Peter Parker Quest, Issue #43>MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS, The Finale>Rules: http://pastebin.com/w5G3aG3Y>Character sheet: http://pastebin.com/q1AqTT5h>My twitter: https://twitter.com/QuestOpCosgrove>Archives: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Peter%20Parker%20Quest>Story Arc database: http://pastebin.com/fR0Z1SNKThe wind is rushing past you and, even with your thermals on, you feel the chill. New York is relatively quiet in comparison to normal and the snow is falling. It’s the afternoon, but as it’s winter, the days turn to night much more quickly. Scanning the area- you see nor hear any major commotion, but you notice that as you get closer, there’s people nearby- and you think you see helicopters incoming.Keeping their distance, but ever watchful as they see something that is beyond belief.There’s no fires out of control, no giant damage, but you can see, clearly, Johnny’s blonde hair as he fights fire with fire, literally, against a girl seemingly made of the stuff. There’s a red haired girl that’s looking around- probably looking for Sue. And then, intermittently appearing and disappearing in puffs of smoke to attack Johnny- a figure wrapped in heavy clothes, looking a bit singed.Johnny’s looking like he’s on his last legs.>Land, intervene.>SPIDER-MAN KICK>Try to douse the Human Candle>wait for Gwen>write in
>>30023421>Land, intervene.Gotta backup Johnny now before he goes out.
>>30023421>SPIDER-MAN KICK
>>30023421>Land, intervene.
>>30023421Hop down in between all parties, getting ready to dodge. "Guys, guys, I'm sure there's a perfectly good reason to start bringing flamethrowers and magic to a turf war, but you're about to have a battle royale in the middle of a subway. Might want to not blow up somewhere people could walk through, yeah?"
>>30023490FUCK MUTIES
>>30023421>>Try to douse the Human CandleWe can handle Kurt, but Rogue is gonna do some damage if she isn't put out.
Rolled 16>>30023421>>Land, intervene.
>>30023421>>wait for Gwenif things go out of control>SPIDER-MAN KICK
>>30023421>>SPIDER-MAN KICKfuck these muggas
>pic VERY related So right now we are at the happening superhuman battle, lets look at the scale of sytuation from OOC point of view.One side we have Peter, Gwen, Jhonny, Sue and as back-up Felicia + Stella to help out from shadowsThe other side (right now) we have Jean, Rogue and Nightcrawler BUT other X-men will most likly show up (either by getting teloported by Nightcrawler or by flying themselfs)Other peeps that may likly show up in crossfire: Sandman, Anya Corazon, Reed + Ben, Antman + Waspand these who most likly not drop in but im still going write them down: Magneto (or his mutants), Dr Doom (because his bros are in danger), Shield (well...they will show up at some point anyway but mostlikly not durning the fight),Dr Strange (hey this event is like a free adverising for magic stuff), Iron Man/War Machne, Carnage, Any GoblinYep, looks like a lot of people going to be slap around on the chrismasday.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_rGoaeMfWY
In before Jean mind shreds us and everyone else.
>write inlook for Sue, she is in deeper shit since she cant fight them with her defensive powers (dose she even have energy shields?).
>>30023421Land, intervene.
Rolled 13>>30023421>>Try to douse the Human Candle
>>30023421"Okay folks, line on up. If you're dead set on endangering my friends and THE GENERAL PUBLIC, let's go somewhere a little quieter and you can line up for a spider-foot up your asses"
Sue is singlehandely the most powerful member of the F4.
>>30023421>SPIDER-MAN KICKWHY HALLO THAR JEAN.
Hey Cosgrove, if Jean Grey dies during the course of this Quest, will she stay dead?
>>30023703Nice.
>>30023720Sure, but this is Sue with very little practice using her powers, not mastered powers Sue.
>>30023732>Hey Cosgrove, if Jean Grey dies during the course of this Quest, will she stay dead? That's an interesting question.
>>30023732X-men come back more than Jesus
>>30023720Are we talking the general FF? Because if not, I'm going to have to say Ghost Rider takes it.
>>30023421Intervene
>>30023421>Johnny’s looking like he’s on his last legs.>wait for Gwen>write inhe is obviously hurt,just get him somehere safe and wait for Gwen
>>30023780Well, looks like there's only one way to find out.
>>30023421> SPIDER - MAN KICK!
>>30023824GR's powerset has conditionsthat World War Hulk tie in is a prime example
Even our Peter I think would enter a fight in which a group of super powered people have randomly attacked two of his friends with a hail of kicks and punches well before questions.This isn't a "hey break it up" situation. This is a "kick fuck these thugs then ask questions" situation.
Cosgrove, I love this Quest because you're actually making sense out of the Marvel Universe.
>>30023732>>30023812>>30023854The only person who stays dead in Marvel is Uncle Ben.
>writing
>>30023421>>SPIDER-MAN KICK
>>30023923We must give Uncle Ben the Phoenix Force, then we'll never have to worry about him dying and staying dead.What could possibly go wrong?
>>30023972>Phoenix Force>Not the Power CosmicIt's like you don't want Silver Surfer Uncle Ben.
"Alright guys, cool your jets. And lady, I don't make a habit of hitting on hot women, but I think I'll make an exception if I'm forced to,"
>>30024049As much I would like to go this way the >>30023920 and >>30023847 points out that we are at Fight or Flight situation.
I hope our suit is thick enough for Rogue's powers not to work on us...
>>30024128Yea i think we're fine. Rouge needs direct skin-skin contact.
Rolled 18>>30024157Unless she burns it off...
>>30024157how did she got Johnny power if he was covered up due to winter?unless Johnny was touch in the face, didn't have gloves or Rouge power got more range.How she gets powers anyway? Johnny isn't a Mutant, he a Mutane or shit.
>>30024203They shake hands. Than she started to lose control over the fire powers and Johnny freak out.
>>30024203She doesn't just take mutant powers, she takes any powers as well as memories or a person's energy or life.
>>30024227Did Johnny got gloves?Shit Johnny, this is why you always use protection!
>>30024259He didn't read the posters in hygiene class. No glove, no love.
>>30023421>>Land, intervene.
>>30024259He had gloves; rogue took off hers and brushed Johnny's wrist.
It’d best to land and intervene- if Johnny has to start going fire-man, things could get dangerous. Besides, what’s the worst that can happen?"Okay folks, break it up! If you kids don’t stop endangering THE GENERAL PUBLIC, I swear I will turn this car right around!”Landing in the middle of the street, you notice there’s an immediate shift in everyone’s actions- firstly- Johnny’s face to turns to one of terror as the Red Haired girl turns towards you.“What are you doing here?! That girl can read mind-”He’s interrupted as the girl who seems to be on fire sends out another, stronger burst of fire. You heart speeds up as the redhead looks over at the cloaked figure, who vanishes into smoke with a loud ‘bamf!’ The girl’s eyes narrow. “So, -who -”Before you can even hear her words- you Spider-sense blares loudly- painfully- blocking out whatever she was saying as it becomes all-consuming overpowering you entirely.>roll willpower
Rolled 18>>30024433any modifiers?
>>30024433WHAT THE ROLL MODIFIER?
Rolled 2>>30024433shiiiit
Rolled 7>>30024433Just base d20?
>>30024453>>30024454Shit- post got cut off- 1d20+4.
Rolled 11 + 4>>30024433Look at your freaking character sheet
Rolled 8 + 4>>30024433
Rolled 16>>30024468Anon. It wasn't a fucking 1.Don't erase that 2.>>30024433
Rolled 16 + 4>>30024433>>30024478
>>30024468>2stappit
Rolled 15 + 4>>30024433I am Bruce Wayne
>>30024496AH HELL YES MOTHER FUCKER
>>30024496Nicely done Anon.
Rolled 8>>30024433
>>30024433>What are you doing here?!>YOU CALLED ME!Johnny, your powerset certainly doesn't include super memory.
>>30024516 inb4 the actually DC is 25
Rolled 6 + 4>>30024478here goes nothing
>>3002449620 is good enough, right? Right?
>>30024534Sue called Peter, than she either dropped the phone or got knocked out.
>>30024496>Peter "Thank god I browsed /b/ last night" ParkerEat it Jean.
>>30024540Implying that Spiderman after the future past shit would fall to simple mind readingALSO, START USING SPOILERS. REMEMBER THAT JENN IS A MIND READER. USE ANTI MIND READING PROTOCOLS(Also Anti-Deadpool protocols)
>>30024578Oh man that makes sense... And im not just hopping on the latest trend so people will think im cool
>>30024573well the death of FutureFlash and CarnageGwen is pretty much /b/ + /x/ level of creepy/gore stuff
>>30024433Quick! Imagine her Naked!
are your helmets on children?
>>30024632No Mr. Erik... /group of children
>>30024578Eh, it's young Jean, so unless her blocks are removed or Cos made her optimized, she isn't that good a telepath yet. It's the professor we'd have to be worried about....who is probably watching this go down and is shaking his head while holding the bridge of his nose.Perhaps doing the Picard double face palm.
>>30024657http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlta9iFxQE4http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7qpXdbOh04
>>30024632If Magneto shows up he'll shove that metal hat straight through your brain.
>>30024609Seriously though, Anything that can get us a edge against a fucking mindreader is important.
>>30024736>tin foil>magnetic
>>30024736>Mags can kill you with a scap of tinfoil less than a millimeter long.He's one of the scariest things in Marvel U as far as I'm concerned.Maybe he's a little more chill here, but I'm not counting on it.In any case if it gets out that these guys are mutants and attacked national celebrities Johnny and Sue Storm in broad daylight on Christmas; that is beyond a PR nightmare for them.
Staggering, you grab your head and force yourself to breath- pushing it back like a bad headache as you force yourself to focus-Looking around- you see Johnny gritting his teeth, arm on fire, as he punches the girl, sending her flying back with a burst of flames. The redheaded girl is holding at her nose as blood pours down it profusely, as she looks like she’s in pain. It’s about this point that you hear a ‘BAMF’As several figures, in a blue and yellow set of jumpsuits appear. One’s got some sort of Geordi La Force visor, another’s a large, blue furry-animal-man-thing. Another’s a man that seems to be trying to be the fit version of frosty the snowman, and another’s a girl with a fashion sense that reminds you of someone from the 80’s with those pink sunglasses.They don’t look friendly.You hear a voice whisper in your ear- Sue’s voice- “Johnny and I aren’t doing well. We can’t get away with that teleported around, though. You have any ideas?”>Spider-kick (who?)>Hey, how's it go-go-Spidey-WEBBING! (who?)>stall for time>Continue to try to be diplomatic>write in
>>30024802You realize that Adamantium isn't magnetic and Magneto can fuck with that just fine, right?
>>30024817>Continue to try to be diplomaticit's like stalling, but could also fix problems
>>30024817>Continue to try to be diplomatic"Will you people -please- stop trying to kill eachother?"
>>30024817>Continue to try to be diplomatic"HAHAHA OK NO SERIOUSLY LETS MAYBE TALK." (I feel like I stepped into an episode of JI Joe)
>>30024817>>Continue to try to be diplomatic"soooo... anybody want to tell me what the heck is going on?!?!"
>>30024817AH SHIT.THE X MEN ARE HERE. TAKE OUT THE TELEPORTER WITH THE WEB>KICK COMBO.GTFO THEN. WE CAN'T FIGHT THE WHOLE X MEN AS NEWB SPIDERMAN
>>30024817>continue trying to be diplomatic>"Would everyone please stop trying to kill each other!"
Rolled 5>>30024817>diplomaticwhy not"WHY THE HELL ARE WE FIGHTING AGAIN?"dice roll attatched because I'm finishing uni stuffplease use roll as my life is busy as hell, whether hi or lowthank you
So now that everybody knows there are entire groups of people with powers, i wonder how long until the sentines will become a thing in this universe>>30024817>write inGrab Storms and gtfo from there, to Latveria ebassy
>>30024817>Cyclops is hereFUCKNow we can shift into panic mode.
>>30024817>Continue to try to be diplomatic'Now let's not do anything rash here, i came because my friend here was in danger. I'd prefer we end things peacefully before things get even more out of control.
>>30024817>>Spider-kick the furry blue dudeSorry Kurt.
>>30024817>>Continue to try to be diplomatic"Wow... there's... a lot of you now. Why don't we try talking this out like civilized people? By the way, I didn't punch her, that was a spontaneous nosebleed."
>>30024817>stall for time>diplomanceWhisper for Sue to grab Johnny and go while we stall
>>30024882NO.BAD IDEA.LAST THING WE NEED IS TO PUT SHIT ON DOOM TABLE.WE TAKE THE LONGER ROUTE, INVISIBLE AND THEN WE GO TO DOOM
>>30024817>>Continue to try to be diplomaticStall for time. If Gwen and Felicia make it here, we'd have a better chance.
>>30024885>>30024892>>30024878>>30024876>>30024851>>30024850DAMMIT, THIS IS A TIME FOR ACTION, COMBAT IS ALREADY IN PROGRESS.>>30024817>Hey, how's it go-go-Spidey-WEBBING! (Beast)
>>30024912...So why not pick the "Stall for time" option?
>>30024817I swear that if they attempt to fuck spiderman over, they will REGRET it.
>>30024817>Continue to try to be diplomaticGet Johnny and Sue to try to stay behind us."CAN I MAKE A SUGGESTION THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE VIOLENCE, OR IS THIS THE WRONG CROWD FOR THAT?"
Also, before I forget,SPECTACULAR, SPECTACULAR SPIDER-THREAD!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7E6u4exsZk(Heroics imminent Time)
>>30024817>Continue to try to be diplomaticOkay, metagaming but the best way to defeat the Xmen is to get Beast on our side, if we can get talking to him then we can get this resolved.
>>30024817Our reaction to mind reading: A brief bout of nausaMindreader's reaction: SPIDERSSPIDERSSPIDERSSPIDERSSPIDERSSPIDERSSPIDERSSPIDERSSPIDERSSPIDERS
>>30024912>>30024926And then Jean calls us on it the second we open our mouth and we eat a facefull of punches from the punch dimension.
>>30024885>>30024892>>30024878>>30024876>>30024851>>30024850Huh guys.THEY ATTACK JOHNNY AND SUE.THE TIME OF TALKING IS FUCKING OVER.
>>30024926Mindreader.
>>30024923why not semi diplomatic (via wisecrack) while stringin mutants up with our new SUPER STRONG WEBBINGeg: "So why are we fighting again" while stringing up the muscular guy.
>>30024817why running away inn't an option? We are in obviously inferior position with multiple hostile dudes with power and no buck up (yet)>>30024911Dosen't mater, diplomatic immunity. Xmen can suck on Dooms shiny shoes ther is now way they will risk an possible arrest by breaking in to embassy.
>>30024817>>Continue to try to be diplomatic"I already have enough costumed dudes to deal with. You better have a very good reason for this."
>>30024954Point, whoever they are they're here in force.Changing my vote to casting a wide webbing and Spider kicking...Geordi fan, because I don't like the cut of his jib.
>>30024961we already temporarily incapacitated her
>implying Pete needs back upthey're lucky Peter is such a peace loving guy
>>30024817Web Jubilee and Cyclops together, web cyclops' visor.Godddamit Combat has started fools, we gotta grab the initiative
>>30024986>That was Johnny knocking a bitch out cold.
>>30024972That's a pretty good compromise, I can get behind this.
>>30024979Bank that one for once we've actually got a discussion going.Stern disappointment is best used when the blood's stopped pumping quite so much and it can be shortly followed by Xavier's stern disappointment.
>>30024961See>>30024949
>>30024980>Point, whoever they are they're here in force.And its not to our advantage.We can attempt to parlay for abit to try and calm the situation down before we start fighting against a stacked deck.
>>30024817>>30024954>Hey, how's it go-go-Spidey-WEBBING! (who?)I say we use our strong webbing on the teleporting guy with the funny accent. He's a nuisance.Then strong web Visor Man's freaky sunglasses. They don't look right.
guys, play time is over >>30024954
>>30024817> wisecrack to by time, then strong web Beast and jubilee together
>>30024980>>30024954>>30025009Remember, this isn't just about Johnny and Sue. Our fights with Hobgoblin nearly got a lot of people hurt. More foes on a similar power level and a crowd (and approaching helicopters) doesn't bode well for the public's safety.Remember, we're Peter goddamned Parker. Violence is NOT the first and only solution when there's other possibilities on the board.
My my it looks like you've gotten yourself into quite a fix. The last time I saw a clusterfuck this big involving a redhead it didn't go so well... http://x-men.wikia.com/wiki/Beasthttp://x-men.wikia.com/wiki/Jean_Greyhttp://x-men.wikia.com/wiki/Cyclopshttp://x-men.wikia.com/wiki/Jubileehttp://x-men.wikia.com/wiki/Roguehttp://x-men.wikia.com/wiki/Nightcrawlerhttp://x-men.wikia.com/wiki/IcemanTry not to die now! Bye bye.
>>30024990Spider-man can show what a superhuman with precog, super genius mind and gadgets can do.
>>30024817>Spider-Kick NightcrawlerGotta get Sue and Johnny out of here before things get even more out of hand.
I'm kinda hoping that when Jean went to read our minds all she got was The Other.PREY!Also we need to start talking to Doom about this magic shit. Not just because mystic spider would be awesome but also because Peter now has first hand experience with this shit and he was completely out of his league. He would want to learn how to handle basic magic shit so that he can avoid that situation ever happening again. I mean look at all the gadgets he builds to take out one specific threat. Learning magic to handle magic is just another gadget
>>30024817>>Continue to try to be diplomatic
>>30024817>Web iceman into FIRE!Rogue, strong web over Cyclops visor
>>30024817 >>Continue to try to be diplomatic
>>30025048Where the hell have you been? Does your return herald...dare I hope it!?
