IT'S HERE

Good evening everyone.

Here again, for your listening pleasure.

For plot heavy segments:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffl4HDp-_S4

For PLOT heavy segments:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ8sZXFN6jc

Lets have another fantastic thread /a/nons.

awh shi
FQ TIME!

>>31903036
Prepared for use of tears as lube.

>>31903036
Someones dieing aren't they?

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its about damn time write fag.

It's time

The time has come and so have I .

>>31903036
>mfw I haven't slept the past two days and I go to work in the morning
The things I do for you

>>31903045
Shit, forgot to shamelessly namefag.

>>31903036
>Judgement day
>OP pic is Spancer

RIP in peace

>>31903055
Wow, it's actually not Japanese.

Are we going to ever get an episode from the perspective of Spancer?

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Rolled 3

The time of erections has, come

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I actually don't fap to FUCK Quest.

>>31903055
wut

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Made the three best girls with that Kisekae program.

Also, if we're going to be superlewd: http://i.imgur.com/zni2YAr.png

>>31903036
>Judgment day
>Spancer
The time has come.

>>31903036
>JUDGEMENT DAY.
>Spancer
>I know why you fuck now
I'm already crying

Here's to hoping for tender lovin' with Vivi.
Also wouldn't mind seeing what kind of stuff Whitney and Rose get up to when Ally isn't around, but that's seems more of an interlewd thing.

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>>31903102
Those fucking jaw lines.

>>31903107
Nah she's gonna be wearing panties filled with Alabaster's cum

Still waiting for my double date.

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"Say ahhhh."

Vivian opens her mouth. Ms. Carte presses her tongue down with a wooden depressor.

"Ahhhh," Vivian says.

Ms. Carte peers deep into Vivian's throat, using a flashlight and craning her neck to see from different angles.

"Other than a little bit of internal bruising, it seems all right," Ms. Carte announces. "Did you choke on something recently?"

Vivian shakes her head, blushing.

Technically, she's telling the truth: she didn't choke.

Ms. Carte pulls away, allowing Vivian to close her mouth. She clicks off her flashlight and puts a hand on her hip.

She gives Vivian an appraising once-over. "Well, all your vitals are top-notch. Reflexes, pulse, blood pressure -- sight, hearing -- even your old tonsillitis seems better. In most respects, you're in perfect health."

Sitting beside Ms. Carte on the living room couch, Cerise grumbles: "except being addicted to Alabaster's cum."

Ms. Carte leans forward, taking a stoppered vial full of Vivian's blood from a test tube rack on the coffee table.

When she went back to her apartment on Sunday, she apparently had the foresight to grab some of her old supplies.

She holds the vial up to her eyes and tips it to the side, watching the crimson fluid stain the glass walls of the tube. She thinks aloud. "Physical weakness, pale complexion, exhaustion, loss of equilibrium, night terrors... you may be suffering from physical withdrawl, as from nicotine or heroin or any other addictive substance... or you may be suffering from something more severe, like anemia. The bloodwork should give us some hints."

"When will you know?" Vivian asks.

"Tomorrow at the earliest. I need to collect a few other samples, too."

Vivian nods. She stares at the ground, purses her lips, and worries the hem of her dress. She alternates between standing flat on her soles and balancing on the sides of her feet.

[ ] It's late. Why don't you stay for dinner?
[ ] I'll see you out.

http://strawpoll.me/1631476
Five minutes.

So you guys here about the earthquake that destroyed OP Studios?

All one employee was killed.

>>31903107
>tender lovin' with Vivi.
Second for this.

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>>31903036
>on time for fuck quest

a glorious day

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>>31903087
I don't either /a/non

>>31903103
>>31903096
>>31903087
>>31903055
>>31903083
>>31903109

Delete your pics, pls. We need to not reach image limit pretty soon.

>>31903122

See her out. We don't want her finding out about our plans to escape to the Pacific.

>>31903135
It was half-past 2:31 for me.

>>31903122
Does, "It's late. Why don't you stay for dinner?" imply that she's going to be sleeping over?

>>31903122
>[X] It's late. Why don't you stay for dinner?
Time for, erm, our daily "milking", it seems.

Rolled 3, 3 = 6

Test

>>31903122
[X] It's late. Why don't you stay for dinner?

