>>34419588
>"Does this dress make me look fat?"

EVASIVE MANUEVERS!

Katya makes a small noise of impatience- your time is running out.

The simple answer is, of course, no. It's the flat truth too- Katya, you have to admit, looks incredible, and the dress is tight in all the right places, the vertical slash up the side revealing just enough leg to leave a person wanting to see more. Well, assuming it wasn't someone who wasn't used to seeing her in strikers or pantsless. Any of the others would have trouble competing right now, honestly. She's been spending a lot of time with the twins, though, so you're relatively sure that's not going to work. That said, while she seems to take delight in occasionally getting you wrong-footed, she's rarely, if ever, out and out malicious.

[] Of course not.
[] Just shoot me now. It'd be easier.

>>34419644
[x] Of course not.
Frank must suffer.

>>34419644
>[] Of course not.

EVADE!

>>34419644
>[x] Of course not.

>>34419644
>[x] Of course not.

Im pretty sure that given how thin Katya the only thing that could make her look fat is a fat suit

>>34419644
>[x] Of course not.

If we answer in any other way, Katya will have every right to call us a fucking liar, or worse, storm out of the room, which will make the rest of the vacation go to shit.

>>34419644
>[] Of course not.

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>>34419588
>>34419644
[X] Of course not.

Play it safe. Fly Casual

>>34419644
>"No, it makes your breasts and hips look absolutely the perfect size."

Pre-emptive counter-troll.

>>34419644
>[x] crazy ivan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7KnpmyHEsc

>>34419644
>[] Of course not.

[] Of course not.

Only answer that is ever possible to that question.

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>>34419644
>[x] Of course not.
I wish we could Crazy Ivan, I really do. Best night of the Week!

>>34419644
THIS! I can't think of a single woman (or married) who can take this counter attack!
>>34419714

>>34419644
Seconding >>34419714

>>34419644
Alternative: Bust out laughing.

"You? *Fat*?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You're the very definition of petite beauty! How on Earth can you think you're 'fat'?"

>>34419644
>[] Of course not.

in the words of Scott Steiner

SHES FAT!

>>34419997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xorC6vCrI-s

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[x] Taking the write in because the best way to beat an ambush is counterattack

You pause for a split second before answering with a shake of your head.

“No, it makes everything look absolutely the perfect size.” You say.

She frowns, picking briefly at the material over her hips. “Are you sure? I am afraid I gained weight, and this dress is too tight, it will display it.” She sighs. “I was not spending enough of time in the gym at the castle.”

You nod. “Yeah, I'm sure. It looks great. Madame Bernard is an artist.”

Katya, looking over at the older woman, nods. “We are fortunate Rosalie directed us to you, Madame.”

The older woman blushes a little bit at the compliment, but laughs lightly and shakes her head. “It has been my pleasure to work with you, Miss Litvyak. It is rare young ladies are as patient as you. Now, come, come. We must take a few more measurements.”

The two of them step into the back, leaving you alone in the front of the store with Madame Bernard's daughter- Perrine. She's been pretty quiet the entire time, and you've returned the gesture. She speaks up, after a moment.

“Pardon, monsieur, but are you the Frank Bishop of Berlin?” She asks, holding up a newspaper- one with an old photo of you, looks like the one taken at the white house christmas ball what feels like a lifetime ago. She points at it. “You look just like him.”

[] Yeah, that's me. Wow, I look nervous there, huh?
[] Ah- no. I get it a lot though.

>>34420289
>[] Yeah, that's me. Wow, I look nervous there, huh?

>Like Uncle Ruckus, no relation.jpg
I imagined Perrine talking like Ruckus and laughed so hard I couldn't breathe for a bit.

>>34420289
>[] Yeah, that's me. Wow, I look nervous there, huh?

>>34420289
>[] Yeah, that's me. Wow, I look nervous there, huh?
We're gonna get recognized anyway, may as well own it.

...Seen in London alone with Ice, seen in France alone with Katya. We're going to have frigging countries joining the waifu wars at this point.

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>>34420289
>[x] Yeah, that's me. Wow, I look nervous there, huh?

>>34420335
for you

>>34420289
Perrine a shi-
>Not a witch
Best

[x] Yeah, that's me. Wow, I look nervous there, huh?
Is this a no-fucks-given day? It feels like one.

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>>34419644
[X] Of course not.

>>34420289
>[] Yeah, that's me. Wow, I look nervous there, huh?
Yes and?

>>34420289
>[] Yeah, that's me. Wow, I look nervous there, huh?
just keep it quiet worstgirl

>>34420289
>[] Yeah, that's me. Wow, I look nervous there, huh?
>Just don't mention it to anyone you know

Keep a low profile at least

[] Yeah, that's me. Wow, I look nervous there, huh?

