>>26907331
>[ ]Change when you’re nearly at your destination

>>26907331
Change about halfway to destination, proceed on rooftops. We can totally jump that far. Plus, web-shooters if we fall.

>>26907331

>Change Halfway.

Yeah, lets do this smart, also seconding roof hopping. We have climbing and stuff.

>>26907331
>[ ]Go about halfway to your destination and change into costume

WE IN DOUBLE DIGITS NOW BABY!

GET HYPE!

>>26907331
>[ ]Go about halfway to your destination and change into costume
Just to prevent anyone at either location to connect us to our alter ego.

>>26907331
>[ ]Go near Flash's house and change
petty vengeance time

>[x]Go about halfway to your destination and change into costume
Close to our house might get us spotted by someone we know.
The area close to our destination is probably crawling with people looking for the Black Cat, and we'd look suspicious sneaking into an alleyway hoping nobody will see us.

>>26907331
>>[ ]Go about halfway to your destination and change into costume
It's finally spidey time.

>>26907509
The only question is who will die first.

So many people who are so very doomed.

>[ ]Change when you’re nearly at your destination
Act casual. Business casual.

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>[ ]Go about halfway to your destination and change into costume
LETS
DO
THIS

>>26907571
I realized that if neither of the two die in a way that it's our fault, we'll never have a drive to really get a mopral compass.. I mean.. If they're murdered, we'll enact righteous vengeance.. But if it's not based on something that was because of us, we'll never need to go the path of righteous spidey.. We can be Moderately Selfish Parker.

>>26907637
Its Peter. He always thinks its his fault even when it isn't.

>>26907571
we're going to kill Felix's dad

SPIDER-BLOOD
SPIDER-BLOOD
RADIOACTIVE SPIDER-BLOOD

>>26907637
I'd rather we not do things that might get people like the Fantastic Four, Iron Man or Magneto (potentially) interested in "talking" to us. 'Cause we won't be able to have that talk on our terms.

Rolled 18

>>26907682
Who is Felix?

>>26907682
SPIDER-SPERM
SPIDER-SPERM
RADIOACTIVE SPIDER-SPERM

>>26907702
Felica is a dude possibly reverse trap in this universe.

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Soon, we will Quip and Thwip.

>>26907660
power of Trauma for Parker.

>>26907601
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand there go my sides.

>>26907702
Read the archives.

>Uncle Ben is working tonight
WHAT CAN GO WRONG

>>26907714
Please don't remind people about Spider-man: Reign. Because even leaving that particular plot point aside, that comic was shit. Venom as mayor of New York? Sandman's daughter being a street kid who can turn into concrete? Zombie Doctor Octopus? It's insane.

Damn it, now I want to read it again. Even if it's terrible, it's like watching a train wreck. You can't look away. It's Spectacular.

...
...
...I'll just see myself out.

>>26907768
Its a case of "So bad its good"

>>26907637
Technically Gwen's appointed herself as our moral compass.

And since she's a pretty swell girl by all accounts, we'd rather not disappoint her.

>>26907768

Lest we forget an aging Hypno Hustler?

Fun fact, Cement was briefly canon.

Sandman split into muliple pieces of his psyche...shit was weird.

>>26907795
Yep; comic books are dumb. But sometimes they're so dumb they're amazingly entertaining. Like Frankencastle.

>Writing

>>26907795
I had forgot the aging Hypno Hustler, yes. Why would you remind me of that? And Cement was really canon? I need to look that up.

>>26907825
>Frankencastle
So is that like a castle stitched together from the corpses of a dozen castles, animated by a bolt of lightning, and then it goes and terrorizes the country side looking for serfs to oppress or what?

>>26907825
Here here!

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>>26907897
Better.

>>26907897
Not quite.
Punisher loses a fight with evil gay wolverine and gets cut into pieces, then morbious finds him and buts him back together in a Vanhelsing type spooky science/ frankenstein monster and introduces him to the underworld of the Marvel U. Then Frank does battle with evil Japanese monster hunters and it's fucking unapoligetically crazy and awesome. And it's canon.

>>26907944
i fucking love frankencastle.
i also like frankencastles rematch between him and wolverine, while wolverine is dealing with daken and he just says fuck it and runs them both over with a bulldozer.

>>26907936
>>26907944

Oh, right. Dude's last name is Castle.

>>26907944
What I love about Frankencastle is that when he was introduced people bitched about it being untrue the serious nature of the character's history. Presumably these people forgot that one of Frank's most notable enemies is a gender-confused Russian cyborg who has recovered from everything short of nuclear weaponry thrown at him. It's a comic book. We're allowed to be silly.

