>>31836820
My numbers are all fucked up.

Well, that said I'm writing. Sorry for being late.

When do we get to kiss Sakurai?

Because I want to kiss Sakurai.

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>>31836890
Masahiro-kun is a cutie..

>>31836855
Eh, it happens. Don't worry bout it.

>>31836855
Don't worry 'bout it, OP.

I'm just looking forward to telling Sasuke off for bein such a bitch. And, in the process of doing so, make him our most trusted minion...for now.

>>31836918
Silly anon, that's Samurai, inventor of famous games such as Kirby Pinball Land and Sony All-Stars Battle. I mean that Naruto character that Naruto is in love with. Or will be when we are through with him.

Cmon Dran, you already edged oast new boundaries with the trapfuckin setup in Overhuman Quest, be brave enough to go full /y/. That will certainly get you talked about.

> Genjutsu release unlocked at 3.
What does that even mean?

>>31836890
>Sakurai.
nigga you best not mean sakura

Hinata is our one and only.

>>31836978
Not sure, but it sounds lewd.

>>31836979
Dear lord can we not start this before the OP is finished?

>>31836978
The ability to forcibly release a genjutsu you've been caught in.

>>31836977
You mean sasuke?

Sasuke a shit

Our naruto doesn't give two shits about him

And no, we're not gay.

>>31837013
You might want to just say that in the pastebin, then, because you get misconceptions like >>31837039 with the current wording.

>>31836979
I think you mean Shikamaru.

>>31837063
>Is that really so wrong?
Yep

>>31837061
I really don't want to change it because that's literally what it's called in canon. Genjutsu Release.

>>31837063
yes

>>31837078
Nope.

>>31837083
>>31837095
Well too bad. We are playing a teen heart-throb neer-do-well. We have to be a little wrong to get the female audience. And there is nothing that gets the ladybucks like a little boys love.

>>31837094
Then add a clarification.

> Genjutsu release unlocked at 3. (can forcibly dispel an enemy genjutsu)

>>31837083
>>31837095
Guys. Responding. Why are you doing that?

>>31837063
Sasuke's awful as a romantic interest. If you're so dead set on kissing dudes, wait until we have some better options available. We'll be meeting Haku soon enough, he's the prettiest boy ever. You just have to hold out for the Wave mission. Then you can kiss all the boys you want.

>>31836820
so is the archive broken for anyone else

>>31836979
>>31837078
I think he meant Inuyasha. Or maybe Krillin. Krillin is a Naruto, right? He wears orange and has funny symbols on his head, that's gotta count for something.

>>31837133
Nah, foolz is down man

>>31837109
>We are playing a teen heart-throb neer-do-well
No we aren't

Go back to the qtg

>>31837130
Haku sounds alright. I'd root for Shikamaru first though, you can't say he wouldn't be a hell of a romantic partner. Lazy as fuck, but man, he comes through for you when it counts.

>>31837133
Yeah, foolz isn't working for me either.

This is why I told Dran to include links to suptg archives too in there instead of just foolz links.

>>31836820
Yo man. Getting home at vampire hours I see. Good to be here.

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>>31837130
>>31837159
Actually I think he got it right the first time. Sakurai a qt.

>>31837158
If you've got such a problem, why are you on /totally gay/?

>>31837109
You're one of those anons from the QTG who's only here to make the protag gay to troll the quest huh?

>>31837149
thanks for the info guess I need to wait to read the theads then

>>31837159
Eh, you can go for whatever pairing you want. I'm just saying, if anyone's going to get Naruto interested in boys, it's going to be Haku. I don't think anyone's going to call it out of character if we go gay after meeting him.

>>31837196
I heard he was already headed in that direction so the quest piqued my interest.

I know literally nothing about Naruto, though.

>>31837196
I legitimately have no idea what QTG is, I'm just bored of the usual options.

>>31837214
You know, that's a damn fine point. There's a good chance of him dying though.

>>31836820

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>>31837216
sorry, but quest is headed in direction of either this one...

The proving grounds. Where ninja young and old come to practice and refine techniques in this tranquil area fit with stones for smashing, water for chakra training, trees and brush for practicing stealth. It's here that you have gathered with your team under the morning sun, an indeterminate amount of time until noon.

Your sensei, Kakashi stands alone in an open meadow of cut short grass, seemingly relaxed and at ease as the wind sends ripples through the grass and catches his disheveled hair.

His eyes flicker around his own setting, seeming to identify and note where each one of you are.

Sasuke's relocated himself to a spot within a tree, Sakura to a place beneath the bushes, and you, yourself have decided to take position to sensei's rear in a bush.

Sasuke blew off your attempt at making nice with teamwork. Rather than give him a much deserved punch in the face, you withdrew and decided to rethink your approach to this.
Despite his unwillingness, you figure that Sasuke is smart enough to take advantage of an opening if he happens to see one.

Sakura might jump in if you call her or something, but there's no telling that she'll do it for sure.

You've got some kunai and shuriken in your ninja supply strapped to your leg.

Henge no jutsu, bunshin no jutsu... How are you going to get those bells that dangle at his waistband?

>[] Rush head on as a distraction. At the very least you'll tie his hands up.
>[] Wait and watch for one of the others to make their move. Transform into them to fake a clone jutsu.
>[] Get to Sakura and talk to her about this.
>[] (Other)

>>31837214
I don't think anyone would call it gay if we went for him. Period.

Do you know how long it took me to figure out Haku was a guy?

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>>31837238
Or this one.

