>>33399865
>[ ] Visit the Detective Agency.
We can send runners to set up a meet. Maybe visit Peter later.

>>33399865
>>[ ] Gotta let the Young X-Men know about the meet.

bring Rogue with us too. get the whole vampire thing settled

>>33399865
>wake up
>HMQ is running


makes me glad to be a Murican

>>33399865
>[ ] Visit the Detective Agency.
cash money

>>33399865
>>[ ] Gotta let the Young X-Men know about the meet.
>>[ ] Or the Corsairs.
>>[ ] You should meet up with Peter.
Text YXM and Corsairs, call Peter and meet up with him

>>33399900
Seconded

>>33399865
>[ ] Visit the Detective Agency.
then
>[ ] Gotta let the Young X-Men know about the meet.

>>33399900
This.

>>33399865
>[ ] Visit the Detective Agency.

>>33399865
>[ ] Visit the Detective Agency.
>[ ] write in: get new clothes for yourself and maybe rogue if the others haven't done that.
>[ ] Gotta let the Young X-Men know about the meet.

>>33399865
>[ ] Visit the Detective Agency.
>[ ] You should meet up with Peter.
>[ ] Gotta let the Young X-Men know about the meet.

>>33399865
>[ ] Visit the Detective Agency.

>>33399900
This

>>33399865
>[ ] Gotta let the Young X-Men know about the meet.
And then get them to tell the corsairs.
Then:
>[ ] Visit the Detective Agency.
Then:
>[ ] You should meet up with Peter.

And maybe grab a bite to eat when we can.

>we still have $0.00
God damn it JJ get your shit together

>>33400050
Seriously. You think he'd pick up a damn quarter off the ground or something

>>33400209
Seriously, we've talked about how much loose change he should've been able to find.

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>>33400209
>>33400245

why would something nice happen?

>[X] Visit the Detective Agency.
>[X] Runners.

Well, your world may have expanded its borders to encompass a bunch of awkward hangers-on, but next on the agenda is looking out for numero uno.

“Hey, Lucas? You mind letting the Young X-Men know about all this?” You pause, and add: “Maybe take Kevin with you. You can tell them we sorted out their vampire problem, too.”

“Guess so.” He shrugs. “Ain’t got anything else to do. Where’re you headed?”

You really, really feel like you should have said something cooler here – like, “I’ve got a case to crack” or something – but you just respond that you’re off to sort out some job issues. You part ways, making your way up north. On the way, you notice a subtle shift in the language of the city; people are grouped tighter, as if closing up in defence. The low, urban hum that hangs over the streets has a cornered, savage edge to it. You guess the explosion from last night has people a little riled up.

You make good time, arriving at the doorstep to the Agency at 12:15. When you push the buzzer it’s the Blonde Phantom herself that answers, and you find yourself – Laura too – hurried up the stairs while she apologizes repeatedly for the events of last night. The main office is empty save for a girl you don’t recognize – some thin, heavily goth’d-up Asian chick that the Phantom quickly introduces as another intern (they seem to have a lot of those). She appears to be staring intently at a letter laid out on the floor.

“Want something to drink?” The Phantom asks over her shoulder, striding elegantly over to the desk beside the window.

>[ ] Sure.
>[ ] Nah.
>[ ] So, you’re getting paid, right?
>[ ] You kinda wanna know what’ll happen to the Soames.
>[ ] Write in.

>>33400281
JJ could be like Ronnie, thinking his pain is punishment for some karma like benefit to others.

>>33400311
>>[ ] Sure.

we could use a drink

>>33400311
>[ ] Sure.

>>33400311
>[ ] So, you’re getting paid, right?
>[ ] You kinda wanna know what’ll happen to the Soames.

>>33400321
>every shirt we touch is turned into a hoodie

>>33400311
>>[ ] Nah.

>[ ] You kinda wanna know what’ll happen to the Soames.

>>33400349
He does eat lots of McDonalds.

>>33400311
>Sure
>[ ] So, you’re getting paid, right?
>[ ] You kinda wanna know what’ll happen to the Soames.

>>33400311
>[ ] Sure.
>[ ] You kinda wanna know what’ll happen to the Soames.
Lets avoid talking about payment for now, there's such a thing as hazard pay, the case was solved.

>33400311
>[ ] You kinda wanna know what’ll happen to the Soames.
>[ ] Sure.

>>33400311
>[ ] Sure.
>[ ] So, you’re getting paid, right?
>[ ] You kinda wanna know what’ll happen to the Soames.

>[ ] Write in.
Look at the letter.

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>post YFW our pay for the Soames Job is $60

>>33400311
>[ ] Sure.
>[ ] You kinda wanna know what’ll happen to the Soames.

>>33400511
fuck if that's the case we could make more buying an old Keyboard and playing on a street corner.

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>>33400516
Agreed.

>>33400511

>>33400552
I actually kinda wanna do that now

>>33400311
>>[ ] Sure.
>>[ ] You kinda wanna know what’ll happen to the Soames.

>>33400349
>Laura is OUR M-Dude

>>33400311
>>[ ] Sure.

>>[ ] So, you’re getting paid, right?

>>I got shot in the chest with a shotgun

>>33400568
With Creeper's guys on the look out for is? No.

>>33400586

I imagine either a talking, burning house or a zombified Joyce is JJ's M-Dude.

>>33400620
We could dress up with a mask and shit, get some lasers and shit make it a show

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You think we'll ever meet She Hulk?

>[X] Sure.
>[X] You kinda wanna know what’ll happen to the Soames.

