Chief slips back through the doorway across from you, coming close to quietly mutter the report in your ear. “The electric engines are out; Johanna is working on them now. Hydroplanes are jammed, the pumps aren't working and there are leaks in every compartment. I’m sure we could figure something out, but it would take at least a day.” She subtly gestures over her shoulder, “and that’s assuming the crew will work at all in a state like this.” You glance at the gauge beside you. There’s enough oxygen to last maybe sixteen hours at best.
>Moral: 0%.
>Repair Time: 24 hours.
>Remaining Oxygen: 16 hours.

You nod, assessing the situation. At this rate, you’ll all suffocate before the crew can get the repairs done. They’d work harder and faster if they were in better spirits. Looks like you’ll just have to inspire them in the only way you know how. There’s a reason you’re the Captain of this /u/boot after all.
“Very well. Get to work, Chief. We’ll make it out of this yet.” She turns away, already issuing instructions to her repair team, revealing her pert buttocks to you as she does so.
[ ]Let her work.
[ ]Give her an inspirational squeeze.
[ ]Sex her up.

>>32482772
[X] Let her work.
Just because stress during our prenatal development gave us a brain slightly more like that of a man doesn't mean we should act like a horny dudebro.

>>32482772
[x]Let her work.
We must start slow. Make them wonder when we will strike.

>>32482772
>[x]Let her work, but give her a friendly pat on the shoulder and a blinding smile, sure to get her hot and bothered.

>>32482842
While I somewhat agree, somehow the concept of this quest doesn't seem conducive to long, monogamous and meaningful relationships. Call it a hunch.

>>32482842
That theory is offensive, if popular among heteronormative scientists, anon.
>>32482772
[X]Squeeze.

>>32482884
I'll call it female intuition, if you don't mind.

>>32482906
Acceptable, anon.

>>32482897
>implying heteronormative people are people
check your privlege shitlord

>>32482742
[X]Let her work.
[x]take the radio and deliver a reassuring speech

>>32482772
Given the various reactions and concepts related to /u/-boot quest I've seen, I'm not sure if you'd be disappointed at anons' refusing to follow the concept, disappointed at anons' refusing to bite the bait, or happy either way.

>>32482742

Lets do the smart thing and defect to the allies.

>>32482884
This. Fondled people are prone to sudden motions and we can't afford her moving about too much.

>>32482742

[x] Cast "Summon bigger fish"

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>/u/boat quest

MODS MODS

>>32482982
We're a captain so we probably dumped most INT for WIS and CHA.

>>32482742
I like the detail with the wolf crying at the moon. Combined with the writing and I'm not sure why you put so much effort into something that's probably gonna get filled with shitposting trolls, whether that's your intention or not.

>>32482884
> somehow the concept of this quest doesn't seem conducive to long, monogamous and meaningful relationships.
Of course. It has lesbians in it after all.

>>32482772
I'm guessing we raise morale by engaging in lesbian acts. Does a higher moral reduce repair-time?

>[X]Let her work.

>Moral: 0%.
>Repair Time: 24 hours.
>Remaining Oxygen: 15 hours 59 minutes.

Already the crew, though demoralized, hasten to comply with her commands. It's the way she carries herself, you think. Professional and practical even in spite of the current situation. As expected of the chief. You grin to yourself, pleased at having such a reliable veteran on your crew. You watch her work for a few moments longer before turning to the rest of the assembled officers.

"Listen up, girls. We've got some serious repairs to do, and it'll take some effort. But we've got plenty of oxygen left. We've got many more ships to hit before this war against our kind will be over, so let's get to it and get back up there. What d'you say!?"

The cheer that greets you is somewhat lackluster, but they set about their repairs so you can't ask for much more for now. You push your pessimism to the back of your mind and head for the engine room, where Johanna, your 'Ghost' is fretting over the engines. As always, she's the only one in here despite you having enough crew members to fill this entire compartment. Mostly due to the way she's apparently in an indecent relationship with the machinery back here. No-one really questions it anymore, they just let her be. You don't really mind so long as she keeps them running. Something they're not doing right now.

She's currently sprawled over the motionless pistons, quietly weeping. "Johanna?" You call out to her. "Get it together, girl. I need these engines running."

"I-I'm sorry Captain. I've never seen my Baby in such a state before. It just- it's hard."

[ ]Give her a hand.
[ ]Inspirational speech.
[ ]Sex her up.

>>32483125
[x]Give her a hand.
[x]In a lewd way.
[x]But only if she consents.
We need to be proper.

>>32483125
[X]Give her a hand.

Oi girls, everyone is BANNED from lewdness till this scrapheap is back to running.
>whip crack

>>32483125
[x]Inspirational speech.
Depending on reaction:
[x]Sex her up.

>>32483166
I was leaning this way, but don't the mechanics implied in the stats hint that lewdness is the only way to not die by running out of air before repairs are done? After all, being proper didn't do shit for morale this time.

>women on submarines

>>32483125
[x]gently slap her, tell her to get it together.
We need those engines working, asap.

>>32483125
[x]Inspirational speech.
[x]Corny one-line attempt at seduction

>>32483219
Slap her where, anon?

>>32483200
>sub
It's a code.

>>32483195
Realistically speaking, sex on a sub would actually make oxygen drain faster.

>>32483125
[x]Sex her up.

Let's live on the edge.

>>32483228
The face?

>>32483125
You know, the mechanics could really use some clarification. If we stay chaste for most of this, can we win or will morale fail/you quit out of boredom?

>>32483235
>Realistically speaking, sex on a sub would actually make oxygen drain faster.
Oh definitely, but realistically speaking sexing everyone to raise morale wouldn't be a thing no matter the gender-distribution on the sub. Realism isn't a thing here. Plus, the idea that it increases morale which makes people work faster isn't that out there.

>>32483238
I feel it needed clarification.

>>32483228
cheek, forehead.

>>32483125
>[x]Make a pass on her, sex her up if she reciprocates.

>>32483271
What's more, sex on a submarine would probably be more trouble than it's worth, considering the cramped conditions.

How deep is the water the sub is in?

>>32483317
Can't be deeper than 500m or we'd be dead already.

>>32483125
[ ]Give her a hand.

In a lewd manner.

>>32483317
Yeah, add depth to our stats.

>>32483337
How so?

