>[ ]Investigate from rooftop

Don't get spotted, go where the voices are.

>>27050615
>Investigate from rooftops

>>27050615
>[ ]go back down to ground and continue along the left path.

>>27050615
>[ ]Investigate from rooftop
What was it they said about curiosity?

>>27050615

>Investigate from rooftop.

Doing it like that won't raise too many red flags.

If later pressed why we were up there "I've been getting into Parkour"

Are we in costume? If not, try to act as mundane as possible.

I don't want to get our identity revealed thanks to this horrible fucking date.

>>27050615
>[ ]Investigate from rooftop

>>27050653
>How did you get on that roof
There was a ladder, I followed the railing

>>27050657
It wasn't a date.

>>27050657
do we have our costume?

>>27050615
>[X]Investigate from rooftop

>>27050615
>Investigate from Rooftop

>>27050615
>>[x]Investigate from rooftop
Time to follow, LIKE A BOSS.

>>27050687
You're right, it was a disaster.

>>27050684
Alternatively "It's called 'parkour'."

>>27050705
Like Big Boss?

>>27050653
Or, y'know, 'They were blocking the only way around, and I figured it was easier to climb up than to risk being alone with a large group of strangers in a dark alley'.

>Investigate from rooftop.

inb4 we dropkick some crazy methed up nigga into the ground

and then mary jane uses her magic to roll a nat 1

>>27050689
We do not.

>>27050615
>[ ]Investigate from rooftop

And keep an eye for the general layout of the area, particularly exits.
Might wanna drop behind and out of sight, if we're gonna intervene as a mundane person.

Oh, and pre-dial our phone for 911.

>>27050615
>>[ ]Investigate from rooftop
Well it might not be MJ but we might end up stopping a crime.

>>27050687
and before it was a disaster, it explicitly wasn't a date.

Rolled 9

PREROLLING A LOW ROLL

You know what'd be funny, is if she was buying weed or something, and left the alley totally unscathed.

>>27050726
Good idea.

>>27050709
"You do Parkour?
"Bitch they named it after me! Peter Parkour."

>>27050615

go back down to ground and continue along the left path.

No need to draw unwanted attention like "how did that kid get up on the rooftop"

>>27050733

HAH, the rules prevent that now I believe?

>>27050733
WHY DID YOU ROLL SO HIGH! WITH AGILITY MODIFIERS THAT PROBABLY CLEARED THE DC!

>>27050745
We do have +2 to stealth and whatever agility modificator we have

>>27050751
The rules have always prevented that.

>>27050751
PPQ rules always prevent that. You can't preroll here.

>>27050734
Guys, if she buys weed and we don't turn her in, UNCLE BEN COULD DIE!

Rolled 8

>>27050751
Cos has his rules, dice have their own rules.

>>27050773
Roll faster!

>>27050771
Guys, if we don't kill Uncle Ben, UNCLE BEN COULD DIE!

>>27050751
>>27050765
>>27050767
I thought he was being superstitious and getting the bad rolls out of the way, making room for more good rolls.

>>27050734
Then we want in on the deal. I mean we have 2 older ladies to satisfy, we might as well get something out of it.

Oh God I am going to sleep.

>>27050771
Everyone knows dope leads to meth which leads to accidentally killing your parents.
Don't you watch ANY 50's movies?

>>27050771
Stoned spidey antics?
imokwiththis

>>27050785
Mien Gott!

Start with Aunt May, can't have her holding Peter back.

Rolled 5

>>27050794
Aye aye captain. Last one, then you're on your own.

>>27050799
If we buy weed ourselves, UNCLE BEN COULD DIE!

See! >>27050806 Agrees with me!

>>27050615
>>[ ]Investigate from rooftop

>>27050794
Not how /tg/'s "RNG" works.

>>27050813
But I'm lazy and like you doing all the work.

>Writing

>captcha says "enipsso Pursuit"

It'd be really funny if, after all this constant worrying, it was Aunt May who died rather than Uncle Ben.

Rolled 2

>>27050830
Three pre-rolls, consecutively lower. If this roll is 5 or lower, take your actual knowledge and make way for fucking /tg/ logic

>>27050830
Yeah, and Men launching ships doesn't cause them to sink.

