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Asmodeus smiles and hands you a plate with eggs, bacon, beans, half a tomato, toast, and a nice cuppa. You take a pleasant sip of the hot tea and start in on the bacon and eggs. Or you try to, these fucking sticks, how do they eat with them? "maybe if I sort of twist it like this?' You ask spinning the chopstick and spearing an egg with both hands. "No, this isn't right. There has to be a logical reason to how these work. Just let me think." You say staring at the food.

Asmodeus sighs and hands you a spoon after you spend several minutes trying to make chopsticks work proper. You are overjoyed by the helpful utensil and dig in. The taste is overwhelming and it takes all your control not to fall in a drooling mess on the floor totally a slave to her hot bacon in your mouth and warm tea dribbling down your chin. It’s a nice breakfast, what do you want from me.

You hear some sounds from upstairs and a few moments later Shiba runs down the stairs pressing a blanket to her front. You see a Cicada shell in her hair and she looks at you both like she has seen a ghost. Which, I mean, she has technically. “Risa, oh god. Did we-? I mean, all of us?” She asks.

“Well-“ You start. Hold on, we might be able to make her think you did and have her be awkward, or we could say we have no idea and ask what and make her fear for her life. “Seems a bit dishonest.” You mumble. Well aren’t you less than 90 degrees, 2.71828, 3.141592? Your choice boss lady.


[] No idea, you lot went upstairs while Azzy and I played Jenga.
[] You don’t remember
[] Probably lewd
[] Other, please specify

Sorry for the delay, decided to give blood plasma and it made me a little woozy. Questions, concerns, comments, accusations about obscene-fin, etc for the first little bit while I grab a shower as normal. May be a break mid thread to buy alcohol if I feel up for it.

Intro post:
>pastebin.com/mzS6YN7P

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>>33991756
>you remain in second release, and approach
Yeah... Let's turn that off.

>>33991872
>[x] You don’t remember
>[x] Probably lewd, tho

>>33991872
>[] You don’t remember
>[] Probably lewd

turn off 2nd release

>>33991872
[] You don’t remember
[] Probably lewd
[] Other, please specify
Turn off second release.

>>33991877
Unfortunately, we might be overwhelmed by Asmodeus's aura, but since that would just be momentary overcomfort, I guess maybe we should?

>>33991872
I will echo the rest of these people:

>>33991948
>>33992010
>>33992031

Must turn off that second release. Fluffy tails are nice, but so is slowing down the approach of Old Risa.

Would the Fenrir been susceptible to the peanut butter trick?

>>33991872
>[x] Other, please specify
"I think it was the peanutbutter trick"

>>33992033
Like you guys noticed we needed our angelic aura to even approach her, right?

Pretty sure that's one of them context clues that means it might not be a great idea to panic at this point in time.

>>33991872
>[] You don’t remember
>[] Probably lewd

>>33992156
Grace isn't a second-release exclusive thing. I dunno if it's not good enough unless we're in 2ndR, but it's not like we're completely grace-less in base form.

>>33991872
"Considering Sin-Fin and I were involved, it was probably just weird stuff that could be interpreted as lewd by your perverted mind."

>>33992033
>>33992156
Shiba seems to be doing fine. Sin-Fin and Jager came to Azzy's club unreleased and didn't get too messed up by stuff.

>>33992230
It isn't?

I know our god powers, such as they are, aren't limited by form, but I thought Grace Manifestation was 2nd only.

>>33992325
Laughter Wavelength is the base Grace power, and that's a core thing. GM is an improvement to that.

>>33992283
I'm not sure if Shiba is the best example since she's perma released, but I concede your point.

Seeing as Azzy is our friend, any problems shouldn't extend beyond momentary hilarity.

>>33991872
>[x] Other, please specify
"You have a cicada in your hair."

>>33992389
It's just a shell, which means she HAD a Cicada in her hair.

Important distinction.

>>33992104
Lewdfic where?

>>33992498

Does this mean that she is going to be laying eggs soon? Do we get to be the Cool Aunt?

>>33992554
Maybe? Depending on just how hard Azzy managed to zap us, one of them might actually be pregnant. Shapeshifting is awesome. Oh, and Sin-Fin has all those memory clone things which are separate entities from her and might have managed to make weird stuff happen.

Okay, that was an uncomfortable thing but I am back.

Writing now

>>33992796
Drinking alcohol after giving blood doesn't seem like a good idea, since you have less blood to dilute the alcohol in.

>>33992796
You shouldn't push yourself on our account.

I know we're too slow for your liking, but waiting is fine if you've got other stuff going on. And if you don't as well.

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“I don’t totally remember.” You confess.

“Think hard.” She says her expression reflecting only worry.

You cross your arms and your eyes, then you make a thinking sound. That doesn’t seem enough so you cross your legs too and you furrow your brows as you grumble louder. You give in to the voices in your head, and with a slight sigh your second release bleeds off leaving you in your first with torn up shirts, pants, and a pretty cool hollow mask. You boil the mask away and then seem struck by inspiration. “I remember now. There was jam.” You say sagely.

“And?” Shiba asks.

“Peanut butter.” You continue dragging it out.

“We just made sandwiches right? And they got on our clothes?” Shiba asks.

“You said you wanted to see if a peanut butter trick would work, and I remember tasting something weird. Then you saying something like you never had a hollow bird before, and something about Ryoko wanting it not to end?” You ask. “Yeah, that sounds right.”

“Oh no. Oh god no.” Shiba says paling slightly. “That’s- Okay look it was.” She tries to find the right words but is unable to.

Finally you give her a thumbs up. “It’s okay, I am pretty sure I had fun. Got to say, you are a lot cooler than I expected. Not sure exactly what all went down, but if we had a laugh what does it matter? These eggs are fantastic, where did you get them?”

“Do you really want to know?” Azzy replies calmly.
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You decide you don’t as Shiba leaves. You continue eating your breakfast and tilt your head. You hear Jager let out a yelp of surprise from upstairs as well as Ryoko saying something mumbled in reply. Jager lets out more sounds then the sound of a slap is heard.

Jager storms down the stairs in a huff with cheeks tinted with red. She is half dressed and holding the remains of her outfit the night before against her. She looks at you both, narrows her gaze, then leaps over the passed out scrubs around you. A few moments after Ryoko walks down with a large red handprint on her face. “Sup.” She lazily offers as greeting before sitting down and getting food.

You finish your meal then…

[] Go see Sin-Fin, she is the only one not seen today
[] Go check on Jager, she seemed mad
[] Mendel laser
[] Other, please specify
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>>33992946
>>33993057
No, it's fine. Just having a hard time getting into the rhythm of posting from personal stuff and my word processor decided it didn't much like me there for a moment.

Going to press on but I may be a little slower than usual

>>33993118
Check on Sin-Fin, she might get scared if no ones around when she wakes up.

>>33993118
Heh. I suspect this is going to be an... unusual episode.
Fun.
>[] Go check on Jager, she seemed mad

>>33993118
>[x] Go see Sin-Fin, she is the only one not seen today

>>33993118
>[] Go check on Jager, she seemed mad

>>33993118
>[] Go check on Jager, she seemed mad

>>33993144
I am ok with you being slower then usual, I'm probably not going to be able to post much myself until about 3 hours from now when I get locked out of what I'm doing.

