>>35982459
[] wait for someone to pass under my tree

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>35982459
>[] Hunt for something 1d20
Just find someone out on their own.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>35982459
>[] Hunt for something 1d20

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>35982521
Hunt for souls

>>35982459
Spy on them in secret to identify the duke (based on whatever speeches go on)
Then hunt for ghosts until the party ends and the guests leave. Then murder the duke in his sleep with a knife, eating his soul. and avoiding raising suspecion

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>35982459
>[] wait for someone to pass under my tree

I hunger, I need something to satiate me so I can keep my mind clear of the dreadful fog of hunger. I bite my thumb as I try and think of what to do.

I could wait in this tree for a human to wander beneath, which would probably do well for making humans brighter in the future

Or I could hunt for my meal

What do i do
[] wait 1d20
[] hunt 1d20

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>35982674
[] hunt 1d20

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>35982674
>[] wait 1d20

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>35982674
[] wait 1d20
The dreaded drop bear.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>35982674
>[] hunt 1d20
WELP A CRIT FAIL IN BOTH OPTIONS
OH WELL

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>>35982719
>>35982728
Holy shit, I've never seen this happen before

>>35982674
>>35982719
>>35982723
>>35982728
Oh god... All is lost..

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>>35982719
>>35982728

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>>35982744
D-do we crit so bad we succeed?

>>35982826
I almost said that but refrained from doing so. I wanted to avoid a mocking gif.

I need to eat something, but what do I eat, I just can't decide, damn you all for being so delectable looking. I shake my head, trying to clear it from the fog withing.

*crack*

I hit the ground with a thud, having somewhat forgotten about the fact I was drooling when I shook my head. I look up and see a man in a suit, a piece of smoking wood in his hand, his eyes wide.

I try and stand to capture my meal when I slip in the hole my drool had earlier created, and fall face first into the mud in front of me. I push myself up to see the man running away towards the light of the party, waving his arms in the air, screaming

"MONSTER!" He shouts "MONSTER IN THE MANOR, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES AND MONEEEEY".

well, this is not optimal, wanted, or anyway good.

A bell begins to ring and lights flash up around the place, illuminating the darkness as I hear the bark of the beasts I had thought about eating earlier.

What power did I anger to deserve such terrible luck, I JUST WANTED TO EAT ONE HUMAN!?

I hear metal clanking together, coming nearer and nearer every breath I take and every flicker of my hair.

What do I do?
[] run somewhere (where)
[] Wait, that noise may be people (stay here and face the large amount of guards coming) 1d20
[] run after the running nobles 1d20
[] write in

>>35982943
>Run away, outside the manor
If no one sees us they'll just think the one guy was drunk or something
Then we can come back later without massively increased security.

>>35982943
Oh god...
>[x] run somewhere (where)
Forest. We're going to hunt them all like Rambo.

>>35983014
>>35982943
This, bait them

>>35983014
Thirding this

>>35982943
>>35983014
backing

>>35982943

>[X] run somewhere (where)

Look for a door to the underworld or whatever it was that we found last thread, hide there until the commotion dies down and they assume it was just drunken ramblings.

>>35983000
>>35983133
These seem most sensible to me.

>"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES AND MONEEEEY."
Is money edible I wonder?

Forest, lots of trees, lots of places to hide, perfect for my needs. I make a break for it, as the clanking gets louder and louder.

I nearly trip over a root as I run into it, and to make matters worse the clanking continues

I run further in before I need to catch my breath, I have no idea how long I ran

I turn and see dots a fire in the distance and hear humans.

What do I do
[] climb a tree 1d20
[] hide under some roots 1d20
[] foood 1d20 (attack guards)
[] write in

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>35983280
>[] climb a tree 1d20

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>35983280
>climb a tree 1d20
Gotta keep our hair hidden

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>35983280
[] foood 1d20 (attack guards)

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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>35983280
[] climb a tree 1d20
[] foood 1d20 (attack guards)
Pick them off

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>35983342
This

It's first three rolls in general, right?

>>35983360
5

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>35983383
Best or average?

>>35983404
best

>>35983409
Not that I'm complaining but best of five is likely to score high all the time

>>35983431
Or critfail. It's a fine system if you want it to be swingy as fuck.

>>35983443
Aye. I suppose as a demon things probably would tend to be at the extremes but I feel that's best conveyed with writing than skewed rolls

>>35983431
>>35982719
>>35982728
Shit still happens man.

>>35983443
not too swingy
critsuccess ~= 20-25%
high roll ~= 50%
critfail ~= 20-25%

>>35983486
That doesn't take into consideration that critfails overwrite high rolls if those high rolls aren't also crits, so that fucks with the percentages.

Tree, I need to get into a tree, then I can pick my food off like the rodents they are. I grab onto a branch, and place my feet on the trunk, pushing myself up with them before swinging one around the branch and using it as leverage to pull the res of me up. I clamber over to another branch. I crouch down on it, hands holding me in place as I stare down, my eyes burning dimly in the darkness as I watch a little flame dance closer and closer to me. I begin to drool again as I anticipate what it'll taste like

I can't wait any more, I need food, I need its soul.

I wait for it to get right under me. it stops, looking around, probaly confused out of what little wits it has. Then I jump, mouth agape. I bite into his skull through his metal hat, and find that he has more brains than I thought as I get a nice mouthful of them. His soul is too confused by his sudden end to give any form of meaningful chase

souls devoured 4

I bite at his head, biting down to to the neck before I hold it up to work on his shoulders. Such a wonderful spice surprise is, I should use it more often, then again rage is also a delicious flavor, oh too many choices, so little humans too eat.

