It begins.

And now: FAMILIAL RECONCILIATIOOOOON

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>>26277299
And now, having just liberated an entire camp of Darcsen prisoners from Imperial captivity, you're left to deal with what would probably be the most challenging part of the mission, helping Tarin deal with her father issues. You don't really know the full story, but you know that she's nervous about her father's opinion on her life choices, something you unfortunately don't have much experience in. However, Tarin was pretty much family at this point, so you were determined to stand by her no matter what.

By the time you get back to Fardan, the majority of the Darcsen prisoners had already been shipped to the rear. Those supply trucks weren't going wait for them, after all. However, a small number of them, the captured fighters, had opted to stay, and Tarin's father was one of them.

The other Demons begin disperse to take care of other duties, but Tarin stays by your side.

"I... I don't know if I can do this, sir." Tarin bites her lip. "What if he gets mad at me?"

"Then my extreme disapproval will be the least of his problems." You ruffle Tarin's hair, something that would suicide for most other men. "You're damn good at what you do, if and that's what you want to keep doing, then nobody has any right to say otherwise."

"A-alright." Tarin nods. "Let's go then."

>You and Tarin can handle this by yourselves.
>Maybe we should bring some backup? [specify]
>Other

>>26277606
>Maybe we should bring some backup?
"RAMIREZ!"

>>26277606
>You and Tarin can handle this by yourselves.

Wow, where is everyone?

>>26277606
>Maybe we should bring some backup?
>Sam

The reason for this should be obvious. So Jager and Tarin don't get mistaken as a couple. Again.

>>26277606
>You and Tarin can handle this by yourselves.

>>26277606
>You and Tarin can handle this by yourselves.
Lets not drag anyone into Tarin's personal problems unless shes cool with it.

>>26277606
>>You and Tarin can handle this by yourselves.

>>26277606

>You and Tarin can handle this by yourselves.
Apply tactical punch if things get bad.

>>26277606
>>You and Tarin can handle this by yourselves.

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>>26277606
Well, you're sure and and Tarin can handle this by yourselves. Plus, you doubt Tarin wanted anybody else getting tangled in her personal problems. Hell, you're pretty sure the other Demons genuinely believed she didn't have any. You both make your way back to the quarter of town where the partisan fighters have made camp. This time, however, you don't get any glares or stink eyes, but instead respectful nods and salutes as you pass. Seems like word of your liberation of Daznow spread pretty quick.

You then reach the hotel Mack and his men have commandeered as a temporary headquarters. The guards at the door let you in without a second glance, and Mack is there to greet you.

"Great timing. Edwin's ready to see you two." Mack says, leading you through the lobby. "Careful, though. He's still a bit under the weather from the camp conditions."

"Is he okay?" Tarin asks, panic creeping into the edges of her voice.

"Ah, nothing some food and a couple days rest can't handle. You of all people should know it would take more than a week or two of imprisonment to do him in!"

"Right..." Tarin nods absentmindedly.

Man, she really was almost a completely different person whenever her father was mentioned.

Mack leads you to one of the suites, where you see the apparently infamous Edwin of the Winter Wolves sitting up in a bed, reading a stack of papers while chewing on a piece of bread. The man certainly had a work ethic, that was for sure. He turns to see who came into the room and his eyes widen and the bread drops from his mouth.

"Tarin?"

"Dad!"

You actually don't even see Tarin move. It's like she's next to you one moment and suddenly she's embracing her father on the other side of the room. Absolutely terrifying.

"And who's this young man here?" He asks, nodding his head toward you."

>Tell him you're her CO.
>Tell him you're her friend.
>Mess with them a little.Tell him you're her boyfriend.
>Other

>>26278085
>Tell him you're her CO and her friend.

>>26278085
>>Mess with them a little.Tell him you're her boyfriend.
I know this won't get vote so i vote for it.

>>26278085
>Her CO and friend.
Ayup.

>>26278085
>Tell him you're her CO.

>>26278107
seconding

>>26278085
>>Tell him you're her CO and her friend.

>>26278085
>Mess with them a little.Tell him you're her boyfriend.
As a Tarinfag there is no choice

>>26278107
Second.

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>>26278085
"I'm her commanding officer, and her friend." You say, saluting. "Captain Jager Sturmfuhrer of the Demons of Randgriz."

"Commanding officer...?" Edwin's frowns as the gears turn in his head and he finally makes the connections his paternal instincts had made him overlook. "Tarin! What have you done?!"

Tarin suddenly shrinks away, as if she'd received an electric shock. "I-I came back to find you!"

