>>27299626

You are forgetting about the Raven Guard.

They seem pretty tacticool.

But that's not the Mentors.

Camoflagued Marines were common as back in the original Rogue Trader era. But that went the way of the Squats.

Reasonable Marines?

>>27299664
Rasonable Marines are not so very reasonable anymore.

>>27299626
>he doesnt know that robot girlyman did advocate the use of camo

Why do "Raptors" have an eagle for an emblem?

Space Marines are shock troops, and not intended for extended campaigns. They use brightly colored armors as part as shock and awe. It's so, no matter where you are on the battlefield, you can see them and know you're fucked.

>>27299692

Raptor is another word for bird of prey. So therefore creatures like Hawks and Eagles are considered Raptors.

>>27299692
Because a raptor is a bird of prey.

They named 'raptors' after raptors - the birds.

Funny how that works since 'raptors' are the ancestors of raptors.

>>27299724
I felt it's something elementary like that.
Not my native language

>>27299745
It's not like, hugely common knowledge.

>>27299626
>>27299664
I thought we'd gone over this before: Space Marines ought to be using shock and awe tactics, and stealthy 7ft+ HUEG PALDRENS Power Armor is an even dumber concept than Knights in Space.

Reasonable Marines wouldn't be puttering around in camouflaged rumbling metal boxes wearing camouflaged massive clanky refrigerators, stealthily operating with .70 caliber automatic grenade launchers and rewriting the Imperial Creed (in their infinitely REASONABLE~ wisdom) to Learn from the Xeno, Enlighten the Heretic, Cure the Mutant.

It's fanwank that started taking itself way too seriously.

>>27299824
I don't know, camouflage scouts make sense.
Besides, it's always better to have camouflaged armour just in case - it won't hurt for sure, even if you're storming with power fists.

>>27299691

It seems like most chapters just turn the pages quite fast when they come to that part of the codex.

>>27299732
Comes from the same root as rape, to boot.
You are now imagining raptors raping people.

>>27299991
>Leandros didn't follow the codex
there's nothing redeemable about him now

You people make it look like you can't be painted Yellow AND camouflaged.

You can. Noise dampener, radar/whatever-absobant paints and camo cloaks are a thing and Marines can use them.

Now, do they, that's another question.

>>27299626
>colors of cowardice

>>27300580
This. Even without going into Omniscopes (since those are fucking rare), the Imperium has widespread access to thermal vision and stuff.

And other races do too, assuming they even care about that and can't just smell your soul.

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>>27300625

>logic of autism

>>27299824
I actually liked this fanfic, and at long ranges 7ft+ with huge pauldrons means very little, only color matters at that point.

Besides, we all know that /tg/s writefags often outstrip the ones hired by GW (those writing codexes in particular) by orders of magnitude.

>BAAAAW, the feudal knights in this space fantasy setting that is designed to combine standard generic medieval fantasy tropes with standard generic science fiction tropes are too much like feudal knights, even if that's the entire point! BAAAAW!

I bet you also whine about there being no "plot progression", too.

>>27301735
Why you so cancer?

>>27300675
space marines are pretty much as autistic as it gets. They can fight but emotions and social situations just don't make sense to them and they can't feel empathy.

>>27301754
That's it? You really can't come up with a real counter-argument? That's weak, even by internet standards.

>>27301673

Thats the whole reason that marines dont DO those kinds of long range engagements too often. They're slamming down in drop pods and rumbling across no-man's land. With the bright heraldric colors to let the enemy know who they're dealing with, and to let them know exactly how fucked they're about to be. The bright unmistakable colors having the enemy quaking in their boots before they're even fighting the Astartes themselves.

Guess what, when they DO the types of long range/insurgency operations that require stealth and blending, THEY DO. There's countless instances of scouts and marines camo-ing up if its the only way to succeed.

>>27301801
>Implying that was an argument and not just a trolling attempt.

>>27301837
This. in deathwatch, Pride in the colours is a common but not universal space marine character flaw.