"I need a complete face remodel after the war, or else there will be no quiet days for me ever again."

>>34420289
[X] Yeah, that's me. Wow, I look nervous there, huh?

>>34420407
no thanks it could make us look like a freak

>>34420289
>[x] Yeah, that's me. Wow, I look nervous there, huh?
No reason to lie, long as she keeps it on the down low its fine.

>Madame Bernard's daughter- Perrine
The name probably became popular after the war and reconstruction.

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>>34420289
[X] Yeah, that's me. Wow, I look nervous there, huh?

>>34420289
>[x] Yeah, that's me. Wow, I look nervous there, huh?

This kid must be named after Rosalie's grandmother

>>34420289
[X] Yeah, that's me. Wow, I look nervous there, huh?

"I think I've gained a few grey hairs since then."

>>34420353
>Seen in London alone with Ice, seen in France alone with Katya.

The tabloids are going to fucking love this.

>>34420495
FUCK!

>>34420289
[x] Ah- no. I look a lot worse now.

>>34420495
thank god there is no TMZ

also I bet frank is in a few teen mags

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>>34420451
>side-ties
I wish I could understand it.

>>34420495
>>34420526
Zero fucks to give.

>>34420289
>[X] Yeah, that's me. Wow, I look nervous there, huh?

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>>34420578
There is nothing to understand.

Sideties are perfection.

>>34420560
I still don't understand TMZ why do people watch it?

>>34420673
Same reason tabloids are in business. Juicy Juicy Gossip.

>>34420673

Same reason idiots read the Daily Mail.

>>34420714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eBT6OSr1TI

>>34420673
Because people take a perverse glee in watching assholes constantly harass celebrities.

>>34420649
More like sideunties...

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>>34420649
>they're lowleg too

>>34420946
They're a favorite with a surprising number of witches.

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>>34420983
>>34420946
Wrong picture.

>>34420649
Does anyone have the one with black thigh-highs?

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>>34421036
>Does anyone have the one with black thigh-highs?

Oh yes we do.

>>34421061
Beat version.

>>34421061
Black is best.

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[x] Yeah, that's me. Wow, I look nervous there, huh?

You smile and nod, looking at the picture- it's a small color reprint of the one taken back in DC, but there's enough detail you can still see all the little details.

She nods happily. “I thought so! I told mama when you walked in I knew it was you!” She smiles again. “Are you enjoying the city?”

You nod. “It's been great, so far. The food's the best of anywhere I've been.”

“Where have you been?” She asks.

You shrug. “Everywhere. London, Tokyo, San Diego.”

She nods. “Will you be staying here long?”

You shake your head. “Can't. It's back to the war for me.”

She looks sad for a moment, but nods again. “That is what my brother says. He's a Mirage pilot in Poland. I'll be one too, I'm going to polytechnique soon, but I'd rather go to Ecole de l'air. I have heard the ADA prefers students from there for fighters, and that is what I want.”

[] I don't know, personally, if it were me, I'd stay with polytechnique. Probably serve you better in the long haul.
[] Can't say I'd do any different, personally.

>>34421116
[x] I don't know, personally, if it were me, I'd stay with polytechnique. Probably serve you better in the long haul.

>>34421116
[X] Can't say I'd do any different, personally.

Be a bad influence.

>>34421116
>[] I don't know, personally, if it were me, I'd stay with polytechnique. Probably serve you better in the long haul.

>>34421116
>[x] I don't know, personally, if it were me, I'd stay with polytechnique. Probably serve you better in the long haul.

>>34421116
>[X] I don't know, personally, if it were me, I'd stay with polytechnique. Probably serve you better in the long haul.

>>34421116
>[] I don't know, personally, if it were me, I'd stay with polytechnique. Probably serve you better in the long haul.

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>>34421116
>[] Can't say I'd do any different, personally.

I have no fucking clue how the FAF training system works.

Also Rafale is better.

>>34421116
>[] I don't know, personally, if it were me, I'd stay with polytechnique. Probably serve you better in the long haul.

That girl does not want to go where we're going.

>>34421116
>[] I don't know, personally, if it were me, I'd stay with polytechnique. Probably serve you better in the long haul.
Seems wiser.

>>34421116
[x] I don't know, personally, if it were me, I'd stay with polytechnique. Probably serve you better in the long haul.

>>34421116
[x]BOTH
[x] Can't say I'd do any different, personally, but Polytechnique might serve you better in the long haul.

>>34421116
>[] Can't say I'd do any different, personally.

Hey she wants to fly fighters. We were so different when we were her age.