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>[X]Inspirational Speech
>[X]Sex her up

"Come on now, Johanna. If you keep sulking like that, how will she ever get better?" You've never asked before, but you assume this girl things the engines are female. She'd only be able to get assigned to your crew if she was that way inclined. "Now come on, get it together. I need a mechanic that works, not lies around crying about her unrequited love."

She frowns in thought for a moment, then shakes her head as if to physically dispel the negativity from herself. The motion causes her fluffy curls to shake about, and you once again for the millionth time find yourself admiring her hair. "You-you're right. I'm sorry, Captain. It will never happen again!" She stands herself up, turning to examine the engines for faults and damage as she should have been until now.
"W-wait, what do you mean, unrequited!? She loves me just as much as I love her!"

You sigh to yourself. "Yes, I'm sure she does. But can she do THIS?"

>>32483125
[X] Give her a hand.

Lewdly but very gently.

>/u/-boot quest: serious U boat discussion only.

>>32483385
I dunno, can she? Don't leave us hanging!

>>32483385
Here we go.

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>>32483397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y9ZQsAgveI

You thought this would be about lesbians? TOO BAD

Enjoy hot phallic torpedo action.

>>32483385
Fire torpedoes? Move at 30 knots without stopping? Emit pulses of focused sound?

You take her quickly from behind, running both hands up the back of her scalp to muss her luxurious mass of fluffy hair. She gives a surprised "eep", and instinctively tries to move away from you, though you place your leg between her thighs and press her against the engine. The softness of her hair surprises you. You wouldn't have thought anyone could keep their hair in such lovely condition, especially as a mechanic, but your Ghost doesn't disappoint, her luscious locks flowing through your fingers. You run your hands once more through her hair, before pushing her forward onto the engine block so she's leaning her weight against it, ass upturned to you.
At this moment, you're thankful for the sailor uniform's mini-skirt and the true reason it was included in the uniform, a secret known only to the ship's Captains and members of the Oberkommando: in extreme low moral situations such as these, it grants the Captain unrestricted access.
While one hand continues massaging Johanna's scalp, the other snakes it's way down her back and under her skirt. At the slightest brush against her panties she arches her back, presenting herself for you to have your way with. With your middle finger, you gently brush her panties to one side. Your forefinger tracing across her clit elicits a light moan. As she looks over her shoulder to make eye contact with you, Johanna's curls fall away from her face, revealing her ear to you.
You lean forward, taking her exposed ear in your mouth to nibble and at the same moment, thrust both fingers inside her. She tries her best to stifle a cry at the intrusion, an attempt rendered futile by your desire to explore her depths. With one finger running across her walls and the other slipping in and out, you continue to stimulate her clit with your thumb. The hair brushing against your cheek as you nibble only serves to spur you on.

>2/?

>>32483439
>Torpedoes
Everyone knows U boats are all about them radars, anon.

>>32483439
Nah, that's what happens on the other side's submarines.

Wait.
Wait.
If we're fighting the heterosexual hegemony does that mean the Prancing Faggot Homomen are fighting too?

>>32483460
Huh. For some reason I assumed this was a troll quest that wouldn't go anywhere. But if it is a troll quest, it at least delivered first.

>>32483460
>Sub's engineer wearing a skirt
That can't be safe, not in that kind of environment.

>>32483503
They're in charge of the air force.

>>32483460
I know you're ass hurt over people shitting all over GrimDerp Witches: The Western Front, GermanSchteel, but this is pretty sad, even for you.

>>32483503
Yes, but our relations with them are rocky, mostly due to lack of communications. While a non-aggression pact is in place, it is doubtful either side can hold off the het menace on their own.
I imagine even the OP doesn't know.

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>>32483460
>in extreme low moral situations such as these

I was about to correct your spelling before I realized

>>32483536
>Implying GS could run two quests simultaneously
Also I'm not sure why that quest would spur this one in any case...

>>32483460
This'd be a really bad time for the engine to start working again.

>>32483536
Go away.

>>32483460
>Lewd hair fondling
I don't care why you started this quest or what bullshit you may or may not serve after this point, you're alright with me OP. Now I gotta go look at that doujin again.

>>32483609
link?

Finally giving up with ruffling her hair, you bring your hand down to cup Johanna's breast instead. She's of a lower cup-size than you're partial to, but flat chests are delicious too. You run your fingers over her mound, brushing against her nipple which you can already feeling growing firm under your attention. Huh. She's not wearing a bra?
Giving a firm but gentle squeeze, it's here your finger brushes the nub inside her. Instantly, you set about working her g-spot frantically, doubling your efforts on her clit and breast and running your tongue along the curve of her ear.

The combination proves too much for the Ghost, her hips buck hard into you, forcing you as deep as she can as her body is overcome with spasms. She lets out a squeal of pure bliss, her walls pressing in tight and warm on your fingers. Her orgasm feels as if it must have lasted for minutes, though in reality it was likely only a handful of seconds. When she's done, she collapses forward onto the engine. You slip your fingers free of her, slick with her love juice, and offer them to her for cleaning. She greedily slurps her own mess off your fingers. Once clean, you turn to leave.
"Keep up the good work." You step through the door, leaving her panting in her juices, a smile on her face.

>Moral: 8%.
>Repair Time: 23 hours 5 minutes hours.
>Remaining Oxygen: 15 hours 39 minutes.

You make your way quickly back to the Conn room and glance at the oxygen meter. You probably burned up quite a few minutes of oxygen between the two of you in that frantic effort, but you think it'll be worth it with how much more efficiently Johanna should work now. Hopefully.

3/?

>>32483536

pls fuck off

>>32483460
> hair
>ear
>biting
OP is Magical Girl Raindrops.

>>32483641
>>32483641

yes more OP, more...

>>32483638
http://exhentai.org/g/661895/394adee1be/
Not smut though. Well, not NSFW anyway.

>>32483641
>Raised morals
Good work, us.

>>32483641
>Not wearing a bra
That's got to be against regulations.

>>32483690

Anon, we don't need regulations where we're going.

>>32483641
This is just the kinda trashy fun I like for my Saturday evenings!

>>32483690
Not on a /u/-boot perhaps.

>>32483690
Considering the uniform includes a miniskirt, not wearing a bra is probably the sort of forward-thinking that gets you a promotion.

