>List of current abilities:
Mouth:
- Teeth
- Mandibles
- Lower jaw
- Tongue
Body:
- Spine
- Snakelike form
- Crustacean fore legs
- Bird/crustacean hybrid rear legs (good jumping)
- Feathers(manipulable)
Sensory:
- Monochromatic vision
- Hearing
Reproduction:
- Stinger (Own species compatible)
Social:
- Ability to resist beast urges
- Can understand language
- Can speak (Single voice: male human blue collar worker)
Knowledge:
- Common: Names of common objects, Pirates in the sector, Current Asteroid Base layout and structure
- Specialised: Refuelling business, Paperwork, College life
???:

>When you devour a delicious creature you can gain some of it's strength!

ambush the hell out of that biker

Well we can either hitch a ride and eat the people who are getting delivered to, or we can try to go in the restaurant and eat everyone in there.

I think I'd prefer the restaurant, more likely to be fresh aquatic creatures in there.

>>25309094
agreed when he wheels his bike out drop down on top of him. Then sneak on in.

>>25309035
yay your back~! lets see if we can get to a bath room and find some loners


captcha fobjoyme bowls......yes indeed

>>25309117
My thoughts exactly, trip his ass off the bike, rip and tear. Throat/back of neck.

>>25309158
Every mutation is valuable, and this would be a great chance to pump up our sensory organs.

You consider ambushing the biker. You coil up in the crate ready to spring as soon as the striped human's back is turned.

"Alright, see you in ten."
The striped human pulls out a stick of dead plants and lights the end of it on fire.
The gangly armed thing, a 'scraggler' your stolen knowledge tells you, twists something on the bike... and it rises off the floor! It then grabs the tray of sushi in one set of arms, and turns the bike around as the human opens the roller door.

If you want to stop the biker, you have to act now! But the striped human is watching...

>>25309035

We use our stinger to sting the delivery guy in the ass and release our hot, gooey toxins deep into him.

We will want to devour his stinger as well...but we shouldn't use teeth.

>>25309274
oh damn. nope. can't do it then.

>>25309288
fuck off

>>25309274
Shit, I have no idea whats going on here, but attacking while they can see us is a terribad idea. Allow him to get away, kill the other dude if he stays out here after the other guy leaves and no-one else can see him

>>25309329
Oh, also, I am screaming all caps curses guy from last thread. stayed up waaay too late last night, but I don't have work in the morning and just finished my mistborn session tonight. LET'S DO THIS!

>>25309288
ummm, how about never.

lets wait for him to leave and get the stripy guy. maybe something useful can come from the stipes, hmm? also have agreed our name is delicious?

>>25309363
Switching to my preferred tripfag

>>25309380
>>25309296

I see how it is....no fun allowed.

>>25309380
I'm all for naming ourselves delicious. Our current plan right now should be to wait, stealth is our biggest ally until we can just push lesser beings around

>>25309400
Your kind of fun isn't welcome here. Fuck off back to /d/

>>25309274
fuck yessssssss, my current favourite quest thread atm so keen muthafucka.

Don't attack the biker, when the other guy goes back inside put your tail in the door subtly so it doesn't shut or lock.

>>25309400
thats not 'fun' at all. Its stupidity.

>>25309380
I thought that was already canon, we are Delicious.

>>25309400
>lol let's rape everything for no reason
>fun

>>25309411
/d/eviant here, don't think we are all about cocks and no plot.

>>25309438
Same, agreed. I'm all for terrifying Ripley rape pits, but we gotta play our way too it, and right now combat effectiveness is the most important by far.

>>25309274
Jump with the bird legs with the stinger through the heart so we can kill the first guy, then turn into the snake form and strangle the striped guy before he can react

You wait. You know you can kill an individual creature, if you surprise them, but you aren't strong enough to take on two of them... yet.