Yet men still can't smash the champagne bottle in the UK.

>>27050830
>Not how /tg/'s "RNG" works.
It's also not how real dice work. That doesn't stop people from doing all kinds of superstitious nonsense with their dice IRL, why would it stop /tg/?

>>27050855
The dice gods have always liked messing with us whenever we try to divine their motives. They are cruel masters.

>>27050855
Hahahaha.

It's fucking time for /tg/ dice.

>>27050850
Yeah, but then Uncle Ben would still be alive, which means HE COULD STILL DIE!

>roll me a difficult perception, please 1d20+2, DC15.

Rolled 1 + 2

>>27050889

Rolled 16 + 2

>>27050889

Rolled 14 + 2

>>27050889
Whew, good thing I did pre-roll

Rolled 16 + 2

>>27050889
Here we go

Rolled 17 + 2

>>27050889

Rolled 4 + 2

>>27050889
Uh oh

>>27050889
...Yeah I'm feeling like burning a Spectacular Point because I think the /tg/ dice are at low tide.

Rolled 8 + 2

>>27050894
Good thing we're already maxed on PL.

>>27050894
HAHAHAHAHA
>>27050855
YOU WERE SAYING?!

>>27050894
This quest is gold.

>>27050894
I am so so sorry...

>>27050894
Motherfucker.

Rolled 14

>>27050894
I just... damnit.

>>27050889
Save with a nat 20?

>>27050894
Reroll

Rolled 2 + 2

>>27050911
>http://pastebin.com/q1AqTT5h
That's a good point. If we're maxed out on PL, we can just reroll to hell and back!

Rolled 15

>>27050889
rolling

>>27050894
...Cosgrove, I don't think now's the best time to do this quest.

There are way too many 1s.

>>27050911
We aren't. We're at 2/3

>>27050894

Burn a fucking spectacular point

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>>27050894
We Bleach Quest Now.

Rolled 4 + 2

>>27050894
Burn the SP to reroll(not this post. Await Cosintervention) Unless this current roll is a 1 too. Then it is meant to be.

>>27050911
What do you mean "maxed out"?

There's no limit to how much Parker Luck we can have.

>>27050936
That's Spectacular Points.
Parker Luck has no ceiling limit that we're aware of.

>>27050929
>>27050911

There is no cap on Parker Luck

>>27050922
You want to spend a spectacular point and reroll?
>y/n

>>27050850
I hope that doesn't happen. Mephisto would probably make a deal with Uncle Ben to bring May back to life, and all it would cost would be retconning their decision to take in poor little Peter Parker.

>>27050889
Time to spend SP point.

>>27050942
We really should.

>>27050942
Don't burn a Spectacular Point
This is fucking proof, MJ is bad luck.

BURN MOTHERFUCKER BURN

ALL ABROAD THE REROLL TRAIN NEXT STATION MARY JANE'S WEED DEALER

>>27050961
Yes. Re-roll it.

>>27050961

yes

>>27050958
You're right, misread the post since I had the word "maxed."

>>27050929
Probably should reroll this.

>>27050929
Do you see a cap on the pastebin for PL?

>>27050961
Y

>>27050961
y

>>27050961
Y

>>27050961
Yeah I think we should.

I really don't want to see what we would ordinarily find.

>>27050961
No, lets spend it to remove the PPL point.
That's the important thing.

WHY IS THIS HAPPENINH¿ SAVE US KUBO!!

We going to fall off a roof. Shit.

>the reroll brings double critfail

You fuckers are going to waste a Spectacular Point for a goddamn perception roll...

>>27050986
Huh, that is the wrong post to reroll.

Wonder how that happened?

>>27051013
Perception Roll doesn't just effect whether we can see what's happening.

It also effects how bad the thing that's happening is.

>>27051013
You want to have a life of a fellow being on your conscience because you couldn't be arsed to get some gunk out of your eye?

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>>27051007
Oh come now; we don't have Kurosaki luck.

I blame these quest for the spiderman dream i had the other night. Spidey & Black cat just robbed something from oscorp where they ran into Osborn who had just became the green goblin. Then Harry who was dressed in some kind of hoodie flew by on the goblin flyer and stole whatever it was the spidey and black cat stole.
There was also some sub plot going on with a mutant with electric powers talking to some corporate person I don't know who made some kind of gas that only effects mutants and makes them choke to death. Then I woke up so I don't know how it ended.