>[ ]Go about halfway to your destination and change into costume

It isn’t good to change too close to your home, it might lead people to you. It’s also a bad idea to change too close. People will be on the lookout for the Black Cat and slipping into an Alley might be seen. So, you change at about a halfway point. You climb up an alley about halfway between your home and destination and leave your clothes in your bag, which you web to the upper part of a wall where it’s hard to see. That should keep it secure and hidden for a couple hours. You put on your gloves, mask and goggles and start jumping, from building to building when people aren’t looking.

>would you kindly roll me an agility test. 1d20+5, DC 15.

>>26907944
Favorite comic aside from the Hellcat mini and STRANGE: The Doctor is in? I don't know; whichever one has him training an apprentice that Marvel forgot about.

Rolled 5 + 5

>>26908090

Rolled 14 + 5

>>26908090

>>26908081
Gender confused cyborg still more believable than Baracuda...who is a wonderful mob enforcer/villain. But terrifying and terrible.

Rolled 5 + 5

>>26908090
Living on the edge,
Fighting crime,
Spinning webs
Swinging from the highest ledge,
He can leap above our heads.

Ahhhhaaahhaaah.
Ahhhhaaahhaaahaaahaahaah.

Rolled 2 + 5

>>26908090

Rolled 1 + 5

>>26908090

Rolled 7 + 5

>>26908090
move like the wind

>>26908131
And that's why apparently everyone was afraid of rolling for a solid minute.

>>26908131
HAHAHA FUCK YOU OUTSIDE THE ROLL LIMIT BABY!

>>26908131
That was close.

>>26907944
Also Tony Moore drew it.

TONY MOORE, guys.

Rolled 6 + 5

>>26908090
Goodnight guys, bed beckons and work in the morn for this eastbro.

>>26908171
Same here. Why do people from other timezones than me run quests I like, huh? Guess I'll just have to read it in the archives.

>>26908171
I don't even have a concept of time any more since I was "released" from my position during a slow period at work and put on an hourly "Consultant" position instead. Treasure that my friend.

>>26908160
God his art is gorgeous.

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>>26908081
So how many threads do you give it before something completely absurd happens.

Like a giant purple man in the sky proclaiming that he's going to eat our planet.

>>26908213
about five threads after we get kung-fu lessons from a retired surgeon

Oh, this is kind of icky but I just saw the thread and was about to pass out so if it's already been floated, sorry for bringing it up again. It's a thought on the Gwen stalker situation that kind of got reinforced by the morning news.

What if the person harassing Gwen isn't a classmate? What if it's a faculty member or administrator?

Like I said, icky and low probability, but given how badly Peter and Gwen tend to get screwed over I thought I needed to bring it up.

>>26908243
>Dr. Strange is also the Iron Fist
HGNNNNNNNNNN~

>>26908250
It's good to bring up the possibility anyway, and it would explain both how he got Gwen's number and her locker combination (not like that last one is hard though). Though it could be a hacker type character who looked through the school database.

>>26908312
He wouldn't need her locker combo to slide notes in it. The doors have those slits in them for some weird reason.

>DC15, result 19, Success!

You easily make your way unseen, closer and closer to the Daily Bugle without being seen. It takes time and use of your ability, but you haven’t seen anyone point you out or act oddly, your spider sense advising you as you go.

It’s slowly been progressing through evening and before you know it, you’re near the daily bugle. It’s almost night and you still have half an hour.

But there’s a lot of people around who are on the lookout now, you’ll have to advance more carefully.

Roll me a Hard(-4) agility test to avoid being seen as you go in to position yourself. 1d20+1, DC15

>>26908356
Huh, I thought it was someone sticking notes to the inside of her locker, like taping them to the walls and doors. I'll double check.

Rolled 14 + 1

>>26908384

Rolled 8 + 1

>>26908384
PL is strong?

Rolled 18 + 1

>>26908384

Rolled 11 + 1

>>26908384
Solid Spider

Rolled 15 + 1

>>26908384

>>26908389
Looks like I was wrong. They were being stuck through the vents.

>>26908312
I'm thinking more about why she was adamant about not reporting it. Yeah there's trying to avoid making trouble for yourself (dad the cop over reacts much?) or trying not to get someone else in trouble but I think the sheer volume and vitriol of those notes would have crossed the take-action-now! threshold if the culprits didn't have some kind of leverage on Gwen... I don't know what that is, there are too many possibilities, but I just want to make sure we're looking everywhere, not just the most expected place.

>>26908460
>culprit(s)
Bugger. Fixed.

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Tonights the night
probably not MILFcat though

>>26908522
Well, unless being a reverse trap runs in the family or something.