>Typo'ing 'moral' this many times
Kill me now.

>>32483720
>>32483703
>>32483718
I'm starting to think I'm in the wrong navy.

>>32483745
And now he realises.

>>32483746
For one, you might be significantly too old or male.

>>32483745
You could have said it was on purpose and people would have believed you OP!

Half of the time it's worked as 'moral' anyway.

>>32483746

wrong navy is best navy

>>32483746
Well now, that depends anon. Do you mean a navy that doesn't force you to wear short skirts and a bra, or a navy that isn't 100% nubile and horny lesbians?

>>32483799
Sort of both, the first more than the second.

>>32483745
>>32483779
Yeah, like this guy >>32483548
pointed out. It works well sometimes.

>>32483641
>1-shot
>Uncomplicated yet relevant mechanics
>Fine smut (admittedly subjective)
Now this is how you do smut quests. Hopefully it won't go to troll town.

Just as you're congratulating yourself on a job well 'done', you hear shocked gasps and a scream from the front of the boat. You scramble to see what's going on and see something you'd hoped never to see in your career: a torpedoman has left his post.

Of the many roles on a /u/boat, there is just one that underage girls simply cannot handle, and that is the physical loading of your shipping warheads. For that, you have a contingent of traps, specially trained and indoctrinated to serve obediently. They should never, ever leave the torpedo compartment, however, upon pain of death. You reach for the Luger holstered at your side when he speaks.

His unbroken, girly voice echoes through the silent submarine. "Captain! Captain, please! There's too much flooding in the forward compartments! We can't keep it under control without more hands!"

[ ]Pain of Death. Shoot him.
[ ]Send more hands to help him plug the holes.
[ ]Send him back. They can deal with it themselves.

>>32483828
>[x]Send more hands to help him plug the holes.
But strictly supervised! Can't risk anything unseemly happening!

>>32483823
>>Fine smut (admittedly subjective)
Don't worry, it'll get worse over time. And take longer to write.

>>32483823
>>32483828
What were you saying?

>>32483828
>[ ]Send more hands to help him plug the holes.
We'll have to go too, since its a captain's responsibility to oversee such things.

>>32483857
As long as it doesn't interfere with your LGA updates.

>>32483828
[X]Send more hands to help him plug the holes.
We're a bit too close to death to bother with decorum now.

>>32483828
[x]Send more hands to help him plug the holes.
This is no time for martial law! Help them plug it, keep them in there until you reach home, then deliver a detailed report on their breach of conduct to a superior.

>>32483857
Hey, at least we'll always have the lewd hair fondling.

>>32483828
[ ]Send more hands to help him plug the holes.

>>32483862
I still believe anon. Traps are better with dudes/futas anyway.

>>32483828
This might just me being thick, but we're sending people to stop the boat from flooding by plugging the leaks, right?

>>32484005

No, we send them to get their holes plugged.

>>32484005
No, we're helping frustrated single guys get their rocks off towards making fun of /u/-boats on /tg/.

>>32483956
Straight trap = Gay trap >*> futa trap.
Futa in general only works when the guy likes it or it's fucking a regular girl.

>>32484012
Whilst we all drown. Right.

>Male torpedo loaders
>Not cool big sis types with dildos.

Lame

>>32484005
Obviously.

>>32483828
[ ]Send more hands to help him plug the holes.

We have to oversee this directly!

Really, if Schteel is so frustrated at /u/boats posting in LGA, he should stop baiting them with obvious material to work with, or with stupid one-shots like this.

>>32484124
>stupid one-shots like this
Schteel isn't running this...

>>32484124
Just leave.

>>32484124
Anon, this bait is really stupid. Schteel updated LGA within 30 seconds of >>32483641 for one thing.

>>32484177
That doesn't mean much of anything.

>>32483828
>[X]Send more hands to help him plug the holes.

You growl, low and menacing at him. The way he quakes in his place suggests that he knows the consequences of his actions here, which also suggests that they really do need help in there. "Chief," you call out. As always, she appears at your side as if she'd always been there.

"Yes, Captain?"

"Assemble a team, go with them and help plug the holes in the torpedo room." You're tempted to giver her you Luger as a precaution, but you figure she should be fine. And you can be there in a heartbeat if anything goes wrong. She gives a nod and quickly sets about organizing a team to transfer over.

The Conn room feels somewhat emptier once they've cleared out, with only you, Aleida your first watch officer and Blondie your helmsman left. There are no repairs needed in this room, so it's understandable.

The two seem to be arguing quietly between themselves. "You need to set an example," Aleida berates Blondie in a haughty tone. A stickler for the rules, that one. Always neatly groomed, always giving a damn about what everyone around her thinks. "What impression do you think you're giving the lower girls with such a negative outlook?" She could really do with having that stick removed from her ass. You've often considered trying to fuck it out of her, but never dared try before now in case it upset the personality dynamics of your crew. Right now though, you feel like it might be hurting morale.

"My outlook changes nothing," Blondie grumbles back, her stupidly long wavy blond hair brushing against her butt as she alters her stance, leaning against the navigator's desk. "Even the Captain can tell we're going to die, and saying the truth ain't changing anything."
Definitely not good, talk like that. You sigh at the workload placed before you and step between the two of them.

[ ]Berate them for their attitudes.
[ ]Sex up your watch officer.
[ ]Sex up your helm officer.
[ ]Sex them both up.

>>32484124
Are you one of those Hugbox retards?

>>32484124
Schteel just ran tsundere lesbian vampire x wolfu quest the other day.

>>32484215
>[ ]Sex them both up.

>>32484215
[X]Sex up your watch officer.
Look your helm officer into the eyes the entire time.

>>32484215
>[ ]Sex them both up.
They need some serious discipline that only we can give them

>>32484213
He'd have to bother using a proxy or a similar work-around instead of, say, just running this at a different time than his other quests. I mean, that's not even addressing that both Schteel and this guy updates pretty quickly, no way would one person manage to write updates for both quests simultaneously. Or their different writing-styles. Or there being zero indication that this is Schteel whatsoever.

>>32484215
>[x]Sex them both up.
The sploosh juice must flow.

>>32484215
[x] Sex them both up

Lets go with the obvious ending where we have lots of sex but die from a lack of oxygen. That'll show those /u/-boots, right Schteel?

