>>35066522
>[ ]Ignore her, rising to it only encourages her.
>[ ]Make some breakfast. It's the most important meal of the day, and you should still be able to make it if you run.

>>35066522
"Get in here and jerk it for me if you wanna complain!"
>[ ]Make some breakfast. It's the most important meal of the day, and you should still be able to make it if you run.

>>35066522
Ah, I wondered for a moment who it was, had to check the code before realising it.

>>35066617
Second

>>35066522
>[ ]Ignore her, rising to it only encourages her.
>[ ]Skip breakfast and head straight to school. Better to be hungry than risk running late.

>>35066617
This

>>35066617
That's no way to talk to an imouto!

>>35066812
That's EVERY way to talk to an imouto

>>35066522
>[ ]Ignore her, rising to it only encourages her.
>[ ]Make some breakfast. It's the most important meal of the day, and you should still be able to make it if you run.

>>35066617
This.
Is OP around?

>>35066522
>Ignore her, rising to it only encourages her.
>Skip breakfast and head straight to school. Better to be hungry than risk running late.

>>35066617
Seconding that write in.

You growl back your reply, "get in here and jerk it for me if you're gonna complain!"

Her snort of laughter carries through the thin door clear as you like. "Maybe I'll just ask Mom to do it instead." You start to form the words to talk back again but the sound of her footsteps on the stairs cuts you short. Too late. You'll just have to get her back at school later, you think to yourself as you finish getting ready.

"Dat is noe way to talk to a membar of your own family. You must keep your tongue in check, boi." You jump as your new voice addresses you.

"Wha-what? Who is that? Who's here!?" You swirl around but the room is still just as empty as it was five seconds ago. The voice doesn't speak again. "...Did I imagine it?" You shake your head, splashing your face with cold water before leaving the room.

You enter the kitchen just as Renko is heading out the front door. She pauses long enough to poke her tongue out at you, then disappears from view. Whatever. A few minutes later, you've finished eating some toast, just enough to keep you tied over until lunch, and you head out after her.

With 4 minutes to go to homeroom, you break into a sprint that carries you most of the way to the school building before you even start to feel the burn in your legs. When your breathing starts to become hard and ragged, Saeko-san of the track team materializes at your shoulder. "Oh, so even a waster like you can run when he puts his mind to it, hmm?" She's keeping pace with you easily, her breathing regular.

[ ]Greet her good morning.
[ ]Focus on running, you can't let yourself be late now!

>>35067077
Probably. He hasn't been fast for a long time, give him a few moments.

>>35067102
>"Dat is noe way to talk to a membar of your own family. You must keep your tongue in check, boi." You jump as your new voice addresses you.
Incest and misogyny was freely practiced in Africa though.

>>35067102
>[ ]Greet her good morning.

>>35067102
>[ ]Greet her good morning.

>>35067102
>Saeko
>psycho

Waifu that girl, right the fuck now. You won't regret it.

"Goo-d mor-n", you suck in a breath, "Saeko-san." Her name still comes out as a wheeze.

"Good morning, Takuji-kun. Please, do not push yourself so hard to attend school. Your presence would certainly not be missed."

It's the same treatment as every other day, her telling you bluntly how little anyone cares about your existence. It may not change from day to day, but it still cuts you. You know it's true, after all. You have all of one friend and you're pretty sure he only talks to you out of pity. Motivation drains from you and you start to slow.

A deep, rumbling laugh fills your senses, the same voice from before. Right beside you. "Hahahaha! This one is strong. You should take her now and make her yours, boi. She will bear you many sons."

[ ]Ignore the voice.
[ ]Tell the voice to shut up.
[ ]Demand to know who's speaking.

>>35067361
>Do as the voice says

>>35067383
Second.

>>35067361
>[ ]Ignore the voice.
You've probably just gone and split your psyche in loneliness or something stupid.
>Ask her if she's heard any voices in her head lately

>>35067397
>>35067383
Hell yes.

>>35067361
>[ ]Tell the Saeko to shut up.

>>35067383
>Unfortunately, this will need to be QM veto'd. Takuji's too beta. For now.

>>35067470
Then ask how we would do that instead

>>35067491
>>35067470
Second

>>35067361
>[ ] Who's speaking?
Later.

>>35067361
[ ]Tell the voice to shut up.

>>35067491
>>35067470
This then

>>35067607
"Get swoll, boi"

>>35067361
Left or right side?

>>35067361
>Tell the voice to shut up.

Your first thought is to ignore the voice. You're probably going insane. Then again, if your own mind is talking to you it probably has a good reason. You slow to a walk, questioning the voice. "How would I even do that?"

"What?" Saeko slows her pace to match yours, frowning. "Simple, just don't turn up to-"

"Shut up a minute," you cut her off with a glance.

"Hahaha! Good, boi, good. De first t'ing to do with a woman is show her who is in charge. Only once she understands dis can you make her yours."

Uhh. Well, the crazy man in your head apparently approves your word choice. Saeko less so, judging by the way she's winding up for a swing. You impulsively shift your weight to avoid the blow but it connects just the same, flooring you.

"Ugh, telling me to shut up. What a brute." Saeko storms off away from you. The deep accented chuckle informs you that your crazy head voice finds this scene plenty amusing.

"Getting beaten by a girl? It seems this will be moar work than I imagined."

Great. And now you're going to be late.

You rush the rest of the distance but can't quite make up for the delay, sliding into your seat a sweating mess seconds after the first bell. Teach stares you down but says nothing.

The moment homeroom is over and you have a few moments to talk before the lesson begins, Nagai leans over from the seat beside yours. "Hey man, what's up with you being la- wooah, where'd you pick up that black eye, man!?"

