Posting is back? PRAISE THE SUN! Seems images aren't working though.

I bet the Tree of Life did it.

>>34781321

It was the Chipotles.

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>And with that, Charlotte races downstairs and out the door. After taking a few minutes to clear my head, I follow behind her and make sure that it's locked, then collapse in front of it.

>Catnip makes her act super sexually aggressive. I'm going to have to remember that for the future.


I don't think I can get back up, it feels like my legs are made of jelly. Dammit, this entire thing... Charlotte just JUMPED ME! And now this shirt's collar is all stretched out and my hair is messed up and I can still taste...

...and if she hadn't stopped, then...

...then...

"Ngaaaaaaah..."

With a loud groan, I fall over on the floor and curl up into the fetal position. I'm all confused right now and Charlotte probably hates herself and Allison thinks that we're ALREADY having-

>[1/2]

>>34781366
Never feed server hampsters those.

>>34781379

Can't have an arch quest without rape.

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>>34781379
>[2/2]

And while I'm in the middle of freaking out, Allison walks into the hallway while eating an icecream cone.

"Huh, so you two already finished?" Allison asks.
"Shut up," I mumble, rolling over so I don't have to look at her.
"Ohhh..." she sighs. "I'm SO sorry, did I screw up the mood for you two?"


>yell at her
>talk to her
>go back upstairs

>>34781304
Alas my chelonian overlord, I must retire. I needd to wake up in 5 hours for class.

Really happy that I'll be able to read up in the morning though.

>>34781405
Talk.

>>34781405
>talk to her

It's probably not a good idea to spill everything so let's just make a plausible excuse.

>>34781405
>>go back upstairs

>>34781405
>talk to her
We just got almost-raped. We need to talk to our sister.

>>34781405
>>talk to her
We could actually use her advice. It's one of the areas she has lots of experience in.

Also thanks for running so late Arch. Don't know how long I can hang, but I do my best too!

>>34781405
>>34781410
Well, maybe ONE vote wouldn't hurt.

[x]Talk it out.

>inb4 spaghetti everywhere

>>34781405
>talk to her

>>34781436
I no I'm getting so issues with posting, but besides that I'm sure people are here.

>>34781405
>talk to her
The only way we can explain it is catnip, and the only way that is believable is by opening up about everything.

>>34781428

Supporting.

>>34781405
>talk to her
Look on the bright side CC, now you know what to get her when you don't feel like bothering with foreplay.

>>34781405
>>talk to her

>>34781405
>talk to her
"No, it's ok..."

>>34781468
>hey me and Theresa just got superpowers from some scammy books and now we fight werewolves and dorito masters also Charlotte is friend to animals and she really like catnip
>oh, and I have voices in my head
>believable

>>34781507
>Also, I can shoot lasers
>Ohshityoutellintruth

>>34781507
"You ever hear of people getting really horny when they smell catnip?"

>>34781507
>Inb4 she already knows because she correctly deduced what happened to our window

>>34781555
Can we please do this? Please?

Seems to be a consensus here, so I'll just stop this particular vote early.

>what/how much to tell her?

>>34781572
Tell her everything. Let her know our pain.

>>34781572

I'm of the opinion we should consult our friends before telling Allison.

Especially since she's likely to freak out and assume that:

1. Her baby sister is in bog trouble (which is totally true),
2. Charlotte is a dangerous rapist.

>>34781572
Tell her...hmm. Tell her everything BUT the book.

>>34781572
Talk about girl problems. It's not like she needs to know about branches.

>>34781572
Just tell her we'll need to talk to her later, once Charlotte's gone. And that no, no talking to mom and dad about it. Or we'll cockblock her till the end of time.

>>34781598
>>34781613
Sure, I'll amend my vote to support this. It's not our secret to tell after all.

>>34781572
>MY GIRLFRIEND HAS AN EXTREME EROTIC ALLERGY TO CATNIP, WHAT DO?

>>34781572
Nothing. Just have a casual normal conversation with the sibling he have indirectly been avoiding these last couple of days.
Maybe tell her about the guy who was hospitalized, but none of the branch related stuff around it.

>>34781631

Isn't Charlotte gone already?

>>34781572
>>34781598
>>34781635
Changed my vote to support telling everything but the book. Relinking since I derp'd.

>>34781662

So we tell her about the part where we shoot lasers and are dating a druid but not the cause?

>>34781605
For some reason I read that as Bog Rapist. Immediately thought, "Oh yeah those are bad but so long as it's not a mountain rapist or a dire rapist we'll be fine."

>>34781681
Yeah, easy lie.Same as we fed Charlotte we got superpowers all natural

>>34781405
[x]Talk

If we're going to feel dirty, we need advice from the filth queen.

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>>34781639
Can we just add this on to the end of the whole "spill the beans" thing?

Just as a final curveball for Alli, her sister is involved in all this crazy magic shit and the thing CC is MOST worried about is her girlfriend getting set off by the 'nip.

>>34781741
>>34781572
Little late buddy. Try checking the current vote though,

>>34781662
>>34781613
>>34781598
time for sister to get killed

>>34781753
Sounds like fun, I support it.

>>34781572
Everything up until the book and maybe being attacked by mobsters

Don't tell her about the mobsters, she might want to get a book and go on a revenge spree.

MORE CHOICES YOU MAKE THIS HARDER

but whatever, time for the final round.

>tell the allison about the whole magic powers thing
>talk to the allison about normal girl stuff instead, play off the catnip thing as a strange allergy
>tell the allison EVERYTHING

>>34781613
Voting this

Well Allison you had a good run we'll miss you as you are murdered or enthralled by other branch holders.

>>34781801
>>tell the allison about the whole magic powers thing

>>34781801
Wait what's the difference between 1 and 3?

>>34781801
>talk to the allison about normal girl stuff instead, play off the catnip thing as a strange allergy

>>34781801
>talk to the allison about normal girl stuff instead
>No need to mention the catnip at all

>>34781801
>>tell the allison EVERYTHING
Everything but the Book. It's not our secret to give up.