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>>26908522
Personally, I'm betting it will be the dad, Walter.

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>DC15, result 19, Success!

You quietly move into position, constantly pausing and adjusting as your spider sense alerts you. You make it to a good hiding spot on a ledge that overlooks Jameson’s office. You see a man in a police uniform and a man that you can identify as J Jonah Jameson, owner of the Daily Bugle.

You lay yourself low so you can keep an eye out without being spotted.

You…

>[ ]Keep an eye on the office
>[ ]Look around the building’s exterior
>[ ]Keep an eye on the other floors
>[ ]keep an eye on the ground
>[ ]write in

>note, to keep watch and keep hidden, you can only so ONE of the above. Trying to do more(**) will require more effort in keeping hidden and perceptive, as you divide your attention.

>>26908569
Parker Queesties have had so many theories about how Black Cat could function it's unreal.

Femmy Black Cat Boi
Fraternal Twins that switch rolls
Reverse trapcat
Raternal Twins that operate with their MILFmom as the old Black Cat
Grey gentlemen Black Cat wearing 616 Blackcats outfit, but with monocle and bowler

>>26908611
>>[ ]Look around the building’s exterior

>>26908611

>[X ]Keep an eye on the other floors

Do not do more

>>26908611
>[ ]Keep an eye on the office
We have no idea what vector Black Cat will use, our only consolation is keeping our eye on the goal.

>>26908611
Keep an eye on the office.
He's a master of disguise. The cops will be expecting someone coming in from the outside, we need to keep an eye on the inside.

>>26908611

Keep an eye on the office

Sorry for being off topic, but I loved the Spectacular Spider-Man series, when I heard one of the characters voiced by Jolee Bindo, I knew I had to watch the rest.

>>26908611
>[ ]Keep an eye on the office

>>26908611
>Keep an eye on the office

I mean assuming the Black Cat hasn't fallen for the decoy, he'll have to come in here eventually.

And we'll be waiting for him.

Guys, what if Uncle Ben is Black Cat? He's got motive (money trouble), means (he's a security guard), and no alibi for tonight other than "I was at work", which places him where the theft is going to happen. I'm scared.
>>26908128
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnPlEmr3fLA
>>26908683
Everyone loved it. And we shall not speak of the abomination which replaced.

>>26908611
>>[ ]Keep an eye on the office

>>26908128
What? It's catchy...

>>26908823
>Guys, what if Uncle Ben is Black Cat?
Hurm...
impossible though. We wouldn't be having money problems this big if he was. Rather he'll probably just do something stupid to try and catch the cat. Or we do something stupid and get him killed.

>writing

>>26908846
Goddamn I loved that song.

>>26908611
>[ ]Keep an eye on the office
... and an ear for the (soon to be likely) indignant screams of one J Jonah Jameson.

>>26908919
>We wouldn't be having money problems this big if he was.
We would if he's still busy finding a fence and/or laundering the money.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kYI5FAV9EQ

>>26908946
You shoulda posted the whole scene. More detail on the process.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFKDmCbfMS4

...Just had a thought, guys: Assuming we do catch the Black Cat, and assuming Jameson unclenches enough for us to pry $1,000 out of his wallet... How are we going to explain to Aunt May and Uncle Ben where we got the money?

>>26908979
We don't. Duffel bag full of money on the porch with a note saying it's from whatever alias the papers give us and that he wishes them the best of luck.

>>26908979
Tutoring Felix.

TROLOLOLOL.

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So I was the only one who freaked out when I head Tombstone was voiced by Jolee Bindo? Shame, he's got to be one of my favourite Jedi characters ever.

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>>26909011

>>26909011
That could work. You friendly neighborhood spider-hood you know like robin hood.

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>[ ]Keep an eye on the office

You keep an eye on the office. It’s boring and you sometimes have to duck out of the way to avoid anyone spotting you, but you keep hidden.

But, nothing’s happened, it seems. Jameson seems to be yelling at the police officer, who seems to be trying to placate Jameson. Is that Gwen’s dad? The hair color looks the same, so maybe.

The phone office rings and Jameson hands it over to the cop, who picks it up and answers it. He seems surprised at first, then worried. When he hangs up he sits in a chair, hands in his face as Jameson seems to be asking him something.

The man shakes his head and there seems to be nothing more for a while. Eventually the door opens and an officer escorts in an upset Gwen, who talks with the officer before wrapping her arms around his torso.

>[ ]Move closer to investigate
>[ ]Maintain distance
>[ ]This is it!
>[ ]Write in

>>26909091
>>[ ]Move closer to investigate

>>26909091
>[x]Maintain distance
We can talk to Gwen about it later. Right now we need to focus on the mission.

