YEEESSS

AWWWWW SHIT! TIME FOR ROLL QUEST

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>>31838312
Threads theme, “fa/tg/guys edition”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBJ9RnbK8G4
Waiting warmly, OP.

I now remembered that we cant score in an interlewd. So, what the fuck is going to happen?
I just don’t know what to expect.

Please make the cerise scene fast. She is boring. You also forgot to twitt it

It's here.

YEEEEES

You guys ready to hit bump limit in half an hour again?

>>31838331
I don't think this is an interlewd.

Also, remember guys. We have a REALLY low image limit.

>>31838331
This isn't an interlewd. This is part 2 of a normal episode.

>>31838331
It's not an interlewd, it's a subisode.

Remember guys, don't post images unless absolutely necessary, the image limit on this board is only 150.

>>31838331
>interlewd
>"AND NOW, EPISODE 9.2"

I wonder how many anons aren't going to realize this and fuck up the votes. Oh wait this is /a/, they'd be fucked either way.

we can't move the current score in interlewds

we can fuck any of the harem we've already banged

>>31838312
OP, I want to apologize for some of the more negative remarks I made last thread. I think the bulk of the criticizm is still valid, but I was a bit of a cunt about it. I'll leave exactly which comments were mine up to your imagination.

Guys, please remember to delete your images after posting so we can keep space free.

>>31838331
I one up you sir.

Theme for plot heavy scenes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffl4HDp-_S4

Theme for PLOT heavy scenes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ8sZXFN6jc

Why did Whitney turn into such a bitch last episode?

>>31838312
>Whitney is eating
Hueh.

>>31838406
because dice. also a refusal to fling food in favor of imaginary dickings.

>>31838406
Because /a/ makes terrible decisions.

100 years later and I will still be mad, I cannot believe you faggots let a fucking FOOD FIGHT lose.

Shit outta luck

Great. Now shit is getting real. Fuck Quest OP, you forgot about the whole blowjob from mom thing from the intro...unless it not that important.

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>>31838374
>>31838386
>>31838385
oh, ok.

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In the morning, you wake to find Cerise sitting at her computer, reading what appears to be a VN. She rests her cheek against her palm, scrolling lazily through the text.

You rub the sleep from your eyes and squint at the monitor. "What is that? I don't think I've played it before."

"It's about a girl who murders her little brother after his snoring drives her insane."

You sit up, stretching your back. "That sounds boring. I prefer the one about the guy who murders his older sister because she keeps kicking him in her sleep."

The glare of sunlight in Cerise's room is annoying. If this is going to become a routine, you'll need to convince her of the benefits of blackout curtains.

Cerise swivels around. "Do you do this just to antagonize me?"

"Ooh, busting out the twenty-dollar words."

She grabs a pillow and tosses it at you. You shield your face with the crook of your arm. "Don't get loquacious on me, now!" you laugh.

Cerise turns red up to her ears. "Go to school, you pretentious fuckmuffin."

"Ah, there's the Cerise I know."

AWW YISS

>>31838312
>my pic
I've been thinking on making other themed arrangements, but shit is hard.
No one draws Sensei, Mom or Sis
:V

I just want the whitney/renee double date scene.

>>31838331
/a/-related version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar4_sqtxFMQ

>>31838442
You missed the last thread?

>>31838442
It technically took place in the last interlewd, three (?) weeks ago.

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>>31838312
>and perhaps not as far as you had hoped.

>>31838312
Did someone draw these for us, or did someone just mash up a bunch of art together?

>>31838452
>If this is going to become a routine, you'll need to convince her of the benefits of blackout curtains.

This is going to become a routine?

>>31838452
>fuckmuffin

New nickname for Ally.

>>31838476
It was mashed
>>31838458

The turn out seems alot less than normal.

Maybe we can actually make some good decisions from now on.

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Downstairs, Ms. Carte is passed out on the sofa, jaw hanging open.

Like you, it seems she also has a problem with snoring.

Mom is on her hands and knees in the dining room, scrubbing away the remains of last night's battle from the walls and carpet. She wears long yellow gloves and a matching rubber apron. A bucket of soapy water stained dark brown by chocolate sits beside her.

"There you are," she says. She wipes her forehead with the back of her gloved hand. "Will you tell your live-in skank to get off her lazy butt and pull her weight around here? I could really use some help."

"You would disturb the sleep of that angel?" you ask.

As if on cue, Ms. Carte lets loose with a particularly loud snort.

"I'd do a lot more than disturb her sleep," Mom grumbles. She scrubs at the wall with both hands, all her weight pressing against the brush. "Do you know she spent almost an hour washing herself last night? I practically had to jump in the shower with her just to get a turn."

