>>34326212
You are currently within an ostentatious room inside a large oversized mansion with the “lady” and about to start on a long and annoying fetch quest. Out of the dozens upon dozens of MMORPG’s you have played over the years, it seems the one constant point is long and arduous quests to the middle of nowhere to fetch some plot McGuffin. You are doing all this for the sake of some undefined “gift” and a “lady’s” (read male at birth) favour which you sincerely hope is game speak for loot worth some cash. However you’re getting ahead of yourself, before you can even leave on that fetch quest, you must according to the “lady’s” drawwwwlllll
“Darrlliiiing, lettsssss plaaaay the gaaaameeee of chaaance befoooorreeee you leeeaavveee, of couuurssseee a gameee is moooooreeee FUN wheeeeen youuuu teeest yooooouuurrr luuuccck by not knooowing itsss detaaaills” once again you’re reminded that you really ought to punch whichever bastard coded this NPC.
You decide to
>Accept the game (How bad can it be?)
>Decline the game until after the fetch quest (somehow you get a feeling that declining this powerful noble in front of you will surely lose you whatever the relationship mechanic is in this game)
>The quest mentioned favour. This is a video game…What the fuck is favour anyways and how does it work in game mechanics terms?
>Ask for more details on the game of chance, fuck her fun (will probably anger her a bit but hey… the “lady” seems to like you somewhat since you accepted both parts of her quest, what’s the worst that could happen?)
>writein

>>34326212
Damn, I'm actually here.

>your only carer
guardian

>sack of irresponsive doll
sack of irresponsive meat?

>QM may be slightly slightly hungover, do not worry, it is unlikely to affect anything besides my grammar
a-ah. Sorry.

>Strength 2, Endurance 3, Intelligence 3
I suggested it, I'll champion it

>Show her the amulet. Accept after she's done looking at it with a grin.

>>34326242
>>Accept the game (How bad can it be?)
So, I go to sleep and wake up to us being a portal mage. With shit affinity for it. Good times.

>>34326328
our proffesion isn't locked. This actually means that we WON'T be a portal mage. Just the increased inventory space is plenty.

...at some point, there will have to be a limit to the number of skills/skill trees we pick up.

>>34326328
>>34326306
10 minutes isn't up but seems to be a pretty big consensus to accept the game. I guess showing her the amulet can be stuffed in there too as it's not too major an event to require a vote.
Writing

>>34326384
You're nowhere near the limit and taking a profession heavily affects your ability with skills.

>>34326384
Very glad to hear this. If we would have had higher affinity I would have been majorly for being a permanent portal mage though. WTS ports 10 silver ea, tips appreciated!

>>34326411
On an unrelated note, my player goal for today is to get someone -anyone- on our friends list. We haven't spoken to a single pc sans begging, have we?

>>34326484
The power of friendship cannot be so easily attained.

>>34326386
You decide that you may as well accept her game I mean, how bad could it possibly be.
"I accept your game lady" you call out in a courageous (and fake) feminine voice as the lady grins and shouts out in a pretty pretentious and over the top voice.
"A gaaammeeee-" you decide to mentally attempt to make her sentences coherent by ignoring the drawl.
"A game of life or death, of hope and despair, you must play the magnificient game of..." you await pointedly in what you presume will be some ridiculous challenge fitting a video game's quest
"...black jack" she ends whilst bringing forth onto the table in front of you a deck of cards... from inside her dress... ugh.
1/2

>>34326484
We could join a party trying to do the "Lady"'s quest?

>>34326522
This specific quest seems to attract some undesirable types. We are doing it to become a delicious trap but it the only other person we have seen who has done it did so to be a prick.

>>34326484
You've been pretty focused on helping your mother and paying the fees. You are unlikely to focus on getting friends unless it has some kind of benefit (e.g. joining a party to hunt better or do quests easier)

>>34326519
...wait a minute... black jack? Theres fucking black jack within this fantasy world setting?
"These are the rules love, if you win than you win, if you lose than you die, simple really. Of course once you win, you can keep playing and testing your luck if you want additional favor" she explains with her usual drawl which you mentally filter out

"Let the game begin" she calls out as she deals two cards two you whilst dealing two cards to herself, one of her cards is faceup and shows a 8.

Roll 1d11 first of two. (yes I know the dice chance is not like the chance in real blackjack)

>>34326566
wait a minute, what if that prick is a trap like us?
as in its a she turning into a he

Rolled 10 (1d11)

>>34326628
Eh. Properly shuffled, it'd be close enough.

Rolled 4 (1d11)

>>34326628

>>34326675
Sucks.

>>34326675
>>34326665
You quickly give a peek at your cards whilst trying to do your best to keep a poker face.
The cards show a
>King of diamonds
>4 of clubs
It seems that you have 14, you're about to ask for a hit since the lady has a 8 revealed however than again... she might have lower than 14?
The lady grins as she asks you
"Hit or stay?"
Do you
>take another
>stay
>writein

Rolled 3 (1d11)

>>34326728
>take another

>>34326628
Whelp, amulet's ignored.

>>34326728
14 is terrible.
>take another

>>34326760
>thinking I ignored amulet
lel

>>34326760
>>34326744
You decide that 14 is a goddamn horrible hand and that you might as well risk taking another. Somewhere in the back of your mind, you get a feeling that you're forgetting a detail about your abilities however you ignore that.
roll 1d11 here, first gets it

Rolled 3 (1d11)

>>34326808

Rolled 4 (1d11)

>>34326808

>>34326828
>>34326829
We'll take two thank'ye. Oh look 21.

>>34326828
Your new hand is 17, you try and give the "lady" a "deep stare" in the hopes that she will reveal anything but she just smiles at you. Once again she asks with a grin
"Hit or stay?"
Do you
>take another
>stay
>writein

>>34326828
17 is...the lowest I'd feel confident winning with

>>34326854
hangon
>1d11
are 1 and 11 both aces? This IS a weird system to use for Blackjack. What kind of deck is "she" using?

>stay

>>34326854
>say nothing and take the next card from her
If 4 or lower, keep.
If higher, throw away.

>>34326888
doesn't she have a 8 revealed?

>>34326898
That's not how blackjack works.

>>34326910
WE MAKE OUR OWN LUCK NIGGA

>>34326898
>blackjack
all my wuts

>>34326854
>stay

>>34326854
Keep and pray.

>>34326924
wat

>>34326888
>>34326930
>>34326936
Writing
>>34326898
I don't even

>>34326906
If the dice is 1d11, 10 cards are much less common. We're still screwed both ways though.

>>34326965
I'm sorry for contributing 7 with two rolls. Hope we somehow still win.