"Why would you do that?!" Her father frowns. "We risked so much, sacrificed so much, to make sure you could live a peaceful life, and now here you are, back in the middle of a warzone! What were you hoping to accomplish?!"

Tarin blinks and tries to say something, but it looks as if she can't quite get the words out of her throat.

>Looks like she needs backup.
>Let this play out a bit more. Tarin needs to handle this herself.
>Other

>>26278380
>>Looks like she needs backup.

>>26278380
>>Looks like she needs backup.

>>26278380
>Other.
"She was hoping to find you, sir."

>>26278380
>Looks like she needs backup.
Hand on shoulder.

>>26278380
>Looks like she needs backup.

>>26278380
>Looks like she needs backup.
"She was trying to find you. That's what she told me when she joined."

>>26278412
>>26278415
These two.

>>26278380
>Looks like she needs backup.
"A few things sir. First off, Tarin made the same choice as anyone who could -to find her family. Second off, She will have a peaceful life. My noble homestead has been restored as a school, and it will need teachers. Any Demon who wishes will be able to live and teach in safety and comfort with their families"

>>26278426
>>26278412
You realize she already said that right?

>>26278468
Yeah, I just realized that. Which is why I'm changing my vote to >>26278465

>>26278465
>>26278415
these

>>26278380
>Looks like she needs backup.
Unfortunately the Empire didn't want to wait. The Invasion of Gallia left many without peace and without a choice *wince a little at that*. I understand you tried your damndest to get her to safety and I can respect that, but you need to understand that we're part of your fight now, whether you like it or not. It's a shame but now we all have to make sure your efforts weren't in vain, this war needs to end and we're close to being able to making sure it does.

>>26278380
Seeing your subordinate was in need of assistance, you step forward and put a reassuring hand on Tarin's shoulder, which immediately ceases her trembling. You then look at Edwin, with your own look of severe disapproval to match his.

"A few things sir. First off, Tarin made the same choice as anyone who could -to find her family. Second off, She will have a peaceful life. My noble homestead has been restored as a school, and it will need teachers. Any Demon who wishes will be able to live and teach in safety and comfort with their families"

Edwin looks at you, and then Tarin, and then sighs.

"Fine. I can accept that Tarin is in a military unit, but I have important information pertaining the facility holding Excalibur, but my one condition is that Tarin not participate in the mission to attack it.

>Sounds fair.
>No deal.
>You're going to tell us regardless.
>Other

>>26278670
>No Deal

>>26278670
>You're going to tell us regardless.
"Sir, if I can go into battle with my fiancee, you can go into battle with your daughter."

>>26278696
Brilliant.

>>26278670
>>Other
What she does is her own choice.

>>26278670

>You're going to tell us regardless.

It's up to her anyway.

>>26278696
I second this.

>>26278670
I'm afraid I don't make that choice. I command troops during battle, not whether they want to fight in it

>>26278670
>No deal.
but
>You're going to tell us regardless.
Would you really send your daughter into battle without any idea of what we're facing

>>26278706
>>26278710
Kinda goes against what we just said about being her CO, doesn't it?

>>26278696
>Extremely misleading phrasing.

>>26278670
>You're going to tell us regardless.
"I trust Tarin to keep herself alive and I trust my squad even more to be there for her if something does happen. If you honestly believe you can withhold information on a Superweapon we need to destroy to help in this war just so your daughter can be safe for a day in hostile territory I question your judgement."

>>26278670
>You're going to tell us regardless.

I can appreciate you don't want your efforts going to waste after all this, but consider everybody else in this war that have lost homes family or even their very lives. This war needs to end, we're so close to ensuring it does and you want to begin making deals that could potentially put that hope in jeopardy?

I'm afraid we're all out of choices now either this mission succeeds or it fails, whether it does or doesn't is entirely up to you Edwin.

>>26278696
this is the anonwe need

>>26278670
"Sir, if I can go into battle with my fiancee, you can go into battle with your daughter." You say simply.

Edwin blinks at those words and looks at both you and Tarin. You suddenly realize what he must be thinking.

"Um, nothing like that, sir. My fiance is somebody else." You say a bit too quickly.

At that, Tarin suddenly turns crimson red and turns away so that you and her father won't see. You hear Mack in the background trying, and failing, not to burst out into laughter.

"The point is, sir, is that I trust Tarin to keep herself alive and I trust my squad even more to be there for her if something does happen. I can appreciate you don't want your efforts going to waste after all this, but consider everybody else in this war that have lost homes family or even their very lives"

>roll 1d20

Rolled 2

>>26278952

Rolled 19

>>26278952

Rolled 10

>>26278952
No whammy!