“Yeah, sure, uh… thanks.” You nudge Laura slightly. “You want something?”

She shakes her head.

“Nico. Coffee.”

In the adjoining room, you hear the younger girl heave herself up, grumbling under her breath. Man, you love having Superman ears.

While the Phantom roots around with the surely unnecessary number of draws under her desk (wait. Did that last one have a monkey’s paw in it? And were two of the fingers retracted?), you find yourself doing little else but standing around awkwardly, flinching occasionally when it seems like the Phantom’s attempts to sort through her desk might disturb one of the towering pillars of paperwork that litter the room. Eventually, you find yourself pretty much about to implode with nervousness if you don’t break the silence, and you reach out for the most obvious subject.

“So, uh…” You lick your lips tentatively. “The Soames. What’ll happen with them?”

“Worried for the kid?” Her laugh is like the pitter-patter of water over stone. “Remy is discussing their options with them. Frankly, we either procure a surreptitious instructor for their daughter, or provide them the means to leave the country in a discreet manner. Or they could register her, I suppose, but…”

She sighs, and wenches open a particular draw that seems almost fused shut with disuse. You smell green.

“…I’m sure you understand how attractive a prospect that is.”

Withdrawing a stack (literally, glorious, teetering stack) of notes, she thumbs through them, eventually slicing a few off the top.

“One thousand dollars exact.” She smiles sweetly. “I figured I’d plump up the numbers a little, what with all the trouble.”

>[ ] Holy $hit that’s more money than you’ve actually seen in like three years.
>[ ] Not enough, babe, you got shot over this.
>[ ] Write in.

>>33400714
>>[ ] Holy $hit that’s more money than you’ve actually seen in like three years.

"Thank you kindly."

>freak out internally

>>33400714
>>[ ] Holy $hit that’s more money than you’ve actually seen in like three years.

>>33400714
[x]Thank you

>>33400714
>>[x] Holy $hit that’s more money than you’ve actually seen in like three years.

Getting shot once in a while ain't that bad

>>33400714
>[x] Holy $hit that’s more money than you’ve actually seen in like three years.
>[x] I'll be honest, I was half expecting you to hand me a 20

>>33400766
This

>>33400766
Seconded, but say 60.

>>33400714
>[x]Thank you,have any other interesting cases popped up?

>>33400714
>[ ] Holy $hit that’s more money than you’ve actually seen in like three years.
That feel when people were worried about cash and we just made more doing this job then we've ever gotten.

we buy real people food and then some clothes for Rogue. and then we send Laura and Lucas straight home with the money. IT IS NOT GETTING STOLEN FROM US!

>>33400714
>[ ] Holy $hit that’s more money than you’ve actually seen in like three years.

>>33400797
>give us your money
>HAHAHAHAHA
>zap zap time

>>33400714
>>[ ] Holy $hit that’s more money than you’ve actually seen in like three years.
>>[ ] I totally expected you to pay me like $60.00

>>33400797
could we atleast stop by Walmart and buy a "nice" change of clothes?

>>33400810
NYC is crazy superpowered people mecca and JJ is not bulletproof. Take no chances anon

>>33400797
Lucas left to go talk to the Young X-men. We need to invest in a few things. Phones for everyone, decent clothes for everyone, and so on.

>>33400797
Send Laura home? What home? I don't think Laura even has a home, or a family other then the Facility, and she doesn't want to go back there

>>33400841
the tunnel we crash in you silly billy

>>33400841
They meant the abandoned subway where we sleep.

>>33400852
Oh, for a second you were suggesting we send them off with train tickers or some shit, my bad. I'm tired

>>33400841
He means where we live
>>33400826
>>33400837
This, we all need some nice things for once, and then we can get an apartment sometime soon

>>33400766
I'd rather not say the later.

>>33400714
>>[ ] Not enough, babe, you got shot over this.
Holy shit please more.

>>33400714
>>[ ] Holy $hit that’s more money than you’ve actually seen in like three years.

>>33400714
>[ ] Holy $hit that’s more money than you’ve actually seen in like three years.

>>33400738
>This forever

>>33400874
rent in NYC is like $800 for a sweatbox. not including heating, electricity,water, renter's insurance, the security deposit,etc.

>>33400874
>get an apartment
Have you ever rented anything in your life?

>>33400954
Alright soon might have been a bit optimistic, but at some point

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>>33400714
>>[ ] Not enough, babe, you got shot over this.
Dammit guys.

Getting shot by your own client and them trying to get away with your murder by disposing the body is worth at least 3,000 dollars.

>>33399865
What did the 5 messages from the Technopath say? Not reallly important just wanted to know.

>>33400826
Fuck it, toiletries, amenities, groceries, clothes, and new phones. We have super strength, flight and invisibility; we can strap that shit to us and go back to the hide out undetected

>[X] Holy $hit that’s more money than you’ve actually seen in like three years.

You think you hear trumpets and party-poppers somewhere in the middle distance. That’s not just you, right?

It takes you a moment to accept that this is a real thing and it’s actually happening to you. As the reality of the situation sinks in, you find yourself almost fighting it, glancing worriedly over your shoulder, a little bit irrationally afraid that Miss Intern is about to blackjack you upside your head and you’ll wake up and it was all a dream. A painful, wonderful, extremely green dream.

Instead she just hands you your coffee. You take a sip. Tastes like… rainbows and butterflies.

“T-thanks.” Taking the cash, you slide your fingers across the weathered, paper texture, affirming its place in physical reality. You’re not sure what else to say, really.