>>33993118
>[] Go check on Jager, she seemed mad

And we need to make sure our eggs which are on her aren't destroyed.

Or do we carry the eggs?

Jager it is.

>>33993118
Yo, Azure. I just wanted to that the last 7 days of bingeing on the your Quest are the archives and the pastebin stuff have been the most fun period of autism and obsession I've had yet. Even when half or your gargantuan 800 post threads sometimes devolved into shitstorms, meta posts, and people screaming at you, you kept a cool head and always came up with something to keep the quest fun. You're the funniest QM I've ever read, and your bait switch pranks, absurdist style, and non sequiturs kept me laughing through nearly 168 hours of neurotic cramming. Thanks for running this quest. I'm honored to finally be able take part in it.

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>>33993426

Welcome to the fold.

>>33993426
Welcome to the club.
Try to keep the paranoia at bay.

>>33993426
Holy crap, I didn't realize I had a twin. We must use our creepy twins powers.

>>33993144
Well thank you for pushing on and don't worry about the speed.

Your quality to speed ratio is already really good, and when it comes to quests, we're really patient.

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Jager seemed mad, we should probably take care of that. You leave Ryoko in the expert hands of Asmodeus, who is still living the dream of no pants, and make your way into Jager’s room. You rap on the door and poke your head in to see Jager has already changed into something more comfortable. “You’re upset.” You note.

“Generally people wait for the person on the other side of the door to say come in before they enter.” Jager grumps like a grumpy grump.

“You were mad. People don’t answer doors when they’re mad. Doors have an evolutionary fear against mad. Is it because of the sleeping together?” You ask.

“No. Risa, I promise, I’m not mad because we were sleeping together.” She angrily says with anger waves.

“You seem mad.” You continue. “Was it because I kept licking your abs with tail tongues? Because I won’t apologize for that.” That was weird.

“That was weird.” Told you. “Look, Ryoko just needs to learn some self control is all.” She explains. “It wasn’t you.”

“Want me to box her ears in? I can do that.” You say shadowboxing.

Jager shakes her head. “No, thanks for checking up on me though. Why did you turn off your second release? You seemed pretty happy in it and I kind of miss the tails.”

“Oh, just because…

[] I wanted a change of pace. No sense making her worry
[] Because my old oneness was about to replace me in time in something horrible. You like being worried over
[] Other, please specify

>>33993724
>[] Because my old oneness was about to replace me in time in something horrible. You like being worried over

we don't lie to Jagerbombs, unless we do

>>33993724
>[] Because my old oneness was about to replace me in time in something horrible. You like being worried over

The Fallen will be helping me keep my god-rocks from getting unruly with each other. Aren't they nice?

>>33993724
>old one parts are trying to stage a retro active coup de tat. Then I would have always been an old one monster outside of time even when it wouldn't have made sense, and ruin would fall upon the world and hurt everything I selfishly care about...but it would probably piss off Akira and his Möbius Bear Boss, but I generally like existing. If I stopped existing then I couldn't trace the contours of your abs with fingers growing from my face.

>>33993724
>[] Because my old oneness was about to replace me in time in something horrible. You like being worried over
Waiting for a >She can't handle the truth!

>>33993724
[] Because my old oneness was about to replace me in time in something horrible. You like being worried over

>>33993724
I don't think we should tell her the full truth, maybe just make it seem not quite as bad as it is?

>>33993724
>[] Because my old oneness was about to replace me in time in something horrible. You like being worried over

>>33993724
>[x] Because my old oneness was about to replace me in time in something horrible. You like being worried over

might need a final destination vote here guys

>>33993997
It wouldn't be such a hard vote if people didn't keep pushing keeping secrets.
We haven't kept secrets since we invaded soul society. Unless you count worst scrub. At least we haven't kept them very well.

>>33994094
We've kept secrets. The Gabriel thing, Natsuki being Fallen, and... That's it.

Also weren't we just told that Jager is much more broken than she looks?

>>33994301
You're right about Natsuki, but Gabriel is more of a we just didn't mention it sort of thing.

>>33994301
>Jager is much more broken than she looks
Shouldn't effect this. I suppose she might get worried about it but it won't hurt her.

>>33994349
I think we told Sin-fin about Gabriel. Or was that Azzy?

>>33994376
Yes on both. Sin-Fin we were having a discussion about if we could trust God, and Azzy we were telling that her leg probably hurt because of an arch angel stationed nearbyish.

>>33994376
Sin-Fin was more or less just indirect yet obvious hinting.

>>33994374
I don't know, we're getting Lovecraftian here, which means general sense of futility and doom, rampant sanity loss, and pervasive racism.

>>33994498
We already got those first two taken care of at least.

>>33994498
The last one is especially relevant, Jager is German and we all know how far those people take racism.

...filthy Krauts

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>>33994540
>>33994498
>>33994542
Maybe if we throw a few of these around as well we unlock new old one stuff.

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“My old one parts are trying to stage a retroactive coup d'état against me so that they will have always been the only Risa.” You say, no sense in lying to the Jager-bombs.

She is silent and for a few moments. She crosses her arms and tilts her head after thinking about it. “What exactly does that mean?”

“Not too sure. Basically, my old one me will erase the fact Risa ‘Princess Fluffybutt’ Schrodinger ever existed and in her place there will be Risa ‘Old one with a chip on her shoulder’ Schrodinger. She will undo all I have done and replace it with the will of her. Likely most won’t even remember me since time stuff. Then when she is killed she will dream on the edge of the universe. I powered down my second release because my old oneness was feeding into her and making her stronger.” You explain

“That’s bad.” Jager notes.

“I rather think so.” You agree.

“Isn’t there anyway to stop it?” She asks. “Hey, that is pretty serious right? What if we got rid of your old one parts? Couldn’t we do that?”

“Even if we could I would refuse. The power is mine, I’ll never let it go.” You say frankly.

“That’s stupid! Risa if those things are hurting you then you have to at least consider getting rid of them!” She points out.

“Never.” You say without option because seriously, like blood in the water when it comes to powers. “I need it. It’s mine and no one can take it from me never ever.”

“Why won’t you even consider it?” Jager asks growing somewhat irritable.

“Because Jager it will make me weak. I need to be strong and my old oneness is the parts that make me really strong.” You say also getting somewhat cross.

“You can find other things! Why risk something so dangerous! If the option is there then consider it!” She points out.

“Groovy idea, here’s a better one. I keep the old one parts, and eat the stuff anyway.” You say.
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“Why are you so stubborn!?” Jager growls.

“Why don’t you understand my power need, you robot person!” You shout

Jager narrows her gaze. “Why don’t you understand how worried I am, you collateral damage magnet!”

“Lusty britches!”

“Who are you calling lusty tail slut!”

“Least I’m not a lusty prude!”

“At least I don’t have a stupid accent!”

You freeze at this and pull back. Your lower lip trembles while your eyes mist over. “My accent isn’t stupid.” You sit down with your knees against your chest and wrap your arms around your legs protectively. “It’s not stupid.”

Jager lets out a huff of annoyance and you hear her do some deep breathing exercises. After a moment in which you try not to cry then cry a lot you feel Jager’s warm hand on your head. “I went too far, sorry.”

“My accent ishn’t shtuped.” You say through snot.