I look up as I chew at his spine and see one of my meals comrades staring at me.

He has a point stick, a plate on his left arm, and is covered in metal, except for his face for some reason, what an odd place to leave uncovered.

He glares at me and points his stick at me.

what do I do?
[] write in (roll if you think it's required)

>>35983512
nah, I considered that
those percentages are approximately correct

>>35983612
Want some?
Then attack avoiding the stick

>>35983612
Tear off a leg and hold it out like we're offering to share it with him. Then when he charges, smash his face with it. Legs are heavy. Then eat him and take his pointystick.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>35983684
>>35983612
This

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>35983612
His face is uncovered. A fatal flaw. Spit in his face.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>35983703
I wonder what pain tastes like

>>35983612
"Was he your friend?"

In b4 stick is a musket

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>35983612
seconding spit in his face

I smile, humans are such short sighted creatures, never think their actions through to all the possible outcomes, such childish foolishness, easily exploited. I bite into my meal's leg before I tear it off with a near musical ripping sound that I could fall asleep to. I hold it out to the human, mockingly offering him the meat of his comrade. His eyes burn more than my hair, fueled by anger and grief. He shouts and charges at me, and then I punish him for leaving his face uncovered.

He shouts in pain as his upper face sloughs off, leaving raw meat and rapidly melting eyes in it's place. I stand up and whack him on the head with the leg, he falls down. I fit him again, denting the metal around his head, and tearing the leg, I do it again, and again, and again, until I see his soul begin to leave his body, at which Point I swallow it whole

souls devoured 5

I throw the ruined meat away, as I tear open my new treats stomach open, eating the organs first, wringing blood from his heart before wiping my mouth with my arm and standing up from his corpse

"Oi, where's Marthias and Clark gone" A voice says somewhere near.

I smile, more food

What do I do
[] I wonder how they'd react to my art work (uses the bodies to create "Art" write in what you do)
[] Continue eating
[] Run towards the voices
[] hide somewhere near
[] write in

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>35983921
>[] Lurk in the shadows cast by our hair

>>35983921
Drag the bodies up into the trees so that blood drips onto the ground. When they come by and see the blood to investigate, thinking we're up in the trees, run up behind them and kill em.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>35983921
>[] Become the shadows cast by our hair

>>35983972
Seconding this

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>35983960
>>35983975
Rolling for third three

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>>35983993
>>35983975
>>35983960
DA FUCK!

>>35983960
>>35983975
>>35983993
We're... half a devil?

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>35983921
[] Continue eating

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>35983921
>[] Consume the shadows cast by our hair

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>35983921

>[] hide somewhere near

I know,I'll hide in the shadows, there is nothing with this plan, I'll have my third course of the evening in mere moments . I slip into the shadows, and lie in wait.

The human, this one far more well equpied than the other two comes into view, this one's face is covered and its form feminine. A female, softer features,, more meat on the chest and legs. I lick my lips.

She looks right at me, puts her hand to her side, and pulls out a strange piece of metal and points it at me
I wonder what that is
*BANG*
My head flies back as an unfamiliar sensation fills my head, I don't like it
*Bang*
There it is again, what is that?

What do I do?
[] ask her what that feeling is
[] Attack her (how?) 1d20
[] run off, escape the strange sensation
[] Throw a body part at her
[] write in

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>35984149
[] ask her what that feeling is
[] Attack her (how?) 1d20

>>35984149
>[] ask her what that feeling is

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>35984149
>[] Throw a body part at her
>[] ask her what that feeling is

>>35984149
>[] ask her what that feeling is

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>35984149
>[] ask her what that feeling is

>third course
hl3 confirmed

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>35984149
Make her drop the weird metal thing and then ask what the feeling is. I suggest high-velocity corpse bits.

>>35984149
>[] ask her what that feeling is

"Human, what is that horrible feeling I feel?" I ask turning my head as the metal headed human stares at me, or I think she does, can't quite tell with her.

*Bang*
There it is once more, what a horrible conundrum I have found myself.

"Pain" She says quietly "and there is a lot more for you, beast".

"Oh please" I say standing up, feeling a wetness on my flesh "I'm not a mere beast, I am a demon of hunger perhaps, a curious beast, I wonder what you'll scream as I eat your legs for your insult". She points the metal thing at me. What a strange thing it is, what a strange shape it has, I wonder what it

*bang*
ah, so that's where it's been coming from.

"Are you thick or something?" She asks staring at me as I look at the smoking hole in my chest, I really don't like that feeling.

What do I do
[] Attack 1d20
[] Eat the metal thing 1d20
[] run off
[] say something (write in)
[] write in

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>35984322
>[] Eat the metal thing 1d20
Wonder what it tastes like

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>35984322
>[] Eat the metal thing 1d20

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>35984322
>[] Attack 1d20
Ok, 4 shots. I wonder how many that damn thing has. This place doesn't seem like it'd have anything much better than revolvers.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>35984322
>[] Eat the metal thing 1d20

>>35984339
WHY DO I KEEP ROLLING THREES

>>35982744
Get new gifs.

I don't like that thing, or the feeling it gives, I should do away with it hastily.