>Alright. Then same roll as before-

>roll me a difficult perception, please 1d20+2, DC15.

>>27051028
So does Parker luck, and that stacks up over time. I'd rather burn that off and suffer through a bad roll now.

Rolled 6

>>27051068

Rolled 3 + 2

>>27051068

Rolled 7

>>27051052
go back to sleep and tell us later

Rolled 4 + 2

>>27051068
dice

>>27051068
I... I do not even know...

I don't want to stop, but am afraid to continue

>>27051052
was the mutant Jamie Fox?

your subconscious might have downloaded Amazing Spider-man 2

how was it?

Rolled 16 + 2

>>27051068

Rolled 6 + 2

>>27051068
We're cursed.

Rolled 16 + 2

>>27051068
/tg/ DICE LEAD MY HAND

>>27051085
>>27051079
>>27051076

Finally a pass!

>>27051085
Yesssss

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>MFW Saving MJ causes all our friends to get killed off due to immense amounts of PL

>>27051085
splendid

Rolled 3 + 2

>>27051068
re-roll

>>27051076
>>27051079
>>27051085
Valid Rolls.

>>27051098
Not how PL is stated to work by the rules.

>>27051085
Thanks Based Anon

...Dayum...

Hell of a drug, dice on /tg/

Hell of a drug.

>>27050961
Y

>>27051084
I couldn't see the mutant or who ever the business man was. Their faces were blacked out.

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>>27051098
>Carnage looking for the guy who writes about Spider-Man
>It's Eddie our friend/ almost brother
>Carnage has joined Eddies church so he knows who Brock is
>All this Parker Luck

>>27051098
Oh no. She's just already going to be dead by the time we find her.

>>27051117
>Not how PL is stated to work by the rules.
From pastebin:
>For each point it increases, the Parker Luck will aid your major enemies. For example, if the villain is trying to find you loved ones or any other villainous schemes, they will have a bonus to their roll equal to your Parker Luck.

>>27051155
You'd like that wouldn't you.

Rolled 14

>Set Mary Jane as 'love interest'
>Villain kidnaps her
>All of /tg/ dice to the villain

Foolproof plan.

>>27051164
That means that the villain actually has to make rolls though, can't just auto-succeed.

Though right now we're giving them a +3 bonus in addition to any other bonuses they may have.

>>27051117
We've been hanging around her for what, an hour or two, and we're already up 2 PL.

>>27051164
Yeah, and when a villian decides to kill our family and friends to get to us after easily discovering our identity thanks to PL, you'll know that I called it here, first.

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>>27051199
Not if we get killed first!

>>27051197
They'll probably also get rolls to figure out who we are. More Parker Luck is just bad news, so I'm confused why everyone wants to reroll on something non-critical rather than get rid of it asap.

Oh, remember that we need 2SP to cheat death.

>>27051282
IT'S FOOL PROOF

This is stupid and I know that it's NEVER going to happen but I just realizes that Qwen+Peter+MJ
= Min a trios

>>27051282
That'll show them!

>>27051295
Because a 1 could be a difference between seeing her be menaced by muggers, or just seeing a trail of blood and some locks of red hair.

>>27051317
Oh no. A 1 means we don't find her, but someone else does.

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>[ ]Investigate from rooftop
>dc16 perception- result 18- Success!

You move closer via rooftop until you’re overlooking them. It’s become full blown night by now and it’s overcast- it might begin raining any time now- and you can only see things in dim illumination. As you overlook the scene, you see three large men cornering another figure against the alley wall below you. Its dark out so your profile is hard to see and they aren’t looking up.

But what you see is-

A scattered, gaming console lying on the ground-light flickering out of its cracked screen and the figure against the side of the wall is wearing a hood. The men are talking quietly, but you can see one of them has a hand over the hooded person’s mouth.

“Quiet, you -bitch!- How dare you fucking bite me! I‘ll fucking knock your teeth out, you whore!”

