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As Charlotte finishes putting her clothes back on, I bring out my phone and start scrolling through my contacts.

"Who are you calling?" Charlotte asks.
"Mina," I reply. "Most of the day's over but maybe she's still free..."

Charlotte looks really guilty all of a sudden.

"Besides, you said that you needed to call her for something too?" I ask.
"Umm, yeah," Charlotte says with a nod. "But it can really wait until later."
"Oh, so it wasn't anything important?"
"It definitely was, but it can wait," she replies. "Besides, it's going to be dark soon. I'd rather bring it up when there's plenty of daylight left, what with that serial killer at large and all..."

Oh yeah, that. I wonder how Irene's search for that psycho is going.


>ask charlotte what she needed with mina
>eh, it's none of my business

Oh yessss, adventures of BAD GIRL continue!

> Doing it three times in less than 24 hours.

Anyone would be excused thinking you're addicted to sex, CC...

(Yes the last one technically was Char but don't say you didn't want it.)

>>37170600
>ask charlotte what she needed with mina

>>37170600
>>eh, it's none of my business

>>37170600
>ask charlotte what she needed with mina

Try not to jump her bones again.

>>37170688
They just finished a 4-hour hankypanky, I don't think CC would have the stamina.

>>37170600
>eh, it's none of my business

>>37170600
>ask charlotte what she needed with mina

>>37170600
>>ask charlotte what she needed with mina
Girlfriends at this stage in a relationship don't keep secrets from each other. Not like there are any physical ones left unknown to either of them.

>>37170600
>ask charlotte what she needed with mina

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>>37170631
>Anyone would be excused thinking you're addicted to sex, CC...

I've had sex with someone I love myself seven times today and I only slowed down cause my dick hurt.

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>>37171082
TMI there buddy!

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>>37171195
Should I tell you about the ice cubes?

>writing

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>>37171218
Yes, go ahead

>>37171218
>>37171282
Cut it out.

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>>37171429
That phrase is a lewd phrase that normals have been using ignorantly.

>>37170711
She's young and she is Alison's sister, but I imagine a food and water break is called for after 4 hours.

>>37171763
Depends how strenuous the activity is.

Besides you can just just a camel pack.

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I would just leave it alone, but we're at the point in our relationship where we shouldn't be keeping secrets from each other... right?

"Well what did you need to call her about?" I ask. "I'm curious."
"Er..." Charlotte smiles nervously, "it's about her book."

OH.

"She agreed to hand it over to me, but I asked her to hold off on doing so until my arm was fully healed," Charlotte says as she flexes the arm that had been in a cast up until yesterday. "since it would be too dangerous for me to hold onto it until I was at one hundred percent again."
"...so Mina still has it?" I ask.
"Yes," she nods. "I'd meant to call her to talk about it yesterday night after we got back home, but then you, um..."

She's so cute when she gets embarrassed like that...


>[1/?]

>>37171811
*just use

>>37171825
>She's so cute when she gets embarrassed like that...
Charlotte is arch.

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>[2/2]

"Hey," I shrug, "you definitely got back at me for that just now."
"Nnnnghhhh..." Charlotte buries her face in her hands. "I'm so sorry..."

you desire this weed

yet you also enjoy causing it distress

nonsensical

That's because seeing her all "distressed" makes her even MORE desirable.

foolishness

"...so were you going to call her?" Charlotte asks.
"Uh, yeah," I nod. "Best not to waste any more of the day..." I say as I pull up Mina's name on my phone and then hit "send".

RING

RING

RING

"Hey, Cecile," Mina says. "You calling to brag some more abouty your amazing sex life?"
"C- c'mon, Mina..." I mumble.

Telling Allison about that was bad enough, I think I'm all bragged out for one day. Or one lifetime.
>ask the mina if she wants to hang out
>talk to the mina about _____

>>37172139
>>ask the mina if she wants to hang out
"Wanna go to WacDonards, I need to eat something after four hours of sex."

>>37172139
>ask the mina if she wants to hang out
>suggest she try to get Sun-Mi to come too in a teasing manner

Two can play that game.

>>37172185
This.

>>37172185
Anon pls. Let's not tell the whole world about the rockin sex we just had.

>>37172272
We'll just drop some none too subtle hints about catnip over dinner.

>>37172272
>implying this isn't what CC was thinking after the first time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

>>37172272
>C.C will never be the Wolf of false dendrite

>writing

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"I was just wondering if you wanted to head out somewhere to get something to eat," I say. "Like McDonald's or something, I'm REALLY hungry and I don't feel like going to a place where I'll have to wait."

Just to make sure, I turn to Charlotte.

"You're hungry too, right?" I ask.
"Y... yeah," Charlotte nods while blushing cutely.
"So yeah," I say into the phone. "Are you in?"
"You're making it sound this is some kind of post-sex dinner," Mina laughs.

SHE KNOWS.

HOW THE HELL DOES SHE KNOW.


>[1/?]

>>37172444
We need to check if Mina and Theresa have suddenly swapped powers...

>>37172444
>SHE KNOWS.

>HOW THE HELL DOES SHE KNOW.
If Your sister is any indication, she may have been able to hear you from her house CC.

>>37172444
Quick! Look outside for some totally-not-out-of-place-looking suit of armor!

I'm not the only one who thinks that's something Mina would do, right?