>>26909091
>>[ ]Maintain distance

>>26909091
>[ ]Move closer to investigate

>>26909091
>[ ]Maintain distance

>>26909091
>[x]Maintain distance
Cover is important.

>>26909091
>[ ]Move closer to investigate
probably us

>>26909091
>Maintain distance
eavesdropping is bad

>>26909091
Could be the Black Cat, could be a genuine moment.

Prepare ourselves for something to start happening.

>>26909091
>[x]Move closer to investigate

>>26909091
>>[ ]Move closer to investigate
Something's up, we need to know what.

>>26909156
If it is Gwen, and not the Black Cat disguised as Gwen, like the other robberies.

>>26909091
>[ ]Maintain distance

>>26909091
>[ ]Move closer to investigate
but stay alert

>>26909091
>Gwen is Black Cat

>>26909172
Ah, right. Forgot

>>26909172
yea cause we cant tell what Gwen looks like..

(Max Sarcasm)

if its any one its the officer that brought her up

>>26909091
>Use cellphone to call Gwen
>We don't have a cellphone
FUCK THIS POOR LIFE

>>26909227
Assuming we get the reward and don't have to immediately piss it away for some reason, will we have enough left to buy some cheapo prepaid spidey-phone? Please, oh please god, tell me we'll have enough for a prepaid emergency cell phone.

>>26909227
try and reach out with spider link?

>>26909091
>[ ]Move closer to investigate
if Gwen, need to know what's up
if Black Cat is pretending to be Gwen, need to be close for beating

Wait in the interest of clarity, Cosgrove what exactly do you mean by "move closer to investigate"?

Like where are we currently, and what would moving closer entail?

Wait guys no... she's inserted herself into the area to stop Black Cat... without the hoodie for some reason? But why wouldn't she tell us?
It can't be too bad of something that happened since Gwen only has her father... it's a ruse. It's not Gwen.

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>>26909250
I'd rather get a motorcycle. Ladies love a motorcycle.

>>26909255
This is actually a decent idea. Don't think we tried any kind of telepathy or empathy connection. Might as well try, regardless of if we stay put or move up.

>>26909091
>[ ]Move closer to investigate
Shadowruns intensify

Move closer, make sure.she can see us but not her dad.

if she's fake she'll alert him.

>>26909319
smart
do this

>>26909300
>a motorcycle
We should try and score a BMW RS54.

>>26909292
You're on a ledge across the street and out of sight, but high enough up that you can keep a good eye on what's going on in the office. This means you move closer to get closer and so that you maybe can overhear what's going on.

>>26909319
This is clever. Do it.

>>26909091
>[ x]Move closer to investigate
in we go

>>26909319
Interesting.

If possible, we could try this.

Like if she tries to shoo us away, it's the real Gwen.

If she freaks out that there's a creep in a mask peeping through a window, it's the Black Cat.

>>26909349
Well then let's get in closer.

I think it's almost showtime.

>>26909319
Okay. This is a good idea.

Why would Gwen be the Black Cat? We're looking for a grown man.

>>26909366
Unless Gwen is (or is working with) the Black Cat, in which case she freaks out, we accuse her of being an imposter, and she easily disproves us and frames us for being her crazy stalker while she or an accomplice makes off with the loot while everyone is focused on the masked creep apparently stalking Gwen.

MAXIMUM SHADOWRUNS ENGAGED

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>>26909347
>not a Norton F1
It looks dead sexy, it's fast as all hell AND it has a Wankel rotary engine that screams like a banshee at high RPMs.

>>26909418
Are we?

I didn't think we were ever given a description.'

But yeah, we have no reason not to assume that.

>>26909420
>Go to swing through window
>Crash into it and slide off cartoon style instead

>Swing through window and air tackle Gwen
>And youll find that this is't a little girl, but...
>pulls hair
>Not a girl but
>C'mon
>... you'll find that this is the police commissioners daughter and I am sorely mistaken

>>26909450
All reports say it's a man. And it'd be crazy to think a teenager would be robbing people with this much efficiency. It's someone with a lifetime of practice.

>>26909468
The Black Cat is really the phantom thief Dark.

>>26909468
Eh, true.

Still think we should move in closer so we're clinging to the wall below the windowsill.

Assuming there aren't like... spotlights or whatever pointed at the general area, in which case we should stay put.

>So, the overall opinion is to move in closer. But do people want to move in so only Gwen can see yuo to see if its really Gwen?

>y/n

>Five minutes and then I write

>>26909502
Y
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG

>>26909502
close enough

>>26909502
Is such a thing even possible?

Like is Gwen the only one facing the window?