The gangly armed biker zooms off out of the garage, rock dust billowing around in it's wake. The striped human takes a long draw of it's cigarette, and blows out a cloud of smoke, watching it get swept up in the eddies.

Then it sniffs the air.
"Fuel? Does the bike have a leak?"
You remember that you were coated in space ship fuel not too long ago. You thought you washed most of it off.

The striped creature walks towards where the bike stood, looking at the floor.
You hear voices from rest of the sushi shop.

>>25309411
>>25309418
>>25309428

Yet who were the people who obviously voted to get the penis.

I mean, look at the posts from the OP in that thread...it was very damn obvious that's what it was, not a real stinger.

So either you all are that stupid/oblivious, or you do want to rape shit.

Prove me wrong.

>>25309486
The stinger is just a cock.

>>25309486
just feel the need to let all new comers know, the stinger is our penis.....we didnt think our plan through earlier

>>25309516
We don't have to prove shit. Fuck off.

>>25309514
I didn't vote for the stinger and it wasn't until later we realized what it was.

>>25309514
drop down on him. eat him.

>>25309514
call out to the guy who just left, say oh shit the bike has a leak, come back for a sec, then fucking death from above him.

>>25309514
Attack him while he's distracted.

Scuttle up behind him, go between his legs, then jump up and tear out his throat.

>>25309514
I TOLD YOU FUCKERS TO PREEN. GODDAMNIT. Shit, continue waiting for one of them to leave, kill whoever is left alone.

>>25309514
He's alone. Now is our chance. Give him the gift of death.

Try to get on his face and throat.

>>25309562
we preened. hell we took a shower. I guess our feathers take a bit to clean.

>>25309514
Turn into a snake and bite his vocalchords so he can't scream

>>25309514
drool on his head to get him to look up, then rip his face off. lets do this xenomorph stlye

>>25309516
Prove that I voted for the penis.
Go ahead. I'm waiting.

Rolled 3

>>25309543
>>25309558
>>25309572
Yeah, agreed, fuck up garage-dude, provided he is actually alone. Rolling for detect sounds

>>25309600
terrible roll, doesn't count because it wasn't asked for.

>>25309593
Good man. I believe we should really take inspiration from the Alien movies on this quest. We want to be that sort of beast.

>>25309600
Jesus christ, nevermind, I'm not allowed to roll.

>>25309514
don't kill the biker, wait till he rides off then call the other guy back outside

>>25309587
>You can't turn into a snake, that's simply how you are shaped.

You watch the lone human, waiting for your moment. Ever so gently you creep up out of the box. It is searching quite thoroughly, you are not sure you can surprise it.

The creature ducks down and pokes at a mark on the stone floor. Now is your chance!

>Roll 1d100 to pounce on it's throat!
>Taking the third roll

>>25309730
BITE HIS FACE SO HE CANT SCREAM

Rolled 55

>>25309730
Let's do this!

Rolled 73

>Roll 1d100 to pounce on it's throat!

Rolled 11

>>25309730
I am the God of Tits and Wine. Bow before me, Dice.

>>25309777

Rolled 27

>>25309730
MEAT PINATAAAA

>>25309730
LETS EAT US SOME FLESH BAGS!

Rolled 42

>>25309786
welp

>>25309786
dang it

>>25309786
Oh fuck every kind of duck

>>25309786
The god of tits and wine is not the god of dice. What have you done?

>>25309786
I hate you

>>25309730

>>25309786
Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you!?

Why would you make demands of the dice gods?

The creature sniffs the air again, and stands. You pounce, but it is already looking at you. It dives out of the way, and you go crashing into the second bike, knocking it off it's stand.

The striped creature looks at you warily, and grabs a metal bar from a nearby workbench.
"The fuck is this?" it says, looking at you as you lie there limbs sprawled.

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>>25309871
"Hello I'm Delicious. And so are you!"
Attack again.