[ ]Answer him honestly.
[ ]Evade the question.
[ ]Ask him if he's ever heard voices.

>>35067725
>[ ]Answer him honestly.
>Fucking voices man.

>>35067725
"I got hit in the face, how do you get your black eyes? Getting kissed by a girl?"

>>35067725
>[ ]Ask him if he's ever heard voices.
I think I'm in a fight club movie.

>>35067725
>[ ]Evade the question.
Save the last shred of dignity?

>>35067725
"I told Saeko to shut up for a minute and the psycho titty monster goes and smacks me in the gobba."

>>35067725
>Answer him honestly.

>>35067725
>[X]Ask him if he's ever heard voices.

"I got punched in the face," you answer bleakly. "Why, how do you get yours? Getting kissed by girls?"

The swimming club star grins at you. "Only when they're rough. But seriously, who hit you?"

You feel your shoulders sag as he squeezes the answer out of you. "I told Saeko to shut up for a minute and she smacked me for it."

Your oh-so-sympathetic friend creases into laughter at that. "Oh that's too good! You seriously picked a fight with her!? Wish I'd been there to see it." By this point your history teacher has arrived and calls the class to order. Nagai continues chuckling to himself for another few minutes before he manages to bring himself under control.

The lesson passes quick enough, you drifting off and paying no attention whatsoever to the material. You've never been good at history and one more lesson unlearned won't affect you now. Instead you spend the time trying to ignore the pounding ache running through your skull from your swollen eye.
Finally the lesson comes to a close and everyone disperses for break. Fukami, the class rep, leaps up with her customary beaming smile smeared across her face. Hopping over to your desk

"Hi hi! Morning, Takuji-kun~! Are you ready to help me with these posters?" When you look up to answer, he breath catches. "Ohmygosh your eye! Oh no, are you okay? Whatdowedo? Ah! A nurse, that's right! We should take you to the nurses office and get that seen to!" She grips your arm, trying to pull you to your feet.

[ ]Let her drag you to the nurse's office.
[ ]Insist it's nothing, get to work on whatever she wants you for.

>>35068004
>Insist it's nothing, get to work on whatever she wants you for.

>>35068004
>Go see the nurse, We need some stuff for our eye and headache

>>35068004
>[ ]Insist it's nothing, get to work on whatever she wants you for.
It's just a black eye, it'll pass just fine.

>>35068004
[ ]Let her drag you to the nurse's office.

>>35068004
>[ ]Insist it's nothing, get to work on whatever she wants you for.
Eh, it's fine we can take it.

>>35068066
>>35068099
But our headache!

>>35068004
>[ ]Insist it's nothing, get to work on whatever she wants you for.
>Ask if she knows anything for voices in your head

>>35068111
Probably the tumor aka the voice in our head.

>>35068111
Don't be a wuss, anon. Just walk it off.

Nurses are the devil. They spread disease. Faith is all you need to protect you from ebola. If god or the devil love you, you will not get disease.

>>35068004
"F-fukami-san!" You tug your arm back, it's nothing see?" You force a weak smile. Her soft feature curl into a pout, concern clear in her eyes. You can't help but notice the scene you're causing, with most of the class stopping to see what's bothering their class rep enough to shout out loud. It feels like your ears are on fire. After another few seconds of carefully looking you over, Fukami lets your hand fall.

"Well, if you're sure." She flicks the loose strands of vibrant red hair from her eyes, her characteristic smile returning. "Alright! Let's get to work!"

As it turns out, the task she needed help with is nothing big. Just a few posters letting students know about some things going on around the school. Unsure as to why this job would fall to her, you ask how she ended up loaded with something this mundane. "I volunteered!" She answers with a brilliant smile that leaves you wordless.

After a few more minutes of quiet work, that deep accented voice speaks to you again. "Dis is unbelievable. Allowing yourself to be degladed to menial labar. A true man would not stand for dis."
You don't answer the voice right away.
He sighs in exasperation. "At de very least, let her know your intent to make her yours. You do intend such, yes?"


[ ]Continue working quietly anyway. She likes hard workers, right?
[ ]Try to strike up a conversation about something.

>>35068348
>[ ]Try to strike up a conversation about something.
Small talk to warm her up.

>>35068348
>[ ]Try to strike up a conversation about something.
So, how about that summer festival

>>35068348
She chose you over a simple copier, that means she likes you!

>[ ]Try to strike up a conversation about something.

Ask her how she manages to be so cheerful all the time?

>>35068348
"Hey did you hear about that [popular moive/band/other]? I was wondering if you would like to go see it with me. On a date."

Even the thought of suggesting such a thing sends your heart racing. You can't just tell a girl as pretty and popular as Fukumi-san that you like her! Taking a breath to steady your nerves, you try to start with some small talk instead.

"It's almost summer," you state simply. She looks up from her work, a curious smile tugging at the corners of her mouth. "I-I mean, uh. The summer festival isn't far away, right?"

Her smile broadens at that. "Yeah, I'm super excited! I love the school festivals! I wish we could have one every day! There's like, nothing to hate about them! Well, apart from the invitations."

"Hmm?" The man in your head seems to have picked up on that, too.

"Invitations?" You probe cautiously.

"Yeah" she sighs lightly, her modest chest deflating. "Guys have already started asking me to go with them! Can you believe that?"

"Haha...ha, yeah that's... bad." Well it sure is a good thing you didn't blurt out your own invitation right away.

"Especially that Kojuro-kun. He just doesn't know when to stop!"
Kojuro Kirou, huh? That rich kid. The envy of every guy in this school. The son of some famous company president, he's not only rich, really smart AND good looking, he's somehow one of the nicest guys your ever met and doesn't ever hesitate to help out anyone at any time. Needless to say every girl in the school fawns over him.