“No, I was just mad you called me a lusty prude. You have a nice accent Risa.” Jager says before sitting next to you and gently rubbing your head. “I just want to help you, but anything I offer isn’t going to help. I was frustrated and I’m sorry.”

You take a sniff and nod. “You aren’t a robot person. Or a lusty britches.” You say. “I just can’t give it up okay? I can’t.”

“Okay.” Jager sighs lovingly stroking your head, her fingers dexterously weaving through the hairs on your scalp to massage your scalp. “We will find some other way of helping. Asmodeus got any ideas?”

“Dunno. She seems to know lots of stuff but doesn’t let on everything. She seems pretty detached if I’m being honest.” You say as you enjoy Jager’s company.

“We will think of something. Everything will be okay.” She promises.

She's good people.

[] Go ask Azzy about old one stuff, Jager made you a little amped up
[] Ask jager something
[] Go into the outside shrine part, see who is out and about
[] Other, please specify
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>>33994755
>[] Ask jager something
Do you wanna have a gay hollow wedding?

>[] Go ask Azzy about old one stuff, Jager made you a little amped up

>>33994755
Go see Natsuki and see if we can make an appointment to see Lucifer.

You are japkraut, and everything is going to be lulzy forever, also everyone that you know has an equally ridiculous and snowflakey name. Last time you decided to take your friends to a club which happened to be owned by She Who Thirsts. You had a fun time, there was an Hero, plus body shots, you question what a body shit, but you know they were there.

What was next on the agenda anyway? I suppose it would be trying to fiddle with the laser. I'm fully expecting Amaterasu or Susanoo to come get revenge for their brother by the way.

*what a body shot is

>>33994755
>strong
>>33994795
Seconding.

Also. I think Risa was raped at some point in life.

>>33994755
>>33994795
...it's been a while since I did a double take. Amusing.
Consider your vote backed.

>>33994884

1.) Old Risa is a cunt, what do about it?
2.) do about it
3.) git stronker
4.) muh short fin
5.) muh Jager
6.) muh best scrub
7.) tacos

>[] Go ask Azzy about old one stuff, Jager made you a little amped up

>>33994884
We never found out why he touched down anyway. Though if we had stopped to talk and ask I suppose befriending anons would have insisted we don't kill him after all.

>>33994755
[x] Other, please specify
Go ask Scarecrow God about what we can do about the Old One. He's a God of Knowledge, that should include forbidden knowledge of things beyond sanity which sail upon the black seas of infinity.

>>33994755
Lucifer is theoretically going through the same problems, so he'd know the most.

>>33994913
Yeah, I could see that on human Risa's bucket list

>>33994755
Asmodeus already told us the extent of her knowledge I'm pretty sure, I really don't see the point in bothering her.

Also we haven't seen Natsuki in forever.

>>33994913
I don't know if it has to be that on the nose.

I think it goes back to when we hollowfied and what we lost.

One day, we should switch clothes with Jagerbombs, regardless of how ill-fitting the outfits are for both respective parties

>>33994995
Oh, yeah, there's a point.

>>33994795
Pffahahah.

I'm going to vote for it, even if only as a joke.

>>33994795
I'm gonna unvote for this, because it'll go over poorly.

This isn't the time or place for jokes like that.

If anything, we should take advantage of the situation to get Jager to spill what her and Ryoko were scheming earlier.

>>33995715
Stick in the mud anon, where were you? Your pretentious dissent was missing for well over half an hour!

>>33995715
It's always the time and place for jokes like that

An orgy just (potentially) happened. It's arguably the perfect time.

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“Do you want to have a gay hollow wedding?” You ask as Jager comforts you.

“What? Don’t be silly Risa.” Jager answers.

“Technically not a no.” You say. You morph your mask back on and press the mouth of your mask to her fragment on her cheek. “Hollow kisses!” You shout before sonidoing off, probably missing her note that action was actually extraordinarily sweet.

You get up and go off to see Azzy and Ryoko as someone lets out a gasp of shock at the shinigami pile which likely extends out into the main building. The person picks over bodies and moves to the medical wing. You see Ryoko is tilting her head as Asmodeus bends over to remove something from the oven and you let out a huff. “Ryoko! She has a bum leg and you’re just going to sit there?”

“Yeah, she sure does have a bum alright.” Ryoko responds as Asmodeus pulls out the food she made which, ugh damn it that smells good.

“Okay, that was pretty good. You can resume being lazy while Asmodeus bends over and-“ She bent over. You both stare at her fine backside and tilt your heads in appreciation then shake it off and resume your lecture. “-let the guest of this place do all the work.”

“I don’t mind really, it’s fun to-“ Asmodeus starts but Ryoko interrupts her.

“Hey, I’m a guest too. In fact, you should be the one bending over and making stuff.” She says.

“My place? You’re joking right? I stole this place and have been squatting here since forever. My place is way nicer than this.” You lie so hard your pants nearly burst into flame.

“You mean your island where a rape god used to live and everything smells like oysters because sticky fog has literally soaked into all the wood?” Ryoko counters.

Damn it. “I am not here to mix words with you. Azzy, can you tell me anything about Old One me taking me over?” You ask.
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Ryoko spit out her drink. “Wait, what?”

“I already had a fight about this. Shush you.” You command.

“Hmm, not sure what I can really tell you more. Old ones don’t perceive time like people in this universe do so it can make weird things happen.” She explains. “Well, technically I should say space-time isn’t perceived the same since they are one in the same.”

“Don’t you astrophysics me! Little of anything I do makes any real physical sense!” You object.

“Eh? Just because humanity is too stupid to figure out how it makes sense doesn’t mean it doesn’t. Honestly Risa, if God is a watchmaker, and you think things run by magic, isn’t it just you aren’t bright enough to know what cogs are?” She wonders.

“Shut your face.” You grumble.

“Oh, it is no insult to you. Humanity is darling in their attempts at understanding the universe, but they are distressingly narrow minded. They burned people just for saying that everyone else was wrong. For a so called enlightened species it still has some growing to do.” Asmodeus clarifies.

“We are getting off topic. Can you…

[] Answer a particular question about old ones I have? (What question?)
[] Point me to someone who might know more?
[] Other, please specify
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>>33996010
>[] Answer a particular question about old ones I have? (What question?)
does the elder sign work?
>[] Point me to someone who might know more?

>>33996010
"So are all Old Ones enlightened and intelligent beyond comprehension... Well, beyond MY comprehension? Or are some of them just a bunch of blind jibberers operating off some eldritch instincts and dancing to the tune of the horrible piping?"

>>33996010
>[x] Point me to someone who might know more?

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>>33996066
What's that lame tree thing?

Everyone knows the Elder Sign is a star.

>>33996160
Derleth pls

>>33996066
>>33996160
Obviously the Elder Sign is a 5th dimensional glyph that is somehow both shapes at once.

>>33996256
Its dickbutt isn't it?

>>33996256
Seems legit.

>>33996010
>[X] Answer a particular question about old ones I have? (What question?)

Will Lucy-Goosy be suffering the effects of Old One corruption as well?

>>33996010
>Point me to someone who might know more?
"Also, do you have any hilarious footage of what happened last night?"

>>33996010
How could I lure a weak/scrub old one into this universe to eat?

>>33996511
seconding this

>>33996699
peanut butter?