Also is she talking about flying Mirage strikers or being an actual fighter pilot.

[] I don't know, personally, if it were me, I'd stay with polytechnique. Probably serve you better in the long haul.

"You a profession after the war after all."

>>34421116
[X] I don't know, personally, if it were me, I'd stay with polytechnique. Probably serve you better in the long haul.
A pilot's pay isn't enough to retire on is it?

>>34421260
Actual fighter pilot. She has no sparkles.

>>34421116
This >>34421259

>>34421260
Try reading comprehension, she isn't a witch.

>>34421116
[X] Can't say I'd do any different, personally.

>>34421259
I like this

>>34421116
[X] Can't say I'd do any different, personally.
[X] Act seductively.

>>34421498
>Trying to seduce a girl right in front of her mother and in Katya's presence.

How about no.

>>34421260
this, need data, goast, care to confirm?

>>34421525
Subtle seduction. Bishop family genes.

>>34421533
>Her daughter, you've discovered, isn't a witch at all.

>>34421533
Read

>>34419588
>Her daughter, you've discovered, isn't a witch at all.

>>34420289
>The two of them step into the back, leaving you alone in the front of the store with Madame Bernard's daughter- Perrine

>>34421566
ah, misssed that part, reading on a phone. In that case:
>>34421116
voting for this:
>>34421259

>>34421558
The harem pheromones don't require conscious activation you fool

>>34421590
Yes they do. Otherwise Mav would be in the Harem.

>>34421590
>>34421599
dat tohno gland.

>>34421599
The pheromones know to differentiate between Friend and potential mate.

>>34420560
>not knowing about National Enquirer
Oh my god those guys are crazy, I have seen them in fucking Dubai when we were on leave, spying on celebrities, and this is the 1980s, they will take pictures of us.

>>34421599
Young's pheromone are stronger than Bishop's.
....And lately often mixed Mav with Slider. Welp.

>>34421624
Mav was a potential love interest. We just fucked that up.

>>34421627
my kingdom for a silenced pistol to shoot cameras with...

>>34421627
It's the 90s now. Year is 1990.

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>>34421016
Go back to sea, danno,

>>34421672
No. Georgette a best.

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[] Mixed bag.

“Well,” you say, thinking briefly back to your own decision on schools- you'd had acceptance letters from the air force academy as well, though you'd only applied there on your mother's assistance, and when you'd been accepted to Annapolis, that was that. “I can't say I'd do any different, but Polytechnique might do you better in the long run.”

She considers that, nodding. “I suppose so. There will be much call for Engineers to rebuild Europe after this war, won't there?”

You nod. “Yeah, I imagine so. And you can't fly fighters forever, even the best eventually get too old.”

You don't see much of a point in adding in that that's actually pretty rare for the best- guys like you that are constantly pushing the envelope. Sometimes, shit happens, especially when you're out beyond the bleeding edge.

But, telling that to an eighteen year old, full of hope and dreams, isn't doing anyone any good.

She pauses for a minute, before nodding right as Katya and Madame Bernard walk back in. “I think I'll follow your advice. There is no reason the ADA won't take me for fighter school, and if I decide I do not like it, I can always do something else.”

You laugh, noting that the dress hasn't changed at all that you notice. Madame Bernard prefers to work like that, she's said- viewing it, then altering it in her sewing room while everyone is still there. And while you can't see any differences, Katya looks far more pleased with it.

“What do you think of it now, Monsieur Bishop?” Madame Bernard asks.

[] Looks amazing. Don't suppose you'd tailor my Dress uniform for me, would you?
[] I honestly can't see a difference, but if Katya's happy, then I'm happy with it.

>>34421828
>[] Looks amazing.
Not the last bit, we don't want to be here.

>>34421828
>[] Looks amazing. Don't suppose you'd tailor my Dress uniform for me, would you?

We must be fabulous.

>>34421828
>[] Looks amazing. Don't suppose you'd tailor my Dress uniform for me, would you?

>>34421828
>[X] Looks amazing. Don't suppose you'd tailor my Dress uniform for me, would you?

>>34421828
>[x] I honestly can't see a difference, but if Katya's happy, then I'm happy with it.

We're a typical military guy. Our area of expertise isn't fashion. It's breaking things and hurting people.

>>34421828
[x] Looks amazing. Don't suppose you'd tailor my Dress uniform for me, would you?
She's more likely to give us a discount.

>>34421828
>[x] Looks amazing. Don't suppose you'd tailor my Dress uniform for me, would you?

>>34421828
>[x] Looks amazing. Don't suppose you'd tailor my Dress uniform for me, would you?

>>34421828
>[] Looks amazing. Don't suppose you'd tailor my Dress uniform for me, would you?