>>25309871
Turn over and lunge at it's neck again

>>25309871
we can fix this! ruffle our feathers and make cooing gigly noises, they don't know what we are yet

>>25309871
Try to look harmless, puff up feathers, correct self, just generally attempt to not look like a terrifying murder machine, more like a lost pet

>>25309898
I like misdirection

>>25309882
I love you drawfags.

>>25309898
>>25309908
These. Make it think we're a space kitten or some shit.

Rolled 51

>>25309871
fuck it, all or nothing go for round 2 and chomp this chump.

>>25309889
This

>>25309898
>>25309908
You disgust me.

RIP AND TEAR

>>25309946
we will when he gets closer......we will bath in his internal organs.......why don't we stink of raw flesh........

Rolled 47

>>25309871
seeing as we have a voice and smarts
'what where you're going cunt'

>>25309980
Because stealth is good

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>>25309898
>>25309908
>>25309920

>>25310008
*watch

>>25309871
Say "Meow."
And then "Woof."

And run!

>>25309920
and if he bends over to pet us we gouge his eyes out with our chitinous forelimbs.

>>25310022
How adorable! 10/10 would let devour flesh.

>>25309908
This.
Especially if we can squeak adorably.

>>25310046
Exactly!

>>25310022
I love drawfags

>>25309908
this. so much this

>>25309882
>Adorable!

You puff up your feathers, hiding your teeth and mandibles. You right yourself, and giggle.

The creature approaches, pointing the metal bar at you. You curl up, ready to spring.

"What are you? And why do you stick of spaceship fuel?" "A pest that got into Margo's?"
It is dangerously close to prodding you with the metal bar.

You giggle at it, but this time it sounds distinctly more sinister.

>Roll 1d100 to pounce again!
>Taking the first odd roll
>Or do something else?

>>25309919
>>25310066
hahaha, thanks, guys!

Rolled 98

>Roll 1d100 to pounce again!

>rolls 98... called for odd

god DAMNIT.

>>25310115
Roll over onto our back! Wiggle our butt, and giggle again!

>>25310124
Pounce!

Rolled 80

>>25310115
Pounce!

Rolled 29

>>25310115
come on please dice gods

Rolled 3

>>25310115
Dice gods, I ask for your favor.

Rolled 59

>>25310115
ok RIP AND TEAR! ....( maybe we should start saying that) lets take this guys throat and remove it for him

>>25310156

"This is /tg/, gentlemen. Not even the gods can save you now."

Rolled 60

Rollan for the pouncan!

We Ravener now?

>>25310157
GODDAMNIT

Rolled 35

>>25310115
Say "I'm delicious and so are you!"

Then pounce

>>25310156
>>25310157
damnit damnit damnit

>>25310156
i'm so sorry.
I have brought great dishonor.
I will now commit sudoku

>>25310156
NO.
FUCKING NO.

Rolled 21

>>25310115
run away and hide till he leaves.

>>25310156
>>25310157
GOD CANT HEAR YOU HEAR!

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>>25310115

Rolled 54

>>25310221
please continue with your drawfaggotry sir, it is rather entertaining indeed.

(this is the reason I hate the single dice system, we're going to be spending the next ten rounds pointlessly leaping at the guy)

>>25310221
>I can't really make out what's going on there...

You spring forwards, only to be met with the iron bar striking you solidly across the mouth. You are flung back, landing near the door.

"Those are some sharp teeth you've got hidden there," the thing mutters to itself. It raises it's arms out from it and shouts at you: "Rah! Get out!"

It swings the bar in front of it.

You are in pain. You are not bleeding. You are hungry.

>Roll 1d100 if you want to keep fighting!
>Taking the 4th roll
>Or take another action?

Rolled 6

>Roll 1d100 if you want to keep fighting!
fight. it reports us they'll locate us.

Rolled 55

>>25310316
against my better judgement

Rolled 56

>>25310316
DICE GODS! PLEASE ACCEPT THIS BLOODSHED AS PENANCE FOR OFFENSES WROUGHT AGAINST YOU!