>[ ] $$$ Ask $$$ after $$$ any $$$ other $$$ cases.
>[ ] Leave.
>{ ] Write in.

>>33401018
Kinda wanna know as well

>>33401029
>>[ ] Leave.

>>33401029
>[x] $$$ Ask $$$ after $$$ any $$$ other $$$ cases.
Dolla dolla bills, y'all

>>33401029
>[ ] $$$ Ask $$$ after $$$ any $$$ other $$$ cases.

>>33401029
>>[ ] Leave.
We have mutants to protect.

And maybe clean clothes and deodorant.

But mostly mutant brotherhood.

>>33400874
Anon, you need like...a credit history, a deposit if you don't, first month's rent up front, and that's IF they let you into the shitty studio apartment to an unregistered mutie

>>33401029
>[ ] $$$ Ask $$$ after $$$ any $$$ other $$$ cases.

>>33401029
>Ask after any other cases
>Tell her to warn the other mutants in the agency...that Jack is made from mutants.

>>33401018
>Unhook me!
>Pls unhook me!
>UNHOOK ME!
>UNHOOK ME U SON OF A BITCH!1!!!1
>I'm sorry I came on too strong in my last message. I just really don't want to be here anymore. I was 2 days away from retirement from my paper route and I just wanted to spend the summer riding my bike, which I christened the "Live 4 Ever". So... could you unhook me?

>>33401029
>[x] $$$ Ask $$$ after $$$ any $$$ other $$$ cases.

>>33401029
>[ ] $$$ Ask $$$ after $$$ any $$$ other $$$ cases.
>[ ] Let her in on the Jack conspiracy

>>33401029
>[ ] $$$ Ask $$$ after $$$ any $$$ other $$$ cases.
Or at least state well be by in a day or two to ask on others.
>[ ] Leave.

Shit to do, places to go. Laura tried talking to us at all yet or is she still avoiding our eyes?

>>33401029
>>[ ] Leave.

tempting as more $$$ is. we got a lot of shit on our plate atm. What with the LOOMING GANG WAR FOR THE SURVIVAL OF THE EXCLUSION ZONE MUTANTS

>>33401075
The ones were wearing still have a shotgun hole in them.

>>33401029
remember to ask if they're gonna turn astrovik in or hire him if they find him

>>33401092
>>33401115
Fucking this! Coordinate with these niggahs too, they're all mutants, and they have a right to know what sugar and spices Jack is made of

>>33401145
Seconded

>>33401029
>>[ ] $$$ Ask $$$ after $$$ any $$$ other $$$ cases.
>>[ ] Tell them about you know about Jack

We should totally get a motorhome at somepoint. Then HMQ turns into MHMQ. MotorHome Mutant Quest

>>33401194
>get invisibility 5
>we now have invisible motor home

>>33401194
We should get some real people clothes.

>>33401286
Seconded. Some for Rogue, too.

>>33401286
Thirded

>>33401247
You know, JJ probably knows a chopshop in a rival turf where he could get a repainted motorhome of dubious origin with fake plates.

Cops pull up? Invis 5

>>33401415
If not, listen at tabbycat.

>>33401415
>it went away
>better fuck off and forget about it
no

>>33401447
Yeah the vanishing motor home is not suspicious at all.

>>33401447
How you gonna chase an invisible car?
Not to mention cops probably don't want to get caught dealing with supes.

Hide some money in a shoe or something, we are getting robed in 30 seconds. Go to trift store and get some clothes. Grab some food on the way. (we need to EAT).
See if we can get any tools we can work with, some Sewing kit (Tread, needles, exc).
Maybe some metal shears and some Sheets/blankets. We need shitton of cheap sheets blankets for bandages/warmth/paching clothes (because we will sit them up again), and making improvised ropes/stuff (just in case we ever need that).

>>33401480
What's more suspicious is how we've somehow found parking in New York City.

>>33401507
How do you drive an invisible motorhome in new york? do you want die?

>>33401507
Yeah then the fucking mutant hunters come.

>>33401415
>cops pull up to a suspicious motor home
>it suddenly disappears


I doubt the cops will just fuck off when that happens.

>>33401527
>ZING.jpg

>>33401512
We need towels for bath.
Could also get a proper tent.

>>33401415
Car + invis 5 seems nice. Maybe we can get a trailer home?
Can we invis a trailer(buss? Exc, ideas please)? Because its an apartment+car, and kinda cheap.

>>33401527
Good point

>>33401589
>every car ever slams into us because they cant see us

>>33401589
>implying JJ just won't pick it up over his head and carry it when they need to move

>[X] $$$ Ask $$$ after $$$ any $$$ other $$$ cases.

Pocketing your cash money (you’ll guard that motherfucking pocket with your life, goddamn), you cast an eager eye over the mountains of apparently unsorted folders and stray papers.

“Anything else you might need me for?” You ask, your brain bustling with little cartoon dollars.

A small, wry smile spreads out under the Phantom’s mask.

“Well now, aren’t you eager to please?” Yes, yep, guilty as charged. In the forefront of your brain, a hundred thousand Washingtons wink out at you from their papery windows. The detective clears her throat, slipping down into her seat, and crosses her legs. You’re pretty sure the temperature just rose very slightly. “As a matter of fact, there was a case I had somewhat earmarked for you. It’s… big… but it might be near impossible to pull off without your powers.”

Easing back against her seat, she gestures toward the adjoining room, where Intern no.02 is scrutinizing that letter once again, now with the help of the world’s most overly-elaborate magnifying glass.