>>30025053>kicking the guy that can teleportAlso, they tried escaping. No good when someone can read minds.Hey! How about we shoot white sticky stuff on Jean's face? That way she can't tell the others our location when Sue's invisible.>>30025068Holy fuck, this is a good idea!
>>30025080We can only hope
>>30024954That's the main issue.If we can figure out WHY they're attacking it could help. We've already established ourself as a protector of New York.If they think they're doing the right thing, they'd make an appeal to us
>>30025058While I will never consider unlocking the hidden powers of the arcane "just another gadget", you have a point about covering our asses from magic.
>>30025048I wonder if we're ever going to get back to bleach quest.I have a feeling the answer is no
>>30025058At the rate we're going we'll be Spider-Doom soon enough. Still the Iron Spider or the Armored Spider is a good investment. If we become Doom-Spider or Spider-Doom... well us and Doom will be bros for life.
>>30025093We gotta calm them down first. And we can only do that to a bunch of impulsive teenagers quickly by getting them hogtied with webs.
>>30024817>Web Iceman into Rogue, strong web over Cyclops visorLets go with this plan. The time for words has ended
>>30025098Maybe "just another gadget" is a little harsh but to a scientific mind like Peter's he would most likely consider it another valuable skill to add to his arsenal.Plus we have DOOM to teach us, how could that ever go wrong
>>30025068This is a very good idea.Face shotting to blind is also a good idea... well except against cyclops, but we don't know that yet.To be honest, Beast + Nightcrawler = instadeath, and nightcrawler won't be able to teleport where he can't see without risking too much (eg teleporting into a wall).
>>30025080You can only draw so many dicks on Aizen's face with that She-ho-en girl before it starts to get old.... buuuut I wouldn't get your hopes up. At least not yet.
>>30025132well this doom is epic doom
>>30025068>>30025116These.>>30025138Webbing Nightcrawler's eyes is also a fantastic idea. We may not know how his teleportation works, but hell, we at least know it would make things a shitton harder for him.
>>30025110>Man of Doomed Spiders
>>30025138Just wait until all this Nightcrawling teleporting attracts Ghost Rider because he was having a fight with Mephisto at the time and all this bamfing through hell was distracting.
>Writing
>>30025080>>30025092>>30025103I have faith we'll be dining on strawberries once more. But now... now we punch muties.
>>30025192So. You read cracked to?
>>30025210Haha, time for Quiplomancer!
>>30025192Then Hank, while out with Jan telling her about everything that happened the night before hear about this on the radio and rushes over going full Giant Man because why the hell not.he is giddy....and Cap who is in the city sighs and returns to the public eye.
>>30025247It's common knowledge that Nighcrawler ports through Hell.
>>30025116Yes, let's web his visor.The one holding back his power.So that when we accidentally pull it off his face, he causes widespread property damage with a high potential for loss of human life.Were you dropped on your head as a child, anon?
>>30025270no one suggested pulling it off anon
>>30025227...I tried to draw Orihime some months back during the quest, dressed as a princess and taking a bite out of a giant strawberry next to a giant peach.
>>30025138>To be honest, Beast + Nightcrawler = instadeathNot really... Beast is slower, weaker, and less agile than Peter. Nightcrawler is annoying, but he's gotten his ass kicked a few times by Spider-Man.
>>30025266I'm half expecting a flash of red, white, and blue then a loud metallic noise as Caps shield flies in between the combatants and lodges itself in a wall as he commands us to stop.
>>30025286Given what our intended actions have snowballed into in the past based on crap rolls, do you honestly believe that there's no chance that will happen?
>>30025270We're effectively webbing his eyes, not yanking it off.We might even suspect that it's a tactical visor; a HUD that can give him thermal vision or other things.It makes sense for us to web up the weird eye-based technology.
Beast is a pretty diplomatic dude right?Surely he'll listen to reason
>roll me diplomacy- 1d20-2. DC30/20
>>30025331Surely he would tell his parthers not to attack people with powers in the middle of NYC MANHATTAN.Right at the holidays too.in public.For no reason. Instead of talking.MAG FUCKING NETO got more sense than the x men.
Rolled 7 - 2>>30025355
>>30025355SPECTACULAR POINT USE
Rolled 2 - 2>>30025355
Rolled 10 - 2>>30025355
Rolled 14 - 2>>30025355WE ARE DIPLOMATIC AS FUCK
Rolled 4>>30025355Bless this Roll.
>>30025058Thats actually a really good idea. At the very least to manage to avoid/deal with magical bullshit in the future. Maybe we talk to DOOM about it next time we see him?
Rolled 14 + 2>>30025355auto fail?>yfw we start hearing thunder cracks from the distance as X-members start slumping over all of a sudden
>>30025268I mean there was that exact situation
>>30025355Rollan>>30025313Is that when we swoon and declare him to be our second husando?
Rolled 14>>30025355Gonna use a Spectacular on this one
Rolled 6 - 2>>30025355Wow, even with the diplomacy suit?
>>30025355>>30025371SHIT
>>30025355The roll... is impossible. We don't even get our fellowship bonus.Prepare for combat
Rolled 7 + 2>>30025355here we go
>>30025355wait, thought, forgot to suggest a spec point if we have one.
>>30025364>>30025372>>30025375"We ams purkuuuur me diplomomats gud"
>>30025327>Sue identifies teleporter as chief problem preventing safe withdrawal.>Cyclops a part of the inbound reinforcements, but not yet actively participating in combat.>Implying a decision to web up Cyclops visor is based on anything but metagaming.Nope, some anons just want to see what will happen. Same reason why everyone's voting for going in swinging rather than trying to go for peaceful resolution.
>>30025382Thats not really from a comic....is it?
>>30025371SP tank is empty man.
this how superheroes shake hands in marvel comics anyway.
>>30025418Nope.
>>30025420Well then, time to get hit in the face before we return face hitting....this is going to be brutal once we get rolling.
>>30025411I voted for webbing Nightcrawler's eyes too. It's not like we're low on webbing.
Rolled 9 + 2>>30025364>>30025372>>30025375Well we tried. As Peter would.Now we kick their butts.
>>30025389Don't have any.Let the Christmas Clusterfuck increase!
>>30025411Because the diplomacy worked out so well when we showed up right?/tg/ you need to realize that fists can solve problems too.
Rolled 14 + 2>>30025438What's our inventory.
>>30025438>>30025411Clearly we can only web up either Cyclops or Nightcrawler, not both.I mean, ITS NOT LIKE WE HAVE TWO WEBSHOOTERS OR ANYTHING. THAT WOULD BE SILLY. WOULDN'T IT BE SILLY TO HAVE THE ABILITY TO SHOOT WEB IN TWO DIRECTIONS AT ONCE, AT TWO SEPERATE TARGETS?
>>30025437If nothing else, it's important to be seen trying to resolve the situation peacefully even if it doesn't pan out.This may end up causing problems for mutants/metahumans down the line, though.
Rolled 9>>30025355... Meant more along the lines of figuring why things are going on than stopping the fighting....but hokey dohkey. even though rolls are over 20 get
>>30025455Full on Normal and Strong Webbing.
>>30025430Meet, Misunderstandings, fight breaks out, bigger villainous threat appears, and then the team up.Besides, it's the X-Men, if they don't get into the bad end of the public eye with their first appearance then what is the point?>Breaking news, Super powered military strike force baring X motifs beating up beloved hero Spider-Man at Rockefeller Center
>>30025473Huh.
>>30025455We're wearing our stylish/agile suit, have both normal webbing cartridges and strong webbing cartridges both in a rotating (instantaneous) web shooter.
>>30025437We can take 'em. Show these Muties who's really in charge.
>>30025487Improved web shooters?
...Huh. Do we have any Tracers on our person?
>>30025450/tg/ thinks it can weasel its way out with words even when punches are already flying
>>30025506Revolving Cartridges.
>>30025491Yeah.But unlike other times, The X-men totally fucking deserve that shit right now.
You walk forward, arms raised up high- your voice, loud and clear.“Look. I don’t know what’s going on, but this has gone too far! Everyone, please, stop trying to kill each other!"Geordi’s fan looks over at the redhead, then at the girl on fire, then at ,Johnny, and then at you."Look, I'm sure we can all just talk this-"He then raises his hand to his visor as your Spider-sense blares.>roll reflex! 1d20+6, DC 18.
>>30025498Thankfully.I doubt we'd have a second to replace cartridges if we wanted to swap between normal and strong.
>>30025506Yup, and we got the rolling cylinder thing so I'm guessing we can switch between the two really fast.
Rolled 3 + 6>>30025525Why am I so great
Rolled 5 + 6>>30025525
web beastget it caught deep in his fur
>>30025473This is why we need to think about things a little harder before we start arguing.There was never anything to argue about in the first place.>>30025525Rolling
Rolled 20>>30025525rall
Rolled 8 + 6>>30025525Fucking Cyclops.
Rolled 20 + 6>>30025525FUCK YOU CYCLOPSEAT SOME WEB
>>30025548you motherfucker. you forgot the modifier!
Rolled 17 + 6>>30025525rolls
>>30025548>No +6God damnit, you bastard>>30025559>one post too lateWe're fucked
>>30025548SHIT.SHIT.FUCKING SHIT.ARGGGGGGGGGG
>>30025548Goddammit Anon!
>>30025548I have to laugh, you fucked it up just like him.>>30025553You suck.>>30025559And you're late.
>>30025541>>30025543>>30025553Nice>>30025548>>30025559You guys... you FUCKING guys...Stella's going to be SUPER pissed when she sees this.
>>30025548FUCK YOUFUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FOR FORGETTING THE MODIFIER
Rolled 10 + 6>>30025525
Rolled 19 + 6>>30025525>>30025548wellp now everyone's gonna get angry at me
>>30025548>>30025559It's just... not fair. It's not fair.
>>30025548For fuck's sake Wrenloft...
Rolled 15 + 6>>30025548>>30025553I haet you two...
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW>>30025548YOU FORGOT THE MODIFIER>>30025559YOU WERE LATE
>>30025548your lack of mods offends>>30025559if you hadn't wasted your time on your message, we could have had a crit....
>>30025582Ok, so maybe I'm not great
>>30025589Go fuck off non Wrenloft
>>30025594but I'm not wrenloft...
Rolled 20 + 6>>30025598I was stuck on post cooldown timer....
>>30025589I like Wrenloft more than you, not Wrenloft
>>30025548
>>30025633y u do this?
>>30025633FUCK SHIT DAMN HATE ANGER MAD
>>30025633You're killing me. This is your fault.
>>30025620Ever visit the TES general? Because I'm pretty sure you just mantled him.
>>30025633STOPWASTING OUR 20S
>>30025620Yeah, like totallynotmj isn't MJ.
Rolled 1>>30025633From now on, only you get to roll.
>>30025525>May or may not be news choppers and/or people filming this with cellphone cameras>Guy raises his hands, calls for peaceful end to conflict>Shoots him anyways.Man, Cyclops is bad at public relations.
>>30025677Well, there now only 2 WASTED 20.
>>30025633
>>30025677And you never get to.
>>30025661nope, just thought it'd be funny to roll stupidly with a 'not wrenloft'I guess I'm Wrenloft 2.0 then huh?>>30025677And you don't
>>30025677And you don't.
>>30025670Would MJ be spending all her free time on 4chan instead of going out with all her friends? I think not.
>After the OPTIC BLASThttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_h__9Rwh7g
>>30025685this is before he learned how to be right.He'll get better with time
>>30025685Fucking Cyclops.
>>30025685Cyclops is bad at everything.
>>30025725... so is this where we web his mouth and nose?
>>30025685Fucking Summerfags.
Rolled 18, 18, 6 = 42>checking something
>>30025753Summerfags are the worst. Especially ones named Scott.
>>30025769RIP fireman
>>30025769Yeah... You checking stuff is never good for our collective health.
>>30025769those first two better be for Johnny and Sue....
>>30025769AH SHIT.BITE THE PILLOW, CYCLOPS IS GOING IN DRY
Rolled 12 + 6>>30025769Do we have three allies on the field?Shiiit. This isn't good.
>>30025778WHAT IF... what if the X-Men are the bad mutants?
>>30025769"Hm... Nothing but bones... Okay, writing!"
We just cannot catch a fucking break with these rolls lately. I mean, this is absolute torture the way our crits are being fucked up.
>>30025797Stella, Gwen, or Felicia might be coming in.
>>30025803>bad mutantsthat's an oxymoron
>>30025797Yep, Johnny, Sue and Stella.
>>30025834Felicia isn't coming, we didn't roll high enough to convince her last quest.
>>30025834Could be Sue's using her forcefields.
>>30025834>Imagine Stella seeing Peter just getting blasted by Scott after her little shadow resolution.
>>30025855Lies.We did.
Rolled 18 + 6>>30025861>cyclops getting eviscerated.
>>30025875More like wrapping her chains around his neck and slamming him into everything.
>>30025875FOR FUCK SAKES, STOP ROLLING>
>>30025855We voted not to invite her, the roll was for Stella. We got the lower dc so she came anyways though
>>30025895>>30025875>Stella uses Illusions on Cyclops.>It's Super Effective!>Cyclops is confused! He hurts Jean Grey in his confusion!
>>30025926I wonder if Stella's rather unique mind is even possible for Jean to read...?
>>30025861>Stella "warps" in front of Peter and uses trickster magic to loop it back into Scotts face>Nightcrawler tried to teleport behind her>She does a lightning quick Yoshimitsu style Hari-Cary fake out and gutshots him, quickly spinning around with the blade and coming to a stop inches from his throat>Issues a single command of "Leave" as she fixes her revolver on Jean, not even looking at herDat battle protocol
A beam of crimson energy slams into you, slamming you against a building side. You let out a scream of pain as it lessens. As you get up, your vision is swimming and your ears are ringing, muting out everything else.In the distance, you hear a scream of inarticulate rage as a noise not unlike that of explosions as you notice that the big, blue furry man goes down as the snowmn’s chest bursts open with red as he collapses to the ground.You stagger to your feet as the Visored man snarls and looks around ,alertly. He seems to be barking out orders pointing at you and Johnny.You take a deep breath.>pull yourself into a full speed kick at the Visored guy with your webbing.>Web his face up>extinguish the candle-girl>take down the heavily covered guy>The 80’s are over>write in
Rolled 18 + 6>>30025945>ONI-CHAN~ <3>Get your hands off MY BROTHER>MURDERDEATHKILLMURDERDEATHKILLMURDERDEATHKILL
>>30025963>>pull yourself into a full speed kick at the Visored guy with your webbing."wrong move asshole"
>>30025945Stella is from 20 years in the future.She got anti-mind reading tech/genes.>>30025963>pull yourself into a full speed kick at the Visored guy with your webbing.
>>30025963>Web his face upFill his damn face with Strong Webbing.
Rolled 20 + 6>>30025963>>Web his face upand then kick his face anyways.
>>30025963>>The 80’s are overScrew these guys. This is almost 2014, man. Web that nerdy red visor guy and take 'em down.
>>30025963...did he just maim two of his own guys?
>>30025963The 80s are over
>>30025992Stop rolling!!!
>>30025963>pull yourself into a full speed kick at the Visored guy with your webbing."Did you really need to pull this crap on Christmas?"
>>30025992FUCKIGN SHITSTOP WASTING THE HIGH FUCKING ROLLS>
>>30025963>>Web his face upWeb all of him up, but definitely hit the eyes.
>>30025963>Web his face up WITH STRONG WEBBINGTHEN>pull yourself into a full speed kick at the Visored guy with your webbing.
>>30025992QUIT WASTING 20s
>>30025963>>pull yourself into a full speed kick at the Visored guy with your webbing.Right in the dick
>>30025963>pull yourself into a full speed kick at the Visored guy with your webbing.Done with words. Everyone gets a spidy foot up their ass. This guy is first.
>>30025963>Web his face up>blue furry man goes down as the snowmn’s chest bursts open with red as he collapses to the ground.Well that escalated quickly
>>30026006No, Stella sniped them.>>30025963>pull yourself into a full speed kick at the Visored guy with your webbing.
>>30026005No, stella murdered them. She has the future weapons remember? I'm guessing she just shot them with that badass revolver
>>30026005No.>Also, forget this:>HP 20>Condition, heavily bruised>6 strong webbing, 5.5 normal
Rolled 19 + 6>>30026010>>30026015>>30026020>your tears sustain me.>yfw ive rolled 3 20s already
>>30026019This.
>>30026037God I hope not, Hank and Bobby are cool.
>>30025963>Strong Web Fire Rogue into CyclopsYOU ON FIRE BITCH
>you hear a scream of inarticulate rage as a noise not unlike that of explosions as you notice that the big, blue furry man goes down as the snowmn’s chest bursts open with red as he collapses to the ground.Are you fucking serious? Bobby's dead??AND Hank??
>>30025963Can we web his mouth?I'd like to web his face thoroughly before we get him down and then point his head in the direction of his teammates
>>30026047
>>30026037This could mean either Johnny went super-sayan, Cyclops lost control, or Stella is involvedSeeing as how Scott is still alive, we can rule out Stella especially since Ice Guy was just standing around with his thumb up his ass and not the one who maimed her beloved botherfather.
>>30026087no, Scott is about to get hit.Stella knows target priority/success.She's taking out support so she can have 'some fun' with Cyclops if anything
>>30025963>pull yourself into a full speed kick at the Visored guy with your webbingDynamic reentry!
