>>27373318
>>Morgan, an up and coming sniper, trained by the best.
Let's see the world from her eyes.

We have to think of a name for this detachment.

>>27373318
>(cont)

Um, ignore that part.

>>27373318
>Sparky, on of the team lancers and unofficial demoman.
Are we a bad demoman?

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>>27373318
>Sparky, on of the team lancers and unofficial demoman.

you know what makes me a good demoman?

>>27373318
>>Sparky, on of the team lancers and unofficial demoman.

KABOOOOOM

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>>27373318
>Sparky, on of the team lancers and unofficial demoman.

Time to put those pictures to use.

>>27373318
>Morgan, an up and coming sniper, trained by the best.
And be sure to have a flashback to why we were hiding our gender!

>>27373370
You know if you post them that sort of eliminates the point of me doing it...

>>27373318
>Sparky, on of the team lancers and unofficial demoman.


also I found a website full of crazy german aircraft

http://www.luft46.com/

>>27373318
>Sparky, on of the team lancers and unofficial demoman.

>>27373318
>>Sparky, on of the team lancers and unofficial demoman.

Time to BOOM and steal Edwin's precious thing

>>27373318
As much as I want to go with Lucina I'm going to have to go with:
>Sparky, I blow things to kingdom come!

>>27373318
>Sparky, on of the team lancers and unofficial demoman.

>>27373318
>Lucina, the silent and deadly team scout.

>>27373318
>>Sparky, on of the team lancers and unofficial demoman.

>>27373318
>>Lucina, the silent and deadly team scout.

>>27373384

I forgot to post that one yesterday.

Any names for this temporary group? All I have is:

>Demon's Angels
>Sparky-Sparky Boom Boom

>>27373385
wait the 390 was a real bomber!? I thought that was made up for secreat weapons over normandy

>>27373318
>Sparky, on of the team lancers and unofficial demoman.

Huh, you know I was wondering if Sparky could fill in Engineer Demolition duty...

>>27373318
>Lucina, the silent and deadly team scout.

Rolled 20

>>27373318
>Lucina, the silent and deadly team scout.

>>27373318
>Sparky, on of the team lancers and unofficial demoman.

>>27373476
another wasted 20?

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>>27373318
>Sparky, on of the team lancers and unofficial demoman.

TORGUE IS HERE BABY!

>>27373318
>Sparky, on of the team lancers and unofficial demoman.

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Also, who wants to bet that Kida's a Valkyrur?

>>27373318
>Sparky, on of the team lancers and unofficial demoman.

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>>27373505

I'd be surprised if all of Atlantis didn't consist of purebloods honestly.

Also, who wants to guess that this is the endgame boss?

>>27373318
Regarding Sparky, how does her potential work narrative-wise? Does she just fire two shots off really fast?

>>27373565
I think that the single shot acts as if she stuffed another one in it.

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>>27373562

Nope, because for starters, I'd bet good money that it would roflstomp the entirety of Europa.

>>27373562
I don't think everything has to be Atlantis related.

>>27373588

Well, her backstory does say that she has a stockpile of experimental munitions...

Oregano, Mushrooms or Chili Powder?

>>27373594
"I have a Leviathan!"
"We have Lucina."
"...Well, shit."

>>27373618
"Puny Leviathan."

Rolled 14

>>27373612

Magic mushrooms

>>27373505
Boobs aren't large enough.
Also no red eyes.

>>27373753
To be honest, Alicia's eyes turned red when she activated her powers. So I guess the more genetic purity means more resemblance to the original race.

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>>27373562
The Leviathan was the best fucking part of that movie.

>>27373796

Nothing says "FUCK YOU" like a kilometer-long armoured battle lobster with claws the size of supercarriers.

>>27373780
Good point.

Also

>>27373318
>Sparky, on of the team lancers and unofficial demoman.

Demo pan?

Also because we've already had Tarin and Alek sides before and while Sam sorta counts I just think DEMOMAN action would round out the selection.

>>27373822

Plus, magic death ray and combat tentacles.

>>27373836

And to top it all off, it FLYS.

Sorry for the delay. Writing right now.

>>27373931

There'd better be internal musing about edwin. :D

>>27373828
Oh god, we should really watch out for enemies that resemble Valkyrurs. Next thing you know, we're fighting Valkyrian gene-enhanced supersoldeirs.