>>26909502
Y

>>26909502
>y

>>26909502
No. Move in closer just to find out what's what.

>>26909502
Guys... if it IS cat and she DOES raise the alarm about us being there...
How's that gunna go for us?

>>26909502
Yes

>>26909502
Eh... I'd say move in closer to be clinging to the wall either above or below the window.

>>26909536
standard Spidey rep

>>26909502
Maybe just a bit closer at first, see if Gwen and her dad are staying in the room or not.

>>26909536
Smash through window, accuse, tell Gwens dad to call her cell.

>>26909568
Why yes, that's sure to result in a calm conversation and not blow up in our faces.

>>26909568
And get shot by all the cops looking at us
Or hide and fake Gwen steals the artifact

>Time's up, overall the response is Yes. Writing

>>26909502
N

We can probably ascertain whether its her or not based on the conversation.

After all, if it IS an imposter, she's only worried about fooling the people in the room. Gwen knows Peter Parker is staking the place out tonight, her theoretical imposter presumably doesn't.

>>26909568
Nah that won't work.

>>26909584
time for pain
embrace it boobies

>>26909568
Who are they gonna believe? The person who impersonated Gwen well enough to fool her father, or the crazy masked yahoo who just came busting in though the window?

>>26909613
They already know about the Cats infiltration method, remember. Gwens dad will at least check.

>>26909613
"JUMPEN JEHOSIPHAT?! WHAT IS THIS SOME SORT OF SKY HIGH MASKED PRIDE PARADE?! STACY I WANT THIS LUNATIC OUT OF MY OFFICE! THROUGH THE DOOR OR OUT THE WINDOW!"

>[ ]Move closer to investigate
>let only Gwen see us to check if it’s really her.

You move closer to investigate. If it’s really Gwen, she’ll know who you are and not react. If she isn’t she’ll be alarmed. You move closer, slowly and make yourself visible to her.

When Gwen looks up, her eyes widen in surprise, as something akin to panic crosses her face before it quickly fades as your Spider sense blares.

>[ ]move in now, before she has the chance to alert anyone
>[ ]get out of sight, but maintain watch(*)
>[ ]Flee
>[ ]Write in

>>26909645
>>[ ]move in now, before she has the chance to alert anyone

>>26909645
Step one: Punch through window.

Step two: Sling web at "Gwen"

>>26909645
>[ ]get out of sight, but maintain watch(*)
Something is up, watch for now

>>26909645
>>[X]get out of sight, but maintain watch(*)

I have no bloody idea if that's really Gwen or not. Let's try our luck.

>>26909645
Check Spider Sense.
Maybe someone's creeping in behind us.

oh god it's Black Cat and s/he knows we're Peter

>>26909645
>[ ]move in now, before she has the chance to alert anyone
we maintain watch, alarm will be raised

>>26909668
>Try out luck
Funny considering how many Parker Luck points are banked.

>>26909645
>get out of sight, but maintain watch(*)
...There are other reasons for her to be surprised, theoretically?

I mean why would she stop freaking out?

>>26909686
Only 1. It ain't THAT bad.

>>26909645
>[ ]get out of sight, but maintain watch(*)

Fuck it. Lets take the high risk option.

>>26909645
>>[ ]get out of sight, but maintain watch(*)
If we move in now we we risk looking like the bad guys

>>26909645
Observe

>>26909704
Keep calm and continue the ruse.
Now that it know's we're here and watching; it'll be much more careful. Might not even strike.

>>26909645
I want to not do this so badly... But Peter's a 15 year old with poor impulse control, so...
>[ ]move in now, before she has the chance to alert anyone

>>26909678
But what if it IS Gwen, and she's panicked because she found something out that we don't know about, but she had no way of telling us due to our crippling lack of wireless communication? Maybe she's here to try to put the brakes on this entire debacle before our lack of information gets ourselves or Uncle Ben killed?

THE SHADOWRUNS CONTINUE!

>>26909645
>something akin to panic crosses her face before it quickly fades
...Why would it fade?

Why would it not be a continuous panic if there's a strange man on the wall, looking through a window?

>>26909735
Our spider sense blares. That's bad enough for now I believe.

>>26909645
Do the Fonze, then drop down

>>26909745
True, though that could be that the there was never just one Black Cat thief.

>>26909645
>[ ]Write in
Look behind us.
Don't ignore the Spider Sense.
And since when are we under the impression that there's only ONE Black Cat on the scene right now?

'Gwen' might be the distraction Cat, while the thief Cat is already on the roof with us or something.

>>26909645
>>[ X]get out of sight, but maintain watch(*)

And now we're overthinking ourselves to death. It's like I'm really playing Bleach Quest!