>>34781801
>>talk to the allison about normal girl stuff instead, play off the catnip thing as a strange allergy
Let's hold off on the magic girl bean spilling

>>34781801
>tell the allison about the whole magic powers thing

>>34781823
The part where people are trying to kill you.... The book probably... The fights.

>>34781801
>>talk to the allison about normal girl stuff instead, play off the catnip thing as a strange allergy
Personally I'd like to keep her out of this entirely.

>>34781793
>Allison with powers

Evil would be completely fucked.

>>34781801
>talk to the allison about normal girl stuff instead, play off the catnip thing as a strange allergy

Honestly, I don't know, but if things go bad my conscience will be clear.

>>34781823

3 means we tell her about the book too. And probably the part about fighting Brazilian werewolves.

>>34781801
Magic. Need someone neutral that we can talk to anyways.

>>34781823
Book, magical mobsters, evil split personalities trying to devour our soul.

You know, all the extra-sensitive dangerous magical girl knowledge, as opposed to the vanilla "I'm a magical girl and my girlfriend is also magical and catnip makes her rapey because of her druid powers" explanation.

>>34781801
>tell the allison EVERYTHING
>Except the book, don't mention that
>Or the mobsters, don't mention them either.

>>34781801
>tell the allison about the whole magic powers thing

>>34781801
I made a contract wit da coobie.

>>34781856
I warned you about the druids, bro.

>>34781801
>>talk to the allison about normal girl stuff instead, play off the catnip thing as a strange allergy

>>34781801
>talk to the allison about normal girl stuff instead, play off the catnip thing as a strange allergy

>>34781801
If it gets down to the wire I want my vote for Everything to count towards whole magic powers, I want Alison to know more then nothing at the least. >>34781833

>>34781801
>>tell the allison about the whole magic powers thing

>>34781801
>tell the allison about the whole magic powers thing

I trust Allison to know that there is no such thing as a catnip allergy that induces uncontrollable sexual urges. If there was, she would clearly know of it, as she is a mature girl who would know about things like that.

>>34781801
Tell her about the magic but try to cram as much as possible in to the minimum number of sentences,

>>34781801
>talk to the allison about normal girl stuff instead, play off the catnip thing as a strange allergy

>>34781801
I pew pewed my window!

>writing

>>34782094

Brace for impact.

>"Allison, I'm... different from other people."
>"Duh."

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Arch, how was doing a democracy and becoming a hero by preserving America's freedom?

>>34782130
> "No you don't understand! I think I am... a politician."
> "Oh shit, better not tell our parents."

Reminder - Mina asked us to call her if anything happened when we went to speak with Char. Dating included.

Do we shoehorn in calling her like we promised... or do we let that slide till we meet her at school?

>>34782130
kek's are here

>>34782178
It was alright up until the very end. Then I wanted to punch people.

>>34782178

The poll took its toll.

>>34782189

Call her once arch give us the option to. Now that I think about it, she's gonna be pissed at us spilling the beans.

>>34782189
We call her of course, after we've calmed down enough to make a "getting frisky" joke about the catnip incident.

>>34782094
>>tell the allison about the whole magic powers thing
>9 votes

>>talk to the allison about normal girl stuff instead, play off the catnip thing as a strange allergy
>8 votes

>>tell the allison EVERYTHING
>3 votes

Goddammit, can we at least do a cheesy "Promise me you won't freak out and tell mom and dad."-type thing?

>>34782257

I bet they somehow already know.

>>34782257
I really hope so.

>>34782280
>"Say hello to Gauthier for us, dear."

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"Dammit, Ally..." I mumble as I force myself upright.
"What, I really am sorry for that!" Allison replies. "You're always nice enough to not butt in when I have a guy over so I feel extra shitty for messing up your chance..."
"It wasn't like that!" I shout. "Just- damn it..."

Grabbing onto the doorknob for support, I pull myself back to my feet and let out a long sigh.

"Is there something that I should know about?" Allison's voice and expression suddenly get serious. Because if Charlotte was trying to force herself on you, you need to tell me that shit right now so I can do something about it.

"N- no, that's not-" I stammer.
"Then what is it that has you all worked up?" Allison asks.


>[1/?]

>>34782365

>"It is time to reveal to the world the secret rainbow power of the gays."
>pew pew motherfucker

>>34782280
I bet she's a branch user. Somehow.

>>34782365
>Because if Charlotte was trying to force herself on you, you need to tell me that shit right now so I can do something about it.
She was actually.

>>34782457
But it's ok, the floaty ball of light was far more interesting so she stopped.

Actually, wait, that might be a bad thing depending on how you look at it.

>>34782457
Only because we accidentally gave her ecstasy

>>34782457

Yeah, but we were the one who accidentally datedrugged her.

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>>34782416

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>>34782365

Ugh. She's looking at me like THAT again. That stupid piercing look that she got from our mother that she uses when she expects me to tell her EXACTLY what's wrong, no matter what. I'm not going to get out of this without telling her SOMETHING...

...but what the hell should I tell her? "Yes Charlotte did try to jump me, but that's just because she has an allergy to catnip that makes her really really horny?" She'd never believe that. So what, do I just tell her everything? All this stupid crap with the magic power books and mafia and Andy cutting his tongue off and me having a psychotic alternate personality that wants to murder everything? I can't do that, she'd have a heartattack.

"It's really complicated, and-"
"Doesn't matter," Allison replies, chomping down the rest of her icecream cone as fast as she can so that she can cross her arms all parental-like. "Something's bothering you and I expect you to tell me what it is so I can help."
"...this isn't the kind of thing that YOU can help with..." I mumble as I look down at the floor.

>[2/?]

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>>34782533

>>34782533
>...this isn't the kind of thing that YOU can help with...
>Oh, lesbian thing. I get it. Shouldn't have asked.