If we're going to get it redone, might as well have a French master do it.

>>34421828
>[] Looks amazing.

As long as we still fit into our dress uniform and it isn't in tatters there is no reason for us to continue hanging out here.

>>34421828
>[] Looks amazing. Don't suppose you'd tailor my Dress uniform for me, would you?

>>34421828
>[x] I honestly can't see a difference, but if Katya's happy, then I'm happy with it.

>>34421828
>[] Looks amazing. Don't suppose you'd tailor my Dress uniform for me, would you?

We will be swag.

>>34421828
>[] I honestly can't see a difference, but if Katya's happy, then I'm happy with it.
We are only men

>>34421828
>[x] Looks amazing. Don't suppose you'd tailor my Dress uniform for me, would you?

>>34421828
>[x] I honestly can't see a difference, but if Katya's happy, then I'm happy with it.

Truth.

>>34421828
>[x] Looks amazing. Don't suppose you'd tailor my Dress uniform for me, would you?

>>34421828
>[x] I honestly can't see a difference, but if Katya's happy, then I'm happy with it.

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>>34421828
[X] Looks amazing. Don't suppose you'd tailor my Dress uniform for me, would you?

>>34422018
We don't need our uniform tailored for out boobs.

But Ice does.

>>34422054
Don't you mean her ass?

>>34422069
That's Slider.

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Speaking of Slider, have a shitty, rushed shitscribble.

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>>34422260
>Slider in Flannel

>>34421828
>[] I honestly can't see a difference, but if Katya's happy, then I'm happy with it.

It's a trap

>>34421828
[x] I honestly can't see a difference, but if Katya's happy, then I'm happy with it.

Losing battle, but...

>>34422260
Yes, YES!

>>34421828
>[x] I honestly can't see a difference, but if Katya's happy, then I'm happy with it.

>>34421828
>[] Looks amazing. Don't suppose you'd tailor my Dress uniform for me, would you?

Frank's a girl, right? And if he is,

can she be the prettiest girl?

>>34422125
Slider is hips.

>>34422494
I thought she was general lower body. Who's ass then?

>>34422260
I like it

>>34422494
No she is tail which is both hips and ass.

>>34422494
Slider is best

>>34422475
Genderbent Fronk. Plz add to harem Ghost.

>>34422549
Slider is best without a doubt, but FrankxIce is best combo

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[x] Looks amazing. Don't suppose you'd tailor my Dress uniform for me, would you?

“Looks amazing.” You say as Katya spins slowly in place, looking at herself in the mirrors. “I don't suppose you'd do my dress uniform for me, would you.”

Madam Bernard looks happy with the question- maybe business hasn't been that great lately, though it's hard to see why it wouldn't have been. Lot of brass around here, and more than a few French girls, you figure, have learned how to separate them from their money painlessly.

Shit, this being France, it's possible the brass even get some enjoyment out of it. Hard to tell, though.

She eventually nods. “If you bring it in, I'd be happy to work on it. Is it in need of much work?”

Katya tosses a look back over her shoulder and snorts. “No. He is one of those fortunate ones that is able to do nothing but eat and does not gain a pound. Perhaps letting out the shoulders a bit, that is all.”

Madam Bernard laughs and nods. “My son, Marius, he is like that. It will be no trouble at all to work on it monsieur Bishop.”

1/2

>>34422599
FrankxIcexSlider is best.

You're going to respond- you'd have to go get it, and maybe you'd bring it in tomorrow, when inspector Victore walks in.

“Ah, my friends! I see you have found the services of the best dressmaker and tailor in all of France.” He says, nodding to Madame Bernard, who favors him with a glance and a laugh. “She is, also immune to my charms, to my eternal dismay.”

He walks forward, handing both of you an envelope. “I am instructed by her holyness the matron of Paris to deliver those invitations. The witches of Paris intend to hold a formal gathering for all of their visiting sisters and an escort of their choosing.”

He shakes his head. “I suspect it will be laden with general officers and witches attempting to out do one another, but what do I know? I am but a poor police inspector.”

You flip the envelope over in your hands, and Katya shrugs. “I do not see a problem with going, Frank.” She says. “It could be interesting, perhaps we could make some friends that would come in useful later?”

“Or get mobbed by the press.” you supply.

[] Let's not, we can just relax today, huh?
[] I suppose you're right. I'll have to go fetch my dress uniform.

>>34422631
>[] I suppose you're right. I'll have to go fetch my dress uniform.

>>34422631
>[x] Let's not, we can just relax today, huh?

>>34422631
>[X] I suppose you're right. I'll have to go fetch my dress uniform.

Time for Frank to turn his swag on.