>>37172444
"Yeah sure Mina, this is a post sex dinner and we just finished putting away the lube"
>>37172495
yes, but i don't think the armor can go that far sadly

>>37172602
>"Yeah. Also, bring the....uh...thing. The book."

>>37172444
>[2/2]

Just to make sure, I run to the window and look outside... no Mina and no armor thing either. So... how the hell did she find out? Experience?

..........oh yeah. Mina and Theresa used to be together. Which means that those two probably used to do stuff like I d-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH I AM NOT THINKING ABOUT THAT NO NO NO NO NO NO NONONONONONONONO EW

"...Cecile?" Mina calls out from the other side of the line. "You still there?"
"Uh, yeah," I nod. "Sorry about that..."
"Eh, it's fine," she laughs. "So you wanted to go to McDonald's, right?"
"Another place is fine too if you want," I reply. "I'm just really hungry and don't want to have to wait."
"Nah, that's cool. So it's just you and Charlotte who'll be there too?"


>maybe I'll call ______
>yeah, it's just us

>>37172635
Call Theresa.

>>37172635
>>maybe I'll call Mina's love interest

>>37172602
>maybe I'll call ______
Gabrielle. We must keep some kind of watch on the adorable loli whenever possible.

>>37172635
>yeah, it's just us

>>37172635
>>yeah, it's just us

>>37172635
>yeah, it's just us

>>37172635
>yeah, it's just us

>>37172635
>yeah, it's just us

>writing

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"Yeah," I say, "it's just us."
"Oh, you're not bringing Gabrielle at least?" Mina asks.
"...you sound kind of disappointed about that."
"Well yeah," she replies. "Gabrielle's super cute and I was hoping to get to ask her about-"
"Don't tell me that you have a crush on her," I groan.

After all her complaints about me trying to set her up with a little girl, too.

"No, dumbass," Mina sighs. "I just wanted to ask her how she liked those games that she bought yesterday."
"...oh," I nod. "You were more interested in Sun-Mi, anyways... why don't you call her and see if she wants to come along?"
"Yeah right, like I want you to embarrass me in front of her," she mumbles.

Haha, no denial on that last one!


>[1/?]

>>37172908
>[2/2]

"Now if you're done making fun of me," Mina grumbles, "I'll meet you at the McDonald's that's out by the park."
"Alright," I reply. "And it's totally fine if you bring Sun-Mi, you know! We can turn it into a double-"

Aww, she hung up.


>time to head out now
>do something else first

>>37173047
>time to head out now

>>37173047
>time to head out now
Grab some water and go. Food awaits.

>>37173047
>time to head out now

>>37173047
>time to head out now

>>37173047
>>time to head out now

>writing

"Alright," I say as I put away my phone, "looks like Mina's in."
"Okay," Charlotte nods. "Maybe we should leave now, before your sister, um..."

Yes. Yes she is so very correct.

Charlotte lets out a surprised squeak as I pull her off the bed and along with me as I head out my bedroom door. I REALLY don't want to have to deal with Al-

WHUMP

"Really now," Allison mumbles as she regains her footing, I know that your eyes are crap and all but that's no excuse to walk around without watching where you're going."
"Sorry," I mumble. "I was just lea-"

I try and slide along the wall (while pulling Charlotte along with me all the while) in order to get past her, but Allison steps into my way before I can.


>[1/?]

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>>37173381
Ara ara trolling engage.

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>>37173458
~ara ara~

>>37173470
I was thinking of her as well.

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>>37173381

"And just -where- do you think you're going now, Cecile?" Allison asks. "Off to the hotel so you can fool around without me hearing?"
"No, dammit!" I growl. "We're meeting Mina for dinner, that's all!"
"Is that -really- all? You know you know you don't have to make stuff up with me..."
"Yes, REALLY!"

Why does she always have to be like this?

"Okay then," Allison nods. "Just make sure you come back home tonight, alright? I'm fine with you two messing around but you -do- have school tomorrow and I -am- kind of supposed to be looking after you."
"Yeah, yeah..." I mumble.

The second Allison steps aside so that I can get past, I pull Charlotte along with me and-

"Huh?" I look back at Charlotte, who's stopped dead in her tracks (and caused me to stop dead in MY tracks in the process).


>[2/?]

>>37173570
Oh god please let whatshisname be charlotte's original dad.
Please please please please please

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>>37173570
Oh boy, will I get to post HAPPENING images soon?

>>37173596
Kevin?

Isn't he too young for that.

>>37173570

"A... Allison..." Charlotte chokes out. "I'm so sorry for the way I behaved earlier," she says, blushing all the while. "I know that it must have been really uncomfortable for you to have to hear all that... screaming..." she trails off, "...and I promise that I'll never put you through that again."

And then Allison breaks down laughing.


>[2/?]

>>37173624
Fuck if I know.

>>37173646
The troll is strong in Allison....

>>37173646
Aww, it was just a bashful charlotte.
I hope Allison tells her we're a lesbian version of our sister.

>>37173665
We have had one partner compare to her how many?

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>>37173646
>And then Allison breaks down laughing.
She's done much worse with CC in the house.

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>>37173695
Here.

