At the moment, though, you're making your way towards the Egyptian and near eastern antiquities, which, you hope, should be more interesting. The Egyptians, you know, were famous partly for their building projects, but also because they were one of the earliest civilizations to really formalize their relationship with witches outside of religion, and their grasp on theory was pretty good, even by today's standards. You're personally not sure if that means that they were advanced, or Magical theory takes ice ages to develop.

The near eastern department, on the other hand, is interesting because of the Assyrians. While your ancient history, especially with the first civilizations isn't that good, you do seem to recall that they were one of the first- if not the first- civilization to really allow witches into direct combat, along with keeping the first paid, professional army. Of course, it's entirely possibly you're remembering that wrong- Ancient history was never your thing.

However, Katya seems to have stopped- causing you to nearly run into her, you check yourself in time.

“I am unsure where to be going next.” She says, looking around. “I am wanting to see the Egyptian wing, but I am also wanting to see the Near eastern antiquities and the roman collection.”

She whips around, looking at you. “I do not know. You decide.”

[] Let's go look at the Egyptian side first, should be interesting.
[] I want to check out the Near eastern stuff first.

>>34583554
>[] Let's go look at the Egyptian side first, should be interesting.

We go from oldest to uh, "newer".

>>34583554
>[] Let's go look at the Egyptian side first, should be interesting.

I have to wonder how China handled its witches.

>>34583554
>[] Let's go look at the Egyptian side first, should be interesting.

>>34583554
>[X] Let's go look at the Egyptian side first, should be interesting.
Mummies are always fun

>>34583554
>[] Let's go look at the Egyptian side first, should be interesting.

>>34583554
>[X] I want to check out the Near eastern stuff first.

Everyone always goes on about Egypt. Let's try something different.

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>>34583554
>[x] I want to check out the Near eastern stuff first.

The Assyrians were pretty interesting, I think. Best night of the week!

>>34583554
>[x] Let's go look at the Egyptian side first, should be interesting.

>>34583554
>[] Let's go look at the Egyptian side first, should be interesting.
Star Gate witches

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[] Let's go look at the Egyptian side first, should be interesting.

And get Katya to fill us in on the advances in magic theory.

>>34583554
[X] Let's go look at the Egyptian side first, should be interesting.
Maybe there'll be something there in the legends about gnomes and the condition Frank has.

>>34583554
>[] I want to check out the Near Eastern stuff first.
Assyrians are always fun, and gotta love Rome.

>>34583554
>[] I want to check out the Near eastern stuff first.
>Near eastern antiquities and the roman collection
>roman collection
Yes.

>>34583506
[] Let's go look at the Egyptian side first, should be interesting.

>>34583554
>[] Let's go look at the Egyptian side first, should be interesting.
I also really want to see Roman stuff
>Roman Witches

>>34583584
This

>>34583554
[] Let's go look at the Egyptian side first, should be interesting.

Anyone want to post the Katya in a towel picture decu made I'm out eating with family to do so

>>34584244

There's a what?

gimmegimmegimmegimmegimme

>>34583554
>[] I want to check out the Near eastern stuff first.
Assyria, FUCK YEAH

>>34584244
sure

>>34584244
needitwantit

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>>34583554
[X] Let's go look at the Egyptian side first, should be interesting.

>>34584339

That expression on her face.

Katya be trollin

>>34584339
>She Wants the Liberty

>>34584339

With a smile like that, it's only a matter of time before she throws subtlety out the window.

I approve :D

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>>34584339
did someone say, liberty?

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>>34584459

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>>34584339
My fine gentleman of African descent.

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>>34584459

>>34584539
yes, yes it is

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Yay, Strike Witches '89 Quest!

Also, shitty shitscribble. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING.

>>34584860
You have much more idea than anything I would try doing anon.

Good work.

>>34584932
Wrong thread.

Totally down for another Brigitte questl, Ghost.

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[x] Let's go look at the Egyptian side first, should be interesting.

You consider for a moment before heading for the Egyptian wing, saying “Let's go look at the Egyptian stuff first, it should be interesting.”

Katya follows, hurrying for a second to walk alongside- you think, for a half-second, she's going to reach over and take your hand, but she doesn't, instead nodding. “The Egyptians are interesting, yes. Mother spoke of visiting before they expelled our advisors in ninteen seventy two, but she must have gone long before then, I do not remember her making such a trip.”

You nod- you always kind of wished you'd been able to pull a deployment on one of the carriers in the med, but up until the outbreak of this war, you'd been a pacific fleet pilot. Weird how that's changed since. Of course, you fully expect to end up following Nixon around, now, and who knows where that will take you.

The Egyptian department's collection is one of the biggest in the world, you're told, featuring items from the ancient Egypt on in through the third kingdom and beyond that out into the Roman period.