>>34782533
>mfw she goes out an buys a gun
"These guys seem like they can outsmart me pretty easily. Maybe they can. I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart bullet.

>>34782533

"Try me," Allison replies.
"Yeah right, you'll think I'm on drugs or something," I shake my head.
"-Are- you on drugs?"
"NO!"
"Well okay then," she says, patting me on the head. "That's one less thing for me to worry about. Don't worry, I won't judge you for whatever you say. Even if it's about something SUUUUUUUUUUPER gay."

I glare at her.

"What, just trying to inject some levity into the situation," Allison laughs weakly.
"...whatever," I sigh. "I might as well tell you..."


>[3/?]

>>34782648
>"What, just trying to inject some levity into the situation," Allison laughs weakly.
>levity

Gravity power confirmed.

>>34782648
"Just promise you won't tell mom and dad. I don't want them to think I'm some kind of freak..."

>>34782671

"Actually, they just think you're some kind of sissy."

>>34782648
>[4/4]

Yeah, screw it. I'm telling her. Not about EVERYTHING... just the Branch stuff.

"A couple of days ago, I woke up with a REALLY bad headache," I say. "My head hurt and my eyes hurt... and, well..."
"And what?" Allison asks. "Keep on going, I'm listening."
"I'm just trying to figure out a way that doesn't sound completely retarded," I sigh. "But whatever, I'll just say it outright- I have super powers."

Silence.

And she's looking at me like I just got caught trying to pull a prank on her.


>prove it with a light show
>if she's not going to believe me, I'll just go upstairs

>>34782742
>prove it with a light show

>>34782742
>>prove it with a light show

>>34782742
>prove it with a light show

>>34782742
>prove it with a light show

>>34782742
>Snap fingers
>Produce light ball
>"You're telling noone. There are people who would do VERY bad things to have me work for them."

>>34782742
>>prove it with a light show

"I'm like Scott Summers only I'm the one with the pyromaniac persona."

>>34782742
>>prove it with a light show
Oh the pretty rainbows!

>>34782742
>please don't freak out...
>prove it with a light show

>>34782774
>inb4 she gets distracted too and forget what we just told her

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>>34782742
>prove it with a light show

SURPRISE, MAGIC IS REAL
>inb4 magic isn't real and witches don't exist

>>34782742
>>prove it with a light show
GIve her the balls. I heard she likes balls of light.

>>34782766
Yes. TELL NOONE

>>34782742
>if she's not going to believe me, I'll just go upstairs

We said anything and she agreed. If she's going to be like that, we can be alone.

>>34782790

Hey, maybe CC could pull off the butterfly illusion with enough practice.

>>34782742
Do magic then say "Suck my dick Alison."

>writing

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Charlotte and Cecile "Roleplaying".

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"I'm serious," I say, holding out my hand.

With a little bit on concentration, I draw from my own inner light and cause a ball of light to appear just above my outstretched hand. Then to drive the point home even further, I pull out a few more...

...in the end, they're floating all over the place. I didn't even know I was able to make this many at once until just now.

"Wh......" her mouth agape, Allison points at me. "H... how in the hell are you..."
"Like I said, I have magic psychic superpowers now," I say, concentrating a little bit more, and...

Poof. They all disappear at once. Dammit, I was trying to get them to turn into butterflies or something first.


>[1/?]

>>34783177
what color were they

>>34783192
RAINBOW

>>34783192

Probably white by default.

>>34783208
appropriately gay

>>34783209
Yup.

>>34783177
We will get the butterflies sooner or later.

>>34782790
Captions truly can ruin anything.

>>34783253
Rainbow ones.

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>>34783177

"Oh. My. God."

With her hands covering her mouth, Allison slowly backs away from me.

"ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod," she whispers over and over again.
"Dammit, now you think I'm some kind of freak," I mumble.

And this isn't the kind of thing that I can just take back, either.

>[2/?]

>>34783275
Maybe don't tell her about how the window got broken just yet.

>>34783289
Or about praising the sun.

>>34783275
She's going to want CC to go on oprah.

>>34783313
cc would just put shadow in the camera lenses

>>34783275
"Damn mutie. Out of my house!"

>>34783231
If our powers relate at all to actual physics (which they probably don't because it's all psychic sun wizardry anyway) we could conserve a bit of power by trying to stick to red light for general purposes that don't care what color our illumination is, since it's the lowest-energy color in the visible spectrum.

Unless it takes more effort to create non-white light because our power is Sun-related and the sun's light spans a whole bunch of spectra and isolating one part of one spectrum requires more effort than it saves.

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>>34783275

"CECILE!" Allison rushes me before I can even react and grabs my hands.
"Y- yeah!?"
"YOU HAVE SUPERPOWERS THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL MY SISTER'S LIKE THE X-MEN OR SOMETHING!!"

...at least she's taking this well?

"I dunno about all that, but I guess it's cool," I shrug.
"Oh man... I thought you were acting weird over the past few days but to think that THIS was what was going with you!" Allison laughs.
"That's part of it, yeah," I sigh.
"Cecile, we gotta like... call up Mom and Dad and then figure out how to get you on TV with this shit! My sister's got psychic light powers, who else can brag that!?"


>[3/?]

>>34783346
the latter seems more likely

about the first point, i think the visible spectrum isnt nearly wide enough for that to matter

>>34783355
nonononononononononono

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>>34783355
noooooooope

>>34783355

"I dunno, it's been a few days and I've already met half a dozen cases."

>>34783355
>My sister's got psychic light powers, who else can brag that!?
Poor Allison.

>>34783370
>>34783369
what could go wrong

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>>34783355
>"Cecile, we gotta like... call up Mom and Dad and then figure out how to get you on TV with this shit! My sister's got psychic light powers, who else can brag that!?"
I knew this was going to happen.

>>34783355
>who else can brag that!?
Well... about that...