>>32484215
>[x] Make them sex each-other up while you watch.

>>32484215
So, are traps like galley slaves now?

>>32484280
We lost 20 minutes of oxygen for 50 minutes faster repairs last time, at that pace we'd easily clear the target.

>>32484215
>>32484258
EYE CONTACT THE ENTIRE TIME.
>>32484218
Very likely.

>>32484310
Well, galley-slaves had to row all the time. Traps just have to load the torpedoes when combat is happening. Clearly the traps are living in luxury.

>>32484215
>[ ]Sex them both up.
But start with Aleida and keep eye contact with Blondie until she snaps

>>32484215
We better get to ravage Aleida's ass. That is my fetish.

>>32484330
Apart from being shot if they leave the torpedo room, and treated like sub-humans (heh) by the crew.
Wait.
Anon, are we the bad guys?

>>32484376
We're an /u/boat captain
We're the worst kind of bad guy

>>32484390
That's it, I vote we defect.

>>32484376
> Anon, are we the bad guys?
Well, we're not guys, but in a war there are only allies and enemies.

Only civilians and politicians divide between good and bad in a war.

>>32484414
Nope, we love vagina and we want nothing but vagina

>>32484215
[x] Sex them both up. Start with the watch officer.

>>32484414
Ignoring the fact that I don't want to...why would you defect while stuck at the bottom of the ocean?

>>32484432
I-I like ass as well, female ass that is...and breasts...and hair, hips, etc. Is that okay?

>>32484430
That's the view of a sociopath.

>>32484448
Point, we fix the sub, then we defect.

>>32484468
I'm just here for the fluffy hair.

>>32484468
Yes

>>32484474
Well I'm not nearly knowledgeable about that condition to say for sure and neither are you I imagine, but in that case most soldiers through history would be, no? Soldiers can't afford to worry about that shit for tons of reasons. Obviously that's not the case for direct orders (you should refuse orders to kill civilians for no apparent reason, for example), but ideological stuff and such.

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>>32484220
>Schteel just ran tsundere lesbian vampire x wolfu quest the other day.

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>[x]Sex them both up.

Without another word, you grab Aleida and shove your tongue into her mouth. Her surprised yelp if muffled by the fact that you're already dancing your tongue around hers and probing the back of her throat while your lips lock with hers. You pull her into a tender embrace, forcing her to tip her head back so you can lock eyes with Blondie as you continue the onslaught. After a few more moments, she relents a little and her tongue pushes back against yours in a miniature wrestling match as she apparently tries to overpower you.

As soon as you're sure she's playing ball, you find her spine with your finger and press against it, running down the length of her back. When she shivers under the pressure, you try your best to keep the smirk off your face. Instead, you keep moving down, past and under her skirt to grip at her buttocks. The firm flesh flexes in your fingers, her muscles reacting to your attention. You flash your eyebrows suggestively at Blondie, watching her grow uncomfortable at the scene before her. You pull up on Aleida's skirt in order to show off her panties to Blondie while your tongue keeps up its impromptu wrestling match. After a few more moments, you feel you may be in danger of losing the match so you pull back, breaking the contact. Aleida lets out a low mewl of disapproval, but you spin her around on the spot and push her at Blondie.

>1/?

>>32484611
Do I want to know how you seem to have these pictures pre-prepared for us?

>>32484611
>She looks like Chiaki
Oh baby!
Please tell me we get to do lewd things to her ass.

>>32484474

Look. I like anime and cape comics too, but it's not real.
You shoot, you kill, you maintain your gear. If you want to fight for justice you sign up for Transparency International not the Marines. Anyway, let's not discuss this further.
>>32484526
Oh boy civilian shooting.

>>32484611
Good, goooood...

Out of interest, have you run other quests before? No need to identify which/how many, just wondering.

>>32484611
I'm starting to wonder if the close proximity of death is doing something to the natural female libedo...

>>32484074
Traps really are shit tier. Even a joint op with the Village People wouldve been better.

>>32484695
Maybe the crew is just filled with incredibly horny lesbians.

>>32484708
I like traps. With dudes only, sure, but still.

>>32484646
I dunno. But I want to know why blondie is the helmsman and not the first watch officer.

>>32484611
Now I'm imagining our MC looking like Marika.

>>32484727
>I like traps.
Then you have shit taste.

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>>32484646
Choo choo

>>32484727
This is correct
Traps are only good when they're being fucked by another guy

>>32484808
Comrade!
>>32484780
I know it's a joke, but with the format being 'you meet character, fuck?' it's not hard to prepare an image for each one beforehand.

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The helm officer barely has time to react. As such, when she brings her hands up to catch the falling watch officer, her hands inevitably grasp breasts. You snort at the surprised look both of them give, a look which quickly gives way to one of mutual pleasure as Blondie shrugs off the coincidence and starts fondling through the blouse. Aleida lets out a moan of pleasure, then leans into a deep kiss.

You watch on for a few long moments, feeling yourself dampen at their antics before sighing at the lack of progress between the two. Without giving them warning, you reach around Aleida and tear her blouse open, revealing her lace-bound cleavage. With a target in sight, Blondie redoubles her efforts. Her fingers slip inside Aleida's blouse and slide their way to her back. With a little fumbling she manages to find the clasp and pops the beauties free. Aleida breaks the kiss to let out a gasp, and Blondie dips her head down to begin suckling on the pert nipples before her.

Pleased with the result, you drop down behind Aleida and in one smooth motion you pull her lace panties around her ankles. Her well-toned cheeks before you fills you with burning desire, overcoming your sense of restraint as you happily dive into her, tongue greedily reaching forth to taste her already-moist mound.

>2/?

>>32484922
Your pic choices are very nice, OP!
I see what you meant by slowing down though, but it's still faster than a lot of quests so no problem.

>>32484922
I love you

>>32484695
>I'm starting to wonder if the close proximity of death is doing something to the natural female libedo...
Why do you think many girls enjoy being choked?
Nah, really. It's a thing.

>>32485119
I thought that was an oxygen starvation thing.

>>32485139
It is, I assume anon is a pleb who hasn't had it done to him. While the effect is quite enthralling, I'm too much of a pussy to try it again.