>>33996699
You mean our eldritch self?

We can't eat ourselves.

>>33996776
autocannibalism is always an option, just not a good one.

>Risa takes nailbiting one step further

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"So are all Old Ones enlightened and intelligent beyond comprehension; well, beyond my comprehension? Any of them just a bunch of blind jibberers operating off some eldritch instincts and dancing to the tune of the horrible piping?" You ask.

“It is difficult to know. It isn’t as simple as a blind man knowing color. They operate off a totally different set of laws and principles which by their design is too alien to understand. Or lack of a design I suppose.” Azzy explains

“Lucy is dealing with similar old one issues, right?” You ask.

“Most likely. However I suspect he has some method to prevent it from getting too bad.” Asmodeus explains.

“So do you know anyone other than Lucifer who would know? What about Belphegor?” You wonder.

Asmodeus laughs, a pure crisp sound which is the sound of morning dew over a nuclear irradiated wasteland, refreshing you after you drank the blood of all you love to survive. It is the sound of the color of a star singing the death song of a planet and everyone on it giving one last orgy before dying. It is the sound of pain, and hate, and death, and you need it so badly. You hold yourself back from jumping her and you see Ryoko’s fingers are digging into your counter top.

Once she finishes you shake your head. “It sounded stupid once I said it out loud.” You point out

“Yes, it did. Lucifer would be your best bet, or maybe Mendel might know. Humans have dealt with their influence before though it tends to drive into irrevocable madness.” Asmodeus explains.
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“Alright, I will keep it in mind. Say, you got any video evidence of last night’s hilarity?” You ask.

“Video? No, my memory is generally good enough for any sort of debauchery I get into. Why?” She pulls out a freshly baked biscuit and takes a bite

“Oh no reason.” You say. Why wonder? The truth will never live up to your imagination.

Well seems we know who might know.

[] Talk to Natsuki about Lucy goosy
[] You have Mendel’s number. Call?
[] Other, please specify
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>>33997061
Luckily, we are already quite mad

>>33997133
>you have Mendel's # , call

>>33997133
>[x] Talk to Natsuki about Lucy goosy

Ironic that dealing with the devil is far more preferable that dealing with an asshat human scientist. I bet she doesn't even have tenure!

>>33997133
>[] Talk to Natsuki about Lucy goosy

I trust Luci more than mendel who might be Jager from the future

LAZER TIME BITCHES!

>>33997195
No, Mendel is a bear.

>>33997133
How about we check on Sin-Fin now?

Just to make sure she doesn't think everyone's abandoned her again.

>>33997133
>[] Talk to Natsuki about Lucy goosy
No good will come of Mendel.
We never benefit in any way from her involvement.
Lucifer is the more trustworthy option here.
Worrysome.

>>33997537
>>33997195
>>33997182
It sucks, because I agree with her general policy of "fuck the apocalypse" but she just keeps doing stuff.

>>33996160
>what you did there
>I see it
Star! Tree! Star! Tree!

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>>33998139
tree stars?

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“Time to talk to Natsuki about certain mutual acquaintances.” You say looking at Ryoko with suspicion.

“What? Am I the mutual acquaintance? Sensei, stop staring at me like that.” Ryoko says shifting uncomfortably.

Yeah, we are the best at secrets. “So azzy would you like to do something totally unrelated to Natsuki with me, wink wink?” You ask.

“Hm? Oh, that’s quite alright. It’s not that I hate her or anything, she and I just have issue seeing eye to eye at times.” Asmodeus explains. “Send her my love though, won’t you?”

“Sure.” You say waving.

“Is Asmodeus the mutual acquaintance? Sensei? Sensei?!” Ryoko calls after you but your secret book of secret plans is tightly held. It has a little lock on the cover. It has a picture of a fluffy cat on it. Someone painted it to your color scheme. Jager bought it for you and painted it. That’s a thing now.

You walk over the bodies of the shinigami and arrancar who are slowly regaining their senses, and find Natsuki in her room with a warm cup of tea in front of her. The woman looks up at you with her gentle smile and nods. “Ara? What a surprise. Hello Risa.”

“Hey Natsuki, or whatever angel name you got going on. Azzy sends her love.” You say grabbing a seat.

A difficult to read expression flashes over her features for a moment, but you couldn’t understand it in the time it was there. She pours you a cup of tea and hums lightly in though. “Did she? That was sweet of her.”

You sip your tea politely, even though it isn’t proper tea, and let her do her stuff. She sets the tea aside, brings out small snacks, and lets you soak in the atmosphere for a moment. Finally you feel you have been polite enough, and clear your throat to get her attention. “So, you think you could get me a meeting with Lucifer? I have some things I want to ask him, so I figured what with you being his follower and all you could get me the hook up.”
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“Ara, ara.” She places her fingertips gently on her cheek and holds her elbow with her other hand. “That is quite the request. You are putting me in a rather difficult position.” She sighs.

You sip your tea and stare at her as she continues to think on it. She finals folds her hands neatly in her lap and says “I am sorry, I don’t think I am comfortable helping you.”

“What? Why not then?” You ask.

“I am not under any obligation to tell you.” She replies calmly with her velvety smooth voice.

Darn it, if she wasn’t so polite I’d have cross words with her I would!
[] Maybe we aren’t friends/social linked enough. Make a fun conversation topic to get dem points (About what?)
[] Try and convince her (How?)
[] Ask about the thing between Azzy and her.
[] Other, please specify
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>>33998430
Have we tried calling out to him on our own? We use to run into him back in that forest. Not that we can with it being all taken over and whatnot.
I don't know, but I really hope none of you would vote for social link option.

>>33998430
>[] Other, please specify
"Can you pass a message to him then? Risa is just interested on some pointers on dealing with eldritch doppelganger attacks whilst dreaming."

Whisper it in her ear so we have an excuse to touch her cheeks (They have magic feelgood parts right?)

>>33998430
That's fine.

"So hey, would you prefer it if I got everyone relocated to Bardwah's Folly? I know you're staying here because Lucifer hired you to scare the angels away from my stu... friends, but I'm not sure if you actually like being here."

>>33998514
Why would we not vote for the social link thing?

That's only a problem if we're hoping to eat someone.

In this case, it's more a cool lady that we haven't hung out with enough.

>>33998588
If you like her character then go ahead, but it's stupid to think we can become friends with her by chatting. Again, this isn't a shitty RPG with dialogue trees.

>>33998430
>Other
Try the whole speak of the devil thing. Every mythos since ever has some kind of myth about being able to call upon the lucys attention.

>>33998430
>[] Maybe we aren’t friends/social linked enough. Make a fun conversation topic to get dem points (About what?)

won't hurt to try

>>33998778
Eh, I don't really intend to become friends with her like that, like I'm okay staying at our current level of neutral.

I'd just like to know more about her.

>>33998430
>[] Ask about the thing between Azzy and her.
I don't want to be her friend.

>>33998797
It will hurt if we don't have anything to say.

We should probably just thank her for her time and leave.

Or just finish the meal and make polite small talk, and then leave.

>>33998555
Just to point out, this isn't a vote for trying to get social link points or whatever, it was actually something I was kind of curious about.

Like is she happy where she is now?

>>33998867
I don't see why antagonizing her would help.

Plus it's not like she'd answer.