>>34783355
Oh hell no. We are not going on TV with this. Our Sister needs to know that bragging about our psychic light powers could get us killed.

>>34783355
> tfw Allison secretly records CC using her powers and loads it to youtube. "My sis haz supah powars, lol! ^_^"

So Allison is definitely gonna take the chance if she hear about the books, right?

And probably make Kevin try it too.

>>34783355
>[4/4]


Wait wait wait wait wait!

"No!" I shout.
"Huh!?" Allison gasps. "C'mon, this's like way too good of an opportunity to pass up just 'cuz you're shy..."
"I only told YOU because..." I sigh, "...I don't even know anymore, but you absolutely CAN NOT TELL ANYONE. I'm serious here, not even our parents can know about this."
"...but why..."

Suddenly, she seems really hurt.

"Because I don't want to get captured and experimented on, for one?" I say. "And maybe because there are other people out there with Branches and they might not be as nice as Charlotte is?"
"...huh?" Allison points at me. "Branches? And are you telling me that Charlotte has powers too?"


>tell her (specify how much)
>change the subject

>>34783420
its obviously fake

>>34783425
We only voted to tell her about the powers, not the book.

>>34783431
you dont know what the word 'if' means i take it

>>34783428
>tell her

All the important bits while leaving shit like the books out of the picture. Oh, and the fighting I guess. She has to know about our split personality, because who would know how to *Rein* it in better? Seriously though, she can cover in front of our parents much better if she knows that bit of info.

>>34783428
The organizations.

>>34783428
"All I'll say is that the reason she was all...touchy was because she got a whiff of my catnip. And if you use that on her, I will laser your ass."

"Anyways, yeah. There's mafia, business interests, terrorist groups, government, even an unofficially sanctioned arm of the Catholic Church. I'm just trying to keep my head down, so PLEASE don't tell anyone...people might go after mom and dad if they knew, just to get to me."

I miss Mimi.

I mean cowboy hat Mimi, not pink haired slut Mimi

>>34783456
She's not a slut, just sexually liberated

>>34783428
>tell her (specify how much)

"Charlotte, Theresa, Irene, plus half a dozen jerks I've met over the past few days. Apparently there's plenty of us and some people are ready to go to good length to cover that."

"Mina knows too."

Also tell her about the headaches, the voices, and the catnip. But try to present the voices in a way that doesn't make her rush us to the hospital.

>>34783428
>tell her
tell her about the nature of branches and that there are dangerous people with them out there who want it kept a secret

>>34783470
Don't tell her about Theresa you dingus

>>34783428
>tell her (specify how much)
-Powers come with evil ghosts that live in your head and are totally not fun at all
-You're not allowed to talk to normal people about powers because the magic police and/or Legion of Doom will come beat you up if you do. No, seriously, that's why normal people don't know about them.
-Charlotte has cat powers and she accidentally sniffed the catnip plant

>>34783484
why not

give a reason

>>34783428

"Yeah apparently we can sense each other. Which is a reason why it is a bad idea to tell anyone. Groups of superpowered assholes sometimes do asshole things, So making yourself a target is not a good idea. "

>>34783494
Because it's a HUGE betrayal of trust. Not even Charlotte knows.

>>34783494
Because that piece of information isn't our secret to tell.

>>34783428
>tell her (specify how much)
>Charlotte is the animal whisperer
Other than that just mention that we've been told there are a few organizations out there and that not all of them are sunshine and lolipops. and that we're still new to this and don't know everything about everything yet.

>>34783455
This seems vague enough. Add in >>34782766 to press home how serious it is.

>>34783428
>>tell her (specify how much)
tell that she is gonna get murdered if she does not shut up this shit is cray

>>34783428
There are others out there with powers. If you make a fuss out of this, if you bring attention to me, nothing good will come of it. People will come to take me away, you won't see me again...

>tell her (specify how much)
Tell her about the organizations, tell her they are looking for -something- in this town and will move on after it is found.
Tell her we just want to leave our life in peace.

>writing

>>34783494
Because it's supposed to be a secret and randomly telling Alli doesn't contribute anything to the conversation.

You think Allison is smart enough to connect the dots regarding the strange package we received a few days ago?

I bet she knows Mina is into /x/ stuff.

>>34783559
As far as she knows we just passed the package on to Mina without opening it.

>>34783559
unlikely

if she ends up being reasonable about the situation after this first freak out, there wouldnt be anything wrong with having her know about the books though

"That's what the powers are called," I say. "And yeah, Charlotte has a Branch too."
"Ooh, so THAT'S how you met?" Allison asks.
"Well there was the stuff with the cat when I first met her, but we didn't start really hanging out until I got mine..."
"I see," she nods. "So your girlfriend can make flashy lights too? Do you two make rainbows toge-OW!"

I am not apologizing for that.

"No, Charlotte can talk to animals," I sigh. "And that's why, uh..." I look down at my stretched-out shirt that's doing a really crappy job at covering my bra.

Charlotte's bra...

"...well she can talk to animals and mimic their abilities and stuff and she smelled the catnip in my room and that's what got her all frisky," I say in one breath.
"Oh, so THAT'S why..." Allison nods. "So you're growing your very own Spanish Fly to use on your lady friend, huh? You know, they also make catnip shampoo, I can get you some if you want..."


>[1/?]

>>34783573
The less people are in on a secret, the less chance there is for it to be let slip. She may be able to handle it, but unless it's necessary to tell her, we probably shouldn't.

>>34783585

At least she knows allison isn't gonna treat her any different.

>>34783599
cc is a minor and alison is her guardian, thats a perfectly valid reason for her to know about this incredibly valuable mcguffin that spervillain mafia and whatever else are willing to kill over

>>34783626
What? No. That isn't how keeping secrets works. Her knowing about this shit doesn't benefit anyone in any way, all it does is needlessly spread sensitive information around.

This is like Secret Keeping 101, it is not rocket science.

>>34783494
Are you literally autistic?

