>>28937746

And before I forget, your skills and choices.

> Red Phoenix:
> Wings Route 1: you can now parry attacks on your flanks more effectively (+10 bonus).

> Black Tortoise:
>Void Route 1: Sometimes the best defence is evasion. This allows you to block an enemy attack while being ready to exploit the situation.


Choice of skills for Green Dragon:
> Heart Route: You learn more about the basics of meditation, allowing you the chance to gain further insights with greater ease. (+10 bonus)

> Room Route: This passive reservoir of energy allows you to recover more easily from practice or strenuous activities.

> Horn Route: This increases the strength of your counterattacks in response to striking attacks. It does not provide a bonus to whether you hit, though. (QM rolls for damage +10)

>>28937752
We have two available for green dragon, right? If so, I say heart and room. Room, because it will help with our...extra curricular activities, and heart because it may speed further gains.

>>28937752

Yep, you have 2 choices out of the three.

>>28937746
>> Is there? You've got snacks... drinks... probably music. Anything else you'd like?
>> Shower, or just towel down?

Shower, survey the snacks. If we are light on snacks, make a run for some finger food. If we don't make a snack run, we should shower.

>>28937746
I can't think of anything to add.

Take a quick shower, we probably smell like sweat and sex right now.

>>28937899
I'll also go for Heart and Room, both seem to have a lot of long term benefit and quick recovery is always useful.

>>28937752
>>28937960
I agree on the Heart and Room Routes; it's always good to invest early in these kinds of things.

Does 'strenuous' activities only apply to training and combat, or does it apply to anything....that could be considered....strenuous...? I swear, if sex really does help meditation...

> Consensus so far seems to be for Heart and Room then. But I'll leave the question open for more later if you don't mind.

Ivana doesn't seem to mind that she smells of sweat and other physical fluids all over, but for you it feels a little icky. 'I'll go shower,' you say after a little thought. 'And do you reckon we'll need any other snacks?'

'Might be kind of short on sweet stuff,' she says, going out to the hall as you pull on your clothes. Then she disappears back into her room and flings a towel at you, which smells of her shampoo and body wash. Or you assume it does, it'd be weird otherwise. 'I could go down and get that...'

'Nah, you better rest.' You grin at her slightly abashed smile. 'I'll make a run.'

'Grocery shop just downstairs, don't bother to go to the supermarket...'

You dash into the public shower, which is empty except for one person. Who's doing beatbox while showering. You approach cautiously, but when you pass his stall - why are there no curtains or anything in front of the stalls!? - the guy hails you.

'Bmm tske brpp brpp oh hey there,' he says. 'Huh, never seen you before.'

You glance at the dude, who's got shampoo all over his hair and face. Well, he's pretty certain about his sense of sight then...

> Talk to him while showering. (About what?)
> Christ, ignore the weirdo, we have a party to buy sweets for.
> Other.

>>28938017

> All strenuous activity. Including those that involve the hips and thigh muscles to a great degree.

> ROWING and CYCLING. I'm talking about ROWING and CYCLING you fucking perverts.

Rolled 42

>>28938031
>Your beatboxing could use some work.
>Show him how it's done.

>>28938044
>ROWING and CYCLING
They make for intense positions but can hurt if your not careful

>>28938031
Yeah, go ahead and say hi. Tell him we're just here for a party. Guess we could make some small talk with him about music. Gotta develop that jazz interest of ours.

>>28938044
It's your fault, Fists. It's all your fault. But there's no need to regret it.

>>28938044
....

stop trying to hide that we've discovered Fourth Master's secret technique

>>28938031

> Ignore.

Consider what sweets to buy. I think some more chocolates are a must.

>>28938031
> Talk to him while showering. (About what?)

"Hey. I don't live here, just grabbing a quick shower before a party."

Talk about music with him.

>>28938044
We are quite a prolific bicyclist.

>>28938086
Can we still be considered a bicyclist if we're cycling with three legs?

> I swear, you people, I'm not having any of this any more. Stop it at once!
> Consensus: Heart and Room route?

'Well, that's because I don't live here.' You suddenly feel hesitant about taking off your clothes here. Oh man, a guy's eyes are still eyes, go for it. 'Just grabbing a quick shower before a party.'

'Party? Are you going to Kenny's then, is it?'

'Eh? Nah.' The water comes out warm, which is a relief. Stepping into it, you realise belatedly you haven't got any shampoo or wash, but fuck it. 'What, there's another party going on in the building?'

'I was going to ask you that. Kenny's holding a big one later on the third floor. In the leisure room. Gonna occupy it properly, man. The rest of the footballers and all the basketballers are coming along as well.' He laughs behind you, the laugh loud and echoing. 'It's going to be fun.'

'Sounds like it.' Sounds like the opposite of it, actually, you can't think of much worse than a night with footballers and basketballers. 'So, your beatboxing.'

'Yeah?'

'It's... not bad. You like that sort of music?'

'Yeah, of course. Anything with a bass like the beating of a girl's ass.' Hey, look ma, I managed to rhyme! Except I didn't. 'How about you?'

> Answer nicely, try to talk.
> Answer coldly, mocking the little philistine.
> Answer perfunctorily. CHOCOLATES. Or something.
> Other.

>>28938205
>Ease him into realizing the error of his ways.

>>28938205
Oh yes, I think we're all pretty much agreed on Heart and Room.

Go ahead and answer nicely. We like jazz. And curse all the heretics who don't.

>>28938205
>> Answer perfunctorily. CHOCOLATES. Or something.

>>28938242

Second this, let's get out.

>>28938205
> Answer nicely, try to talk.

Talk about jazz and blues. Because maybe, just maybe, we can save him from his own poor taste if we play this nice.

Okay. Skill list while I type, and this takes effect now, which means you're already recovering faster, you lucky fool.

> Red Phoenix:
> Wings Route 1: you can now parry attacks on your flanks more effectively (+10 bonus).

> Black Tortoise:
>Void Route 1: Sometimes the best defence is evasion. This allows you to block an enemy attack while being ready to exploit the situation.

> Green Dragon:

> Heart Route: You learn more about the basics of meditation, allowing you the chance to gain further insights with greater ease. (+10 bonus)

> Room Route: This passive reservoir of energy allows you to recover more easily from practice or strenuous activities.

>>28938298
So hey, do we pick a new skill to take every 2 levels? Since we have Red and Black both at 2, we could get 1 route for each of them. Since Green was at 4, we got 2 routes. Is that right?

'Music with bass like a woman's ass.' You still can't really believe you heard that, while you scrub your hair under the running water. But then again, you resist the temptation to mock which would have been your first instinct not too long ago. Come on, man, you're now a landlord and a martial artist. Be nice. He's nice.

'Well, my preference is for softer music,' you say.

'Oh, like what? That sort of... indie stuff, like Feist?'

Is Feist even *soft*? 'Well, indie's all right I suppose. But I like jazz.'

'Ugh. Really? Isn't that just... very... weird?'

Well, yes, if you've got one and one quarter functioning brain cells remaining in your BE NICE LANDLORD. Okay. Be nice. 'Well, it's got a very different sound. But a lot of music depends on that anyway. You like R&B, yeah? A lot of that comes from blues...'

'Huh, I see.' It seems you've successfully made him lose interest. You know what, that's a positive thing. Let's get going to get some chocolates, man. Dressing, you go back to Ivana's to return the towel and then dash into the grocery store...

... where Janice, and a dude with some serious piercings on his ears and a tattoo down his neck, are at the counter. Janice turns to you and blinks.

'Oh, hello,' she smiles a little. You don't know what the smile... really means.

> What do/say? The tattooed guy nods at you as well.

>>28938385
Greet her back. Introduce yourself to the tattoo guy.

>>28938385
Smile back innocently.

"Hey Janice, nice to see you."

Introduce ourself to the piercings guy. Mention to Janice that we found a sponsor for the environmentalism gig.

>>28938385

Be nice and casual. "Hey. Don't think I met you before."

> Currently it's 2 skill points per level. At higher levels, you will require more skill points. But then your training, fighting and chances of getting skill points will be correspondingly increased as well.

You return the innocent smile with an innocent smile of your own, looking her over. It's a good choice on her part to have a straight fringe; it somehow works for her face.

'Hey Janice. Nice to see you. And I don't think...'

'This is Greg,' Janice says, introducing you as well. 'Greg's the president of the Blading Society.'

'Well, I just do admin,' he shrugs and laughs after shaking your hand. 'You here to get something? Janice's got a cake,' he hefts a plastic bag, 'but I just thought maybe whisky.'

'Both good ideas,' you say. 'I'm here to get some chocolates. Ivana's been preparing.'

'You've been giving her a hand, then?' Was there a pun in there? Because you can definitely see the pun in there. 'Go get your chocs, then let's go upstairs together.'