Dynamic entry!

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>>26909644
New plan. We make JJJ as uncomfortable as possible, by FLIRTING WITH HIM as Spidey. Hell, expand the plan, Spidey flirts with everything. May as well put dat ass to work.

>>26909725
I still want to do this but >>26909749
do the fonze right before we move out of sight

>>26909749
oh yes

>>26909794
I really wanna see One More Day get this treatment once he finishes up with AvX.

>So majority want to hide and keep watch

>Very well

>roll me a very hard (-6) dexterity roll to hide, 1d20-1, DC16.

>>26909823
I'd be interested to see if he could make Age of Ultron not boring.

Rolled 16 + 1

>>26909833
come on 20

Rolled 19 + 1

>>26909833

Rolled 7 + 1

>>26909833
Oh man, heavy odds.

Rolled 14 + 1

>>26909833
stealth spider

>>26909838
Good enough.

Rolled 4 + 1

>>26909833
Damnit!

Rolled 2 + 1

>>26909833

>>26909838
does -1 not work or did i type it wrong

>>26909833
Knew we should have gone for dynamic entry...

>>26909833
Also look behind us while doing so.

>>26909843
HEY-OH!

>>26909843
suck my dick
choke on it

Rolled 13 - 1

>>26909833

Rolled 8 - 1

>>26909833
I think this is how it works...

>>26909843
Weird, it's displaying a plus instead of minus, even though minus is clearly what was rolled.

No matter, I guess we still passed.

>>26909857
It has to be +-1

>>26909864
Yep if our danger sense is acting up, looking around is important.

Rolled 2 - 1

>>26909833
rolying for this is hard but hey I learned something new about /tg/ dice. they hate spidey

>>26909871
>>26909877
Oh that's how you do it?

Does that mean these are the real rolls, or are the first three still good, because that was what was asked for us to put down?

Might be good for future reference, though.

And we had it going so nicely...

>>26909911
Eh, we were told to roll dice+1d20-1

The fact that what we were supposed to roll should have been dice+1d20+-1 if we wanted it to display right, shouldn't really matter.

>>26909932
Let's see what Cosgrove will say.

>>26909897
I actually thought this was fixed such that you can put the ( - ) sign as is. I guess I was mistaken.
Technically, the first three rolls complied in spirit, if one checks the e-mail field.

Dunno how we're gonna call this though...

>[ ]get out of sight, but maintain watch(*) DC16
>Result 18, success!

You quickly dodge out of sight and get into a new hiding position as you watch the Gwen imposter scream at where you were as Jameson and the officer quickly turn to where you were moments ago. The two of them are looking around frantically as ‘Gwen’ opens the door and shouts, pointing back at the wall. Spotlights light up the side of the building you’re on but you somehow /BARELY/ manage to keep out of sight thanks to your wall crawling powers.

There’s police looking around every window, along with everyone on ground level. Behind The officer and Jameson, you see ‘Gwen’ smirk before quickly knocking the two out, the Officer before Jameson, who isn’t able to make a noise before a cloth is put over his mouth, too.

She then slips over to the large safe in the corner of the room and starts opening it after locking the office door.

>[ ]Screw being seen, the Black Cat’s going to get away with it!
>[ ]Wait, act when The Black Cat tries to get away
>[ ]Write in

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>>26909843

>>26909953
>>[ ]Wait, act when The Black Cat tries to get away

>>26909953
Well shit, we overthought things. Damnit Cosgrove, throwing us off with her all of a sudden calming down.

Now we do >>26909662

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>>26909953
>[ ]Screw being seen, the Black Cat’s going to get away with it!
Dynamic fucking entry!

>>26909961
We were told to prevent the robbery to get the money.

So we need to stop her before she steals the thing.

>>26909953
>>[ ]Screw being seen, the Black Cat’s going to get away with it!
Shit. Move move move.

>>26909953
>[ ]Screw being seen, the Black Cat’s going to get away with it!
Reward's only good if we stop her before that safe is cracked

>>26909953
>[x]Screw being seen, the Black Cat’s going to get away with it!

>>26909953
>>[ ]Screw being seen, the Black Cat’s going to get away with it!
BREAK THE DOOR, GET ON THE FLOOR

>>26909970
I mean it seems like it'd definitely take her by surprise, because just because we're on the wall, doesn't mean she'd expect we can shoot web.

After that we can just yank her forward out the window.

>>26909988
And if there's one thing I've learned from Payday, it's that safes take FOREVER to crack.

>>26909953
>>[ ]Wait, act when The Black Cat tries to get away

>>26910001
>Try to flying kick into window
>"HAHA! SURPRISE COCKFA-"
>Slam into side and fall down like a bird since super strength does not work that way

>>26909645
>before it quickly fades
Damnit lousy deceptive line.