There’s nothing good going on here and- most importantly-

Your Spider Sense is Tingling

>[ ]Jump into the fray
>[ ]Get to ground and approach from street level
>[ ]Do nothing- this isn’t your problem. (!!!!!!)
>[ ]Write in

>>27051295
Well rerolling that 1 did... Well nothing actually, since you get a point of PL all we did was waste a Spectacular Point on a perception roll that we failed.

>>27051317
I don't think that's how perception rolls work.

>>27051307
MJ sure is a weird way to abriviate Black Cat.
Also Cosgrove said that attempting multiple romances or to Harem Quest this shit will not end well for us.

>>27051342
>>[ ]Get to ground and approach from street level

>>27051282
>>27051297
>>27051312
PL would probably keep us alive actually -_-;... well until they're all dead anyway, then it might keep us alive just so we suffer.

>>27051342
Rider kick that shit.

>>27051342
Really? I don't know what to be dissapointed in more, MJ for following this retarded course of action, or Cosgrove for following something so cliche.

>>27051342
Is there any loose tiles or bricks on the roof?

If so, throw them.

>>27051342
FUCKING DROPKICK

BIG PLAYS BIG REWARDS

>>27051342
>[ ]Write in
Step 1: Dial 911 for a crime in progress.

For the rest of Parker actions, I leave it to the rest to everyone else.

>>27051295
Well to start with, we could have fallen off the building.

>>27051342
Drop kick the biggest one from the rooftop
fuck subtlety

>>27051383
I'm pretty disappointed in you guys.

I mean give one reason MJ has to be nice to us, based on our behavior.

Get to ground level and knock them out. We beat them as peter parker.

>>27051342
>>[x]Jump into the fray

"RIDER KICK MOFO!"

>>27051342

As much as I hate it

Get to the ground and approach from street level AS FAST AS POSSIBLE!

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>>27051342
>[ X]Jump into the fray
Rip and tear!

>>27051317
>>27051393
I'd rather deal with either of those than a +1 to ALL rolls that mean serious trouble later.

>>27051392

Oh shit, most definately call 911

Then get to ground level as quickly as possible`

>>27051342
>[] Jump into the fray

Well, pretend like we didn't just fall out of the sky, but be quick and use the element of surprise.

>>27051342
Well, damn. Okay, white knight time it is. Approach from the ground, though. Us being surprisingly fast and strong is easier to explain than leaping down from the rooftops.

>>27051398
No you chucklefuck, I mean going out alone, not telling anyone where she's going, to walk down an alley alone in a town she barely knows.

Seriosuly, it's like she's TRYING to aim for a Darwin.

>>27051414

Fastest way down, is gravity.

>>27051342
Just jump to the ground behind them.

They're all looking at MJ right now so all they'll here is a loud noise.

do we have something to obscure our face?

handkerchief? bandanna? somebody's clothesline is out?

>>27051342
Call 911
report crime and location very quickly
jump in and mix things up

>>27051433
Maybe she's not really thinking clearly?

It's not like there's any indication that she isn't in a good place right now.

>>27051342
I vote for Rider Kick.

>>27051342
>>[ ]Jump into the fray
DYNAMIC ENTRY!!!

>>27051407
Do it. For Justice. Follow by Nutpunch and finish the other thug by shoryuken.

>>27051392
Yeah, let's call the police.

>>27051342
>[x]Write in
See if we can distract one or two away and pick them off to make the odds easier.

Maybe make some chase you then come back around to retrieve their captive.

>>27051416
>>27051407
>>27051397
I love it.
Our Kamen rider is on the horizon.

>>27051436
For this too. Make it quick.

>>27051383
Really? Complaining about cliche in a comic superhero based quest's origin arc? Sometimes you have to play these things straight, other times they may be subverted (enter Spider Gwen).

Hey, even if Mary Jane tries to call us out on dropping from the rooftop, nobody will believe a scared, unstable person remembers everything correctly

>>27051427
My Common Sense is tingling!

Yeah, good point. Super-strength isn't an excuse for ignoring the tools available to us.

ATTACKING FOR GREAT JUSTICE! No mask, lets be a proper hero to our cousin this time.

I can see where this shit is going, while rescuing MJ, she discovers our identity and all of a sudden we have to work with her all the time and some shit.

>>27051452
Maybe it's a terrible plot device?