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>>37173646
>[3/3]

"Oh..." Allison wipes the tears from her eyes, "...oh man... you're just too much, you know that?"
"W- why are you laughing?" Charlotte asks.
"Because you're just WAY to cute!" she laughs. "You don't have to apologize for that, Cecile told me all about the catnip and how it makes you sopping w-"
"ALLISON!" I scream.

Seriously, there's limits to what you should say to other people!

"Anyways," Allison sighs, "if you two want to have loud sex, I really don't care. I mean, -I- have loud sex all the time so it's just getting even with me at this point.
"...okay..." Charlotte says, easing away from my nympho sister.
"So yeah," she nods. "Just get her back home and I don't care what you two do, alright? Hell, you can spend the night here if you want."

Unable to figure out how to respond to my sister's, umm, -openness-, Charlotte just does a deep bow and scurries off while pulling -me- along this time.

It's okay, Charlotte. I've known her all my life and -I- have no idea how I'm supposed to deal with her half the time.


>talk about _____ as we head to the restaurant
>just stew in the spaghetti

>>37173885
>just stew in the spaghetti

>>37173885
>just stew in the spaghetti

>>37173885
>just stew in the spaghetti

>>37173885
>>talk about _____ as we head to the restaurant
ways to get back at Allison

>>37173885
>just stew in the spaghetti
At this rate, we'll become Lasagna

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>>37173885
>>just stew in the spaghetti
Don't forget to season to taste!

>>37174001
Not quite yet. Maybe a nice pasta casserole.

>writing

>>37174048
How does one fuck up that bad?!

>>37174075
I've seen spaghetti fucked up worse. At least this has water in it.

>>37174075
Probably intentionally, notice he had a camera ready.

>>37174055
Well, thankfully we're not Mac and Cheese just yet.

>>37174097
Old geezer pls. Having a camera ready is pretty much the default these days, no matter what you happen to be doing.

>>37174075
Using too small a pot, not just breaking the spaghetti in half so it all goes in at once.

Some people just can't cook.

>>37174134
It's not necessary to do that. The spaghetti bends almost instantly, you just have to push it in. Though breaking it makes it more convenient to eat, so I usually do that.

>>37174075
I should point out that uncooked pasta burns nicely, I use it as the extension cord version of matches to light candles in the bottom of long glass tubes.

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>>37174105
Maybe some nice saucy tortollini.

>>37174153
Eh, either way the pot wasn't wide enough for the flame from the stove.

>>37174207
Or maybe the pot wasn't centered on the flame.

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>>37174229
Which both get back to "some people should be banned from ever being in a kitchen."

>>37174158

>That roach

...I'll pass bro

>>37174248
Still think he used a lighter and took a picture.

>>37174301
Even if he did, I'm sure that situation has happened for real somewhere out there.

Like I said, I've seen worse. At least the pot has water in it.

>>37174158
Clean your fucking kitchen donut hammer, there's a roach right there.

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I have trouble keeping up with Charlotte's pace as we leave my house and start down the sidewalk, I guess she REALLY wants to get the hell away from Allison right one. not that I can blame her, of course... she was a;ready super embarrassed as it is and interacting with my sister only makes that kind of thing worse.

And I'm not even able to enjoy her cute reactions this time since the secondhand embarrassment I feel for her thanks to Allison is SO DAMNED STRONG.


>[1/?]

>>37174385
The house needs fumigating, especially this time of year. Damn things keep coming back.no matter how much cleaning gets done.

>>37174158
Dude, bug bomb your house already.

>>37174428

"...Cecile?" Charlotte speaks up for the first time in what seems like forever.
"Yeah?"
"Could you maybe, um... not tell Gabrielle about what we did the next time you see her?"

What?

"You told Mina and Allison everything and I know that it's the truth and all," Charlotte mumbles, "but I'd like for my sister to not think that I'm some kind of... sex pervert..."

even the weed is ashamed of you

Don't worry," I say, forcing a smile, "I wouldn't do that."
"Thank you," Charlotte replies. "I'd like for her to stay innocent about this kind of thing for at least little bit longer."
"I understand how you feel," I sigh.

Good going, me...

And on that unpleasant note, I stew in my shame for the rest of the way to McDonald's.


>[2/?]

>>37174457
Tried...they were back within a few days. Fuckers keep coming in out of the woods.

>>37174582
Clean your house and Keep bombing it. If that doesn't do it, get a professional exterminators. Roaches won't go away quickly. I know, I have fought them and have won in getting them out of my rental units

>>37174516
>[3/3]


It's a real relief to find Mina standing outside the front door of the restaurant... now maybe I can get my mind off of Embarrassing Things.

"Hey Mi-" I start to call out, but stop when I notice that she's talking on her phone.


>call out to her
>wait until she's done talking

>>37174614
Tried all of that. At best it clears them for a few days and then they're back to Joe's Apartment levels.

It's mostly wood roaches looking for somewhere to stay warm, so I'm stuck with them until they clear out around springtime.

>>37174687
>>wait until she's done talking

>>37174687
>Wave at her if she looks over, but don't interrupt

>>37174687
>wait until she's done talking

>>37174687
>wait until she's done talking
Listen in anyway

>>37174156
Oh wait, that is very intelligent.

Why didn't I think of that.

>>37174722
>>37174716
>>37174710
What are the chances she is relaying our sexual prowess to the Theresa?

>writing

>>37174782
Zero. She doesn't have psychic powers of that sort. And I doubt CC has much sexual prowess to relay.