>We're going to have to stealthily infiltrate the ork position brother Luceriphon. I have requisitioned temporary chameleoline paints for our armour, so that the beast may not spy us whilst we complete the mission.

>No! A Blood Angel wears the red of Sanguinius proudly! Your a coward and a fool!

>YOUR PROGENITOR WAS A COWARD AND A FOOL PUT ON THE EMPEROR DAMNED PAINT

>>27301915

Was that the space marine equivalent of a "yo mama" joke?

>YOUR PRIMARCH WAS SO UGLY HE COULD BLEND IN WITH A TYRANID SWARM
>By the Throne, Brother Hermes, you have served me.

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>>27299626
Damnit

>>27301951
>YOUR PRIMARCH'S SO FAT HE WAS MISTAKEN FOR A GREAT UNCLEAN ONE

>>27301842
It wasn't a trolling attempt, it's just me pointing out the obvious. But go on, be the twelve-years-old who retorts to everyone with a different opinion than you by calling them a troll.

>>27301951
>BROTHER EUTARON YOUR PROGENITOR WAS SO OBESE THEY REQUISITIONED A NEW LANDRAIDER VARIANT THAT COULD BEAR HIM!
> APOTHECARY! I REQUIRE ICE FOR THESE BURNS!

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>>27301915
But if he kept the red, he could complete the mission faster.

>>27301974
>YOUR PRIMARCH WAS SO FAT HE NEEDED THE EMPRAH TO MOVE HIS ARSE

YOUR PRIMARCH IS SO STUPID, HE TRIED TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH A CARGO SERVITOR.
AND LEARNED SOMETHING FROM IT.

>>27301994

Either way, he's no more cancerous than the miserable pile of faggotry that the reasonable marines have turned into.

>>27301974
>>27301951
>squad's Salamander goes OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! You just got served battle brotha!

>>27302003

>BROTHER CARACTUS YOUR PRIMARCH WAS SO STUPID HE THOUGHT A COGITATOR WAS A KIND OF POTATO.

>>27302026
YOUR PRIMARCH IS SO FAT THEY NICKNAMED THE TYRANIDS AFTER HIM!

>>27299824
I agree with you mostly, but Space Marines DO have scouts

>>27302076
YOUR PRIMARCH IS SO UGLY HE MADE MORTARIAN BLANCH.

Space Marine jokes thread?

Space Marine jokes thread.

>BATTLE-BROTHER, WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HERETIC AND A CONTAINER OF EXCREMENT?
>I KNOW NOT, BROTHER-CAPTAIN!
>THE CONTAINER!

>YOUR PRIMARCH IS SUCH A PUSSY, IT'S NO WONDER THEY CALL HIM THE LION.

>>27302098

EVEN HEAVY FLAMERS FAIL TO PRODUCE BURNS AS SEVERE AS THESE

>>27302098
YOUR PRIMARCH IS SO UGLY EVEN SLAANESH WOULDN'T GO THERE!

>>27302099
YOUR PRIMARCH IS SO FAT, HE HAS TO USE A SPACE HULK AS A DROP POD.

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>jokes

!

>>27302106

>Brother, your ceramite appears to be scorched.
>Indeed, brother.
>Did your holy plasma gun experience a misfire in the armory?
>Nay brother... Chaplain Demetron just compared our revered gene-father to a Bloodthirster in a convent of menstruating Sororitas.
>My condolences brother, I will notify the apothecary of your burns.

>>27302098
>YOUR PRIMARCH IS SO SAD HE MADE LEMAN RUSS DRUNK !

I'm just imagining an Eldar sitting in the bushes, not even 10 feet away from the Marines cracking jokes, and reporting to his Farseer:

>What are they doing?
>I believe they are making jokes, Farseer. However, as everything with Astartes, they are crude but well-executed.

>>27302106
YOUR PRIMARCH IS SO STUPID, HE THOUGHT A STUBBER WAS WHAT YOU PUT CIGARS OUT IN.

>>27302164

>YOUR PRIMARCH WAS SO MEAGER, A NECRON ONCE TOLD HIM HE OUGHT TO EAT MORE.

