>>37243700
Links as per usual:
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>>37243700
>Organize your pack in preparation for the attack

>>37243700
>Organize your pack and the Wargriders in preparation for the attack

>>37243700
>>Ask Ya'zar for any advice on fighting Gaunts

>>37243700
>Ask Ya'zar for any advice on fighting Gaunts

>>37243700
>there isn't enough time
Not even for a "Weaknesses?" "They're weak to x, y, and z."?
Oh well, I hope we'll at least have time to ask while fighting/before they arrive in earnest.
>Organize your pack and the Wargriders in preparation for the attack
They have a camp, let's use it as a base for now.
Are they coming from one location? If so, spread out a bit in an arc so they can't surround the camp.
Once upon us, try for the head, if it doesn't work we'll figure something out.

>>37243700
>>Organize your pack in preparation for the attack

>>37243700
Whatever we do, include a quick prayer to Zul'orok Zhar.

>>37243700
>>Organize your pack in preparation for the attack
Locals can organize themselves and probably know what to do since this isn't their first time.

>>37243748
Modifying this a bit.
Let's have a healthy Wargrider towards the front line if they have any, or tell them to at least shout out their weaknesses or something.
If head doesn't work, then try and cripple, they may be scary undead orcs, but they shouldn't be able to do much without any limbs.
Don't get in close when not necessary, this is the abyss after all.
Tell our orcs to feel them out first, they might be the tricky kind, don't get reckless unless we give them permission.

>>37243830
I'm curious, do we have the crown?

>>37243857
Not with you, no.

>>37243869
probably a healthy decision at this point

>>37243857
I have been having some concerns about that, but I neglected to ask because I trust Lordy.
We better not be wearing that damn crown.
Also we are NOT wearing it in a pinch AGAINST THE ABYSS.
I'd be less decisive about this if it was just against some orcs or elves or something, but not when it's the fucking abyss.
Also confirmed to have CONSEQUENCES if worn for too long, how long is not defined, but it was in response to "what would happen if we kept wearing the crown?" "[...] not saying there wouldn't be CONSEQUENCES if you kept wearing it, though.

>>37243700
>>Ask Ya'zar for any advice on fighting Gaunts
>>Organize your pack and the Wargriders in preparation for the attack

>>37243700
Ask

>>37243898
>what is reading

>>37243700
>>Ask Ya'zar for any advice on fighting Gaunts

At least, I don't get to miss your quest when I'm home sick warlord.

>>37243952
>when I'm home sick

You and me both, anon.

Looks like asking advice wins.

Writing.

kek
Broken again?
Of course it happens right when OWQ starts.

“Ya'zar, you've fought these things before, how do we kill them?” you growl, your pack and the Wargriders gathering themselves into some semblance of order as the few archers in the Wargrider clan nock their bows and let fly arrows into the advancing enemy.

“They're fast, and stronger than you'd think from those skinny bodies. You want to get inside the chest if you can, or sever the spine, that's where the core is, they'll keep coming even if you take off the limbs or head.”

You grunt in acknowledgement as the arrows strike the Gaunts, most only nicking the emaciated things, though one or two pulp a limb, and one of the Gaunts goes down as the arrow punches through the ribcage.

“Oh, and whatever you do, don't let them bite you,” Ya'zar explains, giving his sword a practice swing as his ancient warg hunches down, ears back, fur spiked up along the back, giving a low growl.

The archers only get time for one more volley, taking down a couple more of the Gaunts, before the first of them reach your warriors. It's hard to count exact numbers, but you'd say there's at least twenty of them, probably more.

“Zul'orok Zhar, make me as Iron, that I may crush the abyssal spawn beneath my boot,” you mutter to yourself, as one of the Gaunts lunges at you with a bone spear, giving a hoarse, rattling cry. It will be hard to close on him while he has the range, and the Gaunt is holding a shield in his off-hand.