Well fuck, hopefully Bobby's powers help him not die.That said, webs! Strong on Geordie.
>>30026069This. If this happened, you're going to get a shitstorm, Cosgrove. And then we're going to kick the shit out of the retarded little future brat for NOT FUCKING LISTENING TO US.
>>30026069Bobby is a omega level mutant. he's effectively immortal, if he ever gets his head out of his ass
You know it's weird, I really expected Iceman to be full of water or something.
>>30026130>>30026069>X-Men>Staying deadPick one
>>30026158Well... yeah, okay. Good point.
>People thinking their dead.This is Marvel, baby. The only time people die for reals is in backstories.
>>30025963>>pull yourself into a full speed kick at the Visored guy with your webbing
>>30026142Bobby's situation could be cured if Xavier was serious about the counseling.
>>30025963>Web his face up"Those eye phasers weren't set to stun, you ass!"
>>30026156Its red water.
>>30026171And Bridges.
>>30025963>pull yourself into a full speed kick at the Visored guy with your webbing."That all you got, bub?"
>>30026228Now we can see if our strong webbing can hold up against a living gateway to the Punch Dimension.
>>30026259doubtful
>>30026200Koolaid?
Stella now is as good as a time as any to show upalso holy shit this is getting out of control, fucking X-men
Rolled 14 + 3>going to do two sets of rolls here- the first is for webbing- >need 1d20+8, dc is this roll
>>30026259That isn't the main point of it. It means if he uses it, he's blind firing. It's also likely it will jam up the visor mechanism.On top of that, if it jams closed, it can be used to our advantage. If jammed open, he'll have to close his eyes when not using it
>>30026280The visor's going to be webbed to his face. He can't do anything CLOSE to that unless he removes the ruby quartz protection.
Rolled 12 + 8>>30026317Why am I so great
Rolled 12 + 8>>30026317
Rolled 13 + 8>>30026317
Rolled 14 + 8>>30026317
Rolled 3 + 8>>30026317MAXIMUM SPIDER!
>>30026280No, the question is whether or not it can stand up to lightning.
Rolled 5 + 8>>30026317
Rolled 16 + 8>>30026317Please
Rolled 7 + 8>>30026317
Rolled 19>>30026317
The setting for this fight is a street just south of Rockefeller Center towards the closest subway station.
Rolled 9 + 8>>30026317This doesn't look too hard.
Rolled 17 + 8>>30026317You wish I rolled now, don't you?
>>30026327>>30026329>>30026331Solid rolls, gentlemen. Well done.Now for the second roll...
Why are the X-Men being dicks.More importantly, where the hell is our back up
Rolled 2 - 2>>30026317>>30026327>>30026329>>30026331Alright, going to need one more roll- 1d20+8, dc is this roll.
>>30026352>5 guys>People are eating burgers and fries as they watch the fight.
Rolled 13 + 8>>30026370Why am I so great?
Rolled 14 + 8>>30026352>not beating them down with a five Guy's sign
>>30026370>0
Rolled 18 + 8>>30026370MAXIMUM SPIDER!
Rolled 2 + 8>>30026370
Rolled 13 + 8>>30026352Yup. We're looking at a lot of collateral damage here.>>30026370
Rolled 17 + 8>>30026370HAHAHA
Rolled 16 + 8>>30026370
>>30026317Out of curiosity, what would the DC on grappling Cyclos and using him to beam attack fire-girl and the redhead?
Rolled 6 + 8>>30026370
>>30026375I have no idea why but keep it up, sir.Also EAT IT CYCLOPS.
>>30026370>>30026381HYPER COMBO FINISH
>>30026370Spectacular point anyone?
Rolled 2 + 8>>30026370>>30026377wellp, wrong post link :/
>>30026371No, Christmas Day, the Chinese place nearby and sushi place are probably open.
>>30026403Why?
>>30026381
>>30026370A DC of zero. We can't possibly lose!
>>30026412All those Jews.
>>30026381Hot damn Anon, nicely done!Just broke some teeth.
>>30026370>DC is 0Hahaha
>>30026431Teeth?We either cracked his skull or fucked his ribcage.
Rolled 2 + 8>>30026413because the opponent rolled 0Still don't think it counts as a Spec pointotherwise, us going below 0 = PLThe dice gods don't smile on usIn related news WE'RE BRINGIN THE PAIN
>>30026426We could on a 1.
>>30026426Don't fucking say that. Saying that is right up there with "what could possibly go wrong?".
>>30026444This.Spiderman Kick is equal to an Kamen Rider Kick on a weaken Monster of the week.Cyclopes will fucking explode.
>>30026455Why shouldn't I say it? What could possibly go wrong?
>>30026463Spider-Man does have super strength. And definitely Cyclops doesn't.
>>30026444>>30026463Come on, now. Peter in this quest isn't as strong as he is in the comics. We're at peak human strength, not borderline-Thor.
>>30026476Whelp. We're fucked.
>>30026463I think we know to hold back.Even though someone already killed Bobby and Hank, also known as the most reasonable members of the X-Men present.
>>30026463Pete usually holds back
>>30026482>Peak Human Strength>Spiderman>After Lifting a Ton casually.
>>30026482>peak humanWe were juggling cars right after we got our powers. And remember that Peter does get stronger over time.
>>30026477Aside from his Eye Beams and Energy Resistance, Cyclops really doesn't have much going for him.He is a proficient martial artist, but I think we'll outclass him there.
>2-2>It's Stella's roll to avoid shooting Peter as he flies into her line of fire.And that was how Stella snapped and killed all the X-Men
>>30026482Uh...we're scared by how much we can lift, Pete is FAR above human peak. Remember when we were checking limits with Gwen
>>30026486Nah, lampshading it has a 50% chance of ironically making everything work out for us. And a 50% chance of fulfilling the trope.
>>30026503Peter from the Quest having his powers grow stronger.As well his INT and Wis.
>>30026486But we're invincible. Look, we'll survive this just fine and will be back with our family in time for christmas dinner, guaranteed
Rolled 20 + 8>>30026503How would a hero with superstrength increase his strength?bench pressing a big rig would be like a football player bench pressing 50
>>30026517Maybe, pretty sure she still dies if we die.
>>30026531reps for days
>>30026531Radiation.By now, I just don't give a fuck.
>>30026531
>>30026531aand here come the stop wasting the 20s
>>30026463Scott is the monster.
>>30026531I just... I don't even know anymore. Just fuck you. I'm not superstitious or anything, but this just pisses me off even so.
>>30026531It keeps habbening...
>>30026531God damn, Wren.
>>30026531MisterIncredibleworkout.gif
>>30026531It's normally explained as a consequence of him gaining his powers before he's actually fully grown. Also, he gets stronger if he accepts his totemic nature.
>>30026517I have a really really bad feeling Stella is going to end up being a villian
>>30026577Isn't Stella a yandere
Rolled 8>>30026559>>30026560>>30026562>>30026570HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY ITI'M NOT WRENif it was wren, I'd be getting 1s
>>30026558This.
>>30026577Anti-villain/anti-hero. Probably in the same vain as The Punisher. A teenage yandere punisher...
>>30026577Nah, if Pete steers her right she'll just end up like a 'harsh hero', a milder punisher of sorts.
>>30026577>What is an anti-heroLittle sister Punisher is best Punisher.
>>30026591you are wren.because only he will get 1 in the actual rolls and get 20 while off on them.
>>30026591Wrenloft is blessed by the Dice Gods to provide thematically appropriate rolls.You're just an asshole.
>>30026591Wrenloft does two things. Rolls a string of one's or rolls a string of twenties. What are you doing right now?
>>30026596>yandereStella Best Girl
>>30026590She's shaping up to be one. I'm betting that our influence is eventually going to make her adopt a no-kill policy. Kind of like her finger being on the trigger, shaking, needing to make this kill, and she doesn't do it because we taught her better.
>>30026609Three things. Wrenloft also frequently rolls without modifiers.Oh right, this guy's done that too.It's definitely Wrenloft.
Rolled 3 + 8>>30026604>>30026597
You clench your fists and teeth as you look at the Five-guys entrance you totaled. “What the HELL is wrong with you?! It’s Christmas DAY, and you’re starting crap when people just want to be with their families?!”The man turns towards you, shocked, as you twitch you wrist and press the secondary lever, feeling the cylinders spin in your webshooter. No. you’ve had enough of this guy. Quickly tapping your webshooter, you blast him in the face with a bunch of strong webbing to cover up his visor before you extend you other hand and let out a bit of webbing and grab onto it, letting it pull you.As you near him, you extend you leg into a kick and send him flying across the way and into the ground, sliding slowly against the building’s side, causing no damage unlike that jackass.The other members of this group seem to be in confusion- you see the snowman is getting back up as the big blue guy is clutching at his sideThey all look at you uncertainly. Down the street, you see people watching as some police have them keep the distance.>[ ]"Leave. Now.">[ ]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.>[ ]Take them down.>[ ] Write in
>>30026629Right that too.
>>30026618>Kind of like her finger being on the trigger, shaking, needing to make this kill, and she doesn't do it because we taught her better.More like her finger being on the trigger, shaking, needing to make this kill, then aiming down and simply kneecapping them instead.Good is not soft.
>>30026633>>[X]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.
>>30026633>>[ ]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.>Tell Johnny to get the fuck outPriorities.
>>30026633>>[x]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.>>[x]Take them down.
>>30026633>>[ ]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.the civies might listen
>>30026633>[ ]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.
>>30026633>[x]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.then>[x]"Leave. Now."Priorities.
>>30026633>>[ ]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.>[ ]Take them down.
>>30026615Definitely, this is so.>>30026633>[ ]"Leave. Now."We should try to scare them off before they can put themselves together.
>>30026657This.
>>30026633>[X]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.>[X]"Leave. Now."We've had enough of this crap.
>>30026633>[ ]Tell the civilians (And the Storms) to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.We can handle these yahoos.
Rolled 20>>30026633>>[ ]"Leave. Now.">>[ ]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.
>>30026633>>[ ]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.>>[ ]Take them down.Negotiations have failed. All that remains is Spider Beatings.
>>30026633>[X]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.>[X]"Leave. Now. And if I EVER see you scumbags in New York again..."
>>30026633>[ ]Take them down.
>>30026633>tell the civvies to run to safety.>Leave. Now
>>30026633>[ ]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.>[ ]Take them down.Tell everyone to get clear then unleash a Spider Asskicking.
>>30026633>[x]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.
Rolled 14>>30026633Tell civvies to runTell the crazies that if they show up again, you aren't giving them the courtesy you give most villains you fight
>>30026675
>>30026633>>[ ]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.>>[ ]Take them down.
>>30026633>Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here."Also who shot those guys over there? The last thing we need is a sniper."
>>30026633>[ ]"Leave. Now.">[ ]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here. also give Johnny a shooing motion
Rolled 16>>30026675Why can't you people get all the twenties when it matterS?
>>30026685They're hurt as fuck, and the teleporting guy is no-doubt going to get them all out anyway since the battle is going wrong.We have priorities. Let's let people have a good Christmas.Do these. No more fighting needs to be done today.>>30026675>>30026687>>30026691
>>30026633>[X] Tell the civillians to run to safety. It's dangerous here!
>>30026633>[x]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.>[x]Take them down.
>>30026633>>[X]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.>>[X]Take them down.
>>30026704Yeah, we need to lambast our mysterious sniper.
>>30026633Why tempt us with Stella after we have Felicia.Why, Cosgrove?
Rolled 20>>30026714Because you touch yourself at night.
>>30026633Tell the civilians to run to safetyTake them down
>>30026633>[X]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.>[X]Take them down.Fuck their shit up
>Oh sweet parker quest>All these wasted 20'sWhat have you people done?
>>30026633>Tell the civilians to get out of here, it's dangerous.>Fall into defensive low stance spider position. Trust instincts, one armed raised while the other completes our crouch. React and counter.>"Anyone else want to dance?"
>>30026687This.
Rolled 18>>30026741... Okay? Thats not actually a thing I do but sure?
>>30026739Wouldn't go for it even if we didn't have FeliciaFuck Yanderes
>>30026739He enjoys our suffering. Mostly our suspense.By the way I'm fairly sure Stella's right out as a love interest since she's oh, I dunno... fucking 12 years old?
Rolled 8>>30026633>>[ ]"Leave. Now.">>[ ]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.
>>30026633Thank god bobby and hank aren't deadTell the civilians to run to safety
>>30026759cast Marin Karin.
>>30026739she's 12 and thinks of us as her brother and father pervertThis isn't Shitfarts Online.
>>30026633>[X]"Leave. Now.">[X]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.
>>30026633>[ ]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.>[ ]"Leave. Now."To crowd and Johnny/Sue: "Everyone, clear out."To X-jerks:"It's Christmas Day. You get a freebie. Everybody only gets ONE freebie. If I catch you starting a fight on MY STREETS, threatening the safety of the people of MY CITY, I won't try to talk things through...and you won't get the cheap shot. Go."
>>30026765>Fuck YanderesThat is the intention, yes.
>>30026765Wouldn't even be a thing if we didn't have Felicia.
Rolled 5>>30026633 >>[ ]"Leave. Now.">>[ ]Tell the civilians to run to safety- it’s dangerous here.
>>30026618That's ONE way it can go...The other way is that we completely fail to convince her. She doesn't see the point in letting criminals live.Later, Uncle Ben is killed and we track down the bugler. We catch him and have the option to turn him over to the cops or kill him. When we return home we tell Stella"You were right."
>>30026790You're completely right
>>30026765She's not full on "I'll kill people who get close to you", she's more on the "I'll kill anyone who harms you, shukun"Plus she's an asgardian imouto, goddamnit>>30026773She's technically 2, but who knows how asgardian biology works, she might be a teenager before we know it. maybe her creator made it so she reaches full growth faster to be stronger
Rolled 8>>30026764Very old taunt.Sorry, couldn't resist.
>>30026779Mitsuru pls go.
Prepare yourselves Mutie scum.Spidey's in the game for real now.
>>30026780I'm pretty sure moot almost named 4chan "Shitfarts Online"
>>30026808No.
>>30026739>Even thinking about fucking StellaIMOUTO IS NOT FOR LEWDS
>>30026780>not reading her 'anti hero time' interlude
>>30026633"I have no idea what you guys were trying to accomplish, but I think it's safe to say that it didn't exactly pan out. I mean it seems like half of you could probably use a visit to the hospital already."
>>30026831I did and she's still 12 pedo.
>>30026829Haha, except you're wrong.
>>30026780>thinks of us as her brother and fatherApparently it's a LITTLE more complicated than that... Did you read the previous quest?
>>30026844I'm not sure what you're trying to accomplish with this post.
I told you we'd regret bringing her back
>>30026858>thinks of us as her brother and father>acknowledges that there might have been something more if she was older>but thats gone nowThat satisfy you?
>>30026808She's not technically two, Cosgrove explained that in the Bad Future, there was more than enough time for Stella to grow up normally.
>>30026875I still don't regret bringing her back, even if she does turn into a villain. She provides key character development for Peter as a person.
>>30026858She a weapon.She was design to feel this way most likely.Just that Peter was the best fucking person ever to her as well got her back to the none sucky past.It very confusing but Stella doesn't give a shit about anyone but Peter really.She even laughs at felicia for being peter "girlfriend".
>>30026897It's a poke on cronology. Even when she's a teenager, say she's 16 and Pete's 21, even then she'll be just 6 in a way.
>>30026931I remember him discouraging this line of thought a thread or two ago.
Rolled 4>>30026928She'll come around when she becomes an aunt.
>>30026928>She even laughs at felicia for being peter "girlfriend".There's a catfight in the making there.
>>30026959You do understand that it's not about actually considering her that age, since she's biologically and mentally older, it's just fucking around with the cronology, right?
At least hoping for a 'what if' where Stella and Pete get together once they both grow up.
Did issue 42 ever get archived? I can't find it on suptg
>>30026969Bitches love Spider-Man.
>>30026969Oh I'm just waiting.>"She is a criminal. How did you even end up considering her in the first place?">"Well, uh, she was very... persuasive...">disapproving-imouto-glare
>>30027008true dat
>>30027005'What If' stories I think have already been given a firm 'No', since they do practically nothing constructive and start arguments over who would have done what differently in the quest and shit.
>>30027005No
>>30027021"I guess you could say that she stole our heart"
Rolled 3>>30027041>imouto-disapproval-glare intensifies
>>30027021>>30027065>>disapproving-imouto-glare>big angry eyes and cheeks puffed upd'awww
>>30027041Goddamnit Peterhold.>>30027040I never understood these people that go through the trouble of posting a useless 'one word' post.
>>30027008Indeed.
So why are these X-Men faggots attacking strangers again?
>>30027065>>30027084come on, you had to know it was coming.
>>30027155Because they dicks.
>>30027155Running theory is that they think we're mutants.
>>30027155Because they're the X-Men. Being assholes for no reason is what they do.
>>30027155Maybe they were searching for evil mutants and confused Johnny with one?Now Spidey came to help and a sniper is trying to take them out?
>>30027155They thought Sue and Johnny were runaway mutants. When the Storms defended themselves from the creepy teleporting, mind reading, power absorbing stalkers, they got butthurt.
>>30027155SHIELD is probably looking for Johnny and Sue and asked them to help.
>>30027179IT HAPPENING>>30027188This.
>>30027155They're Mutants. Dirty, filthy, mutants.
>>30027188not 100% trueThey were pre-identified mutantsthis means X has probably got the 'identifying all the mutants machine' working
>>30027198AH SHIT!!!THE FEDS ARE HERE!! GET THE WEED WEB AND RUN AWAY.