Rolled 13

>>26278952

>>26278977
DAMN! Nice Roll!

>>26279085

+2 charisma as well.

>>26278977
Based anon.

>>26278977
Edwin stops and think long and hard, and then finally looks back at his daughter.

"Tarin, do you really want this? Do truly want to fight?"

"If it's to protect my friends.... and my family, yes." Tarin says, her confidence returning. "I'd do anything to make sure you, or the Demons, don't get hurt. Even if it means putting my own life on the line."

Edwin sighs. "I guess this is what I get for sending away my little girl. She's grown up so much when I wasn't looking."

"But, it's not to say you didn't do the right thing!" Tarin says. "Gallia was -is- a really great place! I was just hoping that you'd come with me there someday."

"Train..." Edwin smiles and then turns to you. "Okay, I guess I've changed my mind. Give me a few minutes and we'll organize a meeting with your general."

Both you and Tarin are then shooed out of the building. The moment you're outside, you see Tarin give the biggest sigh you've ever seen, as if she had been holding her breath the entire time.

"Thanks, sir, you really helped me out there." She says. "I'm really sorry about dragging you into my personal problems."

>Oh, it was nothing.
>Anything for a fellow Demon, Tarin.
>Other

>>26279221
>Anything for a fellow Demon, Tarin.

>>26279221
>Oh, it was nothing.

I sense that Tarin unlocked a potential.

>>26279221
>Anything for a fellow Demon, Tarin.
your dad isn't your only family now

>>26279221
>>Anything for a fellow Demon, Tarin.

>>26279267
This and pat her head.

Damn...if only a Tarin route was possible...if only.

>>26279303

It was. She was always my favorite.

>>26279303
Ramirez got it instead

>>26279329

We owe her two lunches she's never gonna get.

>>26279329
It was never possible. /tg/ always goes for the first girl.

>>26279329
Huh, when did this happen?

I knew Elsa and Alex and Helsiode and the knight apprentice but Ramieriz, thought he was a lone wolf?

>>26279303
No, Tarin route was only possible with Alek.

>>26279373
Actually I think people were torn until Sam revealed her feelings and then her getting shot. Those things alone easily tipped the scales.

>>26279303
>>26279401
Merc said all routes were possible.

We just didn't take it during the "date". We could have ended up with Heloise too during the time she was drunk in Ustio but we didn't take that one either.

It was when Sam forced us to choose that we actually had to choose something.

>>26279388
It hasn't officially happened. But we joke about Tarin x Ramirez and how their progeny would be gods among men. And they've been seen hanging out more together. (Don't know why Brilliant is there too, except he could use more scenes)

>>26279457
I kind of wanted to wait after dealing with Karla to choose a romantic route but after Sam confessing her love and getting shot. It did tip the scales to say yes.

Not that it's bad, but with a bunch of interesting cast of female characters, it always leaves you thinking what if?

Am I wrong with thinking that?

>>26279457

Ramrez route?

>>26279550

Tarin obviously doms both Ramirez and Brilliant.

>>26279560
Maybe?

Merc didn't deny it. It's too late now though.

>>26279554

I don't think so. Tarin and Isolde are both my favorite females. Not that I'm complaining.

>>26279560

Don't worry guys. Ramirez's routes on Sam/Jager isn't closed yet.

So am I the only one out there that would have been completely fine with an Isolde route?

>>26279626
>Sharing Sam with Ramirez

You lewd sunuvabitch.

>>26279632

No way, that loyal knightly attitude is a real turn on.

>>26279554

Try being me. Elizabethfag all the way with Sam/Tarin as a close second. The knowledge it would never work out because of demographics ;_;.

>>26279640

NO we aren't sharing Sam, and she isn't sharing us. Ramirez is gonna take them both.

>>26279632
I would have been fine with an Isolde route, if only she came a little earlier, maybe it might have made a difference though she is tied with Tarin though

>>26279632
Personally I would have been fine with anyone but Sam. Sam is just really dull in my opinion.

>>26279712
Really? She's actually the only character that interacts with Jager in a way that I find interesting.

>>26279741
That just makes you a dull person.

>>26279741
To each their own I guess i think she just got the most attention early on

>>26279741

That's because we spent the most time with her. She was usually selected for see who/take who.

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>>26279221
"Anything for a fellow Demon, Tarin." You say, patting her on the head again. "How many goddamn times do I have to tell you all that you're pretty much family at this point? You got any problems, come see me. Got it?"