Sounds good... well. You still feel a little guilty for getting all over Ivana in Janice's room and leaving her a bit cold. But now seems not to be the time for considering that...

> Buy in bulk.
> Buy a few nice ones.
> Sneak in something special for someone (Write-in).
> Other.

>>28938536
> Buy in bulk.

>>28938536
>Buy in bulk
>Sneak in something special for someone

Let's try to get something nice for Janice, as an apology. What's available in this store anyway?

>>28938536
>Buy in bulk.
Ayup.

>>28938568
I was about to write the same. I'd say sneak in some chocolate she particularly appreciated the other time

>>28938536
seconding >>28938568

we should also try to pay a bit more attention to Janice, Ivana has already had her fun today, now its janice's turn

>>28938536
>> Buy in bulk.

>>28938568
>>28938544

Well, they've got the usual generic boxes of assorted chocolates or sweets.

You look around, however, and soon manage to find a box of what looks like premium alcohol-laced chocolates at a discount. Something you could buy for the whole party, or just someone in particular? Both Ivana and Janice love this stuff...

>>28938603
get both, save the good stuff for the special ladies

>>28938603
Get some assorted generic stuff in bulk for the party, and the box of alcohol laced stuff for Janice, though I'm not going to really object if it goes to Ivana or both of them.

>>28938603
Let's get the alcoholic chocolates for Janice.

Just buy the generic sweets for the party.

> Guys, give me a few minutes. My ear. Again.

>>28938603
Chocos with rum filling

>>28938633
Ach. What's that even called.

>>28938630
Well, since we already made up with Ivana, I think it'd be best if we favored Janice at the moment.

You get a big box of assorted crap to hide the smaller, though still significant, box of liquor chocolates you intend to get for... well, it depends doesn't it? If Janice is getting it off with Greg, then you'll pass them to someone else. If everyone's off with someone you'll get drunk on your own lonesome self.

Let's hope that doesn't happen...

Holding your black plastic bag which makes it look like you've purchased a truly enormous stack of porn mags, you walk back with the two to Ivana's, and it seems that at an early stage you're not going to be getting drunk by yourself. As Greg leads the way, talking occasionally about rollerblading and the next trip they're considering, Janice nudges your arm.

'Hmm?' You turn to her. She's wearing a nice silver necklace and a loose-fitting, blue dress. Likes to hide her figure, this girl, you think. Can't see why.

'So, you here to hook up?' She smiles, then chimes in with something about how the Newfoundland Park is really very nice - and suitable for a gang of whooping rollerbladers as well. Then back to you. 'Or have you already done so?'

The security guard lets the three of you through, as usual. God, that must be the easiest job on earth.

> What do/say?

>>28938799
Look directly at Janice with smile. "Maybe I have now."

>>28938799
Take faux offense at that. Can't a guy just come to a party to hang out with some people whose company he enjoys!?

.....then quietly mention that we've taken care to pace ourselves through today.

>>28938799
Look at Janice and smile.

"I have no idea what you could possibly be talking about.

By the by, I managed to find a sponsor for the conservation talk on Wednesday."

>>28938799
"I am here to have fun. Isn't that what parties are for?"

>>28938799
>If Janice is getting it off with Greg, then you'll pass them to someone else. If everyone's off with someone you'll get drunk on your own lonesome self.
Well, that's not necessarily true. If Janice and Ivana are any indication of what this group of friends are like... I mean, you don't always need 2 girls to have a threesome.

>>28938965
You do if you want /tg/ to go along with it.

>>28938894
>>28938860
>>28938831

You give Janice an obviously fake glare, and she raises her eyebrows. 'What?'

'That's rude,' you say. 'I have no idea what you're on about. I'm just here to hang out with people whose company I enjoy.'

Greg, oblivious, hits the buttons on the lift as Janice nods and smiles. 'Sure. If you say so.'

'Also, I've found a sponsor for the conservation talk on Wednesday. Well, not sponsoring with money, unfortunately, but with cakes. Are you involved in that one as well, Greg?'

'Wasn't that Jan and Matthias' thing? Trust the two Swedes to be into conservation,' Greg grins while Janice nods.

'Cakes are almost as good as money. Maybe even better.' Then the lift opens, and you're about to walk in when Greg suddenly starts and steps back a little. Eh?

'Gregory! Greggy Greggy Greg!' You hear a voice from inside, and look in to see three people - the jock type, curly hair or shaved head and muscles and general twattiness. 'So how's it with the rollerbladers?'

'Fine.'

'Fine, says the little faggot,' the bulkiest of the three says.

'Nah, he just likes staring at shaking asses all day I bet.' The guy who led the talking is the one in the middle. 'Got all day to look at what you can't touch, eh?'

Janice glances at you, and Greg shakes his head and is about to step in, but the leader pushes him out. 'Hey, Marc, don't push it...'

> Do/say anything? There's another lift, and there's the stairs. But then there's also principles I guess.

>>28938977
no you don't. you think /tg/ will say no to a sweet ass of a lithe roller boy with tattoos piercings?

>>28938980
"Let's get the other lift."
If they persist in harassing you from the other lift aswell then kick some ass.

>>28938980
>Go to the other lift.
Don't wanna drop the chocolates.

>>28939011
Just when i was saying, here it is. >>28938980
>'Fine, says the little faggot,'
>'Nah, he just likes staring at shaking asses all day I bet.'
Yes, sweet ass confirmed. Only question is if we choose to go for it or not. Well we can decide that in the future.

>>28938980
Gently put the bag we're carrying down or hand it to Janice, just in case we get into a fight.

"Let's just get the next lift, they're not worth the trouble."

Don't start the fight, but if they start it then we smash their faces in.

>>28938980
Okay. These guys are pretty rude.

>>28939038
Nah, man, we gotta defend Greg's honor.

But it's cases like this where knowing how to fight comes in use.

It'll be easy enough to get this Marc guy angry. He's probably one of the guys going to that party the guy in the shower mentioned earlier. Gay allusions. A night in a room filled with sweaty guys. What's the matter, did no one think to invite any girls? Or.....did they just want to spend some personal time with one another. No judgement here.

>>28939038
>>28939071
Actually, I think we could work this out without "fighting", per se. If we could lure them out of the lift, we could sneak Greg and Janice inside before quickly rushing in ourselves and leaving these guys behind.

Anyone up for that? It'd be a nice test of our skills.

>>28939102

That sounds like a good way to start a massive fight.

>>28939102
That's unrealistic and dumb. Get them out of elevator, then sneak people in and hope the doors close before they can reach? Unnecessarily troublesome and there is no point.

What a bunch of pricks - you fight the instinct to look away when one of them sees you, and soon all three of them are looking at you as well, sizing you up. It's time to make a decision...

... and then the bell of the next door lift reaching ground goes DING DONG, which solves your problem. You grin and nod to your right. 'Hey, the other lift's here.'

'Yeah, Greg, go with the dude to the other lift,' he says. 'The girl can come with us though, if you want. Do you want to, Janice? You know you do.'

Janice seems about to move, but then you grab her shoulder and she's nowhere near strong enough to resist as you lead her away. Greg glares at the three, but then follows you into the other lift in the end; just before the doors close you get treated to the sight of them passing by and one of them slipping his finger in and out of a hole.

'What a bunch of assholes, eh,' you say to loosen the atmosphere, but it doesn't really work. Only when you go into Ivana's room, and Ivana gives both of them a massive glomp, does the ice melt and Janice become willing to talk about what happened. Ivana rolls her eyes.

'Letting them get to you is fucking pointless, man! Why didn't you get the martial arts dude to punch them, though?' She sits next to Janice, noticeably edging her towards you on the long couch as Greg gives her another hug. 'Ohhh Greg. Can you rollerblade now?'

'If I can walk, I probably can make the next session yeah,' he laughs. The chocolates are placed in a tray, but your special chocolates you store away.

Janice turns to you. 'So...'

> So.... ?

>>28939170
"So why didn't I punch them out? I'm not into starting fights if I can help it."

>>28939170
>'Ohhh Greg. Can you rollerblade now?'
Fuck. Those bastards.

Ask Janice what happened between the jocks and Greg. We don't like to engage in violence when we can help it, but if they were the first ones to strike.....that's a different matter altogether.

>>28939170
"So? You wanted me to punch them? If you had you should've said so. I don't know how much trouble it'd cause you if i did. I was going to knock them out if they harassed us from the other elevator too, but they just let go then."

>>28939170
"Don't worry, if they actually tried anything I would've broken the leader's face, the other two would probably have ran after that.

What've you been up to since I last saw you?"

As we're talking to her slowly move towards Janice on the couch.

