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Once upon a time, I was a simple shreep-tender, student and apprentice to the wizard Adan, but that was long ago, before I found myself entangled in demon-raised chaos and fled my home and master.

LEGOGASM TIEM!!!

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On the far side of the vaults of the Empire of the Dragon spread the Great Southern Wastes, and here the great witch Juliana ruled until she was slain - murdered by the coven of witches that set the Crow-People upon me, scoured the Wastes for me, and locked me in their time-haunted tower by the sea. They meant to induct me into their fold, and it was there where I learned I have no true name, but for me to join them seemingly meant the death of one of their own!

Such a ritual disturbed a great many of them, and before my eyes my unwanted escort slew another of her kind, winnowing their ranks even further! So heated was their fray that none noticed when the crow-woman Vill and my loyal shreep rescued me, save for the scuttlepede Skednan, and it was quickly brought to bear and used to carry us from the witches' awful encampment.

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Thus it was that lost in the far edge of the Wastes, in the company of Vill and the shieldwork Benjamin, we came upon the Frog-Men, end of their race and a creation of the dead witch Juliana, now lost and sad without purpose or kin. They pledged hospitality in this fierce land out of their own kindness, and took us then to the island where Juliana made her lodge, but none would approach for they feared a curse was settled upon it.

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A dread feeling washes inside my breast as the isle nears, for the moon is cut now by clouds and the wet sand ahead seems to groan with irritation at my trespass.

Well does the warning of the Frog-Men's leader echo in my mind - this is cursed ground.

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The building, whatever it was, has been reduced to a few blackened timbers collapsing against one another, and already the brackish waters of the Wastes have begun to reclaim it, though nothing grows on the island itself and the nearest life is a sickly dying weed a stone's throw from the grounds.

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Suddenly, a throbbing in my temple and a strange tug at the edge of my perception sends me to near-panic, for some fell magic now gathers! The black longsword, prize pulled from the depths of the Dragon Empire's vaults, I hold aloft as if a talisman to ward away the power I feel charging the very air itself!

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I have only a moment to turn and react as the stagnant water begins to churn and roil, and then-

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- a ghastly figure rises, bound together only by some awful force, and turns in midair, gazing down upon me!

"WHOOOOooooOO... WHO DISTUuuuRBS MyyyY GRAaaaAVE?"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, Apprentice!

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Equipment check:
One black longsword (faintly enchanted)
One shield of the Empire of the Dragon

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Spells:
*Witchlight: Summon a glow to light your way in darkness

*Hand of Flame: Summon fire from your hand

*Unseeing: Turn one thing or person temporarily invisible

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Magical Abilities:
*Second Sight: See invisible entrances (and possibly other things)

Rolled 6

>>33526743
Fuck yeah Lego!

Rolled 12

>>33526743
Be honest with Juliana.

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>>33526796

>>33526828
>>33526796
Aww, the dice gods missed you, LQ.

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>>33526796

Steeling myself, I proclaim my sorrow at the trespass, and tell the corpse of Juliana that I too have found myself ensnared by Shala and her coven, and while the spectral terror does rage, it calms and holds one arm aloft at me, then gestures to a tiny sandbar and collapses!

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"Myyyyy waaaand... They did not fiiiiiiind it..... hidden.... there...."

"The only thing... that can stop Elin..."

I know not the name, but the gesture is plain enough, for there is only one speck of land to which she could point, not twenty paces from where the corpse now crashes to the ground-

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- and collapses into dust that quickly dissolutes to nothingness!

What will you do now, Apprentice?

>>33527250
Attempt resurrection, if only to get one last word from her.

I didn't know there was a LEGO one of these. I like LEGO. I used to make a webcomic out of LEGO. I do the art (with LEGO) for a forum adventure on ms paint adventures. I never thought I'd see such a thing on /tg/. Where have you been all my life.

>>33527270
He's just been here, hanging.

Check out the archive, LQ has a wealth of stories there, as well as the first few parts of Apprentice Quest.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Lego%20Quest

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>>33527270
>I never thought I'd see such a thing on /tg/. Where have you been all my life.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=lego%20quest
Here's the archive where most of the previous episodes are, but if you want to read it in condensed form, here's the wiki:

http://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/Lego_Quest_Wiki

>>33527250
Go get the wand!

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>>33527268

Before I can do anything, the last remnants blow away in the breeze, when shuddering movements in the shadows catch my eye!

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They creep forward in halting, stilted motion, and my mind reels in terror at their presence, for they are somehow riding the corpses of men as a man rides a horse!

One of them stretches its head forth and the stinger-thing upon its glistening snout twitches in the air, scenting me!

"Mmmmmmmmmhumannnnnn!" they begin to whine, as the rest begin, adding their sickening pitches to the drone!

>>33527631
SLAM EM! Aim for the head gubbins.

>>33527631
That's terrifying holy shit. At least bugs burn easy, right?

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Rolled 3

I cannot think, so terrible the sound, and a story of Adan finds itself caught in my mind, that should I die these things will wear my body as I would wear a coat!