>>34326954
You quickly and "somewhat" calmly reveal your hand to the lady after saying with in a false courageous voice
"STAY"
You had decided that its best to play it safe, she did say that if you lose than you die so its best to play it saf-
Suddenly a system prompt pops up
>One who overcomes bad luck: Beginner (You receive a +2 in all stats as long as you're in an unlucky situation) has been activated temporarily

Wait what?
Suddenly you feel a slight tinge somewhere however before you can notice anything, the lady reveals her face down card.
Its a ten of clubs meaning that she now has 18, damnit, you were so close too...
"too bad darling, guess luck is on my side" she drawls with a grin as you suddenly feel a pressure

1/2

>>34327083
Blackness descends upon your vision and the last thing you can see is the lady's shit-eating grin. Fuck her or was it him? Whatever. fuck the lady you think as you watch your health plummet to zero
>You have died, as this is your first death a system prompt will explain
>When a player dies, they will normally re spawn at the spot they died after 12 hours or if they have friends in the church or elsewhere than they may revive elsewhere
>Dieing loses your character a level, 1 in all stats (which will be regained on level up) and an amount of items at random equal to half the player's level rounded down

>As you are under level 10, you will lose only 50% exp
>As you are under level 10, you will respawn instantly if you choose to
>As you are under level 10, you will not lose any stats
>As you are under level 10, you will not lose any items
>As you are under level 10, you have the choice to be reborn within the starting town if you die outside it
>As you are under level 10, all malicious scrolls have no effect on what you drop on death


the screen tells you in a monotone about your death... wonderful it seems that you are now at level 6 with 50% exp. You had always thought your first death in this game would be against impossible odds or a large amount of monsters in an attempt to save a damsel... turns out you were wrong... you died from black jack. Man, this is really embarrassing for someone who has played so much games.
After a few seconds of ranting about the whole unfairness of the fact that you died in a goddamn game of chance which you had no control over. You quickly and irritatbly press the respawn instantly + respawn at current location buttons.

With a flash of white light, you are once again standing inside the pretentious looking room filled with decorations of figures of luck everywhere. Across from a table, you see the lady with the same grin as before holding a deck of cards. She calls out to you
"Ready to try again darling?"
2/3

>>34327307
fuck capcha trolling, can barely read it
You decide to
>Play the damn woman' game again
>Fuck her and fuck this whole quest, you aren't risking death again
>Ask her to postpone her games until after the fetch quest
>Maybe the amulet did something?
>writein

>>34327360
>Play the damn woman' game again
We play until we win.

>>34327360
>Play the damn woman' game again

This time keep an eye on our bad luck skill to see whether we can win or not

>>34327360
>>Play the damn woman' game again
>>Maybe the amulet did something?
Just hold the amulet when we play again. See if it tingles or updates its status during the game.

>>34327398
>>34327389
>>34327368
Writing up playing again. That feeling when skill is useless as luck can't be raised and all other bonuses useless in this situation.

>>34327463
You were never one for giving up, in fact your only possible ability is being an idiot and not knowing when to give up. With a self-humiliating sardonic grin at yourself, you once again state with a fake grin to the lady
"I'm ready, lets play again"
She smiles at this and you understand that saying you will play again probably earned you points in whatever the relationship system is within this game.

You make sure to keep hold of the amulet in case its screwing you over, you also mentally tell yourself to remember to ask her about the amulet afterwards since she seems to have a whole theme of luck.

She once again deals out the cards, her faceup card is a queen of hearts

The two cards she gave you was...
roll 1d11, first of 2

Rolled 10 (1d11)

>>34327545
rolling

Rolled 3 (1d11)

>>34327545

>>34327545
>first of 2
So why not just say you're taking the first roll?

>>34327558
>>34327571
This is hilariously depressing.

>>34327596
meant taking first two, bit hung over.
>>34327558
>>34327571
13, writing.

>>34327571
Fuck me. Foiled again by my own impotent roll.

>>34327622
Name adopted until redemption. I must carry this shame.

>>34327664
What is it with this fucking quests and namefags?

>>34327615
You peek at the two cards she had handed you, it seems that you have a jack of diamonds and a 3 of clubs. You glare at the amulet as if its possibly its fault however the amulet maeks no suspicious movements/noise/etc. of any kind. Maybe the amulet isn't responsible?
You decide to
>hit
>stay
>writein

>>34327664
It's not that bad. From a mechanics standpoint, this whole thing is a joke.

>>34327673
At this point, I think we're just accumulating all the things everyone hates about quests without actually making the quest unfun.

>>34327689
hit

>>34327673
Eh.

>>34327689
>hit

>>34327689
>hit
If we die again, this needs to pick up the pace.

>>34327706
>>34327701
You decide with a grin that in for a one, in for a dozen... or something like that, you never did pay much attention in english class.
Roll 1d11, first gets it

Rolled 10 (1d11)

>>34327734

Rolled 7 (1d11)

>>34327734

>>34327726
I'm going to speed up if we die again and say fuck the story and what not since you guys seem to want to play till the end.

>>34327743
I'll see myself out.

>>34327743
I DID actually laugh.

>>34327753
>3 deaths later

>>34327743
welp.
you really can't roll for shit can you rofls?

>>34327734
The card that you glance at reveals a 10 of diamonds... damnit. This time you feel nothing like a tinge or anything.
"I'm bust" you call out with a sigh as you prepare yourself for death once again.

>You have died
>As you are under level 10, you will lose only 50% exp
>As you are under level 10, you will respawn instantly if you choose to
>As you are under level 10, you will not lose any stats
>As you are under level 10, you will not lose any items
>As you are under level 10, you have the choice to be reborn within the starting town if you die outside it
>As you are under level 10, all malicious scrolls have no effect on what you drop on death
blah blah blah, you take a glance at your level which is now 6 with 0% exp before promptly stabbing your finger into system prompt choices. With a annoying flash of white light, you are once again standing within the lady's room... you really are growing to hate this room
She calls out to you
"Ready to try again darling?"
You decide to
>Play the damn woman' game again
>Accept until you win (no more of these prompts)
>Fuck her and fuck this whole quest, you aren't risking death again
>Ask her to postpone her games until after the fetch quest
>writein

>>34327835
>Accept until you win (no more of these prompts)

>>34327768
>Accept until you win (no more of these prompts)
You are now level 1.

>>34327835
well at least we know why this quest was B+

>>34327835
>Accept until you win (no more of these prompts)
She's going to say that NOONE has ever won without figuring out the "trick" before isn't she?

>>34327908
fuk her and her cheating also fuk the amulet
>>34327835
>Accept until you win (no more of these prompts)

>>34327940
The trick is to stick your dick in it?