>>31837238
or a blonde girl with mind swap powers
(sorry, don't actually have Ino pictures)

>>31837249
The time it took him to say "By the way, I'm a guy"?

>>31837216
Wrong quest dude.

The one where it's vaguely headed in that direction is Over(Human) Limit or whatever.

Now shoo.

>>31837248
>[] Get to Sakura and talk to her about this.
She's our best bet of working together, and seems less ditzyish than in canon. A little, at least.

>>31837248
>Go get Sakura, and talk to her
Not gonna get it without teamwork.

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>>31837254
Here ya go.

>>31837248

>[] Wait and watch for one of the others to make their move. Transform into them to fake a clone jutsu.

Niggas need to learn making the first move is how the trap is sprung

>>31837248
>>[X] Get to Sakura and talk to her about this.
Cmon guys Kakashi has a fucking rager for teamwork

>>31837248
>Get to Sakura and talk to her about this.
Make sure to let her be the one to figure it out.

Also let's see if Sasuke can make the first move if we don't do something first.

>>31837248
Send a clone to distract and attempt to kunai the bells.

Huh, someone was quick to misarchive this.
Yeah, reasons that I need to use foolz on this one.

>>31837248
Go find Sasuke again. "You idiot, the answer is teamwork. There's no elimination. I did some fact-checking. The bell test is a common day-one thing."

>>31837248
>[] Get to Sakura and talk to her about this.
Swallow our spite and play nice. At the very least trying to work with her will let us get in some good quips when Kakashi pulls the "those who abandon their comrades are lower than trash" line.

>>31837248
>[] Wait and watch for one of the others to make their move. Transform into them to fake a clone jutsu.
When sasuke inevitably charges forth and while thats happening
>[] Get to Sakura and talk to her about this.

my old vote>>31837293

>>31837248
>>[] Get to Sakura and talk to her about this.
Tell her we're gonna jump in looking like Sasuke, with a clone of us running alongside.

>>31837326
By fake a clone jutsu, I meant henge into them and pretend to be a fake. aka, he's likely going to ignore clones.

>>31837328
Heyyy, that's a good one.

>>31837328
That reminds me of something I've been meaning to ask: Is our transformation technique corporeal or just an illusion? Canon Naruto seems able to do actual physical transformations, but the only other people we see do that are either extremely skilled or using clan-specific techniques. So you could make an argument for it being something the fox gives him like, I don't know, having a creature of corporeal chakra living inside you makes it easier to shape your own chakra into solid things, or something like that. It would explain how he somehow managed to master shadow clones so easily, too. So can we do genuine transformation or does it just look like we can?

>>31837248
>[x] Get to Sakura and talk to her about this.

surely she will listen to reason and not her feminie aspiration of asexual emo phantom cock

>>31837248
>[x] Get to Sakura and talk to her about this.

We need to make a plan.

>>31837328
This works

>>31837410
Ninja magic. At your current rank it, dispels on hit. but yes, it's a physical transformation.

>>31837433
Seriously, stop with the character hate. She's not even totally crushing over him right now.

>>31837410
We got illusion clones if Kakashi stops being a dick ass and teach shit we might be able to learn it from him.
I understand naruto and them basically got diffrent sensais with jiraya and tsunade there was still a lot of shit he could teach them

>>31837410
Transformation seems to be physical but clones are illusions.

Still don't know how the fuck clones don't got shadows.

>>31837410
Transformation is and always has been a completely corporeal jutsu.

>>31837248
>[] Get to Sakura and talk to her about this.

>>31837458
Oh but she will be crushing on sasuke. Once sasuke saves her life, she be all over him.

Or at least have some sense of love for him.
>>31837498
What a shame it not used as much. Just Transform into a bird or shit and fly.

>>31837248
>Other

Walk right up to Kakashi, look him right in the eye, and say, "You, sir, are full of the highest grade of goat manure I have ever seen." Then talk about what we heard from Kabuto, and then point out that neither of our teammates were willing to consider working together, so the test is obviously a failure.

>>31837508
>Just Transform into a bird or shit and fly.

http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Transformation_Technique

That'd actually be pretty hard.

>>31837521
No you retard.

He just then send us back to the academy because we didn't show him "Teamwork".

>>31837293
Well we can't be blatant about it like you fuckers were with Sasuke.

>>31837527
That was actually one of the ideas I was having that lead me to ask. We probably couldn't get the kinematics down right to properly fly, but some similar applications should work. I'm thinking of how during the fight with Zabuza he turned into a shuriken and had Sasuke throw him. And in the games he often has a similar move as a travel power. Being able to transform into an aerodynamic form during jumps for added distance and speed could be a cool jutsu to develop.

>>31837527
Naruto became a NINJA STAR.

METAL.

I think become a bird and flying seem to be easier than being a GIANT NINJA STAR or a puddle of water.

>>31837216
>>31837225
Try Roleplaying sometime, it's what this board is all about.

>>31837458
just being pessimistic baby

>>31837572
>Try Roleplaying sometime
Thats kinda what they were using this thread to do.

>>31837508
It's better not to transplant hate from the anime into quest decisions, is all we're saying.
It kinda ruins the whole 'from a new prospective' thing if you drag in that stuff.

>>31837572
>roleplaying
>must be straight
Uh-huh.

>>31837580
Eh, give her a chance. If she fucks up, then we can start hating.

>>31837521
I can dig this.

>>31837561
You know what a complex machine is vs a simple machine?

A bird is a terribly complex machine while a ninja star is literally a slab of metal.

>>31837521
No.

>>31837593
Seems a bit too much like giving up.

