You are Reinhold, master swordsman and victor of the Royal Swordsmanship Tournament. The King was so impressed with your skill, he personally requested that you be transferred out of the army and into the Royal Guard! Not bad for an orphan who was raised in a brothel in a poor fishing village.The only issue at this point is your assignment... you've been charged to be the personal guard of the King's only daughter Marianne. While she is the vision of loveliness that you'd expect from a Princess, her personality is... well... she seems to have some issues.After finishing your breakfast, you gathered yours and the Princess's things by the door in preparation for your imminent departure. And in order to pass the time until then, you've decided to read some more of the book that she lent you.>Congratulations, you are now a timid LLAMA!>Llamas are strong and hardy... but also rather skittish.>The Princess considers you to be her friend!>But while llamas may be majestic, they still don't count as people.Thread archive:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=Princess+Guard+QuestCharacter list + descriptions (in progress):http://pastebin.com/1Vhj4DJvList and descriptions of the spells shown thus far:http://pastebin.com/2c9y2sDMTwitter:https://twitter.com/QM_ArchelonQuest compilation that's kindly maintained by a person who isn't me:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/n4nhs9gd0kmnnni/04tpEy5_pe>>>>>>>>
>>31212730Whow, the fan art of this quest is just piling in.
After helping the humans who were injured during the battle and clearing out the wreckage so that they could rebuild their village, Valikarias bid Prosegana to follow him back to his homeland.Along the way, the two stopped in one of the largest cities that existed at the time, visiting a library where Valikarias spent a great deal of time teaching Prosegana everything that there was to know about elemental spirits- their history, the limits of what he could do, the specifics of their mimicry ability...By the time they had finished, Prosegana had mastered his abilities on a level equal to that of those spirits who ruled the land... but despite this, Prosegana's metallic body was still incapable of flight.Unable to attain his dream of soaring among the stars, and possessing little interest in his mostly combat-oriented powers as an elemental spirit, Prosegana returned to using his draconic form as his "default" and continued following his friend as the two made their way to the west.>[1/?]
>>31212801>[2/2]KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK"Who is it?" you call out, closing your book as you hop up from out of your seat. Great, it's probably the servants here to help you get your luggage out of here and down to the front gate!"It's your wise and powerful King!" Thierri shouts from the other side of the door... and before you can even make your way to the door, Marianne races past you and opens it herself.And sure enough, King Thierri is standing on the other side of the doorframe, a wide grin on his face.>Greet your King!
>>31212831'Sup old man
>>31212750Is that even a fanart? It doesn't appear anywhere else in the archive.Arch, you DID something for April's fools or what?>>31212831Let Marianne speak first. Then a simple "it's good to see you, Your Majesty".Wasn't Luciana supposed to come back after packing?
>>31212831there has to be a joke about us never seeing mari move that fast before
>>31212831Good morning oh wise and powerful king.
>>31212892still april fools here on the west coast, never doubt arch
>>31212831Wait till Marianne finishes and say, "Good morning your Majesty."
>>31212730>that art
>>31212831"Ready to go already, Your Majesty?">>31212906"I didn't know you knew Tailwind, Marianne. Har har har."We don't have to make a joke about EVERYTHING, you know.
>>31212892>Is that even a fanart? It doesn't appear anywhere else in the archive.Arch, you DID something for April's fools or what?I was planning on doing a lot more than that, but I'm missing several colors of cardstock that I'd need to make the other characters (I need gray for Nicolette's hair, etc) so that's pretty much it for now.I might end up finishing it in the future, but the it'd just be me screwing around instead of an April Fool's thing... bah.
>>31212831Drop to a knee, bowing deeply:"My liege, do you have need of my puns this morning?"
>>31212973Its cute. If we ever get another Elena perspective you should use that when she greets Rein.
It must be kind of a letdown for Thierri that Marianne is the one who gets the entirety of our "good morning" jokes when here we have a way more appreciative audience.>>31212973Should have said something about "I found an artist for the VN" or something. Hugely stupid lies are kinda in the spirit of things.>>31213006Seconding.
>>31212984yes, changing vote from>>31212906
>>31213026Arch is 2 olev to play with our hearts like that
>>31212906>>31212967Something like that.
>>31213026>Should have said something about "I found an artist for the VN" or something. Hugely stupid lies are kinda in the spirit of things.Lost opportunities...>writing
>only one post of readingSomething isn't right...>we butt head against the door trying to go the carriage>we wake up>"Reinhold! Thank god that lindwurm didn't kill you! But we gotta hurry if we want to arrive to Marconetti in time...">I got you babe
>>31213421dear god nothen the waifu wars come back
>>31213421And then we can choose a different waifu? Cool. Not your waifu though.Your waifu a shit.
>>31212730eeeeeeyyyyyyyyyySo yeah, here's the Nicolette drawings, along with some other bonus ones! Based off the first image in thread 3 and the picture in thread 131. I didn't know if I wanted to draw Teach Me, Ciel-Senpai or Tiger Dojo, but I might do Tiger Dojo in a later picture.I don't know if I had other notes for these drawings. Might draw Sylvie or Luciana next? Maybe both?
>>31213421Don't even joke about that bro.Don't even.
So at this point is the legendary route change still possible?
>>31213466The middle top row looks a bit too much like Kyoko.Good job otherwise.
>>31213537If you want to Celestino to kill us
>>31213421
>>31213466Tiger Dojo should have Spinelle as Taiga and Ariane as Ilya
>>31213594Wait I thought he only said we could kiss her and what not?
>>31213466Tiger Dojo should feature Ariane and Karel's Mom.
>>31213684He's saying that now that we're courting her we're not allowed to back down.Though I think she can of she loses interest.>being commoner is suffering
>>31213466I like top left. Dat side braid.
>>31213627But that would require us getting reference pics of her, which we don't have yet, unless artbro is just going to wing it.
>>31213627how horrifyingwhat does Spinelle even look likeI keep seeing her as Nureha without the ears and tail
>>31213537All we gotta do is force Toradora stuff to happen and get Marianne end!>>31213539Yeah, I could see that. I like the second attempt a lot more. I forgot to mention in the original post that I gave her a cape because I used Lina as a reference for some reason.>>31213627>>31213710Einzbern Consultation Room is go!
>>31213725Man this courtship shit is complicated whatever happend to hitting a girl with a club then mating for life? Goddam evolution
>>31213466>>31213627>>31213710No way, Rana and Elena.
>>31213684Well a blow job is just a "kiss" that is a bit lower down...
>>31213748Shit, what does she look like? Cute?
>>31213752>Not wanting NicoFriend I'm disappoint>Captcha could suck a bag of baby dicks
>>31213814She's an angry purple-eyed blonde. The only kind of girl that Reinhold is ever allowed to touch.
>>31213761Howabout a compromise?The Older women for Reinhold's Relationship Bad Ends.Rana and Elena for Reinhold's Combat Bad Ends.
>>31213466>Bonus doodle 2>Meido MonsterSasuga
>>31213761I can't imagine Elena causing us multiple bad ends, so she is a poor stand-in for Ilya.>>31213818Mine says CHEEEEEEEEEN so I'm pretty okay with it.
>>31213748Fitting, now I'll be thinking that until we get told otherwise. Not sure how I feel about that.
>>31213818Why no pass, goy?
GUYSWHAT IF Spinelle best girl?
>>31213883>WHAT IF
>>31213883Let's see:>first girl>childhood friend>ara ara>sexually dominantHow does that factor in the calculation of her worth?
>>31213848I can dig it. Or maybe young Agnes and Elena for combat fuck ups.
>>31213883Then Reinhold would cease to be a raped faggot and become a contender for straightest shota
>>31213883>IFrein has never had any say. if she says she's best girl then she's best girl
>>31213857Im being trolled by these two fucking emoticons for the past hour There was speedwagon at one point
>>31213883Well she is the only one that has put out
>>3121393110/10 would marry and take out of the whorehouse.
>>31213883Cause pic related
>>31213883Signs otherwise known as blind speculation point to yes.>>31213931Though the second point is subjective to say the least, I'd say that she's clearly a frontrunner.
>>31213949>to being our thingsi'm guessing "bring"
>>31213948I wish I could get the SpeeeedowaGOOOOOON one
"Wow, Marianne," you say with a look of feigned surprise as she hugs her father. "I don't think I've ever seen you move that fast before... was that tailwind?""Sh... shut up, Reinhold..." Marianne mumbles as she hides her blushing face in her father's chest."Haha, she always was eager to see her old man," Thierri laughs. "And good morning to you too, Reinhold.""Good morning, Your Majesty," you reply with a deep bow.While Thierri's never acted as anything other than a cool older guy around you, it's still kind of intimidating to have him just show up like this. Once Marianne has gotten her fill of daddy hugs, she leads him into the room and closes the door behind him."So are the two of you all packed up and ready to go?" Thierri asks."Yes, Reinhold was thoughtful enough to bring our things to the door so there's less time wasted.""Nice thinking," he says, batting you on the shoulder. "Gregory's already taken the others down to the front gate so I decided to come get you two myself," he nods.>[1/?]