>>34327859
>>34327872
>>34327908
>>34327940
You decide that you might as well be an idiot to the end, even if it ends with you at level one...
"Ready!" you shout out in a fake enthusiastic voice in an attempt to convince yourself.
She deals out the cards, she seems to have a jack of spades face up... how does she always seem to have a somewhat high card face up? Whatever.
Time to play again.
You look at your cards and see
roll 1d11, first two

Rolled 11 (1d11)

>>34327835

Rolled 9 (1d11)

>>34328031
If we win you've redeemed yourself

>>34327991
wait what? why are we still rolling?

AND THEN IT TURNS OUT TO BE A BEST OF THREE

>>34328031
>>34328009
Well that went better than expected you think internally as you stare at your hand, it shows you have a
>9 of clubs
>ace of hearts (i.e. 1 or 11)

This meant that unless the lady had a fucking ace as well facedown that you had won or at least tied. But than again... should you risk going further since an ace can be a 1 as well?
>hit
>stay
>writein

>>34328048
Let's not get ahead of of ourselves here.

>>34328031
>>34328009
Wait what the fuck, I just posted update? Why is it not showing up?

>>34328089
>>stay

>>34328123
nevermind, must be laggy

>>34328089
>stay

>>34328089
>stay

>>34328191
>>34328158
>>34328146
writing.

>>34328274
mfw the perception roll actually succeeds for once

As you reveal your hand with a grin to the lady, you once again feel the same fucking tinge. You are 99% sure its magical so you give the amulet in your hand a death glare however it seems that it is not coming from the amulet…
The lady reveals her hand with a smirk showing an ace facedown giving her the magical 21, goddamnit, fuck her and fuck her luck… wait a minute, was it really luck that she had such high numbers each time? Could it be she was cheating?

Before she blasts you to death you decide to
>call her out for her possible cheating (well there goes any favour you may have earned with her)
>don’t call out her cheating
>writein
You have very little time as you’re about to once again die.

>>34328089
>call her out for her possible cheating (well there goes any favour you may have earned with her)

>>34328346
>Flip her cards over

>>34328346
>call her out for her possible cheating (well there goes any favour you may have earned with her)
Redemption denied.

>>34328394
mind telling me why?

>>34328410
It's not your fault mate, its the evil QM rails, unless you had gotten 21 or I had succeeded the perception with a crit, it was always going to take a few games until you realize she's cheating.
>>34328410
>>34328394
>>34328366
So call her out on her cheating and flip her cards?
Should have enough time for that, writing.

>>34328429
I don't really know if it'll work. If the cards themselves are enchanted, flipping them might mess up the spell and it changes the face.

If they come from the "Lady", then flipping them won't do anything. But I don't really know what else to do.

>>34328480
makes sense and the QM accepted doing them both anyway.

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>>34328458
;_;

>>34328458
That bitch, she/he/whatever was fucking cheating and you were never one to allow cheating... aimed towards yourself at least. With a roar of pure rage, you rush the lady suprising her as she stumbles backwards on her chair. You quickly turn over the pack of cards and the cards she had looking for any tempering or what not... which you do not find anything of...
However just because you had no proof did not mean she was not cheating as you call out maliciously
"You were cheating you fucking bitch weren't you?" the voice sounds so cruel and evil that you're kind of surprised that the shounen hero title's voice change did not even affect it.
"What are you talking about darling? Are YOU really presuming I would cheat?" She asks as if shes offended at the thought, she follows with a glare stating
"Do you even have any proof?"

roll 1d100+5 to see if you can figure out, best of 3

Rolled 63 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>34328598

Rolled 60 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>34328598
Yeah your using the same magic you use to change your gender didn't you?

Rolled 54 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>34328598

Rolled 34 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>34328458
>it was always going to take a few games until you realize she's cheating
ehhh. It works for a tv show or video game, but that's seriously testing it when done in a quest. Immersion is important, but we also could've just rolled for how many times we died to speed things along.

>>34328598
this >>34328621 except with proper grammar:
"Yeah, you're using the same magic that I'm looking for, aren't you? The power to change appearance is so easy to use to cheat."

>>34328674
add "If you can change your gender something like changin the picture of card is easy in fact why don't you let me check the deck, if you changed the cards the deck should have an uneven number of ace's

>>34328619
>>34328621
>>34328667
68, lower success. not immediately figured out, time for options.
Writing.
>>34328674
I'm sorry, people were complaining about immersion so I tried to be more immersive this time around. There was also the possibility of rolling high when given the chance and beating her cheating fair and square.

>>34328756
Don't dealer's win ties anyways?

>>34328756
You try and look through every hint you've ever been given within your mind however you don't seem to be able to make a breakthrough. It seems that there are 4 possibilities within your mind. It would probably be bad to fail this.

You decide the reason was
>She had enchanted cards

>She was cheating using her magic like >>34328621

>Some kind of more mundane cheating (e.g. cards up sleeves, etc.)

Checking her deck to see if there are any doubles is optional addition to any of the above.

>>34328756
Well, it's quite a conundrum figuring out how to do this with blackjack. You didn't do bad: you just bit off more than you could chew.

>>34328792
Winning would require:
>A blackjack on our side
>the face-up card to not be 10 or ace.

That would require more deaths than we have levels. Although that's what I thought the plan was when we picked
>Accept until you win (no more of these prompts)

>>34328861
>She was cheating using her magic like >>34328621 (You)
along with checking the deck

>>34328879
it was originally the plan, I was honestly expecting to fail all my rolls for another 1-2hours. Than came the 94 and you got the option to call out on her cheating.

>>34328879
Alternatively, we could've flipped her cards and hit for her before she has time to activate the magic.

>>34328861
check and cheating with magic

>>34328879
Still here just no idea what to vote.
Second this >>34328896 I guess.

oh right

>>34328861
>She was cheating using her magic like

>Checking her deck to see if there are any doubles is optional addition to any of the above.
HAH, what if we call a random card that was NOT copied, and when she uses the magic to make a new one, the inconsistency reveals itself?

>>34329010
>>34328998
>>34328896
writing.

Do I get the worst QM award yet?

>>34329070
no worries your still new in questing there have been worst mistakes.

>>34329070
nah, you get the "Scrub QM, can't even piss off the playerbase, git gud" award

There WERE ways to solve this, just...a little difficult to present.

>>34329070
Not even close.
Gold star for effort though
I would have been happy with "You lose 458 times over the next six hours. You are now level 1 with 0 xp. You win with 21."

>>34329070
You decide that you’ve heard she’s someone with magical talent so the best possibility is that shes cheating with her magic. Before she can annihilate you with her magic, you speak out in your best “Sherlock” voice… which would probably humiliate all sherlocks who have ever existed.
“I have deducted that there is only one possibility, YOU MUST BE USING YOUR MAGIC TO CHEAT and as proof…” You promptly grab the deck and begin looking for a copy of the card on the table however… it seems that you can’t find it. Damn, you’re sure she must be using magic to cheat however it seems that you have no proof.
“…Ummm, well you’ve used magic to change yourself, changing cards must be easy for one such as you” you try stating as you slightly lose momentum from the fact that there are no duplicate cards within the deck.
“Me? Cheat? No darling, the gods of luck simply smile their blessings upon me, I thought you were better than this. Did you really think that my luck had some kind of magic element to it?” She asks as if shes insulted… Guess theres only one option for you, You’re going to have to try and bullshit your way through this

Roll 1d100, best of 3.