She's pointing it at me, her finger begins to move, I move to the side as it pulls against the metal thing.
*Bang*
No Pain this time, wonderful. I charge forward, and bite down around the thing and judging from the human's screams, her hand as well.
I chew on whatever it is, the metal tang mixing with the now familiar taste of bone, flesh and blood. Luckily my saliva allows me to eat it without any trouble due to it melting away soon after I stick it into my mouth.
I wipe my mouth, it was a taste, that's for sure, not quite fond of it, prefer nonminerals for sure.

I look at the woman, she's clutching the stump at the end of her hand, screaming.

What do I do
[] try and eat her 1d20
[] Break her legs 1d20
[] Leave her
[] take the other hand 1d20
[] ask her what the thing was
[] write in

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>35984508
>[] take the other hand 1d20
>[] ask her what the thing was

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>35984149
[] ask her what that feeling is

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>35984508
>[] Break her legs 1d20
>[] ask her what the thing was

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>35984508
>[] ask her what the thing was
>[] eat her legs for the insult
We keep our word!

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>35984508
Abduct her, brain wash her into being a cultist and give her a demon hand later on.

And dice if this needs it.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>35984508
[] ask her what the thing was

>>35984525
>>35984536
>>35984549
What is it with today

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>35984508
>Try and eat her

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>35984508
>>35984551
seconded.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>35984508
>[] try and eat her 1d20
Gotta get dem souls

>>35984555
I'll be buggered if I know, goddamnit /tg/'s dice are crooky. And my god, of the 8 rolls for this only one is above 10
>>35984570
STOP THIS SHIT ALREADY

>>35984508
Ask her what the thing is. If she doesn't answer, kill and eat her. If she does answer, kill and eat her.

>>35984525
>>35984536
>>35984549
>>35984570
I... I think you might want to stop giving us things that require dice rolls for a while.

"What was that thing?" I ask getting closer to the human "It tasted horrible, your hand however was quite a treat". She continues to scream in pain as she clutches where her hand was.

"You" She says sounding off somehow "ate my hand, YOU ATE MY HAND, YOU ATE MY HAND"

"I suppose I did" I say "now what was that thing I ate". She stares at me, or at least I think so.

"You ate my hand" She repeats "and my gun, you ate my gun, YOU FUCKING ATE MY GUN"

"And it was horrible" I say picking a scrap of metal from my teeth.

"What are you?" She asks "you're not a common wretch, just what manner of beast are you"


"I already told you I thought" I say "A demon, freshly born, and I've got quite the hunger, eaten several of your kin today and I'm still hungry".
She reaches for something on her other leg. I grab her arm by the wrist and squeeze.

"Oh come now, don't want to lose the other now do you?" I ask as I peel off her metal face with a saliva covered hand, revealing blue eyes frozen in fear and golden hair cut short.

What do I do to her?
[] write in

>>35984689
Question her about the local lord. Who is he. What does he taste like?

>>35984689
>[x] write in
"Where would the Lord be right about now? I came to see him and other people keep getting in my way and while I appreciate the free food, it's starting to get rather bothersome."

>>35984689
>"You know, I could give you a replacement hand. If you help me that is. If you don't, well... things I don't have a use for..."

Even if we have no idea how to actually give her a hand, it's a decent bluff to get information regarding Dukey's location.

If we somehow DO manage to find a way to give her an ethereal hand of fire, first minion with a modicum of guts get?

>>35984689
>>35984751
seconded. Cultists a shit.

>>35984751
>Work with the cultists!
>Kidnap those kids and raise them to be new cultists!
>Give this chick who shot us 4 times a new hand!

Jesus Christ just stop it. This is getting fucking stupid.

>>35984751
Thirded

>>35984689
Kidnap her and brainwash her into a cultist.

>>35984751
On that note, I was thinking - maybe trying to impress a captured soul onto the afflicted stump would do something?

>>35984767
Hey, we're a curious demon who does curious things. We're not deadset evil, we're just chaotic apathetic

>>35984792
This seems cool, especially if her hand has a mind of its own.

>>35984767
Yeah but she could be legitimately useful. She sees a demon and tries to kill it. Cultists summoning demons are more impressive? Nah, not really - anyone can make a mistake, takes something else for a person to go round fixing them.

>>35984792
>Hey, we're a curious demon who does curious things. We're not deadset evil, we're just chaotic apathetic
And none of that means "obsessive people collector". Why in the world would Raz want this chick as a minion? The only reason it's going to happen is because anons love breaking character catch em all, especially when they're women.

>>35984760
Well they are a bunch of poor people who while educated enough to create a fuckmothering demon, are generally to cowardly to do anything to better themselves or release themselves from the heel of the rich people

>>35984792
Unlike the main character of my other quest, who kills people for shits and giggles mostly

And you can try giving her a ghost hand, you can try

>>35984751
>>35984751
I like this.

>>35984778
I don't know if we can do that...? I mean I'm up for it..

>>35984817
We can totally try it.
>>35984818
Exactly.

>>35984823
>STOPDOINGTHINGSIDONOTLIKE!!!

>>35984823
Not my fault it was the woman who lasted longest of the guards
>>35984824
ATTEMPTS A GO! FOR SCIENCE!

>>35984824
Demon science.

>>35984823
Demons building a large cult! NEVER!
She's the badass character we've met.

We like Shopkeeper Broultist. Do you hate that to?

Do you hate Fun?

>>35984689
Make her our priestess in the cult of experimentation and fine dining.

>>35984891
Not the cult of finery and experimental dining?

>>35984891
Oh force feed her, her companions.

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>>35984866
I think he does hate FUN

>>35984891
>>35984897
She'll probably resist at first.

>>35984900
Of course. They tasted fine to us.