>>27051342
Call 911, leap to the ground behind the thugs, and punch at least one of them in the face the second they turn around.

>>27051490
she isn't our cousin. Our Aunt and her Aunt are friends and neighbors.

>>27051479
I think if we look at her and say "Keep. Your. Mouth. Shut." after dynamic entrying three goons we should be fine.

>>27051507
So immediately keep being a jerk to her, the second we rescue her?

The fuck is wrong with you people.

>>27051497
Double Spider Girls.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

>>27051342
>Your Spider Sense is Tingling

>pastebin
Powers:

>>My Spider sense is tingling... 1-Instinctively know when danger is nearby, though not from where.
>>My Spider sense is tingling... 2- Know from where a threat is occurring and minutely how dangerous it is to you.

care to five more details?

>>27051507
Hah, like that'll work. She's pretty much in our clique now.

>>27051497
Maybe this could have been avoided if you shitheads stopped bitching about a female character not being to your liking.

>>27051503
Actually, I want to Friend-Zone her permanently, so constantly referring to her as a cousin might work. Cumbersome though.

>>27051456
I support this

> captcha: edumme Darwinian

>>27051342
>in before it's tingling for the danger the muggers are in

>>27051526
We really need to get Harry that Kid Goblin outfit.

>>27051537
...How can people hate a character so much.

Creepy.

>>27051535
How? We immediately went to look for her after finding her missing.

Jesus Christ you people. Are you all really this dumb?

Somethings up with MJ. SHE'S whats setting off our spider sense.

>>27051526
When we Rider Kick this guy, we just might break his neck. Also, someone was speculating that the Spider Sense was going off because she was armed. She won't tell anyone because then you'd both be ousted for murder, and even if it was legally justified, that's more trouble than it's worth.

>>27051541
To be honest I think that's a possibility.

>>27051519
I don't think babbling around how a teenager, with half an hour of backstart managed to catch up to her, climb a building, then dropkick a guy 4 stories down, then take out two more in any way will be beneficial.

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>>27051553
You know what's creepy? Immediately jumping on someone every time they don't decide to white knight anything female.

>>27051556
On second thought this. She's CLEARLY setting off the *dangerous vibe* sense, let's ONLY intervene if we see she needs it.

>>27051535
Don't bring gender into this, you know as well as I do we'd like Michael Jane Watson, hikkimori/brokebrains/sore loser/sore winner, even less.

>>27051342
>Call out
"You guys had better run while you still can, the police are on their way and she has had a VERY bad day."

Use our words.

Criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot who will typically leave to find easier prey.

>>27051594
Yeah. We gotta be the bigger man.

Better idea: Jump down on one of the thugs, knocking him out, but make it look like we were up above and just toumbled down, managing to knock him out via luck.

>>27051594
That's because she wouldn't be as moe if she was a he.

>>27051590
Is that before or after one of the guys shanks her?

>>27051590
I agree. Call 911 but wait to see if she needs help before jumping down and getting involved.

>Into the fray with a kick it is!

>Roll me a hard agility test- 1d20+1, Dc12

>>27051535
Actually I was bitching about the fact that we had to go off and 'rescue' someone who pretty much decided that they could take care of themselves, because she might get in trouble because she's a girl.

>>27051626
/tg/ dice time.

>>27051590
Hmm. Actually, this might not be a terrible idea. I can see this happening.

...And then it turns out MJ is actually the Black Cat?

Rolled 18 + 1

>>27051626
RIDER KICK

Rolled 1 + 1

>>27051626
SPIDAH MIN!
RIIIIDAAAAAA KEEEEEEEEEEEK!

>>27051626

>>27051594
Except a bunch of people were determined to dislike her from the fucking start.

Did you read that diatribe someone wrote like immediately after meeting her, about how we wouldn't give a shit if she died in an alley?

>>27051641
I'm out!

Rolled 2 + 1

>>27051626
RIDER KICK NEVER FAILS EXCEPT ALL THE TIMES IT TOTALLY DID, BUT WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THOSE

>>27051648
FOR FUCKS SAKE DUDE.

>>27051626
I'm still voting for "wait and see if she actually NEEDS help"

>>27051648
I FUCKING TOLD YOU SHE'S BAD LUCK.