>>31212831Show him the doodle of Mari! Later, when she won't kill us
>>31213944Shota eh?Spinelle now looks like pic related.Would you?
>>31213980REINHOLD BEING AN OBJECT CONFIRMED CANON
>>31214003Spinelle is loveSpinelle is life
>>31214003Never.
>>31214003>would you illiasdepends if i'm doing a clean run or not. it's weird beating mgq and seeing a bunch of zeros in the records
>>31214018Spinelle is deathSpinelle is strife
>>31214025Kitsunes are love Kitsunes are life
>>31214068>>31214025What if she's a kitsune
>>31214067Spinelle is the world.
>>31213998I have a wicked idea. See if we can sneak those doodles to our brother in law and see if he was make them into a full paintings. Aquaman would probably approve of it.
>>31214089then it's all ogre for us when she kills Luci and takes on her form
>>31214003Only if we get to smoke weed and kill monsters
>>31214068kon is easily best girl in that show. honestly one of the harem girls didn't even know the MC was her childhood crush, confused him with a distant relative that looked nothing like him, fell for the relative, then instantly switched back to the MC. gotta be the worst excuse for a harem girl ever
>>31214089Well, she was a high earner
>>31214105Oh, god yes. Pls arch, yes.
>>31214089Kitsunes are, traditionally, the most profitable whores around.
Meanwhile.....
>>31214134she was top earner, and i'd pay top dollar for fluffy tailed shape shifting whores
>>31214155Thos long, sharp nails running down your back... that fragrant soft tail... that haughty smile and her slightly enlarged canines...
>>31214195NoNONOOOOO>Reinhold wakes up in a cold sweat
>>31214195>Thos long, sharp nails running down your back
>>31214228>9gagalso sylvie.jpg
>>31214195>dat tongueWow I have an erection
Reinhold would have freaked out a lot more seeing Akemi if Spinelle was a kitsune.She's obviously of a race we haven't yet encountered.
>>31214228Probably felt pretty great while it was happening. Plus a little crazy is never a bad thing.
>>31214195Wll time to go download CoC again thanks
>>31214228>that fragrant soft tail
>>31214247Dakini the lewdest.>>31214276Corruption of Champions?
>>31214276>CoC
>>31214254Maybe she just never brought the fluff out. After all, if Reinhold doesn't know she's a shapechanger then that makes it that much easier for her to show up at any point and trick him.
>>31214254Wait that was why we had to roll when we first saw her during the assassin attack
>>31214247too bad translations have stalled a bit
>>31214105You, you came up with something fun! It begins! Your growth begins!
>>31214296The plot thickens...
>>31214295Or she used her fluffy magics afterwards to make him think she was just a normal human.The possibilities are endless.
>>31213997>[2/2]"You didn't happen to spot Luciana on the way up here, did you?" you ask. "I thought she was going to have breakfast with us, but...""She was with her father when I last saw them, that was maybe fifteen minutes ago?" Thierri shrugs. "Her, Emilio and Elena were having breakfast with their parents since you know...""You can't monopolize -all- of her time, you know," Marianne replies with a sly grin.C'mon, it's not like that..."Anyways, we can goof off on the way downstairs," Thierri says as he heads back towards the door. "There's some servants on their way to get your large bags, so grab the stuff that you'll be messing around with while we're riding and let's head down.""Very well," Marianne nods.With that, Marianne heads back to the couch and retrieves a medium-sized bag that's filled with books. As she doublechecks to make sure that all of her things are in there, you do the same with your own things, opting to bring a bag that contains your books and art supplies with you.After one final check of your rooms, the three of you make your way out into the hallway just as a pair of butlers arrive to carry your other things to the carriage.>talk about a thing as you go>no talking to kings
>>31214314>Arch's face whenWe're on to you, turtle
>>31214306>that tongue>those lewd tailginasImawabi no Dakini is the most boner-inducing non-hentai I've ever read
>>31214287Yup>>31214288What dont give me that look
>>31214306I don't even know how she doesn't choke on that long thick fucker, but I love it. I want to stick it in one of her tail sheaths.
>>31214335>talk about a thing as you goWell, that was one party
>>31214312I said it before, I am attempting to improve myself. bare with me. i do wonder if reinhold's brother in law will make it in oils or some other medium.
>>31214335>talk about a thing as you goPuns, "party", how he feels about all the company coming to the castle.
>>31214335Ask Aquaman if he enjoyed himself all in all. Also, did we thank him for Luciana?
>>31214335>talk about a thing as you go
>>31214335>>talk about a thing as you go"so your majesty, you were the one that taught mari fragment tomahawk right? since i've never actually seen it could you tell me if this sketch is accurate?"
>>31214335Ask if there's any reports of things running around on the way back.Just to not repeat the lindwurm incident. (Even if that's what he wants.)
>>31214381>Also, did we thank him for Luciana?Shit, if not add to:>>31214380And this maybe later:>>31214388
>>31214335>no talking to kings
Let's contemplate the fact that this is our last moment of agency before leaving Marconetti.
>>31214335"Your Majesty, if I had faced of the guard captain Gerhard and Takamaru fought I would have most likely been killed. If I am to guard the Princess I'll have to get stronger. Do you have any ideas on how I can improve my skill?"
>>31214472yes keep training under the strongest man alive and learn more magic
>>31214472Ah yes telling the king that we aren't qualified for our position. Great idea. Lets not just keep training and learning magic. Come on.
You think Arch is gonna make us rolepay the hours of awkwardness in the carriage?
>writing
>>31214556The carriage ride will be it's own arc.
>>31214556>Hours.Each second will have a paragraph dedicated to it.
>>31214577yeah, it'll only take 5 minutes
>>31214577>arc>archAAAAAAARRRRCCCCCHHHHH!
>>31214577It's going to be Beserk's boat
>>31214632Don't even joke about that shit.
>yfw Arch get fed up with the complaint and fast forward to two hundred years in the future
>>31214632Jesus fucking christ arent they still on that fucking boat?
>>31214661I don't think there has been a new chapter since last January, and they were on the boat then.
>>31214661the artist and creator is burned out, he paused it just to work on another new comic.
>>31214686Since December 2012, actually
>arch ends thread with us in the carriage>no word for a couple days>says on twitter he's dropping the quest>one week later quest is back>APRIL FOOLSyes captcha, even speed-wagon is afraid
>>31214632
>>31214654IN A WORLD...>Marianne has become supreme god emperor of mankind>Reinhold and Luciana had 4 kids, who are her devas that impose her will>You're spinelle/rein's bastard child>You have to bring down her absolute monarchy with righteous fists and fluffy tail>You must traverse the deadly sweet forests of Granache>You must defeat the lesbian marauders led by some lewd Maid>You must fight dragon enforcer/assassins that are way too gropey>You must defeat the fallen paladin of an age past, some frozen rose guy>Ect>Dark souls themedComing this summer
>>31214817>final boss is Racquel
>>31214817Eh.>>31214872Now we're talking!
>>31214698you mean burned out after playing all that IdolM@ster
>>31214342and readinghere's hoping for an anime adaption. if dxd can get one (two actually, and season 3 fucking when? i want my juggernaut drive/oppai dragon song) anything can
>>31214957Playing im@s does not burn you out.Playing im@s gives you the drive to keep on going.
>>31215008>That's not even a -slightly- funnythat just sounds wrong to me, maybe take out the "a"
"It's been quite the trip, huh," you say to nobody in particular as the three of you make your way down the hallway."It really has," Marianne replies with a long sigh. "I was actually enjoying myself but then there was that party and everything that came afterwards...""Yeah, the past few days have been especially bad," Thierri says with a slight frown. "But you didn't enjoy the party, Marianne? Not even getting a chance to dance with Emilio?"And then Marianne glares at her father with a look of utter contempt."That's not even -slightly- funny, Father," she grumbles. "I dislike dancing to begin with, and being forced to entertain Emilio's crush on me was just..." she shakes her head."Aww, but the two of you were so cute together!" Thierri laughs.>[1/?]
>>31215046Oh boy, she mad.
>>31215032The hazard of changing dialogue without re-re-reading it...
>>31214957Whynospacebetweenthewords?>>31215058Admittedly you would be if everyone kept teasing you that way.Maybe she and Monique can empathize on being the victim of overused jokes.
>>31215046Marie and Emilo sitting in a tree,something something Karel NTR.
>>31215087They would probably get along very well if she didn't hate him so much.
>>31215024The drive to keep playing more im@s anyway.
Which PGQ girl would be the best at karaoke?