>>25310316
it was meant to be we leap at him and the iron bar is ready to strike. Also I am drunk and speed drawing so crappy art ahoy.

Rolled 91

>>25310316
he thinks we some random animal........hehehehehe.......lets limp (faking it) away, and wait for another opputunity. we lost stealth our main advantage. also 8 minutes or so the guy will be back

>>25310316
it still doesn't think we're a real murderthreat, time to RIP AND TEAR!

>>25310352
WE THANK YOU, ALMIGHTY DICE GODS, FOR YOUR DIVINE MERCY. TRULY, YOU ARE THE ONLY TRUE GODS

>>25310352
You... You have saved us. Thank you, anon.

Rolled 30

>>25310352
I love you.

Rolled 38

>>25310352
WE ARE SAVED!

Also introduce ourselves before we kill him.

>>25310352
The dice gods are truly merciful and wise.

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>>25310465
indeed, drawfag, indeed

You leap again, ignoring it's pathetic attempt to scare you. It swings at you, but misses your body, catching on on of your mandibles instead. With a sickening crack your mandible is shattered, bent at an odd angle. It is leaking.
You crash into the thing's chest, on of your legs jabbing through it's clothes and scraching it's chest. You bite at it's head and neck scraping and clawing. It hits you over and over with it's pipe.

Eventually you subdue it. You are bleeding. Your spine is broken. You are in pain. You are hungry. The creature is dead on the floor in the centre of the room. It is leaking fluids slowly. You want to eat it.

>>25310383
"My name...is Iningo Montoya."

>>25310476
Eat it, we'll be too broken to do much of anything else if we don't.

>>25310476
Eat it, we need to regenerate

>>25310476
Eat it from its head first

Rolled 86

>>25310476
wait what?

>>25310476
eat it's heart. that way we'll gain his courage and strength

>>25310476
EAT. Eat in whatever way is most efficient.

Rolled 2

>>25310476
I thought we were going to bide out time?

>>25310476
i got some pizza, and now am cofused........

>>25310476
Jebus, eat the fuck out of it, ouch, iron rods are mad dangerous.

>>25310523
with the roll we got? like hell we were.

>>25310476
Jesus, that was a 96?

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>>25310577
That's how weak we are. This thread we need to focus on becoming full Xenomorph. Fuck this diplomancing. We need claws and armor.

>>25310606
Agreed. We either need some armor or some blitzkrieg capabilities.

>>25310523
>Action is via consensus. Roll determines success. Votes were overwhelmingly for continuing to fight. It was ready for you. You do not have many combat evolutions.

You bite into the thing, shredding it as you tear and devour.

>It had a few things that could aid you. Pick one of:
>Knowledge - What is this place? How many people are here? What else do you know?
>Muscular forelimbs - Strength to do more things, no longer powerd by lame hydraulics!
>Sense of smell - It seemed to know you were here, somehow.

You lie in a small pool of blood and clothes. You giggle to yourself. You can hear voices from the other part of the shop. You can hear noises from outside the open roller door.

Rolled 32

>>25310606
Voice and knowledge isn't for diplomacy nimrod. Its to trick our prey to come closer.

That said we need more combat stuff. Unfortinately the last few upgrades haven't been that great.

Rolled 23

>>25310633
either smell or strength

>Muscular forelimbs - Strength to do more things, no longer powerd by lame hydraulics!
this, this.

Use the clothes to mop up the worst of the blood and move them out of sight. Then let us continue.

>>25310633
>Muscular forelimbs - Strength to do more things, no longer powered by lame hydraulics!

Now we don't need to rely on out mandibles for everything.

>>25310633
MUSCULAR FORELIMBS

>>25310633
Muscular Forelimbs. Strength is the greatest virtue. We shall be the perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility. A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.

>>25310633
>Muscular forelimbs

I vote for that.