>Disarm it of the spear
>Dodge inside its range and strike
>Try to draw it forward so that your packmates can gang up on it

>>37244097
Seems to be working for now, but be sure and keep an eye on my twitter so I can let you all know the plan if it goes down for real.

>>37244126
>Dodge inside its range and strike
Our Axe can end this CLEAVE!

>>37244126
>Dodge inside its range and strike
Can we scream what we learned?

>>37244126
>>Dodge inside its range and strike

>>37244158
Ya'zar said it loud enough for people to hear.

>>37244097
Huh, okay, I guess maybe not.
Wonder what Chuckles is talking about.
>>37244126
>cut off its hand
>crush its chest
I wonder if we'll be able to wear iron gauntlets, bless them with Zul'orok Zhar's powers, and rekt abyssal scum with just hand-to-hand combat.

>>37244126
>Try to draw it forward so that your packmates can gang up on it

>>37244176
Probably a temporary hiccup.

>>37244126
>>Dodge inside its range and strike

>>37244126
>Disarm it of the spear

>>37244126
>Dodge
Spear is fine, bite is bad. It's weird if we leave the ghoul with the spear it's less likely to bite

>>37244126
>>Disarm it of the spear

Do we have a second weapon that's short enough to use in close combat?
To stick in its mouth so it can't bite us or something, like an improvised should/whatever.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

Lets see if the dice gods will be merciful.

>>37244236
You only invite disappointing by trying to know their will.
Their plans are not to be sought by mortals.

Dodging inside his reach wins.

>Roll 1d20


>>37244235
You have a dagger about your person, yes.

Honestly I'm considering giving you all the option of a magical one-handed weapon soon (maybe something bastard sword sized so you can switch between one and two handing it), to give you more options in combat, bigass greataxes are cool and all, but they feel kind of limiting to me when writing stuff up.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>37244266

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>37244266

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>37244266

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>37244266
Nah man, just make it so once we get one of our wargods' blessings, we can one-hand our axe.
I wouldn't want to let go of our cutie.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>37244293
Damn, wish this could've been in time.
>>37244269
But I guess that's not SO bad.

>>37244266
Cleaving weapons like great axes should be great for targeting an opponents center mass and dealing devastating amounts of damage.

>>37244293
>one-hand our axe
That does sound awesome, I have to admit.
I'm also fairly sure our great-axe can double as a shield as well.

You wait for the Gaunt to thrust again, ducking to one side and winding up for a big swing. The greataxe arcs through the air with devastating force, but the Gaunt manages to get its shield up just in time, your axe splits the hide shield in two, the force shattering the arm of the Gaunt. The Gaunt staggers back, fragments of shield, shattered bone and scraps of dried flesh crumbling to the ground, but the Gaunt keeps coming. Its withered mouth opens wide, a pale, bloated tongue tipped with a lamprey-like mouth erupting from between cracked teeth, a pair of twitching mandibles tearing through the paper-thin flesh of the creature's cheeks as they burst forth.

It launches itself at you with a clumsy thrust, almost as if baiting you to attack.

>You can take it, go offensive, smash it before it can put its plan into action
>Hold your ground and stay on the defensive
>Shatter the spear, disarm it

My vote for a mighty huge bone bow.

>>37244412
>Shatter the spear, disarm it

>>37244412
>Shatter the spear, disarm it

>>37244412
>You can take it, go offensive, smash it before it can put its plan into action
>>37244414
Might be a good idea.

>>37244412
>>Hold your ground and stay on the defensive

>>37244412
>Hold your ground and stay on the defensive
We got all night baby.

>>37244412
>Hold your ground and stay on the defensive

>>37244414
Do you mean a long bow?

>>37244412
>Shatter the spear, disarm it

>>37244412
>>Hold your ground and stay on the defensive

>>37244412
>>Hold your ground and stay on the defensive
No playing games, this is extermination, not combat as a pastime.

>>37244469
oh shit I forgot about my name sorry

Defensive tactics win.