>>31215183rana
>>31215183Thierri
>>31215183Reinhold
>>31215183Rana, at first anyway. Half of karaoke is having no shame, if you're embarrassed you'll sound like ass no matter what since you aren't concentrating.
>>31215183Sylvie would be the best at hotblooded anison.Karel is the best singer overall, but actually getting her to do so is another issue entirely.
>>31215210Thierri already got a song:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE8C1WWixgc>>31215226Karel just keep getting better and better.
>>31215226Killing me archKilling me
>>31215226It's easy, tell her she need to demonstrate it for Emilio.
>>31215226Why, why couldn't she have been introduced earlier?This is true suffering. I still like Luci but, damn.
>>31215226Who's the worst?
>>31215329just wait for the VN
>>31215329If Best Girl won right away nobody would be interested in the VN.
>>31215333Citrine. But she looks cute doing it.
>>31215349but spinelle won in the prologue
>>31215367>liking Shitnelle
>>31215046>[2/?]Better take the focus off of Marianne before she blows up at her father..."Umm... did -you- enjoy the trip here, Your Majesty?" you ask."Did -I-...?" Thierri just kind of stares at you blankly for a few seconds. "Wow, nobody ever asks me about stuff like that," he says with a weak chuckle. "Most of my time here was spent in annoying meetings, and Marianne can tell you how much I hate that stuff," he sighs. "But I did like getting to spend some time out on the town with her...""Yes, that was fun," Marianne says with a beaming smile.A smile really does suit her better, though you'd never actually say that to her face for fear of violent reprisal."And then there was your duel... though the end was regrettable, your puns were GREAT," he says, laughing to himself as he remembers all those ice puns."I will never understand how you can actually think those are funny," Marianne says.>bring up the picture?
>>31215380She's the purest of waifus
>>31215348How hard is it to make a text-only VN of this?
>>31215348The VN, sure. It will happen, right? Of course, haha, what was I worried about?
>>31215353What he said.
>>31215393No
>>31215402Considering Arch can write competently, not to hard.It's the actual implementation into a game and art/music that's the hard part.
>>31215393Yes do it
>>31215393"That's fine, Princess, I'm used to ICY receptions on my jokes."brb committing sudoku
>>31215353>>31215417guess she ruined her throat with her childhood job
>>31215407It will happen.The character models will all be cardstick, and the event pictures will be my finest crayon masterpieces.
>>31215380>>31215399She has always loved Rein! No matter what and forever and ever...
>>31215441
>>31215393Yes
>>31215226God damnit, VN when?!
>>31215444What will the music be?
>>31215458when they get off the boat
>>31215444YES, CONFIRMED, INTERNET PINKY PROMISED. YOU ARE NOW OBLIGATED TO DO IT.
>>31215441I will fight you.
>>31215393Something that can only embarrass Marianne more...of course bring up the picture
>>31215444You better employ your imouto for the extra scenesSo it's extra professional
>>31215463hopefully the soundtrack will be prosegana
>>31215444I'm more afraid about the routes being too similar, personally. That with the common overarching plot.
>>31215441DamnSpinelle getting wrecked here
>>31215469
>>31215393>>bring up the picture?yes please
>>31215444I will accept it. Seriously, even text adventure style if it comes to that.
>>31215393I want to say no, but... yes.Prepare for workplace violence, because Marie is probably going to smack our shit.
>>31215444I kind of want to try something.Anyone willing to doodle their favorite PGQ character in MS Paint poorly in a sort of cardstock design? Similar to the OP?
>>31215463Anyone can play a kazoo
>>31215393>"Did -I-...?" Thierri just kind of stares at you blankly for a few seconds. "Wow, nobody ever asks me about stuff like that," he says with a weak chuckleTherri so fucking great. Can we be like real friends with him arch? Please?>bring up the picture?Yeah lets cheer up our buddy.
>>31215393Yes.
>>31215533http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUDCbOVmSdU
>>31215393and don't forget to mention that if he wants a better done version he can commission our brother in law
>>31215521I'm sorry.
>>31215450Spinelle was eery bit as obsessive as a yandere, but without the attempted murder.Her Crazy instead manifested in the form of shotarape once Citrine came along and threatened her status as Reinhold's favorite.>>31215495That's a concern of mine as well.>writing
>>31215588Who is not Reinhold*. I still commend your art.
>>31215588I don't see very much strong, manly chin.
>>31215605Now that's just depressing. Now I feel a little sorry for her.
>>31215605Just try and show different aspects of the plot, characters and setting with different grills if you have a long common arc.
>>31215533http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HOkS5itAgzGot the VN theme
>>31215605On the topic of shota rape, have you decided how you will do the reveal for each characters route when reinhold is inevitably forced to tell his route lock waifu about it?
>>31215688Brilliant
>>31215430>It's the actual implementation into a gameRen'py is so simple an aborted fetus could do it. Making a VN is really, really easy, so long as you have art assets and a writer.
>>31215688That was far better than i could have hoped for
>>31215605Considering there's a lot of stuff that isn't covered and could be explored (the dragon people that killed Volkner, Spinelle, other stuff...), i'm pretty sure routes won't be too similar. Marianne (and Luciana, maybe) seems like the most common route to me, or at least the first one.
>>31215688what's that from
>>31215688Oh god, this is amazing, it sounds like it belongs in a comedy western.
>>31215463I will utilize my mastery of the sound sequencer in Mariopaint.>>31215458I'll start formal work on it after the quest ends.Then I'll probably end up juggling writing the other routes with my upcoming quest that deals with psychic lesbians.>>31215478I could probably seriously get her to do the art for this if I was desperate...>>31215688oh godmy sides>>31215696Yeah, I've figured that out.
>>31215741Jetstream Sam's theme in kazoo
>>31215741MGR:Rhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfwteoZCvoYKazoo version is superior.
>>31215792>LesbiansBut girls can't love girls!
>>31215792>psychic lesbiansOh god not again
>>31215811But... but...I love girls who love girls.So much that I've translated several manga about that very thing!Some of them even involved robot lesbians!
>>31215792>psychic lesbiansAre familiars in it?
>>31215688You've murdered my sides. You monster.
>>31215831Yeah well Yuri a shit.
>>31215521>>31215831We demand proof.
>>31215850Yur a shit.
>>31215855It's not safe to hold babby by headBut now all I can imagine is using Chiara as a projectile weapon
>>31215831Will there be psychic robot lesbians?
>>31215688HOL SHIIIIITT! Is this original?
>>31215855I love this so much do more
>>31215861
>>31215861You're missing an i
>>31215605>Spinelle was eery bit as obsessive as a yandere, but without the attempted murder.>without the attempted murder.Parfecto/10But seriously I would hope that this thing gets some kind of resolution, because as you described it, Spinelle is almost tragic. Not in the right, certainly but still saddening.
>>31215868Nah it's a rip from somewhere elseI can't get it out of my head, everytime somebody mentions a kazoo it comes back.
>>31215855http://dynasty-scans.com/series/pure_marionationRobot lesbians, translated and released by yours truly.>>31215836mayb>>31215865no, just psychic lesbians.
>>31215892>Waffle Girls Acadamy
>>31215521
>>31215892Darn. I guess there will be no VN about the purest form of clang
>>31215688You wonerful asshole. New ringtone get.
>>31215792>I could probably seriously get her to do the art for this if I was desperate...Don't think that was what he was implying siscon archelon.
>>31215892>get as far as the second page of the first volume>"...but I was told to keep my actions discrete, and make sure not to stand out too much.">discrete (distinct) rather than the correct discreet (covert)YEP, THAT'S OUR ARCHELON.Don't worry, I'll help you copy-edit the VN before it goes out.
>>31215855
>>31215970His English is so bad you'd think he was French Canadian or something.
>>31215990God, I sure do hate those damned French Canadians.
"You really have no appreciation for what's funny, Marianne," Thierri says. "That's like my only regret about the way you turned out...""That's fine," you shrug. "I'm used to ICY receptions on my jokes.""Hahaha, you're freaking great!" he slaps you on the back. "It's too bad that you went and fell for Luciana, I'd love to have a son-in-law with an actual sense of humor!"As the booming sound of Thierri's loud guffaws echoes throughout the hallway, you prepare yourself for a (well-deserved) punch... but it never comes. Maybe she's on her best behavior because her father's here?"Yesterday's probably the only day that I'd call a complete bust," Thierri says as he strokes his beard. "While I do enjoy fighting, I was scared to death that Marianne and the rest of you guys had gotten hurt or captured...""That was awful," Marianne mumbles. >[1/?]
Which Im@s is Archelon's favorite?I feel like he's a Chihayafag.I know I am.
>>31216028Iori
>>31216028Iori.
>>31216028You're new here, aren't you?It's Iori.
>>31216033It's so obvious now that I'm embarrassed for ever considering anything else.
>>31216028He likes worst girl.