>>30027155its the standard marvel heroes run into each other and slap each other's cocks till a supervillain shows up.only a supervillain didn't show up..
Humanity is going extinctMake way for your superhuman overlords
>>30027247There was a supervillan on the scene.A team of them.The group of heroes were spiderman and friends.
>>30027212
>>30027264Not if we have anything to say about it!
>>30027264God, Mutants are fucking assholes
>>30027264>>30027212I always thought this line of thinking is retarded.I mean, a huge swath of the population has the potential for superpowers, yeah? All Mutants have is that potential unlocked naturally.Its like saying people with an immunity to a disease are a different species.
>alright.Final destination time, people>Civilians will be told to runButAs for these guys 1- "Leave. Now."or2- Take them downFive minutes, normal voting rules
>>30027270No, Goblin cult and Green Goblin attack soon fellow Spiderman
>>30027313flatscans can't into rational thought
>>300273141
>>300273142
Rolled 17>>300273141. "Leave. Now."
>>300273141It's Christmas, we want to get back to family. Stern warning time.
If we let them go, why wouldn't they just come back more prepared?
>voting 2What's even the fucking point? What are you trying to accomplish? They're beaten, for gods sake.
>>30027368Way to waste your vote. You can only show the number for the vote not anything else.It's Christmas. We can let them go.
Rolled 6>>300273141
>>30027314Can we capture one?otherwise 1 generally.beating them down won't do us anything. How will they be contained? etc...at best SHIELD is gonna drop in and we all get fucked
>>30027314 1
>>30027370Yeah, we should just let these belligerent thugs go.
Rolled 17 + 8>>30027313It's because they're not. The X-men were just comics trying to deal with racism without actually having to use different races.Instead, we get the hardships of rich beautiful people that can fly.
>>30027368>>30027370Fuck off or read the archives.>>30027397So we can question them instead of having them leave with an idea of our capabilities?
The most important event of this universes history... and all we did was get laser punched and ask people to leave. Are you fucking kidding mt /tg/?
>>300273132
Rolled 10>>30027433What are you even talking about? I've followed ALL the quest.
>>30027433>question themFucking really? With the guy who can teleport about to whisk them away?>being this retarded
>>30027459We've set an example. A good one.
>>30027433How do you think we're going to capture five fucking mutants, one of which can teleport, one who has laser beams that could cut anything we could restrain them with, and one who can fucking teleportWhy would Peter even do that?Stop being stupid
>>30027459We're trying to keep people from being afraid of supers, you shortsighted fucknugget.
Rolled 2>>30027459We kicked cyclops in the face.And we all know we totally look like Jesus to the common man now, we're badass on a higher level then what you can imagine.
>>30027488Well we could capture Scott by restraining his visor to his skull and handcuffing his arms behind his back.Can't use his eye lasers if he can't get his visor off.
>>30027470Then you should know how to vote, shouldn't you?>>30027485An example of letting violent super powered individuals attack innocents in crowded downtown areas and then letting them go?
>>30027488Why? They did just start attacking our friends in the middle of New York. It's like asking why we even dealt with Hobgoblin
>>30027473>>30027488>grab one guy>knock that teleporting fag out>allow remains of group to drag his ass out while we take on of them for a few short questions and tell them to fuck off againLetting some random supers dick around with people on the street is a terrible idea
>>30027553And that doesn't mean we have to keep fighting, our goal was to save Johnny and we did.
>>30027459Nigga we showcasing that Spiderman is a magnanimous hero of the people.
Maybe we should have a "conference"Felicia, Gwen, Pete, Sue and Johnny could have a talk about these events and try to organize their crime fighting efforts.Also just putting it out there but, neglecting Stella doesn't seem good, maybe Pete could ask her to be his sidekick?
>>30027580Well too fucking bad, your bad idea lost.
>alright, could you roll me fellowship, please?>1d20+6
>>30027580>>knock that teleporting fag outHow.
>>30027582So we let superhumans that just randomly started attacking people walk around on the street?
>>30027582>save Johnny>the belligerent mutants we let go come backWow, great idea you fucking faggot. We have no idea who they are except they have supah powahs and attack people
Rolled 8 + 6>>30027623
>>30027459What? You dont like acting like a bouncer?
Rolled 1 + 6>>30027623Kay
Rolled 1 + 6>>30027623
Rolled 1 + 6>>30027623ralling>>30027553He meant hownot why>>30027580would've voted this if I thought of it or it was put down
Rolled 4 + 6>>30027612I think we can only bring in stella if we know of what she did.>>30027623
Rolled 3 + 6>>30027623
Rolled 9 + 6>>30027623
Rolled 16 + 6>>30027623
Rolled 4 + 6>>30027623FAIL
Rolled 2 + 6>>30027623AGGGGGHHHH!!!
Rolled 5 + 6>>30027623
>>30027641>>30027644Our luck just ran out.
>>30027644>>30027641AHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAITS HAPPENING
>>30027641>>30027644>>30027649...What.
>>30027623nat 1 inbound
>>30027641>>30027644>>30027649well, that was unexpected
2>>30027460>>30027437>>30027436>>30027393>>30027383>>30027375>>30027369>>30027364>>30027359>>30027358>>30027355>>30027354>>300273521>>30027347>>30027349>>30027351>>30027357>>30027360>>30027361>>30027362>>30027365>>30027372>>30027373>>30027374>>30027378>>30027382>>30027384>>30027395>>30027402>>30027405>>30027408>>30027429>>30027435>>30027444>>30027448>>30027458
>>30027641>>30027644Oh god here we go
>>30027641>>30027644>>30027649Son of a fucking bitch
>>30027641>>30027644>>30027649Woah.
Rolled 17 + 6>>30027635>>30027641>>30027644>>30027649I WIN AT LIFEI HAVE TAKEN WREN'S SKILLS!
>>30027644>>30027649>>30027641wha? how? I don't even...
Rolled 10 + 6>>30027641>>30027644>>30027649Whatthefuck
>>30027641>>30027644>>30027649AGGGHHHHHH!!!!
>>30027641>>30027644FUCK
>>30027641>>30027644>>30027649toppest kekI told you fucking retards to take at least one of them out
>>30027641>>30027644>>30027649
Good thing we wasted all those 20's and have no spectacular points.
>>30027641>>30027644>>30027649I blame everyone who wasted our twenties earlier.
>>30027641>>30027644>>30027649And people still say the dicebot isnt seeded based on post time.
>>30027651Well not like that.Pete knows she's trained and has powers, he could just ask her if she wants to join his new more organized effort, and be his sidekick.
>>30027641>>30027644>>30027649Well I'm out. Looks like good ideas no longer matter.
>>30027641>>30027644>>30027649You just can't be friends with mutants
>>30027722This
All is lost.Also, Parker Luck, Jean probably knows who we are, luckily like with Felicia, they won't be too dickish about this later. Especially imagining the kind of dressing down Storm, Logan, the Professor, and Hank are going to give Scott over this.
>>30027649THIS IS YOUR FAULT.
OH GOOD HEAVENS LOOK AT THE TIME
>>30027722Good, don't let the door hit you on the way out.
what the fuck can Pete say to fuck up that bad?sixty niggers?Dazzler sucks?around muties guard the redheaded cuties?
This is just complete fucking bullshit.
Rolled 8 + 6>>30027710probability doesn't work like that.
>>30027724but who's gonna be pete's mugga. Everybody needs ONE.
>>30027751I don't understand how he could fuck up this bad. It strains by suspension of disbelief. Though having some consistency with results would make it better
>>30027765And yet this happened.
Rolled 11 + 6>>30027765that's assuming it's truly randomcomputers are never truly random. It is entirely possible 20s can be wasted unless we knew the algorithm and seed
>>30027751Yes he screams"You niggaz get the fuck out"
>>30027763This is fucking great. I dont know what you are talking about, shit I can't wait to read what cosgrove does for a triple 1.
>>30027751"Surrender now and I'll kill you slowly instead of just experimenting on you."
Calling bullshit. RNG my fucking ass.
>>30027641>>30027644>>30027649Dice Bot is fucked up tonight. We need to call this shit off and do it on a night when the dice aren't retarded as fuck.
>>30027790THEN STOP ROLLING WHEN ITS NOT TIME TO ROLL
>>30027641>>30027644You had ONE job...
>>30027751>>30027784Personally I'd rather it just be put down to the X-men being collossal dicks.
>>30027794Actually, it's a double 1. the third one was the fourth.We triple 1'd the future laptops.
>>30027784It could be as simple as we say Leave Now, and more non xmen appear to fuck shut up at both of us.Or we just fucked up getting people to go away.
>>30027790I assume it's based on post time.Every time we see multiple rolls in a row the same they're all at the same time.
>>30027824And that was amazing.
>>30027790It's something to do with when you roll. If two people roll the same dice at the same time, they get the same result, every time.
>Cosgrove's face when
So. We're public enemy No. 1 now.Great job guys. I don't know washy I stopped in.
>>30027824>>30027844that was actually why I started reading the quest. Heard about such spectacular rolls I just had to investigate.
Rolled 1 + 6>>30027814no.
>>30027851>"I shall honor you with 20% of my full power"
>>30027851Yeah no. This playerbase always over exaggerates shit. You are the cancer
Rolled 1320
Rolled 2 + 6>>30027822AT LEAST I DID MY JOB
>>30027751This reminds me that I should hide my wife.
>>30027871What the
and then the Sentinels came.....
>>30027871What is the probability of getting all of these crits?
>>30027901Exactly the same probability of getting any other number.
>>30027884>>30027871Jesus Christ man, the dice are chaining combos at us.
............>Say, would you like another chance at this roll? Just this once, mind you.>1-y>2-n
>>30027871
>>30027901
I'm very sorry, everybody. I will take the only honorable action left to me.
>>300279291
>>30027929n
>>30027929What's the catch?
>>30027929y...yes please...
Remember when we botched looking for Dr. Strange and ended up being friends with DOOM?I'm kinda hoping Spider Man might end up joining the Brotherhood because of this night
Rolled 18 + 6>>30027914Are you sure?
>>30027929Sure, is there a catch?
>>300279292
>>30027945If he says there is one - he's bullshitting because he didn't say there would be one.
Rolled 13 + 6>>300279291
>>300279292I'M ONTO YOUR GAMES, CRIMSON.
Rolled 7 + 6>>30027929... yesHE SAID WITH EXTREME SUSPICION
>>30027947>>30027968>>30027975Proof normal humans aren't as stupid as muties
>>30027944>>30027947>>30027968>>30027992>>30027975Your votes didn't count.
>>30027951No... no, listen. It was made grossly apparent in the previous thread that this is THE moment that people began realizing the world is going to change forever.
>>30027929Did reality just get rearranged by Madame Web, Anansi, and the Spider Totem.
>>30027929 1
>>30028019Yep.To preventDEATH
>>30027929 2
>>30028006Just asking for the catch m8, my actual vote was in another post.
Rolled 18 + 6>>30028006Yes is going to win anyway, he might as well have not bothered to ask. Of course we're gonna try to grab the get out of jail free card hes dangling in our collective face.
>>30028019>>30028035Just so long as we DON'T FUCK UP THIS SECOND CHANCE.
>>30028064This time, three 1's.
Rolled 3>>30028064Load the dice
>>30028064Inb4 triple nat 1
Rolled 9 + 6>>30028064i wont, promisei'm lying
>>30027929King crimson sees 10 seconds into the future and doesn't like it.But seriously, I dont even care if there's a catch, this is such a HUGE moment for the entire alt marvel universe that it getting fucked up THIS BADLY is worth nearly any cost.
Either the readership for this quest EXPLODED or some of you fuckers are multi-voting.
5 minutes have passed
>>30028087A fuck up to the quest so critical Cosgrove offers a free re-roll.Interesting indeed. I almost want to let it ride to see what happens/
>>30028096the current number of voters isn't even that high m80
>Alright, then,Roll me 1d20+6.
>>30028096Can't post the same message twice in five minutes, that's why the vote is just the number and just for five minutes. These kinds of votes do often result in high numbers of votes.
Rolled 1 + 6>>30028145Why am I so great?
Rolled 6 + 6>>30028145
Rolled 14 + 6>>30027929:DYeeep, no breaks on this rape train.READY FOR CRITFAIL HELL?!>>30028145rollRALLIN
Rolled 12 + 6>>30028145
Rolled 12 + 6>>30028145PRAISE OBAMA
Rolled 14 + 6>>30028145For spider!
Rolled 17 + 6>>30028145
>>30028145inc trip 1s
Rolled 5 + 6>>30028145>30028145
Rolled 20 + 6>>30028145I am an angel of redemption
Rolled 3 + 6>>30028145Muahahaha
Rolled 3 + 6>>30028145hoping for a 1
Rolled 13 + 6>>30028145
>>30028150Bwahhaha
>>30028150Nothing can describe my utter and complete hatred for you right now.
Rolled 19 + 6>>30028145
>>30028150Spectacular.
>>30028150...Can we just get another Parker Luck for a reroll?Because the dice are broken tonight.
>>30028150foiled again
Rolled 7 + 6>>30028150ITS HAPPENING!!!!
Rolled 19 + 6>>30028150
>>30028150Oh God. I'm crying.
>>30028150bretty gud :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>30028150
Rolled 9 + 6>>30028150Fuck you.No really just, fuck you.>>30028166If only you had arrived earlier
>>30028150THE DICE SAY "NO"
>>30028150YOU CANNOT ESCAPE YOUR FATE
>>30028150I love you
Rolled 17 + 6>>30028166BUT I WAS TO FUCKING LATE!!!!!!!!!!!
>>30028150Ha.
This is amazing.The dice dissaprove of your shenanigans.
>>30028150you destroy hope with your mere touchimpressive
>>30028150C-Can we just take one of the other rolls?
Rolled 13 + 6>>30028150Fucking loaded
>>30028145...I think this is an inappropriate time for dice Cosgrove.You shouldn't leave critical moments like this to a random number generator that doesn't work.Because it just -doesn't work- that we would flub diplomacy so horribly in this situation. There's no justification for it.
>>30028150But the future refused to change...
>>30028238Maybe next we can try punching people instead of mouthing off all the time. Maybe the dice like that more.
>>30028150God hates Spider-Man and CosgroveProf. Xavier in league with SatanMore at 11
>Cosgrove now realizes people only like his quests because of the rolls:^)
>>30028150I REGRET NOTHING
>>30028254I mean can you come up with a reason for us to say something that critically fails telling these guys to go home?
>>30028264What?That doesnt make any sense.
Rolled 12 + 6Our luck right now is gif related
>>30028150It was meant to be
Rolled 2 + 6>>30028150He truly was great.Terrible, yes, but great.
>>30027641>>30027644>>30027649Oh god MJ can't be in the crowd, can she?
Rolled 19 + 6>>30028254Accept your fate mortal.also rule of thumb is that rule changes have a "cooldown" before they come into effect.
>>30028254This. Consistent story telling is what makes a quest good. Having the world bend to hamper the characters makes it look weird.>>30028287>responding to b8pls go
Oh god guysI'm laughing so hard, it hurts.my throat hurts and my heart hurts and I'm afraid of waking up my neighbors
>these rolls
>>30028301I expect the mind reader to nab our true name. Hopefully Stella pumps her full of metal before she can say it.
>>30028291>pete is about to tell them to leave when a truck runs him overI want this outcome
WAIT.Maybe Peter screwed up... but we can still be saved with some creative illusion by Stella.
So... Spider-Man's not going to be joining the X-Men any time soon, is he?
>>30028323And thus begins peter parker X bleach quest
Rolled 9 + 6>>30028286accidentally think about something tied to our identity.
>>30028332No, just stop. It's over.
>>30028337Peter you're now a shinigami
>>30028335Good
Rolled 6 + 6>>30028352No, we be spider-hollow
>>30028302I'm serious though. Rolling for diplomacy is already troublesome, since he needs to bend over backwards for us saying something to make the situation unsalvageable and no one wants that.To be honest this whole thing was built up and escalated way too fast.
>>30028335Never and I hope it stays that way.
That was my revenge for wasting the spectacular point I earned on the sandmanBet you guys wish you had it now huh?
>>30028352>>30028337It's time
he even gave you a free second chance......and you found a way to fuck it upHow can somebody be that good at being that awful?
Maybe just this once Cos should just ignore the rolls and write what he wants to. This is just fucking terrible.
>>30028323A truck driven by this guy
>>30028373We got hyped up so much for this pivotal moment only for it to be snatched away not once, but TWICE.Fuck the dice.
>>30028381Because the dice are bullshit and he had us roll at a bad time.
Rolled 73>Well, I suppose I'll be writing now, after I check one thing. >Just, wow, though.>>30028254This is for how people take what you're saying, though.
>>30028381The dice, man...the dice.
>>30028372So this happens
>>30028383No the dice gods clearly want us to fail at this moment. We must not disobey them or else we shall face their wrath later and it shall be much much much worse
It can't be THAT bad... I mean, given that he let us re-roll it's BAD, but I don't think it's THAT bad.
>news crew on site>brotherhood mutants attack>Our pants fall down as we say "Leave. Now.">xmen feel bad for us>brotherhood feels bad for us>America feels bad for us>the world feels bad for us>our shame unites the human and mutant world>Parker creates world peace.
>>30028399Except that's ALSO bullshit. Because d100s are weighed high most of the time, and you have low equals better.It doesn't fucking work Cosgrove. You should have just had us do a write-in only, and have THAT decide what we say.
>>30028399Just give us Bobby so we can have our amazing friends and I don't care what happens to the rest of the X-Men.
>>30028399Ah, so we get attacked mid-sentence then?