"This... Kojeeru man. You should take his still-beating heart and offar it to her, boi."

"WHAT!?"

"Huh?" Fukumi's eyes go wide at your sudden outburst.

[ ]Ask him to clarify what he just said.
[ ]Try to calm down, just keep talking normally.

>>35068756
[ ]Try to calm down, just keep talking normally.
This guy is fucking hilarious

>>35068756
>Try to calm down, just keep talking normally

If we learned anything from this morning (wishful thinking), it's not to talk out loud to our head voice in front of women.

>>35068756
"Sorry its just that the voice in my head wants me to cut his heart out and offer it to you. I was pretty shocked at that. In fact the whole voice in my head thing is pretty new."

>>35068835
uwotm8

>>35068847
"Sorry its just that the voice in my head wants me to cut his heart out and offer it to you. I was pretty shocked at that. In fact the whole voice in my head thing is pretty new, Motherfucker."

>>35068860
Okay, just wanted to clear things up.

>>35068756
>[ ]Try to calm down, just keep talking normally.
Haha, sorry, I just didn't expect to hear anyone talk about that guy like that...

>>35068756
Do it, The voice in our head knows best

>>35068860
y-you too

Heat rushes to your face, you find yourself really hoping your cheeks aren't flushing as bad as you think they are. "S-sorry. It's just... I didn't think I'd hear anyone talking about that guy like... well, like they weren't excited to date him."

Her smile returns, though this time it seems more... shy? "Well, I guess normally I'd love to, but-" she trails off, then glances at you before looking away again. "I sort of like someone else right now."

Oh. Your heart sinks. That makes sense. Of course she likes someone, why wouldn't she? "Dat is not a favorable t'ing, boi." You try to filter out this annoying voice but its deep tones reverberate through your mind regardless. "You have a rival. Though we can still turn this to good. Find and butchar him to show your dominance. It will make her wet as November for certain."

[ ]Tell the voice to shut the Hell up already.
[ ]Change the topic back to something less... awkward.
[ ]Try to find out who your rival is.

>>35069153
Do what the voice says

>>35069153
"Who is it? I'll totally be your wingman."

>>35069153
It's you, dummy.

Let her know if that jerk gives her trouble she can always come to us!

>>35069238
HARM PROTAG IS A GO!

>>35069251
Harem*

>>35069153
"I hope he knows how lucky he is."

>Votes taken, Writing now! May take a little bit. Please wait warmly.

>>35069284
Second this

>>35069153
>>35069209

>>35069153
>Try to find out who your rival is.
>>35069209
This is good

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>>35069339
No

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>>35069348
>>35069374
MFW people like my idea

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>>35069153
This is so good. I don't know if this is based on anything, but this guy in our head is fucking the best.

"Who... who is it? Your crush? I mean... maybe I could help out?" Fukami's cheeks flush so bright red they're out-glowing her scarlet hair.

"Ah... uhm, well. I- I don't think I could-"

You smile at her in what you hope is a reassuring manner. "Come on, we're friends aren't we?"
She can't meet your gaze, looking everywhere but at you.

"It's... ah, uhm. Promise you won't tell?" You nod, something indescribable welling up inside you. "It's... Rinji-kun."

Ah.
Your "good friend" Rinji Nagai. Of course. Of course it would be him. He always gets the girls. With his good looks and his swimmer's physique. His confident attitude and his ability to make anyone laugh when he wants to. Of course she'd like him.

>>35069655
At some point you stood up. Fukami-san is asking you what's wrong. Nothing's wrong. You're just going to talk to Nagai is all. She tries to stop you, but you're already out the door. You know exactly where he'll be at this time of day.
A small part of your mind is speaking. Saying that her voice doesn't sound sincere. But the rest is being drowned out by that man. His words speak pure wisdom. "Hahahaha, Yes. Dis is de way. Prepair yourself to enjoy life as only a true man is able!"

You find him exactly where he always is. Just a few minutes before break's over. He's coming down the stairs from the roof. "Hey man! What's up, you look like-"
The scissors you took from the classroom are open between your fingers. You take his throat in the first swing. He doesn't have time to protest or defend himself. His arterial blood paints the hallway a vibrant red. You're on him before he's hit the floor, scissor blade digging into his chest, carefully prizing between ribs. Careful not to damage the prize.
Footsteps echoing along the hallway around you. Voices.
Enough room to slip your fingers in, wedging the ribcage open. You've got it! You pull free and turn, still-beating prize in your hands.

"For you, Fukami-san~! I hope you like it."
She screams.

[Bad End!]

>>35069709
>[Bad End!]

I think you mean
[Best End!]

>>35069709
Holy shit!


We forgot to wrap it!

>>35069709
11/10 quest of the year

>Be careful! While this man may often be shrewd, following his advice too far may blind you to cultural norms!

>Help Tip: If at any point you wish to protect yourself before a choice, simply say [SAVE] before making your choice!

>>>>>>>>>>RELOADING<<<<<<<<<<

Oh. Your heart sinks. That makes sense. Of course she likes someone, why wouldn't she? "Dat is not a favorable t'ing, boi." You try to filter out this annoying voice but its deep tones reverberate through your mind regardless. "You have a rival. Though we can still turn this to good. Find and butchar him to show your dominance. It will make her wet as November for certain."

[ ]Tell the voice to shut the Hell up already.
[ ]Change the topic back to something less... awkward.
>[-]Try to find out who your rival is.

>>35069709
GOD DAMMIT GUYS YOU FORGOT TO WRAP IT UP! Fucking Idiots.