You start out with the oldest works- the Gebel el-Arak Knife, which no one seems to know a whole lot about. Purchased form a dealer in 1914, the museum here dates it as being from around 3450BC or thereabouts. While you have to admit the ivorywork on the handle is amazing- whoever carved it must have been an absolute master- the blade itself doesn't even look fit for ceremonial purposes. You state as much to Katya, who laughs.

“It is not functional as a knife.” She says.

You frown. “Then what good is it?” You ask.

She laughs again. “It is a focus, on loan from Coven of Paris to the museum. It says so on the plaque there.” She points. “By modern standards it is weak, but it is a focus.” She smiles. “There is even a warning at the bottom for visiting witches to not attempt to use it.”

1/2

“I didn't know you could read French.” You say, still struggling with the plaque.

She laughs again. “I learned many things.” She says, kind of cryptically. “I am fluent in many languages.”

“And you still can't get contractions down.” You say, grinning. She shrugs.

“They seem lazy to me.” She says. “Shall we continue?”

Your next stop is at the statue of Horus, who, according to Egyptologists, was the patron god of witches. Well, witches, the sky, war, and hunting. The statue, taller than both of you by enough that, even if Katya sat on your shoulders, her head would still barely reach it's waist, sits kind of forlornly near an exit.

Katya reads the plaque- aloud, for your sake, noting that, for a god of witches, he certainly doesn't seem all that interested in them or any of their talents- his spheres just don't match. You shrug.

She turns around. “Shall we move on? There is still the Roman and Greek departments, and the near east. I have been to Iran, once, but we were not able to visit much.” She says, then smiles. “And certainly not play tourist!”

[] Let's keep looking around here, this is kind of interesting.
[] Yeah, you're right, let's move on. I do want to check out the stuff about Sargon the great.
[] Yeah, let's check out the Greek and roman collections, I bet they're a lot more in depth.

>>34585114
>[] Yeah, let's check out the Greek and roman collections, I bet they're a lot more in depth.

>>34585114
>[x] Yeah, let's check out the Greek and roman collections, I bet they're a lot more in depth.

>>34585114
>[] Yeah, let's check out the Greek and Roman collections, I bet they're a lot more in depth.
Wonder how Hellenistic mythology changed because of the presence of witches...

>>34585114
>[] Yeah, let's check out the Greek and roman collections, I bet they're a lot more in depth.
My name is Horus, king of witches. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair

>>34585114
>[x] Yeah, let's check out the Greek and Roman collections, I bet they're a lot more in depth.

>>34585114
>[] Let's keep looking around here, this is kind of interesting.

Gimme muh Ptolemaic witches.

>>34585114
>[X] Yeah, let's check out the Greek and roman collections, I bet they're a lot more in depth.

>>34585114
[x] Yeah, you're right, let's move on. I do want to check out the stuff about Sargon the great.

>>34585114
>[] Let's keep looking around here, this is kind of interesting.

[] Yeah, you're right, let's move on. I do want to check out the stuff about Sargon the great.

Mesopotamia is calling.

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>>34585114

[X] Yeah, let's check out the Greek and roman collections, I bet they're a lot more in depth.

>>34585114
>[] Yeah, let's check out the Greek and roman collections, I bet they're a lot more in depth.
Glory to Rome.

>>34585114
>[X] Yeah, you're right, let's move on. I do want to check out the stuff about Sargon the great.
SARGOOOOON

>>34585114
[] Yeah, let's check out the Greek and roman collections, I bet they're a lot more in depth.

>>34585114
[] Yeah, you're right, let's move on. I do want to check out the stuff about Sargon the great.
Was Enkidu a Witch, or Gilgamesh?

>>34585324
Oh man, I wonder how Caesar's "Commentarii de Bello Gallico" differs because of the inclusion of witches (and gnomes) on both sides

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>>34584601
>>34584459
have the proper one

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>>34585437

I'm wondering how Salem went myself.

>>34585614
ooooh shit

>>34585614
Did we get to see the Spanish Inquisition?

>>34585614
Surely it was a Gnome Hunt perpetrated by witches.

>>34585653
those sluts!

>>34585591
thank you

>>34585653
Hunted for their sin or for their juice?

>>34585733
depends on the inquistor....

>>34585733
Yes.

>>34585733
Yes.

>>34585733
maybe

>>34585758
>>34585762
>>34585773
/tg/ in action

>>34585437
Gallic druids, man.

Also, citizen witch soldiers.

And women who *actually* participated effectively in Greek and Roman politics.

maaaaaaaybe they even had the right to own land and property?

>>34585758
>>34585762
>>34585773
I love you, /tg/

>>34585821
>>34585834
And THIS is one of the reasons why I hang around here. I love you guys, never change.

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>>34585758
I say both for SCIENCE

>>34585964
and then young's ancestor dives out the window screaming

>>34585991
The first recorded instance of the Crazy Ivan

>>34586059
it was first called "get me away from this crazy witch bitch and her body guard in some kind of iron suit"

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>>34585591

and the ace of the month is...
http://warthunder.com/en/news/807/current

>>34586133
is that R63 Zuchini?