Rolled 8 + 6>>30028399Yay~ bad things.
>>30028399>yeah, sometimes that is how it goes. We may have a riot panic breaking out because PUNCHES FROM THE PUNCH DIMENSION SHUNTING US THROUGH A FIVE GUYS
>>30028444Accept your fate
>>30028399Still bullshit. Not even a chance for a write in or plans for fighting if things fuck up
>>30028399The world is watching and we're going to choke on our own saliva.This is the opposite of inspirational. This is going to be stupid.
I thought JJ from HMQ was the crack bitch of crack bitchesbut this.... wow just wow
Rolled 18 + 6>>30028444nope, Fellowship is a stat, the personal skills of the player shouldn't influences the skills of the character.
>>30028399The dice just fucked us, man. I mean, we've made legitimately stupid decisions in the past, even to the point that we blamed you for one of them. That was legitimately shitty.This? This is absolute and pure black cat's paw. We've managed to miss multiple instances of crits due to a single anon posting one too late. And another posting in slightly the wrong fashion.Screwing up this pivotal moment over a 1 in 20 chance, twice, just make me depressed.
>>30028477We voted, and it was so close and contested we got a final destination, if there is going to be immediate altercation we'll get prompts. Chill, everything will be okay.
Maybe it'll be so bad it turns out goodMaybe we trip over ourself and do some spectacular retard bullshit and they all start laughing so hard everyone is pacified?
>>30028399Oh, are we picking up 1 or 3 PL for this?
>>30028466I can accept crit-fails happening in combat, or characters just tripping over their feet sometimes, but this breaks my suspension of disbelief, especially after Cosgrove hyped it so hard.
>>30028497every time you roll unnecessarilyyour penis gets a little smaller
>>30028508Oh, we need to do a LOT of good/heroic deeds to get rid of this PL.A lot.
>>30028504>Chill, everything will be okay.Jesus Christ, I'm tense enough that I heard someone whispering calming words in my ear while I read that.
Rolled 16 + 6>>30028508Peter is RETIREIT OVER>
>>30028518>People can react poorly as it happens, but it can easily be recognized that Spider-Man was trying to get people to get away and too safety.>everyone getting mad about this roll. Lets just calm our tits.
Rolled 4 + 6>>30028524GO HOME GYPSY, NO ONE WANTS YOUR GYPSY MAGIC HERE.
>>30028504It is not okay.Cosgrove doesn't offer a reroll if it's gonna be okay.This is ruining everything for everyone except the jackasses who just love to see things tumble down.
PAGE 8 WARNINGDon't be afraid to make a new thread soon.
>>30028550And no one wants your continued rolls. Pot calling kettle...
>>30028504>Chill, everything will be okay.Exactly. I know we like to go into full paranoia saying "everything is doomed!" but we've had bad times before and we'll have bad times again. This is just something that happened.
>>30028551Aka Wrenloft.
>>30028569It's not Wrenloft.
>>30028532Whispering is a funny way to say Barking!
>>30028549Why? Stella's probably going to kill someone, we're going to ruin human-mutant relations and make Cosgrove eat his hype while we make an ass out of ourselves.
Rolled 17 + 6>>30028551Calm the fuck down, we can deal with it.worst comes to worst we can make a deal with Mephisto.
>>30028507I'd like that.."Hey, leave n...">steps on dog shit, then trips and falls face first on the sidewalk, then a flower vase drops from a building and folls on his head
Rolled 2 + 6>>30028569well not wrenloft
>>30028568Not like this man.THIS is what will be remember in fucking history.It will be the WORST MOMENT TO EVER ROLL A 1 IN PRESENT TIME.
>>30028568Fucking up because of a stupid decision at a pivotal moment is okay.Fucking up because of incredible bad luck is not okay.
>>30028551Do you really think the quest is just going to end right now because of a bad roll?Just fucking relax.
>>30028568Precicesly, even I'm not freaking out right now, and I always freak out.Let's not get our knicker in a twist.Or perhaps we can all do the twist while we wait for Cos's next post to work off our energy.
>>30028589>>30028568We can't deal with it. We don't get catch-free rerolls if it's something we can deal with.This wasn't supposed to happen.
>>30028591Sure, Wrenloft.
>>30028477>>30028444You know what?Up until this point, there has been NO complaints about using fellowship rolls. But now, since people are upset and worried that things will go badly I'm told 'but dice shouldn't determine things' despite precedence.YET, is I do that and leave it to interpretation write in, I still lose, because I will have to dig through a mass of people's writings to find an overall consensus, and if people are unhappy with that I will still get complained at.So, this is what I'm going to do.I'm taking twenty minutes to go get a drink. You all can decide what you want to do here. Do you want me to remove the fellowship stat- no, more than that, rework the entire system to work without dice? Because I can, but the game's over for tonight. And whatever the decision you all make, is being kept for good.I'll be back in twenty minutes.
Rolled 16 + 6>>30028578Maybe it is Wrenloft?
Rolled 18 + 6>>30028593naaaahhhhthis probably wouldbecause then everyone would rage about dice again
>>30028604Then why are you playing in a medium based around dice?
>>30028604Dems the breaks, deal with it.If we get fucked we get fucked, that's what makes quests interesting. Who wants a quest where you always do everything perfectly?
>>30028607It's not going to end, but it's just going to get a fuckload harder on us. This potentially ruins the future of superheroes before it starts.
>>30028630I like crazy dice. Ignore the asses.
>>30028630keep the old system.
>>30028630Don't reworkDon't listen to the whiny bitchesDO YOUR THING MATE!*thumbs up*
>>30028593>It will be the WORST MOMENT TO EVER ROLL A 1 IN PRESENT TIME.I would disagree with you if for like the first time ever Cosgrove offered us a free roll.But I have to know what will happen that will make the X-men hate us foreverDid we imagine them all naked or something
>>30028630i just wanted to see us fuck up hard
>>30028630Please continue with the current course of action. Some people are just ancy and complaining a lot.
>>30028630No, keep it as is. They're just being fucking crybabies because things didn't work out perfectly.Also, good fucking job you whiny asshole, you killed the quest tonight, I hope you're happy
>>30028630FUCK SHIT CRAP.Shit Cosgrove.We keep the dice system. It shitty but it works sometimes.We just got unlucky at the worst possible moment.
Rolled 19 + 6>>30028630keep them, it's prolly just one faggot samefagging.
>>30028630Keep the old system.
>>30028654cry me a fucking river faggot
aw phoey.>>30028630I am in favor of keeping the dice system as it stands.
>>30028630>Letting the bitchlords get to you>at all
>>30028630Keep the old system. Everyone's stressed out and we wanted to do well. We just felt robbed by misfortune is all.
>>30028630Wow there friend, keep it as is. It's still bullshit, but attempting to change it at such a time is retarded
Rolled 16 + 6>>30028630nah we're keeping diceI think the main point is that this was a roll situation where major plotline hinges. Our decisions didn't determine the course of our future as much as how well we pulled it off in this case.But I don't think people are upset at the rolling system as much as the rolling that occured. Nobody has seen so many 1s at once.
>>30028674He'll continue the quest tonight if we keep the current system, I think.
>>30028630I guess keep the dice, but maybe don't make Critical Failure such an all-consuming thing.Or maybe in pivotal moments like this, bring back cutscene mode?
>>30028707And the lost 20's Wrenloft.WHO FAULT IS IT?
>>30028630Keep it, please.
>>30028630Keep the system the same. People are just getting worked up.
>>30028630Do not let 2 whiny faggots get to you. you're better than this.do not let 2 just 2 faggots force you completely overhaul your system.sometimes the dice fuck the player and they gotta deal with that.
Rolled 19 + 6>>30028719I'm not wrenloft
>>30028630Keep it man.
>>30028719It's not wrenlofts.
>>30028715This is the way he does it.However, the cutscene mode isn't a bad idea for certain times, though it's largely for combat.
I swear to god these are the same faggots that ended Digger quest early aswell
>>30028630>getting mad over two postsYeah, stop QMing if you will literally leave when two (possibly one) person gets pissed because of bad rolls during a hyped moment.
>>30028755Then perhaps you shouldn't use my name. It tends to draw ire.
>>30028730At least it wasn't Crosswire Digger Quest bullshit.it was the dice fault completely, not the GM or the players fault.
>>30028630Please keep the system as is. People are just frustrated that an asshole keeps rolling when no rolls are needed to and is happy when we roll whens when they are. This has just not been a great night.
>>30028630Keep it. Sometimes you fuck up and say things you don't mean to say.And sometimes you get hit by a truck out of no where
>>30028775This is the opposite of helping. Stop.
Rolled 16 + 6>>30028776I'm not using your nameI'm not youI'm not Wrenloftalso I think your name is what's haunted, not your location.As such I'm just gonna enjoy the ride that comes out
Rolled 4 + 6>>30028719Calm down. the truth is, you are Wrenloft.
>>30028630Needs only ONE change in mechanics.Ignore rolls from attention whoring namefags.Keep the Fellowship stats mechanics as is.Play as it lies.
>>30028755Sure Wrenloft.Keep on lying.>>30028770BULLSHIT.Bass Charisma Stat is now at 0.Due to losing the DC roll by one point.And then look at the next roll with the gift bullshit.Stop defending that kind of bullshit Greens.
>>30028809Well, you are using it, incorporating it into your own.Still, if you don't mind, then don't worry.
>>30028809Way to look like an asshole
Guess this is what I get for only poping in and out to read Cosgroves posts...Log it I guess.
>>30028781Hey DQ shenanigans are nice
>>30028630I believe it's the fact that the dice are obviously fucked up tonight, as well as the fact that you gave a free reroll and have been constantly saying "This is the moment everything changes." It sets off people's radars. Hard. If it was something salvageable, sure. But not "The Pivotal Moment" is fucked up because we got something so statistically unlikely to happen right at that moment and people are pointing out that if it was so important, why risk it to the whim of dice that everyone knows are fucked up.
>>30028630As long as it doesn't break SoD, I don't care. For the record though, you shouldn't purposely get people riled up if you can't handle them taking things real seriously.
>>30028630I'm not saying eliminate the mechanic altogether, most of the time it works, even with the failures.I'm just saying in this one specific incident when you're predetermined that this is going to CHANGE EVERYTHING, there shouldn't be a chance we swallow our tongue and everyone laughs at us.Keep the dice by all means, if those are the only two options.
>>30028792Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaul Giamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaati.>>30028755stop drinking all the luck like a vampire.and to the rabble rousers...stop rousing rabbles.
Rolled 19 + 6>>30028775You fuck right off, Cosgrove is fair, He is a good writer he is a good QM he puts effort into building this sandbox for us to run amok, he puts effort into the characters here, If he get's frustrated because the player's are throwing a fit that is his business
>>30028852This. The asshole that keeps rolling at every possible moment and expressed happiness over getting ones is not helping either.
>>30028630Keep the dice, please.
>>30028630Do whatever you think is best.
>>30028477>>30028444The worst case scenario was that they would take it badly and we'd have some complications with the X-Men in the future. While not the ideal outcome, it's still interesting. You're bitching because of bad rolls. Tough luck, but it happens.Now your bitching has ruined the session for *everybody*.This is the kind of shit that killed BQ. Don't do that to PQ as well. Suck it up and deal, or stop reading the threads.>>30028630Keep the current system, Cosgrove, and thanks for running.
>>30028833>people bitch about resultCrosswire:"Guys its a joke calm down">People bitch harder>Crosswire vetos it for something bland>People continue to bitch
>>30028883amen,Clap if you believe in Cosgrove.
>>30028630Keep the system as is, Cos. I'm glad your putting your foot down on these sperglords, they have this nasty habit of ruining everyone elses fun by bitching about a dice roll. You are doing a wonderful job, your writing is far beyond anything I could hope to produce and you create characters with actual personalities and depth.To said sperglords:Like a pen and paper rpg this is a story and a game, and if you have a bit of bad luck then that's just what happens. If you can't deal with bad rolls then you can stop playing at any time, the rules don't bend to you because you are upset. Deal with it. If you can't deal with bad luck or god forbid things not happening exactly as you want them to in real life, then you are going to live an unhappy, fulfilling life and you will die in obscurity.
>>30028867>Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaul Giamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaati.That would be hilarious. We're about to give some grand speech and then the Rhino just comes out of nowhere and just plows through us
>>30028630>hype something up as the most important moment yet>act like bullshit dice rolls from namefags would trash said pivotal moment whether or not they would>"Wow, I never would have though people would get mad over a fictional story on a board that focuses on them!"Bretty gud joke Cosgrove
>>30028883No, the worst case scenario is that the very idea of superheroes becomes laughable which inevitably leads to the Earth's destruction by alien invaders. Did you miss how crucial this moment is supposed to be? It's not just the X-Men watching, it's everybody.
So because people can't accept that they failed a dice roll the quest got shitcanned early. Nice guys.I vote we keep the system as is and bitchers be ignored.
>>30028918Feeling cheated by chance can make people lash out at everything even though nothing is really to blame. It's a normal, if regrettable, human condition.
>>30028931>>30028918It's THE dice roll. The most important dice roll in the quest so far.If this whole event wasn't hyped so much, it'd be fine. But in this specific instance, a critfail here derails the timeline.
>>30028965Fuck off, it is fine.Shit happens, get over it.
>>30028901The gift was something that wasn't the problem.The problem is the Crosswire litteraly killed Bass Charisma because the players were doing good in his quest.An -5 on a dice roll is like having 0 on a stat.Look at the fucking Flaw. It on all fucking social rolls.Bass didn't have such a fucking problem until that point on the quest.Crosswire was being a bitch due to the consent 20's.He change the rules, so the 1's miss by 1 due to there being 3 dice instead of 4. he change the double crit rules as well making 20 no longer crit rolls but keeping 1 as crit failure.Crosswire was doing a bitchfit and saw a chance to take it out on the players for failing the DC by one point, he decided to take away All 10 points on Bass Charisma stat.
>>30028926>Nat 1 Fellowship with X-Men.So Spidey's phrasing, intentionally or unintentionally, sets him at odds with the X-Men in the future.Meanwhile, a lone superhero still jumped into the middle of a metahuman fight in full view of the public and made a stand. He tried to solve matters diplomatically, and when someone shot him anyways, he got right back up again, put the shooter down with zero collateral damage, and then told them to take a hike.That doesn't make the very idea of superheroes laughable. And aliens ain't destroying the world without a fight, public support for metas or not.
Rolled 20 + 6>>30028965who said it won't make things more exciting in the long runthis isn't a main quest failthis just makes circumstances all the more insane.Human Mutant relations will be at crazy fault, and it'll be half because the mutants didn't know how to keep their powers in check.This is basically the same as magneto's first attacks on humanity. Of course this is gonna create some serious issues.time to ride the wave
>>30028630It wouldn't be spiderman if we didn't fail catastrophically out of the gate. Keep the system, but take whatever time you need to write what you need to write or clear your head or whatnot. We're all here to have fun.
>>30028996So they're the ones who were stealing our luck...
>>30029031No.That Wrenloft fault. Just look at the missed 20's on this thread.
Rolled 5 + 6>>30029025.... soooo.... how's life guys?
>>30029031We need MetaQuest back so there's a Lightning Rod for all the bad rolls.
>>30029025Shut the fuck up not Wrenloft. This is all your doing.You and your name's ability to break the rng algorithm.
>>30028986>Shit happens, get over it.Then why should anyone care about anything?Getting butthurt over the most important event's roll double crit failing and crit failing again is to be completely expected. I don't know why a longer running QM - specifically one who acts like Cosgrove does (hyping shit all the fucking time), wouldn't realize this.
>>30029017Your taking this too seriously. I. Upset with the rolls too but cosgrove doesn't need to take this shit man. We all want to enjoy the story and as long as peter is still alive that is fine. Can we just continue on, we're not here to make the qm job harder
>>30029027>It wouldn't be spiderman if we didn't fail catastrophically out of the gate.I guess you're right...
>Rules: http://pastebin.com/w5G3aG3YFor anyone who wants to take a critical look at the rules again. Mechanics and stuff. Otherwise, keep enjoying the ride!
>>30029017Except this isn't just to the X-Men, this is to everybody. People are watching us right now and they're going to see us act like a tool.
>>30028965And it was put up to a throw of the dice and we lost. Fucking deal with it.
>>30029059>get mad about RNGWhat's the point?If you play in a system that uses dice you have to accept RNG.How have you not worked that out by now?
>>30028996This is a conversation for the next digger quest, not in the middle of parker quest.wat until then
>>30028965It doesn't so much derail the timeline as define it. We were never guaranteed to succeed here.
>>30029084>Fucking deal with it.And people are getting mad about it. Fucking deal with it.
>>30029082Oh no. How will Spider-Man ever continue in a world where people have a mild irritation towards him?
Rolled 1 + 6>>30029057SEE! THIS GUY KNOWS WHO I AM!
>>30029059Your hyping it up, he's just playing as usual>>30029082We did our best, Spider-Man always get the short end of the stick that's what happened
>>30029082Nah, Cosgrove said the roll was for how the X-Men take what we say, so it would just mean bad relations between them and us for awhile.
>>30028630Sir, keep calm and carry on. Your doing fine and you don't need to change your system for them.
>>30029110no u
>>30029070I don't know who wanted the rules to change, but that would be retarded.I don't think anyone really wanted that besides the two he quoted. Everyone else was cursing Fate.
>>30029126Nah.You are Wrenloft.
Whelp guys, time to abandon quest. Hopefully something else comes up in the next month or so we can enjoy before it crashes and burns in flames like usual.