>Roll 1d20


>>37244489
YOU HAVE RUINED MY QUEST FOREVER! THREAD OVER, EVERYONE OUT!

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>37244574

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>37244574

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>37244574

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>37244574
IM SORRY ;_;

>>37244585
>>37244578
hahahahahaha

>>37244578
>>37244585
Yes~
Do we kill it, Lordy?

Thank you Zul'orok Zhar.

>>37244414
horn is better

>>37244585
Aww yeah, First 20 of mine :D

>>37244414
>not bow made from ancient magic tree with string from some part of Slaggyr

You hold your ground, waiting until the Gaunt is almost upon you to knock aside its spear thrust with the flat of your axe. The creature drops the spear, its twitching mandibles outstretched as it lunges in to sink its teeth into your shoulder, only to catch the haft of your axe in its face, sending it crashing back to the ground with a frustrated rattle.

You give the thing no time to regain its balance, bringing the axe up and slamming it down into the Gaunt's chest in a heavy blow, splitting through bone and dessicated organs. A gout of sickly yellowish ooze seeps from the wound, the Gaunt claws at your axe, but you wrench the blade free and it slumps to the ground, the green light fading from its hollow eyes.

You look around you to survey the battle, one of your warriors and two of the Wargriders are dead, but so are several more of the Gaunts. The battle is not going great, considering how much you want to conserve your warriors, but you're certainly winning it.

You spot Ya'zar and his old warg holding back a pair of the Gaunts, acting in perfect unison. For all the clicks and groans of its ancient body, the warg is still a force to be reckoned with, smashing Gaunts to the ground under its bulk, snapping bones and tearing off limbs as Ya'zar goes for the killing blow.

The one issue you're seeing is that your forces and the Wargrider ones are acting independently so far, which is allowing the enemy to separate you into two more managable groups. You could try to organize a combined defense, but that is provided that the Wargriders will listen to a more-or-less unknown commander in the thick of battle.

>Wade back into the fighting and leave them to it
>Try to rally all the orcs into a unified defense

>>37244779
>Try to rally all the orcs into a unified defense
Need these guys alive.

>>37244779
>Try to rally all the orcs into a unified defense

>>37244779
>>Try to rally all the orcs into a unified defense
We are a chief, not some brainless brute.

>>37244779
>>Try to rally all the orcs into a unified defense

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>37244779
>>Try to rally all the orcs into a unified defense

>>37244779
>Try to rally all the orcs into a unified defense
leadership is what a chief is made of.

>>37244823
ffs

>>37244779
>Rally!

Dude. I will say that I'm liking these side characters you make Warlord. It makes me sad when we kill/lose some of them.

Rallying the orcs wins.

>Roll 1d20
>and feel free to write-in anything you want to say while rallying.

>>37244920
Thank you anon, you've done a pretty good job keeping them alive so far though.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>37244946

>>37244946

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>37244946

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>37244946
my time to shine!

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>37244946
>All of you who consider themselves orcs, listen up.
>tell our clan their weakness and dangers if they don't know yet
>help each other out, don't let them surround you, there's more of us here and we will not be eradicated by abyss scum

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>37244946

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>37244946
D'oh. I fugged it up.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>37244946
We can do this

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>37244946
Form up and fight as one or die alone, we get split up they divide us and win !

Rolled 10 (1d20)

Time for dem write ins people.

>>37244977
>10 seconds too late

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>37244946
>Orcs, to me close ranks, aim for the chest, and don't let them bite you! Zul'orok Zhar guides our blades today!

>>37244958
>>37244972
>>37244973
ow shiet.

>>37245007
Well I guess there goes our luck.
Who the fuck pissed off the dice gods?

>>37245028
We needed a write in to appease them look at>>37244977
>>37244985
>>37245001

>>37245028
>Implying the dice gods aren't Abyssal Lords.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>37245028
Warlord is generous with write ins, so as long as we have enough we could still pas this roll.