>>31903122
>people voting to kick her out

Why?

>>31903042
>people doing my job
w-what?

>>31903194
>>31903155

We can't risk Darkbloom finding out from her. Either we leave her behind, or drag her with us at the last second.

we don't have to talk about our escape plans in front of Vivian since she's a potential leak. we just have to make sure Darkbloom doesn't have a tracking device in her and kidnap her when the time comes.

learn more about our magic cum from sensei and vivian

>>31903122
>[X] It's late. Why don't you stay for dinner?

>>31903194

Cerisefags being fags

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>couldn't sleep
>wake up
>it's 2:40
>realize fuck quest has started
>jolt awake

>>31903194
Don't know how knew you are to FQ but /a/nons don't like her. Except for that one guy who is probably here.

>>31903207
Osoi!

I carry the torch for all of us /a/non. You are not alone.

>>31903209
Oh please, we both know this is just Y/N for an h-scene.

>>31903122
>Lace her food with drugs
>Keep Darkbloom's loli for our self

>>31903194
A better question is where is her escort?

Isn't she daughter of a multi-billionaire? What the fuck is David thinking?

>>31903238
That's unfair
There's like five of us, at least

Hopefully this leads to Cerise milking you to feed Vivian

>>31903122
We best be letting her stay.

>>31903192
Obligatory fa/tg/uy theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBJ9RnbK8G4

>>31903238
/a/ confirmed for shit taste

>>31903255
I can say Vivi is my fav as well.

Rolled 3, 3 = 6

test

So, /a/ and /tg/

What do you guys do to pass the time with OP's slow ass posting?

sensei milking us to feed vivian

>>31903238
You have some required reading to do anon this isn't the first four episodes anymore. I'd say Vivian has the fourth largest following now behind Cerise, Whitney, and Carte respectfully.

Surely kaa-san's base will grow. R-right?

>>31903283
Wait warmly.

>>31903283
I don't bitch for one thing.

>>31903283
I edge myself while waiting warmly

>>31903255
Make that 6.

>>31903283
Fail miserably at clearing the current Kancolle event, get sad, then play Dark souls 2 and repeat the cycle.

>>31903283

Continue the arduous task of organising 10k+ hentai images.

>>31903261
Nah, it's going to be Renee.
Cerise just stands at the doorway fuming, while unconsciously licking her lips.

>>31903283
Do shit in Wow, read other quests, pretend I am a little girl and shove things up my ass.

>>31903270
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJWBSTR248o

>>31903283
Cyberpunk Idols

>>31903283
Make food, clean the house, and masturbate.

>>31903238
What in god's holy name are you blathering about?

>>31903283
Fight for the Emperor while protecting smiles

>>31903283
Blazblue.

>>31903283
>implying that 30 minutes between major updates is slow.

>>31903283
>implying im from either boards

i came to /a/ just for FQ

i play video games

I'd like to know how many fa/tg/uys joined our quest to fuck after /a/ kicked us out.

In other words, who here from /tg/ actually joined in?

>>31903283
>not waiting warmly

/r/ing video

>>31903283
play dota

>>31903296
what is your secret

>>31903283
Roommate and I just watched Olympus Has Fallen.

We're starting up White House Down.

No sleep tonight.

>>31903325
>Implying /a/ doesn't.

Hating /v/ doesn't mean hating video games.

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>>31903283
same as everyone else

>>31903288
Oh god I remember the whitney rail shit storm

>>31903283
Age of Empires II and III.

>>31903309
where

>>31903338
I still cannot believe how many people were furious at that thread. It was hardly the worst thing in FQ history, yet I can visibly see that turnout has fallen significantly since it happened.

Faithless. Faithless everywhere

>>31903333
Olympus has fallen has a more serious tone than White House Down. WHD had a bit of lighthearted moments during serious scenes.

Spoiler Alert: The White House gets saved

>>31903341
Which is funny as she was never the one with the most time.

>>31903341
It's pretty easy to recall things that still go on.
>Whitney makes an appearance
>FUCKYOUOP
>WHITNEYTRAINISBACK
>Cerise has yet another fucking scene like she has in every fucking episode
>Best girl.
>[ ] inform her of our feelings
> ^ this

One of these days they'll remember all the shit Whitney did to help MC.