Let's give this a go, and then rant at him if we fail.

>>31837584
Uh, I'm a different anon. I'm just saying that Sakura might keep her feeling of Sasuke, at least not at the levels she had during the academy. It gonna take time for her to not feel like that to sasuke after all these years.

>>31837600
Also, did he actually become a shuriken, or just form a shell of solid chakra around him in the shape of one? I think it's the second. Which means we could still glide and such, but actual flight would be beyond us for the same reason humans can't fly just by strapping wings to their arms. Though if we developed some strength techniques, maybe some wind to help us shape the air flow...then it might work.

>>31837561
he looked like metal.

>>31837616
Oh, sorry. I didn't notice.

>>31837637
anonymous anon.

The beauty and the beast of 4chan.

>>31837583
They're imserting gay onto a character that is showing no inclinations of being gay. That is not Roleplaying.

>>31837592
Our current character is straight. See his Hedge no Jutsu and his comments aobut how fun studying for it was.

>>31837604
It's more just, "Look, they don't wanna work together, so if you don't have anything better for me to do then today is core day. Or even better, I need some practice with my ninjutsu you might be able to help with." Then we can either start training or not, depending on how he reacts.

>>31837657
>They're imserting gay onto a character that is showing no inclinations of being gay.
Sorta like what Dran did with the angst.
>Our current character is straight.
So you have decided. He could just be young and confused.

>>31837657
Pretty fucking much.

>>31837624
Does that mean he maintains he current weight?

>>31837657
Oh, jesus, it's you again.

>>31837675
That's more of a last resort man.

I bet we could get Sakura on our side. She was already feeling guilty earlier today.

>>31837675
Alright, I can see that approach, but we were given a mission to fulfill, and that seems like a damn good way to get failed.

Don't try to grasp ninja magic guys.

Also, Naruto is straight.

>>31837676
>>They're imserting gay onto a character that is showing no inclinations of being gay.
>Sorta like what Dran did with the angst.
Our character has a reason to be angry
>>Our current character is straight.
>So you have decided. He could just be young and confused.
Then all you have is speculation and nothing to actually show he may be attracted to guys in anyway.

I'm done arguing with you, go back to the QTG.

>>31837681
That not one anon.

It many.
>>31837675
If we give up, and we don't want to work together, it MISSION FAILED.

Then we go back to the academy and spend a whole fucking year.

Then died to the invasion like a chump.

>>31837708
Yay
and yay.

Doubt it will stop the trolls tho. People won't stop feeding em.

Thank god for 4chanX

>>31837708
This solved the issue. Thank you Dranule. Now they stop the bitching and whining that naruto is gay.
>>31837731
True, the troll would keep going but since the GM put the law of his word down, no one will give a shit about them.

>>31837708
Really? Damn shame. I was looking forward to something a bit different. Well, thanks for at least telling us now, saves a lot of irritation. Kinda wish you mentioned it before, but whatever.

>>31837657
Much fun as I have playing gay characters and seeing gay relationships develop, I have to agree with this anon. In no canon, including this one, is Naruto showing any homosexual tendencies. Falling for a trap like Haku is a big maybe, but even that probably won't pan out.

>>31837700
The objective is work together. We can only do so much of that ourselves. We're playing Ruthless Naruto, I believe, so this would the option I see for it. However, I do agree that we should talk to sakura first. If she brushes us off, screw the test. We need to work on our core.

>>31837708
Thank you.

You just saved arguing and shitstorms.

>>31837774
Except for his hilariously obsessive pursuit of Sasuke.

But yeah. On the other hand, can't blame them for hoping, given how easy it is to change minor details like that.

>>31837675
I like this.

Use it if we can't get Sakura to work with us.

>>31837800
That, I can see.

>>31837774
>Sasuke

>>31837774
Hopefully we'll at least get a perception check. Though it would probably be without a stated DC. That way, no matter what we roll, we won't know if we guessed Haku's gender right. I wouldn't put it past Dran to have Haku be genuinely female just to mess with our heads when we realize we lost a potential waifu.

>>31837810
>minor details
wut?

I want to go for Anko.

>>31837800
Naruto isn't ruthless. If he was, naruto would have left the grandson to die to keep the scroll from enemies hands. Naruto also pretty nice and polite guy.

He isn't ruthless per say but isn't also a retard either.

>>31837848
I don't want romance to have anything to do with player voting at all, and just happen naturally.

Saves time.

>>31837848
I want to set Anko up with Kakashi

>>31837829
>implying we're going for anyone other than Hinata

>>31837848
She's got like 15 years on us dude.

>>31837854
>Not ruthless
Well, that was originally the intent of some anons. But the character we've played so far is:
>Misunderstood
>Bottled up years of bullying anger, finally letting it out in (mostly) inappropriate ways
>But deep down doesn't wish harm on others, unless they give him cause to. Not heartless as he tries to seem.

Based on decisions so far, that is.

>>31837829
Haku is a missing nin anon. It hopeless. Actually hopeless.
>>31837848
Anko might be tough but actually possible unlike haku. At least it much easier than the Hinata path. Two Pariah together? Possible. Maybe if Naruto get a growth spurt in 2/3 years and matures, Anko would be into him.

But first, focus on surviving and getting stronger. Waifu wars can wait.

>>31837843
Not like it comes up in the manga much. And it really isn't hard to believe that Naruto was just confused over his feelings for Sakura. While I'm pretty damn sure he is straight, it isn't set in stone.

Plus, not like him turning out to be bi in an entirely different universe with different cultural mores would be that strange.