>>37174801
What are the chance Theresa was watching all along?

>>37174811
Much better, but still not very good if you ask me.

>>37174582
Fumigate the woods.

Though we walk over by the door where Mina is, we keep quiet until she's done with her phone call because that's just polite.

"Hm?" As Mina puts away her phone, she glances over to where we're waiting (and have been for like ten minutes now). "Oh, hey."
"You don't look all that happy to see us," I reply. "Did something happen?"
"Nothing big," she says, shaking her head. "I was just on the phone with Theresa, I told her about that shit that we went through last night and asked her if she knew anything about it."


>what did she say?
>should I call her too?
>[OTHER]

>>37175028
Fumigate the woods.
Fumigate the goods.
Fumigate the nation in a fumigation hood.
Fumigate a train.
Fumigate a plane.
Fumigate from dawn 'till late to deal with the pain.

>>37175065
>what did she say?
>should I call her too?

Watch CC accidentally let out she just had sex.

>>37175065
>>what did she say?

>>37175065
>>what did she say?

>>37175065
>>what did she say?
>>should I call her too?

>>37175065
Disregard Theresa.
Acquire McDonalds with the negro lesbian waifu.

Anyone got any leads on the pink-haired girl the MIBs cornered? Also, anyone know more about White Crystal?

>>37175065
>>what did she say?
>>[OTHER]
"I'm here if she ever wants my help. Or talk to me."

>>37175065
>what did she say?

>>37175127
Or *to* talk to me

>>37175065
>what did she say?

>>37175111
Yo yo, Mr. White, crystal bitch.
Bitch, Mr. White, crystal, yo bitch.

>writing

"What did she say?" I ask.
"First off," Mina sighs, "even though she wouldn't say anything specific over the phone, she made it pretty damned clear that this entire mess with those assholes running around is -her- fault."
"I should've known," I mumble.
"That video and all that, it was entirely her doing."

Great. Just great.

"So I told her that that guy hired you-know-whats to investigate... she was really surprised to hear that," Mina says.
"That man is one of my father's business rivals," Charlotte says, "of course -that- would be his first suspicion when something unexplainable like this happened."

I guess we're not saying the word "Branch" right now?


>[1/?]

>>37175328
Just say Brunch instead.

>>37175328
Theresa deserves everything coming to her.

>>37175470
Where are the Theresa did nothing wrong anons?

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>[2/2]

"And then I told her what happened to Charlotte's arm when she tried to choke that guy out," Mina says, "and she thanked me for the information and then hung up."
"That's it?" I ask.
"Pretty much," she shrugs.
"...you don't think she's about to go out and try to do something on her own, do you?" Charlotte asks.
"Nah," Mina shakes her head. "She's not that retarded, she'll probably hide out in her batcave for a while and 'investigate' what to do first."

I'm going to assume that Mina's just joking there about a 'batcave.' The alternative is just too dumb for me to consider.

"But we can talk about the rest over dinner," Mina says as she starts inside the restaurant. "I know you two are starving, right?"
"Yes..." Charlotte mumbles.
"Yeah, I've been there too..." she says with a nostalgic sigh.

Without bothering to explain herself any further (not that I really want to ask what she's implying with that last comment), we all head inside the restaurant and order our food. Mina gets a Happy Meal (I guess the current toy promotion is something that she wanted), while me and Charlotte order like ten burgers to share between ourselves.

What can I say, we worked up an appetite.


>talk about a thing while we eat?

>>37175473
She didn't do anything wrong. The only thing I've ever seen that was a genuine reason to dislike her was some anon saying she's acting as sexually forward as a tranny whore or something. Even though that doesn't make sense in a lesbian relationship. And CC has her beat on that by now anyway.

>>37175479
>"Yeah, I've been there too..." she says with a nostalgic sigh.
Hopefully not after marathoning that much, she hasn't.

>>37175473
Theresa did everything wrong!

>>37175479
Ten burgers? That is as many as two fives.

And that is a lot.

>>37175499
She may not have 'done anything wrong' but she didn't handle a number of things 'right'. Though some of it I can't quite blame her for.

>>37175499
She's acted pretty selfishly on a few occasions.

>>37175514
She's an inexperienced kid. It would be amazing if she somehow knew exactly what she was doing when it comes to her love life, and about a dozen times more amazing when it comes to superpowers.

>>37175528
CC has her beat on that too.

>>37175479

What have you been up to today, did you hear from gabrielle, have you called sun-mi

>>37175479
What does she think of helping Irene?

>>37175533
Apart from the book thing what has CC done wrong?

>writing

>>37175620
What has Theresa done wrong that adds up to more than the book thing?

>>37175473
Oh shit, sorry I was playing video games.
Theresa did absolutely nothing wrong.

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Charlotte starts tearing into our food like the second we sit down... I guess she was REALLY hungry. Not to say that I'm not starving myself, of course.

"Hey Mina," I say as I take a huge bite out of a burger, "what've you been up to today?"
"Just messing around," Mina replies. "Playing games, looking up stuff online, listening to certain people brag... you know, that kind of thing."

Haw haw.

"Oh yeah," she snaps her fingers. "I think I might have found out the name of that guy's you-know-what."
"...really?" I ask.
"No guarantees, but after seeing what it did to Charlotte, I did a bit of searching and found the name 'Sleeping Hand.'"