>>31903371
We've noticed so far. Either way, they're both AMERICA/10.

>>31903361
>/a/nons rolling for the first time
>OP using mode

Shit was hilarious.

>>31903361
All the better. I like smaller threads with less shit posting.

>>31903337
your right hating them means faggotry but lets move on from this subject this is FQ thread so we're all brothers here

>>31903325

Likewise, I lurked /a/ but I never really posted, fuck quest was the only time I ever posted in /a/ with maybe a few exceptions.

>>31903326
So I'm just gonna assume everyone who follows FQ are purely people from /a/?

>>31903341
The best moment in all FQ was the Stackleford and Cerise bit by far, both seeing Stackleford there and burning the bridges to Cerise

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>>31903283
Famicom music

>>31903361
Which thread was that?

Been here since episode 1 and I have no idea what you're talking about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAPo1dgrHms

God damn it OP, if you kill Spancer off I'll never forgive you

>>31903348
Current thread: >>31897174

Archives: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Cyberpunk%20Idol%20Management%20Quest

Fuck Quest and Cyberpunk Idols run at the same time each week, so I just alternate between the two when waiting warmly is required.

>>31903400
Oh I'm from /tg/ but I've been here since the third thread.

>>31903419
9.1 i think

>>31903386
So accurate it hurts

>>31903391
At first I didn't know what to make of it all, but everytime i see that screencap with the tombstone, I can't help but laugh my ass off. It was a moment of brilliance, and I wouldn't have had it go any other way.

>>31903419
9.1 sir. The dice experiment, and the zero sexytime infuriated a lot of people, but life in a harem is not always smooth sailing. Good riddance to the faithless scum I say.

>>31903423
This episode is called Judgement Day and has Spancer as the first picture
He's as good as gone.

>>31903424
I'll check that out once I get up to speed on succubus quest.

Why is /tg/ nicer compared to /a/?

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>[x] It's late. Why don't you stay for dinner?

"I appreciate the offer, but I fear I cannot stay," Vivian says. "Thank you regardless.'

"Good lord," Cerise says, letting her head fall back against the couch's headrest. "You talk like you're from 1856. No wonder you're so obsessed with a dork like Alabaster."

Vivian begins to say something, but Cerise interrupts her. She stands up, continuing: "what's the rush, anyway? You can't be in a hurry to go home to your dad. And we can use the help tonight. Mom's making pork chops."

You shudder. Mom's pork chops are more like hockey pucks, slathered in tepid mushroom soup. Now that you think of it, Vivian's probably better off with Darkbloom.

"Well. If none of you mind," she says. "I suppose I could stay for just a little while. And-- if it's all right with your mother, too--"

"Oh, sure!" comes Mom's angry voice from the kitchen. "Didn't you see the sign outside? Soliloquy Diner, free meals to all skanks 12 and under!"

How did she hear this conversation from all the way on the other side of the house? Sometimes her sense of hearing is uncanny.

Vivian withers at the insults.

"I think she's starting to like you," you tell her.

Vivian doesn't say anything, but it's clear Mom's style of affection confuses her.

Does anyone actually fap to fuck quest?

>>31903424
I think I'm going to enjoy /tg/

>>31903451
Honestly I 100% to believe that to be a deliberate culling.

>>31903465
/a/ has to be mean.

>>31903386
>>Cerise has yet another fucking scene like she has in every fucking episode

I hate having to deal with this shit.

>>31903465
It isn't that /tg/ is nice, it's that /a/ just doesnt like anyone.

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>>31903467

>>31903465
It's the difference in culture, /tg/ has to accept all newcomers to their hobby
/a/ has to reject newfags, you have to have a minimum knowledgebase before you're accepted there

>>31903480
Cerise will be the new Whitney.

>>31903466
>"Didn't you see the sign outside? Soliloquy Diner, free meals to all skanks 12 and under!"

I think mother likes our daughteru.

>>31903467

I usually fail at edging while warmly waiting. I did fap to the very first H-scene with Whitney though, as well as Family Movie Night.

>>31903480
>not having a shrine for Cerise "not even best girl" Soliloquy
Nice taste

>>31903489
For good reason.

>>31903493
Cerise has gotten more time then Whitney constantly.

>>31903466
>Alabaster Soliloquy for Diner, free meals to all skanks 12 and under!"