>>27373948
Welp. All in VMQ 1 we were wondering if Karla was a Valk. Never came to pass sooooo I dunno.

I still wanna know if she really was, but by the sounds of it she wasn't. I blame the pics that Merc com likes using.

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>>27373948
Ragnite, son!

>>27374000
And they're an all female unit, each with a tiny fragment of the purest ragnite available on their person.

>>27374013
If we could kill them all and loot the ragnite, we could make a fortune

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>>27373318
>ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

You are MARISA NICOLAU, aka SPARKY, one of Wraith Team's two Lancers as well as their unofficial demogirl. Currently, you're with Lucina, Morgan, and these crazy Emmerian guys creeping through a dark jungle.

Well, the Emmerians weren't too bad. However, Hudson seemed to be the really stuffy type, Mason was pretty silent most of the time, Woods was actually a pretty salty guy, and he reminded you a bit of Uncle Vinnie. Chequita though, just creeped you out. She seemed like a psycho version of Lucina, which was an infinitely terrifying thought.

After a few minutes of traversing through the jungle, you suddenly become acutely aware of Chequita standing very, VERY close to you.

"Hey there~." Chequita cooes with that creepy smile of hers. "I've a got a little question for you."

"Yeah?" You respond, your grip tightening on your lance.

"That kid in your squad, think and lanky with that fluffy brown hair? Umm.... Lucas, was it?"

"What about him?" You frown.

"You know if he has any girlfriends are anything?" Chequita whispers to you conspiratorially.

>Oh yeah, lots. More than he knows what to do with.
>I honestly can't say.
>Pretty sure he has one.
>Um... why do you ask?
>Other

>>27374154
>>I honestly can't say.

>>27374154
>>Oh yeah, lots. More than he knows what to do with.

>>27374154
>Um... why do you ask?

>>27374154
>Oh yeah, lots. More than he knows what to do with.

MAXIMUM LYING.

>>27374154
>>Oh yeah, lots. More than he knows what to do with.

>>27374154
>Um... why do you ask?

>>27374154
>Oh yeah, lots. More than he knows what to do with.
>Um... why do you ask?

>>27374154
>>Oh yeah, lots. More than he knows what to do with.

I wonder if Marisa has a opinion on who looks cutest with lucas.

>>27374154
>Lots, but he seems pretty oblivious to the fact.

>>27374154
>Um... why do you ask?

>>27374154
>Oh yeah, lots. More than he knows what to do with.
>>27374174
How is it a lie? It's the truest thing that has ever been said.

>>27374154
>Um... why do you ask?

Creepy girl is creepy.

>>27374154
>Um... why do you ask?

>>27374202
Not this shit again.

CHOOSE ONE, JUST FUCKING ONE.

>>27374154
>Oh yeah, lots. More than he knows what to do with.
>Um... why do you ask?

Might as well be honest, and I want to hear this.

>>27374154
>Pretty sure he has one.

Lie through those teeth soldier!

>>27374154
>>Oh yeah, lots. More than he knows what to do with.
This is actually the truth. I like it.

>>27374154
>Oh yeah, lots. More than he knows what to do with.

>>27374154
>>Um... why do you ask?

>>27374154
>Um... why do you ask?
I want to hear what she will say

>>27374154
>Oh yeah, lots. More than he knows what to do with.

>>27374154
>Um... why do you ask?

Don't give creepy anything.

>>27374154
>Um... why do you ask?

And so the fucking shipping rises its head once more.

>>27374221

Hello, he has YET to choose one.

How many people is the fluffy hair going to draw in before this war is over?

>>27374154
>Um... why do you ask?

Do not give the crazy ammo

>>27374225
That was me; I was more referencing the fact that he has three (possibly four) girls with the hots for him.

>>27374286
Hello, all of them?

>>27374279
Hey, she just wants to kill off our primary and secondary waifus to help make Lucas' decision easier.

>>27374280

Then that doesn't qualify them as girlfriends doesn't it?

>>27374310
Are they not friends that are also girls?

>>27374154
>>Um... why do you ask?

>>27374310

But they are his friends who are girls.

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>>27374154
"Oh yeah, he's got lots." You say, bobbing your head to get the point across. "Like, way more than he knows what to do with. I don't think he'd have time to fit you into his schedule."

"Awwww, really?" And in a split second, Chequita's expression turns from creepy slasher smile to pouting child. "Such a cute guy to..."