>>33998797
"So how's the babysitting going? I understand I got a sizable hate club around here?"

>>33998430
>[x] Try and convince her (How?)
We could attempt to appeal to her obligations to Lucifer.

Lucifer was, and is comfortable in helping Risa out. This can be seen in how he gave her a chance to power herself up instead of just burning her and scattering her component materials to the wind. He clearly sees Risa as an investment that he'd much rather have pay off in the future as a potent ally rather than just reclaiming whatever small fraction of the Soul King that she ate. If she refuses to help Risa, then she is hindering Lucifer.

Not to mention that Lucy could gain valuable insight in how to deal with Old-Lucifer by observing how Risa deals with Old-Risa. Lucifer is extremely smart and powerful, no doubt, but he is not the same as Risa. If he helps Risa get rid of Old-Risa for good, then that might also help Lucifer get rid of Old-Lucifer.

Isn't there something about turning around six times in a dark ally and he will appear?

>>33999150
I think the problem there is that you are assuming two things. Natsuki wants to help Risa, and Natsuki wants to help Lucifer. Now, I have no real reason to think so, but just generally I have been getting the feeling that neither are true.

>>33999150
That's implying that Lucifer hasn't already solved the problem.

Hell, it could be that he's testing us to see if we can figure it out on our own.

>>33999231
But Natsuki probably wouldn't know that, and she doesn't know why we want to meet with him anyway. He wouldn't call off meeting us at all on the suspicion that we want to talk old one business. The one who is being troublesome is Natsuki.

>>33999228
You're thinking that Natsuki hates us?

It's entirely possible, and reasonable, that she does, but I don't see any specific evidence for it.

Though apparently a good amount of posters don't care much for her for some reason, considering it seems like a lot of them left.

>>33999231
wouldn't old risa nomming us fuck with time and there for our entire relationship with Luci and his keikaku concerning us?

>>33999278
We could just ask her about it then, no need to go all the way up to Lucifer.

Plus I think people forget that at the current stage in the game, Lucifer can't safely manifest on Earth at all. Even Hueco Mundo might be too tricky.

It's entirely possible that whatever Lucifer is doing right now renders him incapable of giving us helpful exposition.

>>33999282
Hate is a strong word, but yeah.
It's just a slow thread. I'm just posting once in a while myself while I do some work before midnight locks me out.

>>33999354
It seems like there were more earlier.

>>33998430
Ask if she'd prefer it if we didn't really talk to her, seeing as it seems like that could make her seem suspicious since we don't know any other vice captains exist.

>>33999315
He can't manifest fully, but he often makes images or weak copies of himself.
>Other charactors doing their own thing
>Not being at the whim of the PC at all times and willing to help them

>>33999401
You know this isn't the kind of quest.

Just tell her we've got the eldritch blues and ask if there's anything she feels like doing to help us.

If not, we have no choice but to turn to Mendel.

Also, I'm pretty sure he's only appeared twice to us so far. Both times burnt out within like a minute.

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“Could you pass a message on to him then? I will work on some methods of summoning him myself but since I am not really a demonologist or a witch I am giving myself a coinflip on that one.” You say.

“It would be difficult to give him any message at the moment.” Natsuki explains.

“Thanks for the explanation. So, I’m sort of wondering. You got stuck with this gig because Lucifer ordered you to right? Aren’t you sick of it? You even happy?” You wonder deciding to talk until your tea is finished.

“Am I happy? That is a rather difficult question to answer. Does anyone truly know if they’re happy? Is happiness simply a momentary laugh which allows you to forget that your life is over? Is it enjoying your life being bad? Is it satisfaction with a job well done? Is it seeing a lover smile at only you? Is it killing him if he doesn’t? I am not certain I am either happy or unhappy.” She replies.

You make more small talk with her while you eat the wafer things then excuse yourself. You see Hiroshi talking with Kouta in a far room, and you assume he is the one who walked in. You see Sin-Fin is asking Asmodeus for something, and Asmodeus has put clothes on.

[] Go see Kouta and Hiroshi, see what their up to
[] Greet Sin-Fin and Asmodeus, they are a fun sort
[] Wait, Jager and Ryoko are gone?
[] Other, please specify

>>33999467
>[] Go see Kouta and Hiroshi, see what their up to

>>33999467
>[] Go see Kouta and Hiroshi, see what their up to

Did he get laid, I hafta know before business starts up

>>33999467
>Wait, Jager and Ryoko are gone?
They were in cahoots a couple days ago, and got in a fight this morning.

Suspicious.

>>33999467
>[] Go see Kouta and Hiroshi, see what their up to
I know he didn't give her the dick, but I want to see the outcome. And if he is going for round two that we can have fun with.

>>33999467
>[x] Wait, Jager and Ryoko are gone?

>>33999467
>[] Wait, Jager and Ryoko are gone?
PANIC.

>>33999467
>[] Go see Kouta and Hiroshi, see what their up to

So I just took a look around and couldn't find much on how to call up lucy. I could have sworn there were plenty of ways to get his attention, but other then the whole speak of the devil and he shall appear thing there isn't much there. Unless we want to try some pentagram nonsense or sacrifice a lamb. Or maybe even go for a quick trip into the Hueco Mundo forest.
I say we just wait a a day or several days till he is available. I'm going to take a guess and say he is busy and Natsuki doesn't want to tell us he is busy doing whatever he is doing.

>>33999467
We still haven't apologized for not showing up to the haunted hospital, though it should be a consolation that we spend the night running for our life from an unstoppable foe.

>>33999467
>[] Other, please specify
Scarecrow God, since he's a god of knowledge and he might know something about the Great Old Ones.

>>33999995
I think Old Ones are a big beyond his pay grade. Worth a shot anyway when we talk to him next time.

>>33999580

It's probably just related to Venus's Harem Ending.

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You decide to check out Kouta and Hiroshi since you have been ignoring them. You turn up your cloaking and slink over to the two of them and listen in. “Ah, you can’t rush it like that or it will keep happening.” Hiroshi says.

“Seriously, you have to have some sort of shinigami magic to make it not happen. This is just- It’s bad okay?” He asks.

“I do but it would mean I have to stay in contact with you while you do it.” He explains. “And I think having a middle aged man fondle you would make your trauma worse.”

“Come on, this can’t keep happening. She thinks it’s her fault, and it’s not but I have no idea how to fix it and- come on!” he asks.

“Hm, even if you say that. You have to let things take their natural course and stop rushing it. I can tell you’re excited over your first girlfriend but this is pretty common. Relax, relax.” Hiroshi says.

“But if I can’t get hard and she dumps me for it I don’t think I can recover.” Kouta says and-

And you’re laughing. Kouta whirls around but you are already gone having your giggle fit at the moment. Poor lad, suppose we could get azzy to fix it? “Good call you!” You say sonidoing to find Asmodeus.

You find her standing at the entrance to your shrine looking over the city. Overhead storm clouds gather and the distinct smell of rain fills the air. “Hey Azzy, heading off?” You ask making her turn.

“Yes. My leg is starting to ache and that can only bring bad luck.” She explains.

“See, Kouta got himself this girlfriend but the bloke’s tackle isn’t functioning proper. Was wondering if you could, I dunno, wiggle it?” You ask.