"Yes sir." Tarin gives you one of her rare smiles and salutes you, before melding back into the crowd. You really have to ask her how she does that some day.

Looking at your watch, you wonder what you should do now. Edwin's briefing with Freyberg shouldn't be happening for a while, so maybe you've got time for something.

>Eh, let's go find Freyberg anyways.
>Call home.
>Hang out with someone else [specify]
>Other

>>26279780
>>Call home.
Let's see how grandma is doing and how the school's construction is.

>>26279780
>Call home.

>>26279780
>Hang out with someone else [specify]
Let's get another fight club going with Ramirez

>>26279780
>Hang out with someone else [specify]
Let's get the guys together for some shenanigans

>>26279775
First girl always wins.

Well technically Karla was the first girl, but first girl who didn't try to kill us always wins.

>>26279780
>>Call home.

>>26279780
>Hang out with someone else [specify]
let's go see Isolde. See what she thinks of invading her homeland.

>>26279780
>>Call home.

>>26279803

This too.

>>26279780
>Eh, let's go find Freyberg anyways.

"Jager what are you doing on my couch?"
"I'm bored lets go punch people!"
"Jager please I'm trying to work!"
"Ahh just get yourself a cute girl to be your XO and let her be the responsible one!"

>>26279803
I am Jack's shit eating grin.

Seconding

>>26279780
>>Hang out with someone else [specify]

Thinking either Issac, Elizabeth because we rarely talk to our spy when we don't need her to do something, or Isolde. Can't figure out which.

>>26279775
I think it was more the established friendship thing. There was just a lot about her behavior that felt very specific to how she treated Jager over just her being her right from the start compared to the more neutral and general behavior of everyone else.

>>26279780
>Call home.
thn ask Liz about borrowing the maid outfit

>>26279803
>>26279804
Seconding these it's time for a brotastic adventure

>>26279780
I think we should have a small chat with Isodio, We are invading her homeland and fighting her people.

Then drag her with Alex, Sam, Elsa, and Ramieriez for some fun

>>26279632
Man, honestly, romance wasn't one of the things I had in mind when writing up Isolde.

She really didn't seem to be the romantic type to me, more of the no-nonsense professional types, though I can see why people would be attracted to her.

Using Signum as a base didn't help I guess.

>>26279780
So, consensus seems to be a bit torn between either calling home or hanging out with Ramirez, so we're going to narrow the choices. Remember, you've only got time for one.

>Call home.
>Hang with Ramirez

>>26280117
Actually it helped quite a bit..only way to make it worse (or better) if you had used someone like Saber or something

>>26280161
>Hang with Ramirez
RAMIREZ make sweet tender love to me!

>>26280161
>Call home.

>>26280161
>>Call home.

>>26280161
Call home, but I do think we should talk with Isolde about her feeling about her attacking her people.

We demons are family but we will be pretty bad ones if we don't address things like this especially if it's obvious

>>26280161
>Hang with Ramirez

>>26280161

Ramirez

>>26280166

That's pretty much what I meant.

>>26280161
>>Hang with Ramirez
FIGHT CLUB FIGHT CLUB FIGHT CLUB

>>26280161
>>Call home.

>>26280161
Call home.

>>26280161
>Hang with Ramirez

>>26280161
>>Hang with Ramirez

>>26280161
>Hang with Ramirez

>>26280205
>>26280219
>>26280238
>>26280304
>>26280386
>>26280469

Yes let the RamirezFlow through you~

>>26280161
>>Call home.

>>26280502
[Spoiler]Is this how you spoiler? Sage for off topic[/spoiler]

>>26280502
RamirezXJager OTP

>>26280534

If you have 4chan x all you need to do is press ctrl+s and [spoiler(][)/spoiler] will pop up otherwise just type it like i do without the () inserted.

>>26280534
didn't spoiler or sage. man.

>>26280589
You can ctrl+s even without 4chanX running

>>26280534
no cap in the first one, otherwise yes. sage for saging a sage

>>26280631
WHAT! SQUIRREL PLEASE

>>26280161
Well, honestly, you're kind of wondering what Ramirez is up to. You suspect he's still running that little fight club of his, so you decide to go check it out. It's right where you saw last time, though there were even MORE people there, if that was even possible. You even note quite a few Darcsen partisans in the crowd, as well as the ring.

"Yo! Boss!" You see Ramirez wave you over.

"Hey Ramirez, looks like your little side business is booming." You say.

"Yep! Totally called it, you know. These guys needed to blow off some steam, so I provided the market for it!"

"Pretty ingenious."