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>>34586133
Oh man, I think I remember them featuring Pierre Clostermann in one of those and I laughed

Fuckin' Strike Witches what have you done to me

>>34586168
you should see the fucking thread!

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>>34586152
Think it's the other way around anon, but yes.

>>34586168
thank god I never watched the show and never will

>>34586191
Don't be ridiculous. Everyone knows that all the major aces of WWII were cute girls

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>>34586225
Don't think Waltrude falls under "cute" myself, but whatever.

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>>34586257
It's okay, they can be both cute and hot
It's magic

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>>34586257
>Cupcakeski
>not cute

U wot m8?

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>>34586351
Very true anon.

>>34586368
Cupcake is more "ravening sex demon" than cute most of the time anon.

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People arguing about waifus not even in the quest?
I wonder who could be behind this....

>>34586133
Someone suggested Clive Caldwell for one of them.

>>34586469
more like PLANEFAG IS HERE STARTING SHIT

>>34586403
>more "ravening sex demon" than cute
the two don't have to be mutually exclusive

>>34586488
Confirmed by >>34586469

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>>34586517
They don't have to be.

But most of the time I have a hard time reconciling them.

>>34586488
I honestly miss the bastard. Sure, Not everybody agreed with the way he handled the aliens, and sure, his threads usually devolved into arguing about aerospace engineering and pantsu, but SWQ was almost always a blast. The man knew how to make me smile.

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[x] Yeah, let's check out the Greek and roman collections, I bet they're a lot more in depth.

You nod. “Yeah, let's check out the Greek and Roman collections, I bet they're a lot more in depth.”

Katya also nods, agreeing. “I would believe they are. I believe I saw a notice that a traveling exhibit on relics from the battle of Thermopylae are here.”

You hadn’t seen that- then again, you also hadn't been able to really get much out of the local newspaper. “No kidding?” You ask.

She nods. “Of course no kidding. It should be interesting.”

You nod- while you're not entirely sold on the concept of a mere three hundred men standing against an army that they're saying numbered in the hundreds of thousands- up to the point where each spartan would have been outnumbered a thousand to one- you can't exactly dismiss it, either. Sixty three to one in the air over Berlin is hardly a thousand to one, not by any stretch of the imagination, but the odds do get a lot longer when you figure three of the sixty three were massive flying fortresses that used to demolish wings of fighters forty five years ago.

The rooms in the department aren't quite as numerous, and most of them focus heavily on objects of art- you can't say you're surprised, considering that the Louvre is an art museum. Most of the department is made up of marble statues, painted vases, and jewelry- there's not much of what you'd call 'functional' pieces- no spears, only a few shields or pieces of armor, and even those seem to have been largely ornamental. Still, Katya points out several pieces designed for witches- one battered bronze breastplate, a couple of shields, a set of greaves. Most of them from the section devoted specifically to Sparta.

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>>34586553
Tell me this ain't cute
But still, Minna...
>Everything we can't do on the floor, lest it break your spine

“Why's so much of this Spartan?” You ask, eventually. “Didn't Athens have more witches?”

Katya nods. “By far. But Athenian witches weren't all fighters.” She points at the breastplate- holed through in a couple places, punctures, maybe arrows- too small for spearheads, you think. “Every Spartan witch was a soldier first. She took her place in line along the hoplites, used her talent to reinforce the line, shield her brothers from arrows, let her hit hard enough to shatter armor and open a hole in the opposing line.”

She motions back to the sculptures and jewelry, some of it made for or by witches. “The other city states, they did not feel the same way. Athens allowed a witch to follow whatever path she wished, and many became healers or artists or philosophers.” She snorts, somewhat derisively. “Many of them would not fight, and fled the city when the Greeks lost at Thermopylae.”

She shrugs. “They are influential, but I feel no kinship with them.” She says, turning back to the breastplate- almost seems like she's trying to see the witch that once wore it, see who she was, what she did. She motions to it. “This girl, whoever she was, she was my sister. I feel we would have understanding if we were able to talk.”

You're about to respond, when Inspector Victore shows up at your elbow. “My friends, pardonnez-moi for the intrusion, but there is a problem.”

Katya turns to look at him, while you make a half turn. His ever-present smile is significantly weaker, and you note that while he doesn't have his pistol out, the clasp over the holster is undone.

[] What's the matter, inspector?
[] Of course. Where are we headed?

>>34584339
Does Decu have a blog/drawthread or something where he makes these? I see his art posted a lot but I don't know where it comes from.

>>34586752
>[] What's the matter, inspector?
Ask this, but let's walk and talk

>>34586752
>[X] What's the matter, inspector?

There are problems and there are PROBLEMS.

>>34586714
>three hundred men standing against an army that they're saying numbered in the hundreds of thousands

Jesus fucking Christ this pisses me off to hell, everyone forgets that there were like 6000 other soldiers from other various greek cities.

>>34586752
>[] What's the matter, inspector?
>[] Of course. Where are we headed?