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>34329171
rolling

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>34329171

>>34329110
I was originally going to do that before realising we have a fetch quest to do afterwards... That and rolling well on perception

>>34329179
fuck

On a semi-related note. Are you all on board for becoming a trap when/if we manage to ever finish this quest? Or will I get my heart broken.

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>34329246
yes, only reason I'm sticking around
>>34329171

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>34329171
Here's a third roll.

dam looks like we failed so sad

>>34329262
>>34329195
>>34329179
jesus christ...
welp, guess we're going to be level 1

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>34329200
What, no, don't actually make us go through 248 failures. Just timeskip that.

>>34329246
I sincerely don't give a shit about the character's gender. Just don't take over the quest and leave like all the other times it's happened on other quests.

>>34329284
Can we just auto turn this in and forget the fetch quest for now? Winning this at a dire cost to gain nothing is going to feel bad.

>>34329284
You do your best trying to bullshit your way through however it seems that without absolute evidence you are simply angering the lady and losing favour.
After 10 or so minutes of ineffective arguing, you once again die as the lady looks somewhat bored with you. God fucking da-
>You have died
>As you ar-
You ignore the system prompt and quickly click buttons necessary for the revival.
A quick glance shows that you are now at level 5 50% exp.
You were never one to give up, even if she's cheating and you must play a thousand games, you were going to beat her fair and square. If you can't prover her cheating than the only path is to beat her legitimately.

Roll 1d100 (average of 3) to see how hard and how many times you die

>>34329323
what are you talking about? Take the failure like a man. This path was set the moment the decision was made to take BOTH tasks.

Besides, level 1 with no stat or skill loss. Do you not understand how this is actually good?

>>34329375
>no stat loss
Kek
>no skill loss
Everything's at 0%

Rolled 11 (1d100)

rolling

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>34329371
Sure, why not

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>34329371

>>34329375
I didn't vote for both tasks, but I'm fine with doing it if we have to. I was gone last thread right before sulky taught us magic

>>34329375
wait a darn second here we really should check our stats or something

>>34329415
and yes I nearly forgot that you can't see QM statsheet
Writing up and showing stat sheet. completely forgot

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>34329371

>>34329395
>>34329397
>>34329401
40 deaths, welp

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>34329415
>As you are under level 10, you will not lose any stats
I know you said your grammar was off, and you probably did not intend the exploit, but...

>All skills at 0%
Learning/Unlocking skills and gaining permanent statups is best for low levels anyway.

>>34329410
I didn't vote for it either, but you just have to accept that. Can't wait to see what'll happen when I leave for a couple of hours and come back.

>>34329475
>but I'm fine with doing it if we have to
Sorry if I'm coming off as negative, not trying to.

>>34329460
In the course of the next 6 or so hours, the sun overtakes the moon's darkness and dawn breeches the sky through the window for a magnificent sight... which is all worthless to you since you are too busy staring at your win...
IT TOOK YOU FUCKING 40 TIMES however you have finally won. The lady had started staring at you with what you hope is shock and admiration somewhere around the 10th time.
>You have unlocked skill Unconquerable Will
>You have unlocked title One who welcomes death
well at least you got some skills out of all the deaths...
With a sigh, you open up the status screen showing...
1/2

>>34329475
meant you will not lose permanent stats, above level 10, you will lose permanent stats

>>34329547
Race: Human
Faction: The Carriers of the Heros Will does not like you (-30)
Profession: None
Alignment: 29 Holy
Title: New player 4/7 Y(1 week of safety from PVP, going past the starting area breaks this), The shounen hero (+5 courage, +5 foolishness, +5 fame) this is currently equipped, One who welcomes death (+10 foolishness, +necromancy skill: Raise Self, + 40dark, +2 endurance, +2 magical resistance, +5 willpower)
Level: 1
Fame: 11+5
Health: 100/100
Mana: 100/100
Strength: 2
Agility: 4 (4 temporarily lost, will be regained on sufficient level up)
Intelligence: 5
Luck: 0
Courage: 11+5
Foolishness: 14+5
Independence: 1
Endurance: 5 (System note: Abusing the death function will result in a ban)
Magic Resistance: 3
Stealth: 0 (has not been fully unlocked)

You have 0 unassigned skill points
Skills:
Foolish Courage: Intermediate (By attempting what you assume is both a foolish yet a courageous act, you will increase all stats by 50% until the act is finished)
One who overcomes bad luck: Beginner (You receive a +2 in all stats as long as you're in an unlucky situation)
Unconquerable will (Beginner): You will temporarily be able to do a single extra "action" even when at death's door (i.e. at 0 hp)
It seems that you've dropped down to level 1 however what suprises you is that you not only gained new skills however alot of stats had been raised as well.

The lady smiles at you in an affectionate manner as she states that you have gained alot of her favour for playing with her till the very end. She states that she will do her best to help you along the road for the fetch quest and will even allow you do drop the quest if you wish... at the cost of the additional gift. She also states that you can take one of the gift's early since she likes you, of course she would PREFER you do not.
2/3

>>34329786

You decide to
>Ask her about the whole favour system
>Ask her about the "help" the she could give
>Leave the bitch and do her fetch quest, fuck her, she cost you so many levels... even if she did get you some extra skills/titles out of it
>Finish up early, no fetch quest
>Ask her something (about what?)
>writein
>optional: take the gift early

>Ask her about the whole favour system
>Ask her about the "help" the she could give

this first then we can finish the quest

>>34329786
So what does Raise Self do?

>>34329836
>Do fetch quest
>take gift early

>>34329874
There is no skill description, however your gaming knowledge from previous games tell you that it will probably let you revive yourself as a zombie or something... than again you may be wrong. You'll need good old google to find out what it really does.

>>34329874
we should ask how the favour system works and what kind of help she gives.

>>34329836
>>Ask her about the "help" the she could give
>>optional: take the gift early

>>34329904
I'd rather gain more favour by doing the quest and asking later.

>>34329874
>>34329866
>>34329933
so taking the gift early, keep going with fetch quest (even through you're level 1), asking about what kind of help she can give and finding out about favor system??
welp this is going to take awhile to write.

>>34329904
I guess I can understand that but then why are we taking the gift early since she doesn't like that?

>Do fetch quest

>>34329972
We can shelf the fetch quest until we relevel right?