I grab her shoulders and open my mouth to begin to eat her, and then I notice she doesn't blubber or cry like the other humans have when they had a chance to react to their impending fate. I look at her eyes and see them wide open and defiant. What a strange human, it'd almost be a shame to eat her, I suppose I could keep her around to learn what makes her different, and then eat her. And besides, three is a nice number to have for experiments to have I suppose. I drag her along and she starts to pull away, so I pull back, and she yelps in pain. Need something to keep her down with, don't need her running off now do I?
No bags, no rugs, nothing but...the bodies.

Luckily there's enough intestines to use for rope left in them since I was saving it for last, and within moments my prize is wrapped up in the remains of her comrades, and to stop her from calling for help, I stuff stuff the extra bit of it into her mouth to shut her up.

Guard gained

Her eyes have a look I have yet to see in them.

I begin pulling my prize from her comrades by the guts of her comrades.

What do I do
[] look for more food
[] go somewhere
[] ask her something
[] write in

>>35984973
>[] Take her to the hideout

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>>35984973
>My little QM cant be this based.
Take her back to our base.

>>35984973
>[x] ask her something
"You're not a coward like the other humans. Why aren't you a coward? The fat one said he was fat because he likes to eat. What made you different?"

>>35985000
Nah, too much backtracking for our current escapade methinks. We should find a corner of the grounds to stash her for the time being, maybe interrogate her about Dukey details.

That said, not sure how long those intestines will hold her for, she might be able to escape if we leave her too long. Perhaps base is best bet?

>>35985017
This while taking her to the base

>>35984973
>>35985017
>>35985000
These.

>>35984973
Ask her where the lord guy would be now, then stash her somewhere and go to kill him.

>>35985000
the hideout is the base isn't it?
>>35985037

>>35985063
Yeah, when I statred writing that only first guy had replied is all, didn't bother replying to second.

But yeah, changing >>35985037
to >>35985047

>>35984973
>[x] ask her something
You different from the others I've eaten. Why? Answering would be wise human, curiosity and hunger drive me. You will either satiate one or the other.

>>35985094
Nah, she seems too stubborn to relent to that. It's more likely she'd say 'Eat me then, monster' and we'd either lose face or have to eat her, which we're trying to avoid right now

>>35985124
Just eat on her arm slowly til she relents then. Doesn't have to be all of her.

Well, it's not like the duke will leave anytime soon, not to mention i don't think the human who saw me got a good look of me in the first place, I think it would be best to get my new thing back to the base.
I begin to walk back through the forest, staying away from the other flames and making sure to try and keep my hair hidden.

"Human" I say "tell me, why are you you so different from the others?"

"MMMMRPH" She says from behind her gag of flesh.

"Oh I'll ask you later" I say "now to get you back to my den".

"mMMrph?"

Of course the humans are too busy with looking for me than they are watching the walls, and I easily slip out, before finding a nice back alley to take her back with, and some how avoid notice, I find the shop I've was born under and walk into to see the cultist from before behind the counter, his eyes somewhat dead. He waves to me as I drag the struggling human downstairs and into my place of birth past the iron doors.

I Find the human pups I stole earlier in cages, as well as some chains on a wall near a nice set of knives and various spices, seems the cultists realize I have no plans on leaving let. I put the woman in some of the chains and find a piece of paper on which I scrawl "NOT GREAT ONE'S FOOD,KEEP FED" on with the blood left on my hands, before placing it on her.

What do I do?
[] talk to a captive (which)
[] go back to manor
[] explore caves
[] inspect room
[] hunt (what) 1d20
[] write in

>>35985244
>[] talk to a captive guard,Ask here why she is so different

>>35985244
>>35985255
This.

>>35985255
This, with
>Ungag her first, since it seems we need to actively mention that
>Examine the pups. Are they growing well?

>>35985244
>[x] go back to manor

>>35985294
It hasn't even been a whole day.

>>35985313
We have a distorted notion of how things work

I tear the flesh from the human's mouth, causing her to gag and retch in disgust.

"Now tell me" i say "why are you so different from the other humans?" She spits at me

"Oh satiate my curiosity" I say "or my hunger, either is fine with me"

"I realize your kind can be slain" She says glaring at me "and that you are little more than ravening beasts, nothing to fear"

"Oh" I say smiling "You simply do not fear death, how peculiar, well dying will only let me eat you a second time"

"What are you raving about beast?" She asks

"I also eat souls" I say picking my teeth "they taste quite odd, but pleasant". Her eyes go wide for a moment

"Monster" She growls

"I know what I am" I say smiling "but thank you"

What do I do now?
[] talk to captive(s)
[] hunt for something 1d20
[] explore caverns
[] go back to manor
[] write in

>>35985428
>[] talk to captive(s) see how the child-humans are doing

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>35985428
[] talk to captive(s)
Kids. see if they're bigger yet.

followed by
[] hunt for something 1d20

>>35985428
Ask her about cooking and how the humans prepared their food.

>>35985428
>Check the pups
>Ask guard about infiltrating and murderising Dukey (namely, where precisely he'd be, etc)

>>35985428
Have the guards treat them well but not free them.

Golden cage.

>>35985453
this

I go to the sobbing human pups in the cages.

The back away from me and seem to be unable to cry out in terror as I look at their strangely wet faces, they also seem to be the same height as they were when I ate their mother, how strange, it took me only a day to get to what I am now.

What do I do
[] talk to them
[] eat one/both of them
[] inspect closer
[] show them something
[] write in

>>35985591
>[] talk to them

>>35985591
How long till you get big?