>>34586714
>section devoted specifically to Sparta
>mfw 300 comes out a decade later in SW89

>>34586752
>What's the matter, inspector?

>>34586752
>>What's the matter, inspector?
....Finally, our stowaway arrive.

>>34586752
>[x] What's the matter, inspector?
>[x] Of course. Where are we headed?

>>34586752
>[] What's the matter, inspector?

Bloody Russians.

>>34586752
>[] What's the matter, inspector?
Oh god the press is here. or Konstantina got wind of the date.
Either/Or

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>>34586730
Minna is one of the ones I have no problem with switching between sexy and cute anon.


But like Yoshika?

Cute.

Shirley?

Sexy.

There is of course some give but not enough that I can do it for all of them.


>>34586752
[] What's the matter, inspector?
[] Of course. Where are we headed?

>>34586752
>[x] Of course. Where are we headed?

Oh fuck. It's Happening.

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>>34586786
He's had a couple drawthreads recently
>>34586795
Even then the ratios were hardly in the favor of the greeks
>>34586861
Understandable

>>34586752
[] What's the matter, inspector?

>>34586752
>[] What's the matter, inspector?
Oh bloody hell.

>>34586795

Funny part about that, actually. Most people do tend to not even know that it was better than 300 or so Spartans that stayed behind during the famous last stand- the number was probably closer to, what, 1500 or so, all told?

Speaking of, gates of fire is an amazing book, especially the image there at the end where the Spartans and the allied Greeks- the 1500 that stayed behind- swap around cloaks and shields, so they'd all basically be from the same place.

>>34586752
[] What's the matter, inspector?

Russians? Russians.

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>>34586889
Glad we agree anon.

>>34586752
>[x] What's the matter, inspector?

>>34586931

Huh, something to read once I finally finish Shattered Sword then.

>>34586931
>so they'd all basically be from the same place.
MANLY TEARS

>>34586786
He did couple drawthreads past weekend (over 50 new pictures altogether), but other than that he hasn't done much art outside of MGNQ lately.

You can follow his twitter if you want to, if there's another drawthread coming, it's gonna be announced there. But chances are it won't be in a while.

>>34586752
[x] Of course. Where are we headed?
We just attract trouble, don't we?

>>34586931
>>34586972
I'll second that. Gates of Fire was incredible

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>>34586752

[X] What's the matter, inspector?

>>34586752
>[] What's the matter, inspector?

>>34586931
Still, 1500 men vs ~1/2 million? ~1/4 million? That is still insane. And they held out for so long. It's simply amazing.

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>>34587031

>>34586752
>[x] What's the matter, inspector?

Konstantina and her tagalong must've been spotted.

>>34586752
>[x] What's the matter, inspector?
>[x] Of course. Where are we headed?
Walk and talk

>>34587070

Modern estimates are more in the range of 100,00-200,000.

[] What's the matter, inspector?

>Oh god the press is here. or Konstantina got wind of the date.
>Either/Or
BOTH:JPG

>>34587070
You'd be amazed at the various last stands in history. For example: The Battle of Saragarhi 21 vs. 10000

>>34587133

Dem Shiks, man. Dudes were hardcore.

>>34587133
Sometimes when people think
>Nobody's getting past here
Some incredibly badass shit happens

>>34587133
>>34587155
Yeah, and they were pretty much armed with bolt-action fucking rifles.

>>34587155
Sikhs, I'm guessing?

>>34587242

I have beer and I never could spell. Yes, them. And apologies for the misspelling. haha

>>34587161
>I can't win
>but I'm going to make you lose

Badass

>>34586889
>>34586991
Oh no wonder I couldn't find it all those other times I tried. He switches names when drawfagging.

http://archive.moe/tg/search/username/protoculture/filter/text/

>>34587283
>Drunk Ghostdivision
Oh Boy, this is going to be good threat tonight.

>>34587459
>threat
He's not the only drunk one

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>>34587459

>implying ghost drinks hard enough to get drunk while he's at the house

>>34587499
toot toot motherfucker

>>34587499

Next thred wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

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>>34587570

When my kidneys aren't trying to tear themselves out of my body and when I've got my homework under control.

>>34587471
I'll put my rum away now

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>>34586752
>[] Of course. Where are we headed?

Hope I'm not too late to the party.

>>34587651
No need for that, comerade. We're all drunk here.

>>34587738
Except for me. I'm still at work. And praying the local thunderstorms don't knock out the power.

>>34587759
Where's Einstein when you need his weather control device

>>34586752
>[x] Of course. Where are we headed?

I bet it's the Reds trying to cockblock us yet again.

>>34587853
Not traveling back in time.
Also, we're doing the usual C&C divergence again.

>>34587853
We got overlord tanks being built in China.....

>>34587853
>>34587897

We should be thankful that Tesla was on the Allied side. Imagine the Soviets having access to Tesla tech and the Iron Curtain.

>>34587933
He dies of natural causes later in 1943, anon. They wouldn't have the chance to do it.