Lets go kill another wraith

>>34329988
Not for very long, but yeah.

>>34329982
Could be a skill. I'd level those as soon as possible. Could also be the appearance changing thing, and the sooner we get the thing we actually set out for, the better.

We better be the most moe kawaii trap possible.
uguu~

>>34329972
You decide that since you're now at fucking level 1, its best to get all the help you can possibly get.
"My lady, could you be so kind as to help explain the favor system and the kind of help you can give me on this quest for the mountain rose" you say in your best prose and copy of what nobles in games typically talk like. The lady promptly giggles and begins to explain.

>You can now view the favour system you have with the Lady, be warned that the Lady is a whimsical individual who seems to wish to let "luck" decide everything. This means that there may be variations in cost of favour even if two players ask for the same thing.
>Current favour with lady: 1230
>Current favour loss per day: 50

A system screens shows you the possible "options" you have to using her favour, you promptly ignore the over 1000 section (good filter) and see some of the "cheaper" favour options, you decide you want:
>Gear for low level characters (around 100-200)
>Gear for mid level characters (around 201-500
>Cheap items (10-100)
>Moderate items (101-500ish)
>Ask her for a personal favour (depends on the favour)
>writein (QM will see how much it'll cost)

Whilst you ignored the over 1000 section, its worthy to note that gaining a minor "gift" (not as quest reward but buying with favour) costs 1000 whilst getting a minor noble title is 5000

breaking the posts up, since hard to do multiple choices

>>34330212
>>Gear for low level characters (around 100-200)
>Cheap items (10-100)
>writein (QM will see how much it'll cost)
-How Can I learn the magic that allows me to change my gender?

We need equipment and some items to survive the fetch quest. And lets ask how much favour learning gender changing magic cost.

>>34329988
yes technically however there is favour loss daily and the fetch quest item locations is a week away as stated previously

>>34330212
Are you asking us if we want to spend points right now?

>>34330212
Oh, so we can't ask for the appearance magic?

>>34330320
not spending points is also an option.
>>34330309
her magic is quite unique, it will probably be around 10000 for her to teach you the basics.

>>34330212
Ask her for XP and stats

>>34330324
>>34330309
I thought that was going to be the gift. That we got from blackjack.
If that's not the case then I second
>Gear for low level characters (around 100-200)
>writein (QM will see how much it'll cost) How Can I learn the magic that allows me to change my gender?

>>34330212
can we get free cash?
can she identify the amulet of bad luck and sword?

>>34330371
we still havn't got our gift yet, its coming up after decisions on equipment
>>34330369
She could possibly hire a trainer for you but that would be anywhere from 200 (common enough skill/stat) to 1000 (hard skill/stat).

>>34330397
Bronze/silver/gold can not be gained from favour
Yes somewhat for both however you would need to roll for both and favour cost will be quite large

>>34330212
So seems to be consensus on gear.
writing

>>34330497
You see the options and decide that the best choice would be to get some gear for the present as you're about to go on a damn fetch quest as a level 1
You see a range of options however three pieces of gear you notice in particular

>An leather armour made of thick black fur, you sense something magical about it, level requirement is 5, other details unknown (price: 1d100, highest of 3, you want low)
>A rapier that you had seen that pompous bastard awhile back (at the hotel) wear. level requirement is 10, other details unknown (price: 1d200 highest of 3)
>A pair of glasses which seem ordinary yet have red shades... it looks cool, level requirement 1, other details unknown (price 1d50, highest of 3)
>any combination of the above
>none of them

>bad luck situation activated

So the "magic" she used was "luck" and she's not just "Lady" but The Lady. Great. That doesn't help us at all, other than the person who has the most control over the amulet.

Never, ever call her Fortune. Ever.

Rolled 39 (1d50)

>>34330612
Rolling for armor and shades.

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>34330612

>>34330663
havn't called for a roll yet as noone has decided on item.
wait for the prompt to roll

>>34330612
Let's go for the Glasses and the Rapier. We can wear the glasses right now, and we'll need a sword pretty quick.

>>34330697
My bad.

>>34330712
we already have a sword

>>34330737
Technically you do but that sword is more of a plot item. Its not meant for serious usage at least not yet

>>34330612
Definitely the glasses, but I'm split between none or both of the others.

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>>34330612
please tell me these are them

>>34330774
I'll throw a vote in for sword too.

>>34330663
>>34330712
>>34330777
Consensus on glasses, you can get the other items later when you come back I guess...
writing

>>34330799
roll 1d50 here, writing is done but forgot to let you guys roll

>>34330774
Is it indestructible?

Rolled 18 (1d50)

>>34330835
Done with namefagging after this post. I can't be redeemed.

Rolled 30 (1d50)

>>34330835
Rolling.

>>34330787
yes but they are red

>>34330858
>>34330852
Down to two huh? writing
>>34330841
Sword is nowhere near indestructible, its rusted and everything

Rolled 12 (1d50)

>>34330922
oops

>>34330922
You decide on the gear you will buy with favour and with a flash of light, the gear appears in front of you.
>You have gained Cool yet Pointless Shades, legends say there is also a star version of these shades. These shades seem to be popular among collectors
Now that you are “better” prepared, its time to get the “gift” early… who knows, it may be helpful on the journey and all. The lady explains that you may choose from 3 minor gifts, the gifts which show on the system prompt are:
>Character creation screen (redo the character creation, limited to one time only)
>A random mutation (have fun rolling)
>A chosen minor mutation with the eyes

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>>34330955
by the way, these are the glasses

>>34330955
>A random mutation (have fun rolling)
end up ugly, get high enough Charm/Charisma that it doesn't matter.

>>34330955
>Character creation screen (redo the character creation, limited to one time only)

>>34330955
>Character creation screen (redo the character creation, limited to one time only)
Let's not be a grill anymore.

Also, crazy bitch won't stab us in real life anymore.

>>34331098
>>34331050
Writing.
She's not crazy... just a slight bit abnormal okay shes crazy

>>34330955
You decide that the best course of action is to choose the character creation screen, after all, you really don’t want to get stabbed in real life from crazy woman who are significantly stronger than you. That and the fact that you have her email and are going to meet up with her in game one day. Preferably you would not be found out that you were the reason she lost her job…
You quickly select on the system prompt “character generation”, a red warning pops up that besides the gender, all other details will be randomised INCLUDING your username. Welp, if possibly getting a stupid username is what it takes than so be it you think as you quickly push down on the accept button.
With a whirl of light, you find yourself floating in a sea of nothingness

The system prompt echoes within your mind, you choose
>Male
>Female

>>34331263
Male.

>>34331263
MALE

FUCK YOU QM RAILROAD US INTO MALE DON'T MAKE IT HAPPEN AGAIN

>>34331407
What?