>>35985589
fuck sorry, I wrote the post before I saw this vote

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>35985591
>[] inspect closer
We've got to go deeper!
Rolling for perception

>>35985614
Don't worry it isn't time sensitive or anything.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>35985591
>>35985631
Yes.. Deeper.

>>35985658
Second one I've rolled tonight..

>>35985658
Hoping your contribution doesn't end with us examining their insides. I thought those kids had potential

>>35985591
Talk to them. Be as kind as possible, ya know, for a demon.
They're gonna be here a while, may as well endear them to us.

>>35985675
So do I. Course we may go full animals in a meat market on them. Feel their flanks. Look in their ears and mouths.

1 might me we're positive they got a bit bigger.

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>>35985658
Y'know theres this one little rule called.....DON'T FUCKING ROLL UNLESS THE QM ASKS FOR IT!

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>35985703
You can't stop me. I enjoy your suffering.

>>35985715
And it so nearly cancelled out the 1...

Maybe I'm wrong about them being the same size, I mean maybe humans grow slowly. I open the cage and grab the small human by its red hair, feeling it's cheeks with my hands, as well as his ears and nose. I pull his lips open and pull his tongue out as he struggles helplessly as his eyes leak, so I pull down his eye lids slightly to see if they're in anyway damaged. They aren't.

I move on to his shoulders, boney and small with weak arms connected to them and stubby little fingers. Stomach is soft and would be easy to tear open, legs short and spindly. Feet underdeveloped.

I am positive, that this human grew teeth while I was away, as I did not see any when I took him and his other, so therefore, they must be recent additions. I nod as I put him back in his cell, teeth are useful.

I close and lock the door to it.
The woman is looking at me strangely

What do I do
[] ask her something
[] get the captives food (what?)
[] back to manor
[] explore caverns
[] write in

>>35985818
>[] ask her something
>Tips on cooking or whatever it was that was mentioned above

>>35985818
[] ask her something
What? Also How does one cook food?
[] get the captives food (what?)
Whatever we find first. I suppose? Go through the store and just grab things.. or grab and cook a drifter?

>>35985818
>[] ask her something
"What?"

>>35985845
Seconded

>>35985818
"What do you want?"

Also the food preparation.

>>35985845
No killing the cultists, but we could pop above ground briefly if necessary.
When we kill our next victim can we experiment with capturing the soul instead of eating it straight up? Not sure how we'd go about that, perhaps just holding it in our grasp works?

>>35985818
[] ask her something
What was that look for? ALso how do you humans cook food because I need to feed you something.

>>35985818
Tell the woman we will eat the children's souls tonight unless she tells us where to find the duke.

>>35985885
Can we say that? It's not true? Can you say not true things?

Do we have a concept of lying?

>>35985916
I think we saw through some cultists being casual with the truth at one point. Either way, I'm not particularly keen on threatening the guard with that, especially with them in earshot. We're trying to be endearing in a fashion to them afterall

>>35985885
Yeah how about we not be stupid about this hmm?

>>35985916
Well we are going to keep them around for a while, so it's really not a lie.

>>35985916
Do we have a concept of truth?

I walk up to the woman, with hair of gold and eyes of blue.
She glares at me with some confusion admist the loathing.

"I have a question human" I say "How does one go about cooking food?"

"What?" She says her eyes loosing their edge before regaining it "Oh, you seek to prepare those innocent children as a meal then?" I shrug.

"I have yet to decided what I am going to do with the small humans" I say "I am more interested in how humans make food, such as bread".

"Surely your kind does not entirely subsist on human flesh" She says "Do they?" I shrug

"I was born today" I say "I know little of my kind, but I know your kind is quite tasty"

"You killed two of my men" She growls "and you mean to tell me your and infant!?"

"In a way I suppose" I say "Now tell me how to make food"

"You need to cook it" she says shaking her head "With a fire, some doesn't but I don't quite like that kind". I nod, I need a fire to make food, simple enough.

"I shall return" I say as I walk off

Where do I look for ingredients at
[] room outside of this one
[] the thing in the pond's dwelling place
[] outside in the town
[] the manor had food
[] in this room
[] write in

>>35986016
really need to stop typing so fast as to not notice typos

>>35986016
>[] in this room
>"I shall return" I say as I walk off
>Start rummaging in the corner

>>35986016
>[] the thing in the pond's dwelling plac

>>35986016
[] outside in the town

>>35986050
But that thing gave us a skull with pebbles in, why be so mean to it? Besides it's all wet, it probably doesn't cook well

>>35986016
>>35986048
I like it. Seconded.

>>35986016
[x] the manor had food

>>35986066
That's true i guess changing my vote to
>[] outside in the town
Then

>>35986016
>[] the manor had food

>>35986097
I just found the juxtaposition of scene and choices amusing, but it's true that we're in a cellar with some food stores at the moment anyway

>>35986097
3rd.

I begin to rummage in the stack of crates, round crates, and bags in the corner, looking for things to make food with.
I swear I hear giggling as dig through a bag larger than myself, but I can't because humans aren't that stupid.

I find
Round brown things
a large fish
lots of green things
meat, lots of meat
a sleeping cultist
some round red things
small round purple things
and a white liquid in a bottle with a cow on it

What do I try to make with this?
[]write in

>>35986181
>a sleeping cultist
Cook him. COOK HIM NOW. Whilst he's still asleep.

>>35986181
SImple! We pull it inront of the captive woman and ask her for step by step instructions!

failing that we sort of just pour it all into a giant pan and set fire under it till it looks cooked.