So we're due a taiga dojo with Kony-kun, right?

>>35069744
Do as the voice says, But wrap his heart up in pink wrapping paper

>>35069744
"Who is it? I'll totally be your wingman."

>>35069744
>>[ ]Change the topic back to something less... awkward.
"So I got this guy giving awful advice in my head."

>>35069744
Would your crush really like an old lady like yourself?

>>35069790
My bad, I thought we were talking to a nurse for some reason

>>35069744
>[ ]Change the topic back to something less... awkward.
O man that was good to see. Noted we must remember to save.

>>35069709
I laughed

>>35069744
This. >>35069771
I just want us to be a total bro about this.

>>35069744
Is Rinji as crush still canon?

>>35069744
>>35069771
Third inglés the wingman response.

>>35069942
That was obviously an excusese so that we'd stop prying.

>>35069709
What kind of girl doesn't like murderpresents?

>>35069744
can we try to find out, but not murder him?

>>35070014
Yeah, I just want to set our friend up with the school hottie, not kill him.

>>35070001
Girls with bad taste, that's who.

>>35070001
Mabye she's one of those new "proactive" girls who think murder should be done together.

We probably should have asked if she wanted to come.

"A-anyway, uhm. It's... not surprising that everyone's asking you out, Fukami-san. I mean, you're always so... happy. It's kind of infectious." You demonstrate the point by smiling at her. She giggles at that. "Really though, it's amazing. How do you always stay so cheerful?"

She tilts her head in thought, hair falling to frame her pretty face. "Well I don't really think about it. There isn't anything to be sad about, is there? So I'm just happy. If that makes sense?" She giggles again.
You feel warmth spreading through your chest as you hear her soft laughter.

The psycho in your head grumbles, "you will not succeed if you do not make your intentions clear, boi." You push his complaints aside, trying to focus on your work instead. The last few minutes of break pass quickly. You think you exchanged a few more words with Fukami-san, but you can't be certain. Your head is still spinning a little and your cheeks are flushed. You can't remember ever having the chance to work so close to her for so long before.
Maybe you should thank that idiot Nagai at some point. This was his doing after all. And you get to spend all of lunch with her, too!

All of the next period passes in a flash and soon enough it's lunch break! You nervously glance over to the class rep's seat as the bell rings, and watch her spring energetically to her feet and hop over to your table again.
"Ready Takuji-kun? We'll have this work done in no time if we work hard again!"
You make to follow her out of the classroom, only to be intercepted by three of the biggest guys in your class. A small voice in the back of your mind dimly recollects rumors around the class from a while back that all three of these guys got rejected by your perky class rep within days of each other. They were pretty bitter about it for weeks.

"Oi, shrimp. C'mere and talk for a sec." The biggest guy, Isei, nods his head towards the corner stairs. Away from the main throng of students heading for the roof, courtyard or cafeteria. Fukami pauses, looking worriedly back at you.

"Ho..?" You can almost hear the raised eyebrow of the man in your head. "T'ese boise want to play at being men?"

[ ]Nod for her to go ahead without you.
[ ]Try to barge through them and carry on.
[ ]Ask her to get help!

>>35070245
>[ ]Try to barge through them and carry on.

>>35070245
>Kick the big one in the balls then Punch him in the face
>Shoulder past the other 2

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>35070245
[x] Roll to intimidate

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>35070245
[x] Roll to intimidate
>>35070327
I like the way you think

>>35070245
>Other
Ask the voice in our head on how to take these boys out.

He knows ancient African fighting styles.

>>35070245
[ ]Nod for her to go ahead without you.
It will be fun to get our ass kicked again.
[Quick Save]

>also how many saves can we do?

>>35070377
Saving is for pussies.

>>35070368
>He knows ancient African fighting styles.
We don't have a machete Anon

>>35070245
>[X]Nod for her to go ahead without you.

At least try and be cool for once.

>>35070409
First order of business after school, buy a machete.

>>35070428
If we can't get one in Japan we should get a pruning hook or something similar

>>35070245
Scream "Oooga Booga" and crab walk past them

>>35070488
This.

>>35070488
This sounds like a pretty good idea, yeah

>>35070488
>Looks like we're going with this as an intimidation tactic then.
>Wroitan

>>35070534
Can we not?

>>35070576
We could not, but we will.

>>35070576
Why?

>>35070576
Why wouldn't you? It sounds fun.

>>35070576
It's too late

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>>35070585
>>35070588
>>35070589
>>35070615
we could have at least gone with "wolowolo"

>>35070672
That would not please head god

>>35070672
Okay is this ends up being a bad end i will Support this next go around.

Right in front of Fukami-san... gotta look cool, right head-voice? Be dominant, right? Well, here goes!

You stand up straight, eyes level with Isei. His cronies flanking either side of you. You take a deep breath.

"ABLOOGY WOOGY WOO!" All three of them jump in their skins at your outburst. Seeing the gap open between them, a clear shot to Fukami, you side-step between them and into the clea-!

"Duck," the voice orders. You blink, processing the thought. A fist closes around your collar, jerking you backwards and slamming you into the laminate floor.

"TAKUJI-KUN!" Fukami's voice. Aww man, she's about to see you get beaten up. And this is your second time today. At least it's guys this time, you think to yourself as a foot descends to meet your face.

You awake with a start, your head feeling like it's made some impromptu dates with a rock and a hard place at the same time. A disdainful voice greets you. "Dat was most pitifal to watch. Next taim, do what I say when I say et. Or bettar yet, do not flee laik a frightened girl."

You glance around, checking out your surroundings. You're laid up on one of the beds in the nurse's office. It... seems you're alone for now. Perhaps you could spend some time talking to this new head neighbor of yours

[ ]Ask him who he is and what's going on.
[ ]Try to get some rest, your head is killing you.
[ ]Get up and look around for someone.