"Ah, don't mind her." Woods grumbles. "Chequita's just got a taste for younger men. Just ignore her."

"Meanie!" Chequita kicks Woods in the back, getting rewarded with a loud, rich curse from him.

"Settle down!" Hudson hisses. "We're on recon! Act like it!"

After another minute, you find Chequita has snuck up to you yet again. Why you? Then you realize that Lucina and Morgan are probably sneakier than you are, so they could avoid her better. Damn, what happened to sticking together?

"What about that white haired kid?" Chequita asks, her manic grin reforming."

You don't know why, but your eye twitches in annoyance at the question.

>None of your businesses.
>You're not his type anyways.
>Not that I know of.
>Other

>>27374352
>>You're not his type anyways.

>>27374325
Clearly we have to also mention that Edwin is Lucas' boyfriend, in order to illustrate the fact that he doesn't discriminate between genders.

>>27374352
>>Other
Shoot her a glare that says "You ain't messin with my man"

>>27374352

>>None of your businesses.

>>27374352
>You're not his type anyways.

>>27374352
>You're not his type anyways.

>You don't know why, but your eye twitches in annoyance at the question.

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
IT'S HAPPENING

>>27374352
>None of your businesses.

>>27374352
>>You're not his type anyways.
Plus, I don't think he swings that way

>>27374352
>>Not that I know of.

Grudgingly, almost unwilling to divulge.

SparkyxEdwin needs a little push for the two to get together, what better than a third wheel.

>>27374352
>You're not his type anyways.

NOPE.

>>27374352
>You're not his type anyways.

>>27374352
>None of your businesses.

>>27374375
Now you're getting it

>>27374352
>You're not his type anyways.

I don't think he's attracted to crazy.

>>27374352
>just between you and me, I don't think he's into ladies, but I can never tell with snipers

>>27374352
>Other
"Not sure, but Morgan seems to have powerful friends. Powerful protective friends.

Also, can we talk about non-creepy stuff for now?"

>>27374427
Wait... is she talking about Morgan or Edwin?

>>27374352
>You're not his type anyways.

>>27374424
>>27374427
Morgan grew out her hair remember?

>>27374376
I like this,

>>27374352
>"Taken."

>>27374440
Still, she needs a month or two, so at the moment it's still a bit short.

>>27374352
>You're not his type anyways.

Which is true even if she's talking about Morgan.

I doubt both are attracted to creepy.

>>27374440
She was going to, but I didn't think she'd had time to yet?

I guess I should have clarified she was talking about Edwin. Morgan's already made it pretty clear she's a girl.

>>27374477

I thought the eyetwitch gave that away pretty well.

bwhahaha

>>27374352
>You're not his type anyways.

>>27374443
She has no idea why she's annoyed remember?

I doubt Marisa is an expert in relationships. Explosions, "borrowing", explosions, beating people up, and explosions are her specialty.

>>27374477
Oh, well, in that case...>>27374376

>>27374500

Out of character, because SHE HAS NO BLOODY IDEA SHE LIKES HIM.

Holy shit people, learn some context and sublety, mashing them together like that isn't the best way to go about this.

>>27374395

>Not that I know of.

>>27374352
>You're not his type anyways.

>>27374526

This.

>>27374352
>>You're not his type anyways.

>>27374526
Merc, can we get an adjudication one way or the other on this one so it doesn't turn into a pointless argument?

>>27374352
"That's none of your business." You frown. "And can we PLEASE talk about something that doesn't involve hitting on my squadmates or being creepy in general?"

"Aw, and here I thought you'd be more fun than Tarin Jr. and little miss Whitefeather there." Chequita sighs. "Guess I'll just have to pass the time by stabbing someone!"

With that, Chequita picks up her pace moves up to the front of the group. Thank god, you think. Lucas already had enough girl problems, what with probably three or four girls in your squad possibly vying for his attention, whether they knew it or not. And Edwin? There was only one girl allowed to make his life utterly miserable and that was gonna be YOU!

"She's really... up front, isn't she?" Morgan mutters.

"I really fear for Lucas' life now." You nod.

"But she's good." Lucina shifts her way to you and Morgan. "It's obvious she learned from my mother."

"God, I hope not all Emmerian women are like this." Morgan sighs.