>>35986181
>Nibble little bits of each item to get an idea of the taste
>Ask the guard how to cook beyond putting things in fire
Alternatively,
>Put the things in a fire

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>>35986215
Seconding this because goddamn is that funny

>>35986181
>>35986215
Backing.

>>35986215
Sure.

>>35986215
>failing that we sort of just pour it all into a giant pan and set fire under it till it looks cooked.
So put it in a pan and hold it over our head?

>>35986286
Clearly the closest flame. I mean shit she didn't specify.

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>>35986286
Oh god my sides

>>35986302
Pot held above our head, we sit crosslegged on the floor and fix the guard with our gaze. We catch a brief flicker at the corner of her eye, a twitch at the side of her mouth.

"And how long does this continue for?" we ask.

>>35986358
Free her good hand so she can stir?

>>35986358
I'm so down for this.
Bring ingredients down, ask for more elaboration, then cook with head fire.

>>35986383
We'd probably have the arm strength to hold it one-handedly and stir ourselves but I'm not averse to giving her the task.

I put the food infront of the woman.

"What?" She asks

"Teach me how to cook this" I say motioning to the food.

"Really?" she asks "really?"

"Yes" I say.

"You're an odd monster you know" She says "Well first, put the food in a pan". I nod and place several handfuls of food and a cup or two of milk ontop of it in a pan I find near the knives.

"What is the next course of action?" I ask

"Place it on a fire for a bit" She says shrugging "not much to it I imagine". I nod, but where could I find a....AH utility

I sit on the slab, staring at the guard as I keep the pan balanced

"How long does this take?" I ask "I grow peckish". She shrugs, her lips trembling as she has a an odd look in her eyes.

Several minutes later

the food is smelling different now, rather pleasantly actually

What do i do now?
[] eat it
[] feed it to captives
[] feed it to the pond monster
[] feed it to cultist

>>35986441
[] eat it

>>35986441
>[] feed it to captives
We are a generous overlord

>>35986413
Of course, it'd have to be the arm we didn't nibble the end of.
>>35986441
>Taste it ourselves first, leaving plenty to share if we feel like it

>>35986441
[] eat it

>>35986441
[] eat it
if there is any left over feed the captives.

>>35986478
>demon of gluttony
>if

>>35986441
[] feed it to captives

>>35986441
>[] eat it
>[] eat it
>[] EAT IT ALL

>>35986441
[] feed it to captives


That and you know. [] eat it
Thought the whole point was to feed them

>>35986473
>>35986494
>>35986527
These

>>35986441
>feed it to the captives.
We're a curious beast.

>>35986441
So, what was the brown thing we found, just curious.

>>35986664
Potato I think

I realize that the humans are probably hungry, I mean they must have gone at least a little while without eating, which is horrible. I force some of my creation into the guard's mouth since her hands can't reach and it's kind of funny, as well as leaving two handfuls for each of the human pups before I dig into my masterpiece.

It's a wonderful mixture of flavors and textures all nicely mushed and beaten to submission to work together, simply fantastic.

The guard retches as I enjoy my meal, and I can hear her crying.


I gnaw on the pan idly as I try to think what I'm going to do next ignoring the noises of the guard

What do I do?
[] write in

>>35986664
potato

>>35986680
ok what's wrong with the food? I loved it.

>>35986680
WHAT?! I MADE GOOD FOOD! IT WAS GOOD! IF ITS THAT BAD YOU HAVE TO HELP MAKE IT BETTER!

>>35986680
>"You appear displeased by the food, human. Tell me why."
>"The pups didn't make such faces as you..."

>>35986680
>Ask cultist how long children take to grow

>>35986697
maybe she found the cultist we put in it?

>>35986728
>maybe she found the cultist we put in it?
Tear to my eye, anon...

"You appear displeased with my food human" I say "tell me why?"

"There was fucking eyeball in it" She says between gags

"But they're the best part" I say "and there were only two, you should be grateful".

"Humans don't eat eachother" She says

"You should, you're delicious" I say "And maybe if you did you'd grow faster"

"What?" She asks

"Also on the subject of growing" I say "How long until the human pups are fit for combat"

"WHAT!" She shouts

"Tell me human" I say "my patience is thing from you insults"

"They're just children" She says "wait what happened to their"

"It is of no importance what happened to their parents" I say picking my teeth

"Oh god" The guard says "you.."

"Yes" I say "Yes I did, no tell me the speed of which human mature so I can plan ahead"

"You monster" She says spitting at me

"Of course I am" I say dodging out of the way "now answer me"

"A few years or so" She says defeated

"Good human" I say smiling

What do I do
[] reward her
[] go back to the manor
[] You need more souls (5 to be exact)
[] make more food
[] write in

>>35986902
>[] You need more souls (5 to be exact)
I want that first powerup
On the way out congratulate cultist shopkeeper on a good job

>>35986902
>reward her
headpats.
Or we can ask her if she desires anything. Like headpats

>>35986902
>[] You need more souls (5 to be exact)
Cmon. Go hunt.

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>>35986902
>[] reward her
ALL THE HEADPATS!

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>>35986902
[] reward her
[] go back to the manor
[] You need more souls (5 to be exact)

>>35986902
>"Be honest though, if you hadn't identified the contents of the food... how did it taste?"
Then what >>35986922 has sounds good

>>35986902
>[] You need more souls (5 to be exact)

>>35986922
How about we headpat then do this?