>>31903466
>Food looks like plebian garbage
>Reluctantly takes a bite and hates it
>Jokes are made and the longer the night goes the better the food begins to taste
>Episode where Vivian learns that good company is the best spice and becomes our imouto

Lets do this.

>>31903466
>How did she hear this conversation from all the way on the other side of the house? Sometimes her sense of hearing is uncanny.

Her sense of smell is crazy, too. What is she, a blood hound?

>>31903451
>that screencap with the tombstone

I don't remember this.

>>31903532
No, our cum is just rank as shit.

>>31903493
No she won't her fanbase is solid.

The only hope that other fans have is that after she is added to the tick then hopefully other unconquered girls will be prioritized but I don't see /a/ making that choice.

>>31903465
/a/ has more of a MUH SUPER SECRET ELITE CLUB mentality while /tg/ at least from the few times I've come to it, seems to be or welcoming in general

The fact that the dice rolled 6/6 was extreme, but what that entire event (everyone comes around, some number get pissed off) was a hamfisted attempt of getting us back into some necessary drama to give enough story to last to episode 13.

It stemmed from us making all of the right decisions in episode 7 and leaving OP with a much cloudier idea of how to proceed. The answer could have been far more subtle than everyone randomly showing up to dinner just to get massively annoyed at a mutual plot dump, but it was still an answer.

I personally find Cerise to be the most attractive out of everyone in our harem. She just has the best looks. She's also a virgin to boot. Mom is used and ravaged goods, Vivian looks too young and would gross me out to actually fuck just a little, Ms. Carte is getting old, Whitney looks like a straight up lesbian, and Rose is probably our 2nd best looking girl.

>Only 70 total votes out of what used to be 150+

God yes, maybe now we can start to make the right decisions.

>>31903580
>Mom is used and ravaged goods

You are a terrible son.

>>31903580

Jesus christ you have horrible taste.

>>31903465
You haven't seen our edition wars.

>>31903580
If Mom wasn't used goods, Alabaster wouldn't be here right now.

>>31903590
>God yes, maybe now we can start to make the right decisions.
That's some optimism you got there anon

>>31903597
Admit it, boy.

>>31903601
Cerise a best

>>31903580
>She just has the best looks.
That's not Whitney.

>She's also a virgin to boot.
>purefags are STILL here.
Yay for awkward, uncomfortable virgin sex.

>Mom is used and ravaged goods
What a shitty son.

>>31903549
I'd post it, but I never saved it.

Surely some anon saved it.

It was the one where OP announced the dice experiment, then posted his results with the 8bit tombstone marked 'Here lies Alabaster Soliloquy'

>>31903489
/a/ hates everyone preemtively to ensure they don't miss anyone, lest someone get the mistaken idea that they've been accepted into the SUPER SEKRIT BEEN ON /a/ SINCE THE LAST ICE AGE CLUB.

/tg/ only starts hating you after you out yourself as someone to be hated, and also generally doesn't have a sever phobia of the idea that outsiders might be taking an interest in their stuff, probably due to the fact that most /tg/ subject matter requires the participation of multiple people.

>>31903590
And then there's this faggot. Whatever choices we made on /a/ still made FQ enjoyable, peanutbutterjelly OP usually steered us into favourable situations, in fact the worst decision we've ever made was the roll on /tg/

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Ignore the whore in the background.

>>31903580

>Mom is used and ravaged goods

Agreed. She's also the worst character to boot.

>>31903628

That's a weird way of typing foreground, do you speak AAVE?

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>>31903590

>>31903633
>Talking shit about kaa-san
Nope

>>31903597
>>31903618
I dunno about you guys but I always joke around with my mom that she's fat and old. Even though I personally find it true.

>>31903622
Ehh, I think the "WE ALPHA NOW" decisions were pretty bad.

>>31903622

I'd say the whole Stackleford/Cerise incident was by far the worst.

>>31903622
A roll isn't a decision, and eventually OP has to make us deal with the consequences of picking shitty decisions.

And not every outcome to our shitty choices was "enjoyable," there have been multiple episodes that have ended with nothing but hate.

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>>31903642
No.

>>31903633
>>31903580

You gigantic faggots are going to be so mad when it turns out that Cerise and Ally were artificially inseminated and then delivered by cesarean. She's more virginal than Vivian.