>Ask what they think about Hudson and his group.
>Ask what they think about Lucas.
>Ask what they think the rebels are up to.
>Other

>>27374581
I'll save Merc from answering your inane questions.

>>27374352
>You don't know why, but your eye twitches in annoyance at the question.
>You don't know why

What does he have to do, slap you in the face with a fish?

>>27374352
>>Not that I know of.

>>27374608
>>Ask what they think about Lucas.

GIRL TALK

>>27374608
>Ask what they think the rebels are up to.

>>27374608
>>Ask what they think about Lucas.

>>27374608
>Ask what they think about Hudson and his group.

>>27374608
>>Ask what they think the rebels are up to.
Focus on the mission. No time to argue over Lucas.

>>27374608
Wait, did Morgan and Lucina just hear us say that Lucas has multiple girlfriends? If so we change the topic premptively, right now.

>>27374608

>>Ask what they think about Lucas.

>>27374608
>>Ask what they think about Lucas.

>>27374608
>Ask what they think about Hudson and his group.

>shipping
Fucking no.

>>27374650
They were hiding when Chequita was talking to us, so no.

>>27374608
>>Ask what they think the rebels are up to.
Nothing else while on mission. Downtime is super boring anyways.

>>27374608
>Ask what they think about Hudson and his group.
>>27374616
>I'm going to be needlessly antagonistic to someone whose only goal was to head off a potential thread-wrecking argument
Real mature, anon.

>>27374608
>Ask what they think about Hudson and his group.

Interested in what they think of the spooks, especially the Blops trio.

>>27374608
>Ask what they think the rebels are up to.

>>27374608
>Ask what they think about Hudson and his group.

>>27374674

inability to into reading comprehension is a greater failure

Since we're with the BO characters, do you think we'll end our campaign here with a band playing for us like BO2?

>>27374674
he wasn't being antagonistic, he was pointing out the words that you seem to have glossed over

>>27374608
>>Ask what they think about Hudson and his group.

>>27374608
>Ask what they think about Hudson and his group.

Anything but shipping talk.

Rolled 19

>>27374608
>Ask what they think about Lucas.

Also three or four girls?

So that is the twins, Morgan and Lucina right? or am I wrong?

>>27374608
>Ask what they think about Hudson and his group.

>>27374608
>>Ask what they think about Lucas.

>>27374722

three girls.

Lucina, Falynn and Morgan.

Oddly enough char has yet to show any attraction to lucas, yet.

>>27374608
>Ask what they think about Hudson and his group.

This is really not the time to be talking about shipping.

>>27374722
Not sure about Charlotte. She's only in the probably maybe category.

But Falynne is yes, Morgan is Yes and Lucina is yes once she figures out she's a real girl and can like boys.

>>27374722
haven't spent enough time with char to tell yet

>>27374750
>Oddly enough char has yet to show any attraction to lucas, yet.

Is a girl simply remaining friends with the MC really that much of an alien concept to you?

>>27374608
>Ask what they think about Hudson and his group.

>>27374608
>>Ask what they think about Hudson and his group.

>>27374750
>>27374753
>>27374765
>Suddenly, the truck screeches to a stop causing all of you to nearly fall over. You wryly notice Mary'-Kate "slip" and she falls face first into Charlotte's lap.

>"Whoops, sorry there, Charlotte."

>"No big." Charlotte rolls her eyes and grins.

I think Char's catching a case of the gays.

>>27374608
>Ask what they think about Hudson and his group.

>>27374770

I didn't mention MK or Marisa, right?

But between the waifuing of char and her childhood friend status with Lucas, I was expecting something.

>>27374806

I think its more shes grinning and bearing with it, for now.

We need to give MK a reminder smack.

>>27374812

Or maybe the girl can just be friends.

Again, is it really an alien concept that Char might not like us that way? Especially since we already have enough girl trouble already.

>>27374608
>>Ask what they think about Hudson and his group.

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>>27374806
Char no, what will you father think!

Who am I kidding, he'd be proud.

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>>27374608
"So, what do you guys think about Hudson and his group?" You whisper to your teammates. "I think they're pretty cool guys, with the exception of Chequita. She's pretty damn creepy."

"Erm, Simo's always warned me not to trust guys like those." Morgan frowns.

"Seriously, Morgan, it's always 'Simo this' and 'Simo that'. What do YOU think about them?" You sigh.