>>28939170
Oh gawd. If they attacked Greg....well, the Rolleblading Society has treated as kindly. It's only fair to return the favor.

Tell Janice sorry that we didn't fight earlier, but we don't like to engage in violence when we can help it....however, hearing what Ivana was talking to Greg about, we should ask her if that's got anything to do with the 3 guys we met at the lift.

>>28939135
>>28939119
You know, guys, I really don't think we have to worry about realism here... The Fourth took out....how many men at the same time? And I'm pretty sure he was an old man at that time.

It's only fitting that our first heroic act would be something small time like....beating some jocks up to stop them from harassing (and, possibly, physically harming) a guy.

>>28939260
>As we're talking to her slowly move towards Janice on the couch.
I really don't think this is the time for any of that right now. Janice's mind may still be on what happened with Greg and the jocks over at the lift. Let's try to do some serious talk now before doing anything fun.

>>28939277
>however, hearing what Ivana was talking to Greg about, we should ask her if that's got anything to do with the 3 guys we met at the lift.
Just wanted to add that, after hearing what's going on between Greg and those jocks, we may be willing to alter our policy on non-violence against random assholes.

'So...?' You blink. 'Are you going to ask why I didn't punch them out? Because it would be rather stupid and I might get kicked out...?'

'Uh, no,' she giggles. 'I wasn't going to ask that. Why so defensive?'

'Oh, right. Well, defence is my middle name. I'm not an aggressor by nature, you know?' You shrug and shift a little closer to Janice, until you're almost touching. You don't want to actually touch, in case she's in a serious mood... but then she shifts a little, so you're actually touching, arm to arm. 'But if they'd followed us to the other elevator I might have broken someone's nose.'

'Oof. Strong words.' Janice gets up and grabs a cup, filling it with goodies, and you follow suit before moving into one of the empty bedrooms. 'Are you sure you can take on three at the same time? And I mean with your fists.'

'Oh, shut up,' you say. 'Seriously though. Greg couldn't rollerblade? Did they attack him or something, is that why?'

'Eh? Oh! No, no. I mean. It's a bit complicated. But no, he couldn't rollerblade these last two weeks because he rolled down a hill and off a ledge.'

'Fucking hell...'

'But the footballers *have* ragged on him a lot. Basically they wanted him to join their team because he's good friends with one of the strikers, and he's really good on his feet. As you might have guessed. But he didn't want to because, uh, emotional reasons.' Janice shrugs. 'So ever since then the footballers have played a lot of pranks on Greg. Water tricks, happy slapping, stripping also I think.'

Right, that crosses lines.

'Still,' Janice shrugs. 'Greg takes it like a champ, so...'

You're not sure he *ought* to, though!

> What do/say?

>>28939333
"I got you alcoholic chocolates."

>>28939333

"Emotional issues? Like what?"

>>28939333
Ask about Greg's reasons.

And maybe we could try and take the heat off of Greg somehow....perhaps try and shift the target of the footballers to us?

>>28939349
Let's try to introduce the chocolates at a more opportune moment. If we want to continue talking about this issue, it'd break the flow to just offer the chocolates now.

>>28939333
"He doesn't seem to be taking it as well as you make it sound. Well i am glad he can handle them." Then get into a more personal mood "I got some secret chocolate i stashed away."

>>28939333
"I'm glad he can handle it, but he shouldn't have to.

It looks like I'm morally in the clear if I happen to get into a fight with them."

'Dude. He shouldn't be taking it like a champ.' You frown. 'He shouldn't need to take this shit at all.'

'Well, you can take it up with them if you want...' Janice shrugs. 'I mean, we don't, so we just support Greg as much as we can. He even got elected to become the president.'

'Still. Well, I suppose if I get into a fight with them I can punch away with a clear conscience, then?' Both of you chuckle at that, and Janice punches your stomach lightly.

'So violent.'

You are just about to tell her you've got chocolates when suddenly someone knocks on the door, and both of you turn to see Ivana glomping another, rather taller blonde girl with a distinctive mole on her cheek and a broad smile. Ooh, she *is* a looker, this one, especially in a halter dress. But Janice sighs.

'What? Enemy?'

'No, that's Greg's emotional reason right there. Karo. She's been with one of the basketballers for a year now, but I think they're on the rocks and, well, blah blah blah.' Janice turns to you. 'Don't touch her. The other girls who're coming, that's fine. But don't touch Karo.'

That sounds like a waste, you think to yourself, watching Karo move around and then come over to dispense hugs. She gives you one as well, letting you have a whiff of the perfume on her neck. Oh shit, Greg must be watching, you're innocent-

'Hey! Don't think we've met. Karo!'

Janice steps lightly on your left foot. Yes, yes, we know!

> What do/say to Karo?
> The party's kinda getting started. What is your general policy?

>>28939497
Ask if she's part of the rollerblading society. Because I'm not really sure who the guests are.

Have fun at the party and mingle. But let's try to schmooze it up with Janice to try and get the chocolates to her in secret. Be all conspiratorial about it.

>>28939497
Introduce ourself to Karo.

Ask about her major, what society's she's part of.

In general relax and enjoy ourself, mingle, get to know people, don't drink too much, smuggle alcoholic chocolate to Janice.

Don't flirt with Karo, just don't. Flirt lightly with other people, and less lightly with Janice and Ivana, but don't go overboard with it.

>>28939497
>> What do/say to Karo?
friendly greeting, no coming on to her

> The party's kinda getting started. What is your general policy?
>be sociable, get to know everyone there, at least the basics, but pay attention to Janice

>>28939497
We dont have to fuck everyone we meet. Be friendly, introduce ourselves, chat it up.

You smile and introduce yourself. 'So... are you part of the Rollerblading group as well then, Karo? Because Greg is, isn't he?'

'Yep, he's our great leader,' she laughs. She's got nice teeth too, which is a bonus. In a wholly platonic aesthetic sense. 'Yeah, I'm part of that. I'm the events planning officer, which means I kind of plan routes for our blade trips, or for other meetups. And also try to make sure no one gets run over by a car or something.'

'She's good at the job,' Janice says. 'We've had just one injury in the last month.'

'Greg's blades were damaged! Come on!'

You narrow your eyes a little as an idea comes to you. 'Karo, that's not cool. How could you injure the great leader? Greg, come and get an apology!'

Greg starts, looks at you with a little concern, but then you wave him over and Karo gives him a hug. How'd she miss him? Or did he deliberately miss her? In any case this seems like the time to scoot, so you nudge Janice away just as the door is thrown open and three more people - Jan, another dude, and a short-haired girl who's possibly Korean - come in.

'Not bad. Nice one.'

'Course. Now, I've got a box of-'

'Janice! And hey, man!' Jan comes over, slaps your back, and you end up talking to him. He then brings over the other guy, who happens to be Matthias and is also running the conservation talk.

'Woah, no shit, you got a sponsor for catering?! Oh thanks man!' Matthias grins. He's got a pretty heavy accent. You catch the girl speaking something that doesn't sound like Korean at all... 'so we were also thinking, maybe on Monday we would go to this company and try to ask their CSR branch to lend us some money...'

That sounds like a good idea. If some money gets to you, all the better.

> What do/say?
> Who would you like to go to next if possible? Greg's talking to Karo. Ivana's hugging the Korean (?) girl and Janice slumps in talking to them. Then there's the three of you.

>>28939627
Let's do a little business talk before we head on to the girls?

Who's the company again? The ones holding this event in the first place?

>>28939576
>>We dont have to fuck everyone we meet
I really, really hope this sentiment holds, cuz im starting to feel like we're turning into a bit of a slut. No more then 4 irons in the fire at a time I say. And it would be nice to get some friends without all the sexual tension to even us out too. Anyway...

>>28939627
Go to girls.

>>28939667
We got our tenants..

>>28939627
Talk to Jan and Matthias some about the company they're planning on talking to. What company it is, any talking points to convince them to part ways with their cash.

After we talk to these guys some visit the girls, introduce ourself to the girl we don't know, chat some with Janice and see if we can't brighten her up a notch.

>>28939678
Who are DROWNING us in sexual tension.
Dont try to deny it.

>>28939699
Mm. Yeah. We may need some friends who we'd be fine with not sexing up.

'Right... so which company is this?'

'Oh, it's this corporation. Tanizaki Corp, or at least one of its branches. They have a pretty extensive CSR programme, so we're hoping they'd be a bit generous.'

You talk on for a while about social responsibility and wonder if the talk would fit their interests. Maybe if you emphasised more on the natural conservation aspect? Then there's talk about charismatic wildlife, but the City hasn't really got those either, which is a pity... eventually the conversation about conservation mostly ends up being a back and forth between the two of them and a third girl, Leni, who joins in and shakes your hand. Short, serious, wearing a blouse and skirt even here.