>>32485139
Well they are oxygen limited at the moment

>>32485167
Don't want to end up like all those "suicides" who were found by their relatives with their pants down and their belts around their necks?
It does seem like a pretty bad way to go.

>>32485214
I didn't think of that.

>>32485238
The stress breathplay causes can also induce heart attacks.

>>32485214
Honestly, I think there's a simpler explanation.

>You're part of an all (mostly) female navy.
>You know (or suspect) everyone in said navy is a lesbian.
>Your uniform includes a miniskirt that would probably make Mustang proud.
>You spend several months in close quarters together.

I get the feeling 'Horny' is the default state for most of these girls.

>>32485238
Yeah, pretty much. Same reason I'm hesitant to try skydiving or the like, except also without the rigorous safety-precautions. Also, turns out it leaves quite a mark (unless we did it wrong) which can be very inconvenient to try and explain away!

Pulling her cheeks apart to gain clearer access, you lap greedily at the love-hole before you. As expected of your first, she's even well-maintained down here with perfectly smooth skin free of even a hint of growth. You idly wonder if she'd specially taken the effort this morning, of if she's always like this. Then you push the thought aside as her legs quiver. The muscles of her thighs press against the sides of your head urge you onward. You dive your tongue deep into her, gulping down the sweet nectar flowing from her.

You can't see what's going on now, but the sound of frantic suckling and Aleida's uncontrolled moaning inform you that Blondie is hard at work on Aleida's upper half.

Pushing as deep as you can, you feel her entire body tense up around you, her moaning stopping entirely. If she's going to hold her breath for the orgasm, you'd best make it a good one! You reach up between her legs, stimulating her bud with two fingers while your mouth smothers her pussy. Finally, Aleida hits her limit and releases her orgasm, letting herself be overcome by the rolling waves of pleasure. Her entire body is rocked as neither you nor Blondie let up in your attentions.

When she comes to a stop, collapsing forward into Blondie's arms, you take another moment to lick her clean. You run your tongue all the way down both her thighs, almost to the knees, careful not to let a single drop of her precious fluid go to waste.

Satisfied at last, you hike her panties back into place and stand to face Blondie. Her cheeks are just as flushed as Aleida's, and she seems content. "Thanks, Captain. I needed that. *We* needed that." She smiles heartfelt gratitude at you.

>Moral: 28%.
>Repair Time: 20 hours 12 minutes hours.
>Remaining Oxygen: 15 hours 13 minutes.

[ ]She doesn't get off that easily! Sex her to the finish.
[ ]Carry on, Officers.

>>32485139
>>32485167
Yes, they're the same.
Low oxygene = close to death. It's a domination thing too.
Anyway, enough /d/ kink, let's get back to wholesome lesbians.

>>32485275
Of course it is anon, but speculation is fun.

>>32485303
>[ ]Carry on, Officers.
Let's go check on those traps, make sure they're not up to shenanigans

>>32485303
[X]Carry on, Officers.

>>32485303
>No ass-play
I am mildly disappointed.
[x]She doesn't get off that easily! Sex her to the finish.

>>32485303
>[ ]She doesn't get off that easily! Sex her to the finish.

>>32485303
>[ ]Carry on, Officers.

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>>32485238

>>32485318
More interesting than the smut, at least for me.

>>32485303
[x]Carry on, Officers. I expect you to take care of stress by yourselves if it becomes necessary again!

>>32485371
Smut is the most subjective thing of all! At least I've heard that said. Probably just someone spouting bullshit, but eh.

>>32485303
>[x]She doesn't get off that easily! Sex her to the finish.
Quite right!

>>32485303
[x]She doesn't get off that easily! Make her cum without touching her pussy!

>>32485338
[X] Carry on, Officers.
Order Aleida to finish blondie off, we need to make sure the traps aren't up to anything.

If they are doing uncouth things, we can always be rid of them and conserve oxygen that way, even if morale takes a dip. (this option should only be used if they are doing things to our sailors, of course.)

>>32485303
>[X]She doesn't get off that easily! Sex her to the finish.

>>32485303
[x]She doesn't get off that easily! Sex her to the finish.

>>32485303
>[ x]Carry on, Officers.
Need to bring down that repair time.

Aaaw man. I called Blondie "Kreichbaum" in the OP! How shit can a QM get!?

Needless to say, that should've read "Blondie" both times. Kreichbaum is your Second Officer!

Also, in light of the need to keep things moving, I closed voting after >>32485539
Writing now, please wait warmly!

>>32485651
Alright! Looking forward to it!

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>[X]Carry on, Officers.

"Aleida," you say in your Captain's Voice. Laying a hand on her back, you give her a tough order. "I am now assigning you the duty of bringing my helm Officer to a satisfying conclusion. Good luck. Carry on, Officers."

She pants something like an affirmative to you before fumbling and gesturing for Blondie to sit back on the desk. She complies, and Aleida falls to her nears, eagerly running kisses up your helm officer's thighs towards your crotch. You grin at the sight, then turn away.

In the portal to the Captain's compartment and radio/sonar room, you seen Hinrich leaning her head around the door, giving you a look. You head over to see what she needs. The 15-year-old sonar-girl-come-combat medic is possibly the only girl on the entire boat you can relate to on a personal level, despite the difference in your ranks and responsibilities. "Need something, Hinrich?"

"Me? No," she shakes her head as she gives you a searching look, "but the Chief is looking pretty stressed. I'm thinking she could use some, uh, 'relief'. Though you're looking a little tired yourself, Captain. Don't push yourself too hard or I might have to relieve you of command. And no, it's not an innuendo." The two of you grin together at that. "If you'd like, I could see to the Chief."

[ ]"It's my job, I'll see to her."
[ ]"Sure thing, I could use a breather."
[ ]"No objections, but I'll be 'supervising' of course."

>>32485651
balista pls

>>32485834
[X]"No objections, but I'll be 'supervising' of course."

Seems like a two woman job.

>>32485834
>[ ]"No objections, but I'll be 'supervising' of course."

>>32485834
>[ ]Writein
"Why don't we both assist the chief?"

>>32485834
[x]"No objections, but I'll be 'supervising' of course."

>>32485834
>[ ]"No objections, but I'll be 'supervising' of course."

>>32485834
>[x]"No objections, but I'll be 'supervising' of course."
It's good to have someone to count on.