>>26910026
I don't think you get what I'm saying.

I'm saying we punch through the window, sling a web at the Black Cat, and then yank the web towards us, thusly defenestrating her into our super strong arms.

It's the perfect plan.

>>26910042
Truly the greatest idea ever thought.

>>26910026
>implying we wouldn't fly THROUGH the wall and knock a hole in it, thus starting the spiderman menace.

>>26910042
So easy it'll be a snap.

>>26910072
SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!
someone please have that pic

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>>26910072
you forgot your picture

If we wanna see some action, we gotta be the center of attraction.

>>26910174
NO YOU FOOL! THIS UNIVERSE IS NOT THAT NICE! THAT MENTALITY DOES NOT WORK BECAUSE GOD DOES NOT LOVE PETER PARKER!

It feels REALLY strange to be saying that, considering how much poor Ichigo has been getting beaten up lately

>[x]Screw being seen, the Black Cat’s going to get away with it!

There’s nothing left to do but act. You let yourself become the Black Cat’s distraction, so you’re going to have to catch him…her… it.

Especially if you want that reward money. You extend your webshooter and create a line so you can swing on through the window. Luckily, both the cop and Jameson are away from it.

Swinging in, the glass breaks as you tumble in, quickly righting yourself, webshooters at the ready.

‘Gwen’ turns to you, a smirk on ‘her’ face, the safe swinging open, revealing an emerald cat statue. “Oh, and who are you supposed to be?”

It’s unnerving to hear Gwen’s voice in such a tone. Man, this person is really bothering you! Your spider sense is tingling as you ready yourself for any actions she might take. Who are you?

>[ ]Oh, just your friendly neighborhood Spider-man!
>[ ]Don’t respond, webshoot
>[ ]So, are you actually a guy?
>[ ]Write in

>>26910210
More importantly, Pete is a cape comic hero, not a shonen protagonist. Cape comic heroes don't get stronger by being defeated and just barely surviving, they can only get stronger by becoming more popular.

>>26910210
The tables have turned.

>>26910210
were doing pretty well considering were doing multiple arcs at once

>>26910233
>>[ ]Don’t respond, webshoot
WEBBING
WEBBING EVERYWHERE LIKE WE'RE SOME TEEN DISCOVERING MASTURBATION AND HIS DADS OLD HUSTLERS AT THE SAME TIME!

>>26910233
>[ ]Oh, just your friendly neighborhood Spider-man!
This with this
>[ ]webshoot

Pleaaaase?

>>26910233
>[ ]Don’t respond, webshoot

If this works, make a joke about white goo.

>>26910233
>[ ]Don’t respond, webshoot
Shhhh
no words only webs now

>>26910233
>>[x]Oh, just your friendly neighborhood Spider-man!
>>[x]So, are you actually a guy?
>[x] webshoot while talking. Don't waste anytime.

>>26910233
>>[ ]Oh, just your friendly neighborhood Spider-man!
Can't we do this at the same time as:
>>[ ]Respond, webshoot
?

>>26910233
"Oh, just another spider on the wall..."

and PLEASE let this be a cue for the real Gwen/Scarlet Spider to bust in.

DOUBLE SPIDER ACTION.

>>26910233
>[ ]Don’t respond, webshoot.
We can banter and talk trash after we've apprehended the culprit.

>>26910233
>[ ]Don’t respond, webshoot

>>26910233
>Webshoot

Not at the Black Cat, but at the emerald cat statue.

Keep it stuck in the safe to the point where the Black Cat will have to carry the whole thing if she wants to take it with her.

>>26910292
Like first we want to make sure the Black Cat doesn't get his or her hands on the treasure, then we can deal with the thief.

The webbing dissolves in an hour or so, right?

>>26910233


>[ ]Oh, just your friendly neighborhood Spider-man!


>[ ]Don’t respond, webshoot stick the statue in the safe

>>26910305
This guy has the right idea.

>>26910233
>>[ ]Oh, just your friendly neighborhood Spider-man!

>>26910305
nevermind what I said, this will do.

>>26910266
>webshoot stick the statue in the safe
Add this to what I said.

>>26910305
this

>>26910258
"Don't worry if it gets in your hair, it'll wash out with ice water."

>>26910305
you got the right idea

>>26910305
This.

If the statue is firmly stuck to the inside of the safe, then mission accomplished unless she decides to take the whole damn safe with her.