Time to bail. You go over to the three girls, noticing another couple who've just come in and are talking among themselves. The Korean girl, on closer inspection, doesn't seem *all* Korean. Her features are coloured Asian, but she's got the nose and eyes of a white girl. A pretty one, mind.

'This is Ruta!' Janice says as you sit down.

'Ruta Park! And if I hear another rutabaga joke...'

Ruta? What kind of a name is that?

> What do/say now? Do you want to start separating Janice if you can? It's... wow, it's like 8 now. Music's getting started.

>>28939667

Not sure who died and made you the arbiter for the maximum number of sexual partners or the judge of who is a slut.

If we want to boink and they want to boink, then I see no problem.

>>28939733
>Do you want to start separating Janice if you can?
Yeah, sure.

Make some small talk with Ruta. Ask her where that name is from.

>>28939733
Ask her where she is from. Chat a bit. Then we can seperate janice and get those chocolates.

>>28939733
> What do/say now?
be polite, lets mingle for now
>Do you want to start separating Janice if you can?
if she wants sure

>>28939747
Someones defensive.

>>28939747
the problem becomes apparent when we start bonking one more than the other and they take exception to it, like leaving Janice out of it.

>>28939812
Well, I don't think the characters really care about that kind of stuff; they all seem pretty promiscuous. The problem with Janice was because she was ignored during the threesome. I don't think she cares about counting who's done it more, just that when she's participating, she should get some attention too.

>>28939754
>>28939760
>>28939764

As the music starts, and more and more people come in until there's about ten or twelve in the room, you begin to close in on Janice while talking to Ruta.

'Ruta? That's an interesting name. So where's it from?'

'Lithuania!' She laughs and Ivana makes way for her to sidle up, shuffling in on your left side. She snuggles up against you, which is either very oblivious or a little bit of an advance, and laughs. 'My mum was a Lithuanian girl who got tricked to Korea by a charming grad student. And so you get the weird specimen that's me.'

'You *are* a weird specimen, Ruta,' Ivana pokes the back of her head. Halter top aside, her jewellery and decorations seem to be more of a goth feel. That is a lovely necklace pendant, for instance, and those bat and fake ruby earrings are a nice touch too.

'Am I now?' She turns to you, then glances at your right hand which has casually crawled onto Janice's thigh. Janice notices this too, of course. 'Hmmm,' she narrows her eyes at you.

Just then, someone yells INDIAN POKER!

Oh dear.

> What do/say to Ruta? Is that a paper cup of neat vodka she just polished off?

> Join the game.
> Don't join.

>>28939812

It isn't a matter of counting bonks. We kind of squeezed Janice out of her own bed while doing Ivana, which was a bit dickish of us.

We don't know how many people they're doing either, anyway.

>>28939838
> Don't join.

wait for the game to take everyone's attention off us and give the special chocolates to Janice

>>28939838
"Im really not the one to be commenting on anyone elses family tree."

I dont know what indian poker is

>>28939838
Hmmmmmmmm??? Yes, yes. Quite the specimen.

>>28939857
Everyone draws a card, places it on their head, and they place bets on that. They're not allowed to look at the card they have on their head, so they have to try and guess it from looking at everyone else's cards and faces.

Let's join in! The more the merrier, after all.

>>28939838
"I can hardly judge anyone for being weird. You seem like the interesting sort of oddity anyways."

Ask Ruta what her major is, what societies she's part of. Keep an eye on her drinking, but it's not really our place to intervene.

Don't move our hand from Janice's thigh.

>>28939869

> What this anon says, except there's also a big tumbler being taken out so you know what's happening.

> Basically, based on all the cards you can see (that of everyone else's), you can add your choice of drinks from the selection into the tumbler.

> The one with the biggest or smallest card gets to chug the tumbler. So beware of spotting a small card and dumping in the whisky because your card might be smaller.

>>28939847
>>We don't know how many people they're doing either, anyway.

Hadnt thought of that. Also havent known them that long, either of them may get possessive too. Basically the more people that get drawn into this, the more complicated it gets, and the more potential for it to go wrong.

>>28939891
I don't think we have to worry about that from Janice or Ivana. Callie seems safe too. And our boarders already know all about our activities.

So we're good.

You keep your hand crawling around, drawing little stars and circles on Janice's thigh as she strokes your arm lazily, and then another dude comes in through the door and Ivana leaps up.

'Ivana!' On cue, she jumps out of the sofa and right into the man's arms, who catch her ably and guide her head in for a nice, long kiss. Aha. 'Mmm. Mmmm.'

'Oh god,' Ruta turns to look and rolls her eyes. Janice giggles. Also, Ruta isn't moving away even though there's space, and she turns around. 'So, are *you* a weird specimen?'

'My mother was a Martian who crash landed and my dad was a scientist who fell for her,' you say with your full on serious face, and Ruta spits vodka on your jeans and coughs, slumping against you. 'So I really haven't any means to judge other people's weird family trees.'

'Oh god, you're a funny one,' she says, then leans a little closer. 'And a naughty one.'

'And you're rapidly becoming a drunk one,' you say, smelling the vodka on her breath. Her eyes are bright grey, and look at you challengingly. 'I'm not judging. Just saying.'

'Fine...'

'Are you guys joining the game or not?' Jan says, turning around. Ivana is now headed for the circle of people, with the man's arms around her from behind. You squeeze Janice's thigh, and she turns to you. As does Ruta.

'Your call,' Janice murmurs.

'Yeah, your call,' Ruta adds. No one asked you, Ruta...

> What do? Join or don't join?
> Remember that Janice's room is just down there. Ruta... you don't know. She sounds tipsy, though not smashed.

>>28939952

> Also, headed for dinner, will be back soon. Keep voting.

>>28939952
>Don't join.

>>28939952
Let's go ahead and join in for a round, then we can try and peel away.

>>28939952
Don't join. I think it is time we show these girls our secret.
"I know of a much more delicious way to get drunk."

>>28939952
>don't join

>>28939952
>>28940008
secondan

>>28940008
Describe to me this secret plan.

>>28940035
Chocolates.

>>28940008

What is this secret?

The tumbler is at least half a litre; even assuming people only fill it up halfway, the rules of the game could mean that with a single hit, any of you would be destroyed immediately. Well, you and Janice anyway. Of course, immediate destruction is not necessarily a bad thing, so long as everyone in a party eventually ends up the same way.

But then if you try to, well, approach a drunk girl... you have moral qualms about that, being a gentleman and all. The lady has to say yes, and she also has to say yes while not cackling wildly or puking or rolling around semi-conscious. You have STANDARDS. You are a person of GOOD-

'Oi,' Ruta nudges you, and you also have DECISIVE MOVEMENT. Which in this case is a smile and a shake of the head.

'I'm fine, thanks. Drinking kills me really quickly.'

'Fair enough.' The door swings open again, and two more girls come in, give a whoop and sit down at Indian Poker. Sure is a popular game.

'So... what do you want to do if not drink until you can't tell anything?' Ruta is- where'd she get that bottle of vodka from? Didn't she bring it to the party? She sees you watching her, and offers it to you. But when you get to your feet, both Janice and her get up, and she carefully closes the bottle and puts it back in the middle of the drinks pit. 'This is Koskenkorva. Drink it carefully! It's good shit!'

'So,' Janice says, following you as you go pick up your black bag, a small smile on her face. 'What's the plan? There's the kitchen, and the pantry, or the laundry... or the room...'

Ruta, meanwhile, is reaching for her bag that's next to yours. She pulls out something... black. Black vodka. 'Have you got balls?'

'Not me.'

'No, him,' she grins at you.

> What do/say? Where go?

>>28940196
A-a-are you planning to take advantage of me? Well....I'm in if Janice is too.

Let's head on towards Janice's room.

>>28940196
"Let's go to the room. I got treats for you."

>>28940196
Joke around with her, but have some of vodka, watch our intake.

"Why, if I didn't know better I'd think you were trying to get me drunk and take advantage of me."

Head to Janice's room, time to dole out chocolate.

>>28940239
This seems like a good option to take.

Your eyes widen, and then glance back towards the circle of friends. Thankfully it seems they aren't really paying much attention, or they kind of know what's happening. You don't know most of the people here, but then that happens at every party - whether you're going off with someone in particular or your brain's human recognition system simply fizzles and dies.

Whatever. 'A-are you trying to get me drunk, and take advantage of me?'

'Ruta,' Janice gives your butt a little squeeze as she goes on, 'he doesn't need to be drunk for you to do that.'

'Hey!'

'It's true,' she says. 'Come on.'

You straighten yourself up and lead the way for the long trek towards Janice's room, opening the door quietly. Outside, there's a cleaner, and Janice and Ruta wave at the old lady so you do so too. She smiles in response. That's nice.