>>32485834
[x]"It's my job, I'll see to her."

My music when this thread
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y9ZQsAgveI

>>32485834
I'll support >>32485899

>>32485834
>[ ]"Sure thing, I could use a breather."

Gotta make sure those traps aren't up to any trouble!

>>32486038
That doesn't seem very lesbian. Otherwise fitting for the situation though.

>>32485834
Forget about the chief, can we rail Hinrich?
>Dem fangs

>>32486091
Mine is even less lesbian.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q01tES5Azw

>>32486134
How else do you think she's going to be supervising?

>>32486156
I just want to make sure

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>>32485834
>[X]"No objections, but I'll be 'supervising' of course."
>[X]"Why don't we both assist the chief?"

"Well, you've got no objections from me if you want to lend a hand, though I'll be 'supervising' of course." Hinrich chuckles at your words.

"I suppose someone like the Chief could well be a two-woman job." She hauls herself out of her chair and passes you, making for the torpedo compartment. She gives an appreciative raise of her eyebrows as she passes Blondie arching back in the throws of orgasm. Reaching the far portal, she pops the seal and sticks her head inside. "Hey, Chief. Captain wants to see you, get out here."

An affirmative comes from somewhere on the other side, and shortly you're joined in your quarters by Chief and Hinrich. "You wanted me, Captain?" Now that you're taking a moment to examine her, she really does look like she needs a break. Being your most trusted hand, she gets as little or less sleep than you do, and is always on hand whenever you need a skilled worked on anything. The huge bags under the eyes and the slightly disjointed gleam in her eye strips her of some of the attractiveness you know she possesses, but even so she's still perfectly fuckable.

"I lied," Hinrich whispers in her ear from behind. "I'm the one that wants to see you." Her teeth close on Chief's exposed neck, her arms wrap around to grip tight around her belly.

>1/?

>>32486038
>>32483439

What a coincidence that you both post the same shitty metal song

>>32486223
I like where this is going. Although if stress alone made her look like Tomoko, we might want to lighten her workload or responsibilities or something.

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>>32486234
>Sabaton
>shit

An excellent joke considering that one of their songs is basically the Polish national anthem.

>>32486223
Tomoko shouldn't be so hot considering everything about her. And yet she is.

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>>32486223
>chief is tomoko clone
yissss

>>32486433
Right? OP clearly has good taste in smut-quest targets.

Chief immediately arches her back, trying to get away from your Radio Officer but it's too late. She's clasped tight, Hinrich nibbling and sucking in a way you just know is going to leave one hell of a hickey.

"C-Captain, please!" She reaches out to you for assistance. Assistance which takes a form she wasn't expecting. You move in to join them, pressing your chest against hers.

"Enjoy it, Chief," you tell her in no uncertain terms, "it's going to happen, and you deserve it." You spread her legs with your own and run your thigh against her flesh, relishing the feel of her warmth. Before she can protest further, you press your lips to hers and gently engage her in passion. Knowing her, she wouldn't know what to do if you pushed too hard, so you make sure to keep yourself restrained and keep your tongue in your own mouth for once.
She at least responds to your lips, and after a few moments even goes so far as to try chewing on your lip. Between this and Hinrich's antics, you wonder if this is going to be a running theme through this encounter.

You busy your hands with unbuttoning Chief's shirt, revealing her chest to the world. A small part of you sighs at the lack of boob once more, but it doesn't seem to bother Hinrich as she instantly moves her hands up to paw at the now-exposed nipples. Chief sighs in pleasure, arching her neck back and granting Hinrich even less restricted access to her neck. She switches sides and doubles her efforts, tongue running up and down Chief's neck.

Having been freed from Chief's lips, you decide to focus elsewhere and drop to your knees, running your tongue down her sternum leaving a trail of saliva as you do so. The way Chief is confined by Hinrich right now, completely helpless to do anything against you whatever you should try flips a switch in you, and you bare a shark-like grin. Without further ado, you open wide and take her soft flesh in your mouth.

>2/?

>>32486603
>>32486202
> I just want to make sure

... Uh, it appears that I was lying. I'm very sorry.

>>32486603
I'm reading this and imagining shy, inexperienced Tomoko being gently loved now. Boner's reaching heretofore unknown solidity.

>>32486628
It's okay, we can't have everything. Maybe after Chief's satisfied.

>>32486628
>>32486667
>Implying you can get 100% morale without fucking all the girls.

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>right now the Traps are lose and plotting to take over the ship

>>32486694
I knew you were trustworthy, random QM that has no posts to their name prior to this.
Any fetishes gonna pop up in the rest? I don't mean bizarre/extreme shit, just stuff like feet/anal/light bondage or whatever.

Interesting no one has bothered to see how deep they are and if abandoning ship is possible at the depth they're at... it is possible.

Also think of it... lewds on a life raft.

>>32486794
Well, I assume our characters would have pointed it out already if so. We can always check later.

>>32486272
Wait a minute which one?

>>32486857
40 to 1. Poland loves it.

>>32486794
I think it's a mix of "too deep" and "the sub is maybe savable but we have a very tight time limit and we REALLY don't want to be picked up by the enemy".

You try to strike a balance now, between applying teeth and gently pulling at Chief's flesh, and simply kissing her. You don't want to hurt her, but at the same time she seems to really be getting off on your attentions. You can already make out a trickle of her juice winding its way down her leg, free from her soaked panties.

For better grip, you bring both hands up to her ass, gripping her for purchase as you work around her navel. She's sadly lacking in the department as well, with little meat between you and her pelvic bone. Perhaps you should watch her diet more carefully in the future? Though maybe your thoughts are being affected by your own desire for a more well-endowed lover. With your fingers feeling their way around her butt, you can't help but slide a few fingers into her panties, brushing gently against both her holes as you do so.

[ ]Explore the front.
[ ]Explore the rear.
[ ]Stick to using your mouth.

>>32486912
[x]Explore the rear.
It IS my fetish. And Tomoko seems like she'd be into that. So obviously Chief must be too.

>>32486902
Dissapointing. Oh well back to lewds and not suffocating/drowning.

Captcha: odsamel Sea

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>15 minutes to get a half-sized update out.

Oh boy, I'm getting slow. Apparently running out of energy drink really does affect my post times!
Short pause may be inbound while I try to find a store that's still open this time of day.
Many apologies!