>>27302137
HEY! BROTHER-CHAPLAIN! YOUR PRIMARCH IS SO FAT THE IMPERIAL NAVY NEEDS AN ENTIRE FLEET TO TOW HIM!

>>27302099

God dammit.

I hate you people.

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>>27302026

>>27302174
YOUR PRIMARCH IS SUCH A FATASS, A GREAT UNCLEAN ONE ONCE CAME UP AND ASKED HIM FOR ORDERS.

>>27302209

>I DIDN'T THINK FEMALE ASTARTES WERE POSSIBLE
>UNTIL I SAW YOUR PRIMARCH

you are like that one Slaanesh cultist who joined the Ork Speed kult, because he thought that they were doing the actual drug.

>>27302209
>BROTHER GAIUS, YOUR PRIMARCH IS SO ROTUND OUR BATTLE-BARGE IS CURRENTLY IN ORBIT AROUND HIS BODYMASS!
>FUCK YOU BROTHER LANNIUS.

>>27302187
Oh yeah?! Well YOUR primarch is so fat when he sits down everyone yells DEEP STRIKING!

>A SPACE WOLF, AN ULTRAMARINE, AND A SALAMANDER WALK INTO A BAR AND ORDER A DRINK
>THE ULTRAMARINE POINT HIS BOLT PISTOL AT THE BARTENDER
THERE IS A FLY IN MY BEER, REMOVE IT!
>THE SALAMANDER DIPS A FLY OUT OF HIS BEER AND KEEPS DRINKING
>THE SPACE WOLF PULLS THE FLY OUT, POINTS HIS BOLT PISTOL AT IT AND SCREAMS:
YOU SPIT T HAT OUT YOU DIRTY XENOS!

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>>27300647

That's mostly how Space Marines hide.

Raven guard use armour that's invisible to radar, stummers that kill any sound they make and use powerpacks that mask their heat signatures.

>>27302271
YEAH!? WELL YOUR PRIMARCH IS SO FAT NURGLE ONCE MISTOOK HIM FOR A DAEMON WORLD!

>BROTHER CASTORON, YOUR PRIMARCH WAS SO CORPULENT THAT HE REQUIRED A CONTEMPTOR PATTERN DREADNOUGHT TO DELIVER HIS MEALS
YES, BROTHER EZEKYEL, THOUGH YOUR PRIMARCH WAS SO STUPID THAT HE PLANTED GENE SEED IN THE GROUND AND BECAME IRATE WHEN WARRIORS DID NOT SPRING FORTH
>ENOUGH OF THIS, REMOVE YOUR ARMOUR, WE SHALL SETTLE THIS AS THE EMPEROR WOULD HAVE WANTED
*Dreadnought converted in to boombox rumbles by playing Low by Flo-Rida*
-The resulting dance off caused all nearby Astartes to become corrupted and fall to Chaos as champions of Slaanesh-
---THIS INFORMATION HAS BEEN DEEMED CLASSIFIED ON OMICRON LEVEL CLEARANCE--
**UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS WILL BE PUNISHED BY TERMINATION BY ORDER OF INQUISITOR LORD PHALOMOS**

>>27302334
>YOUR PRIMARCH IS SO FAT HE HAD TO HAVE HIS POWER ARMOUR MANUFACTURED BY THE COLLEGIA TITANICA.

>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27299626/

Archived!

>>27302334
Brother why did the ground avian cross the road?
I do not know Brother
To get to his homosexual lovers hab unit
knock knock
Who is there Brother?
The ground avian
But Brother I am not a member of the Dark Angels

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>>27302370
YOUR PRIMARCH WAS SUCH A PANSY THAT KHORNE WOULD VISIT HIM ONCE A MONTH!

>>27302360

>BROTHER, ALLOW ME TO EDUCATE YOU ON THE EMPEROR'S OWN METHOD FOR GETTING KRUNK.
>YOU MOVE AS A VENERABLE DREADNOUGHT, BROTHER. ALLOW ME TO DELIVER FRESH MOVES UNTO YOU.