>>37245047
Ohhhhhh.

Failing the rally roll doesn't seem too bad. We'll probably accrue more losses than if we had passed it, but I'd rather fail this roll then the one where the gaunt was trying to bite us.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>37245082
or you can do a write in.

Writing.

>>37245109
Eh, my creative juices aren't flowing at the moment.

>>37245047
Clearly, we must channel Zul'orok Zhar, in that case.
>Wargriders! Follow me, if you want your people to survive!
>Form a perimeter, space out but don't leave anyone alone!
>They are too weak to take us head on, outsmart them, and overwhelm!
>Be mindful of their tongues!
>Today, the abyss gets a taste of the might of the orcish gods once again.
Direct them until they get in the groove, then we can start killing shit as well. Don't keep their clan members separately from our own.
>>37245082
>being fine with losing orcs if we can avoid it
>>37245112
I hope you'll still count this one if it'll provide bonuses!

“To me, close ranks, strike for the chest and let Zul'orok Zhar guide your blades,” you roar, but unfortunately it is only your own warriors to heed the call, starting to close up ranks while the Wargriders continue as before.

You growl, searching for Ya'zar, but he seems too busy fending off Gaunts. He is doing a good job despite his injured arm, but not good enough to issue commands at the same time.

You find yourself alongside Ya'zada as she lays into one of the Gaunts with her axe, reducing the unfortunate creature to a pulp as she batters straight through the limbs to get at the chest.

“The Wargriders are too tired to hold off the Gaunts alone, Ur, we could fight our way over to them if they won't listen, force them to fight alongside us,” she shouts over the din of battle.

You consider her suggestion as you fend off another Gaunt of your own, you could fight over to the Wargriders so that you can fight alongside them, but that would put your own warriors at more risk now that the Gaunts have had time to widen the gap between you.

>Fight to the Wargriders
>Hold your ground

>>37245264
Fight to the Wargriders. I just realized they are the warg riders and not the war girders. That makes much more sense

>>37245264
>Fight to the Wargriders

>>37245264
>Fight to the Wargriders
obvious is obvious.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>37245264
>Fight to the Wargriders

>>37245264
>>Fight to the Wargriders

>>37245287
Yeah, it doesn't work so well all as one word, all the more reason to bring them into your clan so they can be Stonetusks.

>>37245264
Fight to the Wargriders.
Our warriors also fight to the Wargriders.

>>37245264
>Fight to the Wargriders
Poor showing if we abandon our recruits now.

>>37245264

>Fight to the Wargriders

>>37245264
>Fight to the Wargriders

>tfw my write-ins weren't good enough to get the Wargriders too
What modifier did you count the write-ins as, Lordy?
What was the DC?

>>37245347
DC was high since you were trying to order around complete strangers in the thick of battle. I gave a slight boost because the writeins were decent, but it wasn't enough to pull it up to a success from the 10 you rolled.

>>37245304
I really don't like our names either. Stonetusks isn't an intimidating name. Its rather generic for an orc tribe. We need to change it to something Ur'shal does that's really sick. Like if we kill that dragon, we need to call ourselves the Dragonkillers or something.

>>37245374
We don't need silly names, when we are The Horde

>>37245374
alternatively the dragonlayers

>>37245426
I was about to agree that dragonslayers sounds better than dragonkillers, but then I read your post carefully.

Fighting to the Wargriders it is.

>Roll 1d20


>>37245426
You'll get your chance

>>37245426
>dragonLayers
[spoilers]<3[/spoilers]

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>37245441

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>37245441

WEEE!

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>37245441

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>37245441

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>37245441

Rolled 3 (1d20)

We fight together brothers!

>>37245471
>>37245459
>>37245454


Ahhhhhhhhh yesh. Its that time of the quest.

Oh dear.

Writing.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>37245441

>>37245471
your not allowed to fap anymore this mouth

>>37245503
Its ok Warlord. We won't hold it against you.