>>25310633
Muscles, smell is awesome but can wait

Rolled 22

>>25310540
we got a 96?

>>25310633
Muscular forelimbs

>>25310633
Shit this is a hard choice,

Muscle, we can get a bunch of evolutions by eating whatever is here.

Rolled 88

>>25310633
oops, sorry fair call

Rolled 56

>>25310633
fucking biceps nigga.

>>25310707

"MY NAME IS SHIT WEASEL, AND I BELIEVE IN FITNESS!"

>>25310633
knoldege! just kidding muscles

>>25310606
manipulators like hands should come first so we can operate a laser gun.

We need to find out where to kill and eat a mantis shrimp, if it wouldn't wreck our shit. It's eyes are in-fucking-credible.

>>25310720
I thought we were Delicious

>>25310749
it is.

Rolled 17

>>25310749
delicious the shit weasel?

next action, hit the bench press
Rolling for getting that last rep out

>>25310749
No. We are not calling yourself "Delicous."

That's fucking stupid.

>>25310805
It's better than the rape that achieves nothing.

Also you have shit taste

>>25310748
we also need it's claws and we are in luck because according to wikipedia it is often used in sushi.

>>25310832
>I don't like the name
>God, just leave stupid rapefag

What?

Fucking What?

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>>25310662
MUH GAINZ

>>25310859
Since when did I call you a rapefag? I said that calling ourselves delicious is better than having us rape everything.

Your forelimbs shift and change, becoming muscular. They still end in carapaced points. You feel something caught in your teeth. With a quick cough and a gurgle you eject a cigarette onto the ground, smouldering

You grab the ragged clothes and start mopping up the blood. Soon enough you have most of the liquid absorbed in the fabric, but there is still a stain on the ground.

"Yo, Arkon, I'm back early, is the next order out?" The voice comes from outside.

It is dark and you cannot see anything in the road. You hold the rags in your mandibles.

>What do you do?
>Roll 1d100

>>25310904
climb up, call for new guy, kill new guy

Rolled 87

>>25310904
Hide and wait for him to come in, then ambush

Rolled 65

>>25310904

Try and clean the mess up with our tongue as best as we can.

Maybe talk in his voice?

Rolled 34

>>25310904
Lure with our voice, THEN TEAR IT APART WITH OUR MIGHTY MUSCLES

>>25310865
Wow, mutant mass bro.
>>25310633
Dem for limbs

Rolled 15

>>25310865
this, so fucking much
>>25310904
return to the box you were previously hiding in, yell out
"yeah man, just come here for a sec".
when he comes round, jump him

Rolled 95

>>25310904
Hide in the shadows, and get ready to ambush him.

Jump on him and shove our new arms through his chest. (the points are sharp, right?)

Rolled 23

>>25310904
lets climb high up into rafters then drop clothes belwo us. when the gangly thing comes over to inspect...it will be too late

>>25310917
Yes. I support this 87.

We will strike terror into their hearts, and then devour them.

Rolled 60

>>25310904
Wait, then ATTAKU

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>>25310904

>>25310917
supporting this.

>>25310968
our death giggle will be the last thing he hears

>>25310961
>(the points are sharp, right?)
>Sharp-ish. They aren't bladed or anything.

You scramble up onto some boxes, out of the direct light, with the bloody rags in your mouth. You drop them into the box you were first hiding in with a mufled squelch.

In a big billow of dust the four handed creature swings into the garage at high speed. It leaps off and swings on a roof beam, even before the bike has stopped moving. It lands at the other door and opens it, shouting in.
"Arkon, where's the next order, come on, I got called back just for it!"

Rolled 45

"your the next order meat pinata!" lung at his face with our new found strength

>>25311182
Can we talk in 'Arkon's voice, now that we've consumed him? If so, let's call out that we've broken our leg.

>>25311182
>>25311216
yes

Rolled 52

>>25311182
STAB HIM WITH OUR SHARP-ARMS!