>>30029110And nobody gives a shit about them, they're just ruining everyone elses time because they've got their asses ablazeIt happened, we got a second chance, and it happened again. You people dont bitch when its a 20, so why bitch at a 1, good things happen and bad things happen, shut up and accept it, just because you're on your period doesn't mean anything will change
>>30029082worried about negative press?what kind of Spider-man are you?
>>30029133Except they're going to keep fighting us and the more they fight us the likelier it is that Stella is going to kill one of them.
>>30029025The continual rolling *really* isn't going to help soothe people's jimmies, faker.
>>30028965guess what? This one thing didn't work.The hype this got? Suggested there could be more players involved than just us.The X-Men continue fighting? Could be that the Avengers or Shield or some other group arrives and it breaks into a big shitshow, the big reveal of things to come.This dice roll didn't affect the whole damn timeline, just one piece of the big act, it's your own fault that you only assume the worst.
>>30029166Dude, this isn't even our biggest fuckup. The quest is far from wrecked.
>>30029169Honestly, the fact that you and people like you are getting so butthurt about the fact that people are complaining makes the situation no better. All it does it stir shit harder and make it worse, and if you really didn't care what they thought, or about the roll, you wouldn't be trying to shit the thread up worse.
>>30028630Keep it and ignore everyone bitching about it. You gave us two chances and we critfailed both times.Shit sucks; but that's the luck of the die.
>>30029184Then why offer a catch-free reroll if it was so important?
Look, this one that was rolled? I wasn’t going to affect Peter. He wasn’t going to look like a tool. All he wants to do is go home and get his friends to safety. He’s also a bit angry at these jerks.So the one would represent that the people would see the X-men here as incredibly dangerous, and likewise, the X-men would be unhappy with Spider-man. They’ve all but been outed in a way that looks like super human extremists.Peter wouldn’t have looked stupid and it still would have been important.But it would shift the entire perception of Super-humans to an extent.The reason I allowed a reroll was because three fucking ones in a row was ridiculous, even if only one counted. I realize now I should have just rolled with it instead of asking if you all would like a reroll.I’ll finish up writing this part I’m working on.
...no one clapped
>>30029158Pretty much.>>30029169There a difference between getting a 20 on making breakfast and getting a 1 on the start of the age of marvels.It fucking sucks as hell, so shut the fuck up. Don't say it doesn't suck.Go on. You find a dollar on the street and get hit by a truck.Shut up and accept it. Why bitch about bad things when you don't bitch about good things.
>>30029070I'm fully in support of Cosgrove on this. I want him to keep the current system.That post was to provide an example to an anon who *does* have a problem with Cosgrove that flubbing a fellowship roll isn't the end of the world.
>>30029215Because Cosgrove likes fun
>>30029215You. Are. Not.Helping.
>>30029178Evidently not one who is going to be the trailblazer for the Heroic Age and inspire people.
>>30029225Stop your fucking bitching now
>>30029169Yeah, nah, fuck you. Getting mad and frustrated is the fun part
>>30029215because then Cos would be called a railroaderwouldn't be true but he'd be called it
Why does this have to happen every fucking time something goes wrong in a quest?
>>30029247Go suck the fuck up.You one of the fucking trolls here wishing for 1's and trying to make the quest shit.
>>30029225Cosgrove, if any of my posts made you angry or frustrated, I apologize. I was cursing the Destiny and Fate, not you.I'm fine with the current system.
Rolled 4>>30029164>>30029181.... Yo Wrenloft! can I use your handle now?also keeping dice on. If the generator is affected by time, then you can't really 'steal' 20splus the rustling is fun to watch>>30029225eh, we all liked it. The fact we got another crit fail just made it better
>>30029247Nice b8 m8
>>30029225Thank you for being awesome Cosgrove! I hope this hasn't burned you out at all.
>>30029179Then we'll deal with it. 1's being rolled hasn't utterly ruined things for us before, people are just getting super butthurt because this particular quest is hyped up.
>>30029225Thank you Based Cosgrove. Just do what you must and excuse the player base
>>30029281You also one of the fucking troll in this quest, wanting to fuck up the quest.Get out of here.
>>30029268tg cannot into accepting failure, they live vicariously through such threads as these and take the result personally.
>>30029225If it makes you feel any better Cosgrove, I've got a headache too. I understand why people get so hot under the collar though, and I hope it's just because they really enjoy the quest. As long as we can still find a way to become friends with Bobby, I'll be fine. The Amazing Friends will still come together. We may however need to start a new thread, hopefully a fresh thread will help everyone relax.
>>30029225YAY! There was clapping!
>>30029225Why are you mad that people are mad for something important? Did you kill the previous Cosgrove that had experience with butthurt before?
>>30029281no.
>>30029281So you are confirming that you keep rolling on to troll. What an asshole.
>>30029247Leave.
Cosgrove confirmed for having the patience of a saint.
>>30029247Just for clarification, I wasn't telling Cosgrove to stop bitching, I was telling everyone else to stop bitching about the one, and how it was some pivotal roll.I should have been more clear, sorry if you took that the wrong way cosgrove.
Rolled 12 + 6>>30029225thanks man, i'm sorry we cause you grief. if it means anything you got me interested in spiderman.
>>30029225Well that's fine then I guess.It means we're gonna have to deal with Sentinels, but whatever.The reroll combined with the buildup just made everything seem really critical.
>>30029336Wow you worded that post wrong holy shit
>>30029336Sure asshole.Just quote the dude you were supporting with no context.
>>30029351Yeah, I realize that now.I think it's time for me to stop posting.
>>30029336If you're not just trying to backpedal, then apology accepted.
>>30029225Try not to let the people getting super upset get to you, Cosgrove. The majority of us here for your amazing quest understand how this works and how wonky the dice can be
>>30029225Thank you
>>30029225God damn, that's awesome, Spiderman's why there's Mutie hate.
>>30029393In fairness, I think mutants attacking people in a crowded subway station, then attacking Spider-Man when he tries to calm things down is what starts Mutie hate.
>>30029393>justasplanned.jpg
Rolled 5>>30029329I guessBut it's not like anyone would really be mad if it wasn't dropping crits as often as it did.If the rolling bothers you then that amuses me.But I'm not exactly just dropping bad suggestions or trying to fuck the quest over.I'm just not Wrenloft.(real reason I'm rolling is because I've never had so many 20s and 1s before. The Wrenloft handle in the name really does seem to correlate with these for reasons. It just kinda amazes me after not critting in any way for the last year)
>>30029393Spiderman is the hero we deserve, trying to keep the goddamn Muggas away
>>30029269>bad rolls will make the quest shitNot trying to stir shit here, but I'm honestly curious how that would happen.Like I'm here because I like reading what Cos writes.Unless we fuck up so badly that Peter dies, Cos will keep writing.If you want the character to succeed all the time then why would you even consider playing something that involves dice?
>>30029225Man its like everyone left the other quest and came here to be assholes. All I can say is thanks Cosgrove, and hang in there.
>>30029393>feared>hated>saving the worldSSDD for the X-men, hell it problem helps give them street cred when they play hardball.your welcome Chuck
>>30029439You are really not helping
>>30029434Look man, with all the rumors of dice glitches, it's better on peoples' nerves for you to just stop rolling unless it's appropriate to roll.So would you please stop? It's not funny for anyone here. And it just makes a clutter of posts.
>>30029369>>30029315It wasn't failure in general, it was that specific failure in what seemed to be a defining moment for the entire planet.But since it seems like it was just an ordinary failure after all, then that's fine and I apologize for overreacting.
>>30029439you do realize I don't use emoticons, right?
>>30029393Nah, the X-Men acting like asshats on Christmas is why there is going to be Mutie hate (or more likely; more scrutiny of superheroes)
>>30029479Oh boy.Wrenloft shenanigans. Get a trip already Wrenloft and end this madness.
>>30029500what if we all just post or roll as Wrenloft...would the dice have a seizure?
>>30029500well, I'm having a headache right now, so I'm going to head off. you guys are on your own. Or until I'm feeling better
>>30029472... fine>>30029479so wren, how do you feel about the wrensplosion. I can honestly say one or two of the "not wrenloft" posts were me either.>>30029500that wouldn't stop me from being not wrenloft
>>30029493Xavier is going to be PISSED.
>>30029474It's cool, people just got a bit heated because that was the perception.
Rolled 14 + 6>>30029500or not, everyone in the thread change their name to Wrenloft!
>>30029520Already happened on another quest, and on this one too.Nothing spectacular happened, aside from the hilarity of House Wrenloft
>>30029529I wonder if he'll personally visit Peter to apologize.
>>30029529FUCK XAVIER.You know who i'm am afraid of?MAG FUCKING NETO.HE GONNA BE PISSED AS HELL TO US AND THE X MEN.
>>30029529This calls for an Omake
>>30029493SHIELD's gonna have a goddamned field day with this.Osborn too, if he starts up his post-Oscorp shenanigans early.
>>30029526Thank you.
>>30029557Magneto? as in "kill all the flatscans!" Magneto?
>>30029557>MagnetoWon't this further his agenda of rallying mutants to his cause, if mutant persecution is accelerated due to this incident?/meta
>>30029557>>30029559>Erik Lehnsherr sees the news.>Blinks, calls Xavier.>"Charles, I thought you and yours were supposed to be the reasonable ones."
>>30029557>>30029529This especially. I'm more surprised the XMen didn't consider us a non-target nor tried to keep us out of this.We're already famous for catching thugs and stopping another supervillain.The fact they attacked a public hero in addition to nearly harming civilians doesn't help the situation at all>>30029564nah, thank you. I guess, considering how seriously people here can take the dice, it was a dick move. Just people don't really care about dice rolling unless crits are poppin. thought I'd just try seeing how often my crits came up
>>30029623"Chuck? The hell?""I know, I know... Next time I'm not making an army of teenagers."
>>30029557Nah, MaghNeato will want to recruit Spider Man "Those Xmen were really evil weren't they? kekekeke"
>>30029623>Xavier cannot muster a coherent reply
bout time powerful bald guys learned they can't solve all their problems with a team of teenagers with attitude
>>30029557I'm hoping Magneto will be understanding. He's pretty sensible when written well, and Peter didn't charge in going "Kick the ass of all the Muties!"
>>30029655first off, no. Spiderman has secured himself as a protector of people. Magneto wants to recreate a schism, and then overtake normal humans.>>30029557Magneto will mostly be pissed because this will increase human on mutant violence. He won't blame peter, as from any mutant's perspective, it is possible Spiderman is a mutant himself.
>>30029655Maybe he'll be able to, after all, we'll need a friend in this world filled with fear of the extraordinary and hatred of the spectacular.
Damn it, if that didn’t just add another layer of problems to this. You’ve got aches everywhere, the mother of all headaches, and it’s Christmas, which you should be spending with your Family.Raising your voice, you look over at the people on the street. “Hey, You all need to get out of here! It’s dangerous! These guys are not kidding around!”Turning towards the uniformed bunch of super powered jerks, you shake your head. “What the hell are you all doing?! It’s Chirstmas. I’m going to be nice! Get the hell out of my city and don’t let me catch you here again. If I have to stop you from putting people in harm’s way a second time, I won’t be this nice!”You clench your firsts and wait for something to happen. Some of them, the unharmed ones, seen confused and angry, but when the crowd starts up, they grow more unsettled.“Yeah, we don’t need freaks like you messing up our town!” ”Look what they did to the five guys!” “You tell them, Spidey!”The crowd seems to come to life and when the first rock is thrown, the all gather up and leave in a puff of blue smoke- the girl that had been on fire giving you a nasty look, leaving you and Johnny alone- Sue comes out from an alley seconds later to go check on Johnny. People are cheering for you and the Storms are safe, but looking around- you don’t feel like you’ve accomplished anything. You’re sore, hurt, and so were they.This whole thing strikes you as pointless and unnecessary. Why did they do that? What good is ANY of that do ANYONE?!>[ ] Take the Storms, get out of here>[ ] Help the Storms explain themselves on news to get them off the hook>[ ] Tell the storms to get out of here, go home>[ ] Write in
>>30029704He might not be the same Magneto as canon.Consider we're buddies with Doom.
>>30029728>>[X] Tell the storms to get out of here, go homeSue can escape with her invisibility with her brother.Spiderman needs to get home.
>>30029728>[ ] Tell the storms to get out of here, go homethen>[ ] Write in: Speak to the news
>>30029728>[ ] Tell the storms to get out of here, go home>Try to calm down the crowd for the good of superhuman PR
>>30029728>[x] Take the Storms, get out of hereThen ask them what happened
>>30029728Look for that sniper.
>>30029769>>[X] Tell the storms to get out of here, go home>>Try to calm down the crowd for the good of superhuman PR
>>30029728>[ ] Take the Storms, get out of hereScold Jonny,
>>30029728>”Look what they did to the five guys!”What kind of monster would destroy such a good burger joint?!Why don't we let the Storms decide if they want to go home or explain themselves instead of deciding for ourselves?
>>30029728Help the Storms explain themselves on the news to get them off the hookGuys' we've gotta do some PR here
>>30029728>>[ ] Help the Storms explain themselves on news to get them off the hookWork on the pr.
>>30029769>>30029787>>[X] Tell the storms to get out of here, go home>>Try to calm down the crowd for the good of superhuman PR
>>30029768Im seconding this. Say how they were tryinf to protect their own friends. Also spspeak about the ethics of superpowers, and additionally the responsibilities that come with them.
>>30029728>>[ ] Help the Storms explain themselves on news to get them off the hookLet's out Reed.
>>30029797No.FUCK NO.Doom keep them on the low down due to Richard and Shield looking after them.
>>30029797>Why don't we let the Storms decide if they want to go home or explain themselves instead of deciding for ourselves?Seconding this. It might be time for them to come out, after all this, hiding might not be the best thing.
>>30029728>See if the Storms can't stick around, take 'em back to the house for Christmas dinner.>Talk to the news"Sorry this was so crazily, you two. I don't know who those people were, but I'm going to try to find out. I'll text you later, but I'm going to try some damage control."
>>30029728Tell the storms to get out of here, make sure that all the civilians are ok, then go home and apologize to Stella for leaving her behind but tell her why we want her to have a happy childhood
>>30029814We don't know much about them, we just know they attacked the storms, let's not
>>30029728>to the five guysgoddamn it CosgroveWell first, we oughta find out what we can from the storms. Know 1: why they're out here. We know they shouldn't be2: why they were attacked, if they knowalso if they WERE targeted, how anyone could've known they had powers.it'd be best to get that information before we make an action.That plus letting them take control of their lives for themselves.>>30029739I'll give you that... but I'll still bet that Magneto is a holocaust survivor... something that comes with all the PTSD issues that made him what he was in the canon
Guys why are we deciding if Johnny and Sue should stay or go? It's their choice to make at this point. We should stand by and help them explain things if that is what they want
>>30029797>Why don't we let the Storms decide if they want to go home or explain themselves instead of deciding for ourselves?Agreed. If they want to come out, we help them. If not, we get them out of here.
>>30029728>[x] Take the Storms, get out of here
>>30029805Our PR is great. No idea what your talking about.
>>30029728Ask the Storms whether they'd like to run while we speak to the news or if they'd like to explain with us
>>30029830>>30029812>>30029808>>30029787>>30029769>>30029768No, bad idea. Don't talk to the media. The storms need to be hidden and we don't know anything about people with powers other then the few people we know
>>30029728>"This is your call guys. You can either go back "home" or talk to the media. Personally I'd recommend going home; I'll tell the media it was some sort of misunderstanding or something. It WAS a misunderstanding right?">Quest still goingBUENOAlso: ARCHIVE
>>30029728Help the storms explain themselves...Its time to get this whole shield/FF thing started. Sorry DOOM
>>30029728>Take the Storms, get out of hereLet's just go home.
>>30029874If we don't talk to the media, do you have any clue how much they'll pervert and distort the issue?You want them to have free reign over this without any words from us?
>>30029870Did you guys forget about shield and nick fury? That is ridiculous
>>30029728>Ask the Storms if they want to do damage control or if we should do it.
>>30029874I think you didn't read half of those.>get the storms to leave>spidey adresses the mediagot it?
>>30029728>help the siblings with whatever course of action they want to take. Then meet on the rooftop with our would be back up.
Rolled 11 + 6>>30029728>[X] Help the Storms explain themselves on news to get them off the hook>>[X] Tell them what your taught you.
>>30029728>[X] Take the Storms and get out of here after Publicly checking on Johnny and Sue to make sure they're OK (webbing any wounds closed and such). If anyone throws another stone take the hit for them and tell the crowd it's over.
>>30029728>[X]Take the Storms, get out of here
>>30029908But we don't know anything either.
>>30029728> Write in: Get a quick version of the story from the storm before sending them home, then talk to the news and try to calm everyone down>Throw in a 'with great power comes great responsibility' in regards to superpowers because we're spiderman
>>30029769This. Sue and Johnny have had enough for one day, but we can do some damage control by talking the crowd down
>>30029874Make it their call. But this is the moment that could change everything.How do you make a metahuman not only acceptable but likeable to the general public?Make them a rockstar, or make them an average joe/jill who's lucked into some pretty strange powers and is still trying to get used to them. Make them one of the crowd, or make them someone who looks out for the crowd.
>>30029928That doesn't mean we can't at least try to keep the issue from getting so out of hand it's completely unsalvageable, it's always better to preemptively stop something
>>30029928Set the Storms up with an interview with the Bugle?
>>30029728>[ ] Tell the storms to get out of here, go homeCover for them, check up on any civilians who got caught in the crossfire.Make a break for it if authorities are around to secure the situation though.Meta: SHIELD might address the media first to put their own circus spin on the incident.At the moment, the priority is the safety of the Storm siblings, the civilians and Spidey's.