Mom and Ms. Carte soaping each other down: now there's a thought. You can picture yourself coming into the bathroom and spying them through a parting curtain of steam.

Hugging each other, breasts pushed together -- both of them smiling seductively, both crooking a finger at you--

"Hey!" Mom snaps her fingers in front of your face. You blink, the daydream dissipating.

She puts her glove back on and kneels down again, dipping her scrub brush in the rinsewater. "Well? Are you going to wake her up, or am I her slave now, too?"

[ ] YOU wake her up. I want to see this.
[ ] Okay, mother dearest.

>>31838503
>laughinglittlegirls.jpg

>>31838452
>"Ah, there's the Cerise I know."
Not "the Cerise I love"
THE DECLINE CONTINUES
I kid, of course

>>31838513
>YOU wake her up. I want to see this.
Fleece himmide

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>>31838513
Goddamn it, sorry.

http://strawpoll.me/1610833
Five minutes.

>>31838513
>[ ] Okay, mother dearest.
Why not

>>31838513
[x] Okay, mother dearest

>>31838513
[x] YEEEES, MOOOOOM

>>31838513
>[x]Offer to help, yourself, instead

>>31838513
[x] Okay, mother dearest.
dessert for dinner was ruined we need to be curt.

>>31838513

[×] Okay mother dearest

>>31838513
No strawpoll?

And what are we supposed to be seeing exactly?

>>31838503
>thinking we're capable of making good decisions

>>31838513
[x] Okay, mother dearest.

We'll wake her up with a kiss on the forehead, or you know our dick.

>>31838513
>[X] Okay, mother dearest.

>>31838513
[X] Okay, mother dearest.

>>31838503
That's just not possible, but don't stop dreaming anon

>>31838513
>I want to see this.

See what? Mom wake her up or Mom doing the dishes?

>>31838574
I'm not sure how I'd feel if someone started slapping my forehead with their dick to wake me up.

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Look into your heart you know this to be true.
still waiting for /tg/ to stat them.

>>31838513
>[ ] YOU wake her up. I want to see this.

>>31838503
I'm almost positive our turnout hasn't lessened, we're just trying to keep sperging to a minimum.

>>31838553
[x]Offer to help, yourself, instead
Arise, custom option!

>>31838513
And Mom might need a massage later after all the work she did last dinner.

I kinda hoped that's how it would've developed had the choice to go to Mom won last time, but here we are.

What's tonight's plan for FQ?

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Glad I came just in time for this

>>31838618
But then we might not get answers about the damon file.

>>31838618
yes. help mom.

strawpoll kills the custom option

>>31838635
We fuck the Whitney.

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>>31838513
>Mom and Ms. Carte soaping each other down: now there's a thought. You can picture yourself coming into the bathroom and spying them through a parting curtain of steam.
I like this idea. Let's go with it

>>31838627
>giving Mom a massage

Not saying that this needs to happen now but this better fucking happen eventually.

>>31838617
What you don't want to hit bump limit in 30 minutes again?
I thought that was cool

>>31838635
Don't take obviously bad options. Like leaving a group of angry women alone to spend time with just one of them.

>>31838513
>Hugging each other, breasts pushed together -- both of them smiling seductively, both crooking a finger at you--
Stay classy, Ally.

>[x] You wake her up

>>31838635
Fix the shitstorm that happened yesterday in canon time, get cerise to know that we loved her. Fuck all of them, become champ of the quiz and maybe save the world.

>>31838647
She's still mad. So no.

>>31838643
she hasn't been able to crack it last time we checked i don't think she would be able to in one night.

>>31838651
Make a note OP, this is a great idea

>>31838372
>>31838331
>>31838470
>>31838573
>>31838639

Guys, pls, we need to not reach image limit sooner.

>>31838648
>not having Mom and Renee soap you with their bodies
You lack imagination, anon.

>>31838635
>Find worst option
>Pick it

Just like always.

>>31838648
It was confirmed more than a few episodes ago that Mom and Teach were going to have a scene together.

>>31838653
We can post as much as we like, just keep images like >>31838648 to a minimum so OP can be free to post the girls.

>>31838678
I'll delete mine when we get there, hold the shenanigans buckaroonie.

>>31838666
That's actually why we need to fuck Whitney. We must fix that, and sexing is our currency with her.

>>31838645
>Smack her ass
>"You're great."
>"I love you."

The last one happened just last episode you chuckle-fuck.

>>31838692
You cant delete your own pics after an hour, you dense.