“Ha ha, all things come in time. I have to say Risa, I had a marvelous time. It has been ages since I have just done what I want. We have to do it again.” She offers.
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“Fine then, go back to your club. You can come hang out anytime you like.” You say. “Hey, you might want to hurry up. Looks like the storm’s about to break.”

“Oh? But I wanted to do that little number. You know, ‘I’m singing in the rain.” She says swinging around you and singing the song.

She does a dance as best she can what with her limp, then makes her way down the stairs. You sniff the air and something just does sit right with you. “What? No. Don’t say that. Give me a nice day. Just give me a single bloody nice day!” Third release is charged! “No no no!” You say as the rain starts to fall.

Scene change time!

“Bloody hell no!”

-

Asmodeus hums to herself as she walks down the street. She sings a few bars of Singing in the rain as the rain pours down her body making her fabric cling to her in the perfect way to incite lust. She smiles as she remembers the first friend to actually visit her regularly in a very long while simply for the joy of her company. She thinks over a few gifts for her amusing friends then stops as a sharp pain takes her to one knee.

She rubs at the old scar and bites back a stream of curses as several figures suddenly appear around her. She sees four of them, all wearing white outfits and holding angel blades. She lets out a small huff of dissatisfaction as her younger siblings tilt their heads. “Honestly.” She sighs using her cane to push herself back up. “Does Michael know you are out here? If we fight he will be drawn here and from what I remember Heaven’s punishment for disobeying isn’t particularly kind.”

“Heaven will know nothing.” A voice so powerful it sends the rain scattering and the glass shaking like a wave went through it.
(2/4?)

>>34000767
...I do not like where this is going.

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A man steps out of the darkness into Asmodeus’ vision. He is muscular, but not overly so, with dark black hair and eyes like molten iron. He smiles and small wafts of smoke pool out from him. He is wearing a pair of pants and not much else, but for The Hell Wyrm not much else is needed. Asmodeus shifts her weight and tilts her head. “Even with you, I very much doubt this battle will end well. I’m pretty tough, you know.” She explains adding a touch of her own energy to her voice.

“Gahaha, for a cripple bitch, you’re not half bad. I forgot what it was like to have people resist me.” He explains.

“I must confess I am surprised the angels would let you in their ranks, knowing you plot only the destruction of all.” Asmodeus notes.

“If you ask nicely you shall be saved.” He explains his body twisting and boiling with runes of his own dragon flame, which can burn even hellfire. “What better way to show I am super sorry for being a naughty boy than by destroying you?”

“Very well. I don’t mind destroying a few people just to teach you how very dangerous this world can be.” Asmodeus sighs.

She pauses for a moment and glances back towards Risa’s Shrine. She uses a precious few seconds to make sure she won’t accidentally break it with her overwhelming power, even at that distance. Those few seconds cost her.

An angle blade pierces her side and a fifth angel, one she didn’t notice stands next to her. He is wearing some form of armor over a hooded sweatshirt which obscures his face. Asmodeus coughs up some blood and looks down at him more annoyed than anything. “Well, that was certainly-“ She was about to say rude when something goes wrong.
(3/4)

>>34000767
>>34000806
...pls no.

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Her grace becomes obscured by something, a vast darkness which prevents her from hearing the origin of her power. The angel pulls the blade out as Asmodeus’ wings, previously bathing the street in dark red light as she powered up, sputter and wink out of existence. She seems confused for a moment before realization dawns on her. “I know you. But if you are free then…” She looks back over to the angels who have started their approach. “What has happened in heaven?”

Her question is unanswered as the Hell Wyrm slams his knee into Asmodeus’ face. Her cane goes skittering aside as her angelic defenses were winked out with her grace. “Pft, you didn’t have to do that you know. I could have taken her. Ah well, let’s see what parts angels need to live.” Hell Wyrm says reaching for her.

-

Piss. “What?” You ask. Horse piss! Horse Piss in a sailor! Horse piss in a drunk sailor who is in your mum when your da’s not at home. “What?!” You shout unhappily. Asmodeus is in trouble. “Pull the other one.” You say sniffing the air.

Sure enough you smell Asmodeus’ energy suddenly get smothered by something. “Well, looks like I can help out my Snazzy when-“ Hell Wyrm, five angels, and one of the angels is able to smother grace.

“Well, huh. I’m not too sure what to do in this situation.” You say.

[] What would the doctor do? (Rush out and save her now, there is no time!)
[] No way, that’s suicide. Time to go hide in the Folly of Bardwah (Leave her)
[] Other, please specify
(4/4)

>>34000806
This... doesn't really seem like good writing.

Have the new bad guy show how big and scary he is by killing a powerful and beloved supporting cast member.

>>34000847
She is not dead at this point in time

>>34000845
>What would the doctor do? (Rush out and save her now, there is no time!)
No cloaking, so everyone follows us.

Also, even though it's dangerous, second release.

>>34000847
She's not dead. You have no reading comprehension.

>>34000845
[] What would the doctor do? (Rush out and save her now, there is no time!)

>>34000845
>[] What would the doctor do? (Rush out and save her now, there is no time!)
we can at least take potshots at the angels

>>34000845
>[] What would the doctor do? (Rush out and save her now, there is no time!)
There will be a reckoning for this. Not cool, angel dudes.

>>34000845
>[] What would the doctor do? (Rush out and save her now, there is no time!)

WE MUST SAVE THE SNAZZIEST OF AZZYS! AND THEN RUN LIKE BOSS CAT IS CHASING US.

>>34000845
[x] What would the doctor do? (Rush out and save her now, there is no time!)
What we do, we do in the Name of the Doctor!

>>34000845
>[] What would the doctor do? (Rush out and save her now, there is no time!)
I don't even know

>>34000845
So for the strongest opening ever, how about we go

>Second Release
>You Probably Need This
>Hate Engine
and maybe a Wishbreaker.

We can't beat the Hell Wyrm at our current level, but we might be able to blitz them long enough that they have to leave.

>>34000869
>>34000884
I posted that at part three.

Still you're right that she isn't dead.

Just thrashed.

>>34000949
I say we mostly just do a hit and run, hit them with some attacks to catch them by surprise, grab Azzy and then get the fuck out of Dodge. Probably even go to Hueco Mundo if necessary.

Don't forget to run as fast and as far away as possible after grabbing her.

>>34000917
Well, fighting all these guys at once is suicide.

Killing the dampening guy and then fighting alongside Asmodeus's true form might be a good idea, but we might not be able to kill an angel faster than they can kill Azzy.

So I guess the best bet would be using The End as suppressive fire, taking Azzy, and trying to retreat out of range from these jackasses?

>>34001014
True, I'm just wondering if we'd be able to grab her that easily.

Like if she's already collapsed on the ground, we might have some leeway at "fire lasers at everything above that point", which might distract them long enough for us to snag Azzy.

Angels are resistant to illusions aren't they?

>>34001099
Well, speed is one of our best stats. Hopefully the other things don't have speed as good as ours.

>>34001037
Garganta far?

Hopefully Beelzebub and Asmodeus aren't sworn enemies.

Though it's been so fucking long since we've used a Garganta that I don't remember how long it takes to use.

Also, if these guys are acting against heaven, would heading towards the church be a good idea?

>>34001129
Dream Walker should also come in handy.

Though I'm pretty sure we can only do that with ourselves, and not when taking a person with us?