BIOWEAPON KIIIIIIIICCCCCK!

>>25311182
>>25311216
Agreed, use voice to confuse, murder with newfound strength neentslc said

Rolled 5

>>25311182
Don't attack it, quietly scramble into the garage without being seen so we can explore the sushi place for some paralytic poison fish or octopi, we have eaten enough for now.

oh fuck I just re-read toques post. Don't go for his face, go for his back. GO FOR HIS BACK!

Rolled 24

>>25311227
Seconded. We got to lure him in we're injured.

>>25311243
...Okay, no, talking doesn't "distract" them, it gives them OUR EXACT LOCATION and ruins our ambush.

God, learning how to talk was the worst choice you guys ever made.

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>>25311258
REDACTED what he said. so declares sailor bioweapon.

>>25311291
Fair enough, I take back the voicing!

>>25311302
Where's the tiara?

Rolled 60

>>25311291
worse than the stinger?

Rolled 84

it's clearly way too agile for us, just let it fuck off and then we infiltrate the store guys, we have eaten enough people and should explore a little, we can use our muscles later.

>>25311340
I want his arms, or his strength. either works. And as long as he can't get him off his spine we can kill him.

>>25311324
under the feathers

>>25311330
The dick doesn't encourage us to give away our cover and try to talk to people.

>>25311367
Well played.

Rolled 46

I saw we hide until it's back is turned pounce and use our arms to hold on for dear life while we naugh at it's neck.

"You are the next order, meat pinata!"
"Ha ha, very funny Gunthrey." The scraggler doesn't even look around. "You can't trick me into sucking your meat popsicle again, I'm working." It's voice seems to come from the back of it's neck.

It disappears inside the door to the sushi shop, and returns even before the door has swung shut.
"Huh, gone already."
The many limbed thing sits on it's bike, which is still resting on the ground.

>Pouncing? Roll 1d100! Taking the third even roll.

>>25311459
Agreed, neckmurder is best murder.

Rolled 22

>>25311489
rollin

Rolled 67

>>25311489
go go go go, rip out throat

Rolled 4

>>25311489
OH GOD PLEASE LET ME ROLL WELL ONCE

Rolled 16

>>25311489
Rolling for assassins creed shit.

>>25311513
Fuck everything.

Rolled 27

>>25311510
had eentswas

>>25311516
I am so sorry.

>>25311516
shit

>>25311489
Why do you keep on doing single rolls?

Rolled 59

>>25311489
RIP AND TEAR!!!!!!!!

Rolled 86

>>25311513
WHY HAVE YOU ABANDONED ME DICE GODS?

Rolled 89

>>25311513
Dammit drawfag I thought you were cool

>>25311603
alright, to the store. lets find some fish to eat.

Rolled 29

>>25311603
look for vents or ducts in the ceiling so we can have a look around this joint.

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>>25311603

You leap again... But again you are too slow! By the time you are in the air the bike is already out the door and gone. You land on the stone with nothing but a toothful of dust to show for it.

You are begining to suspect your skill at pouncing needs improvement. You can land on a ledge, but have trouble hitting moving things.

You stand alone in the garage. You could go out onto the street by the big rolling door, or take the other door to the sushi shop proper, or find a third way in...?

>>25311603
Well, at least we're still small enough to sneak around. Are there any vents that lead to the inside of the sushi bar? I think it's time to see if we can acquire any space-fish mutations. Or ranks in cooking.

>>25311639
lets look for the live fish storage if it has any.

>>25311639
Why are we going to the sushi shop again?

Whatever. Just go in the shop normally.

We killed everyone.

By that I mean look for a third way in.

Rolled 100

>>25311639
let go back to something we know very well........any vents around?

>>25311687
What the fuck is wrong with you.

>>25311687

This is why you should not roll until rolls are asked for.

>>25311639
Maybe better eyes would help with pouncing.