>>37245441
By axe or spear we will conquer the dragon

>>37245441
Is she in the south? Alterantively, does Slaggyr have a daughter or what? Because I'm not okay with having one of our females breed with him, we should be the first of our clan to father a half-dragon.
>>37245454
>>37245459
>>37245471
Man, you guys suck.
>>37245503
>not waiting for write-ins
Man, what the fuck.

>>37245526
I'l just not roll anymore, I got the 20 before and 4 now so I'd like to say I balanced it out

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>>37245426
>>37245448

I'm in. Let's find us a sugar momma dragon or something to take out that whelp.

>>37245576
>not presenting the head of an earth dragon to a cutie dragon chick as a mating gift

>>37245503
You better not kill us or Ya'zada.

>>37245616
Or what, you won't post anymore?

“Cut a path to the Wargriders,” you roar to your pack, as you start to wade into the Gaunts. It starts out well, pushing back towards your allies, who are being forced further back onto the defensive by the relentless undead.

You hear a roar of pain off to your right, and discover to your horror that another group of Gaunts has emerged from the wastes, hitting your pack's flank just as you started to push your attack. One of your warriors goes down under a flurry of blows from a steel axe, another roaring in pain as a Gaunt latches onto his neck with its tongue, mandibles punching through muscle and flesh.

“Fuck, what now, Ur?” Ya'zada shouts, as your pack suddenly finds itself pressed from two sides.

>Focus on defense, the Wargriders will have to wait until you've fended off this attack.
>Have Ya'zada switch to guarding the flank with some of your warriors as the rest push forwards.
>Switch to guarding the flank with some of your warriors as Ya'zada leads the rest in pushing forwards.
>Keep pushing for the Wargriders with everything you've got, ignore the flanking attack.

>>37245651
>>Switch to guarding the flank with some of your warriors as Ya'zada leads the rest in pushing forwards.

>>37245651
>Focus on defense, the Wargriders will have to wait until you've fended off this attack.

>>37245651
>>Switch to guarding the flank with some of your warriors as Ya'zada leads the rest in pushing forwards.

>>37245651
>Switch to guarding the flank with some of your warriors as Ya'zada leads the rest in pushing forwards.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>37245651
>>Switch to guarding the flank with some of your warriors as Ya'zada leads the rest in pushing forwards

>>37245651

>Have Ya'zada switch to guarding the flank with some of your warriors as the rest push forwards

Still try to group up. Its the smartest decision. If we can gather with the warg riders and push back to Yazada we can make it through this.

Shout to the warg riders. Get their attention. Make sure they know we're grouping up.

>>37245651
>Have Ya'zada switch to guarding the flank with some of your warriors as the rest push forwards.
Musclemilf, i trust you.

>>37245651
>Have Ya'zada switch to guarding the flank with some of your warriors as the rest push forwards.

>>37245651
Let Ya'zada decide which she does, we'll do the other.

>>37245651
>>Switch to guarding the flank with some of your warriors as Ya'zada leads the rest in pushing forwards.

She's good at charging attacks, I assume, and we're bigger so we can hold the flank better.

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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>37245651
>>Switch to guarding the flank with some of your warriors as Ya'zada leads the rest in pushing forwards.


>>37245601
>>not presenting the head of an earth dragon to a cutie dragon chick as a mating gift

Yeah, you're right. We need to kill him then present his head to a dragoness he pissed off.

So Ya'zada's leading the push as you defend the flank then.

>Roll 2d20

Rolled 8, 6 = 14 (2d20)

>>37245883

Rolled 2, 20 = 22 (2d20)

>>37245883

Dont fucking die.

Rolled 3, 11 = 14 (2d20)

>>37245883

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>37245883
"Push through! Assist our new allys Ya'zada I will hold the flank."
"Come warriors. We will not die here, forgotten and destroyed by undead horrors. Follow your chieftain to glory and Victory! [Spoiler]Lok'tar Ogar![/Spoiler]>>37245724

>>37245889
>>37245893
>>37245894


Well at least one of us isn't fucking dying.