>>34587929
oh god no!

>>34587961
Unless they went back in time and abducted him to the future.

>>34587933
Not to mention that he and Mark Twain were:
1. BFFs
2. Hung around his lab
3. Interested in the other's work.

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>>34587929
Yep, heard that from Boss Merc. Poor Chinese witch got the Tarin treatment...

>>34587933
Now you made me wonder. Why don't we have Tesla tanks for NATO?

>>34588063
What are the railgun tanks in tonk witches?

>>34588063
I thought those were still in the prototype phase...

terror drones motherfucker!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7vMeHdqwXw

>>34588091
I thought those were still in the prototype phase...

>>34588169
I call warcrimes on that shit! NOPE!

>>34588169
>>34588227
>Terror drones
Russia develops Terror Drones running on nukes.

>>34588169
could be red alert 3 drones...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OA4p0JKt3k

>>34588294
>amphibious drones

Heh, scary as they might be, I was more afraid of the Red Sun Mod drones, of which there were three:
>Laser-firing terror drones
>Nuke drones
>repair drones

>>34584860
Is it you, Decu-sama?!

What's Tanya's familiar, if you don't mind me asking?

>>34586469
Screw them and the Grey Men they sent to mess with us

>>34588475
looks like a husky

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[x] What's the matter, inspector?

You nod and finish the turn, waiting a second so Katya is just ahead of you, between yourself and the inspector. “What's the matter, inspector?” you ask, noting his pace.

He shakes his head. “Not in here, my friend. I do not want to cause a panic. You nod, following him, noting you've been joined by a few men in plain clothes- the inspector seems to take this in stride.

Outside, you notice that there's actually a number of people being escorted out, seperate vehicles leaving once their occupants are inside. The inspector nods to the uniformed police near their vehicles- you mount a black sedan in the middle of two metropolitan police cars and take off without much wait.

“So what's going on?” You ask.

The inspector exhales hard. “We were warned by the DGSE. They claim to have uncovered a soviet mission to kill or capture NATO officers in the city here, as well as other major European cities. We acted as soon as we were warned.”

You nod- suddenly remembering the bounty on your head.

The inspector, seemingly reading your thoughts, looks around. “They have increased the bounty on you , my friend. You would make a man or woman very rich if they were to bring you in. We do not plan to let this happen, not from the soil of the republique.”

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>>34588475
>Is it you, Decu-sama?!

nigga what. That doesn't look anything like Deculture's art. For one, that's hand-drawn and all of Deculture's stuff is off a tablet.

“How bad is it?” Katya asks. “Do we have time to recover our things?”

He nods. “Oui, oui. Your beautiful dress will not have to catch up to you through the military mail. There is a battalion of the legion in the city on alert, now, and the Garde republicaine is also on alert. We are confident the plot is defeated, mais...” He spreads his hands and smiles. “One is never sure.”

Katya shifts slightly closer to you- but responds. “It is no great loss. We were having to leave tomorrow anyway. We are fortunate to have you watching out for us, inspector.” She says.

He nods- you see his head bob up and down in the passenger seat. “Oui. Well, one does not make a promise to the mother of night he does not intend to keep or die trying.” He says, then chuckles. “This is not a problem for a man such as myself, who has at his call all the tools of la republique.”

Your convoy makes it to the hotel in good time- you're pretty sure the police escort helps. Out front, a pair of legion VAB transports sit, their dismounted infantry creating a cordon nearby, while other visitors- you recognize general Crozier, now dressed in BDUs and with his own rifle and body armor, standing near the door, looking back. He grins when he sees you. “Hell of a note, ain't it son?” He asks.

[] Bit of a buzzkill, yessir.
[] Shouldn't you be evacuating too, sir?

>>34588556
>[x] Shouldn't you be evacuating too, sir?

Motherfucker probably wants to try and kill a Soviet agent himself.

>>34588556
[] Bit of a buzzkill, yessir.
it would have been could to learn some more about witch history

>>34588475
...I have no idea how you think that's deculture's artstyle.
>>34588556
>[x] Bit of a buzzkill, yessir.

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>>34588556
Surprise Russians in 3...2...1...

>>34588556
>[] Shouldn't you be evacuating too, sir?

>>34588556
>[] Bit of a buzzkill, yessir.
>[] Shouldn't you be evacuating too, sir?

because why not

>>34588556
[] Bit of a buzzkill, yessir.

You Frenchies said it was going to be a fun week BUT NNNOOOO you go and ruin it with this...

>>34588548
I thought it was random speeddrawing...

>>34588556
>[] Shouldn't you be evacuating too, sir?

Also

>"It's pretty brutal. "

>>34588556
>[x] Bit of a buzzkill, yessir.
HA HA HA, Fuckin' Russians

>>34588475
That's nothing like Decu's work.
That's >>34584339 what his stuff looks like.

>>34588556
>[] Bit of a buzzkill, yessir.