>>31838678
Agreed. Please, lets operate under the new policy of deleting images shortly after posting to keep space free.
they still get saved to foolz

>>31838695
They were both great too

>>31838694
We should also let her know she's been cursed by our dick probably?

Carte seemed to be putting the pieces together.

And she can hopefully explain something about Vivian as well.

>>31838711
Are you implying we won't hit it before then? Trust me.

>>31838730
Are you talking about the magic jizz or her being pregnant

>>31838645
Blame the samefagging cerisefags at the beginning.

>>31838600
>vivian
>tower
Darkbloom is nyarlathotep

>>31838635
Kill Rose, she's going to try and steal Whitney from us. We need to preemptive strike this shit.

>>31838751
Says the Whitneyfag.

>>31838731
It's not about hitting anything. It's about waiting for something to bump off the autosaging thread.

>>31838769
Says the Rosefag.

>>31838749
Now that you mention it, let's go with both.

We probably should ask her about being preg. And also talk her about the magic jizz. Maybe she doesnt love Ally, maybe its just a delusion caused by ultimate jizz.

>>31838769
i'm surprised you're still here anon, i thought you were the /a/ trolls that hate anything not anime.

>>31838790
What if she actually IS a lesbian?

>>31838790
>We probably should ask her about being preg
That's not a thing we know IC, or if it's even been confirmed as true or not

Fair warning, suptg might baleet this quest from archives for the title alone. Check foolz as well for post numbers.

>>31838767
No one is trying to steal anything, /a/ just can't hold it's own harem for shit.

Those who voted against food fight should not be able to vote for today to think about what they did.

>>31838790
She jerked us off before she even got any of our jizz.

>>31838802
Pretty sure she initiated things with us, though we WERE wearing a girl's uniform at the time.

>>31838790
Does our magic jizz make our offspring genetically superior? Or would it just makes us very fertile and make her very pregnant?

>>31838404
>That Merciless Soldier

From Episode 2, and it's still in use. Almost brings tears to your eyes.

>>31838802
It's complicated remember?

>>31838802
She said "it's complicated" before we gave her the gravy. She is bi.

>>31838767
>she's going to try and steal Whitney from us
>Not form a femdom tag team and 2v1 us.
/tg/ please read the past threads.

>>31838802
I dont think she's a lesbian. Did she taste Ally's jizz back before he fucked her? Remember she masturbated him, just that.

>>31838813
>not protecting a smile

>>31838813
Pretty fucking much. Getting away from the food fight to calm shit down or at least not participating in it fuck up the harem.

And the bitch we left with still mad at us because we didn't give her a blowjob.

>>31838813
I agree with this statement entirely.

>>31838820
I'm not the guy who initially posted it, but I continue to support his choice, while supplementing my own.

I feel Windowlicker fits better during scene of intense PLOT, for obvious reasons.

>>31838818
>superior offsprings
>the mother is retard

>>31838802
I'm pretty sure Whitney is 95% homo, since she seems to want to fuck every other girl, but is only interesting in Alabastard's dick.

>>31838827
Ever way we need to kill Rose.

Then Ms. Carte can turn her into an android.

>>31838805
That's why we should just go and ask her. At least, ask her if she's taking post-day pills.

>>31838838
>And the bitch we left with still mad at us because we didn't give her a blowjob.
We have to do that today too or she might die

>>31838836
Lesser evil for the greater good. You idiots that voted for her not even a few minutes before completely 180'd the second vote right after we went outside anyway. You didn't protect shit.

>>31838822
>>31838802
>>31838817
it's because she inserts as a guy.
worse/best case scenario she gets futa augmented.

>>31838853
Don't bully rose

>>31838822
>>31838824
What if "It's complicated" means she's a lesbian, but is only attracted to us due to our magic pheromones? We might be the only male she's attracted to at all.

I wonder if all of this magical jizz stuff will be taken care of in the end.

Will we see a one girl ending? I mean I understand wanting to fuck all of these girls but I don't see functionally how it could work as an end for the series

>>31838543
>57 votes
Some /a/nons are missingout

>>31838879
Rose a shit anon.

>>31838848
Obviously our genes are so superior they override any mental disabilities they would receive from the mother.

>>31838861
Why am I imagining it to be like feeding a pet?

Ms. Carte is sprawled out, limbs splayed akimbo, and dead asleep. Some of Cerise's beer cans lie empty on the coffee table in front of her. Cerise isn't going to be happy about that.

You nudge Ms. Carte awake, shaking her gently by the shoulder.

"Wuh...?"

