Rolled 25

>>25139396
Laugh, and get him some robot help. DOOM shall display it proudly, and dare Kimmy to do anything about it.

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>>25139396
>Kimmy's new, super expensive one as a present!
"Doom is... very thankful?"
Lets get our stuff to put the new chandelier

>>25139446
>>implying we use common glass not diamonds/crystal

>>25139497
>>implying we use common diamonds/crystal not wizardly powered glow stones

>>25139396
"Misters Wilson, please ask for help from the robots next time. And I've been meaning to ask you: How do you feel about 'Extreme Sports'? The Human Torch expressed interest in co-hosting a television show with you, a combination X-Games and Jackass. I could arrange such a thing, if it doesn't conflict with your Talk Show duties."

>>25139517
>Implying we use wizardly powered glowstones and not scientifically created micro-universes frozen in suspended-reality fields and surrounded by a thin layer of the finest, most delicate glass imaginable.

>>25139561
>Implying we don't use scientifically created micro-universes frozen in suspended-reality fields and surrounded by scientifically created micro-universes frozen in suspended-reality fields and surrounded by scientifically created micro-universes frozen in suspended-reality fields, ad infinitum.

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>>25139561
I cant come up with anything better so >pic related to you
>>25139533
seceding this

>>25139446
As you finish your sentence, the one he was working on comes crashing down.
Fortunately, it seems mostly intact

"Good thing I put that sheet, down, huh!"
The new one is put into place with some Doombot assistance, while you mend the old with relative ease. A Doombot carries it to the basement, in case of emergency

>>25139533
"Next time? I have a way better gift for next year. And I'm down for anything that gets me more TV time. The people have a right to know the truth, and see me. And other me"

>>25139603
When DOOM wishes mood lighting to imply the possibilities of the future, it is provided by the literal fractal infinite potential of possible alternate futures.

Inquire on the situation in NK, maybe we can take advantage of it and bring it under our sphere of influence v

>>25139701
Lets ask him about the trip in the korea and lets hop he didn't accidentally a next world war

Rolled 12

>>25139788
Nah, if Kimmy lashes out China won't back him. They've said so for years, and literally nobody likes NK, even the Chinese people.

>>25139827
You never know if in that reality NK isn't secretly working with red skull on some new crazy super serum

>>25139781
>>25139788
"Ah, it's all great over there. That Kimmy's a real character. There's no traffic, either. I went on the tour. Did you know that they captured an Evil American spy boat? And that North Korea is the greatest country on earth?"

>>25139876
I still say that all the angry rhetoric is Kimmy's attempt to 'suicide by cop'. He's not allowed to contradict any of his father's or grandfather's opinions or public policies, so he can't tell his people they were wrong and need to make peace. His only honorable way out is to get his ass kicked. But China won't do it for fear of America stepping in to protect South Korea. And America won't do it for fear of military action by China. And nobody else will do it because they don't want to get caught between the two.

>>25139911
DOOM has heard things to such effect.

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>>25139911
And that North Korea is the greatest country on earth?
>awkward silence
"Excuse me Mr Wade but Doom is needed..." looks at Valeria "Somewhere else. Doom wishes you a good day"

>>25139911
"So we have all heard."
Look around the room to get away from Deadpool's constant talking.

>>25139911
Oh boy, looks like Deadpool has been brainwashed, and our plan has backfired on us. Time to get rid of him.

>>25140024
"I've got some leaflets you can have!"

You make your way out of the room, attempting to put the bewildering situation behind you. Making a note to buy a new carpet for the sections where Deadpools clone dragged your birthday present through

Opening the door to the throne room, you feel yourself walking into a distorted time sphere. And the lights are off. Odd.

>>25140097
Brainwashing deadpool is like writing on an etch-a-sketch. No matter how hard you work on it, all it takes is a good shake and he's a blank slate again. He was gone for less than 24 hours. Show him some My Little Pony cartoons and he'll be fine.

>>25140137
Ahh, the party. We can't look like we know, can we?

"If this is another assassination attempt, have the decency to get it over with so I can get back to work. Doom does not appreciate suspense."

>>25140137
Aha! Laura and Valeria have learned the value of misinformation and misdirection!
"Hmm...That's odd."

>>25140137
>time distortion bullshit on my birthday where i'm probably gonna get attacked by cyber robo nijas by richards and my house is probably gonna get levelled.
"i'm too damn busy for this shit"

>>25140137
How goes the production of the other Wade clones?
Though I though we were trying to... remove Mr. Wilson's eccentricities from the new Wilson super soldier project. We should put aside time to scrub Wilson and his clone's minds of whatever brainwashing had been done on them.

>>25140188
"Well! Who is it this time, Sword and Shield trying to usurp control of the fleet? Richards?"

>>25140216
forgot to mention, its our birthday, at some point we should get around to doing our yearly thing where we go and punch mephistopheles around in hell for a while and try to get our mother out and fail.