>>27302440
>Dreadnought embeds his siege hammer in the ground
>Lifts himself
>Spins
EVEN IN DEATH I AM STILL KRUNK

>Your Primarch is of such low financial standing the Blood Ravens gift to HIM as a show of charity!

>>27302440
>BROTHER, PREPARE TO BE SO HEAVILY SCHOOLED THAT YOU MAY THINK YOURSELF BUT A LOWLY NEOPHYTE ONCE MORE
>PAH, THEY DO NOT CALL ME THE SERVE-IT-OR FOR NOTHING BROTHER

>>27302432
YOUR PRIMARCH IS SO FAT WHEN THE DECEIVER GAVE HIM A BLACK HOLE DISGUISED AS A PRESENT, HE GOT STUCK IN IT

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This thread

>>27302499

>ARE YOU CERTAIN THAT IT WAS THE ASTARTES YOU WISHED TO JOIN, BROTHER? THE SORORITAS SEEM MORE ADEPTUS FOR YOUR SKILL LEVEL.

>I HAVE DANCED SO MANY CIRCLES AROUND YOU ONE WOULD THINK I WAS PREPARING A RITUAL TO SOME HERETICAL GOD, BROTHER!

I love this thread

>>27302538
>BEHOLD NOW, WITHIN THE CODEX DANCESTARTES THEY CALL THIS MOVE "STEEL RAIN"
>YOU MOVE LIKE AN ELDAR HARLOT, AND I SHALL PURGE YOU LIKE ONE

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>>27302440

>>27302565
We all do, Brother. We all do.

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I didn't make my Primarchs like that at all!

>>27302427

I laughed.

>>27302570

>YOUR MOVES ARE MUCH LIKE STEEL, BROTHER. HARD. HARDLY IMPRESSIVE, THAT IS.

>BEHOLD THIS RENDITION OF THE ROBOT, SO FLAWLESS IT ONCE DECEIVED A NECRON LORD.

>>27301735
I don't want plot progression in WH40K you geek

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9999 hours in paint

>>27302659
I actually chuckled at that one.
bravo, bravo.

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>>27301673

>Besides, we all know that /tg/s writefags often outstrip the ones hired by GW (those writing codexes in particular) by orders of magnitude.

>Besides, we all know that /tg/s writefags often outstrip the ones hired by GW (those writing codexes in particular) by orders of magnitude

>Besides, we all know that /tg/s writefags often outstrip the ones hired by GW (those writing codexes in particular) by orders of magnitude

>"BROTHER MARTIUS ESTUUS. YOUR PROGENITOR IS ONE OF THE TWO LOST PRIMARCHS BECAUSE HE WAS TOO STUPID TO EVEN FIND HIS OWN POSTERIOR WITH BOTH HANDS."

>"BROTHER, TODAY I HAVE BEEN SERVED MOST DIRELY."

>>27302683

>THE BRODEX ASTARTES SANCTIONS THESE BEATS
>THE EMPEROR HIMSELF IS AMAZED BY MY FEATS
>STEEL YOURSELF BROTHER THERE IS NO RECOURSE
>WHEN MY MOVES STRIKE YOU DOWN LIKE EXTERMINATUS

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And yet its these guys that actually get shit done.

>>27299626
they're scouts, there's nothing wrong with wearing camo.

But why are they roughing it with ghillie suits when space marines have easily access to cameoline cloaks?

>>27299662
>>27299662
Fluff destroyed.

>>27302730
>I PURGED XENOS WHEN YOU WERE STILL SEED
>I HAVE FOUGHT LONG AND HARD FOR THE IMPERIAL CREED
>YOU'RE GENESEED IS FAULTY AND YOUR ARMOR CORRODES
>YOU CAN'T STEP TO MY SARCOPHOGI AND THE POWER IT HOLD

>EVEN IN DEATH I STILL SERVE

>>27300033
>>27300033
Back to /sb/ with your rapetors.

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>>27299626
>common sense

>>27302730
If I may.