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, Apprentice! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the email field.

Rolled 6

>>33527693
Flame on.

Rolled 11

>>33527693
Flaming sword?

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>>33527790

The shield tumbles from my hand as I thrust a gesture forth, but wearied as I am, I can produce only a flash of flame that serves to give the hideous flesh-riders pause!

But then-

>>33527955
But then??

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>>33528061
>>33527955

- the black longsword bursts to life, and a surge of heat singes my hair as flames lick from its pitted blade!

>>33528113
I never realized how beat up that sword is.

>>33528135
It looks like it's melting holy shit.

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Rolled 8

One of them squeals, although I cannot say whether it is voice or the sound of its brain boiling, for its malformed skull quickly pops open, showering the still water with its sickly shell. Heedless, the others twitch and gig their grim hosts forward, needle-probes twitching in hunger!

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, Apprentice!

Rolled 4

>>33528173
RAMPAGE!

Rolled 4

>>33528173
Swing in a sweeping arc and light them all aflame!

>>33526638
This is a great photo.

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Rolled 10

>>33528215
>>33528286

Whether the iron grip it places upon my wrist is intentional strategy or just a convenient perch on its way to my head I do not know, but so great is its grasp that I nearly drop the flaming sword!

With horror I draw my head back, watching as the gleaming needle sways and flexes in front of me!

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, Apprentice!

>>33528317
Thanks! I really like how the water turned out.

Rolled 6

>>33528413
Supercharge the fire and ward it away!

Rolled 5

>>33528413
Become invisible, then cast witchlight to distract the flesh-riders.

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>>33528435
>>33528478

Like a whip the stinger flexes and extends sharply, and I gasp in surprise as the black longsword escapes my grip and extinguishes itself as I crawl backward away from its needle!

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Rolled 11

"MMMMMMMmmMMMhumannnnnNNNNNnnn!" they whine as they stumble forward toward me!

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, Apprentice!

Rolled 4

>>33528653
Shield frisbee.

Rolled 2

>>33528653
Bludgeon with the shield

>these rolls

I really hope something saves us.

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>>33528664
>>33528685

My hand gropes for the shield, but too late, for the flesh-riders descend upon me, and one of them roots out the wound beneath my tunic, still raw and scabbed, and spears it open, drawing an insensate shriek from my throat as another grazes my cheek, troughing a weal of blood in its wake!

>>33528716
>I really hope something saves us.
Roll it.

Rolled 9

>>33528820
To the rescue!

Rolled 7

>>33528820
Pull a deus ex machina out of our ass and get the fuck out of there.

>>33528820
L-lewd...

Rolled 12

>>33528820
Rolling to avoid early end.

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>>33528829

A moment before my consciousness is snuffed out, I hear a commotion at the edge of the universe, and at my side falls one of the flesh-riders...

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... and an angry durring...

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... and when I finally awake...

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... it is a friendly face I see.

>>33529098
Fuck yeah shreep

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What will you do now, Apprentice?

>>33529119
Get the sword, get the wand, and get heck away from here.

>>33529119
Hug the shreep

Technical difficulties, please stand by.

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In the meantime, here's something I made for /toy/.

Almost back to normal.

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>>33529384

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Rolled 6

Those flesh-riders are great, LQ. I don't know how exactly you imagine them, but I think they're independent organisms who just happen to have the ability to insert most of their body mass into their victims and viciously take control.

Have a fan interpretation.

>>33529564
That's pretty much exactly how I imagine them!

>>33529564
Interesting use of a housefly.

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>>33529194

Heedless to the smell, I bury my face in the woolly coat of my shreep and inhale deeply, enraptured by the nostalgia of my simpler life, and the odor is my only comfort in this grim place.

>>33529594
Heh, it was already lying there when I sat down to take pictures.

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Too soon it is gone, and the empty still air draws a bead of sweat that runs stinging down the raking scrape along my face.

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My shreep gallops joyfully behind be, following as a newborn does its mother as we cross the narrow shallows to the sandbar...

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... but my second sight, that once showed me the invisible passage in the dungeons beneath Adan's tower, is now useless, for I can perceive no hidden wand, nor any mystic emanation at all!

What now?

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>See notification on Twitter
>tfw not sure about feels

>>33529763
Take note of this, remember location, then head to our allies. We need some healing time right now, and maybe it's also why our Second Sight's not up to snuff at the moment.

>>33529819
You're working your way up the community radar, LQ. Good on ya.

>>33529763
Dig anyways, it might be unpowered or broken in some way we can fix.

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Frustrated, delirious with blood stolen by the flesh-riders, I stab at the sandy ground, but to no avail, and a cry of rage is almost at my throat before my shreep gives a snort-

>>33529881
Only took four years of quests on /tg/ to do it.

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- and begins to dig furiously at the silt!

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Within a moment the flurry of sand rains down and ceases, and my shreep holds within her mouth a gleaming wand of solid ruby, unadorned in any way, and yet obviously priceless, a tool of the last Great Age or earlier still!

What will you do now, Apprentice?