Eyes still closed, she swats at your hand as if trying to ward off a housefly, then turns to her other side. You shake her a bit harder. Then a lot harder.

"It's too early..." she murmurs, voice muffled by the couch cushions. "Leave me alone."

"It's 8 AM. If you weren't hiding from David Darkbloom, you'd be at school right now."

Ms. Carte sits up, reluctantly. "Pah. I almost never come in to school before third period."

"Don't you have classes to teach during the first two periods?"

"I don't think so--"

You give her a look.

"I mean, I'm 90% certain I don't."

"Look, Mom wants help cleaning the dining room. Let's try to keep her happy, okay? She really went out on a limb giving you a place to stay like this."

Ms. Carte is flipping through TV channels with the remote control and doesn't seem to be paying attention to you. She settles on a daytime talkshow whose subject appears to be determining the paternity of a bastard child.

You repeat yourself, growing annoyed. Finally, Ms. Carte looks up at you.

She glances toward the dining room, furrowing her brow. "I was never into domestic stuff like that."

"Who is? This mess is at least partially your fault."

"Yeah, and it's mostly yours. You're the one who can't keep your magic dick in your pants." She sets the remote down on the table and stands up. "I guess it can't be helped, though."

"Please don't say things like that. It creeps me out."

She ignores this, too. "Listen. I'm close to figuring Damon's file out, but I need to see Vivian again. Do you think you can bring her over sometime during the week?"

[ ] Sure.
[ ] That's too dangerous. What if Darkbloom finds out?

http://strawpoll.me/1610878
Five minutes.

>>31838880
But our pheromones need to be taken inside in order to do any effect, dont they?

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This took way too long.

>>31838891
Good. The less /a/nons that are here to vote the better.

>>31838879
Well how else are we going to turn Rose into our fuck doll? Because so far riding our baloney pony isn't doing the trick.

>>31838900
>Ms. Carte is flipping through TV channels with the remote control and doesn't seem to be paying attention to you. She settles on a daytime talkshow whose subject appears to be determining the paternity of a bastard child.
So Whitney IS pregnant.

>>31838900
"Sure. Also I'm pretty sure she needs my semen to live now."

Tell her about how the artificial pheremone or whatever doesn't work for Vivian anymore.

>>31838908
Great job anon
I'll definitely save it when I can

>>31838914
>Good. The less /a/nons are here the better.
FIFY

>>31838905
Nah, Kaa-san seemed to jump all over our dick simply because she smelled us all the time. Seems jacking off and fucking girls all the time leaves a strong cum smell that attracts females.

>>31838600
Clearly Rose, Vivan, and Cerise. are the best formation to clear Tartarus.
But they better not be restricted with one persona like the faggots in 3/4

>>31838900
>http://strawpoll.me/1610878
Already fucking up the voting.

>>31838900
Time to steal Darkblooms loli.

>>31838908
>dat checksum
That's not even accurate, that's not base16 at all.

>>31838971
Reasoning?

>>31838843
I'm overjoyed you think so highly of my decision to have that song as this quest's theme, to the extent it has been posted ever since.

You've got some great taste, anon.

>>31838982
Fuck I forgot it was in hexadecimal

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ask her if it's true Vivian can't function without our cum anymore

anyway it'd be simple enough to just invite her for quizbowl drilling.

>>31838900
>paternity of a bastard child

fucking don't Chekov's gun me FQOP

>>31838968
Well, fuck. Then, we have a stronger reason to go after Whitney and make sure about anything.

When are we going to fuck Rose and her mother?

>>31838989
Why bring her over when everyone is pissed?

>>31839003
Well hexadecimal doesn't contain N, R or T anyway.

>>31838996
It's a part of our heritage. I would never leave something like that behind.

But as soon as the lewd hits the fan, it'll be paused to make room for the UUUUGGGGHHHH

>>31838941
We do need to bring this up though

>>31839009
Never. Spancer is the fabled seventh girl.

>>31839009
>fuck Rose and her mother?
>and her mother?
Nope. RoseDad is a cool guy, doesn't deserve NTR.

>>31838900
>[ ] Sure.
>[ ] That's too dangerous. What if Darkbloom finds out?

Serious question, OP. Do you do this on purpose? One option that very obviously moves things forward and another, more vague question that requires us to argue about what you may be thinking?

If you mean it that way, that's fine, it's part of the fun. If you mean for us to actually think about it, though...

>>31838900
Get her to tell us about our GOD DAMN MAGIC DICK

>>31839023
So they can beat her up. You've obviously never done a lynching before.