>>31837886
So? That's a perfectly acceptable age difference. Some would even prefer it.

>>31837886
More like 11/12 years anon.

Still, when you are a ninja, you fight, killed and die. No one would give a shit if you fuck a 15/16 year old Chunnin. Besides, Anko already got shit from being orochimaru students. She don't give a fuck.

>>31837922
dude that's still double our age at this point

>>31837922
>She don't give a fuck.
But that's the opposite of what we want!

>>31837890
It's cute that you think Haku being non-viable as a romantic interest would keep him/her from being waifu'd. How long have you been doing quest threads?

>>31837890
Actually I'm pretty sure Haku isn't a missing-nin, since he never was part of the Hidden Mist Village to begin with.

He's just a vagrant with magic powers who was adopted as a missin-nin's sex slave.

>>31837932
Culture from naruto world is different from our world. Ninjas are full adults mercs.

What age do they consider a person to be an adult? Around 12/13.
>>31837936
She fucks us while not giving a fuck about other people opinions.

Best of both worlds really.
>>31837937
Uh no. We want to be stronger than god and we also got people worth fighting fore. Like Gai, or Hinata, or Lee or those two ramen chefs or that Mind fuck ninja or Ino.

We would not give it all up for a few minutes with a pretty boy, specially since naruto isn't gay.

In fact, this is another troll attempt. Waifu Haku and make naruto a missing nin. This will lead to kakashi killing or imprisoning Naruto and the quest would be over by then.

You can't fool be troll.

>>31837984
Homeless Ninja Quest never

>>31837999
You seem to be caring way too much about Naruto.

That is never a good sign.

>>31837999
I was actually just making a comment on /tg/'s habits in quest threads. I think it's a bad idea to romance Haku. That doesn't mean there won't be people asking for it. Loudly and often. It's the sort of thing this board does. Especially in Ygg/Dran's quests. That's all I was saying.

>>31837999
Shit, I mean you can't fool me troll.
>>31837984
Haku is still on the list or the book of missing nin and ninjas that got bounties.

If he with his master, he would be known for his ice bloodline. Just because you aren't a ninja from a village don't exempt you from the book.

>>31838020
Now Strawmanning. Anon, no one is fooled here by you.

>>31837999
>You can't fool be troll.
Is this a new meme or something?

>>31838059
No, a typing error.

Creeping out of your hiding spot, you double back around to stay out of his sight while looking out for Sakura's pink hair and red dress. She's actually concealed a bit better than you had thought, forcing you to call her out instead.

In short time, she appears before you, looking away, “What is it Naruto? You know we should be trying to get a bell...” She doesn't make eye contact and you don't much care.

You bite your tongue from some of the things that you'd like to say to her, you need this to work. “I figured this thing out, at least, I think.”

She crosses her arms, “Oh?”

“Yeah well, we need to work rogether to get the bells. I mean, I haven't tried yet but...” You frown, “I don't see me being able to get this guy on my own. Listen though,” You point at Haruno Sakura with her pretty pink hair. This damned traitor, “I'm not doing this because I forgive you okay? But hey, if we get the bells at least we'll be able to pass. If I...” clenching your outstretched finger closed,”Noth'n. You in?”

Sakura lets the wind roll past her before she gives a reply,”Okay. I have a plan.”
You get into position behind a tree, Sakura behind another. A peek out and you see Kakashi still standing in field, a river running at his back, a babbling brook with carefully placed stones around the border. His attention is focused on a book, a stupid look on his face as he turns the next page.
What the heck is this guy doing? Weren't you all supposed to be testing?

Whatever. Time to be greater than god.

Ram, Snake, Tiger. Bunshin No Jutsu! A single double appears beside you. Flawlessly crafted in your image. From where it stands, no grass is disturbed and the gentle wind doesn't disturb its features.

Next. Dog, Boar, Ram. Henge No Jutsy! You transform yourself into Sasuke. Sharing class with him at least gives you the benefit of knowing what he looks like.

>>31838047
>Haku is still on the list or the book of missing nin and ninjas that got bounties.

I don't think he is. Like Kakashi knew about Zabuza, but he didn't know about Zabuza having an effeminate accomplice.

Haku is literally the worst waifu

● Already taken
● Zabuza is an asshole
● All the alienation of Orochimaru route without any of the benefits
● Actually a dude. This used to be a bonus, but since Naruto's straight I can imagine it getting very uncomfortable.

>>31838127
>Already taken
Threesomes~

>>31838120
I'm pretty sure we agreed to lead Sakura into figuring it out for herself, so we have plausible deniability for us getting outside information?

Rolled 87, 55, 91 = 233

You hold up a kunai.

Sakura's plan is thus: You run to engage as Sasuke and yourself. The clone goes for the bells, and you go for a frontal strike. He'll likely know about the clone and deal with you first, since you're sasuke.

When he hits you back, you throw Sakura that's transformed into a Kunai, missing on purpse. She'll dispel her transformation and snatch the bells as she flies by. It's up to you to do it at the right time...

It's up to you...

1d100+20

(Kakashi's rolls are improved by 25. Highest wins. 96+ is critfail. 5 or less is crit.)

>>31838126
Zanbuza and Haku attacked the Mizukage.

They failed and retreated. Of Course even if Haku don't got written in the bingo book, it still part of Zabuza bingo book page.

Rolled 90 + 20

>>31838149

Rolled 99 + 20

>>31838149
emo impersonation engage

Rolled 93 + 20

>>31838149

>>31838145
>Zabuza, Haku
>Threesome
Dear god man, he's straight, cease tempting us with what can never be!