>>33530199
Be happy! Then worry because we might die from bloodloss.

>>33530199
Leave, probably while riding on shreep.

>>33530199
Claim it! And give the shreep a pat on the head.

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I pluck the wand from my shreep's willing mouth, and gaze into it, fascinated by the swirl of constellations that plays out beneath its surface, when a voice awakens me from the trance!

"There you are!" Vill squawks, and when she sees the wand and hears the tale of what has happened, she is awed, for I hold now the wand of the witch Juliana, who once ruled the all of the Great Southern Wastes, and with it some slim chance that I may stand against the coven and Elin, whomever that comes to be.

"The Frog-Men tell of a town some ways from here, though the ruin they haunt is closer yet, and they have bade us come and rest with them, and sharpen our swords."

What will you do now, Apprentice?

>>33530487
Go to the ruins I guess.

>>33530487
Try to create some new frog-women with our new wand if we come across some frogs.

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"We must always be on our guard," says the lamed one, the leader, whose name I know not, for none of them have introduced themselves. "Many are the terrors of the Wastes, and all manner of wicked things do lurk in this province."

>>33530579
>Try to create some new frog-women with our new wand if we come across some frogs.
Roll it.

Rolled 10

>>33530709
Seven get

Rolled 5

>>33530709

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A thought swells to mind, and I bid our troupe to stop, for while the Frog-Men look on curiously, I have remembered a promise I mean to keep.

"What-" the leader begins to ask, as I raise the ruby wand and concentrate my will upon it...

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"Gods of old!" one of the Frog-Men exclaims, and the others merely gape for a long minute, as the newly-risen woman stares with curious interest at the world she now perceives!

"It is a miracle," the leader proclaims, but such effort has drained me fully, and the wound in my navel shrieks with anger at the strain, and never can I imagine how Juliana brought forth an entire race of these, so taxed am I!

>>33531062
We shall name her Frogette!

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And so I sag, against the rough wool of my shreep, and bask in the hope that I have brought to this fallen people, whom now pledge their blades to my safe conduct.

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Hoo doggie! Things got a little scary with those flesh-riders! Good thing you had the power of friendship!

I'd love to keep going, but I have to go to work tomorrow (now today). I hope everybody had fun!

>>33531178
Good thing it faded to black, I saw the looks they were giving that frog girl.

>>33531223
Goodnight LQ, you motivate me to stay up longer then I should.

Did you just have a mucked up sword piece you wanted to use or did you scratch it for the quest?

>>33531268
No, those are genuine childhood teethmarks!

>>33531223
Thanks for the thread.

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>>33531322
Thanks for playing, anon! I love running this game, but it's more fun with players!

I might have time to put the flesh-riders on the wiki tomorrow.

In other news, if you don't already follow me on Twitter, you can get a tweet whenever a new episode starts: @EndmanOfFuturon

This was great again.

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http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Lego%20Quest

Most episodes are archived here if you want to get caught up or re-read old stuff!

Bump

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>>33529881
I guess the moral of the story is that if you keep at something long enough, eventually some guy from Reddit turns up and shows you to all his friends.

In other news, if you missed it, there's now a timeline of canon events in the universe of Spaceman of Futuron up on the wiki:

http://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/Lego_Quest_Wiki

>>33531062
>>33531167
I hope we come back to find you've made them more than one woman.

Bumping

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>>33535865
>I hope we come back to find you've made them more than one woman.

Might be hard to do - I only have one Swamp Creature minifig!

http://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/Flesh-riders

I wrote up the entry for flesh-riders, and included the picture that anon made >>33529564

because it's awesome!

Coming onto /tg/ and entering a LegoQuest thread is like coming home and sitting down infront of a warm fire after a long time out in the rain.

>>33541105
Aww... thanks, anon!

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OK, all done with wiki updates...

http://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Characters

>151 character pages
>that isn't even all the named characters

Wow, I still remember the day when I decided to do the first one of these on a whim.

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I guess I can post this.

>>33545362
Are you gonna update it with specific rules on dealing with entire species (ie. Crow-men, Flesh-riders)? Or do they fall under regular ally/mook rules?

..Wait, is a half-human species counted as a mook or a beast?

>>33540883
Thanks LQ! It's really cool to see it on the page.

Speaking of fan content, I don't think I've seen a wiki page for the alpamas that /toy/ bred.

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>>33546395
>Speaking of fan content, I don't think I've seen a wiki page for the alpamas that /toy/ bred.
I was sort of waiting until the alpalma herder got a name, but I can put them on now!

>>33545805
>Are you gonna update it with specific rules on dealing with entire species (ie. Crow-men, Flesh-riders)? Or do they fall under regular ally/mook rules?
I should probably give the races with special powers a writeup, now that you mention it.

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>You just earned the "Designer" badge Awarded for adding 250 pictures to articles!

These useless Wikia awards always make me smile. The alpama page is up:

http://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/Alpamas

>>33548333
>They make a constant "mememe" drone, which can be maddening when they gather in large groups.
It's fantastic.