'Is that what I think it is, Ruta?' Janice puts your hand on her own waist, but you move down a little as she fumbles with the lock. Mmm. Your hand's been here, and enjoys it. 'Another gift from your cousin?'

'My uncle managed to hook a Finnish girl, so there's a Vilja and Immi Park in Helsinki somewhere,' Ruta explains. 'And they got me this.'

Before you can ask, Janice opens the door and you're in the familiar place again. Ruta quickly goes to the coffee table, with a nimbleness that suggests sobriety, and sits down. You close the door meanwhile and greet Janice with a nice, long kiss, pushing against her tongue as she grips your head, making little, muffled sounds.

'That's nice,' she says, pulling away to let you kiss her face and forehead. She's lightly made up. 'Now for your treats.'

> What do/say now? Ruta's, uh, serving drinks you think.

>>28940324
Feed the girls chocolates. Drink some. Foreplay is best play, enjoy it to the fullest.

>>28940324
Offer up the alcoholic chocolates to go with the drinks, I suppose.

Apologize to Janice. Once again, she'll have to share on this occasion. But we'll do better not to neglect her this time.

>>28940343
>Apologize to Janice
Way to ruin a good mood and act like a social retard. Don't please.

>>28940343

Kissing and petting is the best apology.

Well, if she wants it, which she does.

>>28940355
Er, it was a joke? To allude to last time? When Janice had to share our gift to her (among other things) with Ivana?

>>28940324
"I also got you some treats. But you can go first."

Kiss Janice some more, be sure to pay attention to her neck and ears. Start feeling her up some, don't rush it, put on a bit of a show for Ruta.

When we get to the chocolates hand feed them to the girls, and take some for ourself.

>>28940370
>Apologize to Janice. Once again, she'll have to share on this occasion.
that doesn't seem like a joke. social retardation bells are getting louder.

>>28940394
Change the tone in your head.

Ruta watches as you and Janice waltz slowly towards the couch, her hands working on your shirt buttons. You're content to let her take the shirt off and toss it to one side before going on the attack yourself, hands slowly lifting her dress until you have her posterior in your hands. She's wearing black briefs again.

'So, the treat?' She says, kissing your chin, and then squeals when you push her down onto the couch, landing loudly but softly. Ruta turns and lets Janice rest her head on her lap, and you take the box of chocolates out of the bag. Pulling Janice's dress all the way up to bare her belly, you balance the box there, and Ruta giggles.

'Man, you say we're the ones to get you drunk,' she mutters, and then reaches to grab your arm, pulling you towards her into a one armed embrace. She's still grinning before her lips meet yours, soft and glossed and gently moving, giving you a few seconds to savour before she leaves and pours a shot.

'Oh god, Ruta, don't make him do this,' Janice laughs, the box of chocolates bouncing about slightly, and then jerks when you poke her ribs. 'HEY!'

'You have to, mate.' Ruta lets you see the stuff in the shot glass. It's... black. And it smells... slightly funny. Dubious. Dangerous. Well, why not?

> Roll d100. You have a -30 penalty.
> What do next, whatever the consequences?

Rolled 48

>>28940464
Oh shit, liver.

Rolled 48

>>28940464
> You have a -30 penalty.
O-okay. . .

Rolled 73

>>28940464
DICE GODS HEAR MY PLEA

Rolled 17

>>28940478
>>28940481
Thats nice.
48 get

>>28940464
>What do next.
Foreplay of course. Feed chocolate to each other.Lotsa kisses and touches and licks and ...

Rolled 13

>>28940478
>>28940481
>48
>48
wut

>>28940464
here goes nothing

Rolled 37

>>28940464
we really need to get a better liver, or do some martial arts training for our liver or something

Rolled 36

>>28940485
they are fickle tonight

>>28940464
A THOUSAND VIRGINS FOR A 100

Rolled 48

>>28940464

Rolled 14

>>28940509
fine then, no virgins for you dice gods

Rolled 29 - 30

>>28940464
Don't drink more until we're sure it won't impair us too much.

Give Ruta kisses while we grope and feel up Janice. Feed them both chocolate, avoid more alcohol ourself. Considering that Janice's is resting her head on Ruta's lap that means we'll be in a good position to massage Janice's feet, play with her ass, rub around her pussy not quite touching. And Ruta can play with her tits and do whatever else she wants to.

Pamper the hell out of Janice for now, but pay some attention to Ruta.

>>28940464
So what do we do next? Drunken kissing?

>>28940522
The dice gods giveth with one hand, and taketh away with another.

> 73, double 48s (-30): Oh blimey.

You look at Ruta doubtfully, and Janice is stifling a giggle even while you trail your fingers up and down her flanks and thighs lightly. 'You know, I had a lot of questions about what you do in school and which society you're in before we came here. Will this make me forget all the questions?'

'If you're weak, it might,' Ruta says. 'Right, Janice?'

'No, seriously now, don't-'

You take a sip. Hmm. It's a little saltYAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WHAT THE LIVING FUCKING FUCK IS FUCK FUCKING FINNISH SHIT FUCK YOU LITHUANIA FUCK FUCK FUCK

When you come to again, the first thing you do is glance at your watch and feel glad that only two minutes have passed, and the second is to look at the evil-smelling, black puddle on Janice's room floor. Oh god! Was that... that's liquorice, REALLY strong liquorice, with REALLY strong vodka, and REALLY strong... gunpowder or something.

The sounds of Janice and Ruta guffawing eventually come to you, and you glare at them - Janice with her dress bundled up under her tits, covering her face as she bends and contorts with laughter; Ruta leaning back and slapping the armrests. This... this calls for retaliation!

Rushing up, you snatch the box of chocolates dancing on Janice's belly and admire its movements for a moment before moving farther down to her legs. Distracted by laughing, Janice doesn't manage to stop you until you have both her feet pressed against the armrest and are licking and tickling away at them; but once you start doing that she squeals and grabs Ruta.

'Oh GOD HAHAHAHA HELP RUTA HAHAHA HALP HAAALP'

You give Ruta a look and she grins before reaching for Janice's dress. She gives a long wail, laughing and choking, and then the dress is rolled up off her arms and ends up on the floor. Ruta grins and grabs Janice's arms while you work your way up her struggling legs, calming them kiss by kiss while advancing. Your tickling turns into caresses, then massages.

> cont'd.

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>>28940478
>>28940481
>>28940510
>triple 48s

>>28940702
It must be some sort of sign....

>>28940670

Janice is quick to respond to your touches as you massage her firm, supple thighs, sliding up and down while you pepper the area around her briefs and hips with greedy little kisses. Lifting them, you continue kissing the underside of her legs, and then a little more to her lovely butt.

'Ahh, mmm, mmm,' Janice's movements slow as she tries to wriggle free of Ruta and grab you. But Ruta's hold is tight. She doesn't play with Janice, but simply giggles while watching you work the underwear off her butt.

Janice wiggles her hips, giggling again, and then slides the briefs off her left leg, placing it on your shoulder, revealing her lovely pussy to you. What with your caresses and kisses, she's already a little moist, and smiles invitingly.

'This all seems a bit quick,' Ruta says, leaning to look at Janice's womanhood as if it's a new bug or something. 'Hmmm. Also, I do history, and a bit of taekwondo.'

'Do you.'

'Try me, man,' she says.

> W-what do now?

>>28940702

> If anyone can give a convincing or amusing explanation for the Omen of the Triple 48s, I will consider it.

>>28940702
>>28940742
Thriple 48s. Three. Threesome. 48 is the year... Hell, i have no idea but i am sure something happened back 48.

>>28940732
put a chocolate on Janices clit and get Ruta to eat it off her

>>28940732
Let's try her then. It is not fair she is the only one fuly dressed in here.

>>28940742
>48
>4+8=12
>1+2=3
>3 some
>>28940732
>try her

>>28940732

"Sure, let's slow it down."

Torment Janice a little, rub around her, touch and lick and arouse everywhere.

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>>28940780
math checks out

>>28940732
"We will slow down then" Keep playing with janice but really slowly this time. Also get ruta in on it too. Feed her chocolate off of janice's tits.

>>28940742
Siddhartha Gautama sat under a tree for 48 days to acheive enlightenment and create Buddhism.

>>28940732
"Liberal arts degree and torrent fist."

Keep on teasing Janice, don't hurry it. Try to involve Ruta in it by placing chocolates on Janice for her to eat, and when we get a chance give Ruta some kisses and caresses.

>>28940780
And we're totally drunk. So this makes complete sense.

>>28940732
>Try me, man

AND SO WE SHALL!

Let's get Janice to pleasing the Little Master while we get to work on getting Ruta ready.