>>27051627
I thought it was because she was a scrawny shutin nerd.

>>27051648
No we had a successful roll dammit.

Rolled 7 + 1

>>27051626

>>27051648
Ahhahahahahahaha

Casedy's a Red Herring and MJ is the real host to Carnage!

... I have no idea where that came from.

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>>27051648
Do we have any more power to reroll?

Rolled 7 + 1

>>27051626
Make it look like like an accident though.

>>27051648
One more reroll.

>>27051648
Now this is the shit you save the rerolls for

>>27051648
Is this roll legit?

>>27051626
So no "Dial for the police" then? Okay.

>>27051653
She bullied us as a child, I assume that for a lot of /tg/ that brings up some bad memories.

>>27051648
Reroll

>>27051678
>You do. Reroll?

>>27051648
We are going to break our fucking legs on the pavement and the thugs are going to laugh themselves to death.

>>27051648
...So how much parker luck do we have now?

>>27051695
Y

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>>27051648
WE BLEACH QUEST 2.0 NOW!

Rolled 8 + 1

>>27051695

>>27051653
>>27051664
I didn't give a shit about it, my problem was that she decided to leave on her own, and since she obviously didn't want us around, we shouldn't follow her.

But then everyone decided we had to become her babysitter.

MJ confirmed for Doombitch?

She's like a walking Parker Luck generator.

>>27051695
Do we still get the PL?

>>27051695
Yes.

Goddamn is tonight a bad night.

>>27051695
Yes we don't need to accidentally kill ourselves when hit the ground.

>>27051698
4

We've hit the point of no return. kassidy is watching.

>>27051698
More than enough with a serial killer in town.

Question, does Parker Luck go away after it is used by villains?

>>27051648
This is my third 1 of the night... I think I'm done.

>>27051695
N

We'll be fine if our entrance goes poorly. If Spider-Man can't take out a few random hoodlums after landing flat on his face, he's pretty screwed.

>>27051721
Alright, can we burn as much of that off as possible?

>>27051710
Well that's basically what the Aunts set us up to do.

We should fucking like, work at some soup kitchen. Work the bad karma down.

Also, did anyone notice that the bad rolls didn't begin with MJ but with MJ's instant haters.

>>27051695
...do it...

>>27051653
Right now I'm actually kind of hoping she'd die, I mean we've known her less than a day and she's already gotten us 3 PL points.

>>27051725
Why did you keep rolling after the Second one?

>>27051712
Every reroll gets a PL.
>There is also the Parker Luck. This foul meter builds up as you roll ones, use a reroll, or attempt certain actions throughout the Quest.

>>27051721
>Carnage with a +4 on his rolls.
He's going to kick our shit in.

>Alright, same roll as before-

>>Roll me a hard agility test- 1d20+1, Dc12

>>27051724
Hahaha no.

>>27051688
No seriouslysomeobe test it because I can't in my phone.

>>27051731
Yeah right, we're *NEVER* getting rid of it, since we decide to burn all our PL on rerolls, which *ALSO* give PL.

Rolled 8 + 1

>>27051746
If this roll passes DC, nobody fucking roll.

>>27051736
If anything, we got those points by a bunch of people being assholes and thinking simple human decency is white knighting.

Rolled 9 + 1

>>27051746

>>27051746
Surely this can't fail a second time

Rolled 11 + 1

>>27051746

>>27051764
Doombitch you are so lucky

Rolled 1 + 1

>>27051746
RIDER KICK TAKE 2

>>27051727
We aren't spiderman, we're Peter Parker. They see our face and get away...well, bye bye uncle Ben and aunt May, hello JJ...

>>27051764
Close finish.

>>27051738
>Why did you keep rolling after the Second one?
Dice magic isn't real, Anon. It's just a way of pretending that there is sense in this senseless universe we live in.

>>27051759
>>27051762
>>27051764
nailed it

>>27051764
Just squeaked by.

>>27051721
>>27051745
Again because no one read the last one I posted: "Casedy's a Red Herring and MJ is the real host to Carnage!

... I have no idea where that came from."

Rolled 2 + 1

>>27051746

>>27051763
CURSE MY THOUGHTLESS COPYPASTE, I FAIL AT DICE!