"Well, just gotta think like them, is the secret."

"So, think like a simple meathead, right?" You grin.

"Of course!" Ramirez laughs, and then leans in. "Listen, Boss. Tarin was due for a 2v2 match with me today, but she hasn't shown up. You think you can fill in for her?"

>Sure why not.
>Sorry, I'm in no mood for a fight right now.
>Other

>>26280673

>Sure why not.

>>26280673
>>Sure why not.

>>26280673
>Sure why not.
>They'll never know what hit 'em.

Ramirez and Jager: Devil's Pair

>>26280673
>Sure why not.
you hunk of man meat you~

>>26280673
>Sure why not.

PunchingIntensifies.gif

>>26280673
> Sure why not

Remember the basics of CQC

>>26280673
>>Sure why not.

>>26280673
>Sure why not.
And then Sam beats our ass for fighting...

>>26280653
Well at least in quick reply you can.

>>26280673
Cue Not!Robert Paulson

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>>26280673
>Sure why not.

>Brilliant face when he is the best unarmed fighter we have (besides ourself)
>Brilliant's face when he's just sitting on the sidelines playing bookie

>>26280785
more like one knock out punch, though with the possibility we choose to do this as opposed to doing something with her, he might have it coming.

>>26280965
Honestly Sam gets boring quick. I hope death flags fix that soon.

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>>26280673
"Sure, I'll help you guys out." You say, rolling up your sleeves. "Who're we fighting?"

"Only the biggest and meanest Ustians these losers could drum up." Ramirez motions to the other side of the ring.

You see a massive mountain of meat that only superficially looks like a living person, sitting on a poor wooden stool that's clearly straining underneath his weight. Flanking him is a very familiar looking Ustian you clearly remember made threats against one of your squad and tried to sexually harass another. You see he's a lot more muscled than the last time you saw him, and you're pretty sure you don't need three guesses to know why.

>Ramirez, go fight that big guy with your fists.
>Ramirez, go fight that asshole with your fists.
>Other

>>26281085
It's more like romance beyond the point of beginning to date gets boring quick 9 out of 10 cases. I'm thinking confronting Karla should bring some life back into Jager and Sam's deal.

>>26281103
You are Knight Puncher, you take on both of them with Ramieriez only providing support

>>26281103
>Ramirez, go fight that big guy with your fists.

>>26281103
> Ramirez go fight that big guy

We got beef.

Also, would be funny if not!Meatloaf chokes out Ramirez. Then we fight him anyway.

>>26281103
Flip a coin to decide who gets who. It's the only fair way.

>>26281103
>Ramirez, go fight that asshole with your fists.

>>26281103
>Ramirez, go fight that asshole with your fists.
He started protecting Heloise's honor, and he can finish it. We'll handle Ser Huge, Thegn of Bane.

>>26281103
>Ramirez, go fight that big guy with your fists.

>>26281103
>>Ramirez, go fight that asshole with your fists.

>>26281133
Good point.

Still, couldn't we find a way to spice things up a little?

almost tempted to share Sam with Ramirez at this point...

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>>26281103
This better happen

>>26281223
I mean, you're free to share totally not kinky or lewd ideas for what to do with Sam. However, I should note we're getting really close to the final battle...

>>26281223
you mean share Jager's secret spot with Ramirez~

>>26281223
I guess Merc Command could expand on that little disagreement they had on what to do after the war since it's becoming more relevant.

>>26281223
you must be young as only the immature think of spice and think it's all there is to relationships. In time you'll favor someone like Sam more than some maniac pixie dream girl.

>>26281258
Don't worry about it, some of us Like Sam for the nice girl/dependable rock/cutie with a hell of a punch that she is.

>>26281258
How many personal discussions with demon members do we have?

>>26281302
The thing about spice is something I can agree with but it's true that many romantic couples tend to get less interesting after finally getting together due to there usually no longer being an obvious conflict between them. Stories kind of thrive on conflict so it can get pretty boring if something isn't there.

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>>26281103
"So, Ramirez, how about you take the meat and I'll take the potatoes?" You say, gauging the sizes of your opponents.

"I'm down for anything, Boss." Ramirez grins, cracking his knuckles and pulling his shirt off. You sort of have to admit, even if you didn't swing that way, Ramirez had a pretty damn well built body. The catcalls and high pitched squealing from the crowd seemed to agree with you.

>Make a totally no-homo compliment to Ramirez.
>You can't let him upstage you like this. Commence OPERATION BEEFCAKE.
>Other

>>26281377
>>Make a totally no-homo compliment to Ramirez
"You can be my wingman anytime."