>>34783648
i reiterate, cc is a minor and alison is her guardian

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>>34783585
>[2/2]

"I don't need you help for that, thank you very much," I say, rolling my eyes. "But yeah, she got really horny all of a sudden and that's when you walked in on us so, uh... thanks," I mumble.

Yes I've had to resist the urge to jump Charlotte myself earlier today, but that was still WAY too sudden for my comfort.

"Bur that's enough lesbian jokes," I say. "There's like... a ton of organizations that're involved with this Branch stuff. Mafia and psychos and Church people... all kinds, and we'll BOTH be in danger if you go around blabbing about this stuff to everyone, okay?"
"...yeah, I guess it would make sense to keep this all hush-hush," Allison sighs. "Still sucks though, we could've been rich if we went on TV with this stuff."


>talk with her about a thing
>tell her goodnight, it's been a long day

>>34783671
Not a valid reason. If we wanted her to be careful of creepy mafia, just tell her we met one the other day and to be careful. Specifically telling her about the book serves no purpose and creates an added risk, not to mention breaking our friends' trust in us.

>>34783656
Different anon here, I'm the autistic one. You're just dense.

>>34783710
>talk with her about a thing
Dude we should watch TV together, I can do a thing.

>>34783671
See, you're saying words, and I know what the words mean, but in the context of us trying to keep secrets from the magic mafia, the magic secret police, and the magic cabal of evil wizards, I fail to see how that fact is at all relevant.

If you don't want people to know something, you don't tell people about it. Allison doesn't need to know, because her knowing doesn't benefit us, or her, or anyone on our side, in any way whatsoever. It might get her killed though, as needlessly blabbing need-to-know information to people who don't need to know often does.

>>34783710
>talk with her about a thing
"please don't tell mom and dad, I want to at least be able to share THIS with them myself."

>>34783710
>>tell her goodnight, it's been a long day

>>34783710

Better go to our room and call Mina.

>>34783710
Reassure her that we can handle ourselves. We have help, but if we ever need hers, we will ask. She should just act as though nothing's changed, especially in case anyone's keeping tabs on using and those close to us.

Oh, and give her a hug.

>>34783711
it is a completely valid reason

the guardian of a kid should know about the reason organized crime might chap said kid's head off

if anyone should know about this stuff it should be alison so she can react appropriately if something happens

>>34783710
This >>34783738

>>34783743

What is she going to do? Tell jokes at the enemies?

>>34783710
this:
>>34783734

>>34783671
If she is exposed to an Archibald-style interrogation it's more likely she will be let go if she actually doesn't know anything about the book because she will naturally act accordingly.
Regarding certain subjects it is better for her not to know.

>>34783743
Billy, care to explain to the class how knowing about the book will provide a tangible benefit worth the risk it poses to all of us?

Feel free to create a hypothetical scenario. We're all playing pretend here.

>>34783754
communicate with any and every kind of institution that handles this sort of stuff

things from being better able to call the police or hiding cc from the police when necessary, to not explosing cc in a hospital where anyone can get her in case she ends up like andy

alison is in charge of ccs life from an official stand point, she needs to be able to make informed decisions

>>34783743
>if anyone should know about this stuff it should be alison so she can react appropriately if something happens
and what is a perfectly normal girl going to do in a conflict that involves crazy organizations filled with superpowered people

maybe in a less magical world i'd agree with you, but naah

>>34783789
for example, not call the cops if she has reason to suspect the cops are pawns of a psychic mafia guy looking for the book

>>34783743
So she can, what, call the muggle police and tell them we were kidnapped by the wizard mafia because of a magic book, as opposed to just kidnapped by the wizard mafia for reasons unknown? Either way we were just kidnapped by the WIZARD MAFIA, it's already so far out of her jurisdiction it isn't even funny.

She can't DO anything with the information.

>>34783778
Son, she already knows about Branches. Not telling her about the book doesn't prevent her from calling whichever organization she would otherwise have done, if that's how you're playing it. Knowing about everything except the book is more or less equivalent to knowing about the book as well.

>>34783797
Why does knowing about the BOOK help her do that, when "hey, there are some nasty magic people in town, they're nasty and magical" would create the exact same effect.

>writing

>>34783808
sure she can, see >>34783797

>>34783821
alison cannot make such a call because right now she thinks cc is just a random kid with superpowers, she has no idea that there is any reason to decieve several dangerous organizations

she needs to know that there is a specific reason people would be interested in ccs situation

Allison NOT knowing about the book supports CC's story about not getting powers from a book.

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Guys, you're being too kind to him.

>>34783840
alison does know about the book, she just doesnt know what it means

if someone interrogated her they could put the pieces together

meanwhile if she did know how important the book was, she would know that people might come to interrogate her and be better prepared for it

>>34783712
He is also autistic.

>>34783864
>alison does know about the book, she just doesnt know what it means
No, she doesn't.

>>34783891
yeah she does, she knows it came to ccs home right around the time when the books were sent to the town and also right around the time when cc manifested

if that doesnt spell things out for someone who wants to know about the books, i dont know what would

>>34783710
"Most people use these gifts to make money, sure. But there's things alot more profitable than TV...I'm serious. Some mafia guy is behind Andy's...well...his thing. Or some other group, but Charlotte thinks it's mafia."

>>34783906
And as far as she knows we gave the package unopened to Mina, and she doesn't have any powers.

After a long string of annoying questions (can I fly, can I make it look like my boobs are bigger, and more dumb things along those lines), I eventually get tired of dealing with my sister's enthusiasm.

"That's enough of that, it's been a LONG day and I'm tired," I say as I turn towards the stairwell. "Don't tell anyone about anything that I just told you, okay? Not our parents, not your friends, not that creepy Kevin guy..."
"Aww, I can't even tell Kevin? He won't do anything bad with the information..."
"ALLISON," I snap at her because why the hell is she being so stupid.
"Just kidding, jeez," she sighs. "Why the hell would I tell him, anyways?"
"I dunno, but I also don't know why you're still sleeping with that guy... good judgement is clearly something that you lack sometimes."
"Hey!"