I'm going to be considerably sad if we don't become a trap.

>>34331407
>>34331421
it's a joke? ....I think?

>>34331407
>>34331298
So male it is, Writing
Is it meant to be this slow around now on /tg/? I can end it sooner if its night or something where you guys live.

>>34331489
I'd like to go to bed in around 40 min or so.

>>34331489
And as much as I'm gearing for the whole trap thing, doing it with 2 active people could be a bad thing for this quest. Or it could bring new people, either one.

>>34331489
see >>34329307

I've never once cared about this sort of thing. Although it is true that I have to leave in less than 2 hours.

>>34331567
I'm still here anon. Just dropped the name.

>>34331583
I don't mean you specifically, but too many times has chargen been killed because of all the arguements over appearance and gender, when none of that is ever used in the actual story. In the times that it does, everybody is so buttflustered that hardly anyone is actually playing IC.

>>34331647
In my defense. It seemed like a majority opinion thing in the last two threads when there were more people.

>>34331489
You decide to play it safe and change your whole gender, after all whilst there is novelty in being a girl, it does get old quite fast… With a whirl of light, a mirror is presented to you… Well at least your hair is different BUT YOU STILL LOOK MOSTLY THE SAME. Besides your hair being shorter and your face actually being cuter than before, you are still mostly the same as before. It seems that the “lady” has trolled you hard as whilst your gender has changed, you actually are more girly than before.
After a now expected flash of light, you are back in the lady’s room giving what you hope is a death glare (read: cute tsundere like look) at the lady whilst she giggles and laughs.
“Sorry *giggle* darling, it was too fun to mess with you so I may have slightly slanted the change in a certain way…” she states whilst she “tries” her best to stop sniggering… That does it, when you find the coder of this NPC, he was going to die a long and painful death.
You leave the mansion after a hour or so of chatting with the lady, it is currently the morning of the 9th. You are currently in the noble area and you know that 7 days to the east is the mountain with the “mountain flower”. You have 1200 current favour which means that at 50 a day, you have 24 days to reach the mountain and come back.
1/2

>>34331647
I regret taking on the name for most of this thread, maybe people saw it was just 3 namefags and got spooked out of here.

>>34331676
Well one goal down. Goal of add one person to friends list still unfulfilled.

>>34331672
and that's fine. The problem is when the "majority" don't actually vote come crunch time. That leaves the people left with a character they didn't ask for.

>>34331689
I could take off my name too, but I won't say a thing because I'm probably just bitter and hateful right now.

>>34331676
Before anything else you remember that you have the shades, you quickly equip them to find out… you have gained no stats whatsoever. What the fuck, did you just spend 30 favour getting an item that adds no fucking stats? However you quickly realise something you didn’t notice before… you can see a red bar with a number over the top of nearby individuals. With your game knowledge you quickly realise that this pair of glasses must allow you to view the health of nearby individuals.
Before you begin this trip you decide to
>Internet research
>Stock up on supplies
>Get some more equipment (back in the general store of the non-noble area)
>Train train train
>Head on out, the faster the better
>writein

>>34331768
I'm sorry ;_; its all my fault.
I will soduku later.

>>34331795
>Head on out, the faster the better

>>34331795
>Stock up on supplies

>>34331841
It's not so bad.
It could be worse, there aren't enough people for a shitstorm

>>34331841
Nah, it's unreasonable for a first time QM to deal with that. That involves QMing as a skill rather than writing as a skill.

>>34331795
>Train train train
Hit the same spot, over and fucking over. (this is just going to look adorable rather than badass, isn't it?)

>>34331858
>>34331846
Since it seems only you two than I guess we will stock up on supplies before rushing out. Using up all 3 bronze for water/bread okay?

>>34331917
oh wait nvm, sorry missed you.
guess I'll give a bit longer for voting, my bad
yes, its just going to look adorable

>>34331917
>Train train train
guess we can do this

>>34331942
I'm more than happy with adorable.

>>34331942
training and buying supplies
writing

>>34332006
You decide that you will probably need a bit more training (what with you being level 1) and that you will also stock up on supplies for the journey. You leave the noble areas through the main gate much to the glaring of nearby players (it seemed that they had been refused entry)… or at least the glaring of the players before they saw your face. Once they saw your face, it seems that most of the glares turned into another more “hungry” look. Funny this is just your luck, when you chose a girl avatar, you gained almost no attention but now that you’re a fucking boy avatar, you’re getting the looks you were hoping for before. With a sigh you quickly navigate to the general store and spend all 3 bronze you have left on
>You have gained 10 bread
>You have gained 5 water
The young girl behind the counter looks like she has a quest to give you however when you ask, she simply states that she’s looking for a “stronger” and more “famous” adventurer… which is not you… great. With a inward sigh, you trudge towards the training fields, luckily the old man mentor is not there so there won’t be any “social” issues.
You pick up the wooden sword lying near one of the “targets of your strength” as you decide to begin training. You seem to be gaining quite a crowd of “watchers” however you ignore them as you concentrate

Roll 1d100+7

Rolled 75 + 7 (1d100 + 7)

>>34332144

Rolled 69 + 7 (1d100 + 7)

rolling

>>34332144
>Funny this is just your luck, when you chose a girl avatar, you gained almost no attention but now that you’re a fucking boy avatar, you’re getting the looks you were hoping for before.
This is the grin I had been waiting for.

>>34332170
>>34332162
writing.

Rolled 68 + 7 (1d100 + 7)

>>34332144
here's a third roll

>>34332162
>82
not bad at all

>>34332268
You take a stance whilst glaring at the red hp bar of the “target”, you decide that you’re not going to give up until the health of it reaches zero. So you begin pounding the scarecrow with your wooden blade and pounding and pounding. Each strike seems to do around 1-2 damage whilst the scarecrow seems to have 1000 health however you do not give up, not even after several dozens of hours have passed, not even when the hunger and thirst message showed up, not even when the system prompt stating that
>strength has increased by 1
>endurance has increased by 1
has shown up. Only after the scarecrows health has dropped down to zero do you finally collapse into unconsciousness upon the ground.
1/2

>>34332346
So, mage guild or SALLY FORTH?

>>34332346
And our fanclub was born.

>>34332387
We are SALLYING. After we train, and buy supplies.

>>34332387
We should probably finish the quest first going to the mage guild.

>>34332346
You wake up covered in your own vomit and gastric juices lying upon the same area as before. It seems that whilst you were asleep, someone had thrown a pink girly blanket over your form. You thank that person inwardly as you quickly store the blanket within your inventory
>you have gained pink blanket, it has an enchantment to ensure that the user will wake up if anything dangerous is nearby.