>>25311667
hell, I think we can eat even the already dead fish. the only reason that one crab guy was gross was because he was cooked, thus ruining any genetic material he had.

but this is all raw fish. tons of DNA.

>>25311603
sounds like we need to consume some knowledge of ballistics to judge our pouncing right.

>>25311372
No, but it almost got us killed once and people still haven't learned not to try and rape things that are stronger than us.

>>25311742
We have used the dick -once-.

That was the first and last time we ever used it.

>I feel I'm flagging a bit today, I might have to call the thread over early.

There is a single air vent in the roof of the garage, high above the metal rafters. It would take some effort to climb to.
You peer outside. The sidewalk is rather well lit, but you could risk another journey out to find another way in if you were quick.
The door to the shop proper is hanging half open. Through the gap you can hear a lot of noise, but the room immediately inside appears to be empty of fleshbags. There are three doors leading out from that room. Through one you can hear a very large amount of noise, voices shouting and scraping metal. Through the other two you can hear water, one splashing constantly, the other intermittantly. You would have to open these doors yourself, with your mandibles.

>What do you do?
>Whichever you choose, you will probably need to roll, although some ways are easier then others.

>>25311758
Because it almost got us fucking killed. And people still vote to use it.
What has the voice ever done to hinder us?

Rolled 20

>>25311818
Head through the door with the intermittent splashing.

>>25311847
agreed

>>25311818
Splashing door

Into the ushi shop is likely a kitchen. Small space, hard to maneuver for large creatures, easy to maneuver for small things. We go into the kitchen fast and olw, hide under things

Rolled 89, 38 = 127

Don't worry about fallin' behind. Your quest is just so popular and fun! At the same time, rest if ya feel ya need it.

>>25311818
Head to the room with three doors. Open constantly splashing room, if you need another roll for that, too.

You jump up onto the door handle on the door that leads to the intermittant splashing noises. You heave and push yourself off with your powerful forelimb, and succeed in twisting the handle.

You hang there as the door swings open and find yourself in another corridor... With a half delicious creature in it!
It screams, and runs around a corner. "Mummy, mummy there's a scary yellow bity thing in the back of the kitchen!"
Uh oh.

There are two doors near here, with a metal plate with a stylised depiction of a stinger on one, and another with a bent orb on the other. The corridor also continues around a corner where the half delicious thing ran. There is lots of noise coming from that direction. You think it is mostly voices, but it is hard to make out.

>>25311993
for some reason, I have the urge to say act cute.

>>25311993
A bent orb? How do you even bend a sphere?

>>25311993
Well we've been seen. ALSO WE'RE YELLOW APPARENTLY. Time to hide.

>>25311993
Curses, discovered. Into the door with the stinger on it, we have one of those, maybe we won't be out of place there.

>>25311993
Eat it. Looks weak. And tender

Rolled 88

>>25311993
Women's bathroom. More isolated delicious things (hopefully), more places to hide, can always act like a horrifically adorkable friendly lost alien pet thing should the worst happen.

Rolled 40

>>25311993
hide somewhere quick, wait it out them go to the door with the stinger on it

>>25312129
good plan, save cuteness for last minute.

You rush to the door with the stinger on it. Quickly, before they come looking for you! It doesn't have a door handle, so you just jab your forelimb against it and force it open a way, and hide inside.

The walls and floor are covered in thin pieces of stone, tiles. You can see a row of wooden stalls, top and bottoms open. You can see many varied porcelain oddities through the gaps. The human who's knowledge you consumed has only seen one type of these, and the rest have many strange appendages that you do not recognise or comprehend.

One pair of heavy boots can be seen in one of the stalls, and above them, the smallest amount of gray wrinkled skin.

From beyond the door behind you you can hear voices talking, one of which is the half delicious thing that saw you.
There is a vent in the roof above the stalls.
You are hungry.

>>25312247
Let's listen to the voices.