>[1/?]

>>37175794
So, White Crystal and Sleeping Hand, eh?
We should tell Irene this information.

Anyone got any information on the name of the Pink haired girl they were harassing? I want to see if she (he?) is okay.

>>37175877
No info on pink hair. Also Irene is the one who came up with the theory for white crystal. And also Irene doesnt know about our encounter with the suits.

>>37175794

"Sleeping..." Charlotte mumbles. "...sound like a fitting name, at least," she says, looking at the arm that was paralyzed last night.
"Yeah," Mina nods. "I couldn't find anything more than that, but since we already know what the power itself does..."
"Yes, thank you for that," she nods. "I'll text my father about that right now," she says as she brings out her phone and starts typing.

Rapidly texting with one hand while shoving burgers into her face with the other... for some reason, I find this strangely attractive.

"Heard from Gabrielle today?" I ask in an attempt to change the subject.
"Actually, yeah," Mina nods. "She texted me a few times throughout the day, I guess she's been playing games at her Dad's friend's place."
"That's surprising to hear," Charlotte says, having finished sending a message to get father. "She doesn't usually take to strangers all that well."
"Shared interests, I guess," Mina says, shrugging. "She's pretty nice when you get to know her."
"Yes, she really is," Charlotte smiles.
"Speaking of which," Mina says as she brings out her own phone, "she sent me this a few hours ago."

After fiddling with her phone for a few seconds, Mina holds it over the table so that we can see a picture that she just pulled up.

"Oh that's just adorable!" Charlotte giggles. "Why didn't she send that to me too!?"

It's a picture of Shary sitting on a couch with a game controller placed in his "hands." Along with it is the caption "Shary liked this game a lot more than I did."


>[2/?]

>>37175930
Now I want to see 2v2 Smash Bros. with Mina and Armored Heart going up against Gabrielle and Shary.

>>37175930
They were playing Persona 4. Calling it now.

>>37175930
>[3/3]


"Heh, that's cute," I say, nodding in agreement. "So the two of you are buddies now?"
"I guess," Mina shrugs.
"Giving up on Sun-Mi already?"
"Wwwwhat!?" she stammers.

Haha, gotcha!

"Well I'm assuming that you didn't call her yet, right?" I say. "But you've been chatting it up with Gabrielle all day..."
"Cut it out," Mina sighs. "It ain't like that and you know it."
"Well all you have to do is show that you're a better match for her than her 'Prince' and then you'll have a clear shot!"
"Seriously, Cecile..." she groans. "Can't we talk about something else?"


>talk about _______
>keep teasing the mina

>>37176005
Lesbian strategising time.
Cmon Mina, you and Theresa must've figured something out.

>>37176005
>talk about _______

not sure but I think we should stop teasing her.

>>37176005
Isn't Gabrielle like 12?

>>37176032
mina is like 14

>>37176057
I thought Mina, Cecile and Theresa were all 16?

>>37176032
Yeah.

>>37176057
She's 16.

>>37175479
>Mina gets a Happy Meal (I guess the current toy promotion is something that she wanted)

Aren't Happy Meals for kids?

>>37176005
Talk about what we're going to do in the future with our abilities. What are we going to do to protect our families from those who would use us?

>>37176032
>Isn't Gabrielle like 12?
Gabrielle is 13, and Mina is 16.
same age difference as cecile and charlotte


>writing

I wonder if there's any branch called "White Flower" or "Gates of Life" or "Venus Rising" or something that allows for lesbian babbymaking

>>37176109
If there isn't, I'm sure theres an animal out there somewhere we can get Charlotte that can do that

>>37176115
But what about Gabrielle and Theresa? Or Sun-Mi and Mina? Or Irene and Lorelei? How will any of those pairings create babby?

>>37176131
lesbian vagina magic?

>>37176131
Meh, they can find their own babbies.

>>37176115
The best she'd be able to get is parthenogenesis.

>>37176104
>same age difference as cecile and charlotte

What about the "half your age+seven" rule?

I know you "don't care about age difference" but get your innapropriate teenage relationship facts straight, turtle.

>>37176218
>What about the "half your age+seven" rule?
I know teenage girls who think that's retarded, so yeah.

>>37176218
Half your age plus seven?
Naw.

It's "Does it have a sex drive? Does it know the potential risks of sex? Is it physically capable of sex without serious injury? Is it willing to have sex with the other person?". If the answer to all questions is "yes" for both people, go go sex.

I know people make the "But if ur under 18 muh hormones make rational decision making impossible, and thus any agreements unethical!" and to that I say:
>implying adults ever make rational decisions

On the subject of age, it's kind of weird how Allison treat Charlotte when they're both 19.

I guess Charlotte's cuteness and innocence is to blame for that.

>>37176270
Her ara ara factor is just that high.

>>37176260
Oh, Coercion is bad and Intentionally drugging / tiring / stressing people to affect their decision making abilities is bad too.
Plus, relationships with people in direct authority over you (Guardians, Older family members, Bosses, Teachers) is a bad idea because if the relationship goes bad, you're stuck with someone in power over you who doesn't like you.

But if it comes to "Kids don't know what they're doing, and in their hormonal state they make dumb decisions" that's the entire point of being kids, the entire point of hormones, and honestly about 50% of the point of sex is adventure anyway. It's fun.