>THE BRODEX ASTARTES SANCTIONS THESE BEATS
>THE EMPRAH HIMSELF IS AMAZED BY MY FEATS
>STEEL YOURSELF BROTHER THERE IS NO RECOURSE
>WHEN MY MOVES STRIKE YOU DOWN WITH UNSTOPPABLE FORCE

And, if I may again:

>THE CODEX ASTARTES CALLS MY MANEUVERS "STEEL RAIN"
>'CAUSE I SPIT HOT LEAD 'N ACID AND I'M BRINGING THE PAIN
>WHEN I HAUL OUT MY BOLTER AND CRY MY CHAPTER'S NAME
>IT'S SO EASY TO SEE WHY MY CHAPTER'S GOT FAME
>BLOWING XENOS AWAY BY THE DOZEN WITH A RAT-A-TAT-TAT
>YOUR PRIMARCH SAW ME AND FLED, 'COS HE CAN'T TAKE NONE OF THAT!

>>27302779
>EVERY VERSE I IMPART IS A HOLY CRUSADE
>I SHALL TEAR YOU APART LIKE A PLASMA GRENADE
>YOUR RHYMES ARE BENEATH ME, THE EMPEROR KNOWS
>YOU AND YOUR CHAPTER ARE ALL NAUGHT BUT HOES

>>27302779

>YOU ARE ANCIENT AND WISE FROM A TIME LONG FORGOTTEN
>BUT YOUR MIND HAS LONG LEFT YOU AND YOUR FLESH IS NOW ROTTEN
>WHILE I GO TO FIGHT DAEMONS FROM WITHIN THE EYE OF TERROR
>YOU GO AND REMINISCE ABOUT A FIGHT NO ONE REMEMBERS.

>IS THERE ANY FLESH LEFT WITHIN YOUR HOLY SARCOPHAGUS, BROTHER?
>OR IS IT JUST FULL OF EMPTY THREATS AND HOT AIR?

>>27302779

I am brother >>27302852.

>YOU MAY BE VENERABLE, I SAY THAT JUST MEANS YOU'RE RUSTY
>I'VE BEEN OUT KICKING ASS FOR THE EMPRAH; YOU BEEN NAPPING, GETTING DUSTY
>YOUR STYLE IS WACK, YOUR RHYTHM IS SLACK, AND YOUR DANCE MOVES ARE FUSTY
>STEP ASIDE FROM THE MIC, ANCIENT; YOU'VE BEEN SERVED, AND THUSLY!

>>27302889
>BROTHER YOUR WEAK SPITS I FIND LACKING
>MY ARMOUR IMPERVIOUS, WHO ARE YOU ATTACKING?
>A HERO OF LEGEND, YOU CAN NOT STAND TO MY STATUS
>THIS IS NOT A BATTLE, IT IS EXTERMINATUS

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This is the greatest thread

>>27302867
>I MAKE IT RAIN FIRE ON HERETIC SCUM
>I PURGE THE UNCLEAN ALL DAY BECAUSE IT'S HELLA FUN
>I KILL THE MUTANT WITHOUT EVEN BLINKING
>AND WHAT I DO TO THE WITCH, WELL, YOUR PRIMARCH'S STILL LIMPING

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I AM PROUD TO HAVE RHYMED WITH YOU BRETHREN
I GO NOW TO SLAY THE XENOS
TO BURN THE WITCH
TO SERVE THE WACK

>>27302852

>YOUR CHAPTER IS BANKRUPT, RELYING ON THRIFT
>CONSIDER MY LESSON UNTO YOU A "GIFT"
>GET YOUR CHAPTER TOGETHER AND START A CRUSADE
>FOR YOU'VE YET TO IMPRESS WITH THIS EMPTY TIRADE.

I am compelled to drawfag this exchange.

>>27303018

DO IT AND BE IMMORTALIZED!