>>35070809
[ ]Ask him who he is and what's going on.

>>35070809
>[ ]Ask him who he is and what's going on.

>>35070809
Pray to mighty head god to give us power

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>35070809
>[ ]Get up and look around for someone.
"Did I win?"

>>35070809
>[ ]Ask him who he is and what's going on.
So how long do you plan to stick around.

>>35070809
> Load

Fuck those guys, I wan't a do over.

>>35070809
[ ]Get up and look around for someone.
Ignore demon in brain

>>35070869
Stop being a little bitch.

>[ ]Ask him who he is and what's going on.

>>35070809
>[ ]Get up and look around for someone.

Disregard niggers, go find waifu. We have to make sure she's okay.

>>35070809
Find Saeko, hook her in the gabber

>>35070858
Seconding asking this

We need to get him to teatch us some kind of African konfu

how do we know he is African?

>>35071052
Because white people are only capable of associating the word Boi with Flava-Flave.

>>35071052
Yeah, for all we know he could be a white upperclass male

>>35071052
>>35071097
>>35071098
Seems to me like he's a ancient warlord guy liek a viking or something

You take a second to compose your thoughts. "Did I win?" The voice erupts into hearty laughter. You guess that's a no.
When he starts to die down a little, you try to demand some answers from him.
"Alright you. What's going on here and why do I have a crazy person in my head?"

"Clazy persan? Watch your tongue, boi, or I will see to having it removed."

You blink. Then blink again. "How does a disembodied voice take out someone's tongue?"

"I have my ways, you can be certain of t'at."

"Right. And who exactly are you, anyway? Why do you sound so weird?"

A deep, throaty chuckle. "Because I am from Zimbabwe."

"Zimbabwe? Where is that? Like, Europe or something?"

Silence descends in your headspace.

"Nevar mind. Who I am is not of importance. I am sentanced to purgatory for my sins. I can not move on until I assist someone to reach their true potential. Of those I was offared t'e choice to help, you were de most pitifal."

That kinda cuts deep. "Well thanks. Uh, so what do I call you then?"

"Hmm. A good question, boi. I suppose I am your guardian warlord so t'at will be enough."

"...Right. Gar, then. Nice to meet you, Gar. I guess."

[ ]Ask him another question.
[ ]Try to get some rest, your head is killing you.
[ ]Get up and look around for someone.

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>>35071156
>Zimbabwe
>Gar
>mfw

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>35071156
>[ ]Get up and look around for someone.
>Gar

>>35071156
>[ ]Ask him another question.
So do you know what my potential is or do we just go with the flow?

>>35071156
>[ ]Get up and look around for someone.
the nurse, i guess

>>35071156
>Dose this... dose this mean we can't kill anyone senpai gar ? (And do mental poppy eyes)

>>35071156
>>35071232
I'll second this

>>35071156
Pray to head god, he may give us powers

>>35071276
>Dose

>>35071276
>Dose this
As in Dose the fool in gasoline and set him ablaze!

>>35071551
Douse

>>35071585
Kek

"Wait, so do you like... know what my potential is then? How do you know when your job is done?"

Gar is quiet for a long time before speaking carefully. "I have an idea of what you could be, though not of how you have fallen so far or how to fix you. De best we can do for now is try to improve you until you feal complete. And as a first step, we must get you at least one woman. It should not be a difficalt task."

"If you say so." You pull yourself off the bed, gingerly testing your weight on the floor. You don't seem to be injured too badly anywhere, so that's good. You stand yourself up and head for the door. Sliding it open, you find yourself face to face with Rumi Yoshioka, the quiet girl from your sister's class.

Of course, when you say face to face you mean face to chest. And when you say face to chest, you mean hair to chest.
"Ah!" She takes a quick step back, long hair falling away to one side just enough for you to make out the shocked and fearful expression streaked across her face. "I-I'm sorry senpai! I- heard about you getting hurt and I didn't want to bother you with my problems and so I was just coming to tell you not to worry and I'm sorry!"

The torrent of words gets faster and faster until she's done. Stopping abruptly, her gaze flicks up to meet yours once. You open your mouth to respond but words don't form.
She colors, turns on her heel and bolts down the corridor away from you.

[ ]Call out to stop her.
[ ]Watch her go.

>>35071156
How gar is Gar?

>>35071641
>[ ]Call out to stop her.

>>35071641
>call out to stop her.

Now I'm wondering why she called us Senpai

>>35071641
>[ ]Call out to stop her.
"I can still help out!"

>>35071641
RUN AFTER HER

>>35071679
She's in a class below ours.

>>35071641
Chase her down and have our way with her

>>35071700
so?

>>35071700
That's like, what senpai means. She's our kouhai.

>>35071700
Didn't know our sister was younger than us.

Lets notice her guys.

>>35071737
She called you Nii, so she's your imouto

>>35071715
Google senpai.

>>35067102
>Our spirit guide speaks with a patois.
MUH
DICK

>>35071750
I'd just like to say that I have a power level of 2, tops. I'm googling so much shit right now.

>>35071756
I did.
And?

>>35071840
Congratulations, you now understand why she called us senpai.

>>35071885
I was the guy that asked. You're talking to someone completely different right now.

>>35071928
>>35071885
Pffffffffffffffffffffffff I had forgotten there was another guy in this conversation. also stop using spoilers please. or don't. Not like I can make you.

"Wait! Rumi-san, wait up! I can still help!"
The tiny girl doesn't slow her pace, rushing for the stairwell as fast as she can.

"Be moar personal."