>>31903607
Please we all know Alabaster is his own father.

Dad doesn't fuck anything he doesn't have a weekly subscription to.

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>>31903590

>>31903669
>Dad doesn't fuck anything he doesn't have a weekly subscription to.

Good one.

>>31903580
> Mom is used and ravaged goods
Nothing wrong with a woman with a little experience.
> Rose is probably our 2nd best looking girl.
And she's also a highly unstable psychopath.

>>31903650

>I always joke around with my mom that she's fat and old.

Don't bully your mother, anon. That's mean. Don't be mean to her.

>>31903622

I'd say the worst decision was kissing Cercise in the shower. We definitely would have at least gotten a hand job and progress much earlier in this quest.

>>31903648

Not only is she used as fuck goods (Not even a purityfag, but she's gotta be worn out by now after 2 kids), but her whole "over the top tsundere" gimmick is unfunny and annoying as shit. I'll gladly go for 5/6 if it means not fucking her.

>>31903692
Kind of like Alabaster.

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>>31903633

>>31903650
Light-hearted joking isn't bad. I make fun of my mom's age, but I was blessed with having parents with top notch genes so she's still attractive.

>>31903650
No bully pls.

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save it if you like it. I'm deleting it soon
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>>31903692

How is Rose a psychopath? She's certainly heavy on the BDSM, but at worst she just enjoys the pain of others, and she's addicted to our cum now anyway.

>>31903590
It'll still be down either way, but that was also the first vote in a thread that not 'everyone' was around for. Better to judge it by a slightly later vote.

>>31903701
Fuck you, that shower scene was one of the best in the entirety of FQ

>>31903720
>3 seeders

>>31903714
> I make fun of my mom's age, but I was blessed with having parents with top notch genes so she's still attractive.

You know what to do.

>>31903712
Alabaster is unstable because he has /a/ making his decisions for him that are on complete opposite ends of the spectrum at times.

Rose has a set personality and is batshit insane.

Where are you, OP

>>31903732

Agreed. I didn't pop a boner at anything to do with Rose, but that shower scene got me hard as diamonds in an instant.

>>31903720
>fazzy
>stop with the being a faggot

Best member of the Turkish cultural club

>>31903720
Can't find it.

When we fuck Cerise, it'll probably be the first time I ever masturbate to fuck quest

>>31903744
PLEASE WAIT WARMLY

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>>31903709
>I'll gladly go for 5/6 if it means not fucking her.

The worst post in FQ to date.

>>31903752

Do you think he'll let us tag team Kimberly before we go so we can get 7/6?

>>31903701
I've long since had the feeling that a lot of "Do nothing" choices in their house would've led to more Cerise.

>>31903739

GODDAMNIT HIKIKIO123

>>31903757
>Fapping to virginal sex

It's not as hot as your chinese cartoons make it out to be anon.

>>31903742
>SJW
>Sadistic and masochistic
>Likes vanilla sex

>Set personality

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>>31903709
>doesn't follow the 6/6 or bust dream

>>31903791
>Because it never existed.
You l-liar!

>>31903797

Did you miss Dinner with the Parents? She's not really an SJW.

>>31903732

It is one of the best scenes. That's why choosing to kiss her instead of being passive prevented it from being a thing of utter perfection. If there is one decision I wished OP would tell us the other outcome for, it would be to know what would have happened if we didn't go for it.

>Forgetting my name again
>>31903720
>I fucked up the [H.264]
>>31903755
Because it never existed.

>>31903797
Go back and read the threads, it is for your own benefit.

>>31903771
I always assumed Rose's mom was the fabled seventh girl.

Guys, how do I get rid of clumped up ear wax? I accidentally shoved some ear wax down my ear canal with a q-tip yesterday and now I can barely hear out of one ear. What the fuck do I do?

Yes, this is a serious question.

>>31903797
Her personality is insanity. What's not to understand?

MC in this particular story cannot have a personality because he's the MC of a CYOA.

>>31903813

She said she believed all the SJW stuff, she just didn't give a shit about it.

>>31903821
Pls don't NTR Mr. Mallory, he's a bro.

Rolled 20, 4, 14 = 38

>>31903822

Use a damn ear scoop, not a q-tip.