>>25140216
>>25140188
>>25140216
Whilst you do get the unshakable feeling that Richards is behind this, it is you who is actually behind Richards. Richards cleverly placed himself at the back of the room so as to be closer to the bar that has been set up, and to avoid you
However, this seems to have backfired you appear to have come in through the wrong door. Nevertheless, you are quickly noticed, and everyone shouts "Surprise!" Anyway

>>25140246
Thought we did that on the Solstice.

>>25140246
I believe that occurs at midsummer, sir.

>>25140294
Put our hands on our hips and jovially say, "Oh, you guys. And who has organized a party that could surprise DOOM?"

>>25140294
Step one, take a combative pose as though you expect an attack (Because for some reason superheros tend to shout out something before attacking)
Step two, relax as you survey the surroundings, taking into account all those attending
Step three, start to laugh, nearly doubling over. Doom, hasnt had many happy birthdays.

>>25140362

"DOOM thanks you all!" with a snide look towards RICHARDS!

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>>25140294
laugh for a brief moment
to our self "Doom almost forgot how enjoyable this day is"
Who do we see in the room?

>>25140382
Now now, lets be classy.

>>25140331
>>25140357
right i've been busy today and slightly distracted.
do:
>>25140362

>>25140382
Oh oh!
And set up scanners searching for ANYONE outside of this room.
Richards has plotted SOMETHING behind this celebration

>>25140395
This works.

>>25140455
I think Richards got dragged here by his wife. We should make small talk with her, discuss Valeria's progress. Bring up the possibility of a deal with Mensa to start a magnet school for extremely intelligent children so she can find a peer group her age that she can relate to intellectually.

Let Richards get himself drunk again. Have any security cameras rolling to catch it on tape to laugh ourselves to sleep with tonight. Also, inquire as to who set up the time dilation field.

>>25140395
This works.

>>25140395
You get a laugh, and most people begin speaking amongst themselves again. There is a table with gifts laid out.

>>25140395
Magneto is sat down near the gift table, along with Several mutants
Stark has brought several women along with him
Storm, Grimm and Strange have already headed to the bar, to round off the evening.
Morgan is sat on her own throne, reading and drinking Fanta.
Richards appears to be glowering at everyone, while Susan gives disapproving looks
Namor looks set to sidle over at any minute
Charles is accompanied by Storm, Cyclops and Beast. Wolverine is accompanying them from the bar area
Captain America and Nick Fury also appear to be here. Presumably at Stark's request
Some prominent Latverians are mingling too.
Additionally, the "Villians" you have invited all seemed to make it, with the exception of Mysterio.

That'll have to be it for today, I'm afraid, but that does give me time to write more for everyone. Sorry again for missing yesterday. I'll be back Saturday. Goodnight everyone, and have a nice day!

>>25140696
oh, and sorry for not getting that far today. Bye!

>>25140719
>>25140696

A pleasure, as always.

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>>25140696
The next thread is so going to be full on >spaghetti but at least we have the can seriously start thinking about the mars terraformation once we hire all these smart guys.

>>25140696
For someone who rarely breaks character, you seem like quite a bro. Thanks for running

>>25140696
Whoa.
Morgan is reading fanta?

>>25140910
do not ignore the power of the force

We should probably prioritize who we want to speak to, so op doesn't have to make anything up for the blob, or Boris Removekebab or whatever Latverians are called
Obviously laura and Richards, but who else?

>>25140910
"What the hell is in this stuff?"
But you know what she meant

>>25140935
>Villians
We need to hire them due to they exclusive knowledge that we could use for space technology (I remember there are at least 3 knock off of iron man, one is in expert in forcefields and others are just generally smart)
>Charles
Talk about an possible of student exchange?
>Morgan, Susan, Namor
They usually say something interesting. and than have a small chat with everybody else.

>>25140935
Laura and Valeria, Xavier and his X-Men.
Namor, because he's probably got more lolcats he wants to show us.
Captain America and Nick Fury.

>>25140910
maybe she's reading the bottle.
"Why is there 13 Reds in this drink?"

>>25140696
We should chum it up with the Captain.

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If nobody minds im going to post three images that explain exactly why doom is badass.
1/3

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>>25141181
2/3

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>>25141204
"not anymore"
3/3

>>25141114
Why does this orange drink have carrots and pumpkins in it? It tastes of neither!

>>25141181
>took an earlier opportunity to become immortal
Awesome

>>25141337
He also started an war between celestial-power-level cosmic villains just to get some dude out of prison designed by the watchers

>>25141181
>>25141204
>>25141235

I love you Dr. Doom

>>25141235
>That walk
So fucking swag.

>>25140696
>Susan
we should take the opportunity to ask Susan who she would put in charge of sword.

Remind her we need someone component
intelligent,
tactically skilled,
diplomatic and not a head of state,
nor a "villan" in the public eye.

She is the best person for the job but we would indorse anyone she recommended.