>Our webshooters are now weaponized spaghetti.
"Who might you b- OH GOD WHAT IS THIS."
"FUCKING GAMESTOP"

>>26910292
>>26910305
>>26910328
>While doing this
"I'm the guy who just made a thousand dollars. And now I'm gonna double that."

>>26910233
Web her TO the statue

>>26910305
yes

>>26910356
Oh my...

>>26910348
We're not trying to steal the statue just keep her/him away from it.
Why are you so set on making us a crook?

>>26910356
Why?

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And so it begins.

>>26910367
if we web it into the safe it can't be moved

>>26910233
>[x]Don’t respond, webshoot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTcBgs2huRo&t=00m43s

>>26910367
What?

I'm saying that Jameson offered a thousand dollars to whoever can stop the Black Cat from stealing the statue.

And another thousand if they catch the Black Cat as well.

And if the statue can't be removed from the safe, then the Black Cat can't steal it.

Which means we just made a thousand dollars.

Rolled 19 + 7

>Roll me a difficult dexterity check to web the statue before she can grab it, 1d20+3, DC is the result of this post's roll.

>>26910368
So she can't get away
So she's caught in the act permanently
So we can't be accused of being an accomplice

>>26910383
Thats fine but I don't get the double the reward thing.

>>26910305
Exactly, we can talk and fight at the same time. It's what we do.

Rolled 18 + 3

>>26910394

Rolled 2 + 3

>>26910394
fuck me...

Rolled 10 + 3

>>26910394
All these dex rolls man.

Rolled 10 + 3

>>26910394
what the fuck

>>26910394
Now that's just not fair.

Rolled 12 + 3

>>26910394
Oh bugger

>>26910394
Fucking cosgrove

>>26910390
Oh i forgot the double reward thing. I thought you was going to use the statue to blackmail jameson

>>26910394
Funkin' Cosgrove. We done goof'd.

At least we know that Black Cat has +6 on dexterity and +1 from Parker's luck. Probably.

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>>26910394
>26
>>26910405
>vs 21

FUCK. ME.

>>26910394
Oh that's just not right...

>>26910405
WRENLOFT WHY? Y U DO DIS?

Don't mind me, just cranking the luck machine for tomorrow.

>>26910394
I suppose it makes sense, since the Black Cat was literally less than a foot away from the statue.

But still.

>>26910435
Welcome to Cosgrove Brand Rolls. Made with real Quester Tears!

>>26910428
No, it's right next to Black Cat, So it's easy (+2) to grab, and Black CAt has a bonus to stealing, which is another +2, plus dex bonus and +1 from Parker Luck.

>>26910450
There was literally no way to beat that unless we pulled a nat 20. Even the...

Fuckin' opposed checks...

Alright so lesson learned, we shouldn't have gotten spooked by Cosgrove's throwaway line and assumed that he was rusing us, and instead just followed through and apprehended the Black Cat when we had the chance.

I misinterpreted the line as "Gwen" at first being surprised/panicked, and then going back to acting normal, as if nothing was wrong.

I don't think I was the only one who did that.

>>26910472
we don't get a bonus for web shooters being a huge suprize and firing both of the?

>>26910472
could she at least get stuck?
There a difference between dexterity and super human speed

>>26910472
So his/her dex bonus is +2! Haha!

>>26910493
I think the Black Cat knows about the web shooters through our dynamic entrance.

>>26910493
I assume she saw us use them and then break the very heavy duty window.

>>26910493
first time firing menas we aren't specialized, plus Master Thief probably giving immunity to surprise

>>26910394
>Black Cat flips out of the way and runs
>We're left in the middle of the room with unconscious cops and JJJ, no statue, and everything's covered in webbing

>[ ]Oh, just your friendly neighborhood Spider-man!
>[ ]Don’t respond, webshoot
>[ ]aim for the statue to stick it to the safe, opposed roll
>Black Cat-26. Your result- 21, Failure

You smile beneath your mask. “Oh, just your friendly neighborhood Spider-man!”

As you shoot a web towards the statue, intending to web it into the safe, ‘Gwen’ quickly grabs it and jumps back, waving a finger, grinning cheekily. “Ah, ah, ah! That’s a bad Spider!”

As she slams a ball at her feet as smoke erupts from it, engulfing the room. You hear the sound of a door unlocking.

>[ ]Fire webshooter at the doorway, hope to catch her.
>[ ]Give chase
>[ ]Call out an alarm
>[ ]Write in

>>26910544
>>[ ]Fire webshooter at the doorway, hope to catch her.

>>26910539
Eh we rolled pretty well as well.

Either she grabbed the statue first and then got webbed to the safe.

Or she yanked it out and we just got webbing in the safe itself.

>>26910544
>[X]Give chase

BLIND SHOOTING MY ASS