So it'll get us to Asmodeus, but getting away will require lasers.

>>34001148
>church >not instantly ceasing to exist

Am I the only one who thought the Hell Wyrm was a Mega sized dragon stuck in hell flying around and eating things from time to time?

>>34001163
Maybe when we get her, we can use hate engine to get the fuck out of there at high speed.

Well no matter what we need second release and probably third release just to not die instantly. We can not beat them or even put up a fight probably, just get in, grab Azzy, get out.

>>34001148
>Also, if these guys are acting against heaven, would heading towards the church be a good idea?
Actually, from what the Hell Wyrm said, they're not acting against Heaven.
Whoever is in control in Heaven right now is granting amnesty to anyone and anything so long as they say they repent and will work for the Host.
That's why the Hell Wyrm is working with Angels; he cut a deal with whoever is in charge.

>>34001187
No, I was pretty sure that was what it was.

To be honest, I didn't really thing he would bother deigning to have a human form.

>>34001208
Well they were willing, and still are willing, to cut us a deal.
Man, heaven sure has gone to hell lately.

>>34001207
I didn't think our third release was charged?

And yeah, we can't fight these guys.

Even using The End/You'll Probably Need This, we might be able to make an opening after we've successfully retrieved Azzy, and fled the scene.

>>34001238
Monologue informed us that Third Release was charged before changing perspective.

>>34001231
Yeah, part of the reason I didn't like to take the deal was because I felt it cheapened the whole concept of redemption.

>>34001231

They're not even unflinching paragons of order Heaven, like in SMT. This type of shit is something you'd expect to see from shady governments with secret agents and shit.

>>34001263
Oh right, missed it.

I don't think we should start out with Third Release though.

I think we should start with Second, spam the fuck out of The End until we're out of Go Juice, then activate Third and flee.

Now should we disengage cloaking, or keep it up to surprise these ne'erdowells?

>>34001286
Maybe God already got bored and fucked off.

>implying Monologue isn't God

I feel like this is like a gang war.

We're some up and coming crime boss, Hell guys are the old mobsters, heaven is a bunch of crooked cops, and the old ones are some weird cartel.

>>34001339
we just need to find a homeless guy that loves skee ball and gives away his tickets to children

>>34001355
Hahahaha
And the riot is coming in a month and a half or so.

>>34001208
>That's why the Hell Wyrm is working with Angels; he cut a deal with whoever is in charge.

>“Heaven will know nothing.” A voice so powerful it sends the rain scattering and the glass shaking like a wave went through it.

Could go either way.

>>34001377
If we eat Morgan Freeman we get his voice.

>>34001391
With the tight grip the angels hold I can't imagine this won't go unseen by the archangels.

Wonder if this was somehow involved with those demons that were summoning more demons.

>>34001413
We can't eat god yet. We aren't powerful enough.

>>34001444
I'm pretty sure those demons were working for Envy, so I doubt it?

>>34001413

Not Morgan Freeman, Alanis Morrissette.

>>34001355
and are the mythological gods just the innocent business owners we're all shaking down and harassing?

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“What would The Doctor do?” You ask yourself as you bite down on your sword. What? A flash of light and a rumble of go juice echoes through the shrine drawing some looks. “What would The Doctor do?!” You shout stabbing your fingers into your stomach with your crystal lined claws. You tear off your first release and feel the eyes of infinity glaring at you. “What would The Doctor do!?” You shout and sonido off letting a massive scream of energy shimmer out behind you before you cloak and fly.

You let out a scream of pure hate as you fly like a fluffy comet towards Azzy’s last location. You feel the fury of- Okay, seriously, why not use The Good Samaritan? It fits. “What’s that, my boy?” You ask. Not- Anyway, it’s a parable from the bible. About treating your neighbor well, and who should be considered your neighbor. It actually fits and- You shove a fatebreaker into your Hate Engine and while your body vibrates at a higher temporal pace you summon your zero and cover your legs in them. You have to focus, the dark energies trying to tear you apart as you form them in a small folded pocket space in your hand with layer upon layer of cero energy. Finally you suspend the cero energy just before it totally collapses from the ultra-dense spiritual energy and the end result is a tiny marble.

You coat one leg, then the other, before you look down and see Hell Wyrm moving in slow motion to attack Azzy. You send a wishbreaker at the wyrm and see his rune’s fail. He blinks confused as he wiggles his fingers. Then you slam your foot into his face. He goes wide eyed in confusion as you knock him back a few meters, and force him to drop the snazziest. The angels move to attack you but you are hyped up on awesome at the moment and slip under the angel attack. You grab one and slam a WG fist into his abdomen and explode it sending you both back. You spin on the wet ground and your arm regenerates quickly.
(1/3)

>>34001493
>innocent business owners
No one is innocent in sin city.

>>34001493
totally.

Hueco was our old stomping ground/territory before we got forced off and the shinigami were a rival gang we've all but assimilated

>>34001510
>Not asking for a roll
My god, the best thing ever or we are so fucked.

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Steam hisses off your violet wings and you clench a long nailed fist in the rain. “Risa, what do you think-“ Asmodeus starts.

“Tears, Sarah Jane? No, don’t cry.” You command pointing at her. Hold on, are you just quoting The Doctor now? You can’t just go crazier and pretend it’s courage.

“Courage isn't just a matter of not being frightened, you know. It's being afraid and doing what you have to do anyway.” You explain throwing out cero after cero.

The Hell Wyrm gets up and you see his flimsy disguise breaking and revealing a yellow eye cracked with brimstone. You wrap Asmodeus in your fluffy tails, her cane too, then let out a hiss of steam as your power of time wobbly stuff starts to fade.

“When I say run, run. Run!” You should easily squashing Asmodeus’ now faded grace and energy with your power.

You leap through the city as a scream of hate fills the night air. You look back and see a large beast with cracked scales burning with pure glowing flame. It is an ugly thing with twisted scarred features which seem to only add to its power. It sniffs the air and then takes flight letting out a scream of fury. You see small lights form as the hellfire seems to have gained other angel’s attention. The small streams of light swing down and you notice they don’t seem too happy with the wyrm. Probably because under its massive wingspan is the church.

A beautiful sound cuts through the night and sends the massive beast spinning end over end. He slams into the countryside and you see a flash of strange runes as his magic is activated. The smell of the Wyrm vanishes.
(2/3)

>>34001536

I think it is because, in this instance, Risa is acting as the Doctor would. Since she's British, that's like Heroquesting or channeling a patron cultural deity or something.

>>34001536
I think this is kind of a preview of what top tier combat is like?

Also, we've never used Zero before.

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You take Asmodeus into her club and shut the door behind you. Then lock it. Then prop a chair against it. Then throw some of the constant orgy against it. You pull some tape out of your inventory and cover the barricade in it, then kick at the gyrating blockade.

You let out a pant as you cool your jets and look back to snazzy. Before you can ask she sighs. “That was heaven’s hitman. An angel who became twisted in the rebellion and found power in slaying the rebel angels.” She explains. “He was supposed to be locked up.”

Well, that happened.

Hollow Quest Redux 101 end. I am getting tired so how about we call it here? Around for questions, concerns, comments, etc.

You saved Asmodeus! Have SPXP!
(3/3)

>>34001595
Well fuck

People did want to run away, right? Using your fluffy comfort seemed more efficient.