>>31838900
>paternity of a bastard child.
>eventually find out that Alabaster....
>You are NOT the father

[ ] Forgive/Keep in harem regardless
[ ] *dance around* proceed to fuck other members on stage

>>31839029
Yes we do.

Maybe we could jack off into a beaker, so Vivian doesn't necessarily have to suck us off if she wants to?

Which will make her choice to do so more meaningful?

>>31839026
I know, but hey, it was for the sake of humor.

>>31839009
Nah man, Phoenix Wright is fighting for our right to watch chinese cartoons

>>31839058
>[ ] *dance around* proceed to fuck other members on stage

Oh fuck I almost spat my drink out

>>31839058
Who else would be the father though? Rose?

>>31838900
>She settles on a daytime talkshow whose subject appears to be determining the paternity of a bastard child.
Foreshadowing? I just hope Darkbloom isn't Alabaster's actual dad.

>>31838908
>Fazzy
May he have many fucks.

>>31839030
It speaks the truth

>>31839009
We already have enough cake.
We need to find an imouto so Sensei can study the effects of the pheromone before puberty

>>31839078
I hear the male soccer club leader is a hunk.

>>31838908
Already deleted from nyaa. What was it?

>>31839079
>Daddy is in fact a spy.

That why Dad didn't give a fuck about the prostate massage mom gave to us.

>>31839059
Didn't she say the magic seminal fluids had to be fresh to work?

>>31839079
Obviously Alabaster is his own father via time travel.

>>31839085
>imouto when we already have a nee-san

Such shit taste.

>>31839082
damn, i didn't put two and two together.
why is fazel so based?

>>31839086
Please, Whitney is too much of a dyke to go for that.

>>31839085
You can never have enough mother-daughter dickings.

>>31839100
He reads the newspaper as a way to maintain continuity and not mix up events.

>>31839091

>>31839086
No anymore after what Spencer did to him.

>>31839091
It was absolutely nothing. That's the magic of "Inspect Element"

>there will never be an FQ animation

>>31839107
Next scene with Fazel when?

>>31839128
>people actually thought that was real

>>31839086
and hospitalized to an inch of his life.

>>31839125
You know he will recover someday, right?

>>31839132
When we recruit the anime club as our allies in the war against Darkbloom.

Obviously.

Fashionably late after I missed last thread entirely. Now caught up and hyped as ever.

Here's a thought: an FQ tabletop RPG.

>>31839106
>not eating the cookie dough
Stay ple/b/, stay go

>>31839148
Shouldve thrown him into the sea, now it's too late. He's seen Spancer. It's only a matter of time that he goes full on (enter Jason Stathem movie name) here on our ass.

>>31839154
Using the /tg/ dice. Game over in 3 turns.

>>31839154
forwhatpurpose.tiff

Sorry man, I love this IP, but it needs to adhere to a VN or anime format to maintain it's magic.

>>31839154
>TFQ+dice again
pls no

Does anyone else feel like the magic is gone

>>31839162
No, you stay pl/a/b.

>>31839153
>recruit anime club
>get stabbed in the back
Et tu, Stackleforde?

>>31839181
You underestimate the power of sekritclub handshakes.

>>31839154
>FQ tabletop RPG.
Waifu Quest would be leagues superior of a system to make a game out of

Also, good luck getting anyone to help you, seeing how reviled quests are on /tg/

>>31839175
No. We are getting plot. I don't like that.

>>31839175
No, just the shitposters. This is how FQ usually was before being poplar.

>>31839175
Maybe it's because there isn't enough Spancer?

>>31839181
Dude no, they did the secret handshake. He'd never backstab us.

>>31839196
Last thread wasnt very fun either, though.

>>31839210
>your knee when .45

Every fucking time man.

>>31839153
>anime/turkish appreciation club
>allies
>war against Darkbloom.
your not thinking things though..
their taste are to shit to trust them.
only Fazzy-kun would be a good ally.

>>31839220
Same here.

It feels like it's been forever since we've been at school.

Wonder how Stackleford has been.

>>31839193
>>31839213
bet caesar and brute had a secret handshake too

>>31839238
He a real nigga.

>>31839238
It was a weekend.

>>31839238
>caring about Stackleford

People do this?

>>31839238
He probably died of diabetes.

>>31839196
>>31839218
I think its just because these threads are way too fucking slow now. I dont know why, but it feels like we get less done each thread.

>>31839238
Busy being the realest nigga around.

>>31839230
And your forgetting that they were actually able to learn Turkish for the sake of keeping the club alive.

They may be shit eating casuals, but at the very least, they're dedicated to anime. If that doesn't make them allies, I just don't know anymore.