>>31216028Nah, he's into 77.72 is alright though
>>31216028Dude, come on, this shit is common public knowledge.
>>31215855I draw princess gud
>>31216064Where's the poop? Inaba is always pooping. Also, Andreas should be in the background.
>>31216033>>31216036>>31216038Despite the fact that Miki is tops, am I right. So slutty cute.
>>31216060>That forehead cutDid she survive a run-in with Sylar?
>>31216089I'd completely forgotten Heroes even existed. Why would you remind me?
>>31216089Headbutted some other idol I bet.
>>31216085He's fapping to Luciana while crying.The fact that Elena is the one who gets to sleep with her only adds to his sadness.
>>31216105It was good before the last episode of the second to last season
>>31216060Why would someone want to ruin her best ie, only good feature?>>31216088I don't into Im@s, but from the few episodes of the anime I watched, my favorite was the poor girl.
>>31216085BEHOLD
>>31216121Yayoi the best
>>31216136What's that in Iori's right hand?
>>31216136Yaoi the best>>31216144Wad of bills
>>31216144Money.
>>31215918?
>>31216144She's woppin her wad.
>>31216151>yaoi the best
>>31216144lods of emone
>>31216135Yes, perfect.>>31216136That's the one. Though a pic of Iori as Our Lord of Dosh might be enough to change my mind.
>>31216120IMHO it soured in the second season and just got worse from then on
If the carriage don't start going tonight we riot.
Man it is fun/lively in here tonight. Reminds me of how the threads were a few months ago. But, you know, with out the shit.
>>31216198>It starts going.>Next thread start with us turning back Marconetti Castle because Elena forgot her bunny.>Suddenly dragon assasins everywhere.
>>31216180Takane's the best, anon.Iori's cool, but she's not Takane.
>>31216019Yeah, you'd like to never have to go through anything like that again and you're sure that Marianne feels the same."Umm, I never got the chance to say it before, but thanks for helping Luciana out with that whole thing with the arranged marriage," you say."Eh, that was nothing," Thierri replies. "And it's not like I could ignore you after you came to me for help," he laughs. "And things turned out pretty good for you in particular, right?" he says, nudging you with his elbow."I bet he's already making wedding plans," Marianne chimes in.As you grumble in exasperation in response to the Princess's remark, you remember a certain picture that you drew last night...>[2/?]
We should try to contact the company that did the CD-I Zelda illustrationsWhat could possibly go wrong?
>>31216226Fucking hell he has the dots that look like cross-eyed pupils too.
>>31216231Amen brother.
>>31216231Even if you say that, it's not like I know anything about her other than what I saw in Puchim@s, which made her out to be some sort of sexual predator which is nice in its own way
>>31216233She looks like she came right out of a porn movie.
>>31216232Marianne doesn't seem to understand that we are also a teasemaster. Every time she will make a jab at us, we will retaliate tenfold.>>31216237Goddamnit.
>>31216232you wanna crack a wedding joke bitch? we got plenty of shit on youalso, i want the mari route more for having aquaman as a father in law than for mari. anyone else feel this way
>>31216231Best taste, or best taste?
>>31216232Before we go...Could we stop by Eschenwald residence on our way out please?
>>31216264But this way Reinhold gets Giancarlo as a brother-in-law.
>>31216264He certainly is a bonus but he is cool either way so we do not need marie route to experience his awesomeness.
>>31216258All you gotta know is that she's probably from the moon, is more elegant and graceful than Iori will ever be, has a great voice, and likes eating a lot. She's just the best!But Iori is cool too.
>>31216135Okay, I think I'm done.
>>31216281Yeah, he is the kind of guy Reinhold would get along with really well.
>>31216281We should come up with a combined battlecry for when we, Giancarlo and that other prince charge into fight together, along with respective magical enhancements.
>>31216291That's really cute anon. Good work.i wish she wore her bunny jammies.
>>31216232"Well Princess, in addition to making wedding plans I've done a bit of sketching; Your Highness, I do believe my brother-in-law would be delighted to work on a more refined version of this..."
>>31216298JETSTREAM ATTACK
>>31216276no, as much as i'd like to see granny we're in full bodyguard mode the second we step out the gates
>>31216290That's fine, but I like poorfag-chan the most. For now.
>>31216309>brother-in-law would be delighted to work on a more refined version of this..."Come now anon, that is out of bounds. That is just cruel.
>>31216309It's "Your Majesty" for a king/queen."Your Highness" is for a prince/princess.
>>31216232...yeah, it's time to get one in at Marianne's expense for a change."Luciana mentioned last night that you taught Marianne Fragment Tomahawk," you say as you rustle through your bag."Yup, it's the only spell that I'm any good at so I made a point to pass it on to my only child," Thierri replies with a sad smile. "She didn't take to it all that well, though.""Reinhold, you had better not..." Marianne mutters through gritted teeth as she glares at you.But you act as if you didn't hear her, continuing to rifle through your bag until you finally find your sketchbook and flip through to a certain picture."Would you say that this is an accurate rendition?" you ask the King as you show him your masterpiece."An accurate rendition of what?" Thierri replies as he takes your sketchbook... and stops dead in his tracks.>[3/?]
>>31215982>>31216159>>31216291
>>31216326Either we're dead, or we just got a raise.Fingers crossed.
>>31216326Best picture we've ever drawn, or will ever draw.
>>31216314Yeah, Yayoi is pretty cute too. She's one of my favorites as well. >>31216326HERE WE GOyo damn arch is using my picture
>>31216326remind him brother in law can be commissionedand commission it ourselves if he doesn't
>>31215982>>31216159>>31216291You're a pretty cool dude.>>31216326>"Reinhold, you had better not...">>31216346>HERE WE GOSeems about right.
>>31216340Always reminds me of this guy.
>>31216349>>31216326Yes. "Perhaps for your throne room you you can always look upon your daughter's lovely visage.."
>>31216326
>>31216349We do have all that money lying around that we have no idea what to do with. So now the only question is when are we getting our mural of Marianne: Battle Princess?
>>31216340It is really cute. Marie as a daddy's girl always makes me smile.
>>31216232We'd better not get a gigantic penalty because we showed him this, the only option was to show the picture anyhow.
>>31216349>>31216373No guys. Don't take a joke too far.
>>31216384We had the option to, you know, not show it. Or do anything else really. I am glad we showed it though.
>>31216326>[4/4]"Oh wow, this is great!" Thierri says, holding your sketchbook in the air as if he'd just had an epiphany. "It's just like how I dreamed...""oh my god reinhold I can't believe that you'd actually show him that now he's never going to leave me alone" Marianne mutters."I'm glad you like it," you reply, satisfied that you got the reaction that you were hoping for."I mean it, this is EXACTLY what I'd hoped my little girl would look out when she went out on an adventure... an axe in hand, just like her dear old Dad.">bring up Marius, just to drive the point home>no, you have had your fun
>>31216387
>>31216409>bring up Marius, just to drive the point home
>>31216409>no, you have had your fun>GUARD RANK DOWN>Sorry, but you've been stripped to the rank of ASS!>Asses are stubborn... in a bad way.>Marianne is fucking tired of your shit.>And it's "Princess" Marianne to you, peasant.>You better get the fuck out and shove your drawings in your sister's gapping pussy.>You cunt.
>>31216409>bring up Marius, just to drive the point homeFuck it let's do this
>>31216409>>bring up Marius, just to drive the point homewe really should help our new family member find work
>>31216409>no, you have had your funC'mon guys, we've made out point.
>>31216409>>no, you have had your funLet's not be mean now.
>>31216409>no, you have had your funMarius will be our ace in the sleeve
>>31216409>no, you have had your fun
>>31216409Who's Marius again?
>>31216409>no, you have had your funI think we've made our point.
>>31216409>bring up Marius, just to drive the point homeHe could make it GLORIOUS! They shall fear Marie, and her huge AXE of awesome!
>>31216409>>no, you have had your fun
>>31216424
>>31216409>no, you have had your funStop it guys.>>31216434Brother in law and renowned artist.
>>31216409>>no, you have had your fun>Inb4 Marie casts it and chases us down the hallway with a bigass axe
>>31216409>no, you have had your funMarie will explode if we do, and not in a cute way probably.
>>31216448Worth it.
>>31216448>Implying we wouldn't just dodge and block
>>31216409Why don't we just pull the king aside and tell him that Marius' is a commissionaire?
>>31216409>no, you have had your funThere's a line between friendly teasing and cruelty
>>31216409>>bring up Marius, just to drive the point homenot to drive the point home, but to bond with aquaman
>>31216424Aww now i'm sad
>>31216467>Do it behind her back.You are just a scum who doesn even deserve the Ass Rank.
At this moment, I like Therri more than his daughter. Its weird since I am/ was a Marie-fag.