"What?"

"The girl wants to be noticed. Notice her, fool. Now!"

"R-Rumi-chan!"

She freezes on the spot at that. Slowly, robotically, she swivels in place to look back at you. "Ch... cha-". Her face is quickly flushing. She flicks her head down to stare at her feet, hair falling into place to cover her from view entirely.

"I'm okay to help out still. You wanted me to help you study right?"
She nods silently.
"Right. Then let's go to the library yeah?" She nods again.

It looks like you're the only two still left in school this late, other than the librarian quietly shuffling through books at the counter. You walk through to one of the tables near the back out of the way and set about helping Rumi with-
Oh. Math. Differentiation, too. You're absolutely terrible at this stuff.
What to do, what to do, what to do!?

"Do not panic yourself. She clearly wants to learn wit' you."

[ ]A senpai's gotta be smart! Just... bluff your way through this!
[ ]Be responsible. Admit you don't know much, offer to find some text books on it so you can both learn together.

>>35072106
>[ ]Be responsible. Admit you don't know much, offer to find some text books on it so you can both learn together.

>>35072106
>[ ]Be responsible. Use a condom when you fuck her.

>>35072106
>[ ]Be responsible. Admit you don't know much, offer to find some text books on it so you can both learn together.

Bluffing through it doesn't teach her shit. Plus, learning together is a great bonding experience. And it tends to stick better.

>>35072106
>[ ]Be responsible. Admit you don't know much, offer to find some text books on it so you can both learn together.
yeah, you can't bluff math

>>35072106
>[x]Be responsible. Admit you don't know much, offer to find some text books on it so you can both learn together.

>>35072106
>Notice her, fool
Gar, you're the best warlord.

>>35072159
Fuck it.

This. Taiga dojo all the way.

>>35072106
>[ ] Rip the librarians heart out and present it to her

>>35072106
>[ ]Be responsible. Admit you don't know much, offer to find some text books on it so you can both learn together.

>>35072106
>[ ]Be responsible. Admit you don't know much, offer to find some text books on it so you can both learn together.

>>35072159
Lol. Man I'm loving this quest more and more.

>Bluh. So slow.
>Need less editing.
>And more caffeine.

>>35072227
>>And more caffeine.
Have you tried drinking tea?

>>35072227
Try five liters of monster energy.

>>35072261
I'm finishing off the last drops of the first liter right now

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>>35072202
MFW I make someone laugh

>>35072278
Outstanding.

>>35072106
>Differentiation
Pffffft, nigga please. All you need to remember is:
When f(x)=x^n, then f'(x)=nx^n-1
When f(x)=g(x)+h(x), then f'(x)=g'(x)+h'(x).
When f(x)=c where c is a constant, then f'(x)=0.
When f(x)=c(g(x)), then f'(x)=c*g'(x)
When f(x)=g(x)*h(x), then f'(x)=(g(x)*h'(x))+(g'(x)*h(x))

SIMPLE STUFF.

>>35072307
It would be hilarious if Gar just knows this out of the blue.

>>35072307
I mean seriously, it's only like 2 numbers, six letters and some miscellaneous symbols being thrown around.

>>35072307
It really is easy shit.
But hey, we probably don't see any place for letters in our maths.

>>35072307
I really want Gar to just blurt this out out of nowhere.

>>35072307
We just hear some rustling papers and the gar tells us to get a pen a paper to take notes

>>35072366
>He learned it from a 'famous Arabian scholar'.

>>35072307
What if f(x)= ((3sinX)^2)/(sec^2X)) + e^(6cosec^2X)?

That doesn't fit into any of the given formulae!

>>35072307
Get this Greek magic bullshit outta mah face

>>35072472
it can fit
think outside the box

Rumi points to one of the problems she's struggling with. "Ano, senpai? Can you... help me with, with this one?" You lean in and stare at the spread of letters and numbers. Nope, you can't do this.

"Ehe, sorry Rumi-chan." Her mouth creases into a small smile when you say her name. "I actually don't know this stuff very well. Let me find a book on it and we'll learn together, yeah? I know there's one here somewhere."
Her smile spreads further. "R-right, okay."

It takes you a few minutes but you manage to find the shelf with the right book on. Bringing it back to the table, you set it down beside your cute kouhai and slip into the seat next to her. You're pretty sure this is the first time you've ever had an excuse to be this close to her. Wow, you can smell her shampoo. Like a spring meadow...
Ah, that's not good. Your heart's beating pretty fas now, your mind going blank. Focus! What were you doing again?
Rumi is leaning across to
S-so close!

"S-senpai..? I, I still don't get it."

"Pat'etic scribbles. For pat'etic man-children who cannot take de world for t'emselves." You try to ignore Gar and instead try to focus on the text before you.
Come on, come on! Just once please God let you be good at math!

Nope, no good. You don't get this at all.
A deep, exasperated sigh echoes around your head. "Quit your whining, boi. Let me take a gander... Oh. How simple. See, t'is example on de left reads to take down de powar by one. And de same for de second. T'en add togethar."

You blink your hesitation away, then echo whatever Gar just said. Rumi's eyes light up in enlightenment as she quickly scribbles down an answer to her problem. "I got it! Thank you, Senpai!"

She turns her beaming face up to yours. S-so cute! And so close. Just a little forward and you'd touch her lips.
Your heart is hammering through your body. You'd honestly be surprised if she couldn't hear it from there!

[ ]Kiss her.
[ ]Resist.

>>35072618
>Kiss her neck instead

>>35072618
>Kiss 'er
Make head god proud

>>35072618
>[X]Kiss her.
inb4 BAD END

>>35072618
[SAVE]

>[ ]Kiss her.