>>26281353
I for one thrive on cute milfs doing cute things. Hopefully we get a side chapter of Alicia and Welkin enjoying peace.

>>26281377
>Other
Make a totally homo compliment to Ramirez.

>>26281377
>Make a totally no-homo compliment to Ramirez while cakin'

>>26281377
>>Make a totally no-homo compliment to Ramirez.
>>You can't let him upstage you like this. Commence OPERATION BEEFCAKE.

WE ARE FIGHTING GENTLEMEN!!

>>26281377

>You can't let him upstage you like this. Commence OPERATION BEEFCAKE.

He'll respect the competition

>>26281377
>You can't let him upstage you like this. Commence OPERATION BEEFCAKE.

>>26281377
>You can't let him upstage you like this. Commence OPERATION BEEFCAKE.

>>26281377
>Make a totally no-homo compliment to Ramirez.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1R53Hgh3_M

/tg/ is pretty damn homo, today.

Not unusual bit still.

>>26281377
>You can't let him upstage you like this. Commence OPERATION BEEFCAKE.
IT BEGINS.

>even if you didn't swing that way
>didn't
Welp.

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>>26281377
>You can't let him upstage you like this. Commence OPERATION BEEFCAKE.
>Make a totally no-homo compliment to Ramirez

>>26281377
>>You can't let him upstage you like this. Commence OPERATION BEEFCAKE.

I thought you'd be better than this MC, indulging a lame idea.

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>Make a totally no-homo compliment to Ramirez
>Other: Pander to the crowd while removing shirt

"Viewers of a weak disposition might want to turn away now."

>>26281556
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSUW-Z_Cnc0

Oh god its happening! After 10,000 threads My gay boner is free to take over my body!

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>First GuP quest and now VMQ do BEEFCAKE
Not that i'm complaining...

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>>26281657
Manly posing is important.

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>>26281547
Did you really think I was going to play ANY interaction with Ramirez seriously?

>>26281377
Well, you couldn't let Ramirez upstage you like that. Your MANLY PRIDE depended on it. You're not even sure what that's supposed to mean, but the moment you stepped into the ring you weren't exactly thinking quite clearly.

You pull your own shirt off, much to the delight of the female spectators, and the simmering jealously of quite a few male ones. Ramirez gives you a respectful nod.

"You ready to do this?" You ask.

"I was born ready, Boss." Ramirez responds.

"Ramirez, let's kick their fucking asses."

And then the bell rings.

>Go on the offense! Strike first!
>Play defensive. Let them come to you.
>Other

>>26281693
>Go on the offense! Strike first!

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>>26281693
>not posting the gif version
>Go on the offense! Strike first!
Our name is STURMFUHRER for pete's sake.. This is our only path.

>>26281693
>>Play defensive. Let them come to you.
I think if I remember correctly, we have endurance and defense as our best stats.

>>26281302
Eh, I don't think spice is all there is... And while our relationship with Sam has been progressing, something about it feels very one dimensional. Jager may be putting his past behind him, but has he matured or grown? And maybe that's asking too much from a blunt instrument obsessed with ending the war at present.

>>26281258
I'm sorry to complain. I like Sam for the most part. But does she have ambitions? While admirable that she has stood by Jagger so long and that she overlooks his simplemindedness and incapacity to do paperwork, what does she get out of the deal? When did she start falling for Jager? Why? That seems like stuff that is important that never got fleshed out.

I voted for the Sam route. And while "I like you" and "I like you too" is beautiful in an "I accept you unconditionally" sense, it doesn't seem like a strong reason for being in a relationship without an explanation of the development up to that point... because some relationships dont even get to that unconditional acceptance.

Also, ferris wheels, big breakfasts, walking in the park and binge drinking are okay... but it can be a little mundane and we ARE gearing up for the final battle. Doing something that stands out from the small but significant moments would be important - especially if one of us could die in the battle for the end times.

>>26281258

Why don't we just have Jager and Sam have a meaningful conversation and then have sex after the scene fades to black, and we pick up from the next day?

>>26281693
> Best defense is offense

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Rolled 7, 2, 10 = 19

>>26281693
The moment the bell rings, you're already moving forward with a huge burst of speed toward your target in an effort to get him off his guard. To your left, Ramirez has the same idea and bull rushes the Mountain.

>roll 1d20

Rolled 19

>>26281893

Rolled 10

>>26281893

Rolled 19

>>26281893

Rolled 7

>>26281893

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>>26281907
>>26281913

Rolled 8, 9 = 17

>>26281907
>>26281913
Oh yea, he DEFINITELY wasn't prepared for that. A good left hook sends him spinning, but he manages to regain his footing and strike back.