And with that parting remark, I head up to my room and close the door behind me.


>[1/?]

>>34783950
its still very convenient

alison would at the very least need to know that the package was extremely important and needs to be kept secret because dangerous people are willing to kill over it

even if we dont tell her about the nature of the book

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>>34783965

>>34783965
Why would she even remember such a trivial matter? If we don't mention it she won't think it was anything important.

>>34783982
>le funny gif
either post an argument or refrain from posting

>>34783992
why wouldnt she? its not like this was a year ago

>>34784011
Do you remember or even care about what your family got in the mail the last week?

>>34784029
i would if it was a package

>>34783951

And with that parting remark, I head up to my room and close the door behind me.

With a tired groan, I walk over to my bed and collapse on it. As it is now, Allison knows ALL of my personal secrets aside from the whole "I have evil voice in my head that tells me to kill people" thing... I really hope she doesn't do something to make me regret telling her.

...speaking of telling people stuff, I did kinds of promise Mina that I'd keep her in the loop concerning anything important that happened tonight... and there was a LOT of stuff that happened to me that could be described as such. And so, wonderful friend that I am, I pull out my phone and call Mina.


>[2/?]

>>34784029
No.

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>>34784066

>>34784066

Brace for "goddammit, Cecile."

And a lot of crying on Mina's part once the conversation is over.

>>34784066
>[3/3]

RING

RING

RING

"Hello, Cecile?"
"Yup," I reply.
"So how'd it go!?" Mina asks, her tone of voice betraying how excited she is. "Anything happen? Did you kiss her yet?"
"Uh..."


>good news first
>bad news first

>>34784125
Wrong friend. The tears of blood will be coming from Theresa.

>>34784156
>good news first

>>34784156
>good news first

>>34784156
>good news first

>>34784156
>bad news first

>>34784160
Theresa is gone, only Otheresa now.

>>34784156
>good news first

>>34784156
>good news first

I wonder who Mina would have prefered we go with, between Theresa and Charlotte.

>>34784160

Mina also has a mild crush on us.

>>34784183
I know but I don't feel bad about it cause she friendzoned herself.

>>34784156
>good news first

Is catnip incident classed as good or bad news?

Because in the long run, knowing a hyper-effective fast acting aphrodisiac that is uniquely effective on your partner is something I would class under the "good" column.

>>34784156
Charlotte stuff first, all of it.
Then the "So, my sister told my mom and dad i'm a lesbo."
Then the "So, I told my sister i have super powers."

>>34784156
What do you think the odds are that our phone is bugged?

>>34784226
>my sister told my mom and dad I'm a homo, but they already knew.

Ftfy

>>34784271
Less than the odds that we can arrange a face-to-face meeting that will go smoothly?

>>34784295
99%?

>writing

>>34784271
Low, but non-zero I guess.

There aren't any big windows where our cell phone has been out of our possession, the only one I can think of being gym class.

Obviously we shouldn't review our itemized list of secrets over the phone, but in that regard it's just as possible that someone has bugged any given room we happen to be standing in at any given time, or is lurking outside the door/window listening to the conversation, or is using a previously unknown clairvoyance branch to spy on us remotely, or there just so happens to be another Blind Spot user in town.

>>34784356

Will Mina's suffering ever end?

I bet the news are gonna push her over the edge and she's gonna read the book.

"Fuck it, everyone is already retarded, I don't know why I should be careful."

>>34784397

The trick with superpowers is that you can never be sure about anything anymore.

For all we know this is all a dream or there's a shapeshifter masquerading as our cactus.

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Might as well give her the good news first, there's more than enough bad news to go around.

"Well..." I mumble, "...yeah."
"WHAT!?" Mina shouts. "I just said that shit as a joke, but you actually went through with it!? Hell, I wasn't sure if she was even into girls!"
"Well she is," I reply. "When I went to visit her, she confessed that she had a crush on me, and um..."
"...you pushed her down?"

I might not be able to see her face, but I am 100% sure that Mina's grinning like crazy right now.

"No, I just kissed her," I say. "Regular-like."
"Ooooooooooh..." Mina giggles. "So how far did you end up going? Not all the way, I hope."
"NO, we just kissed a couple of times," I reply.

>[1/?]

>>34784428
Don't say shit like that.
We'll end up with a thread long shit storm and eventually a final destination vote on if we should throw the cactus out the window or not.

>>34784471
That's quite a lewd image for someone who claims to be pure, Arch.

>>34784505

Around turtles, always scuttle.

>>34784505
Hey, I'll have you know that the game that that picture is from is completely clean.
It is filled with lots of bloody violence, though. And crazy shit.

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>>34784471

"Nice, nice," Mina says. "Her branch lets her do cat stuff, right? Does that mean that her tongue was rough like a cat's too?"
"No, it was nice and smoo-" I stop myself.
"Haha, I caught you!" Mina laughs. "So you two are already at the 'heavy petting' stage, huh!"

Dammit, why the hell did I let that one slip.

"Not really," I sigh. "But I did bring her over to my house for dinner and took her up to my room..."
"And then you pushed her down?" Mina asks.
"NO," I groan. "She smelled the catnip that I have growing and tried to push ME down. Apparently that stuff works like an aphrodisiac on her."
"...wow. You okay?"
"Yeah," I sigh. "I distracted her with a light ball thing and then Allison barged in and that was enough to snap her back to reality, thank God."

>[2/?]

>>34784576
>see the glow under the eyes
>check archive.moe to make sure Mina always had these particular eyes

I'm becoming paranoid.

>>34784576
>"Yeah," I sigh. "I distracted her with a light ball thing and then Allison barged in and that was enough to snap her back to reality, thank God."
It just gets cuter and cuter.