"Ah, well..." Morgan stammers as she tries to regain her train of thought. "I'm kinda jealous of them, actually. They seem very confident in their own abilities..."

"Ah, you'd get the same confidence if you could survive out here for three years!" You chortle. "What about you, Lucina?"

"Very professional. Very dangerous." Lucina says. "I'd rather keep them as friends rather than enemies."

Of course. Straight and to the point. You wonder if Lucina ever thought about trying to be we, well, HUMAN at some point.

"Hold up." Hudson raises his hand to signal you to halt. "Tangos up ahead."

You kneel down and squint in the darkness, and you can just barely make out a hastily camouflaged MG emplacement, being crewed by three rebels.

"We need to get past that." Hudson says. "Suggestions?"

>Take out the nest silently.
>Try to go around it.
>Ambush.
>Other

>>27374926
>>Take out the nest silently.

>>27374926
>Take out the nest silently.

>>27374926
>>Take out the nest silently.
There's around 3 of them and around 7 of us. I think we can do it.

>>27374926
>Take out the nest silently.

>>27374926
Well, in-character would be to blow it up. But that's probably not the brightest idea.

>>27374926
>>Take out the nest silently.

So unfortunately we don't get to make it go boom.

>>27374952
Armchair, we have Lucina AND Chiquita in this group. We could do it blindfolded with our hands behind our backs.

>>27374926
>>Take out the nest silently.

>>27374962
Of course, we simply want to save all of our explosives for the piece de la resistance

>>27374926
>Take out the nest silently.
>>27374972
Unless the enemy has Valmet. Then we're ten kinds of fucked.

>>27374926
>>Try to go around it.
We are just recon for now.

>>27374972
We have Mason as well, who's just as good as Lucina, if not more because of his greater wealth of experience.

>>27375052
We also have Woods. He may be a lousy shot but he's still pretty goddamn dangerous, and they can't kill him.

>>27374999
Valmet and Chiquita never went at it, so I'd be hesitant to say who's better myself. I don't think she could take them both at the same time.

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Rolled 6, 7, 2 = 15

>>27374926
"Let's do this silently." Hudson hisses. "Morgan, is that rifle suppressed?"

"Yeah." Morgan nods.

"Okay, here's what we do." Hudson continues. "Morgan starts off with the opening shot. Mason, Chequita, and Lucina will go in and take out anybody left. Me, Woods, and Sparky stay back as support. Got it?"

Everybody nods to affirm their roles.

"Good. Go."

Morgan quietly twists the suppressor onto the barrel of her .338 rifle while Lucina, Mason, and Chequita meld into the forest. Meanwhile, you arm and load a frag round into your lance.

Then you hear a muffled puff as Morgan takes the opening shot.

>roll 4d20

Rolled 4, 19, 19, 20 = 62

>>27375126

Rolled 7, 4, 8, 15 = 34

>>27375126


KILL

Rolled 1, 14, 9, 4 = 28

>>27375126

Rolled 1, 14, 12, 19 = 46

>>27375132
That's pretty solid.

>>27375126

>>27375132
in the words of dwane and brando "DEAD!"

>>27375132
Looks like Morgan improved from the last training exercise.

Rolled 17, 2, 7, 16 = 42

>>27375132

dyum son

>>27375132
So, Morgan misses, but they all get shanked. Hard.

Rolled 15, 17, 10, 11 = 53

>>27375126

>>27375126
>Mason, Chequita, and Lucina will go in and take out anybody left.

Those poor bastards.

>>27375177
I think I actually do feel sorry for them.

Just a bit.

>>27375208
I feel more sorry for Morgan. She hasn't hit ONCE this entire quest.

It's kinda sad.

>>27375245
Maybe she needs to get a Ruhm.

>>27375245
she is our church!

>>27375262
It'd be amusing if MC's justification for it is just a badly zero'd rifle.

>>27375245
Funnily enough, her potential makes her more accurate the more she misses. That being said, I can't think of a single situation where that would be useful, as there's usually someone else around to shoot at the same target

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>>27375262
I hate goodbyes.

>>27375292
How about during sniper duels or super heavily armoured soldiers that can absorb multiple shots?

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>>27375327
>super heavily armoured soldiers that can absorb multiple shots
So like, what we're hoping we'll be with enough R&D?

>>27375338
Hrm. That makes her good for stopping us if we get stuck in a bloodrage, I guess? Let's hope she uses tranquilizers for that though...