Meanwhile, Ramirez tries for a gut punch, but he might as well be hitting a brick wall. The Mountain just looks down at him dimly, as if contemplating how to respond to this aggression.

>roll 2d20

Rolled 20, 10 = 30

>>26282004

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>>26282004
Forgot pic.

Rolled 2, 14 = 16

>>26282004

Rolled 2, 7 = 9

>>26282004

>>26282009
Go wernloft.

>>26282009
So we're doing awesome, but Ramirez might be grappling.

> Sweep the leg!

>>26282009
You duck in time to avoid the asshole's right cross, which leaves his gut open for a counter jab, which succeeds in forcing him back and giving you some space.

Meanwhile, the Mountain tries to grab Ramirez and lock him in a hold, but Ramirez manages to slip out before getting caught in the trap. They're not both sort of facing each other down.

>Go sucker punch the Mountain while Asshole is dazed.
>Continue the assault on Asshole.

>>26282136
>Go sucker punch the Mountain while Asshole is dazed.

>>26282136
>Continue the assault on Asshole.

>>26282136
>>Continue the assault on Asshole.

>>26282136

>Continue the assault on Asshole.

If he's dazed then just try to finish him off. Then we all the time in the world for Beef Hardslab.

>>26282136
>>Continue the assault on Asshole.
Take out one, and gang up on the other.

>>26282136
>>Continue the assault on Asshole.

>>26282136
Continue assaulting his Asshole.

>>26282194
Oh god...

>>26282194

God damn it I was waiting for someone to make that joke.

Rolled 19, 18, 7 = 44

>>26282136
You decide to go in for one more attack on the Asshole while he's dazed.

>roll 1d20

Rolled 16

>>26282251

Rolled 7

>>26282251

Rolled 19

>>26282251

>>26282207
>>26282248

Its ok I'm here for you guys!
Just let me know if I'm being to rough~

>>26282263
Ok, that had better not count

>>26282263
I'm glad this doesn't count.

>>26282263

wow glad you rolled the wrong dice.

>>26282267
>>26282268
>>26282272

This was my 2nd 19 in a row and my 2nd roll tonight. Bahah I'm on fire tonight baby.

>>26282308
Stop taking credit for anonymous' rolls, anon. You know it was Anonymous who rolled it, not you.

>>26282344
But then who was phone!

Rolled 8, 3, 12 = 23

>>26282272
You follow up with another one two combo, knocking the Asshole even further back. You see that he's starting a stumble a bit more now, which is good. To your side, you see Ramirez do a leaping punch that clocks the Mountain right in the face, and unlike the last hit, it looks like he actually feels this one..

>roll 2d20

>>26282344

So I am having a conversation with myself right now? Ah I see that was what the voices where and what anon truly is.

Rolled 20, 5 = 25

>>26282380

Rolled 10, 4 = 14

>>26282380

Rolled 17, 13 = 30

>>26282380

Rolled 2, 18 = 20

>>26282380

Rolled 2, 16 = 18

>>26282380

Rolled 13, 5 = 18

>>26282380

Rolled 12, 13 = 25

>>26282380

Rolled 17, 4 = 21

>>26282380

>>26282380
>3 rolls
>only two opponents
...are the MPs looking out for shit like this?

>>26282380
Holy fuck this is brutal. Jager is demolishing this guy.

>>26282454
One of them is Ramirez. Our second roll is a toughness check in case of a hit, I think.

>>26282454
I thought one of those rolls was Ramirez...

Rolled 8, 12 = 20

>>26282380

>>26282454
Nah this asshole has a lot of experience at being battered from last time so hes been training quite a bit at taking bigger guys so he can beat the demons duo.Typing that felt so dirty~

Rolled 14, 9, 19 = 42

>>26282398
Once again, the Asshole's moves are so badly telegraphed that you're already moving to counter him before he realizes what he's doing. You wrap your arm around his, and then flip him over your back in a devastating throw. The Asshole wheezes and tries to get back up to his feet, but it's pretty clear the fight is out of him.

>FINISH HIM.
>Ignore him and go help Ramirez.
>Other

>>26282785
>FINISH HIM
by throwing him at the big guy

>>26282785
>FINISH HIM.
There is an audience, and they wanted to see a show. So, do something quick and flashy and get back to the fight.

>>26282785
I like this man's idea.
>>26282794
>FINISH HIM
by throwing him at the big guy

>>26282785
>FINISH HIM.