'Sure, I'll try you.' You finally open your box of chocolates, and then throw one into the air, only for Ruta to lean back relaxedly and catch it. Woah, okay, that's pretty cool.

Janice's hand grabs yours as you begin stroking and rubbing around her entrance, enjoying its warmth and wetness. 'Chocolate,' she says, and you feed her one. Ruta pulls the bra off her, finishing the little striptease, and you head for the nipples, going on a kissing tour around them and up Ruta's hand and arm. She's slightly hairy, but her skin is lovely and smooth.

'So, how do I try you?' You say, stroking her face while she strokes yours. Underneath, Janice's tongue is tickling you a little, and you take two chocolates and put them on her tummy. 'Go for them?'

'Sure.' As Ruta bends to pick the sweets off, you undo the halter and pull it away, then work on the halter bra under that as well. Janice moans at the sensation of Ruta licking liquor off her while you knead and massage her tits, kissing Ruta's back, feeling the line of her rib bones under the skin, down to the sides of her rather modest breasts.

Ruta lies back to give you proper access to her body, but then points downwards. Janice happily kisses you when you lower to meet her, pulling you hand down to her snatch.

> What do now? There's still plenty of chocolates. Ruta is laid back and being caressed, while Janice is really into it now. As your wet fingertips tell you.

>>28940896

Resist. Continue to tease Janice until she's crying out for it.

Ask Ruta to help.

>>28940921
this.

>>28940896
Yeesh. These girls.

Lie down and allow Janice to take on the Little Master in a one-on-one match, then have Ruta climb over our face so that we can pleasure them both simultaneously.

>>28940896
Continue to tease, and work them with our mouth and hands. We are dealing with 2 girls after all and there is one one of use so we need the advantage of getting them close before we go for the *final blow(s)*.

Put one chocolate in mouth and pass/kiss it along towards Ruta.

>>28940896
We only have so many hands. See if we can get the girls kissing each other and working on each other.

Tease Janice a bit more before we fuck her, we want her worked up and to feel like we've been paying proper attention to her.

>>28940921
>>28940952
>>28940947
>>28940948

ALL AT ONCE

Even though your hand is now poised at Janice's entrance, you try your best to refrain from exciting her too quickly. She moans out loud as you graze her nub, circling around it, and then whimpers when you move to stroke elsewhere again.

Ruta watches, grinning, her chest heaving slightly. 'So I guess you're doing her,' she says, moving slightly when you respond by stroking her ribs. 'Listen to her.'

'Shut up, Ruta, ahh!'

'Well, you could help me with her.' You shrug. 'Or we could figure out some arrangement and all of us can get our fun.'

'Dude, do you think this is some porn film? Focus on Janice, go on.' Ruta laughs, but then when you put a chocolate in your mouth and motion to her, she doesn't hesitate to lean forward and take it off you. Between your teeth the chocolate bursts, though, and you lick the brandy off each other, lingering round her jawline as she sighs.

And with that you go back to Janice. She takes a chocolate off your mouth as well, and then you choose to torment her further, enjoying her tanned, pleasured body all over. Ruta doesn't help, except to stroke Janice's face while you kiss downwards, upwards, clockwise...

'Oh, damn it, just fuck me,' she whimpers, thighs clamping around your hand. Ruta applauds at that.

> What do?
> If sex, Roll d100. You have a +35 bonus.

Rolled 23

>>28941115
R-r-rollin'!

Rolled 30

>>28941115

Rolled 60

>>28941115
Nice to see we don't have to worry about Ruta, then.

Rolled 85 + 35

>>28941115

>>28941115
>>28941142
>>28941149
>95+120
nice

Rolled 90 + 35

>>28941149
First time rolling in this quest, and I approve.

Rolled 61

>>28941149
Nice.

>>28941149
>>28941157
>120
>125
Excellent work, Little Master.

Rolled 99 + 35

>>28941157
>>28941149
My life is like complete now.

FOR THE LITTLE MASTER!
FOURTH MASTER SECRET TECHNIQUE!

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>>28941188
>and it keeps getting better

> 125, 120: S-success!

Having already tried it with Ivana earlier, you want to keep it calm and slow this time as well. But Janice has other ideas, and quickly sits up, turning to put her left leg on your shoulder and pulling you head-first towards her crotch again.

'Uh, how about-' but then you're within licking distance now so what the heck. Hands moving up to grip her tits, you try being a bit more playful on the third encounter between your face and Janice's womanhood, and she responds positively, hips moving to encourage you. Already heavily aroused, it doesn't take much sucking and nibbling and massaging before Janice gasps and comes, rubbing her fluids all over your face as she thrusts her hips and thrashes around in pleasure.

You pull away. Her black briefs are still hanging sexily on her right knee, and she brushes the hair behind her head before sliding off the couch to straddle you. Her eyes are misted with pleasure as she kisses you. Ruta is just eating the chocolate, meanwhile. 'Oh, the rum is nice. Did you get this downstairs?'

> cont'd.

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>>28941334
>mfw Forth Master' secret really was sex
>mfw we had to stop living with him because of his sex-capades

>>28941334

'Hey, they're... for Janice...' you gasp between kisses while Little Master is loosed. Janice then smiles and turns around, arching her back slightly and guiding your hands to her hips. 'You sure? So soon?'

Janice nods, and then lets out a whimper when you enter her. Both of you move slowly this time, having sated your immediate needs; you take the time to explore her back, massaging her muscles, feeling her insides squeeze and clench and quiver around you. Ruta leans in and feeds her a chocolate, then gives you one as well.

You reach around to grip Janice's breasts, lean forward against her, and Janice's arms reach backwards to stroke you as much as they can. It takes a few, pleasure-soaked minutes for both of you to feel the urge to move; she pushes against you, then yelps when you thrust deeper into her and begin moving in earnest. If you've neglected her the last time, this ought to make up for it.

'Oh god,' Janice whispers, eventually rising in volume as her movements become erratic. You clamp down on her breasts, seizing up as well, and she lets out a long, gasping cry as her inner walls coax you into orgasm, both of you writhing against each other in a tide of sensation that seems to last a whole day.

... nah, it lasted maybe 8 seconds. A good 8 seconds, though! You kiss Janice's back and shoulders and she shudders. Then both of you look up to see Ruta with a hand inside her skirt. 'What?'

Janice sputters and laughs and you like the feeling of her tits shaking in your hands.

> What do/say?

>>28941425
are those chocolates the only thing your going to eat?

that sounded terrible, also, our Little Master better be levelling up

>>28941447

What sounded terrible?

"Aren't you bored playing with yourself there?"

>>28941425
>Ivanna did the same thing
what is with chicks eating while watching us?

"So Ruta, try me?"

>>28941425
Well, nice to see that we've given you a good show. How about you do us one in return?

It'd give us some time to recover (damn refractory periods), anyway. And a little voyeurism is always kinky.

>>28941425
"I've never had a Half Lithuanian/Half Korean before..." -to Ruta

Kiss Janice
"Have you?" -to Janice

>>28941479
I like this one. A chance to catch our breath and recover would be good.

Make sure to give Janice some kisses and gropes as we're watching Ruta.

>>28941479
Agreed, I like the idea of a second wind. >>28941511
Also this.

'Aren't you bored playing with yourself?' You say. You're not letting Janice go, by the way, continuing to play with her tits and kiss her neck and face while she purrs in the afterglow.

'No, you were pretty hot.' Ruta takes her fingers away, glistening. 'But now you've stopped, so oh well.'

'Aww. No return performance? We gave you a pretty hot one, right?'

'Hmmm...' but then, even in your own afterglow, you can feel in your bones that something seems a bit off. Not with Ruta, and not with Janice, but in general. That thought of danger clouds your mind, dampening the excitement of groping Janice and of Ruta shrugging and pulling off her olive-green boxers. Wait, boxers?

Ruta, in the meantime, undresses fully. She's unshaven, fingers sliding through her curly hair, and then she takes the bottle of Finnish devil's urine and lies down, giggling. You watch her pour two capfuls of the stuff on her belly and chest, and look at you.

'Maybe it tastes a bit better served like this? It's good for the refractory period.'

'It *isn't*.' You sigh.

'Is too. Try me.' She lies back, offering those little mounds and soft skin to your attention. You kiss Janice for advice, but she just giggles.

> Go on then.
> Something's *wrong*. Investigate... somehow.
> Other.

>>28941552
> Something's *wrong*. Investigate... somehow.

>>28941552
>> Something's *wrong*. Investigate... somehow.
W-w-what's happening.

>>28941552
>> Something's *wrong*. Investigate... somehow.
"One sec, girls, my superhero instincts are tingling!"

>>28941552
>>28941570
Dick sense tingling! Oh no wait that's normal.
I don't want to touch that stuff again thou...