>>27051764
Oh, nevermind. We coo

>>27051695
Y

>>27051764
Cutting it close...

>>27051771
Jesus its a good thing I failed that capture.

>>27051771
Heh.

>>27051771
So lucky.

>>27051771
DICKS.

>>27051656
its one of those.

>>27051771
>>27051648
I think the dice are telling us something here.

>>27051760
How is 'leaving somebody who wants to be left alone, left alone' being an asshole?

If anything wanting to follow her after clearly wanting to get away from us is the sign of a stalker.

>>27051794
As /tg/ dice are time seeded...

>>27051805
Leave it. We have skydiving kicks to do.

>>27051771
You cunt.

>>27051772
>We aren't spiderman, we're Peter Parker. They see our face and get away...well, bye bye uncle Ben and aunt May, hello JJ...
"I saw some random kid's face. Now it's time to go chase down his family, which I can do thanks to my magical power of knowing where everybody lives."

>>27051805
just shut up already

>>27051776
Actually, /tg/s dice roller isn't a true RNG, it's just close enough for government work. It is possible for someone to just have a bad night under the roller, thanks to the algorithms it uses to generate the number taking numerous factors into account, including the IP it's sent from.
tl;dr Dice Magic IS real with /tg/ dice.

>>27051805
Sure, yeah, if both of our Aunts hadn't specifically requested we show her around.

>>27051805
Because it's night in an unfamiliar and potentially dangerous city, and she's a teenage girl who doesn't seem to look up very often?

>>27051648
...god damn, man. God damn.

>>27051771
I... I just... I would have had to hunt you down if you'd been one roll earlier.

>Captcha: toymment 20
Your lisp doesn't make the dice god's torment any easier, Captcha.

>>27051830
There is one as random thing as it gets in the universe and that is background radiation

Rolled 2 + 5

And let's see...

Rolled 8 + 1

>>27051771
...Seriously? Are your rolls genuine?

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My name is Parker Kurosaki.
And I'm a Spidergami.

>>27051830
>Dice Magic IS real with /tg/ dice.
Not to a large enough degree to matter, unless the RNG was built really poorly.

>>27051831
>>27051833
Yeah, and she's clearly trying to get away from us, she's a human being, not a dog.

We took her out, she went *out of her way* to leave without telling us, that is NOT the sign of someone who wants us along, or wants us to show her the way.

But obviously that doesn't matter, since we know what's best for her better than she does.

>>27051862
Yeah. I rolled the 18 before that one guy rolled the 1 before the reroll.

>>27051850
Actually, that's pretty predictable. We knew what it'd look like before we were capable of finding it, after all.

>>27051859
Hey Cos. If you critbotch a roll, do we get anything? Extra Spec Point, removal of 1 Peter Luck?

>>27051805
Because we've made it clear that we don't want to be around her from the second we met her again.

And you think she's a bitch for taking the hint?

>>27051875
Well we did call her aunt who sounded worried which is why we followed her but for the most part I agree with you.

Rolled 3

ALRIGHT GENTS,
IF THE NEXT 3 ROLLS ARE ALL BELOW 10,
WE KNOW FOR A FACT MJ IS BACK LUCK,
AND WE SHOULD AVOID HER.

Yo.

Can we leave the fucking debate about the psyche details of angered, unstable teenager?

And focus on you know, the actions that are being taken?

>>27051899

Well, that's off to a good start

>>27051875
So you're pretty much saying "that's what she gets for wandering off"?

You better not continue this faggotry every time MJ shows up.

>>27051823
It's dark. Night-time overcast dark. We pull a hood up, if we have one and keep our face low, they won't see us.

Oh yeah, and we're going to kick the shit out of them before they see enough to remember it.

Surprised we didn't need a willpower roll to overcome cowardice,

Rolled 14

>>27051899
This isn't off to a good start

>>27051899
We should avoid her anyway.

Rolled 5

>>27051899
Testing. Prime number coming up

Guys do TG dice actually trend low? because if that's the case we might want to outsource our rolls to invisible castle or some over rollsite

>>27051923

What foul deviltry is this!

Back to the sulphurous pits of Tartarus with you, fiend!

Rolled 20

>>27051899