>>27303036

s'gonna be a while

>>27303018
There are three battle brothers involved
I am
>>27302867
>>27302937
Perhaps attribute mine to one as I only did two, theyd make sense coming from the dreadnought

>>27302889
>>27302922
>I HAVE BEEN FIGHTING FOR EONS IN THIS HOLY CRUSADE
>WHEN IT COMES TO HOLY WARFARE, I'VE GOT IT MADE
>I'VE LAUGHED IN THE FACE OF DAEMONS INFERNAL
>YOU UPSTARTS ARE GOOD, BUT MY MOVES ARE ETERNAL

>*crushes mic, walks away*

GODDAMMIT ASTARTES
I MADE YOU TO FIGHT, NOT RHYME AND THROW PARTIES
HOW COULD YOU HAVE STRAYED FROM THE RIGHTEOUS PATH?
NOW YOU FUCKED UP, PREPARE TO FEEL MY WRATH.
I MADE THE PRIMARCHS
FUCKED UP ELDAR AUTARCHS
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
JACKED OFF TO A BEASTMAN THAT BARKS?
DAMN, THE SPACE MARINES REALLY WENT TO SHIT.
I MEAN, YOU'RE ALL MUTATED, EVEN LOST YOUR ACID SPIT.
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MY ANGELS OF DEATH
NOW YOU'RE RHYMING DOUCHEBAGS, MORE HEDONISTIC THAN SLAANETH.
*Drops Mike*
I GOT A GALAXY TO RUN. PEACE BITCHES.

>>27302779
>>27302476
>>27302981
>>27303091
Those four are all me. Brother Maximus Krunk is best Dreadnought
I gotta run now though

>>27303018

Only in /tg/ can somebody make a rap about a setting as grimdark as 40k.

Anybody got the thread screencap of the guy who did a D&D version of Baby got Back?

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>>27303176
ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE, CITIZEN

>>27303091
>WE CANNOT HANDLE SUCH HOLY RHYMES
>SQUAD BROKEN

>>27302427
I derailed my skype call

>>27303110
>YOU THINK YOU MADE ME? YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT PARTIES
>I'M A NEW BEAST BIG E, THE ADEPTUS RAPSTARTES
>TEN THOUSAND YEARS NEVER GOT OFF YOUR ASS
>EMPS YOU AND ME, I'M A WHOLE NOTHER CLASS
>HELL YOU SPIT WEAKER SHIT THAN ABBADON, WITH HIS ARMS ALL GONE
>JUST STICK TO RUNNING THAT ASTRONOMICON

>>27303228
MOTHERFUCKER
I'LL BEAT YOUR ASS LIKE I DID TO HORUS
AND PEOPLE'LL THANK ME, AND START SINGING THE CHORUS
>I'M THE BIG E
>I'M THE BIG E
>COME ON, WHO DARES TO FUCK WITH ME?
BOY, I'VE BEEN AROUND FOR 40,000 YEARS
I SAW THE FIRST MECHANICUS CLONK HIS FIRST GEARS
I'VE HELD OFF THE DAEMONS, THE ELDAR, THE ORKS ALL ALIKE
CHALLENGE ME, YOUR HEAD WILL END UP ON A PIKE
I CREATED YOU SON, DON'T EVER FORGET IT
I DID IT, BY HARNESSING THE WORST OF REDDIT.

>>27302659
I just had a flash of an Imperial Fist marine roboting through a Necron Lords palace and no one noticing

>>27303321
>HEY EMPS, YOU MISSED TEN THOUSAND BIRTHDAYS
>DON'T CONTEND WITH ME POPS, EVERY VERSE SLAYS
>HOW IS LITTLE FULGRIM THESE DAYS?
>I HEAR HE'S A DAEMON, SCUM OFTHE WARPS
>I GUESS ITS HARD GROWIN UP WHEN YOUR DADDY'S A CORPSE
>I FUCKIN' SLAY DOOMBREED, ATILLA THE HUN
>YOU THINK YOU'RE MY DAD? NAH, SIT DOWN SON

>>27303198
You rock, kind sir.

>>27299626
>being a 7foot tall wall of metal and meat created to rip and tear almost as well as doomguy

>hiding, sneaking, wearing cammo.