>>28941552
Be right back, something feels...wrong

>>28941552
>>28941570
"One sec, girls, my little master instincts are tingling, and not in the good way..."

>>28941552
>Go on then.
I's fine. Everything is fine. We can't just leave her like this right after asking for it, just because we had a bad feeling.

>>28941598
State concern of bad feeling but "Stay calm and Carry on"

>>28941552
>>28941613
We can play it off as us just being pretty drunk, so that they don't take it too seriously.

>>28941586
Changing mine to this >>28941598

Your senses are tingling, and not in the good way, even while you're gazing at two naked female bodies. 'Wait, wait, Ruta, Janice, do you hear that?'

'Hmm? What?' Ruta blinks. 'Come on, don't put it off-'

'Oh wait. Is that Ivana's room?' Janice quickly gets off you and sits up. It's not a soft sound, either; you can hear what sounds like a baseball bat. 'Holy shit,' she scrambles to get dressed.

'Hey, no, please clean this off me before you go,' Ruta says, gesturing at her body, and you sigh at having no choice. Perfunctory as your licking is, though, you do try to make Ruta comfortable, and the horrible liquor does taste a bit nicer when you're cleaning it off a pretty girl's soft flesh. You wipe the rest off with your hand, and Ruta sits up, by which time you've already grabbed your trousers.

Going to the door, you open it to see your worst fears. There's... seven, no, eight jocks, standing at the door to Ivana's, one of them holding a baseball bat and tapping at the door. Then, just as you watch, someone opens the door. Oh fuck, it's Karo!

'Hey, what- HEY!' A chorus of protests come from inside the room, as the leading jock shoves Karo back in and enters.

> ... oh fuck. You're topless, and one or two of the jocks have noticed you and are moving towards you too. They saw Janice.
> What do now??

>>28941621
I like this.
Plus room full of people near by. And now that I think about it who in their right minds would left 2 horny, willing, and able girls over a drunk feeling of "something bad".

>>28941636
close the door, but not before saying well be back to finish our business with Ruta, and say to the fags
"Gentlemen, I do believe you were not invited to the party, please move along."

and do it as condescending as possible to make them slip up when they inevitably start teh fight

>>28941636
"Janice, you and Ruta go inside and lock the door, call the cops."

Then rush the jocks, they're big, they're strong, but they don't usually know how to fight.

>>28941636
Tell one of the girls to call police.
Prepare to defend women and get them the hell out of there.

>>28941636
that baseball bat, it must be ours

appropriate it and teach the jocks how to properly use it

>>28941636
It's go time. Tell Janice to get back into her room, lock the door, and call the police.

Time to fight.

>>28941663
We may want to make use of our routes properly. Wings Route makes it easier for us to fight against multiple opponents. Void Route lets us defend and attack simultaneously.

>>28941672
Yeah, let's work on disarming that guy first. They'll probably get cocky if we let them surround us, so we'll be able to exploit the situation to get them to knock into each other. It's easy enough to brawl one and one, but if you're not used to fighting in a group, you'll just get in each other's way.

>>28941660
>>28941663
>>28941664
Fight dirty, go for throats, gouge eyes, kick balls, bite ears, trip and leg sweeps, use furniture as weapon,s but since we are in hallway we won't have to deal with all of them at once. But we should incapacitate them quickly to avoid getting outnumbered.

>>28941684
As far as I was aware, the routes are passive, they just happen.

>>28941660
Too late for that, the fight's already started, we just aren't in it yet.

>>28941684
>>28941636
Ah! Idea! Try to get them to group up all around us. If we're lucky, the guy with the baseball bat may just end up hitting his own guys, which means less work for us.

>>28941703
Well, they happen in the right situation. Void is totally passive, but Wings is about defending against flanking attacks (from our sides or behind us).

>>28941690
Actually, the hallway is the exact setup we'd want for this sort of thing. Limits the number of opponents who can effectively engage us, and hampers overhead bat swings.

>>28941710
The guy with the baseball bat is already inside the room, we're only dealing with two of them right now, the rest are still at the door or entering the room.

>>28941636
>>28941722
Ah, yes, I realized that upon re-reading the post. Well, let's deal with these two as quickly as we can.

Our main advantage is that we can move quickly. So like we did back during our job against the birthday boy, we should quickly evade their strikes to move to their sides, where we can strike at their flanks and try to disable them.

'Call the cops.' You mutter.

Then you quickly push Janice back into the room before closing the door behind you, loud enough to gain the attention of the five people still outside the room. Inside Ivana's, people are already trying to talk to the intruders, but then suddenly there is a shout.

'Oh god, Greg!'

'What the fuck, you!'

Just then, three of the people in the hallway charge towards you, and the details of your fighting stances come into play as you lean towards one side of the hallway, closing off the routes of approach. Sure, it closes your escapes too, but you're in a dead end anyway...

> There are now three coming at you, though probably just one or two can attack at any one time.
> Roll 2d100 for your passive Routes.

> Previously a 99 was rolled, which can be used in the fight. Or you can save it for the post-fight deal with Ruta, if you're a cocky little bastard.

> How do you deal? They're all pretty bulky dudes, more the football sort perhaps...

>>28941636
Tell Janice to call the security, maybe Ruta might provide backup. "What was that thing about trying your taekwondo?"

Rolled 23, 32 = 55

>>28941747
> Previously a 99 was rolled, which can be used in the fight. Or you can save it for the post-fight deal with Ruta, if you're a cocky little bastard.
save it, Little Master is a cocky big bastard.

> How do you deal? They're all pretty bulky dudes, more the football sort perhaps...
let them throw the first punch and counter, use their momentum against them

>>28941747

Rolled 12, 63 = 75

>>28941747
Save the roll, Little Master will be pleased and good luck and prosperity will grace us

Rolled 24, 75 = 99

>>28941747
Let's use it now. Duty before pleasure.

Go for their knees. Remember how Anna's "friend" kicked the back of our legs? Yeah. Let's do that.

Rolled 66, 63 = 129

>>28941747

Use dat 99 for the fight.

Rolled 49, 39 = 88

>>28941747
>>28941771
god I'm stupid right after I wake up

Rolled 19, 3 = 22

>>28941747
Roll.

Rolled 87, 45 = 132

>>28941747
So we're tied for whether or not we should use the 99. Guys. Consensus?

Rolled 94, 12 = 106

>>28941747
Use 99 for fight
Kick first to knock all three down.

Plus I doubt we will be banging anyone after such a "traumatic experience".

>>28941800
Never mind, then. Tie gone.

Rolled 74, 47 = 121

>>28941806
awww, little master gone be little...

>>28941800
>Plus I doubt we will be banging anyone after such a "traumatic experience".
she does taekwondo, it will more likely get her hot for us...

>>28941853
Yes, yes, true.

But we can always reroll. And we have +35 bonus to that stuff anyway.

Let's just focus on winning the battle in front of us.

> 99, 94: Brilliant success!

They come towards you, but then quickly spread out again, belatedly seeing what you've done by pressing yourself close to the wall. Looking at each other to nerve themselves up, the two on the sides then come at you together.

The first guy tries to punch you, but you dodge under it and wind him up with a quick counterpunch that intercepts his fist even as it impacts against his neck. Then, a little off-timing, the second guy to your left attempts a running takedown.

... A running takedown. Aimed at a guy, just in front of a wall. Once you see it, it's easy as hell to dodge, and even to sweep away his outstretched arm with your Wings stance, directing both arms and head towards the wall with such force that the whole thing shudders when he crashes into it.

'FUCK!' The guy on your right says, but he doesn't get to say more since you quickly slug him in the face, driving him back against the two jocks who hung back. And that's when the third guy comes right at you, raising his foot only to slam it into the wall as well, and then grabbing your arm and pulling you into a huge, wound-up punch.

But that's not the worst thing. The worst thing is, you can already hear yelling from the stairwell. They've got reinforcements.

> Roll d100!

Rolled 29

>>28941889
Blargh. Why did they decide to attack now.

Rolled 25

>>28941889
Fourth Master hear our prayers!

Rolled 34

>>28941889

Rolled 12

>>28941889
LITTLE MASTER SAVE US

Rolled 79

>>28941889

COME ON!

Rolled 60

>>28941889
oh god these rolls, we are terrible at fighting and awesome at sex, and we can't sex our way out of this

OR CAN WE?

Rolled 53

>>28941889
So the 99 was used?

>>28941937
Ah, we got a 79. Good enough.

Rolled 99

>>28941889

>>28941937
Thank you, you sir are a gentleman and a scholar.

Rolled 59

>>28941941
Looks that way.
>>28941889

>>28941954
Oh god, another 99. How lovely to look at.

What is up with these dubs we keep getting. They're crazy.

>>28941954
did wabbo done good
?

>>28941969

Thank you wabbo.