Rolled 59 + 20

>>31838149
Have to remember that low rolls are better for this. We need to roll a 15 or lower to succeed.

Rolled 11 + 20

>>31838149
GOOOO

Rolled 62 + 20

>>31838149

Tactics Go!

Rolled 7 + 20

>>31838149
...You realize you've made it impossible to get a crit right?

If crits are low, and yet we have a modifier?

Also does Kakashi lower his modifier by 25?

What the fuck is going on?

Rolled 65

>>31838149
>(Kakashi's rolls are improved by 25. Highest wins. 96+ is critfail. 5 or less is crit.)
What. This makes no sense.

>>31838160
>>31838164
>>31838168
oh god why

>>31838172
>he's straight
Not if I can help it.

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Whats up with people wanting to turn naruto gay?

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>>31838164
>>31838160
>>31838168

only when its roll under do we get numbers like this...

>>31838172
Ignore the troll
Stop feeding the troll
>>31838160
>>31838164
>>31838168
We FUCKED. The higher, the worse.

and that a CRIT FAIL ABOVE 100

KAKASHI GONNA SCHOOL US

>>31838185
Unfortunately, God has stated his opinion. A shame, but there is naught that can be done.

>>31838149
>Highest wins.
>96+ is critfail. 5 or less is crit.
What does this even mean?

>>31838149
hold on, is 96+ a crit success now, if highest wins?

Rolled 4 - 20

>>31838189
Well in this case it doesn't make any fucking sense.

And I have no idea what the fuck is with Kakashi and a 25 bonus to... something?

Like shouldn't it be like this?

>>31838188
Trolls from QTQ that want the quest to fuck up.

Ignore them and the Haku Waifus.

In fact, any waifu that aren't loyal to the village, ignore them.

>>31838160
>>31838164
>>31838168
I got excited. And then I remembered it was roll under.

Man.

Rolled 14 + 20

>>31838180

Dude, crits literally never count modifiers . If you get a 1, you'll get a crit even with +50 on your diceroll.

>>31838160
>>31838164
>>31838168
so...we lose via critfail, but would have won otherwise?

>>31838201
>>31838200
>>31838182
I think it's roll under, but Dran takes the highest.

It's like if it was roll over, but he took the highest.

So, essentially, this is the "FUCK YOU YOU FAIL" roll.

>>31838218
I have no fucking idea.

I have no idea what Kakashi rolled either.

>>31838191
A troll? Sir, I was one of those who wanted a boyfriend. I've accepted the inevitable, but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy the thought.

>>31838188
The guys are better characters. And different from the usual.

>>31838160
>>31838164
>>31838168
>Yes!
>Wait
>This is a roll-under system
>Shit

Rolled 60, 66, 91 = 217

>>31838180
>...You realize you've made it impossible to get a crit right?
Modifiers don't interfere with crits.

>>31838180
>Also does Kakashi lower his modifier by 25?
I said highest wins, though if I was going for a low roll challenge roll that's what I could've done.
It was going to be roll under, but then I realized + modifiers wouldn't work.
Now I realize I should've just made them negative.

>>31838205
Seriously, what the fuck is QTQ

>>31838228
I think Kakashi actually did just as bad as us, but didn't critfail

>>31838149
WAIT A MINUTE.

HIGHEST WINS. NARUTO WINS. YES.

or not. At least we can dream.

>>31838241
Did we win or not?

99+20>91+25

>>31838241
So does that mean he rolled a 91+25?

Like what does "improved" mean in this context?

This makes no sense.

>>31838241
Heh.
Does this mean we win super hard? Or still lose super hard?

I don't mind either way. Should be hilarious no matter the result. The important thing is we tried teamwork anyway.

>>31838257
We critfailed, so I'd say we probably lose.

Which makes sense, since there's no fucking way we can pickpocket a Jounin.

>>31838253
Wait, so a critfail wins because it's higher?

>>31838261
Kakashi isn't trying. That why he gets a modifier of +25 on his rolls.

That why get get a modifier for +20 because Kakashi is still Jounin and a damn good one at that.

>>31838275
This is retarded.
>Highest wins, unless you roll really high. Then you critfail.

>>31838149
>>31838160
>>31838164
>>31838168

87+25= 112 vs 90+20= 110
Close but not quite.
55+25= 80 vs critfail.
91+25=116 vs 93+20= 113

Fail on all counts, but this has been pretty close aside from the critfail. Let's see...

>>31838276
The dice no longer mean anything.

All is abstract and without significance.

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I don't understand anything anymore.

>>31838294
Dang. Aw well. Let's hope Kakashi appreciates effort then. We can always try again anyway, I think...unless we get our shit pushed in or something.
You better not do the thousand years of death, I swear to god I will call an adult.

>>31838294
...Okay what the fuck?

You said it was a roll under system didn't you?

We passed two out of three.

The fuck are you playing at?

>>31838294
maaaaybe you should roll for Sasuke...

>>31838314
no, it was roll over, but if you roll too high you lose. I think?

>>31838314
Nope. This was a roll over roll that had critfail range at the high end and critsuccess at the low end. I have no idea why.

>>31838301
It seems like it's highest wins, only he inverted the crits to be a fucking douchebag.

The fuck this nigga Dran doing?

>>31838327
>>31838341
That is retarded.

Niggas don't understand.

Lowest rolls wins.

Don't you read the first fucking archive?

And the Crit roll for Clone Jutsu?