>>34422631
>[x] Let's not, we can just relax today, huh?

>>34422631
>[] I suppose you're right. I'll have to go fetch my dress uniform.
To the ball!

Also
>her Holiness
Is this like...something that witch matrons actually expect to be called or is this guy joking around?

>>34422631
>[] Let's not, we can just relax today, huh?

>>34422631
>[] I suppose you're right. I'll have to go fetch my dress uniform.

At least the aviators go with it.

>>34422631
>[] Let's not, we can just relax today, huh?

>>34422631
>[] Let's not, we can just relax today, huh?
Let's just enjoy the sights and relax. Get away from the war a little

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>>34422631

[X] I suppose you're right. I'll have to go fetch my dress uniform.

>>34422631
[x] I suppose you're right. I'll have to go fetch my dress uniform.
Eh, Rosalie and Jean-Luc will be there, so there's that.

>>34422631
>[x] I suppose you're right. I'll have to go fetch my dress uniform.

>>34422260
Dat Chin

>>34422714
Wouldn't they have shipped out by now? Although I would like to go on the off chance Perrine and Ian are there.

>>34422631
>[x] I suppose you're right. I'll have to go fetch my dress uniform.

>>34422631
>[] I suppose you're right. I'll have to go fetch my dress uniform.

>>34422741
I believe it's still the same day as the last thread on Paris.

>>34422631
>[] I suppose you're right. I'll have to go fetch my dress uniform.

>>34422631
>[] I suppose you're right. I'll have to go fetch my dress uniform.

>>34422631
>[x] I suppose you're right. I'll have to go fetch my dress uniform.
We have to do politicking from time to time.

>>34422631
>[x] Let's not, we can just relax today, huh?
Can we not deal with Brass or things military related on this trip? I'd have no issue with having lunch with Matron of Paris but this is vacation, not work.

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>>34422631
>[] I suppose you're right. I'll have to go fetch my dress uniform.
Ooh, is it time for SURPRISE RUSSIANS AT THE BIG SOCIAL EVENT?!

>>34422260

Hey! you're back!

And you drew gunny bear! awesome! haha.

>>34422631
>[x] Let's not, we can just relax today, huh?

>>34422631

>[]Could we just relax today?...... I suppose you're right. I'll have to go fetch my dress uniform.

>>34422631
>[] I suppose you're right. I'll have to go fetch my dress uniform.
Sighs internally
Protest, but weakly.

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>>34422798
I've been following along, boss-man. I'm not happy with how this turned out. I'll have to try it again, I think.

Also, I have no idea how to draw Stingray or M8 strikers. For Tanya witch. Reference pic related.

Not sure what vehicle to use for Boris witch's strikers, either.

Come to think of it, I have no idea what either of their familiars would be.

Also, any requests? I've been keeping a list of shitscribble ideas.

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>>34422620
Seconded.

>>34422935
Familiar? Bear. Duh.

>>34422935
Merlin fencing

>>34422935
Requesting Slider and Ice in the baths at Barin. Like in that one omake.

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>>34422935
Hey boss! Just a suggestion, why not try this for reference? (Yeah it small, apologies)
Can't Boris use Sprut SD's or type 80?

>>34422935
sherktwanz doing sherktwanz things.

>>34422935
Futa Mav.

>>34423075
>futa
pls no

>>34422631
>[] Let's not, we can just relax today, huh?
Matrons be bitches and fuck the press.

>>34423086
Plz yes.

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>>34423134

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>>34423075
I'm not that good or confident. Hopefully a more competent drawfriend can fulfill your request.

>>34423021
>imageforants.jpg
Reverse Google image search, don't fail me now...

>>34422970
OF COURSE! What about Tanya-witch, though?

>>34423075
goddammit not everything needs a dick.

Next you'll be putting a dick on fighter planes.

>>34423211
From what I've seen, you're good enough. But it is your choice.

>>34423075
Does anyone have the link to that pastebin?

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>>34423298
Pastebin? No.

Screencap? Oh yes.

>>34423248
Of course not. The tomcat was best <i>girl.

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>>34423211
If you can boss, how about this? Same sauce.

>>34423319
>dat pastebin

No NO YOU DON'T EXIST!! AAHHH

>>34423376
Exaggerating a bit there aren't ya?

>>34423376
It takes a strong man to deny what's in front of him. And if the truth is undeniable, you create your own.

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>>34423376
Well, if that one doesn't exist neither does this one, right?

>>34423416
row row fight the power?

>>34423421

Got the PL rape?

>>34423459
That IS the PL rape.

>>34423407
>>34423416
>>34423421

Apologies, caffeine is getting the better of me...

>>34423421
Is there a pastebin?