>>31903821
Nah we can't do that to Phoenix Wright, despite his weak grip he turned out to be an alright dude

>>31903822
Get some warm water and mix some salt in to it.

Saturate another q-tip and then gently dab the solution onto the wax.

>>31903806
>Implying it would be on normal nyaa
Anon, pls.

>>31903797
>>31903813
>Social Justice Warrior
What the fuck is this shit?

>people actually wanting to fuck Cerise

I'd understand if you were OP, but seriously? I can't even imagine it.
She's like a holy virgin in my mind.

>>31903839
But I'm not gay

>>31903822
I don't know, tweezers? Google that shit anon.

And why would that much wax have accumulated anyway you disgusting freak?

>>31903721
>but at worst she just enjoys the pain of others
You pretty much answered your own question Anon. And she doesn't strike me as the type to bother with safe words either

Rolled 11, 4, 20 = 35

>>31903849

Then enjoy your ear wax or go see a damn doctor.

>>31903848
>holy virgin
>masturbates with furrby corpses for money

>>31903822

mix some hydrogen peroxide with some warm water and pour it into your ear while you lay on your side for about 1 minute.

>>31903848
I want to corrupt her.

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>>31903821
>great JOB with her messy PUSSY 'BASTER
7 GIRLS + T
I knew this day would come. But what does the T mean.

>>31903847

It's not as pronounced as it was in the early days, but Rose often told us not to use certain words because they could be triggering, among other things.

>>31903848
uh, so did you just entirely miss that hotel scene? or shower scene? or fapfest scene?

>>31903848
Purity and corruption and stuff that's been said over and over before.

What's /tg/ bump limit?

>>31903778

That's the thing. Different girls require different strategies. For Cercise, we must be comepletly passive and let her take the initiative. That's why she'll likely be the last of the 6/6.

Subjective list of girls by bestness:

>Whitney
>Rose
>Ms Carte / Cerise
>Mom
>Vivian

Sorry bro, not my kinda thing.

>>31903822
Go to your local pharmacy/Wal-Mart/whatever the hell is open at this time of night and buy some Debrox. You tilt your head sideways, drop some of it down your ear, wait 5 minutes, then you use the squirt bulb thing included with it to flush your ear with warm water. Problem solved, and by the time you get back from the store maybe OP will have updated!

>>31903858

>You pretty much answered your own question Anon.

That's not what a psychopath is, though. A psychopath doesn't enjoy the pain of others, they're completely unaffected by it.

>>31903822
Bottle of peroxide. poor a tiny amount into the cap, lay on your side, dump cap into ear. let fizz and bubble to loosen wax. place TP over your ear and turn over. repeat until blockage clears or hearing returns.

>>31903891
300

>>31903855
I heard using Q-Tips to clean your ear was bad for you, so I just let that shit build up. I'd occasionally just wash my ears in the shower, and then yesterday I decided to clean my ears and shoved some wax down my ear canal. Now everything sounds muffled as fuck on one side.

>>31903891
300/150

>>31903865
But she doesn't. She only messes with the wiring. Circuit bending or some shit.

>>31903858
In the last thread didn't OP compare Rose to Hitler?

Anyone have that Fuck Quest General image saved?
I am looking for it through most of the threads but still cant find it

If I wait any more warmly I'm going to burn to death

HURRY UP OP I NEED MY FIX

>>31903903
>Rose
>Higher than anyone

Nigga...

>>31903919
multiple versions exist. your desired image may not be posted in its original form.

>>31903822
Stick some semen in your ear.

>>31903903

Cerise = Whitney > Rose = Sensei > Vivian >>>>>> Mom

>>31903877
T stands for Tea. Al stops in Northampton for some tea and biscuits,

Because he calls them biscuits and not cookies like some kind of disgusting American.

>>31903908

This.

Except if you have a perforated eardrum. Shit can fuck you up.

>>31903915
Ally tried to compare Rose to Stalin, but Whitney was so dumb she doesn't even know who Stalin was. Hence Hitler.

>>31903914
It's still weird as fuck. Why can't she have normal interests like wanting to fuck dead people or children?

>>31903915
Whitney did. That was more another reflection on her intelligence than on Rose.

>>31903910
and thats why you never use q-tips.

>>31903882
Yes, I have.

Doesn't change my image of her, though.