>>35986990
I am a okay with that

>>35986990
Sounds good.

>>35986990
Can we also ask >>35986971 whilst we're at it?

I pat the guard on the head, something I saw humans do to their pet beasts. She looks at me bemused as I turn and walk away.

I need more power, power comes from souls, souls are outside. I push open the iron door, walk up the stairs and wave to the cultist behind the counter, even nodding as I pass. He should feel honored I payed attention to him

I go through the back window, into the alleyway once more, and take a deep sniff of the air, trying to smell the souls of humans or beasts

roll 5d20

Rolled 8, 17, 17, 5, 4 = 51 (5d20)

>>35987044
Nomnomnomnomnom

Rolled 6, 4, 10, 7, 14 = 41 (5d20)

>>35987044

Rolled 14, 15, 9, 20, 15 = 73 (5d20)

>>35987044

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Rolled 14, 3, 7, 15, 20 = 59 (5d20)

>>35987044

>>35987044
So far it's 14, 17, 17, 20, 20
Siiiick

>>35987059
Nice I got a 20! Makes up for one of my ones!

>>35987064
AND YOU GOT ONE TOO! WE ARE THE BEST AT HUNTING!

Rolled 18, 12, 11, 2, 11 = 54 (5d20)

>>35987044

>>35987127
Rounding it off with a solid 18 at the start, nice

By the way, can we give >>35985875 a whirl whilst we're out hunting?

>>35987144
I support this.

Our curiosity must be sated.

I can smell the departed of this realm, lost and afraid. I shall give them comfort the only way I know how, by eating them and ending their existence on this plane to fuel the fire within me. clamber up the building I call home via a rather hot pipe. I stand atop it, taking a with of the night air before spotting a confused looking soul of a little girl, all dressed in white with a splotch of red on her throat. I run towards her and as she turns around I bite into her misty neck, renacting her end before I devour her greedily. I rub my stomach as I feel the fire within burning brighter. I sniff the air again and follow it to it's location, a large building with a bell, the ghost a blue fellow, large and proud holding his severed head, he is turned away, I tackle him and grab his head, swallowing it hole and causing the rest of him to disapate. The warmth of consuming fills me again, but I can smell another soul nearby. I spot her near the trees, tears staining her face, rope around her neck. She sees me and tries to run, but I pull her back via her rope and Bite into her head before eating the rest of her.

I sniff the air again, and find my next meal, beneath the ground under my feet, a hastily dug grave that I soon dig up with my spit, a screaming ghost soon gone from this world and into my stomach.

I sniff the air and follow the scent to a old house, I look inside two ghosts, both soldiers long dead, sitting alone

I tear away the rotted and waterlogged wood before I tear into one of the ghosts, grabbing his fleeing comrade as

Hmm, what a strange feeling

10 souls consumed

Choose your boon
[] new trait (body parts/ things like acidic saliva)
[] new power (supernatural bullshit magic)
[] new feat (you should know what these are)
[] a special item (MAgical demonic item)

will give lists of what you can choose when you choose a category

>>35987305
>[] new power (supernatural bullshit magic)

>>35987305
>New Power

>>35987305
>[] new power (supernatural bullshit magic)

>>35987305
>[] new trait (body parts/ things like acidic saliva)
>[] new power (supernatural bullshit magic)
I'm game for either

Btw Headmaster, would any of these choices be capable of the whole bestow followers fire hand thing?

>>35987305
[] new power (supernatural bullshit magic)

>>35987305
>[] new feat (you should know what these are)
Maybe there will be one that makes our acid spit better somehow.

>>35987363
eventually

>>35987363
Lets wait till we have one that's worthy. If you wanted to give it to the chick for instance she's not exactly indoctrinated.

>>35987305
>[] new trait (body parts/ things like acidic saliva)
Let's put the monster in monstergirl

>>35987305
[] new power (supernatural bullshit magic)

>>35987305
>[] new power (supernatural bullshit magic)

>>35987381
Fair, I just wondered how far things like that were doable through study/experimentation/etc rather than gaining personal power

>>35987383
Oh I agree, it was an aside thing, I certainly wouldn't vote for hand-bestowing powers over general fighting prowess or something like that at this early stage

Choose 1 from the list

[] flight
[] Possession
[] memory eating/stealing
[] Mirror jaunt
[] Generate heat
[] Instil terror

>>35987460
>>35987460
>[] Possession
How does this work? Do we turn all spirity and then inhabit the person? Does it leave our body 'asleep' while we puppet someone? Can we still move around while we puppet someone?

>>35987460
>[] memory eating/stealing

Perfect. We learn things and we can tailor our subjects to our whims. We just eat what we don't want them to remember.

>>35987460
>[] memory eating/stealing
>[] Generate heat
One of these. I like the whole become more fiery thing but as a paragon of curiosity memory stealing would be reeeaaally useful.

What kinda limitations are there on these QM?

>>35987460
[] Mirror jaunt
sounds cool

>>35987460
>[] memory eating/stealing

It's like curious eating!

>>35987460
>Instill Terror

>>35987460
>[] memory eating/stealing

What does minor jaunt mean?

>>35987460
[] memory eating/stealing

>>35987519
>needing a power to do that

>>35987527
Walk between mirrors

>>35987495
Hea is neat.. but I think the memory stuff seems way more useful at the moment. We can get rid of the ignorant stuff by literally eating peoples memories.

I think it fits both aspects of the demon really well.