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>>34423421
Maybe I shouldn't post this one as well.

Fuck it.

>>34423473
Wasn't there a followup to that?

>>34423211
I'd prefer Tanya to be some sort of gyrfalcon, or BLACK CONDOR...

but if it's got to be ground-moving, I think a huskie?

>>34423416
If there's a hole, it's a man's job to thrust into it

>>34423421
>>34423459
>>34423473
The P-L stuff got sidetracked with the other witches when it should have just been her getting railed in the shower. By witches or Jake

>>34423519
Who was Alex again?

Hi guys, random anon from last thread here with the lousy one-shot that went in between Boss Merc's POV story (My bad boss! Sorry!)
So my mind got another hiccup and made a follow-up to that story.
>http://pastebin.com/9j7LpmaA

And here's the previous one if anybody's interested.
>http://pastebin.com/uW6n0es6

Let me know what you guys think.

>>34423590
or P-L trying to console Jake after they ran into the SUPERTANKS

>>34423319
>>34423421
>>34423519

Stop posting the shit that is still up and post screencaps from the shit that was lost after the takeover.

>>34423658
Maybe it's the lack of sleep but the fuck are you talking about? On both parts.

Y'all niggas hold off on the porn.
At least till after the thread

>>34423602
Anyone? I don't remember much of tonks.

>>34423632
>>34423590
I approve so long as consoling involves blowjobs.

>>34423705
Especially hold off on angry r9k revenge fantasy porn. That shit is awful.

>>34423720
she was the special ops witch

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>>34423705
Sorry, no stopping the lewdtrain.

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>>34423602
>>34423720
>>34423732

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[x] I suppose you're right. I'll have to go fetch my dress uniform.

She looks over at you, and you do detect a bit of disappointment. Well, you suppose it won't actually hurt you, and you may make friends, so what the hell, right?

“I guess you're right. I'll have to go fetch my dress uniform.” You say.

Inspector Victoire laughs. “It will take us no time at all, my friend, you will see.”

Outside, as you slip your aviators on, you notice that there's some other people headed to the shop across the street- a competing tailor, you suspect. Inspector Victoire, to his credit, manages to withold his laughter until after the car door is shut.

“Hah! They are using Blanchet's shop? They are in for a disagreeable time. The old man is good, but he thinks he is the best with a needle and thread.” He says, pulling away from the curb. “Madame Bernard is his superior in many ways.”

You look over, and he grins. “It is also perhaps of importance that I enjoy the company of blondes.”

You just shake your head as he laughs.

The rest of the drive is quiet, and you're back in the car with your garment bag hung in the back, your spotless cover resting carefully on the back seat.

1/2

The two of you crane your necks to watch a pair of Mirages fly overhead on the drive back- while Paris is safely behind the lines, the ADA has kept a pair of fighters up over it, just in case, at all times. It probably makes the people feel more secure, kind of like the display of war machines out on the square in front of your hotel- though you've noted that there's none of the leclerc tanks, like Jean-luc operates.

When You get back to the tailors, Katya is dressed, again, in her more casual wear, her simple sun dress at odds with the elegant black one she was getting. “Madame Bernard is making some final alterations.” She says. “Perrine and I were talking about fighter pilots.”

“Nothing bad, I hope.” You respond with a grin.

Katya laughs, but doesn't respond.

“Monsieur Bishop?” Madame Bernard calls from the back. “You can come back here, please. We will have to hurry to get you all ready for this evening.”

It doesn't take her long, just under an hour- seems like she barely did anything at all, but the slight tightness in the shoulders is gone, the uniform coat fitting like it originally did. The pants she barely had to touch, tightening up the waist less than an inch.

Finishing up, She ends up charging enough that she could live off it for a good month, you figure- though, then again, she probably still took a good chunk of money off for you. Still, it eats a pretty good sized hole in your small-ish stash of MPC, and you realize you'll have to draw more later. Thankfully, your bank account has had time to recover since Christmas.

Inspector Victoire looks at his watch and nods. “we have two hours, my friends. I'll drop you off at the hotel, and summon better transportation.” He laughs. “We will show these people how guests of the republic are treated!”

[] Sounds like a plan to us.
[] Not much sense in making a scene.

>>34423793
>[] Sounds like a plan to us.

Drive-by in STYLE, my friends.

>>34423793
>[] Sounds like a plan to us.

He seems so enthusiastic.

>>34423793
>[] Sounds like a plan to us.

>>34423793
>[X] Not much sense in making a scene.

We want a nice evening, but we don't want to overdo it.

>>34423793
>[] Sounds like a plan to us.
We got the uniform tailored, might as well go the distance.

>>34423793
>[x] Not much sense in making a scene.
No scenes please.