>>28941954
Hi there. Where were you three minutes ago?

>>28941969
We'll induct you into a special club where the high rollers hang out.

>>28941973
>>28941974
>>28941979
utthank you
wabbo is happy that we get to beat upt he bad guys

>>28941861
>And we have +35 bonus to that stuff anyway.
That was depending on the situation, the mood was kinda ruined with thugs, but she could get hot again knowing we just took out a dozen people.

> Saved by two good final rolls.
> 79, 60: Kind of success!

You can't really dodge, seeing as he's grabbed you, so the only way is to strike back; shifting your weight and straightening your spine, you send your fist smacking against the attacker's nose, which makes him back away but also drag you along.

'Shit,' he says, stumbling back as he trips over his own friend. You barely manage to free yourself from his grip when suddenly an arm goes around your throat, another around your chest, and you suddenly find yourself caught in a sleeper hold. Oh fuck!

'You little CUNT!' The guy behind you yells, but more urgently, your air and circulation are being cut off. You gasp and cough, and then- oh fuck, he's lifting you off your feet! Oh Fuck, FUCK, you can't breathe, oh god, oh fuck your lungs are burning and you can't... it's not working...

The other guy who hung back now rushes up and gives you a kick in the stomach, which knocks much of the rest of your air out, and your eyes bulge at the choking. They're not gonna fucking *kill* you, are they!? Oh god, why did this happen? You were fucking a cute rollerblader about five minutes ago! But-

Then suddenly your feet touch ground again, and the arms lift from you as you fall to your knees. Looking up, you see the guy who kicked you blinking and staring behind you. Then you glance back to see a girl, with lightly brown skin, stamping one foot into the side of your choker's ankle.

'WAAAAAAAAAAAH!' The guy wails in agony. You heard it crack. The foot is now lying on its side against the floor, completely out of whack with the rest of the leg. She's... she's broken his ankle...

'Holy shit!' The guy backs off a bit, and then you hear the people coming up the stairwell into the walkway. Are they all fucking drunk or something?

> What do? Attack as many as you can, or let the girl handle them?
> ... holy *fuck*, she snapped his ankle in two by stamping on it!

Rolled 54

>>28942041
Take the guys coming. Thank the girl.

>>28942041
Thank the girl for the save, even though we don't know who she is. Ask her if she'll be fine handling all the guys who are coming up the stairwell herself? Because we gotta rush in and take care of their leader with the baseball bat quickly.

Rolled 30

>>28942041

Take the guy facing us, then go into the room. Leave the rest to the girl.

>>28942041
Check if everything is allright in Ivana's room, track the guy with the bat an possibly take the bat before reinforcements arrive. The rest can wait

>>28942041
Work with her, right now we are mostly defensive Because of the skills/routes we have taken. So I guess we fight/aggro them while girl finishes them off. We are a man, act like one.

>>28942083
I can agree on us quickly knocking out the guy before we head into the room to help out everyone else at the party. A quick sucker punch to knock him out while he's still freaking out over his friend's broken ankle.

>>28942106

> I need 2d100s: one for the guy in front of you, and one for the baseball bat person in Ivana's room.

> You can already hear a brawl going on in Ivana's, actually...

Rolled 65, 2 = 67

>>28942119
wabbo will save day

Rolled 74, 77 = 151

>>28942119
Yeesh. Dice gods have mercy.

>>28942137
Oh, nice. Looks like we're safe for now, in terms of rolls. It's a relief when we don't have to wait for the last few rolls to know whether or not we've succeeded.

>>28942137
Prayers answered.

>>28942135

Thankfully day is saved

Rolled 81, 63 = 144

>>28942119
Go, go, go Green Dragon.

Rolled 52, 51 = 103

>>28942162
Yes, yes. Better and better rolls!

Rolled 97, 25 = 122

>>28942119
Roll!

>>28942190
UNF! Nice.

A 97 to go with that lovely 81.

> 74, 77 vs. 12, 72: Victory! Then a draw!

Given how shocked the guy is at how the girl broke an ankle, it doesn't take much for you to knock him out; you're on him before he can react, and a punch to the solar plexus followed by another to the temple does reasonably well. Before you let him drop, though, the girl shoves you aside and, holding the dazed guy's head, rams it into the other wall. Which is solid concrete.

Dude, that's a little... 'um, thanks,' you say to her. She's got shoulder-length hair, slightly curly at the ends. Very cute, actually. 'Can you take them?'

You gesture behind you, then look. Oh fucking hell, there's... six or seven of them. But the girl simply nods and then runs up, getting into a stance you always thought was kind of only for movies - her back arched outwards, shoulders drawn in, her entire body coiling like a spring. Then her hands curled before her, extending one finger each, carving little circles in the air.

... Praying Mantis? Seriously?! Oh fuck, no time to think, fighting to do!

> cont'd.

>>28942230
So what about the 81 and 97? Will you consider them for a different time?

>>28942230
Brutal. I'm falling in love.

Could she perhaps be.....that classmate of Janine's that went missing? Gawsh. I thought she'd be a lot meeker.

>>28942255

> For 2 die rolls, the highest *total* is taken.
> The 97 will be considered though.

>>28942266
Ah, alright. For a while now, I just thought you were picking the highest out of the 2 per 2d100.

>>28942230
wabbo say we fight defensively and give ninja-girl a chance to save the day
plus we look stronk and maybe wrangle four-way with ninja-girl

>>28942282
Er. You don't need to talk like that man. It's actually a bit grating, to tell you the truth.

>>28942299
Fine, but I still stand by the four-way option.

>>28942299
"A bit"?

>>28942230

You quickly rush into the room, where a fucking free for all is taking place, and quickly lock on to the guy with the baseball bat just as he turns and smashes one of Ivana's bookcases, laughing a little drunkenly as he does so. His side is turned to you, then, so without hesitation you attack; but despite his apparent intoxication, he does see you.

Your first swipe misses him, and he blocks your second punch with his bat - oww - before kicking you back. 'You little fag,' he grunts, and swings at you, missing the first and second time, before you are forced to block on the third attempt. The impact, even when cushioned by both arms and your body, stings like hell as it slams into your side.

But at least you have his bat now! Holding it with one hand, you slap his face, which makes him back away and let go; then you turn the bat around and are about to attack him when you hear one, then another blood-curdling scream outside.

'What the fuck is that?' You back away, out of striking distance, and turn to the other three who're in the now-thrashed room. Two of them had Greg in a hold, but now they've let him go. Then there is another scream, and all of you go out, just in time to see someone try to punch the girl in the hallway.

The straight punch simply brushes above her shoulder, but she replies first by a palmstrike to the jaw, so hard you swear you saw a tooth fly; then, gripping the jock's elbow and shoulder, she simply twists slightly to her right. The arm, already braced, doesn't stand a chance, snapping like a twig at the elbow.

'FUCK! RUN! RUN!'

They run towards the girl, who then turns to them, a fearsome glow in her eyes...

> What do/say? She might destroy them - she's already severely injured several people!

>>28942338
Call their attention. Tell them to look at the guys on the floor. They have broken teeth. Some guys have broken arms and ankles. Time for them all to get out of dodge.

Except for the leader. Knock him out and keep him around for the police.

>>28942338
>Let her, then bring her chocolates afterward

>>28942338
Say "Somebody is inclined to put an end to as much sport careers as they can..." loud enough for everybody to hear, make our craziest grin "Count me in" and rush into the brawl swinging the bat. Should be enough for everyone present to reconsider their action

>>28942338
>>28942377
It's best if we don't let this escalate any further. We don't want to make this incident any worse.

>>28942338

Hold her back. She's broken, what, four or five limbs?

"You guys really ought to fuck off."

>>28942338
"You guys sure you want to rush towards that girl? From the looks of it, i wouldn't be surprised if one of you end up dead."

>>28942393
>"Somebody is inclined to put an end to as much sport careers as they can..."
These are footballers right? i forgot about that, i like it, go with this.

>>28942426
And basket players, is my guess. My guess is those fags value their precious ankles even more...

>>28942407
They attacked us first, it's lawful self-defense. You've got the bat, go to town, then give ninja girl some chocolate.

>>28942393
I kinda like it, along with the associated one-liners.

"Looks like you're going pro... AT GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED!"

>>28942338
Let girl deal with rest of guys, check on the Ruta, Janice, Greg, and Ivana.

>>28942479
Do you not know what excessive means? We could get charged for that. It's easier to explain away a few guys having broken limbs due to drunken shenanigans. But an entire team?

No, better to try and disperse everyone now. Be responsible, not vengeful.

>>28942338

Good luck, nerds. Now might be a good time to either get a story straight or get the fuck out before the cops come.

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>>28942481
I was going for the psychopath route, but that's great too