>>35987527
I assume it's the whole walk into mirrors and come out of other ones. Basically, use mirrors as portals

>>35987460
>[] Mirror jaunt

>>35987534
I'm assuming magical terror here is far beyond any mundane terror.

>>35987534
For humans like the guard chick who aren't cowards, yeah.

>>35987460
>[] Mirror jaunt

It looks like memory stealing might win. If it does, can we not fuck up the guards head?

>>35987460
[] Mirror jaunt

>>35987591
I don't know isn't she sort of the primary candidate for that? What do you suggest then?

I mean If we eat who she was?Her sense of self cant we tell her she's a cult leader? Member?

>>35987591
Why would we eat her? She's different, that still intrigues us. We'll eat a few more peasants, not like they are important at all.

>>35987591
I agree with not mindbreaking those we're trying to make our loyal servants. That said, QM hasn't really explained how memory eat/stealing works.

Do we have to eat the person to steal the memories?
Do we consume the memories themselves, removing them from their previous owner?

>>35987608
If you eat her memories, she's no longer who she is and what piqued out interest.

>>35987460
[] Possession

>>35987608
But if we eat all that she was, what would make her the brave, defiant person we decided was worth keeping alive?

>>35987630
>>35987644
Points taken. But as it stands I seriously doubt she'll work with us.. ever.

Seems memory eater won
However I'm about to pass out, which Is odd since I usually don't get tired until the beginning of the next day

then again this quests seems to drain me a lot faster than Assassin school quest for some reason, I blame the welsh

I'm dreadfully sorry, so i'll be around to answer question or talk afterwards until I pass out


>>35987627
You can eat them entirely for the full memory, or taste them to get a bit of it, like eating a memory of the duke's location wouldn't do much to her besides confuse her and make her a bit out of it for awhile
A major one would fuck her up

>>35987649
Maybe not, but our demon doesn't and probably doesn't care either.

>>35987665
yo is English your second language?

>>35987665
Running monday, and I'll try to actually run a proper thread next time without flaking out

>>35987649
She finds our antis amusing, that's enough for now. After time she'll come to realise that the eyeball was delicious and that she can no longer resist the temptation. Then we have ourselves a servant of gluttony

>>35987665
Thanks for running. By taste, do you mean licking them or nibbling?

>>35987677
Thanks for running Headmaster, interesting quest you've got here.

>>35987692
*antics

>>35987677
Thanks for running dude.

So The level of importance or gravity o the memory fucks stuff up?

So if we eat basic math someone has a brain hemorrhage or becomes "special"

How about the name of a color or a fruit or something? Where is the line drawn? Or will you warn us when we attempt to eat a memory like a - THIS MEMORY WITHOUT IT THIS PERSON WILL DERP!

>>35987675
No I just tend to lose any form of ability to write it when I'm tired, so much so I imagine you could give chimpanzee a keyboard and he'd do a far better job than I at writing in anyway legibly since when I crash, I crash harder than the fucking Hindenburg

>>35987692
You choose how much you eat for each memory

>>35987697
thank you, I'd try to run longer but this quest seems to be slightly cursed in that regard

>>35987716
Yes, Like eating her name entirely may drive her mad

>>35987692
Point taken. We're a freakish monster that ate her hand.. and she's already almost laughing at shit we do and trying not to mile.

She also got over the deaths of her men reaallly quickly.

Maybe next time we feed her a soul? Or did something last thread say angels would fuck human shit up over that? I Think that might have been said..

>>35987735
Even if we give them a new name?

Further is entirely mad.. like Layla mad.. or.. like pants on head retarded.

>>35987738
Naw they said angels would fuck us up if we ate humans who weren't sinners

So maybe let's start limiting ourselves to sinners.

>>35987738
it's a coping mechanism
and it depends, as they can't tell what ate a soul until they check on it,

>>35987752
People go mad in different ways, It depends on the person honestly, but the guard I imagine would go laughing mad before becoming broken

>>35987786
No, they said angels would get mad if we ate fucktons of souls period.

It's not a thing about target discrimination, it's a notice that the difficulty will increase when we hit a certain powerlevel so that we can't just steamroll everything.

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>>35987735
If we steal too many memories, will we lose our own personality? Curiosity killed the cat and all that and if we're constantly driven to gain more, we won't be able to achieve satisfaction.

>>35987824
Exactly

>>35987833
Can we get the power to insert memories?

>>35987826
You could feasibly forget who's memories are who's but the fact that you aren't eating in some of them will be what lets you realize which aren't yours

>>35987849
yes

>>35987863
lol

>>35987877
Good. Good. Eat some skilled soldiers memories.. Make army of competent monk cultists...

>>35987863
Did you have a stroke while you were writing that?

>>35987896
>>35987863
Seems fine to me

>>35987896
I'm about to pass out, I tend to realize that what I write does not make much sense to people who are still wide awake sometimes

>>35987889
Who may end up a bit bonkers

>>35987950
Well if they get too unruly we'll just eat them.

>>35987950
Doesn't that just make them better? What's better than warrior cultists? Crazed, fanatical warrior cultists!

>>35987929
fuck meant to put a not between tend and to there

>>35987950
>implying they were sane when we met them

>>35987980
>implying that even if they were they weren't insane shortly after

>>35987963
Man, this cult is going to be fucked up if I ever manage to run a good long thread of this

>>35987967
they could just shout the stock khorne worshiper phrases and be good

>>35988006
What did you expect. You're giving /tg/ a cult.

I just find it funny that this and deity quest, two polar opposites, are running at the same time.

Once we hit a proper power level we should do an alien vs predator style thread.