>>31903955
I'm pretty sure she doesn't find it hot, she just does it for money

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So, /a/ and /tg/

Which Quest would you FUCK?

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>>31903931
>>31903903
>Not loving all members of the harem equally.

Nigga, do you even harem?

>>31903959
I use q tips all the time and my ears are immaculate.

>>31903936
Nah. I'm adamant about Vivian being placed lowest on the bestness scale.

I'm glad you put Whitney as joint first though, she sees to attract a lot of hate on here and I don't know why.

She's based as hell.

So I took extra long as longer than a usual episode with normal intervals, not same amount of posts with hour long updates.

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This time, dinner goes smoothly.

While the rest of you pick and poke at the inedible concoction sitting putridly upon your plates, Vivian clears hers in just minutes and goes back for seconds.

"Thish food is tremendoush," Vivian says through a full mouth. "Abshoultely delicioush. It'sh leagush better than what I get at home."

She swallows hard and chases it with a gulp of icy lemonade.

"Hmph," Mom pouts. "I'm so glad you like all this food you're stealing from me. You should come over to mooch off of me more often."

She says this even as she piles more food onto Vivian's plate.

You, Ms. Carte, and Cerise glance warily back and forth amongst one another.

Maybe Vivian really is a robot. Only someone with no sense of taste could enjoy this food-as-torture.

At least it takes Mom's attention off of you. She always bitches when you guys don't finish your food, threatening to withhold dessert. With Vivian here to praise her subpar entree skills, she doesn't even notice as Cerise stealthily gathers up three plates full of untouched dinner and scoops them into the trash. The whole time, Mom keeps her eyes peeled strictly on Vivian. She watches Vivian eat, chin resting on interlaced fingers.

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>>31903822
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=hydrogen+peroxide+ear
>>31903919

>>31903974
All of them is the only correct answer.

>>31903974
Every one of them

>>31903974
kaa san and cerise

>>31903970

She doesn't find it arousing, but I have no doubt that she's interested in electronics and circuitry. Why else would she have gotten started in fucking with them in the first place?

>>31903970
Nahh. She does it just because she enjoys it, like a hobby (after hearing about 1m from Ally).

>>31903974
Best bro.

>>31903974
Is Rose's anime character that she's based off of supposed to look fat or am I just imagining shit?

>>31903946
Only question is, is Whitney truly this ignorant or is she just trying playing a role to make herself look adorable? Because it's working.

>>31903974
If it was real life then whitney>carte and not touch the others.

>>31903988
D'awwww

>>31903988
vivianxmom confirmed

>>31903988

So either Vivitan is a robot, or because there's ten thousand Vivitans, the robbits just get fed gruel.

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>>31903988
>Vivian clears hers in just minutes and goes back for seconds.

>>31903974
6/6

>>31903974
Cerise.

>>31903988
>The whole time, Mom keeps her eyes peeled strictly on Vivian. She watches Vivian eat, chin resting on interlaced fingers.
Careful Viv, Mama has her eyes on you

>>31904012
It is the art style.

>>31903988
Cerise turns on the OctoCamo and saves us yet again.

Based as fuck

>>31904012
Wideface, son.

Gifts from our goddess, Ume-sensei.

>>31903974
All of them except Mom and Vivian. Not into cavernous vaginas attached to annoying cunts, or children with no curves.

>>31903988
>"Abshoultely delicioush. It'sh leagush better than what I get at home."

Vivian is suffering incarnate

>>31903974
Vivian all the way.

Maybe some kaa-san and Ms. Carte on the road.

>>31903988
So if we achieve perfect harem, does that mean mom gets 5+ more children? Plus being the number of children we conceive with the harem.

>>31904013

>is Whitney truly this ignorant

Yes. She's literally retarded.

>>31903988
So is mom going to give Vivian a proctology exam?

>>31904012
It's Madoka, all the characters have those wide faces, it's the art style

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>>31904045

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After dinner, Mom and Cerise retire to bed.

Alone in the dining room with you and Ms. Carte, Vivian is quiet for several long moments before finally saying, almost inaudibly: "thank you for having me."

"Yeah," is your lame reply. You don't know what to say.

"By the way," Ms. Carte says, pushing her chair away from the table and standing. "Who's doing your maintenance nowadays?"