>>34784576

"So Allison knows about the two of you now?" Mina asks. "She doesn't have any right to complain about you fooling around, but still."
"Yeah," I sigh. "And apparently my parents already knew that I was gay before I did..." I mumble.
"Hey, at least it saves you the trouble of coming out," she replies.
"I guess. But what about you?"
"What -about- me?" she asks.
"Do your parents know about you?"
"Hahahahahahahahahahahaha HELL no," she laughs. "And they're not GOING to know until long after I've moved out of here."
"...oh."

Better stop prying there, it's clearly a sore point.

...but I guess this is a decent point to shift off to the bad news.

>[3/?]

>>34784633
>"Hahahahahahahahahahahaha HELL no," she laughs. "And they're not GOING to know until long after I've moved out of here."

Why must Mina always have the shittiest deal?

>>34784662
>>34784633
Being Mina is suffering.

>>34784633


"Umm... I also found out some stuff," I say.
"What kind of stuff?" Mina asks.
"Well..." I take a deep breath. "Apparently, all of the Branches come with an alternate personality. It's like a package deal, I guess."
"...what?"
"Remember when I flipped out and tried to kill that triangle guy?" I ask. "That's because my other personality took over."
"That's kind of scary," Mina says.
"Yeah," I mumble. "Apparently, Charlotte's tried to take over her body, and that's a common thing to have happen."
"So you mean that the Charlotte that you're in love with isn't the real Charlotte?"
"No, my Charlotte is the real deal," I shake my head. "She beat the other personality back and killed it somehow."
"Oh."

And there goes any traces of the happy mood that was in this room a few minutes ago.

"...you're gonna be okay, right?" Mina asks, her voice wavering.
"I hope so," I reply. "Charlotte said that your mental state has to do with it, so I should be fine as long as I'm not depressed or anything."
"Well, umm... you know who to call if you need any moral support, right?"
"Charlotte?"
"You are such a jackass, you know that?"

>[4/?]

>>34784633
So Theresa-mom is very supportive.
CC-mom can't wait for their daughter to jump a girl.

>>34784753

What's a good power for a SUFFERING champion?

>>34784758
I wonder what overshine would be like during sex.

>>34784758
The problem is what it will do to Theresa once we tell her about us and Char.

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>>34784806

See Sylvie.

>>34784823
Sylvie doesn't have a voice in her head that will take control of her if she gets depressed.

>>34784758
We need to make it clear to over shine that we'd rather be friends than make this a you versus me situation.

>>34784849
So see morning Melanie?

>>34784849
hey i'm sure othresa don't want to harm the original
but yeah, i can see her taking over to let her rest a little (and go full yandere too)

>>34784909
WHAT IS MINA'S GOOD NEWS?

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>>34784758

And now for the final piece of bad news.

"I have one more piece of bad news to tell you," I say.
"Great," Mina sighs. "Spill it so I can tell you my -good- news."
"Alright," I nod. "So while Charlotte was walking me home..."
"While Charlotte was walking you home...?"
"...that werewolf bitch showed up again," I say. "And she brought her boyfriend along, too."
"WHAT!?"

I was expecting this.

"How the fuck did they-" Mina stammers. "You're okay, right? They didn't hurt you?"
"No," I reply. "we're both fine. Charlotte was able to defend against the boyfriend, he has some kind of precognition Branch. And I fried that stupid bitch's eyes out," I say, unable to keep from smiling as I say that.

...I think I hate that girl.


>[5/?]

>>34784923

1. Andy got better.
2. She read the book and now has a cool superpower.
3. She's back with Theresa.
4. Something to do with Gauthier.

>>34784994
>that will its final action
Tear it down and start again or I will judge you harshly for this error.

>>34784994
>yes
>do not allow that weed to escape a third time
>when it next appears before you
>that will its final action
as much as I want to REMOVE her Overshine, its more fun having her under the "Do not hurt CC" branch control

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>>34784929
>[6/6]

"Oh God..." Mina mumbles. I think I can hear her hyperventilating.
"It's okay," I try to reassure her, "neither one of us was hurt!"
"That's not the point," she replies. "That chick clearly has a grudge against you, and she's related to whatever fucking fucking FU-" she catches herself. "...she's with that mafia guy and they have something to do with what happened to Andy."
"Yeah, she made a crack about that while her boyfriend was helping her up and I wanted to remove her right then and there."

yes

do not allow that weed to escape a third time

when it next appears before you

that will be its final action

"Those fucking assholes put one of my friends in the hospital and now they're gunning for another of them..." Mina mutters under her breath. "I'd like to take their tongues and stab-"
"Mina," I call out. "Calm down. -I'm- the one here with the psychotic voice in her head telling me to kill people, not you."
"...yeah, I shouldn't get all worked up," Mina sighs.


>keep taking about this
>ask what her good news was

>>34785053
>ask what her good news was
is her mom pregers, any is augmented now, she has super powers, she got this cool new ticking box that says not to open until christmas?

>>34785079
>>ask what her good news was
"Mina its alright, her boss told her not to touch me even if he was checking out my butt anyway so I should be alright. What was your good news?"

>>34785079
>ask what her good news was
>tell her about Allison

>>34785079
Tell her that wolf-girl has been put under the same spell as Andy was, so she can't kill us without serious repercussions to herself.
>ask what her good news was

>>34785079
>>ask what her good news was

>>34785079
>ask what her good news was

"Really," I say. "Her boss got whoever did that to Andy to put a thing on her too that'd make some kind of horrible thing happen to her if she tried to hurt me."

Even though he's a sick pervert who was checking out my butt, I guess I should be grateful for that.

"I still don't trust him," Mina replies. "Or this werewolf girl, or any of them. Evil fucks, I hope they all burn in Hell."
"MINA."
"What?"
"You said you had some good news?" I ask. "How about you tell me about it to take your mind off those assholes?"
"It's nothing big," she sighs. "It's just that I was walking home today and stopped by a corner store where I saw one of those LED flashlight things."