You scramble down the bread and water
-3 bread
-2 water
as if you've never eaten or drinked anything your whole life as you stretch your sore body. Nearby you see many curious onlookers gossip amongst themselves whilst pointing at you.You easily ignore them as you're way to tired after that workout to care about them
A quick glance at the system clock shows that you've been here for a whole day (approx 28 hours). You decide that now is the time to
>check stats/gear and than leave for the mountain
>check stats/gear and than try and get a party for the quest
>check stats/gear and than fuck the mountain, I want my profession
>go meet those curious onlookers
>wander the town
>writein

>>34332441
hell see if we can buy the flower. sell the potion for it.

>>34332503
note: you can ignore checking stats/gear if you want and just do the action, its optional but I presumed people want to know the stats after training.

>>34332503
>check stats/gear and than leave for the mountain

>>34332503
So. Is game time = real life time? If not how does it break down.

>>34332530
OOC (needs roll) as you love money quite alot and have a need for it (i.e. the mother)

>>34332530
That's not very sporting.

>>34332503
seems that profession will have to wait for next thread.

>>34332503
>>check stats/gear and than leave for the mountain
could we just get a past bin that updates with our stats that way you don't need to post them every time

>>34332566
game time = real life time

>>34332503
>check stats/gear and than fuck the mountain, I want my profession
We should get herblore or whatever it's called here. It may make finding the flower easier, and should be a profitable profession if potions use herbs. May save time in the long run.

>>34332598
Our real self must be starving.

>>34332589
I will pastebin from now on and try to update it asap.
>>34332589
>>34332537
writing up leaving for mountain. Thread will probably end once we arrive at mountain and get the flower.

>>34332617
Please. Blood clots have killed us 12 hours ago. We are the game now.

>>34332617
Welcome to the future where the machine provides the food [gruel] (so addicted players don't die). Of course you will probably need to fill it up sooner or later but theres probably enough for another few days.

>>34332611
>>34332623
Herblore is tempting. How long would that take?

>>34332653
I guess we could be on coumadin to prevent blood clots.

>>34332675
Herblore makes a lot of sense IC, in every mmo I've ever played the major money comes from consumables (Besides diablo 3, but ya).

>>34332623
You decide that its about time you head for the mountain and finish up the damn fetch quest. You ignore the stares of the gossipers as you walk with "gallantry" (which the guys thought was really cute and the girls thought was really cool) past the gate.
The path to the mountain is provided by the system (due to it being a quest) however you understand theres multiple ways of travelling there.
You can
>Rush it asap ignoring everything except whats in your way
>Hunt monsters along the way for loot/coin/exp
>Take the safest route

prepare for timeskip of one week with player only deciding major events during the week

To get Herblore I think we just need to pick and analyse every interesting plant we see on the way.

That or maybe we can research it in the internet?

>>34332735
I distinctly remember there was a kindly old lady who was the herblore npc. Unless I'm just making this up.

>>34332735
New writein option:
>Focus on trying to get the herblore skill along the way to the mountain
>Internet (e.g. buying flower, researching best route, how to get herblore, etc.)

>>34332734
>Hunt monsters along the way for loot/coin/exp and >Focus on trying to get the herblore skill along the way to the mountain

>>34332734
>Hunt monsters along the way for loot/coin/exp
We need XP. Very badly. We don't have much PVP immunity left.

>>34332734
>Focus on trying to get the herblore skill along the way to the mountain

>>34332754
There is, she was one of the possible magic mentors

>>34332787
Does skilling give xp, or only quests/killing mobs? If so I change to
>Focus on trying to get the herblore skill along the way to the mountain
If not then stick with xp route. We need it.

>>34332787
can we meet her before leaving?

>>34332771
>>34332777
>>34332782
Writing up splitting focus between herblore and hunting monsters
Note that it will now take longer to get to the mountain but I'm sure the possibility of the herblore skill is good enough for that.

>>34332822
Sounds good.

>>34332822
We do need to know the Flower after all.

>>34332822
Better to have herblore to make finding what we need faster so that we can waste less time when going back especially with our portal skill.

>>34332822
You decide that you will probably need a ton of exp (to survive the damn trip and because of PVP red bastards) and that getting herblore will probably be a path for easy gold. With your thoughts settled you set off at a brisk walk towards your destination.

On the first day, you are traveling through the plains and meet various rabbits, wild dogs and wolves however the mob that you focused on killing was the
>easy rabbits
>moderate dogs
>hard wolves

Your focus on herblore so far has gained you a huge amount of various plant loot which you have tested in various manner ranging from touching, grounding it, eating it, testing it on animals, combining it, etc. However there was one type of plant along the journey that you found you had the best ability using
>poisonous plants affecting health
>poisonous plants affecting statuses
>plants with beneficial effects specifically those against statuses
>plants with beneficial effects specifically those that healed health/mana
>writein (e.g. no focus)

>>34332954
>>hard wolves
>>34332954
>>plants with beneficial effects specifically those that healed health/mana

>>34332954
>hard wolves
>plants with beneficial effects specifically those that healed health/mana

These way we can get xp while killing the hardest mobs

>>34332954
>moderate dogs
The best meta guess for most profitable would be
>poisonous plants affecting health

>>34332954
>Hard Wolves
quality over quantity

I'm a little conflicted on herbs. Heal pots are good for money, poisons and antidotes are good for quests, while status ailments are good for taking down bosses or lots of enemies.

>>34333026
About the herbs since were going up against the hardest mobs well probably take lots of damage. So we should probably focus on healing ourself. Plus our endurance will probably naturally increase.

>>34333010
I don't know. I feel like wolves would be too distracting and we would not be able to focus on herblore. And I figure if the game has a healing class, they have healing, status removal down, and can remove negetive status. But everyone with a bladed weapon will always want extra damage.

>>34332954
since we don't use mana on anything why not spam portals and get exp?

>>34333082
I think we can only use permanent portals that take expensive reagents and hours to cast atm.

>>34333082
That's on the return trip. Since we need to have been there to use the portal.

>>34333106
Temporary portals need no reagents, but take 2 hours. It's not so much blinking as a very slow game of hop scotch.

>>34333082
You take hours to cast it, you also need magic crystals for permanent ones and must have been there before.

So uh... wolves and health plants?
Writing but before that
give me
2d100

Rolled 76, 81 = 157 (2d100)

>>34333162
probly be leaving before the next post.

Rolled 80, 35 = 115 (2d100)

>>34333162

>>34333162
best of 3 btw.

Rolled 80, 36 = 116 (2d100)

>>34333162
rolling

>>34333197
>Beaten by 1.

>>34333197
>>34333182
>>34333174
higher success and moderate success.
writing
>>34333174
night/afternoon/morning anon

>>34333174
Bye.

>>34333174
bye anon

>>34333236
I think with what we are doing now/where we are at we will get more players next thread. Especially if it's this weekend and started a bit earlier than today's.