>>31216409>bring up Marius, just to drive the point homeWhat could possibly go wrong?
>>31216409>no, you have had your funWe want her to stop teasing us when we're not in the mood, let's not be an hypocrite.
>>31216409>no, you have had your funGotta conserve ammo for later. Maybe we can surprise her with it during the party after Thierri hands off the throne to her.
>>31216493Oh my.
>>31216487Not to mention the king is no doubt wholly aware that our step-bro can do art for him, after that huge-ass painting. If he wants to pursue this to the extreme he can do it under his own initiative, rather than us seeming like a swindler/ass and continuing to tease Marie.
>>31216487she started it with the wedding crack, which she knows makes us uncomfortable. if anything this may get her to stop
>>31216448>>Inb4 Marie casts it and chases us down the hallway with a bigass axe...this would be mildly adorable, in "a casual violence as a show of endearment, god this is animu as fuck" kind of way.>>31216467Doing this the other way around (whispering to Marianne that maybe he'd be inclined to leave her alone if he had a big ol' portrait of it to stare longingly at instead) might be amusing, though.Just as a show of solidarity that we're not genuinely trying to make her miserable.
>>31216505*brother-in-law
>>31216508>big ol' portrait of it to stare longingly at instead"She looks just like her Mother at that age..."Manly tear falls down his cheek.
>>31216477fuk u nan i do what i want
>>31216527
>>31216542not that guy but fag or not i want a bathtub go kart
>>31216542
>>31216563I AM SCARED
>>31216560Don't we all. Go-karts are awesome.
>>31216563tiger dojo incoming
>>31216563did we seriously just bad end?
>>31216578エイプリルフール
>>31216563>>31216570And I am going to bed. Best of luck and I hope we have fun instead of dying.
>>31216522When you are enough of a man, all of your tears are manly tears.I'm not going to even try and touch those implications, though. Not with a ten-foot pole.>>31216563WORRY(?)>>31216584YOU.
>>31216563Here comes the Tiger Dojo.>>31216584Here comes the Ara~ Dojo.
>>31216584...........Motherfucker
>>31216584Really...You fucker...
>>31216584"April fools". I don't know what to think.
>>31216584Damnit arch
>>31216584Aren't you supposed to say that AFTER you're done pulling our leg?
>>31216584Ur a butt.
What's a Tiger Dojo?
>>31216617The place where you mom goes to suck cock.
>>31216563We haven't said it right? We voted NO ?
>>31216617It's what happens when we get a Bad End
>>31216621the houses of millions of 12 year olds are tiger dojos?
>>31216617Some weeb speak for bad end.
>>31216636It would seem.
>>31216617Where they teach you where it has all gone wrong.
>>31216617The assistance corner that solves all problems in a flash! It's where you go when you get a bad end in Fate/Stay Night. The Tsukihime equivalent is "Help Me, Ciel-Sensei". They're generally pretty funny and hint you towards the way of the proper path in the visual novel. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn7v7vckNR0
>>31216617Reference to what happens when you get a Bad End in Fate/Stay Night. You get a bonus scene where Taiga gives you hints about where you fucked up.A lot of VNs use something similar.
It comes to mind that you -could- bring up the fact that your brother-in-law happens to be a reknowned artist and could easily turn this doodle into a full painting... but you've had your fun, that wouldn't be right."oh my god reinhold I can't believe you'd actually show him that stupid picture what the heck is WRONG with you you freaking idiot I have no idea what Luciana sees in you oh wait it's because you're both total JERKS who don't know when to stop" Marianne rants as she punches you repeatedly in your back.And this is how the next few minutes pass, with you being punched over and OVER again in a display of violence that's honestly kind of surprising... while her punches don't exactly hurt, it's still not really all that pleasant to have someone beating on you while you're trying to walk.As for Thierri, he thinks that this entire thing is simply HILARIOUS, carrying Marianne's bags for her so that she can have an easier time trying to beat you up.>[1/?]
>>31216663really want to see what would have happened if we had told himand really hoping he remembers on his own
>>31216663>"oh my god reinhold I can't believe you'd actually show him that stupid picture what the heck is WRONG with you you freaking idiot I have no idea what Luciana sees in you oh wait it's because you're both total JERKS who don't know when to stop"2qtShe has a point.
>>31216663
>>31216663I regret not voting for Bro-in-law to make it awesome QQ
>>31216677she started it
>>31216663"You know that's what you enjoy about us Marianne"
>>31216669>>31216683BAD END
>>31216663We HAVE to make a picture of this. Is magic !gifs a thing here?
>>31216663"Come on, Marianne, wasn't it worth it to see your father smile?"
>>31216663Too cute.
>>31216677Well it's not our fault she's adorable, it's only natural that we would want to share it with others that can appreciate it.
looks like we'll have to bake a cake with Luci (an maybe king Thierri)
Just as your back is starting to actually get kind of sore from the Princess's barrage, you hear a loud whistle."...wow, Reinhold," a familiar voice says. "What the hell'd you do to set her off like that?"As you finally take the time to take in your surroundings, you realize that Marianne's been beating on you so long that you've actually made it to the castle's side gate without realizing. And there's Sir Gregory, laughing as he watches the three of you approach.Not to mention that Nicolette, Sylvie, Rana, Reya and Melanie are also here...>greet your friends!
>>31216739>"What the hell'd you do to set her off like that?""What do you mean? Hey everyone!"
>>31216739"For Marianne's sake and for my own, I probably shouldn't say." Try not to laugh.
>>31216739"I'm sure the king wouldn't mind showing you all. It's been nice knowing you. I'm not sure if I'm going to survive this."Totally worth it
>>31216739"Set her off? Isn't she always this cute?"I kinda hope this doesn't get any votes backing it
>>31216739>"What the hell'd you do to set her off like that?""if i told you what i did i'm fairly certain she would kill me. however, as a lowly bodyguard i have no authority to keep His Majesty from talking about whatever he wants"hint hint nudge nudge
>>31216739If I told you she'd kill you.
>>31216774this
>>31216739"If i tell you what i did i fear my life would be in danger."
>>31216779This.
>>31216739"I think if I say any more I'll end up so sore I'll have to stand up in the carriage the whole way home.""Good morning Sir Gregory, Reya, ladies."
>>31216799She is not punching his ass though. is she?
>>31216812She wants to touch it ever since the ballroom dancing incident.
>>31216812I wouldn't imagine it'd be terribly comfortable getting jostled back and forth against the back of your seat either.
>>31216779Way too wordy.
>>31216818She already did. Dont you remember the molester?
And so, I have sated my desire to write Marianne acting cute.>writing
>>31216739>no one would ever believe that the great queen did this years into the future.
>arch makes quest thread>hugely popular>makes VN>spreads through word of mouth>gets patched for multiple languages>people in japan pick it up>gets popular>licensed by studio>becomes animeam i the only one really hoping for this
>>31216828You can free sate it whenever you desire. Not like we'll complain.
>>31216828>And so, I have sated my desire to write Marianne acting cute.Aww, it was just getting good.
>>31216836Best and least likely scenario.
>>31216739Lament that "Sadly my genius wit is not appreciated by the Princess." Maybe even pose dramatically with your hand upon your face Monique style.
>>31216739>"...wow, Reinhold," a familiar voice says. "What the hell'd you do to set her off like that?""...Takamaru told me this was called "tsun."
>>31216828>satedLIES>>31216829You wish. Now every time she's worked up he's gonna have to present his back to her.
>>31216844i thought the least likely scenario was sacchin getting a route
>>31216836That is truly my dreamBut it shall never come true.instead I shall continue daydreaming about how my characters would play in a super robot taisen-style game, or how Andreas's main spell would function as a Drive function in Blazblue...
>>31216836Japan? Adapting something made by filthy gaijin? Inconceivable. >>31216851IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. THEY PROMISED!
>>31216836I think he should buy four leaf studios for two pennies and a bottle of diet coke, and continue the proud tradition of four chan visual novels. That would at least get some interest from /v/ and /b/, and maybe the attention of some artists or music fags.
>>31216853I still want PGQ Fightan.
>>31216858>IT'S GOING TO HAPPENjust as soon as guts gets off the boat
>>31216868So, next year?
>>31216858isn't there an avengers anime out like todayhttp://myanimelist.net/anime/21013/
>>31216836Some naver artist picking up and making a shitty webcoming is maybe. But this is never going to happen.
>>31216887They've also made an Iron Man and X-men anime
>>31216875next year quest thread time, and it's taken us about 6 months to get through this last week, so with 6 (irl months/quest week) * 52 (weeks/year)you're looking at 312 irl weeks, or 26 years
>>31216867That would require extra effort on part of developer though.