>>34423793
>[] Not much sense in making a scene.

>>34423793
>[] Sounds like a plan to us.

>>34423793
>[x] Not much sense in making a scene.

>>34423793
[x] Sounds like a plan to us.
Is Rosalie's butt perfect?

>>34423793
>[] Sounds like a plan to us.

>>34423793
>[x] Sounds like a plan to us.

>>34423793
>[] Sounds like a plan to us.
Dazzle the FUCK out of 'em.

>>34423793
>[] Sounds like a plan to us.

>>34423858
Yes.

>>34423858
Didn't she take after Madame Perrine?

>>34423793
>[X] "Not much sense in making a scene, I could go for a drink though."

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>>34423892

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>>34423858
Jean Luc sure thinks so.

>>34423793
>[] Not much sense in making a scene.

>>34423793
>[] Sounds like a plan to us.


Gosh, I hope we meet grandma perrine.

>>34423793
>[X] Not much sense in making a scene.
This seems to fit Frank a lot more, unless he's giving out presents.

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>>34423922
Hope she mellowed out a bit, though. And she better have Ian in tow.

>>34423793
>[x] Not much sense in making a scene.
Its hardly our style.

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>>34423793
[X] Sounds like a plan to us.
Oh yes, Katya in a sundress.

>>34423793
> [] Not much sense in making a scene.
Pls no

>>34423793
>[x] Not much sense in making a scene.

>>34423793
>[] Sounds like a plan to us.

>>34423793
>[x] Sounds like a plan to us.

If anyone gives us shit over this, blame Victoire let <I>him</I> handle it.

>>34423793
>[] Sounds like a plan to us.

>>34423793
>[x] Sounds like a plan to us.

>>34423968
Dat Doglewds.
Dat Kayta in a sundress.

>>34423793
>[] Sounds like a plan to us.

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>ITT

>>34423988
><I>him</I>
What are you doing?

I feel like this would fit our arrival at the event..
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffT5jnF16Lk

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>>34423968

Just sundresses in general.

There are very few things I missed about the south....abundances of sundresses is one of them.

>>34424041
Glad I live in the Pacific side of things, mate.

Nice view everyday.

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>>34424041
That busta's rhymes are still weak as fuck.

>>34424021

I was trying to italicize that word, but I don't know shit about how to go about it. I just knew my last attempt didn't work either.

>>34423793
>[x] Sounds like a plan to us.

>>34423968

Yus.

>>34424076
no italics on 4chan, just spoilers

>>34423793
>Sounds like a plan to us.

>>34424041

Sun dresses and strong breezes yes?

>>34424074
>Ryder

God I miss San Andreas. Always loved running over those Triad dudes

>>34424096
a marvelous combination.

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>>34423793
It's always the votes I don't expect that blow up like this.

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>>34424106
Comrade, you've yet to see anything.

>>34424091

Well, now I know. Thanks, anon.

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>>34424096
Yessah.

>>34424074
>picture related

>>34424072
If california weren't so shitty, I'd move there.

But I like funs too much.

>>34424139
Eh, when you get used to it it's not so bad.
Just... stay away from LA.

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>>34424139
Pick a better rapper, foo.

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Gentlemen:
Our intelligence sources have provided us with information on who the real perpetrator of this war is. His name: Captain Black.

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>>34424181

>call someone else weak
>posts ryder

son.
Son I don't think you remember that game very well.

>>34424139
>>34424181

Dango my Nigga

>>34424214
He called everyone Busta. Good enough for me.

Why do people think it's a good idea to go in loud when we wanted to stay low and avoid the press?

This is giving us a big ass target on our backs.

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>>34424220
fuckin' rabbits on the moon, yo

>>34424251
STYLE

>>34424251
Well there's no way you could hide from French press when some motormouth ratted us out after our visit to the Paris Lodge...

>>34423793
>[] Not much sense in making a scene.
Hate to be a killjoy, but I don't want to have to punch out a papparazzi tonight. Less time for dancing, schmoozing, and eating, then.

>>34424261
They be holdin' hands and form dat big circle

>>34424288
>punch a reporter

Do it, faggot.

>>34423793
>[x] Not much sense in making a scene.

Pissing against the wind!

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>>34424288
>>34424303

I wonder how many people think Fronk is as gay as a witch

>>34424251
People don't care or they justify it by "Well they already know so...". It's these votes that are annoying, not the waifu ones. Those ones at least make some sense.

>>34424343
Do you mean that fronk as a witch, is gay, or that fronk's gayness is on par with that of a witch? I'm guessing it's the second, but I really wanna see witch-fronk.

>>34424375
Where's a drawfag when you need one, right?