>>37245889
You better not have injured muscletits, anon.
>>37245893
At least we do well.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>37245894
>>37245893
>>37245889
Jesus muscle tits, did shit.

>>37245898
I'll just stop rolling and writing.

Rolled 17, 8 = 25 (2d20)

>>37245883
and then we all died.

>>37245917
>>37245920
It's her own lack of depth perception that made her do poorly.

Rolled 2, 20 = 22 (2d20)

>>37245982
Too little too late

“Ya'zada, keep pushing towards the Wargriders, I'll hold the flank,” you shout.

Ya'zada shouts back an acknowledgement as you push through to the flank, laying into the Gaunts with your axe. You slice the head from one, bringing the axe down onto its chest as it staggers from the blow. Another lunges at you with a curved blade, and you sever it at the elbow, caving in the ribcage with a couple of well-placed blows. Your warriors rally behind you, quickly turning the tide on the flanking Gaunts, tearing through them with brutal efficiency.

With the flank secured you turn your attention back to the push, progress is slow, the Gaunts putting up a vicious fight as they seek to keep your two groups separated. The Wargriders are slowly being wittled down, and your own force has lost another warrior in the melee. You see Ya'zada slice through a Gaunt, the body falling away from the legs. She goes to finish it off, only for a particularly large Gaunt to step in to attack her, swinging a great spiked flail. Your mate ducks and weaves the thrashing metal, unable to get a solid blow on the creature as it keeps its sturdy shield between her and its body.

She lashes out, her axe tangling with the flail, she wrenches the weapon free of the Gaunt, which gives a frustrated groan. Ya'zada's look of triumph quickly turns to a roar of pain though, as the Gaunt she bisected earlier sinks its jaws into her calf.

The large gaunt pulls a curved dagger from its tattered belt, forcing Ya'zada to defend even as its crawling comrade's mandibles sink into her flesh.

>Attack the Gaunt biting her
>Attack the large Gaunt
>Ya'zada can handle herself, continue to push forwards

>>37246126
>>>Attack the Gaunt biting her
MUSCLETITS WAIFU WILL NOT DIE

>>37246126
Attack the large Gaunt.

Damn, is our sexy one-tusk, one-eyed mucle waifu about to be one-legged too. damn, time for orc katawa shoujo.

>>37246126
Attack the large

one-legged waifu coming soon

>>37246126
>Attack the large Gaunt

>>37246126
>>Throw the dagger at the gaunt biting her and rush towards the big gaunt.

hope Ur's a good thrower.

>>37246126
>Attack the large Gaunt
She's already bitten, take out that large mofo while he's distracted

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>37246126
We finish here, and go back to camp, get Ku'zag to take care of Ya'zada.
It's probably poisoned.

>>37246126
Kill the biting Gaunt

>>37246164
Or converted into one of these things.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>37246126
>Attack the large Gaunt

>>37246201
Muscletits evolves into Zombietits?

>>37246201
Huh. You're right. Our mate might actually die. Maybe thats the reason we don't put women on the front lines

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>37246182
Can we do this, Lordy?

>>37246126
>Ya'zada can handle herself, continue to push forwards

>>37246126
Welp, looks like Ya'zada just got Worf'ed

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>37246126
>>Attack the Gaunt biting her
Ugh, what was the one thing Ya'zar said? don't get bit. I guess we had to many characters that started with a Y, and this is our first waifu lost.

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>>37246299
What a shame

Seeing a lot of votes for attacking the big gaunt.

Also, since >>37246182 and >>37246260
asked, do you want to try and throw your dagger at the biting one before you attack?

It will make the rolls a bit harder, since you're trying to do two things quickly, but it will allow you to attack both.

>Yes
>No

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>37246299
I will be very disappointed in Lordy if he made a 8 be instadeath for a veteran warrior against not!ghouls/zombies.
AND our strongest waifu as well.
I just refuse to believe it.