>>31838294
Dran, there seems to be a lot of confusion and cries of bullshit going on. Can you just call for another set of rolls and rules that aren't an archaic clusterfuck of poor wording?

>>31838391
Nope. This roll was highest wins. Don't you read the posts and roll prompts?

>>31838391
not here. Dran broke it down.
>>31838294
highest wins unless you roll 96 or more

>>31838301
its easy peasy anon

roll dice
fail

>>31838301
I seriously doubt the QM even knows what the fuck he's doing at this point.

Did you actually, you know, PLAN for this, Dran?

>>31838314
You know what, I said highest wins for that roll because I had a brainfart on how to make modifiers count for a challenged roll under.

Despite the fact that I said otherwise, I'll give it, because a critfail will make it tie out and that'll be better to write anyway.

>>31838341
I've used inverted crits in Akuma quest before.
>>31838344
It actually works out to your benefit.

If a crit is 5 or less and you roll 2, 65, and 87 you get the crit.

If you roll 6, 64, and 89 you get the 89. In any case, it's back to roll under.

>>31838407
Nigga the rules in the pastebin are what he usually goes with, he just accidentally misworded it.

Stop freaking out over nothing.

>>31838391
Except did you see >>31838294
We rolled lower than Kakashi 2/3 times, but Dranule said Kakashi beat us every time.

>>31838401

No. I understand that we failed, no reason to call for a reroll.

Rerolls cheapen everything.

>>31838431
Oh, really?
Sweet, I can dig that then.

>>31838434
Dude. Read what's happening in the thread. It was roll over with inverted crits. We lost the roll.

>>31838434
Pretty much niggas.
>>31838431
He himself said it. Just a misspell word. Dran fuck up and people are confused.

Lowest roll wins. Kakashi beat us down like the jounin he is.

>>31838431
>>31838471 (You)

Wait what Dran?

Inverted crits? Someone explain to me this shit about?

Dran, explain. Put this at least possible in the rule set like this, :Underdog: If you opponent is of sufficient higher ability than you, you can use crit fail as crit success.

You know, give naruto that comeback factor.

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>>31838478

u gon cry m8?

>>31838478
You're one of these people who bitch and moan about shit but stay anyways just to bitch and moan right?

>>31838533
>Underdog: If you opponent is of sufficient higher ability than you, you can use crit fail as crit success.
I wouldn't mind that trait actually. Only I'd apply it as a normal success instead of crit success.

>>31838571
understandably.

>>31838571
That works too.

>>31838571
That sounds damn fine.

>>31838571
Sweet. You gonna apply 'Bottled Anger' trait too?

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>>31838562
Still in favor of a tie rather than a loss.
>Feels like Kakashi

>>31838620
I'll get to it after next post.

>>31838660
Kakashi is boss like that.
>Huh. Already using teamwork. Nice.
>Wow they're bad at this. Eh, close enough.

World's laziest Jonin

>>31838713
Awesome ninja and a cool character, but still very much a terrible teacher.

>>31838747
Oh so fucking bad.

We can learn by ourselves and from Gai. We can learn social combat and interaction from Ino father and we can learn teamwork from kakashi.

Not much but better than Academy classes

>>31838803
I hate to say this, but...

We should ask Sasuke for tips on how to develop ninjutsu

Also, Hinata can help us with Genjutsu, if need be...maybe the blonde's father?

>>31838803
I dunno, I feel like if Naruto wasn't so terrible at learning in a classroom environment we wouldn't be nearly as shit as we are. Some one on one tutoring from Iruka when he has the time would easily go along way to bolstering the basics. Actually, can that be an option? Asking Iruka to come find us every once in a while when he can spare some time for remedial lessons?

So is Foolz down for anyone else?

Because that might be a problem.

>>31838803
Yeah, Kakashi pretty much failed all of his students and they had to go find better teachers to get any good.

>>31838839
>Spoilers
Nah. There are plenty of people better at Ninjutsu, and plenty ones nicer too.

>Hinata
>Genjutsu
She...she has some?
I didn't know that.

>>31838860
It's been acting up a lot over the course of the last week or so.

>>31838839
Sasuke would not help. He got too much baggage and he would not spare us "his time."

We can learn Genjutsu from Ino father as well social combat and stuff.

Taijutsu is Gai and Lee. No questions asked about that.

Ninjutsu, we got the library.......That about it.
>>31838857
Iruka might help naruto set up his basics, so that good too.

>>31838857
Probably not. This Iruka doesn't really care about us that much. Without the weird guilt complex over the fox, he's got no reason to really be involved in our life.

>>31838868
She got the charka control and her teacher is a genjutsu master. even if she don't know NOW, we can learn later.

>>31838894
We need to learn chakra control stuff before all of this...maybe Kakashi CAN be good for something?

>>31838894
Also, not to metagame, but we REALLY don't want to spend much time around Sasuke. The more comfortable he is around us the more likely it is he'll try to kill us for power.

>>31838897
Point. We skipped out on our major bonding moment with him. Still, Iruka is an awesome teacher in that he's actually pretty dedicated to his students, both while they're in the classroom and after. It might not be impossible.

>>31838918
Treewalking IS pretty much the only thing he teaches the team...

You rush out, your clone riding upon your tailwind as you home in on your home-invader sensei. The bastard barely acknowledging you as he turns another page. Damn him!

Kakashi starts talking as you hit the thirty meter mark,”Ninja lesson one, Taijutsu. You should be pretty familiar with it, hm Naruto?”

You almost freeze up, you're covers blown! How did he, no, he must be talking to the clone...