>>34588556
[] Bit of a buzzkill, yessir.
[] Shouldn't you be evacuating too, sir?
Both! I would say both if I was in Frank's place.

>>34588556
>[] Bit of a buzzkill, yessir.

Goddammit Konstantina.

>>34588556
>[] Shouldn't you be evacuating too, sir?

Boy oh boy.

>>34588624
>>34588605
>>34588548

My apologies gentlemen. I was merely under the impression that the good sir just did a speedsketch under a different style.

>>34588556
>[X] Bit of a buzzkill, yessir.

>>34588556
and then sniper....

>>34588556
>[] Bit of a buzzkill, yessir.

ffs, why is it always surprise Russians?

>>34588606
What are the chances it was Konnie-chan who "leaked" this information to catch Fronk in a Pincer move?

>>34588556
>[] Bit of a buzzkill, yessir.

witch spetsna is coming to kidnap frank....

>>34588662
Sniper wolf?

>>34588677
Low. She wants Fronk alive.

>>34588556
[x] Bit of a buzzkill, yessir.
[x] Shouldn't you be evacuating too, sir?

Oh goody.

>>34588708
>witch sniper wolf

MSG on the pc is going to be great......fuck yes

>>34588724
Yeah, that was what I meant.
By pincer move, I mean catching him, off-guard, in the hotel. With Natalya's assistance.
Headpatting shall be had by all.

>>34588724
If there are TWO Russian groups here... (konnie group and other russian group)...

Prepare for mele a trois now. With Fronk and Katya watching, unsure what to do.

>>34588556
>[] Bit of a buzzkill, yessir.

Nooooooooo, muh Roman Legionnaire witches.

>>34588751
>witch sniper wolf
>I am sniper wolf and somehow I am unharmed even after eight shots to the face LOOK AT MY BOOBS

>>34588804
dont make me watch that again I beg of you!

>>34588763
>With Fronk and Katya watching, unsure what to do.

>You know, Katya, I think I still have some microwavable popcorn around...

>>34588824
>Hey, snake, you think love can... bloom, even on a battlefield?
>Not for you, dude

>>34588857
no!

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>>34588865
I am the Pain PPAAAIIINNN

>>34588556
>[] Shouldn't you be evacuating too, sir?
Gotta get back to the girls, yessiree.

>>34588833
Gah
Anybody got the screencap from /k/ about popping pop corn with a ships radar?

>>34588891
YOU ALL MUST SUFFER NOW!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YH3o2pf-Bc

>>34588903
Being Raiden is suffering

>>34588556
>>[x] Shouldn't you be evacuating too, sir?

God damn it, this just proves the shadowrun that the Russians are out to cockblock us...

>>34588556
>[] Bit of a buzzkill, yessir.
>>34588966
There's an entire ops wing of the KGB devoted to keeping Fronk blue-balled

>>34588950
It has to be this way

>>34588966
The Russians are to us what the Martians were to Young. Cockblocks and assholes.

>>34588966
It gets worse. Ghost has been dropping hints over this bounty on Frank's head for weeks, if not months. Now I see it more like a doomsday count down clock.

Hello fellas. Writefagger here from last thread with the pastebin stories again.
Somehow I coughed up a part three of sorts, here:
>http://pastebin.com/Nr7JHHup

If you're still interested, there's part 1:
>http://pastebin.com/uW6n0es6

and part 2:
>http://pastebin.com/9j7LpmaA

>>34589013
You have to feel for the guy though. He was totally broken by the time the webcomic ended.

>>34588556
>[] Shouldn't you be evacuating too, sir?

>“They have increased the bounty on you , my friend.
You wouldn't happen to have a copy of the bounty would you? I have one copy already. I may just start collecting them

>>34589009
>>34589018
>>34589033

STAAALIIIN!!!

>>34589009
Headed by Konstantina

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>>34589102

>>34589102
Konnie on Paris:
"FINALLY, I can see my love again!"
"Wait, there are someone after My Love here? UNFORGIVEABLE!...Why the frogs use bugle for rifle?"

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>>34588899
YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED.

>>34589033

Yeah it has been coming up ALOT lately now that I think back on it. . .

I was more hoping for an encounter with a mercenary squadron.

On the ground, well how good is Frank with the hand to hand stuff?

>>34589177
Thank you.

>>34589167
I dunno, given some of Konstantina's semi-canon recent experiences, I don't think she is very devoted to that job

>>34589177

I could've sworn that shit was disproved by the Mythbusters.

Build Team RIP

>>34589172
>Stalin goes on a Spetsnaz kill spree while French Legionnaires and the GIGN look over dumbfounded

>>34589219
it was

>>34588656
I'm not Decu. Just some faggot who fails miserably at drawing.

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>>34589226
>DGSE Surrenders

>>34589181
Maybe average? He did say he'd like to avoid a ground confrontation as much as possible.