"My father."

"Hm. Well, that's a testament to the quality of my handiwork, then. If a knucklehead like David can do it..."

Vivian stands up as well. She starts toward the foyer, but Ms. Carte stops her.

"Vivian," she says.

Vivian doesn't reply but silently waits for Ms. Carte to speak.

"It's nice to have dinner like this, isn't it? It's been so long." Ms. Carte thinks for a moment, scratching the back of her head. "I guess what I'm saying is, I'm sorry for not trusting you before."

Vivian shrugs. Another silence settles over the room.

"We used to watch movies," Vivian says finally. "Do you remember?-- Whenever you came over to eat with us. Before the accident."

"We could do that again," Ms. Carte says. "Hell, I've got nothing better going on..."

"All right," you say, knowing well enough to sense when you're a third wheel. "I guess I'll go to bed, too. See you guys tomorr--"

"That sounds nice," Vivian murmurs. "Alabaster, would you like to join us?"

You stand there awkwardly, glancing between her and Ms. Carte. Looks like you've been suckered into a family movie night. A real one, this time.

>>31904012

I made that image, and the picture I got Rose from was of a pretty damn healthy Mami: http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2160902

>>31904012
>SHAFT

>>31903988
I'm sad for Viv

>>31904045
i agree with this man.

altough I can get behind mom, vivian is simply disgusting

>>31904059
>Afro-what? What does this have to do with black people?

Doesn't knowing that the afro prefix means imply that she knows some shit?

>>31904081

YESYESYESYES

WATCH TERMINATOR 2 YOU FAGGOTS

>>31904081
>Looks like you've been suckered into a family movie night. A real one, this time.
OOH BOY

>>31903974
"All of them" is such a cop out answer, so Vivian.

>>31904081
>A real one, this time.
>implying

>>31904081
Oh shit I wasn't prepared for this level of cute.

>>31904081
My body is ready.

>>31903988
>Hmph," Mom pouts. "I'm so glad you like all this food you're stealing from me. You should come over to mooch off of me more often."

People seriously find this shit funny? It's been done to death.

>>31904099

Have you not heard of the afro?

>>31904081
>Everyone missing the point
>Ms. Carte and Darkbloom were a thing

>>31904081
>Mom wants to fuck Vivian
>Ms. Carte wants to fuck Vivian too

We're building the harem right I guess.

>>31904118
Nobody said it was funny.

>>31904081

We might be watching something else, but it better be just as lewd as movie night with Cerise

>>31904102
This

>>31904118
Who said people did?

>>31904081
I swear things are going to happen, Mom and Cerise are going to come, and everyone goes apeshit once again

>>31904118
The Kaa-san, Whitney, and Rose wells are running a little dry I'll agree with you there.

>>31904088
That's a bit beyond healthy there.

>>31904081
>[X] Watch porn

>>31904118
I find it a little amusing

>>31904153
Good. It will give us a chance to declare our love as unlimited, and available to all of our glorious heroines.

it's gotta happen sooner or later.

>>31904141
>>31904135

Then how can people like Mom? This is literally all her character is.

>Whitney is nowhere close to us
>Nor Rose
>Spancer hasnt been mentioned so far

Whitney is NTR us with Rose right now, while Spancer is flaming a fucking deathflag all over the place.

This is not good.

>>31903988


I can see the ending

Vivan X mama lactation

>>31904118
>following personality archetypes = funny

I never thought they were funny, I just take it in stride like I do with my chinese cartoons.

>>31904182

It's not funny, it's endearing.

>>31904182
She's also a mother. Remember how she freaked her shit when we told her Darkbloom wanted to kill us?

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What happened to my font ;_;

Also,>>31904081

I hope this is going where I think it's going.

>>31904187
I'll jack off to it

>>31904088
That is not healthy at all.

>>31904182
>people like things they like

Color me surprised.

>>31904182
This is just a polarizer dude. She acts this way to add weight to the moments when she isn't being retarded.

l2gap

>>31904182
The incest taboo you blockhead.

>>31904185
Whitney can rape Rose as much as she wants to. Rose is the fuckpig, rape is what you're suppose to do with her.

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>>31904201
>freaked her shit

>>31904209

It's HEALTHY as fuck, son.

>>31904197

Annoying is what it is.