Let's ruin snake's reputation!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hpkGShO-Ko

>>34424375
>Witchfrank.jpg
That's...
something worth seeing

>>34424375
Frank as a reverse trap.

>>34424375
The latter, though I also don't doubt that there's a subgenre of witch comics that take the achievements of hardworking men and put tits on em

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>>34424375

So a witch and fronk joined together?

>>34424417
Yaoi or genderbend?

>>34424394
Isn't he doing Boris as a witch right now?

>>34424417
>2meta4me

>>34424455
Exactly!

>>34424435
The latter, I presume.

>>34424417
WE NEED TO GO DEEPER

>>34424455
>>34424506
>show about the 501st in-universe
>chuck-witch has even bigger tits than charlotte
>young-witch

>>34424506
>DiCaprio-squinting-eyes.gif

Witcheption anyone?

>>34423793
>>[x] Not much sense in making a scene.

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>>34424520

>>34424520
>bigger tits than Shirley

Impossible.

>>34424520
>young-witch
I bet the man would go even more insane than he already is/was

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>>34424520
>young-witch

>>34424556
>>34424553
>>34424520
What if Harmony Gold got a hold of that idea?

>>34424520

>They fly an experimental 3 witch striker.

>With orgasmic gattai

>>34424608
So what, Witch-Young was actually reincarnation of an angel from 10,000 years ago?
They can punch the moon with a Mugen Punch?

>>34424600
They already have Robotech to deny the US Macross, they shouldn't be allowed anymore series or ideas to mess with.

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>In SWQ universe, there are waifu-wars over genderbent Young

>>34424664
I like to think that Young was played straight in this universe' version of Macross/Robotech, with Roy Fokker.

Except Roy Fokker still dies.

>>34424664
Hope they don't then.

>>34424675
Young would sue. Either him or Minna-sama

>>34424675
There is a YoungxgenderbentYoung ship, I presume.

>>34424712
>implying Young wouldn't be the biggest waifufag for genderbent Young.

>>34424700
>Drunk ace
Check.
>Lovely OTP that nags him a lot
Check.
>Crazy moves with a VF
Check.

Seems legit to me.


>>34424716
So, self-cest anyone?

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>>34424730
Aw yeah

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Meanwhile in Hong Kong...

Then P-L, the Shark Twins and Musashi all wrestled in some booze and made out while Merlin ate chocolate cake a safe distance away.
THE END

>>34424875
That's even shorter than the story about the ugly barnacle

>>34424875
satisfying end, would read again

>>34424827
Isn't that basically Titanfall?

>>34424875
Works for me.

>>34424927
Yeah sorta.
Now if we could only bring Operation Troy over here we'd have a decent Battlefield-esque One Year War.

>>34424875
>while Merlin ate chocolate cake a safe distance away.
>Not Merlin eating ALL the chocolate cake a safe distance away.

2/10, would not re-

>Then P-L, the Shark Twins and Musashi all wrestled in some booze
Wait Sushi's rifle become sentient? 11/10 greatest love story of a Jarhead sniper and her rifle.

>>34424970
>Jarhead and her rifle

Where's my witch Leonard Lawrence

>>34424970
Probably means the delicious brown Kancolle Musashi.

>>34425005
Yeah and Sushi's rifle isn't named Musashi, I blame lack of sleep. It's back to 2/10.

>>34425005
Cancerkolle go home.

>>34425005
>Kancolle
ironclad witches when ghost

>>34425005
>KantaiCollection.png
Not a fan of that, but I think Akagi is nice

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Hey Ghost remember last thread where I was wondering what kind of cat Brigitte's familiar is? Well I got bored between updates and did a little research comparing different cat breeds and figuring out which could fit the bill. I narrowed down the list of official breeds, sorting by colouration, country of origin, date of origin and stuff like that until I settled on one.

I spent way too long on this

There were a couple that were really close matches but I've decided that Brigitte's familiar is a Ragdoll Cat, known for it's gentle temperament and tendency to go limp and relaxed when picked up.

Where are u Ghost? The thread is running away.

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>>34425047
>Cancerkolle
Huh. haven't heard that one before
>>34425061
Can't tell if impressed or kinda worried

>>34424927
"S-S-Standby for T-T-Titanfal"
-MERLIN

>>34425131
It shows up a lot when people complain about anime in the war thunder general.

>>34425061
>I spent way too long on this
Join the club, I've spent more time figuring out a rough timeline in my head then I can count. That and the time we tried to figure out the family relation between Ice and the Queen.

>go limp and relaxed when picked up.
The most dangerous game, picking up everyone's favorite Voodoo SEAL Witch.

>>34425106
Big update, barely over an hour.