>>37246343
>>No

>>37246343
>No

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>37246343
>Yes

>>37246343
>No

>>37246343
No.

>>37246343
>no

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>37246343
>>>Yes
Can't let that stay inside her any longer.

>>37246343
>Yes

>>37246343
Yes. Time for nat 20

>>37246343
>>No
We'll let her deal with the little thing

>>37246343
>No
Not worth it

>>37246343
>no
for what purpose ?

>>37246372
>>37246374
>voting to possibly sacrifice muscletits
As expected of namefags, bad decisions all around.
>>37246404
To get the poison out of her????

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>37246343
>>No

>>37246347
It'll result in an infection of some form.
These zombies had to come from some were, also to note that it'll be a hard time getting any bitten to the shaman before they die.

Most likely we will have to take her leg off if things get dire, Though this would probably crush her spirit.

>>37246414
Ya'zar said don't let it bit you. Not, if it bites you, remove it as quickly as possible. If we take on the big guy, she can remove the smaller one herself.

>>37246414
it will not get it out of her

>>37246423
We are not amputating her leg.
We are taking her back, and she will get fixed.
SHE WILL.
Let me dream.
Also if you actually think cutting off a leg after the battle will stop the abyssal posion from spreading, that sounds really stupid to me.

>>37246414
making the dc higher. = always a bad choice.

>>37246451
Maybe Ya'zar will know what to do. So lets go get him.

>>37246468
Not if making the DC a bit higher can result in something much better than leaving it.

>>37246423
>probably crush her spirit.
all the better for her since she'll cause less problems that way and make her more fetishtastic of a waifu

>>37246485

Fuck you.

>>37246485
Hell no, muscletits is not for your crippled depression fetish, please control yourself.

Hope there's still a Wargrider clan to absorb, after this fight.

Looks like a pretty decisive no for that one.

So you're attacking the large Gaunt.

>Roll 2d20

Rolled 8, 19 = 27 (2d20)

>>37246523

Rolled 5, 12 = 17 (2d20)

>>37246523
Rollin'

Rolled 6, 1 = 7 (2d20)

>>37246523

Rolled 1, 13 = 14 (2d20)

>>37246512
We probably lost more than we gained, the dice fucked us over.
>>37246523
fuck this

Rolled 12, 19 = 31 (2d20)

>>37246523

Rolled 11, 6 = 17 (2d20)

>>37246523

>>37246542
fuck..again..

>>37246542
>>37246546
>>37246548


HAHA!

>>37246451
Depends on the infection.

Abyssal needs a vector, that may be present within the leg and thus removable, or it might be a poison which gets pumped to the heart = game over. But i doubt the later.

If we presume that they have laid some kind of focus/egg in the body via the tongue, then amputation will be viable to save her life. Still not something ide want to do personally, lets hope the warg rider chief is still alive to ask about the bite effects.

Rolled 20, 1 = 21 (2d20)

>>37246523
She a goner

Rolled 16, 4 = 20 (2d20)

>>37246523
let's see what happens now...

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>37246548
>>37246546
>>37246542
Jesus muscle tits is not catching a break,

>>37246542
>>37246546
>>37246548
Well, first roll's looking pretty sad

>>37246585
well at least Ur was not bit now that would be really bad

Rolled 12, 5 = 17 (2d20)

>hurr, no big dc, no big, we'll fail!
>hurr, I'd rather Ya'zada fail her roll against the one biting her
>hurr, so what if we would have passed the dc no problem, hurr

Rolled 9, 6 = 15 (2d20)

>>37246523
Lordy, how high would the DC have been for attacking both, and how would we have rolled?