“That’s a letter from a certain Mr. Kamar. We have no idea who he is, but he has money, and he’s willing to dole it out in… appreciable… quantities in return for confirmation on exactly which crime families are currently vying over the territory of Queens stretching South of here.”

That sounds… heavy. But it could be convenient, too, in a way.

“Two days from now, the combatants are set to meet at the White Rose Gala, likely in a private room. I’d like to put you in there.”

>[ ] How dangerous would this be, 1-10?
>[ ] Sounds good, gotta get that cash money.
>[ ] What’s up with the magnifying glass?
>[ ] Are you sure this ‘Kamar’ guy can be trusted?
>[ ] Write in.

>>33401569
Ether trailer(car bonus), or military tent. They are bigger, and generally cheaper.
We have str, so we don't really need working trailer, we can just pull it, or something. Maybe we can get one from scrapyard, and fix it later on.

>>33401632
>implying we live long enough to move.

>>33401640
>>[ ] How dangerous would this be, 1-10?

>>33401640
>>[ ] How dangerous would this be, 1-10?
>[ ] What’s up with the magnifying glass?
>[ ] Are you sure this ‘Kamar’ guy can be trusted?

>>33401640
>[ ] Sounds good, gotta get that cash money
Money money money

>>33401640
>>[ ] How dangerous would this be, 1-10?
>[ ] What’s up with the magnifying glass?
>[ ] Are you sure this ‘Kamar’ guy can be trusted?

>>33401640
>[ ] Sounds good, gotta get that cash money.
>[ ] What’s up with the magnifying glass?


>[ ] Write in.
Tell her Jack is PEOPLE!

>>33401640
>[ ] How dangerous would this be, 1-10?
>[ ] What’s up with the magnifying glass?

>>33401640
>[ ] How dangerous would this be, 1-10?
>[ ] What’s up with the magnifying glass?
>[ ] Are you sure this ‘Kamar’ guy can be trusted?

>>33401640
>>[ ] How dangerous would this be, 1-10?
>>[ ] What’s up with the magnifying glass?
>>[ ] Are you sure this ‘Kamar’ guy can be trusted?

>>33401640
>[ ] How dangerous would this be, 1-10?
>[ ] How dangerous would this be, 1-10?

What info he exactly needs? Big names, small names, Drug traders, reketers, what?
Each type of business is handled by different people.

>>33401640
>[ ] Sounds good, gotta get that cash money.
>[ ] What’s up with the magnifying glass?

>>33401640
Oh shit yeah this >>33401696

>>33401696
No.

Wait until the meeting of the muties.

>>33401640
>[ ] How dangerous would this be, 1-10?
>[ ] What’s up with the magnifying glass?
>[ ] Are you sure this ‘Kamar’ guy can be trusted?

>>33401640
"I think the question is which of them aren't."

Seriously, we should tell her about the Jack trade.

>>33401640
>[ ] Write in.
>Tell her Jack is PEOPLE!
Seriously, give her the low down on that, Chat works here and potentially more mutants, something we should at least make them aware of.

>>33401696
No, mutants first.

We can ask her if Kalmar is involved in drug trade, and see what she knows on it.

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>>33401696
We should tell this guy too at some point.

So when we inevitably fuck up somebody with talent can handle it.

>>33401740
It's not a secret. Are you worried The Blonde Phantom is going to tell the other muties before we do?

She doesn't know any of them.

>>33401640
>>33401696

we should probably warn as many people about the Jack

>>33401736
If we tell her that we'd be revealing that JJ was involved with the events of last night.

>>33401640
>[ ] How dangerous would this be, 1-10?
>[ ] What’s up with the magnifying glass?
>[ ] Are you sure this ‘Kamar’ guy can be trusted?
>[ ] Yo bitch, Soylent Gre--I mean Jack is peoples

>>33401789
Ask what she knows first. We might fuck ourselves over. NEWER TRUST PEOPLE WEARING MASKS.
Don't trust anyone who get you shoot too.

>>33401728
She literally just explained.

He wants to know everyone who is in that meeting the families have arranged in that room.

>>33401740
>>33401792
Niggahs, they Blonde Detective Agency are all muties too. Just fucking invite them, if you're scurred

>>33401833
Hold on, if we had echolocation couldn't we see her face because of the sound bouncing off the back of the mask?

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>>33401740
>>33401792
The fuck? Do you think that if we tell her that we can't tell the other mutants? It's not mutually exclusive.

>>33401827
Yes, and?

>>33401792
They are mutants.

>>33401884
No, but mutants, before humans.
They might sell the info to wrong people.
Gotta keep shit under wraps.

>>33401915
We don't know that.
Well if we do (?), then why not.

>>33401870
What her face looks like is irrelevant when we have her scent. We could track her anywhere in this city if we wanted to.

>>33401927
...are you retarded? They ARE mutants, fuck.

>>33401870
I want echolocation just for better bounce shots and more bonuses to sensing things

>>33401927
She wouldn't sell out crazy dream girl to mutant control, she also employs mutants that have a right to know.

>>33401946
We at least know Remy (given his attitude toward that one case) and Peter's girlfriend are mutants, and if they are willing to help an illegal mutant find a trainer or something then they are likely pretty sympathetic to mutant causes

>>33401946
>>33401927
Holy shit you people are stupid. We do know they are mutants. It's common courtesy to read the fucking archives before joining a quest.

>They might sell the info to wrong people.
Who the fuck is "the wrong people"? JJ wants EVERYONE to know.

>[X] How dangerous would this be, 1-10?
>[X] What’s up with the magnifying glass?
>[X] Are you sure this ‘Kamar’ guy can be trusted?