>>34589239
My apologies sir. Still, quite the effort. Looking forward to witch Boris and her IT-1 strikers[/spoilers]

>>34589236
>>34589219
The commercial radar available to most ships (and especially the minor set only added to a freaking Liberty Ship so it can keep sailing) is several orders of magnitude less powerful than the AEGIS system.

>>34589181
He's a navy pilot. So more than likely, not that great compared to the Spetsnaz.

>>34589181
He could be better if he rid himself of all that useless flesh.

>>34589259
No man, I meant she goes on a spree killing Spetsnaz, not the French, because they threaten her beloved Fronk.

>>34589284
putin is borg

>>34589291
No man, they surrender after seeing what she does.

>>34589302
Oh, I get it.

>L-Let us learn your ways, Minouche!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_BcICui8cU

>>34589226
"Mademosielle, this is supposed to be our job..."
"NOBODY CAN THREATEN MY LOVE AND LEAVE! DO YOU HEAR THAT!"
"...we'll waiting over here, madame. Take your time"

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>>34589338
after that...

Konnie and Natalya are hiding under our bed at the hotel aren't they. Their plan is to wait until we lie down, cocoon us in the bedsheets and abscond.

Only to be foiled by towel-Katya

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[] Bit of a buzzkill, yessir.

You nod. “Yessir, bit of a buzzkill.”

He grins, pulling out a cigar nub and planting it in his teeth. “Well, son, Hurry up and get y'alls things. I'm the ranking NATO officer in this hotel and I'll be damned if anyone gets left behind. Best hurry up.”

You nod, heading upstairs to your room and unlocking the door.

You both walk in- and immediatley spot the damage. Someone- or someones- were in here. “Katya, is-” You're interrupted when Konstantina rolls around the corner, an AK-74 leveled at your chest. She only holds you as a target for a hair of a second before yanking the rifle around and letting it hang by it's strap. “My Love!” She shouts, breaking cover. “You are here!”

[] Konstantina, what happened here?
[] What are you doing here?

>>34589404
>[] Konstantina, what happened here?
Shit, did Spetsnaz get here already, or is Konnie-chan looking for evidence of FronkxKatya lewds?

>>34589404
>[] Konstantina, what happened here?
>[] What are you doing here?

>>34589404
>>[] Konstantina, what happened here?
Pffff

>>34589404
>[x] Konstantina, what happened here?
>[x] What are you doing here?
"Here to collect on my bounty?"

>>34589404
>[] Konstantina, what happened here?

>>34589404
>[] What are you doing here?

>>34589404
>[X] Konstantina, what happened here?

>>34589404
>[] Konstantina, what happened here?

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>>34589404
>[] Konstantina, what happened here?

>>34589404
>[] Konstantina, what happened here?
>[] What are you doing here?
"Why you are here and do you realize if Frogs sees you here they gonna shot you in sight?"

>>34589404
>Draw sidearm
>Shoot Russian

>>34589404
[] Konstantina, what happened here?

... part of me wants Frank to add on, "Are you okay?"

>>34589437
I don't think they will get shot

>>34589404
>[] Konstantina, what happened here?

>>34589404
[X] Konstantina, what happened here?
It is pretty obvious why she is here.

>>34589404
>[] Konstantina, what happened here?

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>>34589404
>[x] Konstantina, what happened here?

>>34589404
>[x] Konstantina, what happened here?
>[x] Pick up the stalker and take her with us

>>34589404
>[x] What are you doing here?

I just want you guys to know, I fucking called it.

>>34589487
>Pick up the stalker and take her with us

Bridal, Potato, or Tribal?

>>34589404
well, so much for holding hands with Katya as we leave.

>Konstantina, what are you doing here?

>>34589415
>Shit, did Spetsnaz get here already, or is Konnie-chan looking for evidence of FronkxKatya lewds?

You heard the torpedo hit the hull, and the lewds...

Never happened.

>>34589498
Tribal/fireman.

>>34589498
Yes

>>34589498
>Potato

>>34589504
Konnie-chan will be happy to hear that.

>>34589492
I think everyone already waiting for konnie comes to Paris, especially with tha latest writefag.

Now the question is it her that the Frogs mentioned, or is there another Russians on Paris.

>>34589404
[X] Konstantina, what happened here?

God dammit, Konstantina.

>>34589498
in Katya's luggage

>>34589503
how come he can't hold both their hands, leading them out of the building obliviously as they stare daggers at one another

>>34589524
>especially with tha latest writefag.
I did not catch this writefag, which is it?

>>34589530
I support this.

>>34589498
Konnie over one shoulder, Katya over the other.

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>>34589530
Remember, there's nothing in the bag.

>>34589538
>Merde, we hear he's the charmer, but this is too much...

>>34589404
>[] Kanstantina, what happened here?
Pause
>[] Wait, what are you even doing here?

>>34589556
>Konnie over one shoulder, Katya over the other.
along with ALL OF THE SMUG.
No, Wait, Katya over the shoulder, Konnie in an underarm carry.

If anyone asks, we're taking the loli home with us.

>>34589457
I like this.