Your hesitation causes you to stop twenty meters from him, your legs still tingling with pain from “leg day.” You put your guard up, staring Kakashi down.

“What, you lost your nerve? You can't fight me from over there unless you mean to use a weapon.”

“How am I supposed to attack you if you're reading?” You say pensively, slowly sliding closer, eyeing the bells hanging at his side.

“Some of your targets won't necessarily be ready to fight you know. That's when it's best to strike. Though sometimes you should wonder, have they noticed you already?”

You see the Kakashi before you disappear into thin air. No... a clone? You feel the hair tingle at the back of your neck.

“It could be a trap.” A voice says from behind you, causing you to look back, your Sensei sitting behind you. He gives a little wave, with a “yo,” before bringing his hands together.

“Secret ninja art, hidden leaf supreme technique,” His eyes shines with a sinister light. You instantly feel a sense of dread overcome you, a blue gloom falling over your eyes.

“One thousand years of pain!” You feel a sharp poke in your butt, as you fly away with in incredible force, your clone and transformation dispel, revealing you for who you are as you scream all the way into the river. It's only at the last moment that you throw Sakura as a kunai.

>>31838925
Yeah. We got better things to do like train or work part time on a flower shop.

The life of a genin that is orphan is a tough one. Sasuke must be fucking loaded with money and property. Too bad that shit was frozen when he became a missin nin.

>>31838868
not really. She does have extremely good chakra control and medical skills though, and should know genjutsu theory from her jonin

>>31838945
It's still unclear what our dad did or didn't do.

Like we know he didn't become hokage, and when we were alive he was a drunken fuckup but had already made it to being a skilled jounin.

He could still have been Jiraiya's student and Kakashi's teacher... only ultimately being immensely disappointing.

Rolled 61, 73, 74 - 10 = 198

You see it fly for him just as you hit the water and hard, sinking down a bit.

>[] Send out a clone and circle around.(mind that it'll take a bit of time,)
>[] Charge out to help sakura.
>[] Cool your head in the water for a bit.
>[] (Other)

>>31838972
>thousand years of pain
NO NO NO
>Sakura as kunai
YES YES YES

>>31838998
...oh shit.

Gais. Gais. Gais. Uhm...was that the right kunai? KUNAI CHECK, WAS THAT THE RIGHT KUNAI?!?!

>>31838998
>Charge out to help Sakura.
I guess?

Without a shadow clone, option one doesn't seem useful.

And Sasuke doesn't seem to have done anything yet.

>>31838998
>[X] Charge out to help sakura.

WE NEED TO BE THERE RIGHT NOW.

>>31838998
>[x] Charge out to help sakura.

there is no plan or trick up our sleeve to beat him

Kaka is a grown man playing with children

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>>31838998
>[] (Other)
Perhaps sexy jutsu could distract him?

>>31838998
I can't believe you did it
You sunofabitch
I need an adult badly man.

>Charge out and help Sakura
Our teamwork isn't much good unless we give her a hand now is it?

God damn it.

>>31838998
>>[] Charge out to help sakura.
Not time for distractions now.

>>31839019
Uh.........FUCKING NARUTO.

Shitttt. That definitely possible.

>>31838998
>[] Send out a clone and circle around.(mind that it'll take a bit of time,)
>[] Charge out to help sakura.

>>31838998
>[] Charge out to help sakura.
our teammate is fighting a superior opponent alone right now, we need to help her and think of a plan while we fight

>>31838998
>[] Charge out to help sakura.

Gotta watch out for more surprise attacks.

>>31838998
...wait, -10? Is that Sakura's roll?

>>31839050
>>31839021
>>31839046
>>31839037
>>31839031
>>31839027
KUNAI CHECK IS BEING DEMANDED, RUN TO THE WATER IF IT WAS THE RIGHT KUNAI

>>31839069
THAT IS WHAT CHARGE OUT TO HELP HER MEANS MAN

WHY DO YOU THINK I PICKED IT

>Kunai check
What are you guys on about?

Rolled 93

>>31838998
>>[] Charge out to help sakura.

>>31838998
>>[] Send out a clone and circle around.(mind that it'll take a bit of time,)

>>[] Cool our butt abit

>>31839099
Naruto may or may not fuck up.

We still need to go help sakura. Naruto would not fuck this plan up. He must have double check before attacking

>>31839069
It should be. We had it/her already in our hand. There was little chance for us to get her mixed in with our other kunai.

>>31839099
Did we throw sakura, or some random kunai. She could still be [spoilers]in our pants[/spoiler]

>>31839118
Nah. WE hit the water, not the kunai.

>>31838995
To the best of my memory... He's a no-name jounin who fell apart when our mother died and sank so far into the bottle that he went and not only failed an important mission, he got the entire team killed while he was at it. I THINK it was explicitly mentioned that we are not related to any incarnation of Minato or Kushina (or whatever the fuck Naruto's parents are called), but I couldn't tell you where/when cuz I don't remember. But I'm pretty sure he has no real relationships we could capitalize on with anyone in the village.

>>31839137
Oh, pff.
I fail at reading comp.

Let's still charge out to help her anyway.

>>31839140
It's unclear if we're not Minato and Kushina's kid or if Minato and Kushina just weren't significant to the plot in this timeline. Either way, we're still somehow named Uzumaki.

>>31839140
I think Minato and Kushina got married but Kushina bloodline don't exist or may it with another family.

Minato didn't became awesome and was a drunk. He died. Kakashi teacher was different.

>>31839156
>I fail at reading comp.
Seeing someone admit this without rancor is a rare treat. Good on you, anon. Hope the reading comprehension improves!