“Okay…” You think. “How dangerous would be, exactly?”

The Phantom smiles very vaguely, seeming to appreciate your caution.

“That depends. How competent are you?” Her smile broadens out somewhat, before she switches to a less playful tone. “I would assume that, were you to be caught, you’d be killed. Or at least hurt very badly. You would not, of course, be alone. Remy has secured a set of tickets to the gala itself. He’ll be nearby if worst comes to worst, but Mr. Kamar’s instructions are very explicit. He wants us to ensure that nobody knows we’re there.”

Yeah. That worries you a little, too. How do you know this ‘Kamar’ guy isn’t one of the other big players trying to edge in? How do you know it’s not Creeper?

“And you’re sure this guy can be trusted?”

She shrugs in return.

“That’s rarely guaranteed in this line of work. We have done similar jobs for him before, however.”

“And the magnifying glass?”

She smirks.

“Nico is checking for traces of supernatural manipulation. We don’t need to know everything about our clients, but it is frustrating to be completely in the dark.”

“Supernatural manipulation?” You furrow your brow. That sounds kinda… spooky. “Like mutant powers?”

“Like…” She chuckles quietly, as if you’ve tripped up over some small joke privy only to her “…supernatural manipulation.”

Okay.

>[ ] Take the case.
>[ ] Don’t take the case.
>[ ] Write in.

>>33402036
>Take the case
also jack is people

>>33402036
>>[ ] Don’t take the case.
>>[ ] Write in.
let her know about the Jack

>>33402036
>[ ] Take the case.

>>33402036
>>[ ] Take the case.

Gotta get fucking paid. Cash rules everything around me

>>33401889
I'd rather wait until after we get are second job. it's something that would direct the conversation away from that.

>>33402036
>[ ] Take the case.

>[ ] Write in.
Smell the paper then tell her Jack is PEOPLE!

>>33402036
>Take the case.

>>33402036

>[ ] Take the case.

Because we already pissed off the bigest crime lords, we got nothing to loose.

>>33402036
>[ ] Take the case.
We will need the info eventually anyway.


>>33402024
Tell mafia/drug makers the jacks secret ingredient.
That can be obtained from our body.
Sure guys, lets tell everybody!

>>33402036
>[ ] Take the case.
>[ ] Write in.
"Masks are for pooosssiieess"

>>33402105
>Smell the paper then tell her Jack is PEOPLE!
This. We might be able to get some info out of it.

>>33402036
>Take the case

>>33402036
Take the case.

>>33402036
>Take down a fucking demon
>Still a skeptic

>>33402036
>[ ] Take the case.

Soly- I mean, JACK is People!

>>33402036
>Take the case, we've done some spooky stuff before.
>Tell her about muggas being turned into Jack.

>>33402131
its incubated in people, not made from people.

>>33402036
Heatscan/smell the paper

>>33402036
>[ ] Write in.
Ok. I'm gonna have to ask about that stuff sometimes. I had a run in with a thing that claimed to be a demon one time and I'll be damned if they weren't convincing.

>33402036

> Take the case

Also, with our case we need to buy camping supplies like foam mattresses and tents and sleeping bags and all that bollocks, warmer clothes for everyone, definitely a small generator. Anything that can make our subway home more comfy and homely

>>33402105

> smell the paper

also say 'you know, I fought and banished a demon once"

>>33402254
Fought it a strong word, more like out shitty lifed it

>>33402131
>Tell mafia/drug makers the jacks secret ingredient
JJ know that it's made form people, do you think JJ could make Jack. Just because you know one of the ingredients doesn't mean you can reproduce it.

Also, Blonde Phantom is a FUCKING super hero that goes out of her way to help mutants. Next are you going to start saying that we shouldn't tell Peter Parker because we can't trust him?

>>33402296
Never trust a journalist.
Or a kid.

>>33402036
"Like the wing of Beleth?"

>>33402353
sure

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>>33402353
YES, we should say this!

>>33402329
We can trust Parker. He came to help break us out of the facility before everything went to pot.

And thanks to him and Chat we've gotten a big payday to help keep us and ours in food and clothes for a while.

He and Chat are mutants too, so is this Remy guy as we've surmised by context statements about him not getting involved in the Justice case.

Mugga's gotta be kept informed.

>[X] Take the case.

Well… you guess this is fortuitous, really. You already wanted to know who exactly it is and how they're cramping in on Creeper’s game, and this is as good an opportunity as any to find out. You might actually get paid to do some good, too.

“I’ll do it.” You decide aloud.

“Wonderful!” The Phantom does that thing again, the thing where she totally looks and sounds like The Emperor from Star Wars for a second, and quickly jots something down on a bit of paper from her printer. “Here.” She passes the note to you. “Relevant addresses, as well as Remy’s number. You two should probably get to know each other or something, seeing as you’ll be working together on this one.”

“Thanks.” Seriously, thanks.

You stow the piece of paper away and, stepping around ‘Nico’, head towards the door. Suddenly, a thought strikes you.

>SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE Y/N
>[ ] YES
>[ ] NO

>>33402409
>>[ ] YES

>>33402409
>[ ] NO

lets build up support one at a time.

>>33402409
>[ ] YES

>>33402409
>>SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE Y/N
>>[ ] YES

What's Soylent Green?

>>33402409
>[ ] YES

>>33402409
>[ ] YES
also this
>>33402353

>>33402409
No, this shit needs to be it's own thing, not a 'by the way' off-hand comment.

>>33402409
Y

>>33402409
No tell remy he can tell the rest.