>>31216867VN mini game in which it happens during all our duel scenes
>>31216911
>>31216916or a MUGEN fan game
"For Marianne's sake and especially my own, I probably shouldn't say," you say, stifling a laugh."Must've been something, considering how hard Thierri was laughing..." Sir Gregory replies."He was just being a stupid jerk," Marianne says, crossing her arms."You know, you should be open with your feelings like that more often," Sir Gregory says with a smirk. "It reminds me of back when you were little, all cute and feisty like Nicolette here still is.""Dammit Dad leave me out of it," Nicolette says, rolling her eyes while Melanie giggles.As you and Marianne make you way over to Nicolette and the others, Thierri approaches Sir Gregory."So what're you guys up to, just hanging out here?" Thierri asks."We're waiting for Celestino and his kids to show up, along with that Gilbeault kid," Sir Gregory replies. "He was nice enough to let us use his carriage on the ride back since we have too many extra passengers to fit in the two carriages that we arrived in.""Oh yeah, I was wondering how we'd handle that...""You really should pay more attention to this shit, Thierri," he sighs.>[1/?]
>6 months 25 days 21 hours 59 minutes
>>31216967What?
>>31216996It's the time IRL we've been in this country. Don't know why he deleted the first post he made where he explained what that was.
>>31216996I assume it is the time that has passed since we arrived Marconetti.
>>31216944"My old man's right," Nicolette says, "you -are- a lot cuter when you're not pretending to be all proper and stuff.""Should you really be saying things like that in front of your -girlfriend-, Marianne cuts back. "She might get jealous...""P- princess, she didn't mean it like that," Melanie says, her face completely flushed.You've had your fun, that's enough teasing for now."So we're just waiting for everyone else to get here before we leave?" you ask."Yeah," Reya nods. "We're going to be taking three carriages, so we were trying to figure out who would go in which one...""You wanna pick for us, Reinhold?" Nicolette asks. "That's how we did it on the way here, and I'm honestly sick of trying to figure it out myself.""Go ahead, I don't mind," Marianne says.>[2/3]
>>31217009No man should have this much power.
>>31217009Why the hell do we have to pick?
>>31217009gonna need a full head count to do this right
>>31217017AGENCYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
We should ride with the king this time. Let the princess spend time with daddy
>>31217021Reinhold Marianne Thierri Gregory Nicolette Melanie Sylvie Rana Reya Luciana Takamaru Emilio Karel Elena Andreas MatthiasI think that's everyone. Is Inaba coming?
>>31217009Sylvie and Lucianna together! They would be such good friends if they could just get over all the hate. They have so much they could learn from each other...Bad end inc
>>31217034We should ride with Luciana and Sylvie.
>>31217042Exclude Andreas, Rana and Reya act as Elena bodyguards on this trip
>>31217047>>31217049 Bad end mind
>>31217009>Reinhold and Luciana get carriage one>Niccolette, Melanie and rana get carriage two>Everyone else gets carriage three.>Sylvie can walk, but we break her knees and spit in her face before we leave.
>>31217075>No luci option
>>31217075>Luciana nowhere to be found.Sylvie, give Archelon back the computer, please and thank you.
>>31217057Isn't Gerhard coming too?
>>31217009>[3/3]"My old man's making me sit with him and Thierri," Nicolette says. "And then there are you two in the one that you came in, and that dickhead's brother's carriage is the third one.""I'm gonna be sitting with the driver in whatever carriage Princess Elena's riding in, so you don't have to worry about me," Rana says."So yeah, the rest of them are up to you," she shrugs.>CARRIAGE 1>gregory>nicolette>thierri>CARRIAGE 2>marianne >reinhold>CARRIAGE 3>matthias>UNASSIGNED:>emilio + karel>sylvie>melanie>reya>elena>luciana + takamaru
>>31217075Max awkward>CARRIAGE 1>gregory>nicolette>thierri>MelanieMax Forgiveness and reparations>CARRIAGE 2>marianne >reinhold>Sylvie >ReyaMax role model and relationship advice/broness>CARRIAGE 3>matthias>emilio + karel>elena
>>31217098He'll be riding outside with one of the drivers.
>>31217042>16 people in 3 cartsgod damn, also, wasn't andreas staying behind, so 15>1rein, mari, thierri, luci, takamari gets daddy and friend>2greg, emilio, karel, elena, reyaelena and emilio get greg who hopefully rubs off on emilio>3nico, sylvie, melon, rana, mathiasmathias gets the time of his lifeeach cart gets one big hitter
>>31217102>>31217099Put Luciana+Tak in with mathias and emilio.
>>31217099>CARRIAGE 1>gregory>nicolette>thierri>Sylvie>CARRIAGE 2>marianne >reinhold>Luciana>Takamaru>CARRIAGE 3>matthias>Karel + Emilio>Elena>ReyaAnd Melanie wherever you prefer (imo with Marianne)
>>31217112Rein and mari are in carriage 2, while greg, nic and thierii are in carriage 1.
>>31217099>CARRIAGE 1>gregory>nicolette>thierri>melanie>sylvieI think Gregory's presence will keep the Nico/maid-lewdness to a minimum, so Sylvie hopefully won't feel left out>CARRIAGE 2>marianne >reinhold>luciana + takamaru>CARRIAGE 3>matthias>emilio + karel>reya>elena
>>31217134wrote that up before i saw arch's official positioning
>>31217099>>31217136This is pretty much exactly what I would've suggested as well.
>>31217136Looks alright to me.
>>31217136this fo sho
>>31217099Oh dear god.I guess I'll go with >>31217136.Really wish we could stuff Karel in with us, but we'd be over capacity. Damn bodyguards and needing to stay glued to their royals.
>>31217099Get Elena in Carriage 2. I don't care about the rest.
>>31217149This said, it's also worth considering an assignment that doesn't have Luciana in our carriage out of deference to Sylvie and Celestino (for their respective reasons to give us the evil eye.)There's no really solid arrangement that does this without also switching Melon out of Nico's carriage, which is also sort of a no-go.>>31217179>Really wish we could stuff Karel in with us, but we'd be over capacity. Damn bodyguards and needing to stay glued to their royals.It'd also probably make Marianne cross with us for stuffing her and Emilio together for the trip back....although now that Karel and Emilio had their whole conversation about not forcing Emilio toward Marianne all the time, I bet it wouldn't be quite as awkward to have them in the same carriage now as it would have been a couple days ago.>>31217187Little late for all of that, though.
Bleh, you really hate being put on the spot like that... but after a few minutes of working it out in your head, you finally settle on a setup."Umm, how about Melanie and Sylvie ride in your carriage, Nicolette?" you ask."Fair enough," Nicolette replies. "That okay with you guys?" she says, turning to the bespectacled pair of girls behind her."Fine with me," Sylvie mumbles."Umm, that sounds like it would be nice..." Melanie nods."And Luciana and Takamaru would be in our carriage," you say, turning to Marianne."As if there was any doubt that you'd have then sit anywhere else," Marianne replies.She acts as if that's not exactly how she'd want things to be set up herself."And I guess Reya will be in the last carriage along with Karel, Emilio and Elena," you say."Sounds good to me," Reya replies.With your seating arrangement decided, Nicolette heads over to tell her father about it while the rest of you chat idly for the next fifteen minutes or so... ...until Celestino and the others all arrive at the gate at once. It's honestly kind of overwhelming.>[1/?]
>>31217236All of those people in the open is like asking for some dragonfire.
>inb4 Matthas catch up on Karel's secret>"this is just like in my eastern illustrations!"
>>31217236The Princess wanted Melanie in the carrige as well.
>>31217277But Melanie wants to be with Nicolette.
>>31217236"Hey, everybody!" Giancarlo calls out, waving to your group. "Are you guys all set?""We were just waiting for you slowpokes," Sir Gregory replies. "So you, Lisette and the baby are leaving right now as well?""Yes, they're heading to the port along with my friends from Kinsen," Celestino says, pointing to Akemi and her family. "Monique will be escorting them there, where they'll meet up with Mirakarias and Randolf and then take a ship to Krassato.""Makes sense," he nods.While Giancarlo takes his and his mother's luggage over to their carriage, Matthias, Luciana, Emilio and Elena make their way to you and your group, where you tell them about the seating arrangement.Naturally, Luciana is quite pleased with your decision, though she keeps herself from being too obvious about it out of fear of Sylvie reacting negatively.But Sylvie isn't even paying attention, having decided to help the servants load the luggage onto the carriage that she'll be taking.>[2/?]
>>31217285We can't please them all.>>31217236Let's just ask Marianne how she would have done it. Also, promise not to let Luci tease her.
>>31217301Really, would Sylvie coming with us be a good choice for anybody?It's not like we want hours of spaghetti. Especially with Marianne and a fourth person with us.
>>31217323If Sylvie were in the same carriage as us we might get lucky and have a chance to push her out and under the wheels of the third carriage before anyone has a chance to react.
>>31217323It'd be good for HEALING
>>31217341Point.