>"common sense"

>>27303018
im afraid to go to sleep in case i miss this

>>27303413
YOUR RYHMES COULDN'T SLAY AN ORK, "YA GROT"
YOUR RHYMES ARE TERRIBLE, A WROSE FATE THAN NURGLE'S ROT
"COME AT ME BRO", I THINK IS THE PHRASE
FAIR WARNING THOUGH: IT WON'T BE ME WHO PAYS
WHO DO YOU THINK KILLED ATTILA FIRST?
IT WAS ME, BOY, ENDING HIS BLOODTHIRST
I AM THE LIGHT OF HUMANITY
COMBATING CHAOTIC INSANITY
IT'S TIME TO END THIS
*Punch*
FATALITY

>>27303603
emperor stop, you're supposed to be dead

>>27303497

Soon, brother!

You're sure gonna be disappointed that you stayed up for this shit!

For the God-Emperor of Mankind: Bringer of the Funk and Great Dropper of Beats and Rhymes.

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>>27303719

Uploading files usually helps too.

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>>27303748

>>27303936

Glad you like it anon. It has been quite fun to throw down raps with these astartes.

SOMBODY ARCHIVE THIS NOW!!!!

>>27304225
see
>>27302377
>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27299626/

>>27304225

It's already been archived. Read back through the thread.

>>27301796

You...just...stop

>>27301796

You...just...stop...please

>>27302021

What

In the fuck

IS THAT

>>27299663
And in the Rogue Trader era the Red Scorpions were pointed out as being particularly against camouflage because it is for cowards who who don't trust in their battle-gear to protect them.

>>27303748
>dem shades on the dreadnaught's armour

Perfect.

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You know I was wanting a tacticool mehreens thread but this is also acceptable

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>>27302021
Arabic chaos marines?
Intriguing.

Not gonna lie, I always wanted someone to do a re-hash of Wu-Tang Clan's "Triumph" with the 9 Traitor Primarchs replacing the Clan. I lack the flow to handle such a task myself.

>>27299671
I want to give the Reasonable Marines a try of my own. I'd do them more like the Raptors and less like the Knights Inductor, though. They'd still be grimdark warriors in the grimdark future of only war, with pretty much the same tech level as other Space Marines, just with less derpy tactics and chainswords, and more long-ranged firepower, infiltration, and stealth

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>>27302779

>BROTHER, HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE CRIMSON FISTS' NEW GAUNTLET OF PAIN?
>NAY BROTHER, I DID NOT KNOW THEY USED SUCH A DEVICE. PLEASE TELL ME OF IT.
>THEY HAVE MANAGED TO CREATE A DEVICE TO APPLY THE PAIN TRAINING TO ALL BROTHERS SIMULTANEOUSLY.
>MOST IMPRESSIVE, WHAT DO THEY CALL THIS MARVEL?
>A MISSILE.

>>27303618
You can't stop the funk.

>>27307409
YOUR PRIMARCH IS SO STUPID, HE THOUGHT GENE-SEED WAS A WAY TO GROW PANTS.

WHY ARE GUARDSMEN SO DIFFICULT TO SLAY, BATTLE BROTHER?
>I KNOW NOT. WHY IS IT?
THE COMMISSAR ALWAYS GETS TO THEM FIRST!

>>27303748
>EVEN IN DEATH, I STILL SERVE

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>>27307466
>>pants
>>read that whole thing in JFK's voice
>>now I want to make Chapter President JFK

>>27306362

>We've just received reports that Istvaan IV has been attacked by swarms of traitor marines
>This just in, remembrancers report that there is a primarch on top of an Imperator-Class Titan. I am told he may be Old Dirty 'Master, Warmaster of the Chaos Clan.

Because if stock SM rocked up to battle without second line gear, they'd run out of ammo in a couple of seconds.

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>>27309593

>>27299692
Are you really that stupid? Or are you trolling?

>>27309599
That's pretty cool
amazing, even

EVEN IN DEATH I STILL SWERVE

>>27307855
I giggled hardily.

Why is this all more funny and enjoyable to me than all of television and movies? Better than most comedians even

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lol and this all started as a thread about the Raptors