>>33402467
People

>>33402409
>[ ] YES

>>33402409
>SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE Y/N
>[ ] YES
> Tell her about the demon at the orphanage.

>>33400714
Aww shit I missed this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8

>>33402409
>>[ ] YES

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>>33402409
>[ ] YES

>>33402461
>What's Soylent Green?
Pic related.

>>33402473
Why not?
Why in god's good earth would you not tell a friend of justice about serious and possibly related injustice?
Especially when it could end up effecting them?

>>33402461
Soylen Green is people

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>>33402409
>[ ] YES

>>33402461

>>33402510
WOP IT OUT

>>33402473
Who said anything about it being a by the way comment.

Go full in depth on that shit, just warn her not to tell anyone until tomorrow, that way we can make sure enough people know that no one can be a traced as a source.

>>33402409
>YES

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>>33402409
Should we mention the Wing of Beleth. We finally found someone that knows about the paranormal.

Also smell the paper.

>>33402461
People.

>>33402409
>It be people muggas

>>33402571
This, someone who will actually believe us when we say we saw a demon

>>33402526
I just feel that the timing isn't right. Get some more concrete evidence, get some better context, that sort of thing. Those are my personal reasons; I do not condemn the decision.

>>33402571
YES

>>33402571
yep

>>33402571
The answer is yes to both of those things.

JJ has been looking for someone that will believe him about the demon. And, not smelling the paper would be dumb.

>>33402571
I'd rather talk about this than the Jack=mutants.

>>33402571
>>33402597
Let's wait on that one, we don't want to seem completely insane, I'd rather wait till we get a little bit more confirmation in the know.

>>33402571
Seconded

>>33402571
She might think we are crazy.
Would reduce our chances for $$$

Welp, that seems like a big

>YES

I'll be back shortly with a post. Gotta pop across the road.

>>33402461
>Soylent Green

Is a reference to an old science fiction story and film about a dystopian future full of unrest and discord where a near totalitarian government provides the one foodstuff for what's left of civilization, the supposedly synthesized Soylent Green.

However, as the protagonist eventually uncovers...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IKVj4l5GU4

>>33402409
>YES

>>33402640
Why did you tell him you faggot?

Wait I thought the demon said it was but a single feather on the wing of Beleth.

>>33402618
>>33402637
>think we are crazy
That chick is an actual witch. She's definitely believes demons are real. All I'm saying is JJ mentions he ran into something (possibly a mutant) that called itself the Wing of Beleth.

>>33402654
Why not? I do believe that falls under the purview of being excellent to one another. And by this point enough of us have pointed and laughed at him for something that is rapidly falling out of the collected consciousness as younger people get into the assorted nerd hobbies.

I find his ignorance less funny and more worrisome that the classics and the touchstones are being lost.

>>33402707
I don't think we know that she's a witch, I was thinking per JJ's perspective.

>>33402709
Part of the reason we were laughing is because it was a question that could have been easily answered by a simple google search.

If he was asking about something that was obscure or difficult to research sure I'd tell him. But if you type in Soylent Green you'll have your answer after 30 seconds of reading.

>>33402707
it was a single feather a minor demon at best,Beleth is a Demon King who has eighty-five legions under his command

>>33402709

He could take the 5 seconds to copy and paste Soylent Green into Google.

>>33402774
>Soylent Green
>>33402790
Sad thing it I did, but when I was reading it, I was under the notion it was some sort of paste or Marvel thing I was not aware of

>>33402777
I know about Beleth. and the demon we fought was not a medium rank demon. Not a demon king but not cannon fodder either.

JJ always adds the "possibly a mutant" because not everyone believes in demons and he doesn't want to look crazy. In the Marvel universe a mutant calling itself the Wing of Beleth is more believable to the average person than an actual demon.

>>33402909
>the demon we fought was not a medium rank demon
I meant
>the demon we fought WAS a medium rank demon.

The wing of Beleth is a medium rank demon.

>[X] YES

You stop by the door, biting your lip. Tell her? Don’t? The people she’s employing have a right to know, don’t they?

Eventually, you come to a decision, and turn around the face her.

“By the way, Jack is Soylent Green.”

All assembled parties (Laura included) shoot you a quizzical stare.

Damn. Dammit, JJ, you goofster. You wish you could just bury yourself under the moon and then throw yourself into the sun and let yourself cook.

“I mean…” Urgh. “…Jack is people. Mutants. It's made out of 'em. Just thought you’d like to know.”

The Phantom’s brow rises under her mask, stretching it to its limits. Nico turns toward you, staring disbelievingly.

“Whoa, what? Seriously?”

You nod.

“You have proof?” Asks the Phantom, almost as though delivering a quick, meditated jab.

No. No, of course you don’t.

“I will soon.” You tell her, and, possibly, yourself. “I just thought some of your people should know about it.”

She nods her head slowly.

“Get proof. Show me it.”

You tell her you will, and make your way out into the cold. Your stomach rumbles very slightly, but you barely register it, your every nerve focused on the unfamiliar weight of the money sitting in your pocket.

>Present Time: 12:40
>Current Funds: $1,000
>Hunger Level: 5

>[ ] Go home.
>[ ] Contact Peter.
>[ ] Go shopping [insert items].
>[ ] Write in.

>>33402964
>>[ ] Contact Peter.
>>[ ] Go shopping [insert items].
new clothing for the gang, new shoes, canned food, water, etc

>>33402964
>[ ] Contact Peter.
>[ ] Go shopping [insert items].
two hoodies ( a spare just in case), some clothes for Rogue, maybe Laura can pick something out, and some decent people food.
>[ ] Go home.