Also, I appear to have changed trips at some point. Odd.

>>32486912
>[x]Explore the rear WITH your mouth

>>32486912
>[ ]Explore the front.

>>32486912
>[x]Explore the rear.
LOAD THE AFT TUBES ON MY MARK!

>>32487025
Seconding

>>32486912
>[ ]Explore the rear.

>>32486912
>[x]Explore the rear.
>>32487025
Sure!

>>32486992
That's alright, later! And yeah, that's strange. It's not even one you use for other things?

>>32486912
[x]Explore the rear.

>>32486992
Never quest without sufficient caffeine, OP. Good luck in your hunt.

>>32486912
>[x]Explore the rear.
No reason to stop using our mouth either way, wherever we decide to do so.

>>32486992
You're doing a good job so far. Focused on a narrow set of fetishes (generic lesbian stuff), not a lengthy, dozens of threads monstrosity (probably one-shot, right? Not that I'd mind a bit more), fun and simple mechanic in the morale/countdown, nice character images, etc. Just the way smut quests should be. Smut scenes are decent lengths too, sure I prefer mine a smidgen longer, but with a good number to get through I don't blame you and they're still long enough to get a nice progression through them.

>>32486912
[x] Explore the rear.
Flanking maneuvers.

>>32486912
[x]Explore the rear.
In many different ways. Make sure Chief is thoroughly railed.

Hunt for caffeine successful! And it looks like we're performing flanking maneuvers. Writing!

>>32485834
>[ ]"No objections, but I'll be 'supervising' of course."

>>32487436
I've been waiting for this!

Is it late where you're at, or are you just tired?

>>32487447
Holy hells, you are late.

>>32487447
Anon, I'm sorry to say, you're slightly late.

>>32487461
I be like
>GOING FOR CAFFIENE BBL GUIZ!
Housemates be like
>Dafuq? It's past midni-!
I be like
>Too late can't hear you I'm already speeding off the driveway!

>>32487508
I'm just imagining you running down the driveway going "WOP WOP WOP WOP"

>>32487508
EU time, huh. Man, you're either gonna be running late or this plot (or 'plot' really) is gonna go warp-speed soon to wrap up at a reasonable time.

>>32486992
>Also, I appear to have changed trips at some point. Odd.
And yet neither is the one I was looking for. I can't stop wondering if you really are who I think you are. The writing style seems similar, but maybe I'm just being paranoid...

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>>32486272

Being found tasteful by a country composed of soccer hooligans and conservative religious fanatics is not really an merit when it comes to art. On the contrary, it proves my point that it is shit.

>>32487652
Go clap somewhere else, you liberal faggot.

>>32487652
stop cluttering or lewd with your bullshit

>[X]Explore the rear.

Apparently noticing her idle hands for the first time, Chief grips your head on either side, guiding you around her navel. You grin to yourself, letting her move you around to the points she seems to like the best. As another wave of pleasure runs through her body, you take her moment of distraction to slip a finger into her back door. Ass muscles tensing against you, she lets out a pained yelp as you intrude her. Hinrich catches onto what you're doing though, and grips harder to keep her in place.

The resistance of Chief's body is still there, though. Her ass clamps tight around your finger, desperate to keep you out. You bite her belly again, keeping up the pain she enjoys while your finger works its way deeper inside her. "Captain, stop! I don-"

Hinrich hushes her, then looks down to catch your eye. The hungry gleam says everything you need to know. "Turn around," Hinrich orders her. All power stripped from her now, Chief can do little but obey, turning around to present her ass to you. At the same time, Hinrich drops down to her knees opposite you. She grips the Chief by her hips, and dives eagerly into her crotch. Mirroring her, you pull Chief's panties to one side to reveal her asshole to you. Grasping a cheek in either hand, you spread her wide and leap into the action.

>1/?

>>32487694
Sweating heavily now...

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>>32487694

>>32487694
Thank you for writing my fetish (well, presumably in the next post), you have my undying gratitude.

>>32487694
Based OP!

>>32487694
My reaction to this post is basically >>32486643 times five. Anticipation is at critical levels.

The experience is a new one to you, and it's intriguing to say the least. You run your tongue teasingly around the hole, in smaller and smaller circles. On the fourth circle, you're close enough to push for the goal and slide your tongue into her. The resistance is so much less than when you used your finger, your tongue shaping itself to comfortably slide into your Chief Engineer. It's moments like these where you're thankful for your obscenely long tongue, making you able to probe deeper than most others could ever hope for. The feel of her passage is something indescribable, similar to that of pussy, but so much tighter, with the distinct texture of her innermost walls on all sides.

During all of this, Hinrich is furiously lapping at Klasina's pussy. Through Chief's legs, you can see her tongue diving in and out as if her very life depended on it. Chief's legs tremble under the double-sided attack. One of her hands finds its way down to the back of your head, pushing your deeper, while the other grips Hinrich. You oblige her, redoubling your efforts in exploring her.

Pulling out for a moment for breath, you run your tongue around her asshole once more. Hinrich seems to have had the same idea, and somehow your find your tongues brushing together between Klasina's legs. You lock eyes, smiling to each other and sharing a quick kiss. Your Radio Officer tastes of your Chief Engineer, you savor the taste for a long moment before breaking contact and switching your attention back to where it should be.

>2/?

>>32487556
If QM is who I suspect he is, that won't be a problem for him whatsoever. And I'm still getting more and more sure he is who I think he is. I probably shouldn't tell though. I'll just say, BdU, if you are who I think, you're doing better than I expected. A lot better.

>>32488075
Oh lawd muh dick

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>>32488075
>Ass to mouth

>>32488075
Good, gooooood.

>>32488087
Goooooooooooooood (if you're right).

>>32488144
Lesbian rimming is my favorite fetish. I don't know why but I'm not questioning it.

>>32488075
This is several times hotter when I imagine Chief as Tomoko and Hinrich as Riko. And MC as Marika, admittedly not based on anything beyond my own imagination.

>>32486404
Tomoko could easily be attractive if she wanted to be.

>>32488144
Apparently they forgot to stock the sub with dental dams.

>>32488379
Those are just too impersonal anon. Same reason why so little smut is written with condoms compared to without.

>>32488144
Ass to mouth is okay sometimes. Especially with lesbians.