>>30029728help the storms explain themselves on the newswe can't let reporters and the news media dictate the events here, they'll twist them badly. We also don't really know how this started so we can't really talk to the media by ourselves
>>30029728>Why don't we let the Storms decide if they want to go home or explain themselves instead of deciding for ourselves?Great. Now everyone is going to think we're a mutie hater
>>30029728>X-Men mad at Spider-Man after the public reacts intelligently about such a situation>They're all gigantic cocksleeves and they're pissed at Spider-Man for the consequences of their own actionsClassic X-Men.
>>30029965No one knows what a mutie is currently anon
...How did I miss Superior Foes of Spider-Man #7 coming out?
>>30029945THIS THIS THIS.SAY THE ICONIC LINE ON MEDIA>
>>30029965but anon, we ARE a mutie hater
>>30029952I'm surprised Richards didn't show up.
>>30029952>>30029957>>30029958I don't know but talking to the media seems risky. Let's just go home and enjoy Christmas, doing interviews after doing what we did comes off as dismiss
>>30030008No we're not
>>30030003#8 drops tomorrow FYI
>>30029965I can also get behind this if the Storms want to stick around and talk.
>>30029945Seeing as how that's kind of a Parker family motto, I'm going to have to say that that is a very, very bad idea.
>>30030018Even a couple of words, even asking them all not to judge all superhumans from this incident would be good.
>>30029728>>[ ] Help the Storms explain themselves on news to get them off the hook
>>30030033Maybe just not say it in those words. >>30030050This.
>>30030021Yeah, gonna have to pick up the back issue too. If they have it... My local shop has a hard time keeping it on their shelves.
>>30029728>[ ] Help the Storms explain themselves on news to get them off the hook
>>30030033Dude, that not a parker saying.http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070107135519AAUe5TB
>>30029945Sure.
>>30030050...I guess, let's not do a whole interview, say something quick and leave, we're not tony stark who the media is revolved around, we're your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man
>>30030094Yeah, I don't really want a full interview, just enough to calm down the crowds and to keep this from getting out of hand before we leave
>>30030091You guys are really forgetting fucking shield? And nick fury the reason their in hiding?
>>30029945thisso much this
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>>30029990Storm yelling at everyone when they get back to the institute. Especially Hank, who was supposed to be chaperoneXavier doesn't know what's what.Scott is a tool, hilariously not dealing well with being shut down by Spider-Man.Jean realizes where the day went wrong.
Rolled 18 + 6>>30030116can't disappear someone easily after this sort of thing
>>30030116But they're right though. Better to mold the story when we have the chance then to let anyone shape it to their advantage.
>>30030116This is a perfect opportunity to change that. The Storms are obviously on our side, and there's a ton of coverage on this. We can use that to try and smooth things over with Shield and maybe make a start on patching things up with Reed.
>>30029728"I don't know how many of these super humans there are out there or what that was even all about... but I do know one thing. With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility. And no matter what the situation was. Those gifts where not used responsibly today. We all learned that there's some strange stuff out there today. And I'm hoping that in the future such conflicts can be resolved peacefully rather than with violence. So I will say this to these... "X-Men", I don't know what happened today, but I implore you to exercise restraint and make a public apology. I'm sorry I couldn't have been more help and I'm sorry that things couldn't be resolved diplomatically. Don't be a jerk. Be a responsible person. Thank you and please go home to your families and friends."
>>30029728Just warning you that the premature archiver seems to be here tonight (>>30030125). And he's making noise.
>>30030183GOOD.EXCEPT WITH THE X-MEN. We don't even fucking know their name.
>>30030183Do we even know they're called X-men?
>>30030202>>30030204They had X's on their uniforms. We might as well call them on it.
>>30030183Call 'em 80s-Men and you've got my vote.
>>30030183Call them "X-people" just for the lelz
>>30030183subtract the x-men name though, we don't know it
>>30030225No they didn't.For real. Go look up the updates.
>>30030183Err, do we actually know the name of their group is "the x-men" yet?
>>30030183This is perfect!
>>30030225Those Cross-Fellows seemed like bad eggs.
>>30030183"And Gordy McLaser face... dick move man." /thwip/
>>30030183WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY THERE WAS COMBAT TODAYHow will we get an apology or ANY communication going without knowing who these are and what was going on.From the Storms' view, they were attacked for no reason
>>30030238call them Doom Patrolsince X-men just ripped them off anyway
>>30030183Call the Doom Potrol.
>>30030260But DOOM might be offended
>>30030276isn't he always?
>So- ask the storms what they want to do, then speak to the news for moment either way? That about right?>If so, what do you want to tell the news?
>>30030183I really would rather not immediately try to paint them to be bad people immediately, we still don't know their motivations. That's not going to make things better, it'll just make their situation worse off, and it'll make us look like arrogant.
>>30030255Jean was in our head briefly, they can track us to midtown.Things remain hostile or someone's cooler bald head prevails.
>>30030275*Patrol
>>30030183call them a rogue's gallery
>>30030255And nowhere did he say anything like that.>I don't know how many of these super humans there are out there or what that was even all abou
>>30030296Yes.Tell the news this: >>30030183
>>30030296If they want to leave, I would say leave with them. But that's me.
>>30030296>>30030317What this anon says.
>>30030296Tell the news not to judge people with super powers but by their character.
>>30030296Tell them we don't know exactly what happened today or why, but that they shouldn't use this situation to pre-judge metahumans, because in the end they're just as much of a human as everyone else
>>30030296Something along the lines of we were lucky no one was hurt and the public deserves an apology
>>30030296Sure.
>>30030296How about this>>30030183but without calling them the X-Men, and saying "not sure what those other super humans were about"
>>30030302I don't see it as painting them as bad people at all. He's saying there was probably some misunderstanding and that one party acted like jerks that's about it and need to try and be better in the future.>>30030296Yep let's talk to the news>>30030183
>>30030296Yes sounds right. Something along the lines of great power, great responsiblilty, ect ect
>>30030296>>30030337>>30030344These.
>>30030296yes"I don't know who they were or what they wanted. But listen, to anybody out there with wierd or powerful gifts. Human, mutant, science, magic, heck even outerspace stuff. If you have some kind of power, use it responsibly. don't be a jerk! ... or I'll punch you"
>>30030314asking them to exercise restraint and what not would be, in this case, giving the same speech to a bunch of mobsters and what not. We'd want them to not do it again, not exercise restraint with their weapons
>>30030296Tell them this:>>30030183But, Change X-men
>>30030296Yup."I'm not completely sure why this fight happened, but i hope no one was badly injured as a result of this. Let's not jump to judgement about why those strangers attacked my friends and myself, it's Christmas after all and we can be forgiving."
>>30030372This.
>>30030296If we have to say anything, I think we should just apologize for the ruckus on Christmas, and then skedaddle with the Storms
>>30030384This should be added to >>30030183.
>>30030296lets just go home and tell the Storms to do the same.
Rolled 7 + 6>>30030384>>30030183>>30030296These two.
>>30030372This is hilarious too! Man, so many good write-ins!
>>30030384This should be used.
>>30030372This is amazing. We need more quip
And the funny part is Spidey has good relations with the people of NY and the media.But the mutants will be even more hated.It's like they absorbed part of the hatred
Cosgrove please PLEASE consider an interlude at Xavier's School post operation.
>>30030183>>30030372>>30030384All three of these need to be used.
>>30030482that'd be nice
>>30030482Yes!!!!!!! I would seriously throw money at the screen if I thought it would do any good.
>>30030482Man I hope not. I'd rather not see that until Peter does.
>>30030482Also do an Interlude for Magneto and Shield.
As a side effect of this, the X-men never actually make contact with Warren, and he remains a NY vigilante.
>>30030372This.replace punch with kick, as that's what we did
>>30030511Ditto. We've seen a lot of stuff ooc, lets digest that before moving on.
>>30030482this would be interesting to see, if but to have a feel for the consequences of our actions
>>30030372So, we should propose upgrading the existing police force, or at least the creating of an elite squad, that can go toe to toe with powered because this shit's getting out of hand? I could get behind that.
>>30030372This one.
>>30030578Uh no.Fuck no.Hell no.NO, idiota!BAKA!I can say this in more languages but NO.
>>30030562I mostly just want to see them popping in during Spidy's conference and everyone at the mansion ragging on Scott eventually culminating in Xavier giving an exasperated sigh as he shakes his head and rolls off without a word.
>>30030578That would be an insult to the police.
>>30030578Eh, that might be pushing it a little. Let's stick to proposing tolerance and responsibility.
>>30030578lets not worry about registration just yet
>>30030578Nope. Do not want this
>>30030608>>30030616Alternate proposition: Getting a team of supers together to cooperate with the police, essentially being semiprofessional superpowered SWAT.
I love whoever archived this. Hilarious!
>>30030622Agreed, make such a speech and...ah hell, Fury is right behind us, isn't he.
>>30030622This this this this.>>30030633Registration fag, please. Not the time.
Rolled 7 + 6>>30030639>totally samefaggingWe know it was you, and it wasn't very funny.
>>30030372We don't know what mutants are either.As far as we know, the X-Men are a shadow government/corporate hit squad.Or blue furry aliens who disguise themselves as people.
>>30030643>RegistrationGodfuckno.I'm proposing we get a Batphone.
>>30030624>Tony stops just outside of NYC after learning the fight is already over>Disappointed he heads home>He knows the government will eventually try and take his toys>But holy shit there are crazies out there with face lasers>Was that tech?>Fuck...>Start working on suit upgrades as he tries to figure out how to monitor and control potential super humans without giving up his own shit>Fury yelling an Earth shattering FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK that resonates around a near silent Helicarrier after the conference>Scott leaving the X-Men in shame as he often does
>>30030677THE SPIDEY SIGNAL
>>30030633>>30030578time and place bro. now is neither
>>30030578http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HLYnl7vEoY
>>30030683>Pym, Janet and Cap decide to form the Avengers
>>30030693
>>30030683Scott the Ashley cyclops deserves it, he threw the first punch at spidy
>>30030677You mean a Spider-Phone
I don't think it's possible for us to say something without absurd metagaming.
>>30030703>not Spider-man forming the Neighborhood Watch
>>30030739Not really. We've been informed about mutants. We've pondered the implications of supers existing.Pete's got this thought out quite a bit.
>>30030735>Spider App>TwipperJust to get with the times, eh?
>>30030633So essentially, the cops call us in whenever they face something they can't handle, and we get our squad together and swing in to back them up?Yeah, that might work.
>>30030695Fine. We don't preemptively propose the formation of an avengers style response team.
>>30030768you mean Thwipper
>>30028492All in due time.
>>30030777Ya, leave the media and congress to do that and then watch it fizzle out after a few weeks like gun control after a shooting.
>>30030750That's too limited, Avengers fight on a much larger scale.
>>30030578
>>30030777oh god, if we got that going on national television?"I ask that all people with great power use it with great responsibility. Help your communities. If you can help NYC, I could use the assistance if you noticed.
>>30030793Yeah, but we're not the Avengers yet.We're a bunch of vigilantes with superpowers living in New York.
>>30030802That would be interesting. Also SHIELD would shit itself.
>>30030802actually, that's a pretty good line
Gentlemen, I know what our next project should be...
>>30030808Which is exactly why I the post said Cap and Antman would do it.I think you didn't follow the trail of posts
>>30030802Cosgrove, if its not too late, can we work this into the update?Pretty please?
>>30030815>All mutants and superhumans start using their powers responsibility>The secret gets out>SHIELD shits itself.
>>30030802No n-no no nana no no no
>>30030829the derpiest go-kart ever?
>>30030802This would be good, probably too late though.
>>30030802...Yeah, and people will rush to help. Like Anya, who has no powers and will get killed in two minutes. Or Stella, who doesn't really get that you're not supposed to kill your enemies.
>>30030831And you'd be right.
>>30030839>SHIELD shits itself.it does that every time Nick Fury leaves the room
>>30030802Noooooooooo, do you realize how many superhero wannabes like Anna will jump on the chance.
I can understand why they did it, the service was pretty shit.
>>30030857>Three days later, Spider-man makes another appearance on television"So, guys. I, uh, /appreciate/ your efforts and all but the police would like you to stop helping them. Now. Please. You're just making things worse."
>>30030864That is because nobody but alt-verse Samuel L Jackson is able to turn the concentrated autism that is SHIELD into a legitimate orginization
>>30030857>>30030873These. Saying that would be -very- irresponsible.
>>30030873>>30030857Then why not rephrasing it as just help your communities?I wrote that as a joke first off... but I mean if could get people to help out in their communities in a not fighting supervillans way...
>>30030873Thats why we have meetings and training camps to make sure theyre legitalso not everyone needs powers to be a badass
Rolled 1 + 6>>30030893>Autism>2014go back to 2013.
>>30030898>The Punisher singlehandedly gives every child in NYC a toy through guns for toys
>>30030892Yeah... Poor Sally Avril... RIP...
>>30030898We're a person of note we need to be careful on what we say>>30030903How do we do that? We're not professor x or stark lets not do stuff beyond our reach
>>30030928Punisher is a cool dudetoo bad he turned into a plot device and killed spidey
>>30030954... our fellowship is pretty damn high if you haven't noticed.We don't have to CREATE a program.All we should do is ask people to be nicer and possibly help their communities out.
You turn towards Johnny and Sue, your voice low. “What do you want to do here? I can get you out of here, or Sue can get you out of here, if you want.”Sue looks indecisive as Johnny Narrows his eyes. “No. I’m not running. Look, these people attacked us because we’re different, and they were only able to do it because we let ourselves be hidden away. You can go if you need to sis, but this is our one Chance to finally stop hiding, to finally have lives again.”Sue Storm looks over at the people before looking at Johnny. Letting out a sigh, she flicks his head. “You know, I miss the days when you were a goofy kid.”Looking at you, she quickly briefs you on the situation as you see the Media start to swarm in- the cops have kept their distance, but they don’t seem to be trying anything.Making your way towards a Daily Bugle reporter, you wave him over. “Wow, Spider-man, what was that?! A word- and who are your companions here?”You let Johnny and Sue introduce themselves as you hear the media burst into a frenzy even larger- as they’re questioned on the quarantine, Sue stops them and briefs on a rough explanation- there were complications from being exposed to cosmic radiation, but the abilities these mutations caused are not life threatening, nor contagious. She gives a more scientific-y statement than that, but then again she is more educated at biology and physiology than you. Eventually, the news switches back to being focused on you- “Who were those people?! What did they want?!”
>>30030954Its a thing for the future
>>30030988“I don't know who they were or what they wanted. I'm not completely sure why this fight happened, but i hope no one was badly injured as a result of this. I don't know how many of these super humans there are out there or what that was even all about... but I do know one thing.“If you have a great power, then you have a great responsibility to use those powers to help people. No matter what the situation was today- those gifts were not used responsibly by those people today. The world has seen that there’s people with the ability to do things beyond normal human capability, and hopefully there won’t be another situation like this again, hopefully things can be resolved with words instead of violence.“So I will say this to these individuals- I don't know what happened today, but I implore you to exercise restraint and make a public apology. I'm sorry I couldn't have been more help and I'm sorry that things couldn't be resolved diplomatically. “But violent and dangerously irresponsible actions and tactics like those that occurred today are something that I won’t tolerate. I hope everyone can go back to their families and try to enjoy the rest of their Christmas.“So, uh. Merry Christmas everyone. Bye.”The Storms wave you off as you head off- the news monitoring you websling off, but don’t seem to be following you. From the rooftops, you can see there’s not a single soul around other than you and the helicopters in the distance.>[ ]Head home>[ ]head somewhere else>[ ]Write in
>>30030988IT HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>30030893Thus the plot of the next Captain America movie.
>>30031010>>[X]Head homeWhere the fuck is Gwen and Felicia?or Stella?
>>30031010Lose the helicopters first and then head home
>>30031010>[ ]Head homeWe need to talk to Gwen, Felicia and Stella eventually
>>30031010>>[x]Head homeits Christmas, we got hit with a laser and set human-x-men relations back at least a decadewe are entitled to Eggnog and how the Grinch stole Christmas
>>30031010Did we ever call Gwen to get her help?If so, call her and tell her it's over.If not head to a gas station and clean ourselves up, maybe pick up some new clothing if ours is in shreds>>30031043We didn't call Felicia
>>30031010>[ ]Head homewe kind of abandoned our little sister on Christmas Daybut call up Felicia on the way home
>>30031010>[x]Head homeChristmas means spending time with family. Also, let's let Gwen know that she doesn't need to help us out after all.
>>30031010>Call Felicia and Gwen while we begin to head home.
>>30031043Police evac'd the area
>>30031010Look around for that sniper a bit. Also, we should hang around and wait for Gwen to show up.
>>30031010>[ ]head somewhere elseWe told our aunt and uncle we'd be at Felicia's so we might as well check in with her.
>>30031010>>[ ]Write inSearch the areaSomeone took out two of the assailants for a time.Maybe theres some clues?
>>30031010>>[ ]Head homeStella's waiting for us.Because she's a good girl.
Rolled 19 + 6>>30031010>head over to the helicopters and land nearby
>>30030988>>30031010>Head in a random direction making sure to check for people following usAlso: Page 10 warning.
>>30031054We did call Felicia, she just wasn't coming.
>>30031010>Head to Felicia's>Call/text Gwen and Stella, tell 'em we're fine.
>>30031010>[X]head somewhere elseGO WHERE THE HELICOPTER ARE.SOMETHING IS GOING DOWN.