>>31839141
I'm sure it was the "sankyu~"

>>31839170
I just figured we're running out of options seeing as how no one wanted to try the VN idea with me/other anons. Then again I'm already developing 2 other tabletop games (one with its own unique play system; heavily modded from FATE) but still.

There's always more fanfiction... ;_;

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>>31839298
>I just figured we're running out of options seeing as how no one wanted to try the VN idea with me
That was you? Quit being a retard.

>>31839298
While I can't say I'd be worth anything beyond QC, I would gladly do my small part to make a VN work.

>>31839298
No.

>>31839279
There tell the anons to make the right fucking choice.

>>31839279
>Previous episodes (not counting time skips)
>Usually paced at a day at the least to a few days at most passing
>Last episode
>Time span of about two hours have passed

I know what you mean.

>>31839298
As expected of a Whitneyfag

>>31839279
I am fully enjoying this slower pace. It reminds me of how FQ used to be when it was still new.

>>31839320
It wasn't, I just volunteered to translate it into moon.

>>31839349
fuck you, don't judge a fanbase because of one fag

>>31839353
Not the threads, idiot, the quest itself has gotten slower. OP even seems to be posting less.

>>31839298
>There's always more fanfiction... ;_;
Stop being a lazy fuck fanfiction writer. Make your own characters instead of being an uncreative loser.

>>31839343
Last thread was only really part of a bigger episode though. Of course we didn't get much done, this episode is coming in installments

>>31839372
You're right anon I'm sorry, he's obviously a special case

>>31839353
FQ never took 5-6 hours of real time for only a fraction of FQ time to pass anon.

Shit is much slower than it used to be. Then again I'm sure it would be tolerable if something actually happened in that small time frame but /a/ continues to show that it couldn't make a decision on how to make it's way out of a wet paper bag.

>>31839376
5 minutes to allow for voting.
25 - 35 minutes to create content.

Doesn't seem like its deviated from the standard in the slightest to me man.

>>31839094
foolz is down for now, but I remember her wanting Ally to fill something up with a few milliliters.

>>31839401
You worry too much. /a/nons know what were doing. Everything is going all according to keikaku.

>>31839383
Well sure I write tons of other original shit but I enjoy FQ's character dynamic. The setting functions better as an outlet for my feelsy writing moods whereas my originals stay focused on plot developments rather than relationships

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>>31839413
>25 - 35 minutes to create content.
>Actually believing this happens

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>>31839458
>/a/nons know what were doing.

Principal Armstrong when?

>>31839487
Obviously we're trying to hitch a ride on that nice boat.

What did you think we were aiming for?

>>31839486
>stickers on your laptop

Does your imouto know you're using her laptop anon?

>>31839486
I'm not perturbed in the slightest by anything from last thread. In fact, I can look back at the dice roll and genuinely laugh at the results.

Learn to bury the hatchet and move on Ser.

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>[x] Sure.

"Thanks, Alabaster." She kisses you on the cheek. Then, nipping at your earlobe and rubbing up against you, she whispers: "my turn on the magic dick today, right?"

"I--" you stop yourself short when you see Mom standing with her arms folded behind Ms. Carte. You push Ms. Carte back a bit to get her to stop pawing at you.

"Aww," Ms. Carte pouts. You subtly motion your head to tell her to look over her shoulder. She turns around and finally notices Mom's presence.

Mom shoves a bucket of water into Ms. Carte's hands. "If you're done whoring yourself out to my son, we can get to work."

"Sure thing, Mrs. Soliloquy. Are you sure you don't want to whore yourself out to him first, though?"

Mom makes an indignant noise that sounds a bit like a dog's squeeze toy being compressed. She does an about-face and heads back toward the dining room. Ms. Carte is close behind, grousing.

You decide to leave for school before a real argument breaks out.

>>31839497
>I'm using School as a business, in order to END School as a Business!

>>31839519
>Mom makes an indignant noise that sounds a bit like a dog's squeeze toy being compressed

HNNNNGGG.

>>31839519
Get ready for he incoming Vivian/Whitney/Rose choices.

>>31839519
>"Sure thing, Mrs. Soliloquy. Are you sure you don't want to whore yourself out to him first, though?"
HAAAAAA

>>31839540

>I could break the School Council President in two... with my BARE HANDS! Don't fuck with THIS principal!

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When you arrive at school, there's an assembly.

Again.

One of Rose's particularities as student council president, apparently, is a penchant for mandatory meetings like this.

You suppose she enjoy tshe spotlight. She stands on stage, reading from a series of note cards.