>>37176328
Does Theresa know Charlotte's younger sister has a crush on her?
If not, have Mina tell her that.

I wanna go hang at Gabrielle's other house for a bit, before going home and going to school.

OH FUCK WE WERE SO BUSY BEING LESBIAN THAT WE FORGOT OUR HOMEWORK
Mr. Connors is gonna kill us ...

>>37176328
Yeah, and the part where Mina treated Theresa like shit at the beginning of the quest won't make things awkward at all.

>>37176347
>Does Theresa know Charlotte's younger sister has a crush on her?
Cecile told her.

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"Yeah, yeah..." I sigh. "But only because I'm so nice."
"Sure you are," Mina says, rolling her eyes.
"What're you planning on doing after we leave here?" I ask.
"I -was- planning on hanging out with you guys for a while unless you were gonna run off to play doctor some more," she replies, "but then Theresa called so now I'm probably going to end up going to her house and yell at her for a while."
"Oh."
"I really hope that her Mom isn't there if I do end up going, though..." she sighs.
"How come?" Charlotte asks. "Cecile, Gabrielle and I ran into her at the hospital yesterday and she seemed pretty nice..."
"Oh, she is," Mina replies, "but I kind of went through a horrible breakup with her daughter with whom I used to do all the same crap that -you two- do so it's just a liiiiiitle bit awkward, you know?"
"Yeah, I get your point," I mumble.

I will never get used to hearing Mina talk about how she and Theresa used to be a thing...


>[1/?]

>>37176362
>Yeah, and the part where Mina treated Theresa like shit at the beginning of the quest won't make things awkward at all.
That's included in the "horrible breakup" part.

>>37176365
>[2/2]


BZZZT BZZZT BZZZT

"Crap," I mumble, "my phone..."

Bringing it out, I see that I just got sent a new text message.

From Irene.

"Just spotted the Branch Holder that we think is the serial killer," the message reads. "You were right, the Branch is White Crystal. Archibald and I are tailing them, any assistance is appreciated. -Irene"

The next message she sent me is the intersection that they're on, as well as a picture to go along with it just in case...


>what do I do?

>>37176414
Mina, Charlotte, let's go. Call Theresa, she might want in on this. Autobots roll out!

>>37176421
Yeah, this.

>>37176414
Well, we did promise to help.
Time to go REMOVE some bitch maybe.

>>37176414
Explain what's going down, say you're going to help.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mK2Se1bn6w


>writing

>>37176414
Reply in the affirmative (dear god CC keep it short), tell Mina and Char that shit is going down, and get moving.

>>37176504
The last time you included a youtube video it was for the duel, I think.

This can't be good.

>>37176524
Crash

>>37176524
Well, we already figured out the murder is Monique, so that's no surprise.

"Mina. Charlotte," I say, holding up my phone so that they can see.
"What's up?" Mina asks as she looks at the screen... and then starts to scowl. "Shit."

With no hesitation at all, Mina hops out of her seat and gathers up her garbage.

"You're coming, right?" Mina asks. "Because I sure as am."
"Yeah," I nod. "Charlotte?"
"........." she hesitates. "Are you sure that you want to be helping -them- out?" she asks. "I mean, this is their job but you bear no responsibility to help them, not to mention that it's sure to be dangerous."
"I don't know about you," Mina says, glancing back at her, "but I ain't about to just stand by while there's some sick fuck going around murdering people. You can stay back if you want, though..." and then she turns to me. "Cecile?"


>how do I respond?

>>37176594
"Mina, call Theresa, she'll want to come. I'm going for it. Charlotte, you don't have to come if you don't want, but if these guys are rivals to Mr. Gauthier you may need to fight them eventually. Make sure Gabby is safe, yeah?"

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>>37176594
"You have my, errr... light-thingy."

>>37176594
>Call Theresa
CC has a ranged branch. She can just stay at range with Char there to protect here.

Minimal risk and still helping to catch a killer.

>writing

We're going to fight him all at once. Meaning he's definitely going to kick our asses.

>>37176676
It's not actually one guy, but three midgets in a trenchcoat. We're gonna get BTFO.

Not even joking, that would be a legitimate way to gain the upper hand in Branch fights, three Branch-using little people and you only get one synapse ping because they're all standing in the same spot.

Just caught up from being 7 threads behind.
MAN did you guys not hold back with the lewd.

Buuut it's 5 am where I am so I guess I'll be reading this in the archive as well.

"Call Theresa," I say as I get up from my seat. "She'll probably want to come."
"Alright," Mina nods.

And then I turn to Charlotte.

"You don't have to come if you don't want to..." I say.
"Damn it, Cecile," Charlotte growls. "You know I'm not about to just sit here while you run out into a dangerous situation."
"And that's why I love you," I say, kissing her on the cheek as I follow Mina outside the store.

I can hear her grumbling complaints as she tails the two of us.

It's about fifteen minutes away on foot between here and the place that Irene specified in her text message... I'd like to call a cab, but this is a dangerous situation so that's not exactly viable right now.

As we move along, I bring out my phone and send Irene a message.

"on the way, bringing friends," I type out.


>[1/?]

>>37176715

Look at CC, making an effort with texting.