>>27375385

Do they even make tranquilizer cartrdiges in .338?

>>27375385
I'm not sure elephant tranqs would not kill us.

>>27375407
No idea. Plus, seeing how she can't hit the broad-side of a barn, she'll automatically get a 20 to hit us with live ammo. Because /tg/ dice.

>>27375132
Morgan's round doesn't seem to hit anybody, but it hits one of the wooden posts supporting the nest's camo netting with a loud THUNK. The crew instinctively whips around to check out the source of the noise, giving Lucina, Mason, and Chequita the opening they need.

Literally only seconds pass and the deed is done. A quick strobe of a flashlight signifies that everything is clear.

The rest of the team moves up and it's now that you can get a good look at the scouts' grisly work. Two of the bodies had cleanly slit throats, while the third looked like he took several seconds to die rather than being killed instantly. No guesses whose victim that was.

"Ahhh, I needed a refresher like that." Chequita giggles, her smile thankfully lost in the darkness.

And, of course, your thief's instinct kicks in and you begin rifling through the bodies for anything valuable. It was mostly involuntary, and you find yourself a bit disgusted at your macabre act. However, you do find something of importance. One of the rebels, a girl, was wearing a radio headset. You trace the connected wire to a small radio set at the foot of the nest.

"Shit, Hudson, we got a problem." You breathe. "These guys are in radio contact with the others. If they miss a check in, there's going to be trouble."

"Well, we'll just have to work fast." Hudson says. "Now we-"

Suddenly, the radio crackles to life.

"Outpost Three, Outpost Three, do your read? What is your condition?"

All of you look blankly at each other. What do you do?

>Pick up the radio set and bluff them.
>Destroy the radio set and hope they think it's just technical difficulty.
>Call in the cavalry.
>Other

>>27375407
They don't make tranq rounds for regular guns at all.
Tranqs are fired from airguns.

>>27375440
>>Pick up the radio set and bluff them.

Let's hope sparky's got points in mastermind.

>>27375440
>>Pick up the radio set and bluff them.
Time to pull a Han Solo.

>>27375440
>Pick up the radio set and bluff them.

>>27375440
>Pick up the radio set and bluff them.
"Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"

>>27375440
>>Pick up the radio set and bluff them.

>>27375440
>Pick up the radio set and bluff them.

Use Thief Skill #12 Impersonation.

Rolled 11, 6, 13, 6 = 36

>>27375440

>>Pick up the radio set and bluff them.

>>27375475
THIS!

>>27375475
This is for the best

>>27375440
>>Pick up the radio set and bluff them.

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So... how can we explain that our talented sniper, Morgan, is not hitting her targets?

>>27375475
>Blasts it
Boring conversation anyways.

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>>27375440
Thinking fast, you slip the radio headset off of the dead rebel and put it on, and pretty much speak the first thing that comes to your mind.

"Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"

>roll 1d20

>>27375530
morgan needs to check if the scope is off

Rolled 3

>>27375554

>>27375530
IDK, does well at the target range and training?

Rolled 5

>>27375554

Rolled 14

>>27375554

>>27375530
Bad under pressure. It's pretty much the truth.

>>27375566
Maybe she subconsciously doesn't want to kill people?

>>27375563
>>27375568
>>27375569

We're all gonna die.

>>27375530
Badly zeroed rifle. Blame it on Nemo!

>>27375530
Nerves, probably. One thing to shoot targets, another to shoot actual people. Or something.

>>27375569

Blessed wrenloft

Guys, I seem to have come across a bit of a problem. You know how the E-mail field sometimes stores previous entries that you can pick from?

I tried to clean some of those out by deleting them. Only, I deleted all of them by accident and I can't seem to get them to come back...

>>27375593
You could always try to go to another quest (or make a dump thread if allowed) that uses d20 and roll some dice.

Rolled 6, 19, 6, 20 = 51

>>27375593

If you want the previous stuff, why dont you use the archive to search your own posts?

>>27375578
Men, all this stuff you've heard about Gallia not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of horse dung. Gallians, traditionally, love to fight. All real Gallians love the sting of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooters, the fastest runners, big league ball players, the toughest boxers. Gallians love a winner, and will not tolerate a loser. Gallians play to win all the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Gallians have never lost and will never lose a war, because the very thought of losing is hateful to Gallians.