I dunno why that would be considered "good" news.

"The thing's bright as hell and blinded me for a little while when I shone it in my face, so I thought that maybe it'd come in handy for you to use at night. Like as a flashlight laser or something."

>[1/?]

>>34785079
>ask what her good news was

>>34785201
LIGHTSABER GET

>>34785201
"That's great Mina!"

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>>34785201
>with our powers we can make actual light sabers
why am I just now realizing this!?

>>34785201
YES. FLASHLIGHT LASERS. HYPERBEAMS.

>>34785263

We can't make hard light, though.

>>34785281
no, but it could generate enough heat to cut thru stuff

>>34785263
>praise Overshine the .gif
it'd be more like a laser, even if it wasn't solid if someone came running at you with a lightsaber and shooting lasers you wouldn't stay to see if it was real

>>34785201


"Huh, that would've come in handy today," I say, remembering how long it took to charge up that moonlight beam that I wrecked Luiza's eyes with. "Thanks for looking out for me, Mina."
"Yeah, no problem," Mina sighs. "I bought a red one that matches your glasses so I'll give it to you the next time I see you."

Well we have school tomorrow so that'd be the easiest time to give it to me...

"What, you're skipping school tomorrow?" I ask. "You're not feeling good?"
"I'm not sick or anything," Mina sighs, "it's just that today's been shit and I don't know if I feel like dealing with more of that tomorrow."
"...oh. Yeah, I understand how you feel."

And I can tell that she probably wants to be left alone right now.

"I don't wanna hold you up forever, so I guess I'll talk to you later," I say.
"Yeah, sure," Mina replies. "Take care of yourself."
"You too."

With that, I hang up my phone and lie down on my bed for a little while. This is the first time that I've really been able to relax since I was playing with Milla earlier... I really hope that Charlotte's going alright.

>[2/?]

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>>34785341

...

......

.........

............crap, I'm starting to doze off.

Not wanting to sleep in my clothes (even though this shirt's probably ruined now that the collar's all messed up), I take off my shirt and toss it in a corner, then empty my pockets and do the same with them.

"...time to say goodbye to these, too..." I say as I look at myself in the mirror. Fancy lingerie is nice and all, but this bra doesn't really fit all that well since Charlotte's boobs are bigger than mime and I've also been wearing this for two days straight now so yeah.

BZZT BZZT BZZT BZZT

"Hm?"

That's my phone...


>[3/?]

>>34785421
>it's Theresa

>>34785436
who else could it be?

>>34785436
The call's coming from inside the house

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>>34785421

Looks like I got a text message. And it's from Charlotte!

"I'm really sorry about what happened earlier," the message reads, "but I can understand if you wanted to cancel tomorrow's date."

What!?

Gaah, I need to hurry up and respond!

"no i stil want 2 go on the date i dont hold it against u it was the catnips fault," I type. "so dont b sad, ik? im not mad"

Aaaaand send.

>[4/?]

>>34785479
God fucking dammit

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>>34785479

Every time I see Cecile text, I die a little bit inside.

>>34785479
Okay. We need to get Cecile a fucking keyboard phone. And to start using proper English when texting.

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>>34785479
Fucking hell cc

>>34785504
Who's that MG? I know the Madoka cast, but not her.

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Couldn't find anything resembling a puchi hat.

>>34785540
...that is Cardcaptor Sakura.

WATCH THAT SHIT if you've somehow never seen it, seriously.

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>>34785540

Are you fucking with me?

I'm being completely serious right now so humor me for a second, are you trolling me?

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>>34785558
its like looking at a picture anon

>>34785479
> date
> not d8
CC still casual tier

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>>34785540
You. What. I. You. Out. Out Now.

>>34785571
>>34785568
Genuinely not fucking with you. The only MG show I've watched is Madoka.

Judging by your responses, I'm guessng it's good?

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>>34785479
Would someone please teach her how to text properly already?

I know she's literate, she can do it if she tries.

>>34785620
Well...half the point of texting is to abbreviate stuff more than the military and in almost as confusing a manner.

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>>34785606
>I'm guessng it's good?
no, its great. if you haven't even heard of it, then i pray for your soul dude

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>>34785479
>[5/5]

A few seconds later, I get a response.

"Thank goodness, I thought you were mad at me! Just call me whenever you want to come over, I'll be waiting!" it reads.
"k ill c u l8r <3 <3 <3"

After sending that message, I (finally) take off these frilly things and throw on my giant T-shirt pajamas, then set my alarm for the morning. And just as I'm getting into bed, my phone goes off again.

"Charlotte again?" I say out loud as I look at my phone. "...nope, it's Theresa."

Might be something important, so I check it right away.

"The cape is FINISHED! :>" it reads.
"...dammit, Theresa..." I mutter under my breath.

Nope, not going to bother answering that. And so, I reset my alarm, pull myself under the covers, put my glasses on my nightstand, and go to sleep. Or at least I try to, but my mind's too occupied with other things.

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>>34785479
>>34785661
CC pls.

>>34785479
>>34785661
Charlotte right now: Damn, this girl cute as hell, but this texting shit is ridiculous

That is it for this thread.
Though board errors made the start time WAY TOO FUCKING LATE, this one was still fun.

Beccause of said delayed posting, I'll also be running False Dendrite on Thursday night.


And now for a very short question time if you had anything to ask.

>>34785660
I've heard of it before, but never seen screencaps/art/pictures of it, so I didn't recognize it.

I'll try to get around to watching it.

>>34785682
Thanks for running!

>>34785606

It's more of a case of it being a classic. It's like a sci-fi fan asking who captain Kirk is.

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>>34785706
Hey, I remember when that happened.

>>34785661
> Sleeping with glasses on
That's a great way to bend them out of shape.

>>34785682

Cheers.

>>34785706

Who's to say he's a chinese cartoons fan?

>>34785723

Beat me to it.