>>37176715

"Shit," Mina growls. "Stupid Theresa..."
"What's wrong?" I ask. "She can't make it?"
"No, she's not even answering her phone," she replies. "And the only time she ever doesn't have that on her is when she's out playing 'master thief.'"

......just great.

"Well the three of us should be enough backup," I say. "Maybe."
"Let's hope so," Mina replies.

even without that which does not exist, you do not waver

excellent

do not hold back when the threat shows itself

the sun has set

but that does not matter

the threat will be removed


>[2/?]

>>37176715
>>37176732
"otw w/ frends 2"

"We're getting close," Charlotte says. "I just got a Synapse."
"Good," Mina nods.

This is the part of town where I never really go... lots of vacant office buildings and the like combined with the fact that there's also a lot of criminal activity around here kind of ensured that.

Not to mention that this is really close to where we got brought after we were kidn- OW

"You feel that?" Mina asks.
"Yeah," I nod.

Just as the three of us go quiet, we can hear voices in the distance...

"Get away!" a man shouts. "Get the fuck away or I'll shoot!"
"Go ahead and try," a female voice replies. "Like those things did a lot of good for your buddies who I've already killed."
"So it was you..."
"Of course," she laughs. "So what, you think that hiring some Branch-for-hire could actually stop me? I already know they're on the way."


>[3/?]

>>37176805
Archibald and Sun-Mi?

>>37176805
>[4/4]

Gunshots.

And screaming.

"M..." the man whimpers. "...my hand..."
"Like I said," the woman laughs, "those things don't mean shit to me."
"STOP RIGHT THERE!" another man shouts. I recognize this voice.

It's Archibald.

"Just wait a few minutes and I'll take care of you," the woman says. "I'm busy."
"Shut the hell up!" Archibald shouts. "Now back away from that man right now!"
"What the hell are those... triangles? Doritos?"

A serialkiller had the same mode of thought as I did. I feel sick.

"Why the hell does ever-"
"Cut it out, Archibald," Irene says.
"And who the hell are you?" the woman asks. "You look kind of like that bitch Katrine, but you're too young..."
"My name is Irene," she replies. "And under my sister's orders, I've been sent here by the Tree of Life to put a stop your murders... fourth of the Qliphoth!"

They should be just around this corner...


>rush in
>stand back for now

>>37176881
Twist the light to see them.

>fourth of the Qliphoth!
Aren't those guys like, super evil and super badass?

>>37176881
>stand back for now

Look around the corner, we have light powers and all that. Prepare to blind the serial killer at a key moment.

>>37176805
Hello, White Crystal. The cold ice in which all is frozen, or whatever (Fill me in, Over-chan)

We're not here to kill you, but we ARE here to protect the innocent. Are the people you've been killing guilty of something?

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>>37176881
All right ladies, she got cold powers.
Tanks up the front, Casters in the back, retreat if you get wounded, and remember that cold can permanently cripple your squishyparts.

>>37176881
>>37176894
Fucking this, we should be able to instant mirror around the corner.

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>>37176907
>We're not here to kill you

Bullshit we aren't. That person is obviously way more dangerous, unstable, and determined that the previous goons we fried.

>writing

>>37176881
>stand back for now

Start charging our laser.

Silently motioning for the others to stop, I take hold of the light that's around the alley and bend it towards my own eyes.

I can see Irene standing in front of Archibald, she's pointing at... oh shit.

It's the girl with pink hair that we saved from the sleepy hand guy last night.


>[1/?]

>>37176951
Of course it is. And I forgot about that gal too.

>>37176951
Fuck/10

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>>37176951

As I internally curse myself for being so stupid as to let a SERIAL MURDERER loose, I hear Charlotte clicking her teeth... and then notice Rhaccy flying overhead. I guess she's using him to do the same thing as what I'm doing.

"Jessica Monell, age 26," Irene says. "You were one of the ten people who betrayed the Tree of Life..."
"Would you get lost if I told you that it was for a good reason?" Jessica asks. "Because it's not like I'm killing random innocents here..."
"That's what it looks like to me," she replies.
"Oh no," she shakes her head. "no no no. These pieces of shit are the remnants of the Mafia family that let my poor sweet Leo get killed... they failed him, and for that I'm gonna kill every last one of them."

I feel sick.

"And once I'm done with them, I'll find whoever it was that murdered Leo and make them die every bit as painfully as Leo did," Jessica says.


>[2/?]

>>37177001
>"And once I'm done with them, I'll find whoever it was that murdered Leo and make them die every bit as painfully as Leo did,"
That was me.
[REMOVE]

>>37177001
I can already see it. Once we'll have killed this chick we'll have to face her brother, then her brother's best friend, then her brother's best friend's mother, then...

>>37177001
>[3/3]


"And once I'm done with them, I'll find whoever it was that murdered Leo and make them die every bit as painfully as Leo did," Jessica says.

"I bet you guys were celebrating that, weren't you," Jessica asks. "A member of the Qliphoth gets killed and you assholes didn't even have to lift a finger..."

The man who Jessica had attacked tries to take advantage of the opening caused by her chatting to get away... but he falls on his face just as he started running.

"Stop!" Irene shouts as she starts to run in, but it's too late.

Like it's nothing at all, Jessica materializes a long spear of ice from her hand and runs the man through just as he gets back on his feet.