>>35072618
Kiss de girl

>>35072618
Whatever we do, [SAVE]

>>35072618
>[ ]Resist

Turns out Gar is just some random asshole from purgatory/hell whatever the fuck you call it who got bored

>>35072618
>[SAVE]
>Kiss Her

>>35072618
>Kissu
Save during the kiss. Then reload until it works.

>>35072789
Yes, and?

>>35072715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXmLRHnoSAs

>>35072789
That doesn't make his advice any less valid.

>>35072618
>[X]Resist

But I know anon's just in it for the bad ends.

>>35072816
Gar should sing this.

With violent threats for if we don't.

>>35072820
That's actually exactly what it does. If his advice is coming from pure conjecture rather than experience it's less valid advice.

>>35072842
Gotta get them stamps for the hot-springs end anon.

>>35072859
I don't see how him being a bored asshole in purgatory means his advice is pure conjecture. The two things seem unrelated to me.

>>35072855
Jus' kiss de gerl (or I'll tear your throat out with a rusty pipe)

>>35072842
If we get five more bad end stamps Gar gets a free ice cream cone.

>>35072618
>Invite her to the Summer Festival.
If it works, kissu rabu rabu.

You lean in the extra half-inch, your lips brushing hers gently. Instantly she melts forwards into you. your arms move up to pull her into an embrace. Her light moans into your mouth as you kiss her passionately send burning desire through your body. You grip her tight, she grips you back. She's leaning into you so far now she's teetering on the edge of her chair.
After what feels like a blissful age like this, she tugs you towards her, but loses her balance and slips off her chair. Not loosening her grip on you, she pulls you off your own chair onto the floor. Ah, wow. She's lying there powerless beneath you. Her face flushed, her skirt hiked up to reveal the edge of her innocent white panties.

Breathless, she scrunches her hands on your shirt. "P-please sen,pai... Be gentle. It's my first."

Something deep... something primal overtakes you.
That poor, sad little voice of the responsible you screams that you don't have protection but you don't care.
Without a care for that, or for her, you take her in a manly fashion. The you're not sure which sound was the most satisfying: the sound of floorboards creaking under your efforts, the sounds of her moans as you fill her with seed, or the sound of approving, maniacal laughter filling your mind.

[Pregnant End!]

>>35072949
>>[Pregnant End!]
So we're on NG+ now?

She's pregnant and we go to school the next day?

>>35072949
Best end. Everyone can go home now.

>>35072985
nah i think it's an end because gar can reincarnate using ze baby somehow

>>35072949
Oh I know exactly why I've got this boner.

>Be careful! Getting a girl pregnant so soon in the game is no way to reach your maximum potential!

>Help Tip: Takuji is not a confident person. Pushing towards his goal too fast will allow Gar's spirit to overtake him.

>>>>>Load Game States<<<<<
>>35070245
>>35072618

>>35073036
Oh shit, Gar's a devil trying to possess us!

>>35073036
i'll go with this one
>>35072618

let's try something a bit less darig, like just touching her cheek or something

>>35073036
This one.
>>>35070245
We can still help Rumi afterwards right?

>>35072916
>>35073036
We should try this. Without the kiss (or with it, just not enough to get possessed).

>>35072949
FORFUCKS SAKE TAKUJI I ONLY ASKED ON THING! WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM! BUT YOU CAN'T EVEN DO THAT! FUCK YOU, I"M OUT!
Jk, this si some fun stuff you got going here TN, Keep it up.

>>35073036
Reload from >>35072618, and do this >>35072916

>>35073036

>Load
>>35072618

>>35073036
>[ ]Resist.
Ask her out on a date.

>>35073036
Can you number the save states next time to make it a little less confusing?
Also voting for
>>35072618

>>35073036

Negate >>35073160
I meant to load >>35070245

>>35073036
these 2
>>35073160
>>35073161

Also wtf is with gar taking over us to fuck a girl but not taking over us to open a can of whoop ass on the 3 dickbutts?

>>35073306
Takuji's body is too noodle-like to stand a chance, even if controlled by someone like Gar.

>>>>>>>>>>RELOADING<<<<<<<<<<

She turns her beaming face up to yours. S-so cute! And so close. Just a little forward and you'd touch her lips.
Your heart is hammering through your body. You'd honestly be surprised if she couldn't hear it from there!

>[-]Kiss her.
[X]Resist.

You pull your next back just a little, enough to clear your mind from the primal urges trying to overtake you. How could you even think of that, with your little sister's cute friend even!

"Listen, uhm... Rumi-ch-chan. Uhm, ah..." You gulp reflexively. You can hear Gar grumbling under what would be his breath if he was the sort of entity that could breath. "I was, uh... wondering if maybe... ah, well."

Rumi leans in a little closer, tilting her head a little to try to understand you. Aaw no fair, that just makes this even harder!

"W-would you maybe like to, uh. That is, I mean. Would you... like to go to, thesummerfestivalwithme?"

Her mouth opens, forming a cute little 'o' in surprise. "Ah... yes! I'd, I'd love to senpai!"
She blasts you with a radiant smile.

Boy, that's enough to fry your brain from cute overload.
Before you can reform your thoughts, the librarian appears from between the shelves. "Excuse me? I'm afraid it's closing time now."

"Oh, uh, right. Okay."
The two of you quickly pack up your things and head home. Outside the school building you catch sight of Renko separating from a group of her clubmates and heading home alone.
Rumi moves to separate from you at the same moment. "Ano, I live it this direction, senpai. So I guess... I'll see you tomorrow?"
She smiles shyly at you.

[ ]Insist on walking her home.
[ ]Wish her good night, walk your sister home.