>>30031010[x] Find Stella.SOMEONE had to have shot those two guys, and judging from that howl of rage...
>>30031066This. I know we resolved things pretty quick but Gwen said she'd meet us there.
>>30031010HEY COSGROVE.how is /co/ handling the news of the fight, the superhumans and the super hero that is Spiderman in Marvel Cosgrove Universe?
>>30031107Something just went down. Those helicopters were probably filming us.
>>30031010GET TO THE CHOPPASWe might as well see if we can help since we're out.
>>30031144Those who like it are here, those who don't don't discuss it.
>>30031149No.We haven't left yet.We are on the roof on the buildings where we fought the X-men.Something else is happening.
>>30031144I think we're taking it pretty well.
>>30031153The choppers were there for our fight.
>>30031144Marvel Cosgrove Universe /co/?too busy talking about DC
>>30031160>>30031155I think he means the fake /co/ that reacts to the Quest as if it were a comic series.
>>30031155No.I mean, in Marvel. remember that there google in marvel and shit?there bound to be 4chan in marvel?Thus how /co/ is taking the news of super heroes?
>>30031144Drawfags are sketching a lot of Lord Laserface and Lady Ignition fanartThere are 10 FUCK YA SPIDEY threads and 4 Spidey vs. Batman; who wins threads
Changing my vote from >>30031064 to>[x]Investigate Choppers
>>30031144That'd be interestingOnce Pete gets home he should check the news and then check 4chinz
>>30031144>>30031192Why would peter go to 4chan.No.
>>30031183Everyone is screaming HAPPENING and preparing for their x gene to activate
>>30031205maybe MJ in an omake
>>30031205FOR /sci/ENCE!And spidergirls
>>30031205Meta bullshit like that always sucks.
>1270 repliesFeels good man.Haven't seen numbers like that in a long time.
>>30031183Dont forget that Mettle's face, was explicitly referenced as having become a meme in 616 marvel. 4Chan most assuredly exists
>>30031213"posts ending in 5 are filthy muties!"
>>30030941Oh, geeze, I've watched that whole series a few times and never caught her name. I wonder if Bluebird was going to show up in season 3...
choppers are the ones there forthe fight
>>30031245PFF.
>>30031010We need to give Felicia her gift.
>>30031256In that case head to Felicia's and call Gwen over.
>>30031256OH.Then Go to Felicia Home then.Give her the gift.And the Dick.
>>30031205>17 years old>ultra nerdI WONDER WHY
>>30031183They're probably complaining about how the real world doesn't get the cool superheroes like Batman or the Flash.
>>30031278Yeah sure, why the fuck not
>>30031276>Calling Gwen over to felicia house>not spending time with Felicia on christmas alone>No romantic christmasPlease Gwenfag. She lose.
>>30031205Next time you'll ask why Harry lurks on /a/ and /d/
>>30031256Ah; sort of figured.Lets head off in a random direction and make sure we lost and press or rubber neckers then change if we can and call Gwen and Felicia (in that order).Then if Felicia wants us to visit, we dip on over for a little then head straight home for a Parker Christmas we are currently robbing our family of.
>>30031256Go Felicia, call her and Stella on way (three-way call) set up romantic christmas with sister. happiness had
>>30031301"Harry, if they have penises, doesn't that make them boys?"
>>30031260Right, we do. Let's do this after heading home.
>>30031323NO.FUCK NO.
>>30031299We've already been out for at least an hour; we can't stay long anyway.
>>30031323NoChristmas is a time for private time with a girlfriend. She at least deserves that
>writing- head home, call Felicia and Gwen tell them the situation's over?
>>30031365It'll be all over the news. They probably already know.
>>30031365Sure.Uncle Ben and Auny May are waiting for Peter.
>>30031365also ask Felicia when she wants to meet up, if you can add that too?
>>30031365Can we at least go to a gas station and clean ourselves up?
>>30031365sounds good8th from the bottom fyi
>>30031365Yea
>>30031365Yes. I guess we can give Felicia the gift later.
>>30031365Yes.>>30031383Also this so when can give her her gift.
>>30031325"Not according to Tony Stark and Captain America!"
>>30031383This too.
>>30031386Refresh the archive!
>>30031010>[ ]Write inGo towarsa the helicopters. Call Felicia and Gwen along the way. It is our responsibility.w
>>30031415Eh anon.Look at this quote below.>>30031365
>>30031365>>30031365yeah, though we can still meet with Felicia to give her the gift if we have them on us.
>>30031431But, but, muh responsibility. We have super powers and shit is going down. Not using our powers is what got Uncle Ben killed in 616
>>30031481Dude.It was the fucking news helicopter that was watching us fight the X-men.Not police helicopters.
Oh, Cosgrove, how beat up are we after being punched through a Five Guys by Punches from the Punch dimension?
>>30031507Probably pretty bruised and stinking of fry oil.
>>30031507how much saturated fat did we absorb through mere contact with that grease trap of restaurant?
>>30031507Gonna have one hell of a bruise and i think we lost like 10 HP.
>>30031481Except shit is no longer going down. We shut it down, completely, just now. Were you not paying attention?
>>30031530You know what they say, "skinny guys fight til they're burger"
>>30031541Pff.Peter would sleep it off like in a day or 2.
>>30031507gonna have a bruise for like, an hour
Making sure nobody is following you, you begin to head home- when you get back to where you left your normal clothes, you put them on and check your phone- there’s several missed called from Gwen. Checking your voice mail, you have her leaving several messages about how her father requested her to do several errands that would keep her at the house and how there wasn’t any real reason why she could turn him down and that she was really, really sorry and if she could have been there to help should would have.Asking you to call her to meet up and discuss things about your costumed identities when you’re free, she wishes you a merry Christmas and hangs up.Following that, you call Felicia, who seems a bit worried- when you ask if you can drop by to give her gift to her, she immediately tells you no- her voice tense- as she explains she’s going to be busy looking into these matters and she’s following a lead right now. Her voice drops to something cold and emotionless when she mentions following up on the lead before she hangs up, abruptly.>[ ] Head Home>[ ] Head to Felicia’s anyway>[ ] write in
>>30031566>>[ ] Head to Felicia’s anywayFuck that.Pls no NTR
>>30031566>[ ] Head to Felicia’s anywaysomething's wrong
>>30031566>[ ] Head Home>Try not to worry about Felicia>Worry a lot
>>30031566>>[X] Head HomeI think we messed up... did we do something to make her mad?
>>30031566>>[x] Head Homewe'll just give it to her the day after7th from the bottom
>>30031566>[ ] Head to Felicia’s anywaytime to spy on our girlfriend
>>30031566>Head HomeRelationships are based on trust, so it's time to trust our girlfriend.
>>30031566....ominous....very ominous, but we'll trust in Felicia and follow up later. ONWARD TO HOME
>>30031566>[ ] Head to Felicia’s anyway>>30031592it isn't NTR. I don't want to believe Cos would write something that fucked up and vile
>>30031566>>[ ] Head HomeWe should trust our girl friend.
>>30031623
>>30031566>>[ ] Head to Felicia’s anywayIt's Christmas. She's not allowed to work on Christmas
>>30031566>Head home.
>>30031566>>[X] Head to Felicia’s anyway
Lets trust in Felicia guys.We've been through this with her several times. Let her do her thing.
>>30031566>[ ] Head to Felicia’s anywayShe's cheating on us.With Gwen.I hope.
>>30031566Dammit Felicia, relationships work both ways. We've been upfront with you since right before Bad Future. You can at least reciprocate.>[ ] write inCall Felicia back and ask what's going on with the lead that's so serious.
>>30031566>>[ ] Head HomeWe trust Felcia >but worry
>>30031566>[ ] Head to Felicia’s anywayshe's working too much. Time to try and pull her away, at least for a little while
>>30031566And then I started shadow running>>30031676>>30031655>>30031592Don't you people have a jay naylor comic to be reading or something?
>>30031690>furries>objectivism disgusting
>>30031566>>[ ] Head HomeWe trust our girlfriend but do worry she trusted us when we went into the future
>>30031566>[ ] Head to Felicia’s anywayvoting against paranoia. We just need to force her to take a break on Christmas, apparently
>>30031679Have you considered that because it is serious, she does not have the time for idle chit chat?
9 to 10 Felicia's under surveillance or in troubleBut I want to believe that she'd drop a code if she where in trouble.Observe from afar?
>>30031723Yeah, it's not that I'm really worried about her, but I really don't like the idea of our girlfriend working on our behalf during Christmas.
>>30031725I bet she's investigating Stella.
>>30031566>>[ ] Head Home
>>30031740And if she's finishing her gift to us?
>>30031752my first thought as well.
>>30031566>>[ ] Head to Felicia’s anyway
>>30031763then we feign ignorance
>>30031763Why would her voice be cold and emotionless?
>>30031566>[ ] Head to Felicia’s anywayshe's in full work mode. We need to be the Janet to Felicia's Hank
>>30031785Because she wants to surprise us and is warning Peter not to take that away from her?
>>30031724Then she could tell us something about beyond it just being a lead she has to look into.
>>30031566>[ ] Head to Felicia’s anyway
>>30031790So a royal bitch that fucks things up and drives the people around her over the edge?
HAHA time to jeopardize our relationship further... or save her... or fuck her over.
>>30031830You're thinking of Ultimate Janet
>>30031833eh, we're literally doing the same thing to her that she did to us-telling her not to keep working constantly. We ended up running after Carnage when we were almost dead, and she's working herself like crazy. Both bad choices
>so, since it seems to be a tie at the point where I called votes, it's time for voting- five minutes from this post, then I write.1- head home2-go to felicia's anyway.
>>300318602
>>300318601
Rolled 19 + 6>>300318601
HAHA TIME FOR A STEALTH CHECK
>>30031856And if she yells at us we can just say she said in a dead tone voice (unusual for her) she was "working on something" which makes us nervous considering what just happened and sounded like a potential call for help... FUCK NIGHTCRAWLER'S THERE. GODAMN IT JEAN.>>30031860Go and observe from a distance through a window.
>>30031886If the x-men touch our girlfriend, I'm voting we call Fury, Iron Man, and possibly DOOM and kill them all. Or solo them, now that I'm remembering Spiderman OHKOing Wolverine just for talking bad about MJ
Hey Cosgrove, I'm not I'm late and all, but all I wanted to say that this is one of my favourite quests and you are a cool dude and don't let the world get you down, ok?
My reasoning behind voting to go anyway is worry over how she sounded. I don't want to try to force her to tell us, just that we're worried and to make it clear we've got her back.
>>30031860Was Gwen's dad home when we called her? She said he was called in, but it seemed a little ambiguous if he had already left or not.
>>30031918No calling fury.That just some bad shit happening after the revelation of superhumans.
4 FROM THE BOTTOM
>Time, be stopped!
2>>30031868>>30031870>>30031879>>30031881>>30031889>>30031890>>30031891>>30031906>>30031911>>30031913>>300319451>>30031871>>30031875>>30031878>>30031895>>30031898>>30031904>>30031921>>30031947
>>30031971Oh, good, I did vote after all.
Been fiddling with a bad connection for a while now. Too late to support Spider-Trust?
>>30031971Welp.2 won.
>>30031971I'd just like to say, I didn't vote for 2 out of paranoia or trust issues, but just to convince Felicia to enjoy her holiday cosgrove.
>>30031994Much like voting for Ron Paul; it wouldn't matter much anyway. Besides she's currently being menaced by the X-Men most likely.
go as Peter
>>30032013samereally, really hoping that guy's wrong about the X-men being there
>>30032002We haven't been clingy or annoying as a boyfriend. And she did sound worried about something and wouldn't tell us.I doubt she'd be -that- mad even if she legitimately needed us to be away.>>30032026This. Don't want Spider-Man being seen around her house.
>>30032026nowere sneaking a peak from her window
>>30032061>SPIDERMAN: PROFESSIONAL PEEPING PERVERT
Something about what she said, and how she said it.. You’re worried.You detour to head over to Felicia’s house- it isn’t long, even with the snow and ice, and you arrive there as the sun has begun to set.There’s no lights on inside the house and the door’s shut. You knock at the door and ring the doorbell, but there’s no answer, but the door seems unlocked.>[ ]Head inside>[ ]Leave>write in
>>30032066JUST TRY AND STOP ME
>>30032083>Use our super hearing to check for anyone inside, or sounds of ruffling sheets
>>30032083>[x]Head inside
>>30032083>>[ ]Head inside
>>30032083>[ ]Head inside
>>30032091what super hearing?
>>30032083>>write inhave a peek by window?
>>30032083>[X]Head inside
>>30032083>[ ]Head insideGetting more worried.
>>30032083>>[ ]Head insideThink of how much trouble we could have saved ourselves if we just snooped a bit on MJ.
>>30032103Spiderman got evolved hearing didn't he?Maybe not as evolved as his strength, but still pretty good
>>30032083>[x]write in- Scout the areaJeez, people, trap much?
>>30032083>head inside"House keeping!"
>>30032143Of corse.Damned if we do; damned if we don't.
>>30032132Pretty sure he didn't. He got to be able to talk to spiders at one point, but he doesn't have enhanced senses beyond his spider-sense.
>>30032132Use fucking Spider sense.it can lead spiderman through a maze of death, it can lead him through his GF house.
>>30032158He does have enhanced senses.Spiderman can hear, see, taste, feel and smell better.That why Peter don't wear glasses anymore.Remember, SUPERHUMAN.
>>30032159Maybe it's Jean and she's turning it off?This has me worried
>>30032083>[ ]Head insideShadowruns intensify
>>30032083Try calling her again. Climb a wall for a window to sneak through.Also goddamnit you guys, this exactly the kind of shit that make people say all quest protagonists are paranoid jackasses who don't respect their friends.Felicia is probably meeting with underworld contacts and doesn't want them to know about our connection to her.
>>30032083>[X] LeaveThis feels like a trap.
>>30032198not even the Phoenix can turn off spidey bullshit
>>30032198Jean could have learned Felicia's address by reading Sue's mind.
>>30032204with the door unlocked?
>>30032204why would she leave her door unlocked and the lights out
>>30032204>Also goddamnit you guys, this exactly the kind of shit that make people say all quest protagonists are paranoid jackasses who don't respect their friends.Can't possibly be because we're worried about her and the way she was talking. It's paranoia!
>>30032204Calm down. This is the first time we've ever done something like this.
>>30032220And us knocking on the door and her now answering?
HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN DATING THE CHAMELEON!?!
Opening the door, you keep an ear open for any sort of noise- but you freeze at the sight of the living room. It seems like there’s been a lot of changes here over the past few weeks you haven’t been here. Computers- a large bulletin board with lots of pictures and threads connecting them pinned on it- and a metal trashcan. There’s also an overwhelming smell of smoke in here. Looking around- there’s no sign of Felicia or any struggle, and the bulletin board’s got a lot fo images of people involved in Italy.Finally, ni the trashcan, you see the burned remnants of paper- one of which somewhat intact. Only partos of it are intact, though.“Cerning the matter of Silverma- Death- ---new infor-A group---Passio--Gior- -nni-isk”Felicia… what have you gotten yourself into?Peter Parker Quest, Issue #43>to be continued in the next thread>soon.
>>30032176Not according to Marvel's website. Strength, agility, flexibility, Spider-Sense. Not needing glasses is a fluke, I suppose.
>>30032204the door's unlocked, she spoke in a weird monotone, and she said she was busy researching a lead, not that she was out of the house researching a lead. She's trying to drop hints. They were probably 'stay away, its dangerous' rather than 'come help me' but we'd do the latter no matter what
>>30032264Enter the King Pin.
>>30032264FUCKSERIOUSLY FUCK
>>30032264shiiiiiiiittttt
>>30032264Fisk or SHIELD outpost?That alminac man...
>>30032264Ahh, of course. She's after the man that killed her dad...i think
>>30032264Thanks for running Cos, sorry about the drama /tg/ kicked up earlier.
>>30032264KING PIN.SHIT FELICIA.FUCK. THE FUTURE BOOK OF SPORTS.IT COMING TO BITE US IN THE ASS.
>>30032264..."Hey, Felicia, you know how you didn't want me coming over? Well, funny story: WHAT THE HELL?!"
>That is to say, a new thread. Tonight.
>>30032264Probably Fisk right?
>>30032321woot!
>>30032321W-w-w-w-WHAT
>>30032321I love you.
>>30032321That's fine. I didn't want to go into work tomorrow anyway.
>>30032321Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck yesI love you baby
>>30032264>to be continued in the next thread>soon.I kind of want to cry and I'm worried now.>soon.This also gets me worried. Also do we still have that interlude?
>>30032323I hope it's Fisk. If it's Fisk we get to meet and become friends with the Greatest Lawyer in the Marvel U.And trust me, if we ever need it, it's good to be friends with him.
>>30032323Most likely.>two quests in a rowOH BOY
>>30032264>-Gior- -nniCosgrove, you glorious son of gun. I hope you will throw in the chef restaurant guy from Diamond is Unbreakable to make it even more perfect
>>30032321Oh hell. Also, do we not acquire PL for critfailed fellowship rolls?
>>30032357This quest made me pick up spiderman, and I just finished the first Kingpen story yesterday.
>>30032321
>>30032369AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>30032370That reminds me, due to today we have 4 parker luck right?was today a good deed?if so does that mean we have 3 PL?
>>30032376Which one?
>>30032376USM or ASM?
>>30032429Ultimate.I'll probably go back and read the original after I finish
>>30032264Thanks for running, Cosgrove. We love you.
>>30032321do mean pm several hours from or like in the next 30 mins?
>>30032495now>>30032500