>run in now
>wait

>>37177036
>Rev up those laserbeams, cause I'm sure hungry for charred serial killer.
Don't even give her a chance to fight back.

>>37177036
>run in now

I'm starting to understand why Over-Chan is so paranoid. We really have to remove the weeds ourself before they come for us. And it's never ever over until they're all dead.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

>>37177036
>run in now

>>37177036
CC needs to gather as much light as she can before going in.
Charlotte can do whatever she thinks is a good idea.
Mina is ready quickly. She should either send in her armor immediately while hiding herself, or armor up and go immediately.


To explain this plan: CC is the hidden trump because she can unleash a very powerful attack as a suprise move if prepared properly. We just need to keep the girl busy in the meantime.

It seems that arch's ice-themed characters are very bad at keeping their cool.

>>37177079

Seriously, they should learn to chill.

>>37177084
Maybe we could them by breaking the ice.

>>37177036
>run in now
"Leo was a member of Qliphoth?"

>>37177036
>wait

>writing

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"Dammit, you..." Irene growls. "ARCHIBALD!"
"Got it!" Archibald shouts back.

Her fangs bared, Irene races toward the pink-haired murderer, but Jessica doesn't even look concerned. Casually, she flexes the fingers of one hand seconds before another ice spear materializes in it... and then she launches it directly at Irene's face.

With a sound like broken glass, the spear shatters against a massive green shield formed from Archibald's triangles. Irene doesn't waste the change in momentum at all, moving right through the shield as it breaks up and the triangles that comprised it reform into a pair of gauntlets around her fists.

THUD

The sheer force of Irene's punch sends Jessica flying into the air... just as the three of us race in to the alley where the fighting's taking place.


>[1/?]

>>37177135
CC: Blind her.
Charlotte: Buff your resistance to Ice. No doubt you got at least ONE cold weather animal.
Mina: Tank duty. Try to grab her with your armor or restrain her, or at least interpose the armor between her and anyone else.
Doritos: Construct another shield
Irene: Go for the least risky melee attacks you can

Remember guys, bossfight.
Buffs, Debuffs, and Defense until buffs and debuffs are up.

>>37177171
>Charlotte: Buff your resistance to Ice. No doubt you got at least ONE cold weather animal.

She probably needs the animal to be physically present to modify her attributes.

OTOH Mina seems like a good counter to that power. Power armors probably offer a precious protection against cold shards.

>>37177171
>>37177187
There are animals resistant to being stabbed by ice? Maybe a turtle shell would work, but that has nothing to do with ice.

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>>37177158
>[2/2]

Pulling out my keychain to charge up a laser, I take the rear while Charlotte moves in front of me and Mina races ahead of both of us. I guess she's trying to act as a second front-line attacker.

Lifelessly, Jessica's body falls to the ground while the gaultlets dissolve from around Irene's hands.

"Looks like we didn't need extra help after all," Irene says as she carefully steps towards her fallen opponent. Even though she has a strong Branch, her body's no different from any oth-"
"NO!" Mina shrieks as an ice spear juts from the ground and forces its way right through Irene's chest. She immediately grabs it and breaks it off, but the damage is done... she's bleeding heavily as she staggers backwards.

"Irene!!" Archibald screams, running to her side just as Mina runs past the two of them.


>what should I do?

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>>37177227
remove

>>37177227
Is there even any point in asking?
Might as well ask what colours we want her ashes to be.

>>37177227
Laser the bitch. At the very least set her on fire.

>>37177227
Use our lasers on Jessica while she's immobile.

I'm more concerned about how we're gonna keep Irene from bleeding too much.

>>37177227

This is what we get for not listening to overshine, and hesitating.

>>37177227
Distort Jessica's vision of distant targets. Refract the light.

We've got 3 melee dudes, 1 summoner, and 1 lightmage. She's pretty explicitly a ranged attacker. By distorting images past melee range, we take the advantage.

>>37177227
Blind Jessica, make a globe of darkness around her head if it amuses us, so she can't follow that up effectively.

Then laser the fuck out of her.

CLIFFHANGER END!

Haven't been able to do one of these in a while... hope you guys enjoyed it as much as I did.
as always, being irene is suffering

Next thread will be Monday night, witha return to Princess Guard.


And now question time.

>>37177227
Is Irene stupid? I thought she has done this sort of stuff before?

>>37177297

Does irene have some healing factor we don't know about, or is she dead dead deadski?

>>37177297
Cheers.

Could Archibald use his triangles to make a discoball?

>>37177297
>as always, being irene is suffering
This is why you always double tap
Has she seen Zombieland?

>>37177299
>Is Irene stupid? I thought she has done this sort of stuff before?
She has, but people typically don't get up when she hits them as hard as she did there.
she's also kind of careless when it comes to her own safety

>>37177315
>Does irene have some healing factor we don't know about, or is she dead dead deadski?
She was stabbed in the right side of her chest, righr next to her shoulder. She's pretty badly hurt but she isn't dead yet.

>>37177320
>Could Archibald use his triangles to make a discoball?
Doing things like that is actually part of how he trains his Branch ability.

>>37177325
>Has she seen Zombieland?
No.


And now I sleep. Thanks for playing!
For further questioning:
http://ask.fm/Maou_Zenigame

>>37175473
I went to sleep, Theresa did a good deed and now evil is mad.

>>37176131
There is science for that.