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>>26282785
>FINISH HIM.

>>26282814

Seconding throwing him

Ayyyyyeee Can someone give a tl:dr too what happened so far.

>>26282785
>FINISH HIM.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AovGVFQyZVA

>>26282843
The archive link is right on the first post. Stop being lazy.

>>26282785
"FINISH HIM! FINISH HIM!" The crowd starts to chant.

Well, you can't disappoint them now, can you? You pick up your helpless opponent, holding his entire body up above your head. In front of you, you see Ramirez and the Mountain still fighting. Ramirez is having trouble breaking through the Mountain's sheer physical defense, while the Mountain can't keep up with Ramirez's speed and agility. Well, you've got something that might help.

You take aim...

>roll 1d20

Rolled 8

>>26282990

Rolled 2

>>26282990

Rolled 10

>>26282990

Rolled 8

>>26282990
heh. Wahergarble

Rolled 6

>>26282990

>>26283003
Looks like we got both.

Rolled 8

>>26282990

Rolled 1, 14 = 15

>>26282990

Rolled 15

>>26282996
>>26282997
>>26283003
>>26283017
>>26283023
>>26283074
I think the dice gods are telling us something...

Rolled 3

>>26282990

It's happening again.

>>26283084
YeahNot enough gay stuff going on. Should have said aim for the climax or squeeze out victory.

>>26283003
Well, to be fair, it WAS a good throw, but the Mountain see's the limp body of the Asshole flying at him and he grabs it out of the air like a baseball and then tosses it at Ramirez, who is forced to roll away to dodge it.

Well, if he didn't notice you before, he sure as hell knows where you are now. You see his expression harden, and you know he's going to be coming right at you.

>COME AT ME, BRO
>Tactical retreat!
>Other

>>26283212
>COME AT ME, BRO

>>26283212
>>Tactical retreat!
Tire him out.

>>26283212
>COME AT ME, BRO

We don't do backing down.

>>26283212
Why do you make this so easy MC...

CUM ON ME BRO!

>>26283212
>>Back up and let him come rushing a little longer distance.

>>26283212
>>COME AT ME, BRO

>>26283212
COME AT ME, BRO

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Rolled 16

>>26283212
>COME AT ME, BRO

Rolled 10

>>26283212
"Come at me, bro!" You yell, running at the Mountain. Your only chance was to fight back against him until Ramirez could get back on his feet. Plus, running away would hurt your image pretty bad.

>roll 1d20

Rolled 20

>>26283436

Rolled 17

>>26283436

Rolled 9

>>26283443

>>26283443
well yeah.

>>26283443

WELP

>>26283443
obviously, this man is no knight

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>>26283436

>>26283443
Like Ramirez did before you, you go for the leaping punch, jumping in the air to hit the Mountain right in the face. By some stroke of massive luck, you manage to dodge his punch and land a solid hit right on his nose. The Mountain staggers backward and falls on his back with a might THUD.

However, he's down but not out, and he's already trying to scramble to his feet.

Fortunately, Ramirez has recovered and is moving in to assist.

>Ramirez, help me grapple this bastard!
>Ramirez, let's kick this bastard while he's down!
>Other

>>26283555
double lariat

>>26283555

>Other

STAND UP AND FIGHT ME

Play the crowd

>>26283555
>>Ramirez, let's kick this bastard while he's down!
No honor for mountains.

>>26283555
>Ramirez, help me double team this guy. You get his legs, I'll get his shoulders!

>>26283555

>Other

Ramirez, give me a boost!
Jumping falling knee to the chest

>>26283555
>Ramirez, help me grapple this bastard!


Good night, /tg/.

>>26283555
>>Ramirez, let's kick this bastard while he's down!

>>26283555
>Other
Double Falcon punch.

>>26283555
double rider kick

>>26283599
> Grapple

Because I suspect this guy could take the punishment.

Also because SWEEP THE LEG!

And if we can choke him out good. If we can punish his joints better. Guy is already a big fucker who probably has trouble walking.

>>26283555
>Ramirez, help me grapple this bastard!
Wrenloft is the hero of the dice gods that we never thought would come. His derp rolls early on were merely putting us off our guard

Wrenloft, I might be the comic relief, but you've gotta roll like a motherfucker for our punch up with Schnee

Rolled 15, 18 = 33

>>26283555
"Ramirez! Let's grapple this bastard!" You yell.

"Got it, Boss!" He nods, taking position behind the Mountain.

>roll 2d20

Rolled 18, 13 = 31

>>26283724