You crab-walk down one of the aisles and sit next to Whitney and Stackleford. Rose finishes up some preliminary announcements:

"--and the doctors say Ryan Netor is back on solid food again. Let's all wish him a speedy recovery."

Muted applause.

"Now-- in other news," Rose says. "I'm pleased to announce that the results of the recent student council election are finally in. Drumroll, please--"

She signals somewhere off stage, and a member of band actually gives her a drumroll. She smiles smugly.

"For the position of treasurer, Lucy Bancroft won with 87% of the vote. Congrats, Lucy! For the position of Secretary..."

Rose continues to read winners off like this. Whitney pretends to be falling asleep and makes exaggerated snoring sounds.

For some reason, Stackleford mimmicks this, and it makes you want to punch him.

"--and now, the result you've all been waiting for: I am ecstatic to announce that I, Rose, have been reelected as your student council presidennnttt--- nnngh~"

Even after all this time, the remote vibrator is still fun to play with.

Rose steadies herself against the podium, wipes the sweat from her brow, and continues. "--As student council president, with 100% of the vote... nnn~"

You grumble. "100% of the vote, my ass. Kim Jong-un gets 100% of the vote too."

"Kim who?" Whitney asks.

"Kim Jong-un," Stackleford says. "He's the president of South Korea," Stackleford says, smug in his ignorance.

"It's a comparison," you say. "He's a dictator. Like Stalin."

Whitney stares at you. This reference is lost on her, too.

"--Or Hitler," you add.

"Oh, totally. Rose is a complete Hitler," Whitney says. "But instead of Jews, she just hates everyone."

You can't argue with that.

>>31839519
I love you.

>>31839557
Remember, we go with Whitney.

>>31839519
>Mom makes an indignant noise that sounds a bit like a dog's squeeze toy being compressed
hehehe

>>31839570
>Ryan Netor is back on solid food again

Stay gold OP.

>>31839570
Whitney is okay
It's the Whitney fags that are the problem

>>31839570
>Rose is Hitler

Rose confirmed for having done nothing wrong.

>>31839584
Forever and always.

>>31839584
Hell no, I'm getting that Vivian scene at all costs after you turdwranglers completely blew the vote last thread.

>>31839584
Nah, we need to break Rose for good with more tender loving.

>>31839570
>"--and the doctors say Ryan Netor is back on solid food again. Let's all wish him a speedy recovery."

jesus fuck spancer

>>31839570
By this time you'd have thought Rose would've gotten used to the vibrator.

>>31839570
>Ryan Netor is back on solid food
Because we didn't have enough to worry about.

>>31839634
>break Rose

Yeah, because that's going to happen. It's too late shes already built up a considerable resistance.

>>31839570
Damn. Whitney is too damn stupid.

>>31839630
But it wasnt us. It was actually Vivianfags. Like you.

>>31839634
Rose is getting us to nowhere. Whitney at least provides to be helpful.

>>31839570
Who knew adding tildes to her lines would make them 10x more arousing

Looking forward to whenever we get around to mindbreaking her entirely. with Whit in tow of course

>>31839584
I propose we lure Whitney back to our home with promises of sister rape.

>>31839642
What's the problem? He hit a member of our harem, he deserved no less.

>>31839651

She makes up for it by being a total bro, having a huge sex drive and being a tomboy.

>>31839644
She has, man. Those little noises she's making are the sounds of ecstatic pleasure.

>>31839650
We didn't went Fatalpulse enough on her ass.

>>31839630
>>31839634

No, fuck you both.

We open up a Subway franchise and staff it with the girls, paying them with our magic dick.

Without the overhead of staff pay, the franchise will be net Alabaster a significant amount of money, enough to buy his own compound replete with traditional harem nonsense.

>Rose still has the vibrator on
I don't know what to feel.

>>31839676
>Fatalpulse
Do you think Rose like womb punching?

>>31839680
Did someone say FRESH?

>>31839681
It's voluntary at this point.

>>31839680
Further cementing the idea that we are only using the girls.

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>>31839691
Obviously.

>>31839672
There are implications that she's co-operating with Rose to break us.

>>31839681
>I don't know what to feel.
I know, right? Can you imagine what it must smell like?

>>31839706
OP Studios
We have plans for Rose next time we see her

>>31839681
I like to imagine Whitney super glued it there.

>>31839680
Not mixing the magic cum in the mayo so people come back to buy more sandwiches while inexplicably horny

>>31839708
There have been no hints to this at all.

>>31839680
This is actually what Darkbloom believes

Anyone have the FQ play list. the one with purple people eater?

>>31839705
Nah.