>>34333236
Whilst you killed quite a few foolish rabbits and defeated a good sum of wild dogs, the mob that you had focused on fighting was the MIGHTY
Level 5 Plains Wolf
…okay they were weak even when compared to the old you (before all the deaths) however they were quite a formidable enemy for the current you that was level one...or at least should be. Normally a battle against an enemy 5 levels higher than you would be quite challenging however it seemed that the odds was against the mangly wolf. Whilst you were only level one, your stats were equal to a level 4 or 5 and than there was the whole massive bonus from Foolish Courage. To make it even worse for the wolf, you could see exactly the amount of health it had left and you would always pick on the wolves who had already somewhat lost health in other fights. To call it a fight would be an insult on fights, it was more of an absolute slaughter. Without mercy you hunted down every wolf you could find and happily gouged out it flesh with your rusted dagger. You were in a somewhat good mood at the ease you are beating a higher levelled opponent before your rusted dagger had broken. After it was broken, you decided to spend the rest of the day focused on attempting to get herblore instead of fighting. It turns out you had a penchant for beneficial plants that healed hp/mana whilst you were somewhat average in other herblore. It seemed that you can’t get your head around poisonous herblore for some reason.
First day results:
+4 levels (you now had your agility stats back and 4 unspent points)
+ a lot of wolf items ranging from fur to teeth to trophy heads to paws
+1 strength
+ Beneficial Herblore health/mana regen (beginner level 1 20%): You are talented so you gain exp significantly faster
+Beneficial Herblore status help (beginner level 1 0%):
-2 bread
-1 water
-rusted dagger

1/2
fuck wall of text

>>34333236
I've been here for most of the thread, but I'm mostly lurking.

>>34333444
As you lay down your pink and actually really comfortable blanket, you realise you now had a major issue, you had lost your primary weapon (rusted dagger) which meant you had to choose between several options on a replacement. You choose
>Fight with just our hands
>Fight with the deteriorated "legendary sword"
>Fight using a makeshift weapon made of wolf's fangs and other wolf aspects. expect it to break easily
>writein

>>34333444
Quick notes: Forgot to mention that we have a small amount of herbs that heal mana and hp and that you can choose to test all weapon options before you truly choose if you wish.

>>34333517
>Fight using a makeshift weapon made of wolf's fangs and other wolf aspects. expect it to break easily
+1 crafting

>>34333517
>>34333553
Hands also work too. If the makeshift weapon is terrible, use hands.

>>34333517
>Fight using a makeshift weapon made of wolf's fangs and other wolf aspects. expect it to break easily. Also use things such as rocks and sticks to complement your weapons.

>>34333517
>>Fight with the deteriorated "legendary sword"

>>34333517
>Fight using a makeshift weapon made of wolf's fangs and other wolf aspects. expect it to break easily
Can we make a whip? Let's make a whip.

>>34333585
>>34333579
>>34333553
makeshift weapon wins

You decide that its best to try and fight with the wolvern parts as a makeshift weapon. The sword was too valuable as a quest mcguffin and if the wolf parts fails than you can always fight with your hands. You open your in inventory and quickly summon the wolf fangs along with the wolf guts and what not of the wolf.
Three possible weapons present itself in your mind

>Make a flail with guts and entrails of wolf and head of wolf
>Use the fangs of the wolf as daggers
>Use the guts and entrails of the wolf to make a spear combining the wolf fangs and a stick
>writein

Using the fangs as daggers can be on top of another however you only have two hands. flail and spear are mutually exclusive since both use the guts and entrails of the wolf as string. Unless you're going to roll really really well, you will probably need a good many prototypes and will only be able to make one of the two.

No matter what you choose,
please roll 1d100+5 best of 3

You know if we keep doing this I wouldn't be suprise we get a skill like Lancelot's Knight of Honor.

Rolled 87 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>34333703
>Whip

>>34333703

>Use the guts and entrails of the wolf to make a spear combining the wolf fangs and a stick

>>34333705
What you you mean 'keep doing this'?

Rolled 46 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>34333703
>Use the fangs of the wolf as daggers
because weve been using daggers for a while
and
>Whip

Dagger and whip is pretty cool combination.

Rolled 18 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>34333703

>>34333780
Using makeshift weapons instead of real ones. Canonically Lancelot gained knight of honor by beating an evil knight with a stick

>>34333780
I presume he means repeatedly using random, non-proper weapons

>>34333757
>>34333784
>>34333815

Damn only one good roll but atleast it's a 93

>>34333818
Alright, I see what you mean now. Could be nice, just pickup whatever is in arms reach and brandish it with a hefty mod.

>>34333834
Ya, supposed I've redeemed myself from earlier by now. Have gotten a few high rolls.

>>34333784
Yeah, I like the idea of having a Whip as main hand, daggers as offhand.

Braid the hide and hair to make the whip?

>>34333815
>>34333784
>>34333757
so whip made out of a combination of entrails, guts and tails of wolves along with a dagger. dagger will be in offhand whilst whip primary, don't expect the whip or the fangs to last long but than again I'm sure you guys know that

Writing

>>34333873
Well just keep making new one's

>>34333873
Sounds like a plan. Save our most ancient and fearsome sword for an emergency.

>>34333873
You decide that the best choice would be to create a motherfucking whip out of the tails, entrails and guts of the wolves you had slaughtered. You quickly begin your grissly work as you grin inwardly at the task. A bit of ripping there, a bit of tieing there and what not and soon (after countless failure prototypes) you have created your very own wolf whip of awesom-
>Badly made whip composed of wolf materials, looks like it will break soon, 1d3 can be used for coiling and what not
you ignore the system prompt that attempts to damper your good mood as you wrap up the whip around your belt's hook in true indiana jones fashion. Since the whip is one-handed, you also grab the sharpest fang you could find to use as an offhand dagger, it shall be known as the mighty des-
>Fang of wolf used as dagger, The "creator" of this is clearly a savage
...
well anyhow guess its time to
>sleep some
>train with new equipment against enemies in the night (don't forget dark bonus for enemies if they are dark)
>train by yourself
>writein

>>34334002
>sleep some

we need to rest so we can move as soon as the dark bonus disappears.

>>34334002
>train with new equipment against enemies in the night (don't forget dark bonus for enemies if they are dark)
Gotta keep those bonuses for stupid going!

>>34334002
note that the system prompt says nothing about the damage done by the wolf fang. It can be presumed that it does negligible damage.
>>34333896
You'll need to keep hunting wolves than as you've just used up a good amount of your wolf parts. You probably have enough for one more whip.

>>34334002
>sleep some
I bet this is an encounter. Pink blanket will protect us.

>>34334054
Your bonuses for stupid are active as long as you're doing things directly related to the quest. e.g. the wolves are in your way to the mountain flower.