>>34589530
Yus.

>>34589404
[] Konstantina, what happened here?
>>34589498
>Bridal

>>34589404
[]Other
"Are Mommy KGB and Daddy GRU fighting again? Do you need somewhere to stay until they stop yelling?"

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>>34589583
Images SOMEHOW related
>wiggle wiggle

>>34589583
But Konnie isn't a loli. She's a full grown rather tall woman.

>>34589615
shhhhh >>34589612
is funnier

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>>34589583
I didn't think Konstantina was a loli...but I can just imagine the faces of the French men

>"Sir, you entered that room with 1 witch and left with two...how...?
>"I MUST GO, MY WITCHES NEED ME"

>>34589607
If we were crazy like Young, this would be the perfect option. Happily Fronk is not that far gone.

>>34589404
>[] Konstantina, what happened here?
Bridal Carry!

>>34589629
I just think it would be better if Katya was the loli because Konnie would drag on the ground.

>>34589633
>I told you, Guardian of Witches
>But-
>Witches. Plural and generic.

>>34589633
>"Sir, you entered that room with 1 witch and left with two...how...?
"it's very simple. I walked in, picked her up, nd walked out."
"And the other?"
"Can walk"]."

>>34589659
Neither one is loli.

>>34589551
Ah, sorry, not that new it seems but still relevant.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/34092038/#p34101543
We supposed to see Natalya too, where is she?

>>34589633

>"Apparently the magical potential in Katya grew to such an extent that she spontaneously divided into two separate, but equally adorable beings. Some sort of Witch Meiosis."

>>34589633
>>34589672

>Lord Bishop is doing his duty! Send for a LeClerc to escort them out of Paris!

>>34589676
I know. But Katya is shorter.

>>34589677
>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/34092038/#p34101543
Thank you sir
*Tips Flight Helmet*

>>34589404
>[X] Konstantina, what happened here?

>>34589672
I feel like the title "Guardian of Witches" entitles Frank to some sort of kick-ass ceremonial sword.

>>34589635
Though taking an automatic rifle being brandished at you in stride isn't exactly normal

>>34589713
Actually, it comes with a certain biological augmentation.

the TOHNO Gland

>>34589714
It's not being brandished at you anymore, so its all good.

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>>34589713
>Her Majesty's Witches present upon thee, Lord Bishop, the Avalon, a saber made in honor of King Arthur's famed scabbard...

>>34589713
His brother already has one, complete with ominous curse.

>>34589753
Fuck yes. Put a lance in front of our plane and have Merlin reinforce this shit. Time for some Aerial CQC.

Plane Jousting.

>>34589753
Somehow I picture Captain America from Generation Kill doing that instead of using his bayonet.

>>34589783
Konstantina would wet herself if we did that with her.

>>34589783
>Plane Jousting

Image related.
>http://th05.deviantart.net/fs38/PRE/f/2008/341/d/b/DOUBLE_K___023_by_captainosaka.jpg

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>>34589783
>not asking Kat for some GRORIOUS NIPPON STEER

The plane's wings fold, that's begging to be used as a sword slash

>>34589805
>M-My Love Seeks To P-Penetrate me

>>34589783
See the problem is that's just asking to get parried by some batshit witch
And I don't think that would be healthy for the airframe. Or the aerodynamics. Or the plane's latent yandere tendencies.

>>34589805
"We must be making of the aerial love!"

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>>34589404

[X] Konstantina, what happened here?

>>34589846
Stupid sexy Aurora. Why aren't you animated yet?

>>34589819
Reverse-edged sword, anyone?

>>34589832
>plane's latent yandere tendencies
For some reason I picture Wyvern-tan liking it.

>>34589835
Sounded like Belka there

>>34589832
Or for Frank. This Gnome business is going to be the death of him. And for Ice, due to grief.

>>34589862
>For some reason I picture Wyvern-tan liking it.
Yes, that's the unhealthy part

>>34589819
High-speed controlled Yaw rotations through a martian battle cruiser. Fucking Shuriken Wyvern cutting through steel like a knife through butter.

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>>34589880
Oh, well then. TIME TO BAIL

>>34589888
>OY, COMMIES!
>What the hell is american pilot doin?
>HA, He is Spinning out of...
>He... is no out of contro-
>ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA

>>34589888
And suddenly every Japanese witch wants us for their own because we just did the most honorable thing possible in a fighter jet

>>34589888
Fronk's very own tunnel mission

>>34589893
>Parachute cords
>Wyvern has a sword
THIS IS THE GRAVE YOU CHOSE

>>34589880
>Frank starts seeing hallucinations of Wyvern-tan in his coma dreams, urging him to drive her to her limits. Urging him to find her bleeding edge.

>>34589906
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
>BOOOMMMM

>>34589932
Plane-based martial arts, man. He is the Ace of the North Star.

>>34589923
Wyvern-tan Mirai Nikki face when

>>34589919
Wyvern-tan really doesn't want to part with Fronk, does she?