It's called Fuck quest.

Alaster is the object, the girls are like an adventuring party trying to capture some potent magical relic for themselves.

It's their quest, bro. No Ally's.

>>31839724
But then Vivian would eat through our supplies.

>>31839708
Pretty bad considering she pees from there.

>>31839512
My imouto put those on my laptop. Also, I'm not him.

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After the assembly and your truncated homeroom class, Mr. Langley takes you and Vivian aside in the hallway.

"Boise!" he says. He stomps once and throws his hands wide, smiling broadly, as if expecting some sort of reaction from you.

"What." you and Vivian say flatly in unison.

He pushes his glasses up. "I just got an email from the National Academic Mind-Bout League of America -- they organize the national quiz bowl competition. This year's tournament is in Boise. What do you think? Land of potatoes! Land of... err-- panhandles!"

He's really trying to sell it, but you can't muster up enthusiasm for a place so boring.

"If we win our next two games like we won our first two," he continues, "we'll be guaranteed at least fifth seed in the state-level tournament. We almost CAN'T lose out on getting to nationals this year! Isn't it great? You and Vivian have been such a force this year. It's unbelievable."

He's so giddy. You don't have the heart to tell him that come this time next week, you'll be on an island in the south Pacific, far away from North High and dreams of quiz bowl glory.

It's a bit wistful, actually.

"It sounds wonderful," you say.

A shadow briefly passes across Mr. Langley's face, as if he can tell that something's amiss, but he doesn't push the issue. "What do you think, Vivian?"

When you glance over, Vivian is smiling in a way you've never seen before. It may be the first time you've seen her genuinely happy.

"We can make it that far?" she asks, and it seems like she's asking herself more than Mr. Langley.

"I KNOW we can make it that far," he says. "If we all stick together."

When Mr. Langley steps back into the classroom, Vivian smiles up at you. "Even though I put you through a lot of trouble, Alabaster Soliloquy, I'm glad we have the chance to be teammates, too."

[ ] This is too much. Break the news to her.
[ ] She can't know you're leaving the country. The news could get back to her father.

http://strawpoll.me/1610981
Five minutes.

>>31839831
Have you given her the D?

>>31839864
>National Academic Mind-Bout League of America

Jesus OP, Stop! Please! I can't laugh any louder or people will catch me with my dick out!

>>31839864
>MAMBLA
B-but now I wanna go...

>>31839864
Fuck. Does she hate her father enough not to tell him we're leaving the country?

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>>31839864
Of course the wrong choice is winning. Sasuga /a/

>>31839864
Don't lie to the child.

>>31839864
We need to tell her. We at least need to inform her where we are going to take her when we kidnap her.

>>31839869
Maybe I have, maybe I __no__

>>31839864
Shit I legit don't know what to pick
Sweet lies, I guess

>>31839864

We're not taking any risks. Don't tell her, we're not sacrificing the entire damn harem for Vivian.

>>31839864
>http://strawpoll.me/1610981
Tell her youre leaving but not where.

she could be informed later if she proves trustworthy

>>31839904
Also tell her Santa is fictional.

Mwuahahahhahaha!

>>31839864

>"Boise!" he says. He stomps once and throws his hands wide, smiling broadly, as if expecting some sort of reaction from you.

>"What." you and Vivian say flatly in unison.

This image amused me.

>>31839864
Lie her, let's not break her innocence

>>31839904
>http://strawpoll.me/1610981
Time for a tie vote!

Break it to her now before its too late anons. She's bound to find out anyways whenever she DOESNT FUCKING SEE US after we leave.

Might as well tell her now Implying the plot is going to allow for the beach episode that soon anyways and we shouldn't have been caught be David regardless.

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OP, if "we tell her" wins at least say that this has to stay a secret.

>>31839901
play under the assumption darkbloom knows all.
he's a billionaire whats to say that even if we leave the country we won't show up in a private helicopter and take us to dinner.

also trust vivian.

>>31839864
Fuck. I misclick my vote. Forgive me if it ends in a tie.

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>>31839864
> National Academic Mind-Bout League of America
>NAMBLA
I love you, you know that?
First the Nabokov references, then the Turkish, and now this. Shit like this is why I'm here.

>>31839908
Has she held your hand?

>>31839864
"So, what are your feelings on leaving the country?"

>>31839864
>Not telling her the truth
She hates her dad /a/
She won't tell him if we ask her

>>31839953
That's smooth. Can we vote for this?

Darkbloom already knows, just go ahead and tell Vivian.

Won't us leaving the country kill her, you know, since she needs Allycum to live.