>[ ] Contact Peter.
>[ ] Go shopping [insert items].

Clothes for JJ and rogue.

>>33402964
>[ ] Go shopping [insert items].
Knives of any kind

>>33402964
>[x] Go home.
Pick up some KFC or some other greasy shit. Whoo hoo we got paid!
We still haven't checked the message from our tecnopathic friend (may he RIP in peace), right? check those on the way.

>>33402964
>>[ ] Contact Peter.
>>[ ] Go shopping [insert items].
Clothes, food, supplies, fuel, etc

>>33402964
>[ ] Contact Peter, ask about shaping public opinion on Jack with this new info.

>[] Go Shopping, we need knives. Buy, like, 10 pocket knives. We can throw them at people.

>>33402964
Man, JJ spills spaghetti like no other.

>[ ] Contact Peter.
>[ ] Go shopping [insert items].
Lots of clothes, surplus of food and water, let Laura pick out other stuff

>>33402964
>>[ ] Go shopping [insert items].
Buy an ounce of gold.

>>33402964
>[ ] Contact Peter.
>[ ] Go shopping [insert items].
Cloths. miscellaneous hobo shit. Some cheep throwing knives.

>[ ] Write in.
Read those 5 texts from UNKNOWN

we need a camera to photograph the atrocities

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So how do we go about getting proof of Jack is people?

that building is 6 kinds of gone

>>33402964
second >>33403069

>>33403013
>two hoodies ( a spare just in case)
We already have a spare hoodie. It's back at home base right now.

>>33403075
>>33403047
>Implying mutants can buy knives of any sort
We're gonna have to make shanks guys.

>>33402964
>>[ ] Contact Peter.
>[ ] Go shopping [food, clothes, phones, utensils, blankets, a couple blow up mattresses, pillows, gas for our stove, knives].

>>33403101
They have to be getting more jack from somewhere.

Which means they have to have another facility...

Alternatively, we could hunt down the Creeper and have him testify.

Get some food, get some cloths (a set for us, and two for rouge, laura will have to decide on that). Then head back before meeting peter.

>>33402964
shoppable items: Tent, Towels, Camera to get proof of jack operations, food, clothes, sleeping bags

>>33403065
why not just beat up a dealer and get a hand gun, we don't have to kill people with it just bust some kneecaps.

>>33403097
we could easily get a disposable but pictures of crimes against humanity would attract unwanted attention.

Maybe Pete has a camera and photo lab? I assume he did briefly try to sell spidey pics before settling into IT department.

Urich could probably hook us up too

>>33403123
With our strength we could bend and break rail steel into a knife

>>33403101
Well, we know the Russians are in on it, so our best is probably to keep our ear on crime and finish that case with Remy to pick up some sensitive info

>>33403123
We aren't in Australia.

>>33403163
Unless you got a silencer for that thing and a way to buy more ammo without raising a bunch of flags, I'm gonna say no.

>>33403123
People don't need background checks to get knives in America, at least not kitchen knives

>>33403176
No, we're in nazi Germany, and we're the Jew.

>>33403118
you can never have too many spares

>>33403174
>>33403134
Another decent lead is trying to find the guy that gave Rogue the jack she freaked out on.

>>33403189
Laura can pass as human.

>>33403186
People don't get missiles shot at them for crossing a state border in America.

>>33403189
Shit, I'm sure there's plenty of laws that mutants can't be anywhere in any public place of business. If we can manage to purchase shit without arousing suspicion, we can likely purchase knives

>>33403123
1. we have built in shanks already
2. we have super strength, we don't really need weapons

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>>33403154
Screws,nails, needles or even butterfly paperclips (to use with Geointuitive vision, like rocks but better), tea/syrup to supplement our diet, an old keyboard to keep us and our people entertained since we don't have TV.

>>33403206
Well, not here either!

...unless you consider mutants people or something

>>33403123
>implying they can't
Knives are pretty fucking essential for cooking and eating in western world

>>33403216
I'm thinking people are going for shit we can throw, which with bullseye vision, knives aren't a bad idea.

>>33403238
There's a fuckton of broken windows in the Scar, right?

Wrap some glass shards in cloth.

>>33403253
I still want to make a giant bow and hunt dragons

>>33402964
>[ ] Contact Peter.
>[ ] Go shopping clothes, foods, survival stuff.
Why buy knives? We have claws and can throw anything with deadly accuracy.

>>33403238
Office Depot Ninja?

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>>33403253
so now we're too good for rocks?!?

>>33403285
No, but hell having kitchen knives around would be handy for cooking anyway

>>33402964
Shoping. Sheets, blankets, food, utensils (GET metal cups, not only they are durable, and multi purpose(boil water, cook food ib, e x), we can electric punch wit them. Great non letal knockout weapon. That's why Mugging is calledmugging).
Also lots of cheap clothes, and more sheets. We can use them for bandages/ropes/clothing paches.
Sewing kit, if we don't have one . (tread, needles exc).

>>33401644
Look into getting a tent or trailer/car(cheep trash one).

>33402964
>[ ] Contact Peter.
>[ ] Go shopping [clothing for JJ and any of the gang who need it, food, waters, tooth paste and brushes for everyone, voice recorder for are spying later and anything we'd need later].
[ ] grab something to eat with Laura.

>>33403282
Gentlemen, we have our Hero name.

we should go to a knife shop and buy some expensive knock off ninja shit.

>>33403285

No. It's just that it's a bit of a rocky relationship.