>>31839176
>>31839184
All that really matters is that we've gotten nothing of value from our dead parents.

Rolled 52, 67, 12 - 25 = 106

>>31838998
Charging it is.

Roll for Naruto guys. Your modifier this time is Dice+1d100+-15.

Rolled 83 - 15

>>31839254

Rolled 25 - 15

>>31839254

Rolled 78 + 15

>>31839254
pls

Rolled 3 - 15

>>31839254
Crit get

Rolled 30 + 15

>>31839254
Rollan

>>31838998
Charge out and help Sakura, we know what the point of this test is and this is the most overt display of following it's intent. It's also important that we don't give Sakura the false impression that we are just tricking her in order to gain advantage for ourselves.

If we're lucky emo-nin will pick up on the fact that we're working together and be of some use.

>>31839277
SHAAAAAME.

Rolled 28 - 15

>>31839277
SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>31839270
SHOULD HAVE NOT ROLLED.

>>31839277
Yes, you did. Good job.

>>31839277
8 goddamn seconds too late

>>31839307
Oops, wait, false alarm.

>>31839273
This one doesn't count.

>>31839269
>>31839270
>>31839277
So these are the rolls we get.

>>31839184
>>31839176
He was a Jounin.

They don't hand that out to anyone, like Iruka is a perma-chuunin.

And we don't know what he was like before we were born or our mom died.

>>31839333
Nice save!

>>31839273
Modifier wrong.

You guys get >>31839277

>>31839354
YES
YEEEEEEES

>>31839354
YES YES YES

BASED NARUTO. GETTING ALL THE BITCHES.

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>>31839366
we only need one

>>31839381
Nothing wrong with having more though.

>>31839305
>implying he won't continue to be a useless emo shit.

>>31839381
>2014
>Having just one
>Being this beta

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>>31839354
We enter the realm of Enhanced Crit roll

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>>31839354
We gon fuck Kakashi up

>>31839416
2014
needing more than best girl
being this foolish

>>31839473
Best girl is opinion, my friend.

Harem is fact, and it's one that downgrades waifu wars to 'which one we bangin today?'

>>31839500
but is Harem Route an option in theis quest?

>>31839472
Well, we'll certainly make some headway. We probably won't fuck him up unless he critfails though.

>>31839500
Honestly, naruto seems to be in a one on one relationship guy. No harem for him.

Seriously don't. Harems will be forever waifu wars.

>>31839521
I know, I just really wanted to post that gif.

>>31839545
Honestly, I can see this iteration of naruto becoming a cold, calculating person. "My life is a living hell anyways, so I might as well be satan. Maybe I'll be God, if I find myself in heaven by then. It all depends."

>>31839472
No we won't.

At most we might make him close his book.

>>31839594
we're also 12 and basically untrained

>>31839591
That's silly and edgy, and you should feel bad for even thinking that is something any actual person with even a shred of self awareness would even contemplate saying

>>31839608
Yeah, that's why I said at most.

Really the whole test is a farce, you'd have to be a prodigy beyond Sasuke to legitimately get the bells.

Even with teamwork.

>>31839591
that's not a cold, calculating person.
that's a sociopath

>>31839638
>shred of self awareness
>character in Naruto
I agree that's stupid, but it's sadly in-character to say something that stupid.

>>31839591
That sasuke edge anon.

No way we ending up like that.

>>31839591
Oh god....

>>31839665
Right, but this isn't canon-bad-writing quest, this is what-the-show-could-have-been quest.

>>31839665
Not really. It just means your taste is pretty bad.

>>31839682
Indeed.
Let's not forget that.

>>31839656
Look at Naruto's upbringing.

>Orphan
>Traitor father
>Entire village gives us shit for existing
>Have a grand total of three people who give a shit about us (Hinata, Iruka, Guy, leaving that chick's father as a tentative fourth)
>Already decided we were going to become as strong as God
>Already don't care about Sasuke's emotional baggage
>We've gotten so used to watching other kids go home with their families it doesn't even phase our 12 year old mind anymore
>We've been an angsty prick towards everyone thus far

Where in there do you see a not-sociopath

Hitting the water, you immediately start pushing out until you break out, and lay your hands on the stones of the bank, pulling yourself out of the water.
Your green beast jumpsuit proves to be water resistant as you escape without much of any water dragging you down. Kind of awesome.

You rush out and see Sakura knocked back while clutching something to her chest, Sasuke suddenly leaps out from the trees, striking at Kakashi with a foot, forcing the jonin to block in the short interval from his strike against Sakura.
Forcing Kakashi to drop his book and catch the fist, only to be hammered by a kick from above.

You see Sasuke's combo flip him upside down as he reaches for a bell at the waistline with Kakashi using an overhead guard. He sees through Sasuke and quickly slides back just in time for you to press the attack with a pair of Shuriken from your side as Sasuke launches a volley of his own.

Kakashi sidesteps the barrage, letting the projectiles meet at a crosssroads as he glances between the two of you in a smooth movement, his attention away from Sakura.

Sasuke closes in again only to back off, faking out your sensei as you throw a haphazard, yet strong right punch, easily parried by Kakashi. Sasuke uses this moment to break the two of you apart with another volley of shuriken, forcing Kakashi back as you press forward.

You go in for a lunging attack and quickly get caught with a parry and strike to your solar,”Quite rambuctious aren't you...” He mumbles, yet you grab his arm, holding him in place as you resist the pain of the strike despite your lack of breath. You won't let go, you can't.