>>31217323Honestly? Only option with Sylvie is: Nico, Sylvie and Marie."Just like old times."However, its probabky a but too soon for that now and it might feel forced.
>>31217301>[3/3]"Make sure to write me every single day, okay, Karel!?" Alicia sobs as she holds her daughter in a tight embrace."For the fiftieth time, I WILL," Karel mutters under her breath."I'm going to miss you so much...""And I'm gonna miss you too, but could you PLEASE let me go already? Everyone's staring!"You're actually the only one who's eavesdropping on this scene of maternal affection, but you're not about to say that out loud.As you look around, you see that several of your other friends are having similar tearful goodbyes with their loved ones... >keep eavesdropping on Karel and Alicia>eavesdrop on Luciana and Celestino>eavesdrop on Elena and Andreas>don't eavesdrop, it's rude
>>31217373>eavesdrop on Elena and Andreas
Rolled 3, 4 = 7>>31217373>>eavesdrop on Elena and Andreas
>>31217373>don't eavesdrop, it's rudeWe already got caught once and we don't want to be even more of an ass in front of everyone.
>>31217373>don't eavesdrop, it's rude
>>31217373>>keep eavesdropping on Karel and AliciaShe's our adoptive father's best friend's son.We gotta keep an eye on our whatever kind of relation we have with her
>>31217373>don't eavesdrop, it's rudeDon't be a dick
>>31217373>don't eavesdrop, it's rudeWhere's Emilio? Maybe we could comfort him a bit before he leaves.
>>31217373>>eavesdrop on Elena and Andreas
>>31217373>eavesdrop on Luciana and Celestino
>>31217373>don't eavesdrop, it's rudeBecause the last time we did this we totally didn't nearly get killed.
>>31217373>>don't eavesdrop, it's rudemato pato gentlemen!
>>31217395>>She's our adoptive father's best friend's son.Man, this is a wacky sentence.>>31217373Objectively, eavesdropping is kind of a dick move.From an exposition standpoint overhearing Luciana and Celestino would be most interesting, but also is the worst pair to be eavesdropping on to begin with.Elena and Andreas is probably maximum adorable, and I'm kind of interested in whether or not the Alicia/Karel conversation is going to shed any light on how much Karel knows about her father's connection to Volker.Assuming absolutely no possible narrative consequences, I'd probably want to keep listening to Alicia/Karel, but realistically:>don't eavesdrop, it's rude
>>31217455>I'm kind of interested in whether or not the Alicia/Karel conversation is going to shed any light on how much Karel knows about her father's connection to Volker.They're not gonna talk about her father in public. And Karel would kill us if she knew we knew.It's kinda funny that for three major problems some of our friends have (Karel's father, Karel's crush on Emilio, and Marianne's trauma), we can't do anything because we're not even supposed to know.
While you are curious about several of the conversations going on right now, eavesdropping is kind of really rude. As such, you opt not to and instead stay right where you are until everyone's time to go."raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"But then, you hear something."hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"A familiar voice, calling out... but who is it? And who are they calling out to?"REIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!!"Your questions are quickly answered as Citrine leaps towards you with one of her tackle hugs that you are all too used to.>greet the Citrine!
>>31217508"hey, it's good to see you all lively like that, but you should really be more careful..."
>>31217508God dammit Citrine
>>31217508Oh, Hello Citrine!
>>31217508"Careful, sis. You shouldn't do stuff like this when you're pregnant."
>>31217508Man that can't be good for the baby.
>>31217519>>31217538>>31217547Isn't "the baby" just a pack of cells at this point?
>>31217508You have to be more careful with the baby
>>31217556She's rather visibly pregnant me thinks.
>>31217582I thought she was like two months pregnant. Not exactly a "pack of cells" (my mistake) but still a bit too small to be very vulnerable, no?
She's right under the threshold of it being visible. That's why she was able to wear a fancy dress at Emilio's party without worrying.She's also lucky enough to not have gained a lot weight... so far, anyways.The biggest effect it has on her at the moment is that she throws up a lot.
>>31217595Hey Arch, you going to sleep once we're in the carriage?
>>31217606>Arch>SleepRead up on your QM lore scrub.
"I'm happy to see you and all," you say as you regain you balance from the extra weight of a certain pregnant lady who's leaning on you, "but you really shouldn't do stuff like this when you're pregnant," you sigh. "It really can't be good for the baby.""I keep telling her that," Marius says, gasping for breath after having ran as fast as he could to keep up with his wife."Oh crap, I keep forgetting..." Citrine lets you go. "But still, I wanted to see you off before you go since me and Marius are gonna be here for another day or two.""I see..." you reply, uneasy at the prospect of them remaining here while things are still so dangerous.>is there anything that you wanted to say to either of them before you go?
>>31217622"You'll go visit Grandma, okay? I haven't had the chance to tell her about Luciana because of those guys."
>>31217622"Take care of yoursleves, make sure to say goodbye to grandma for me and I'll make sure to visit you soon."
>>31217641>>31217644These seems fine
>>31217641this
>>31217622>>31217641>>31217644A mix of these
>>31217641>>31217644Yep.
>>31217622As others are suggesting + "Say I'm sorry I could not have visited her before leaving."
It's been a long time since we last broke 500+ posts.
>>31217753PGQ: im@s and MS Paint doodles edition.
>>31217753We did it a few threads ago didn't we? 148 i think
>>31217753It hasn't really been as much discussion among players between OP-posts
Arch, what do you think of Dark Souls and who is its best girl?
>>31217753At least we'll always have our memories of the <2000 post shitstorm that was the duel.
>>31217825My favourite Dark Souls is the Maiden in Black. Feet are my fetish.
>>31217839Excuse me, I'm going to commit suicide.
>>31217825Demons: Maiden in BlackDark: AnastaciaDark II: Haven't played yet
"You're going to go visit Grandma today, right?" you ask."Yeah, we were planning on heading there after we saw you off," Marius replies."Thanks to all that crap that happened yesterday, I haven't had the chance to tell her about Luciana... and I'd also like to thank her for letting me borrow her sword...""Don't worry, I'll make sure to tell her for you when we see her," Citrine nods. "I'm really sorry that I couldn't visit her before we left," you sigh. "Thanks.""I'm sure she'll understand," she says as she hugs you one last time. "But don't think that you have any excuse not to visit -our- place back in Granache!"And just as you're about to say that you don't know where their place is, Marius hands you a hand-drawn map with the exact address listed on it."You can come and visit whenever you want, at least one of us is at home most days," Marius says."...except right now, of course!" Citrine giggles.After chatting with them for a few more minutes, you see Gerhard materialize out of nowhere and start helping the other butlers load your luggage into the carriages... it looks like it's getting around time for you to leave.>this is your last chance to talk to someone before you have to get on the carriage. Speak now or forever hold your peace.
>>31217868Hmmm.... I don't see any appropriate last-minute conversation.Maybe we should approach Celestino and thank him one last time.Then we can accompany Luciana to the carriage.
>>31217868Should we sneak our drawing to Marius?
>>31217868Give marius your sketch of marianne and ask if he can make a proper portrait of it if he gets some free time, give it to marriane as a birthday present in several months, laugh self into your frozen ass grave, and die with a shit eating grin.
>>31217868wish good luck to father and taka on their hunt
>>31217911Proper portraits are work, man. And Marius already painted her, if I remember it right.
>>31217868Do not show anyone the sketch.Ask Marianne if she has something against the seating arangement.
>>31217920We make absurd dosh that we cannot spend because we have no idea how to. We could afford a small commission if we wanted it.
>>31217868Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars, proceed straight to the wagon.
>>31217868Look in on Karel and make sure she's doing all right.Never too early to start looking out for our secret unofficial imouto.
>>31217902This.
"I guess I'd better go and thank Luciana's father before we leave," you say."Don't let us stop you," Citrine replies, shooing you off. "You need to stay in his good graces after all!"Way to put on the pressure, Citrine...Taking a deep breath, you make your way over to the gray-haired King who is currently talking to Luciana and Lisette."Good morning, Reinhold," Lisette says, having been the first one to notice you coming."Good morning, Your Majesty," you reply with a deep bow. She's both the Queen -and- your girlfriend's mother, so you figure that you ought to show her extra respect. Or something.>[1/?]
>>31218057SPAGHETTI
>>31218057"Come to escort our daughter to the carriage, I take it?" Lisette asks."I actually wanted to thank you two again for even letting us be together in the first place, but that's part of it, yeah," you reply with a nervous chuckle."Well you seem to be a nice boy, and I trust that you'll continue to remain as such during Luciana's stay in Granache...""Come on, Mother," Luciana sighs. "Not all boys are like Giancarlo.""But they all have the -potential- to be," Celestino says, looking at you in a way that makes you completely unsure of whether or not that comment as a joke. "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" Chiara shouts as she flails about in her mother's arms.You didn't even notice that she was there...>[2/?]