>>33403253
We can throw at super strength 3, we could probably kill a man by chucking a newspaper at him.

>>33403326
That pun was just stone cold

>>33403285
Rocks are nice and all, but knives are easier to carry around than an effective killing rock/brick. Having your weapon on you is always better than having look around to find one.

>>33403364
We can find and make rocks to throw. Anywhere with cement, in fact. We're strong enough to do that.

>>33403364
so now we want to kill people?

Why don't we stop by a hardware store and pick up some ball bearings if we want shit to throw?

Oh, and grab a superball from one of those 25 cent machines. We should be able to have fun with that and bullseye vision.

>>33403402
fine, incapacitate from long distance.

>>33402964
>[ ] Go shopping [clothes, food, water, cheap utensils (cups, knives, forks, spoons), towels, sheets, sleeping bags, a tent, a hair clip for Laura, a coloring book or some trashy teen novel for Layla, a sewing kit, toothpaste/tooth brushes, voice recorder/camera (smart phone with cheap ass prepaid data plan?)]

>>33403336
I think you're over estimating super strength 3.
>>33403402
No, I want a ranged weapon we can use against people shooting at us. Or fucking anyone trying to kill us honestly.

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>>33403364
Bolts, needles, pens and even fucking paperclips are easier to carry. Maybe they won't do as much raw damage, though.

I really, really like the paperclip idea. You can use it to conduct electricity, lock picks with one, make a hook or something.

>>33402964
Order all the dragon dildos we can.
Mail them to Creeper.

>>33403439
Did I get everything guys? I pretty much compiled everyone's suggestions

>>33403306
Also look to salvage some big ass nails(ext good thrown projectiles), pipes, wiring/rope like stuff (wiring preferred), electrical tape, metal sheets (trash can lids, exc).
Duct tape, and super glue.
Also some gasoline (because gasoline(molotovs, emergency fuel, fire starting (harder to trace, if brought week before the fire started)). Overall great plan B, unless we phobia roll.

We need to get some weapons/escape routes going.

maybe get some rope, and pipes for rope ladder. Rope ladder is always good to have. (can use sheets for that).

Get a hobo cart.

>>33403443
we can pick a car and chuck it at people. You're underestimating strength 3

>>33403402
It was a thing we have avoided doing, for the most part.

>>33403443
Several tons of strength limit seems enough to throw most things at lethal or disabling levels.

>>33403455
We are not bullseye, we do not possess the "Kill people with paper clips" power, did you just join us today?

>>33403455
paper clips don't have enough mass to really hurt someone unless we go for kill shots.

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I just realized geointuitive vision lets us judge distance and angles with perfect accuracy. We could totally use it to figure out what size clothes everyone wears.

We could probably pic out a bra that fits Rogue faster that she could.

Please buy some hygiene accessories. Particularly a clothes washing bin and appropriate soap.

>>33403498
We actually do. Geometric vision, we're the homeless Bullseye.

>>33403508
We have soap, it's just shitty

>>33403455
Manhole cower for shield, and a bag of rocks (ge ta bag(s). Paperclips are cool too.

>>33403528
Yes, but ours is not as good as bullseye, we've already been told this.

Like three fucking times now.

>>33403537
Then buy good soap. And a tub.

>>33403118
No, we are wearing the shredded remains of the spare. Lost the first one nomming on Marrow, second one met a shotgun.

>>33403508
We have bunch of soap already.
>>33403556
We have a tub already.

When at home, give some christmas monies to our crew. 25$ or something.

why does everyone want to go for full hobo, we could go to Walmart and buy a family pack of steak knifes for 20 bucks, plus rope, clothes and anything else we can think of.

>>33403586
15$, and a bucket of chicken.
Check if we can get a trailer first tho.

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>>33403505
I love new uses for old powers.

>>33403563
and also hole in the back from the coppers

>>33403554
And? We might not be as accurate (which is what geometric vision affects, accuracy) but we're strong enough to hurl a straightened paper clip like a throwing needle. Might not hit tiny targets, but a headshot on a person is likely.

>>33403616
Because we are hobo.

We should tho.

Walmart away!

>>33403616
Also paperclips. Because they are cooler than rocks, and we can conceal them in our clothing.
also cheap.

>>33403657
we are trying to work our way out of that though, we need to look somewhat professional.

>>33403616
We are hobo though. We don't need knives, rope is always good though (for others or for home utilities). But cheap, bulk stores are a good idea.

>>33403505
Brilliant

This was more fun when there wasn't a million anons saying "this is what we need to do to win forever" through the entire thread

>>33403699
Trift store then.
No buying expensive clothes. We ruin them each 2 days or so.

>>33403554
Bullseye technically doesn't have super powers, he's just really good at fucking killing people with pinpoint accuracy. If JJ, with all his powers can't match a smuck in costume then that's retarded

>>33403705
Welcome to /tg/

>>33403644
I don't give a shit how hard you throw a paper clip.

You will not kill anyone with it unless you break the sound barrier a few times.

>>33403705
That's what phasebros were like and they existed since first x-point

>>33403697
paper clips are shit weapons, hair pins make better lock picks

>>33403705
I'm sorry anon, but that's how /tg/ is. Ain't gonna change anytime soon

>>33403726
No.

welcome to summer.

>>33403732

Fair enough, raw damage is really limited by the mass of the object.

An earlier anon suggested ball bearings, and I think he was on the right track. With our strength and that weight we should be able to crush a few bones from a distance, I think.

>>33403505
GENIUS

>>33403756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjRVW_hxfvo