>>25312247
Vent, they will hear you if you eat the guy in the stall

Rolled 89

>>25312247
im all for attack if any one can think of a stealthy way to do it in hear......

Rolled 77

>>25312247
Try to get up to the vent stealthily (leap from urinal to top of stall divider to vent, cushioning sound with feather/frills?) so we can observe how to best consume.

Old man powers may not be useful, but its knowledge might. And on the other hand, it could be an elephant-man, which would be excellent!

Agreed brother.

Scoot along the wall behind the boots, jump up and devour him. It is relieving itself, it will be distracted and vulnerable.

Rolled 82

>>25312247
listen to the voices

Rolled 34

>>25312272
>>25312371

agreeing with these two, hide in a vent and listen to the voices

>>25312383
>>25312371
Jawhol!

You leap up onto the sinks, then to the top of the stalls, cushioning your landings each time with your muscular forarms and feathers. You don't think you made too much noise, but it's hard to tell with the omnipresent sounds from the rest of the shop.

You punch the vent cover upwards and in, and climb in after it.

It is loud and noisy in here. You are hungry

>[End of thread]
>Sorry for short thread. Next one will be mid next week some time.
>Updates/etc on twitter @solartopee

>>25312416
Wee!
Thanks, OP! Glad I could finally participate in this one, had a lot of fun following on suptg.

Rolled 61

>>25312416
may I offer you a polite suggestion for future endeavours OP?

>>25312641
>Always.

Rolled 21

>>25312658
and might I add that I really enjoy this thread, this is the first quest thread I've been on on /tg/ and it's heaps of fun.

In future perhaps you could consider putting us in situations that require slightly more thinking than hide/RIP AND TEAR.

Situations where we are outnumbered and waiting till one is alone so we can them simply isn't an option, or where other factors are at play (be they environmental or what have you) which force us to try and survive or avoid the traditional path of straight up violence or stealth. Make us think. I think this may avoid the situation where we are stuck in an alley nomming for an entire session (not to say I didn't enjoy it).

I see you guiding us towards things and actions which is excellent, but sometimes people need a big push to get up off their asses and detach themselves from the RIP AND TEAR mentality. Don't be afraid to force our hand a little for the sake of story progression and variety, so long as you attempt do it well.

Thanks for a wonderful session, keep up the good work mate, cheers.

Rolled 15

>>25312797
*also I understand that you said you were flagging a bit today, so it's all good, we all have off days.

>>25310985
that.... is fucking cute as hell.

Never change alcodraw, never change

>>25311302
wait a minute...

So we're sailor muntant-freak-from-where-the-hell-in-the-verse?

... I think i just found my new favorite sailor scout!

>>25312797
>perhaps you could consider putting us in situations that require slightly more thinking than hide/RIP AND TEAR.
>But anon, I do.
>And nobody seems to notice.
>Today you fought against a humanoid with heightened senses and one with superior reflexes. And every suggestion was "Eat them in the face" right from the beginning. Should I just let you pounce out into two of them and get beaten up and killed? I don't get enough planning and complicated suggestions in the thread.
>Fluffing up your feathers and pretending to be cute was a good plan, but after you'd taken a lead pipe to the spine leaping at his face really isn't. But it was exactly what was chosen to do. Even with a 90something you got beaten up, because it wasn't a very good idea, but I don't doubt that next thread there will be more suggestions exactly like it.
>I am unsure if I am encouraging simplistic replies or if that is just the crowd of players I have attracted, but any suggestions towards getting more complicated replies are appreciated.

>>25311633
>>25311302
>and others
>>25310022
>>25309882
>Mr Drawfag, I appreciate your art, I really do, but I feel I must object to such frequent postings. It seems to me to be bordering on avatarfagging, and that is against the global rules. I love that you are interested enough to drawfag for the quest, and it has been a dream of mine to quest well enough to get a drawfag, but I think it would be best to just stick to one or two, instead of many sketches

>>25312989
...damn it's over.
Crap.