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>>27375530

Barrel's not seated tightly in the stock, scope mount's wobbly, rifle is such a shoddy piece of work that it can't hold zero or has a wandering zero, batch of bad bullets, frayed nerves--there's a multitude of reasons that could explain the less than stellar marksmanship.

>>27375612
How's that?

>>27375640
Operator?
Operator! Operator operate operating operator operator!

>>27375640
>Barrel's not seated tightly in the stock
>not free floating the barrel

bitch please, its like you don't want an accurate rifle

>>27375661
Freefloat barrel suffers the same problem also is mostly there for recoil management.

>>27375656

archive.foolz.us/tg/

and the search by username: Wrenloft?

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why do I have the feeling we will run in to this!

>>27375661

It would probably make a lot more sense given our current place in the timeline to be glass bedding our boltguns instead of trying to free-float the barrels.

>>27375682
wat


no seriously, wat are you smoking

>>27375693
true, and with composites just introduced, they wouldn't be stabled enough to produce an advantage

whats freefloating the barrel?

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>>27375554
"All right. Get that malfunction fixed then." The voice responds, though he doesn't quite sound convinced. "Carry on."

"It won't be long until they check in again or send someone to confirm." Hudson says. "Let's go."

You all hustle past the neutralized MG nest and finally come to a clearing. Well, a really BIG clearing.

"This isn't natural." Mason says, a bit confused. "This clearing was artificially created."

"I wonder who?" Woods spits.

Sure enough, you can see vehicles and people moving about in the clearing. You squint your eyes more and then it suddenly becomes clear. You've reached the main rebel camp. The clearing is chock full of tents and temporary buildings, but those only took up about a quarter of the clearing. What was all the extra space for?

"Oh shit." Hudson gasps. All of you turn to where he's looking and you see it, too.

Planes. Lots of them.

"Those are fuckin' Longswords!" Woods curses. "Top of the line Imp equipment! Not the second hand crap they're supposed to have!"

"It looks like our man on the inside was right on the money." Hudson sighs. "This is bad. Vitoze is going to get clobbered if we let this attack go off."

"Maybe we should just call in everybody and attack now." Morgan suggests.

"Yeah, we can do that, but the moment we do, they'll start launching the planes. No guarantee we can get them all." Mason points out. "There's got to be at least two or three squadrons."

"We can try calling in fighters from the Kestrel." Lucina adds in.

"Or we can just roll and sneak and stab and sabotage!" Chequita giggles.

>Call in the cavalry.
>Try and sabotage the planes silently.
>Other

>>27375692
we curl up in to a ball and cry

>>27375750
>>Try and sabotage the planes silently.

>>27375750
>>Call in the cavalry.

>>27375750
>>Try and sabotage the planes silently.

boomBoomBOomBOOmBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM

>>27375750
>Try and sabotage the planes silently.

>>27375688
OK, I'm looking through the archives, but I'm not sure how this will get the dice roller to display the list of previous entries.

>>27375750
>Try and sabotage the planes silently.
We are Sparky. We should be able to set up some charges, right?

>>27375735
Glass Bedding and Free Floating are two techniques that can increase a rifle's accuracy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rifle_bedding
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free-floating_barrel
Considering the time period, Glass Bedding is more likely.
>>27375750
>Try and sabotage the planes silently.

>>27375750
well its the imps! surprise surprise!

>>27375750
>Try and sabotage the planes silently.

Chequita always has the best ideas.

Rolled 8

>>27375750
>Try and sabotage the planes silently.

>>27375750
>>Call in the cavalry.

>>27375784

you can only see them one by one.

>>27375750
>>Try and sabotage the planes silently.

>>27375812
Yeah, because when I usually typed "d" into the email field, there was a list of rolls that I had previously typed. A lot of the time, I'd just click one of them and roll with that.

I don't think our birds can go toe to toe with those longsword's

>>27375750
>Try and sabotage the planes loudly.

It's time for boom.

>>27375750
We're going to get murdered by the planes if we don't take care of them first.
>>Try and sabotage the planes silently.
Also call in the main group to let them know and quietly approach the base.

>>27375750
>Try and sabotage the planes silently.

SAS
SAS
SAS
ESH
AY
ESH

>>27375750
Actually wait, can we target their fuel depot to create a distraction, and then call in a full attack?

>>27375860
they can, but they would be evenly matched and possibly outnumbered

>>27375750
>Try and sabotage the planes silently.