And Rimming is the best. Fact.

>>32488415
My nigga. And for less cultured anons, I'm sure next scene won't have any of this. You'll get your turns.

Intruding her most delicate areas once more, you're a little worried about just how moist you're getting yourself right now. The burning warmth inside you is getting desperate for its own relief. Letting go of one of Klasina's ass cheeks, you instead bring it to your pantyline. Unfortunately, the Captain's uniform is the only one on board that includes practical trousers. You work at the button for a moment, before Hinrich reaches over and frees you. Thanking her with a quick word, breathed around your tongue without separating from Chief's ass, you slide your hand into your boyshorts to slip a finger inside yourself.

Finally getting some relief of your own, you press onwards with your assault on your Chief Engineer. Between the two of you, the frantic tonging proves too much; she creams herself around the both of you, soaking Hinrich with her fluids. Your Radio Officer sucks greedily at Chief's pussy until she finally finishes her orgasm.

Standing on weak knees, you hold Chief in place as the two of you stand again. "Good work, Chief. That will be all." You pat her reassuringly on the shoulder, and she gives you a blank look, before nodding dumbly and walking shakily for the portal.

>Moral: 46%.
>Repair Time: 18 hours 44 minutes hours.
>Remaining Oxygen: 14 hours 56 minutes.

Hinrich grins bemusedly at you after Chief leaves, "well Captain. You didn't get the rest OR relief you needed from that. I think someone needs some 'medical assistance'."

[ ]Accept. Let her sex you.
[ ]Refuse. Sex her instead.
[ ]Refuse. Take a break.
[ ]Refuse. Go see what else is happening.

>>32488415
"Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass to mouth."

>>32488415
What about Skyrimming?

>>32488479
[X]Refuse. Sex her instead.

The curse of command. What woe.

>>32488479
[ ]Refuse. Go see what else is happening.
We can have more dirty sweaty girlsex AFTER we prevent the sinking.

>>32488479
[X]Refuse. Sex her instead.
We're the Alpha here.

>>32488479
[ ]Accept. Let her sex you.

>>32488479
>[ ]Accept. Let her sex you.

>>32488479
[x]Accept. Sex each-other.
Why not 69?

>>32488479
[x]Refuse. Go see what else is happening.

>>32488538
Yes. This boat isn't going to raise itself.

>>32488479
>[ ]Refuse. Go see what else is happening.
We need to keep the crew motivated. we can rest once we won't die

>>32488479
[x] Refuse. Teach her who's in charge here.
Gently but firmly.

>>32488479
[x]Refuse. Go see what else is happening.
Tell her you'll save it for later. She can take you up on that too! But for now, there's a boat to raise.

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>>32488479
>[x]Accept. Let her sex you.
Tribad time?

Reminder that the traps are plotting a mutiny.

>>32488615
Your consistent demonization of the loyal trap division is unbecoming anon!

>>32488653
traps are all sneaky liars. they serve for now, but they'll be cleansed once the war is over

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>>32488653
THEY'RE PLOTTING SOMETHING I KNOW IT

>>32488689
WE AR- uh, I mean, that sounds like stereotyping without basis, anon. Traps are good soldiers that can be trusted to do their jobs!

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The sexings have it, but at an almost-tie. Compromising. You're both sexing each other!

>>32488479
>[x]Accept. Let her sex you.
We can pay her back afterwards.

>>32488762
Ah, alright. I trust this will not ruin our chances to fully sex everyone else and save the day. Nice image.

>>32488691
That loaf of bread knows something's up.

Question.

If no men are allowed, how will you re-produce? Last I checked, girls didn't have dicks and thus cannot impregnate someone. Where will you get your sperm supplies from?

>>32488808
This is a silly one-shot smut-quest anon, why should we give a shit?

>>32488479
Well just cut our time/oxygen deficit by half. Not bad.

>>32488808
Science babies retard.

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>>32488808

>>32488808
futa aristocracy

>>32488808
>He doesn't know about iPS

>>32488907
Neither do I. Source reference for me?

>>32488808
The second-class trap citizens serve more than one primary role that our superior female population cannot.

Some of our bravest warriors make the ultimate sacrifice in order to provide the next generation of our finest crews. In carefully controlled, clinical environments of course.

>>32488853
At this rate, maybe we can do it! I'm enjoying this mechanic more than I should considering how simplistic and lacking interesting choices it is.

>>32488943
I can't wait for the captain to make a similar sacrifice

>>32488907
What the fuck is this??

>>32488943

>Not raiding the shores of heathen lands with your /u/ boats for future /u/ boaters

Step it up sempai

>>32488926
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Induced_pluripotent_stem_cell
Popularized by its appearance in noted homosexual as all hell anime/manga, Saki.

>>32488971
Yeah unless the QM is a TPK Railroader and will have some sort of accident breach the hull or something causing a complete kill.

>>32488975
Lead from the front. While taking it in the rear.

>>32488991
While I'm not butthurt at QM's explanation like I expect some others to be, this sounds hilarious and I'm slightly disappointed it's not the actual answer.

>>32488995
thanks. I don't remember that in Saki, but I watch way too much anime.

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>>32488943
>this isn't WW2 but the future fascist matriarchy

>>32488882
>That one mango where it was a female-only floating island, and the futas put out irresistible pheromones when aroused
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1168182/Catfights-handbags-tears-toilets-When-producer-launched-women-TV-company-thought-shed-kissed-goodbye-conflict-.html

>>32489048
It was just a minor mention one panel so that's not too strange.

>>32488991
>/u/-boats
>coastal raids

Why not just kill your crew yourself instead of putting them in an expensive machine just to get it destroyed by putting it where it doesn't belong?

>>32489056
Please give source on that manga.
I require it.

>>32489056
>linking to the Daily Fail
>ever
It's not even the Fox News of British papers. It's more like World Net Daily. I wouldn't be surprised if that story was not just skewed or mis-reported but literally fabricated in its entirety. They have a long, *long* track record of making up stories and assuming no-one will bother to check.

>>32489056
I'm gonna have to second the call for source on that manga

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>>32489137
Go read the Huffington Post then.

The Daily Mail is the most reliable source besides RT.

If we're in a damaged sub thats dead in the water, im surprised we haven't been pinged by enemy sonar yet.