>>31218128I bet Celestino himself got some mad pussy himself. He was like centenarian when he started having kids, and he got 10 of them.Imagine how he was younger.
>>31218128At least Luciana knows Reinhold will be pretty sexually passive.
>>31218128That baby is still not affected by our charm. A princess that can resist us? WE MUST DESTROY HER BEFORE ITS TOO LATE.
>>31218165Imagine how many bastards he has around the continent.
>>31218128Answer"Well all the girls have the potential to be 2 penny whores and you don't see me talking about them, do you?"
>>31218128"I think that Chiara's on to you," Lisette says with a sly grin."Don't worry, Chiara," you say as you rustle the baby's hair, "I promise to be a perfect gentleman towards your big sister."It seems that the baby princess is enjoying the attention... but then she quickly turns her head up and spits ALL OVER YOUR HAND.As you reel back in disgust, both the baby and her mother get a nice long laugh at your misfortune.>[3/?]
Chiara best waifu.
>>31218193Reintold
>>31218221We gonna set her up with Lil'Rein in 15 years.
>>31218236incest is wincest pairing, eh?
>>31218202What a cunt.
>>31218202She knows Reinhold for the filthy sub-human scum that he is.
>>31218250You forgot the "wow".
>>31218256What, wow a cunt!
>>31218249>incestI'm talking about the OTHER Lil'Rein. Citrine and Marius' babby.Doesn't matter if it's a boy or a girl.>>31218261wowmuch cuntsuch what
>>31218249Implying that, in a moment of weakness, Marianne won't come to ask us to make her forget about her loneliness for just one night.>Comfort Marianne[X]>Refuse[]
>>31218270I wouldn't have guessed that.My next guess was that we'd actually named Rein's penis little rein
>>31218271You know we wouldn't be able to resist
>>31218271>Comfort Marianne [ X ]Of course. Bake her a nice cake. Hug her while she cries, tell her it is all going to be okay and Luci and us will always be there for her.
>>31218281Reinhold's dick will always be Spinelle's little plaything
>>31218281Eww. We would never give here that. She'll just spit on it. Disgusting.
>>31218271Marianne is Shizune. Their mothers are both dead and they're nofunallowed teasing charming ladies.But then again everyone's parents are dead in KS.
>>31218327This.
>>31218202>[4/4]"Ugh..." Luciana sighs as she produces a handkerchief with which to dry off your hand, "I hope that you come back with better manners, Chiara...""Ba," Chiara replies before spitting a long raspberry at her big sister."GOODBYE, Chiara," Luciana says, masterfully evading the baby's spit stream. "Mother, Father, I'll make sure to write to you regularly," she sighs."Try not to have too much fun without us," Celestino says, giving his daughter one last hug before the two of you make your way back to the carriage.You notice that Luciana's starting to tear up a bit as you walk, but she plays it off like it's nothing so you decide to do the same. After helping both her and Marianne into the carriage, you and Takamaru take your seats next to your respective charges......and after a short wait, you feel the carriage start to move. Finally, you're heading back home.
>>31218373Woooo
>>31218373>6 months 26 days 1 hour 6 minutes 58 secondsI don't know what to say.Cheers, Arch.
>>31218373WE DID IT. WE'RE LEAVING MARCONETTI BOYS!
>>31218373>...and after a short wait, you feel the carriage start to move. Finally, you're heading back home.YES! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS! We are finally leaving crazy Marconetti!
>>31218393>>31218401>>31218415エイプリルフール
>>31218373
>>31218401Just for that the carraige is gonna break down. You fucking ruined it.
>>31218428That would be...something.
>>31218373...so is the thread over?are you still writing?
>>31218400>>31218401>>31218415>>31218431>>31218438What's the worst that could happen?I mean, what could possibly go wrong?I mean, we're basically home free!Nothing can stop us now!I actually like Marconetti and thing people hate it for silly, petty and childish reasons.
>>31218428
>>31218486What do you think? He's probably passed out.
>>31218488I also really liked the Maronetti arc overall, but the pacing was way to slow.
>>31218373You awaken with a start, sunlight streaming through your window, and jolt of worry flies through your veins. "Shit..." You murmur to yourself as you rapidly rise from your bed. You overslept, today is the day you leave with the princess for Marconetti, in order to celebrate prince Emillio's birthday party. You admit, you are looking forward to seeing Luciana and Takamaru again.>[1/?]
>>31218521Very funny.
>>31218521
>>31218497>arch passed outHAHAHAHAHA>>31218488>>31218506Yeah, if it was delivered in half the time it was, it would be great. It dragged on for too long.
>>31218521Arch, you incorrigible toddler, go to sleep. I called that one at the beginning of the thread.
>>31218521Nice try, but that fake trip is a bit too obvious.
>>31218521At least you tried
Goodbye, Maconetti. We shall return to you in the final act when everything goes to hell.Despite not being able to finish my planned April Foolishness, I had more fun with tonight's thread than I have in a long time. And many thanks to everyone who's stuck it out thus far.I won't be running a thread on Wednesday night since I have anime to catch up with and games to play, but Princess Guard shall return on Thursday night.I have some stuff that I need to finish up, so I'm open for questions for the next few whatevers before I finally pass out.
>>31218521You have to work much harder to attain the level of SQ ruselord.
>>31218541Watcha watchin' Arch?
>>31218541>We shall return to you in the final act when everything goes to hell.Well that doesn't bode wellanyway thanks Arch
>>31218541Does Reinhold have a Conan destiny ahead of him?Does this world have a concept of Democracy in practice right now? Are there any constitutional Monarchies or Republics?
>>31218541Cheers OP, you a good one.
>>31218541Good run as always Arch.Only fitting we go to hell when everything goes to hell.
>>31218541>We shall return to you in the final act when everything goes to hell
>>31218541Once again, cheers.Any character you wish got more spotlight?Anything in particular you look forward to?>>31218556Also this. I have an abysmally low powerlevel and lack the endurance and passion required to correct that, to my eternal shame, but it's always nice to know what others enjoy.
>>31218572>DemocracyCome on man keep your hippe shit to yourself
>>31218541We hate this place enough as it is Arch. You don't need to try and make us hate it more.Good night.
>>31218599Oi! Listen good mate, the monarchy should not have absolute power over the peasantry. The feudal system is a broken consolidation of power that leaves the hard working man in the cold beneath the feat of those with power. Should not a man and woman have their property. Should not every child have their expectation of freedom. This Magna Magi Carta says we should, so please wise king, sign it for a better tomorrow.We are very particular about the clause that you cannot conscript our firewood in winter without cause.
>>31218596You should watch LOGH, anyone who gets through that will never be a pleb again.
>>31218556Saint Seiya Omega, maybe some Sakura Trick too.>>31218572>Does Reinhold have a Conan destiny ahead of him?Not sure what you mean by that.>Does this world have a concept of Democracy in practice right now? Are there any constitutional Monarchies or Republics?The eastern continent works similar to one.>>31218596>Any character you wish got more spotlight?I wanted to show Thierri going all nutty with his axes during the attack, but I felt that it was already going on too long as it was.The same goes for Giancarlo and Alberto's team magic.>Anything in particular you look forward to?Was looking forward to showing Vincent off, but that's not going to happen now.
>>31218678Feudal system? what is this the dark ages, i propose a constitutional Monarchy (so long as you rightful sovereign maintains executive authority)
>>31218739I mean through circumstances and his own strength will he be forced to become king by his own hand?
>>31218762Oi, you having a giggle. Why the fock do you think we had to Magna Magi Carts written up, mate. To turn our kingdom into one!
>>31218789but does it prevent further usurpation of royal authority?
>>31218836It doesn't prevent your wife usurping my dick.
>>31218850Wow, That's original
>>31218836Actually it is part of a centuries long plan to weaken the power, but not the wealth, of the Monarchy and increase their Celebrity abroad as other countries do away with Royal rule in favor of democracies and the occasional autocratic would be dictator or what not. This action preserve our Monarchy and keeps them relevant as a cultural treasure rather than direct authority except over our colonial powers who have clauses regarding the monarchy tied into their granted independence.Really it's a long term investment in the Royals as a commodity. Quite proud of it, I am.
>>31218985I must admit, while i do lament there loss of power it is quite impressive
>>31218739>Sakura Trick
>>31219027His love of girls' love is common knowledge at this point.
>>31219050
>>31219061wut?
>>31218739Arch, you needed to watch Witch Craft Works. the best show this year.
>>31219110That is so wrong it physically hurts me. You are the worst.
>>31219074Wrong image, but that one was funnier so I'll just leave it there.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyoo2jMbbj4
>>31219110I was going to bash your tastes then i saw your trip.
>>31219110tried watching that, had to drop it. i couldn't feel anything at all between the MC and the main girl