>>27375860

Yep. The real question is do they have the numbers?

>Anyone want to abuse the fuck out of high explosive charges?

Because surely we have those or something like them

>>27375956
could be worse....Nemesis tier pilots...

>>27375975

Now that would be screwed up. Place the charges on the plane in areas that can't be seen. Then while they take to the air for a good distance fire them off. Takes both the plane and the pilot out.

>>27375985

Sulejmani type mercenary pilots.

Including all that fucking ACM bullshit

>>27375975
Hey, it's not like we are playing sparky for a reason!

>>27375750
"Hey, I don't think we have enough ordnance on us to destroy 36 planes." Mason points out.

"Yeah? Well look again. They're already lining their planes up to get ready to launch. We just take out the front planes and we'll trap them or at least slow em down." Woods responds.

"Still, that's a lot of flat ground to cover, and a lot of people that can spot us." Hudson frowns. "Call in Simo and the others, but tell them to hold back a bit. Get ready to come in when things go south."

"Well, I think I got a distraction in mind." You grin as you point to numerous fuel trucks idling at various points of the airfield. "I think popping a couple of those will give them something to think about."

"Last resort." Hudson says. "Okay, we're going to need to find a way to get close to those planes without being spotted."

>Try to sneak through the main camp. You can use the tents as cover.
>Sneak around the edge of the clearing to the side that's closer to the planes.
>Try to hijack a vehicle to get close.
>Screw it, just make a run for it.
>Other

>>27376025
>>Sneak around the edge of the clearing to the side that's closer to the planes.

>>27375985
>Nemesis
>Oberst Krieger

FUCK NO!

Secret Weapons Over Normandy has a kick ass soundtrack

>>27376025

>Other

Check the uniforms of the previous guards we knifed.

If the blood is not too much (easily disguised/washed off with mud/water), use them to inflitrate and steal a vehicle to get close to the planes.

>>27376025
>>Sneak around the edge of the clearing to the side that's closer to the planes.

>>27376025
>>Sneak around the edge of the clearing to the side that's closer to the planes.

Rolled 6

>>27376025
>Sneak around the edge of the clearing to the side that's closer to the planes.

>>27376025
>>Sneak around the edge of the clearing to the side that's closer to the planes.

>>27376050
Seconding this.

>>27376050

Can we use the left over uniforms?

That'll help out in the inflitration

>>27376025
>Sneak around the edge of the clearing to the side that's closer to the planes.

SNEAKY

>>27376050
that will not work

>>27376095

>explain further

>>27376095
Yes, I'm pretty sure they were fitted for the people they were meant for, not us.

>>27376050
>>27376081
>>27376082
INB4 everyone on base hits on Lucina.

ALTERNATIVELY we could steal a uniform from the guards. Or a tent.

>>27376113
Remember Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark?

>>27376114
this I don't know why people think you can just wear anything

>>27376114
>>27376095

Its across a large amount of open ground. AKA far away.

From a far distance, loose fitting clothes will not be very visible and if they see the colour pattern of their own, they'd be inclined to just assume everything is right.

It might be possible to stroll right up to them.

>>27376132
B...but muh vidya

>>27376132

because two standard army sizes, too big and too small.

>>27376050

[x] Doesn't hurt to just check if its possible

>>27376153
Then when an officer notices our uniform, we take him around back, knock him out, and take his better fitting uniform.

>>27376128
>Indiana Jones

who?

>>27376176
The guy from that movie with Shiya La Boof, the one with the alien skulls.

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>>27376176
wat

>>27376176
gr8 b8 m8, I r8 8/8

>>27376176
gr8 b8 m8, made me ir8, and it's sure to gener8 some str8 h8 but if you'll excuse me i have to go now or i'll be l8 for my d8 with k8 at 8:08.

>>27376139

Could always if possible toss the colors on anyway. Thing is it is most likely all bloody so worthless and would only be useful for sneaking in so the people think from a distance we are on their side.

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I pity the fool who does not know of Indiana Jones.

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>>27376508
He's just trying to pull a Kirk.

>>27376508

That was literally the greatest moment ever in those movies. Especially considering originally he was supposed to sword fight. Then Harrison Ford got a back injury. So they did better from that.

>>27376577
I heard he had diarrhea.

>>27376623
The Flu I believe actually. And it was like the 10th take