>>34001595
big fucking hero moment

sweet

thanks for running

put the 10spxp into Revelation

>>34001595
Sooo....anyway wanna speculate on what the hell that flash of light is?

>>34001595
That's fine, it's a good place to end it.

>>34001623
I completely forgot we had that ability. This makes retreating a lot easier in the future.

>>34001572
Eyup, Heaven's not happy about him.

>>34001595
Thanks for the thread, Azure. Glad to finally participate in one live.

>>34001623
I certainly wanted to run away, because if we stuck around and fought, Snazzy Azzy might have been ganked.

>>34001623
Yeah, people wanted to run away. Some probably wanted to eat an angle on the way out but it's whatever.

>>34001645
Slap on the back of the head for being dumb.

>>34001645
The light was just the Hell Wyrm casting a retreat spell.

I think the thing to focus on is the Sound. Archangel work to me, probably Gabriel using the Horn.

>>34001645
I think Gabriel. Didn't he say he was staying in the Church?

>>34001669
That's pretty edgy.

Someone said they wanted to invest the SPXP into revelation? Is it wanted by the majority?

>>34001701
I feel like we really should get Sword and Shield, since they improve all our beamspam abilities.

>>34001701
Yes
Y
>y
>[] y
Correct
ect.

>>34001187
>>34001218
It was said a couple times that he's a shapeshifter.

>>34001636
Thanks for playing
>>34001647
Cool, just seemed a waste not to
>>34001667
Glad to finally have you live.

>>34001701
Yes.

god looked down
saw basically this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkmdYsxYJng
got pissy

>>34001701
yes pls

>>34001714
we only have 10 atm

>>34001701
I vote no.
Could we not just save up for powers the normal way? By waiting until we have enough to acquire them, rather than splurging in installments?

>>34001701
I'd like to cast a vote in opposition of Relevation.

>>34001701
Still, I'd rather not wait until whenever we get 15 spxp at once.

>>34001806
Meant to respond to >>34001757

>>34001701
Yes please

Looks fairly divided on the subject, so it will be saved in the bank till the start of next thread at least.

compromise?

5 to revelation
5 to sword and shield

we can't get either power in one go tonight anyway

>>34001837
What would have happened if we didn't save Azzy?

>>34001850
Lewd fic anon will come through for us anon, believe.

>>34001873
Azzy would have probably understood you booking it, Hell Wyrm would have Hell Wyrmed.

>>34001873
> if we didn't save Azzy?
she'd die

and don't rely on fanwork for spxp, that attitude made AE consider dropping the thing entirely. just treat it like a pleasant surprise instead of a sunrise

>>34001901
Didn't mean to put it that way but it looks like I just did. Sorry about that.

>>34001895
Was the decision to go diceless just throwing us a bone, or was it because that was a logical extrapolation of what we're capable of with our abilities?

Especially because I don't think we did any significant damage to the enemy.

>>34001960
You had cloaking and used time speed. It was pretty much an "Ambush round"

>>34001837
Have we fucked up with Natsuki by forgetting about her?

Or is it more that we've finally moved beyond scratching the surface to see what her manifold of problems are?

Azzy is getting a lot of screen time lately. Not that I'm complaining or anything.

>>34002000
I think she's almost become our mentor?

Which doesn't really bode well for her long-term survival.

>>34002000
She's apparently gonna get a pastebin of her own soon or something.


>>34001976
Speaking of which, how's it coming Azure? Azzysheet, that is.

>>34001984
Nah, she doesn't really mind.

>>34002018
She just has no strong feelings about us one way or the other?

>>34002017
What would a pastebin of someone of Asmodeus's calibur even look like?

She was worried that just by flexing her spiritual muscles she'd disintegrate us.

>>34002017
I haven't even started it yet. Been a little busy

>>34002058
She has no particular feelings about you one way or the other.

Just something with descriptions, and some general powers she has

>>34002061
Don't worry about it.

As far as your priorities go, I'm not sure what should rank lower.

>>34002058
>What would a pastebin of someone of Asmodeus's calibur even look like?
It's either going to have so many stars that it's obnoxious, or it's going to do the stats like the Plant's sheet does and make them all vague jokes.

>>34002105
I am working on it now, just for you Anonymous

>>34002121
>Plant's sheet
I really should have paid attention to that in the past, so I could have spent that time being disturbed by
>The Last Joke: Learned a single complex sentence with an unknown effect.

Oh, wow.
I realise this is a departure from the topic at hand, but we just got to the end of a thread without passing the bump limit.

How long's it been since that happened?

I'm really wondering where Terror-sloth is. Also, I wish Stalker-cat would show up. She seems fun.

>>34002175
Not long at all?

A lot have been ending at about this time.

Which I don't think is a bad thing, lot of quests end at 150 or so.

>>34002200
We might not see them, but they're probably way too close for comfort.

>>34002200
he evolved into a being of pure energy ...and rape

>>34002174
I'm sure the two unrevealed abilities are just as horrifying.

>>34002276
I'm just scared of that one because of something Akira said a long time ago.

Remember Akira?

>>34001510
>feel the eyes of infinity glaring at you
>You have to focus, the dark energies trying to tear you apart as you form them

So, that's about OORisa being really damn close to murdering our everything, isn't it? I guess we're gonna have to fight things in unreleased form from now on until Luci tells us how to not die, aren't we.

>>34002475
>You have to focus, the dark energies trying to tear you apart as you form them
I'm pretty sure that at least was just what Zero is. We've never used it before.

>>34002475
We're going to have to negotiate with our Old One self. We just need to get the magical girl, the sadist, the angel, and the unearthly horror back into a card game.

We need to dream basicly.

>>34002514
go dream warriors on its ass?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1QY9a2Lu1g

>>34002514
>We're going to have to negotiate with our Old One self.
That's not going to work at all and I hope Azure doesn't let us even attempt that level of dumb.

>>34002514
...The only time a guy didn't get completely fucked by the Old Ones in Lovecraft's works was in the dream world, so you might be onto something.

Maybe Lucifer can't talk right now because he's sleeping?

>>34002514
That is just insane enough to work. We play poker against them all. We cheat.

Slow thread, works for me I guess. Means I missed less.
Pastebin I was going to post didn't get finished. Got a story about it but it isn't my blog. Thanks for running Azure!

>>34002588
I'm hoping by "negotiate" he means "beat up and chain".

I don't think it's possible for us to even communicate with our eldritch self, much less reach an understanding.

>>34002604
Thanks for playing

>>34002566
I was thinking more negotations really.

Functionally we're all extensions of the same entity. And OORisa won't see anything new sticking to one perfect body that exists beyond time really.
We like seeing new things, and now we've apparently got to add "Save Heaven" on our things to do list.

>>34002627

Missed the thread as well for reasons, thanks for running as always.

>>34002651
Thanks for reading

>>34002628
Actually, by becoming a full Old One, she would exist beyond the bounds of this small universe, and have access to the whole bag of marbles.

She's not gonna listen to us, ever.

>>34002628
we have nothing to offer it

>>34002604
What are you working on?

I wonder if Azzy will french Risa?

That's what damsels in distress do after they get rescued right?

>>34003032
I'd watch that

>>34003810
I believe she has frenched Risa before, when they first met. Felt good man.