>>35073423
>Wish her good night, walk your sister home.

>>35073423
>[ ]Wish her good night, walk your sister home.
Is an imouto route possible? Should we save beforehand?

>>35073423
>[x]Wish her good night, walk your sister home.
My paranoia is telling me to [SAVE]

>>35073423
>[ ]Insist on walking her home.
Is one choice always going to bad end us?

>>35073423
The librarian was watching us last time.
>Wish her good night, ditch our sister and go buy condoms.

>>35073423
>[ ]Wish her good night, walk your sister home.
I just realized this means the librarian was watching us do it.

>>35073534
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

>>35073522
>>35073534
You know she liked it.

>>35073520
I don't think so.

Some choice sets seem to just split the path.

>>35073423
>[X] Wish her good night, walk your sister home.

>>35073479
>>Is an imouto route possible?
>Incest has always been traditionally frowned upon in all corners of Africa. But since when has that stopped the Nihonjin?

>>35073423
>[X]Wish her good night, walk your sister home.
[SAVE] then go on the imouto route.

>>35073571
We should ask our sister to go to the Festival too.

Guys can we please go get a condom first so we don't need to save scum when ever we have sex?

>>35073571
>Incest has always been traditionally frowned upon in all corners of Africa.
http://www.iol.co.za/news/south-africa/incest-is-a-real-problem-in-sa-say-experts-1.46091
http://nairobichronicle.wordpress.com/2008/07/07/incest-in-dagoretti-becomes-%E2%80%9Cnormal%E2%80%9D/

>>35073684
>The Pill exist.
>Still using condoms.
Ugh, god. Might as well strip naked and start living in the woods.

>>35073709
>traditionally

"Okay then. Good night, Rumi-chan! I'll see you tomorrow." You watch her depart with a smile then hurry to catch up to your sister.

"Renko-chan! Wait up." She turns to greet you with a knowing grin.

"Yo, Yasu-nii! Looks like someone's popular with the ladies all of a sudden~!"

You scratch your head, embarrassed. "Aha, I wouldn't say that."

Her grin broadens. "So, which one are you tapping?"

You might've spluttered in shock had it been anyone but your sister saying this. As it stands, she's such a pervert that you're perfectly used to this sort of conversation direction. In fact, she seems a little disappointed at just how composed you were at her direct questioning.
"None of them," you state blandly.

"Yet," Gar adds in your head.

"Aww. Well I definitely think you should go for Sazama-chan. Hey, maybe we could team up and take her down together!"

Now that one DOES make you splutter in surprise.

[ ]"Saeko-san!? In what world would I be able to get anywhere with her?"
[ ]"Team up?? What is this, a sport?"
[ ]Don't dignify that with an answer. Change topics. Quick!

>>35073939
>Didn't know you were pitching for both teams.

>>35073939
>[ ]"Team up?? What is this, a sport?"
I like Saeko the best so far to be honest.

>>35073939
this: >>35073960

>>35073939
>[X]"Team up?? What is this, a sport?"

"So does that make you Ichiro or Hideki?"

>>35073939
>[ ]Don't dignify that with an answer. Change topics. Quick!
I like your friend better. In fact, you could say I like younger girls better.

>>35073939
>>35073960
Yes. Please yes

>>35073960
>both

>>35073716
>>35073960
this

>>35074070
"Didn't know you were trapped in some sort of quantum state where you pitch for all theoretical non-binary teams simultaneously." doesn't have quite the same ring to it.

>>35074213
I meant >implying she's into guys.

Not whatever that is.

>>35074213
You fucking kidding me? That sounds bloody awesome.

"Team up?? What is this, a sport?"
That elicits a bout of laughter from your little sister.

"I guess we could call it that~! But does that put us in competition then? How do we count score? Number of orgasms before time out?"

You cringe at your sister's lewd nature. It really baffles you how your sister could turn out so differently to you. "Anyway, since when have you been pitching for both teams?"

"Both teams? Hahaha, Yasu-nii I'm 100% les."

"Oh."

"Although... I think I can make an exception in some cases." She casts a wink in your direction. Then sticks her tongue out at you before skipping on ahead.

You fall silent, watching your sister's lithe form forge ahead.
Gar speaks up in the moment of silence. "You completely missed t'e implication, didn't you?"

Huh? What implication?

[Day 1 Complete]

>>35074304
Oh sis, you slut.

Called it. >>35074070 >>35074229

Is this also [End of thread 1]?

>>35074304
heh.

so, now what?

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Well, I was aiming to try to go a little further into the evening before calling an end but since it's almost 3am here and I have work in a few hours, I should probably at least attempt to sleep.

I hope you've all enjoyed the content so far, especially the anon who pitched the idea! If you have any complaints/ideas about it, please feel free to hit me up on IRC, twitter or my ask.fm.
Thread 2 will be at the same time tomorrow, hopefully!

>>35074474
Thanks, I had fun.

>>35074474
Thanks for running.

>>35074474
thanks for running
i'm really enjoying this

YOu have a twitter? please state it.

>>35074645
https://twitter.com/Loli_Kaleun

>>35074668
Danka

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>>35074645
Haha yes I guess that would be useful wouldn't it.
For those who don't know, my twitter and ask.fm are @Loli_Kaleun.

>>35074304
>Yasu-nii I'm 100% les
>Quest run by Kaleun
It's time.

Playing as a dense beta anime lead is surprisingly fun when you have respawns and General Butt Naked giving you advice.

oh yeah, archived

>>35074474
Just found the thread and caught up, I'm liking it so far, and the save/load thing is cool, something more quests should use

>>35075838
They really should not. It's useful here because of how much HK loves bad ends but ordinary quests shouldn't use that.