>>37246609
this folks is the wild waifufag in his native feed gounds watch as he bitchs as his waifu dies to the undead
>>37246640
how would he know how we would have rolled

>>37246542
>>37246546
>>37246548
>faggots run to roll as quickly as possible and fuck it up

>>37246655
>how would he know how we would have rolled
The same way he'd know how to ask for dice.
I'm asking what dice we would've rolled, if it'd stay 2d20 or change.

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there shall be no waifu before /tg/, and her dice remind us of this...

Poor Trader Quest

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>37246706
?
>>37246701
how is this railroading?

>>37246684
o the way you worded it made it look like you were asking him what would have came up from our rolls
>>37246706
that was retards killing off their waifu

jesus fuck what happened in the last 10 posts

>>37246755
waifufags bitching and bad dierolls

>>37246550
If we can get Ya'zar that might be worth it. A good lieutenant is worth having a net loss of 1-5 orcs.

>>37246795
>waifufags
>literally talking about our in-quest waifu
Are you implying Ur wouldn't be damned upset if she died or got crippled?
Because if so, I imagine you're quite wrong.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>37246826
>damned upset
He only knew her for a day, he might be disappointment or miffed, but i doubt he would be upset.

>>37246826
IC she is a new mate that has been flying off the handle and pissing Ur off and we have known her for less then a week I think he would more mad about the fact that a breeding female died

>>37246862
>not upset that strong as fuck hot orc muscletits warrior who was probably pregnant with your kids is dead

Is there a more advantegeous defensive position? Somewhere where we would have backs to a wall?

>>37246826
Even if Ur isn't upset, I imagine the (former) Stormhowlers will be.

>>37246902
It's flat, open terrain, so no.

>>37246896
we only fucked her once
>>37246902
nope

>>37246826
he'll be bummed out for a little bit, but there's more waifu back home and in the future.....

So people seem to be assuming that Ya'zada was the one who rolled badly.

Generally I make Ur the first roll, the only reason I didn't last time is because I specifically said Ya'zada's action first.

Ya'zada got a 19.

>>37246915
And we will direct that anger towards the fuckers corrupting the landscape that leads to these monstrosities. If these gaunts are a byproduct of the abyssal fuckery of the Tonguerippers, then we actually now have a real fucking reason to get pissed as fuck about this shit.

>>37246915
Couple poor rolls and the entire horde breaks apart.

>>37246927
>being a shit tier mate
No thanks.
>>37246945
That's kinda better, just hope the large guy didn't get through us and to Ya'zada.

>>37246924
It only takes 1 time to manage it.

>>37246945
See! Everybody calm down, Ya'zada will be fine.

>>37246945
Top
Fucking
Kek

>>37246973
WHAT THE FUCK IS KEK

>>37246966
Shh let the waifu fags bitch more.

>>37246945
See, don't ever deviate from your pattern man. Make Ur'shal first always no matter what order you list actions. I honestly thought that it was going to be us getting ass raped on the flank with Yazada making it to the Wargriders.

>>37246945
>Ya'zada got a 19.
Ya'zada has had enough of these motherfucking Gaunts in these motherfucking wastes.

>>37246949
we already had a real fucking reason to be mad at them

>>37246945
We should get the archers to fire a few arrows at the big thing. It could help distract the thing at the very least.

>>37247004
dis gon be gud

>>37247003
Yeah, it was silly of me. From now on Ur will always be the first roll of any post he's involved in, no matter what.

>>37246988
The new way to say lol.

>>37247022
In fact, just make an order list with who will be what order roll for every lieutenant side character. Obviously if a side character aint there, someone else moves up to their spot. LIke

1st roll Ur'shal
2nd roll Zo'rok
3rd roll Dru'ak
4th roll Sho'ka
5th roll K'zala

And if its just Ur'shal and Sho'ka then Sho'ka is second. If it's Ur'shal Dru'ak and K'zala then Dru'ak is second and K'zala is third. Make this shit transparent and constant. At least for our own team. No more confusion.

You charge through the ranks of your clanmates, roaring a battlecry as you swing at the large gaunt. The creature reacts quickly, parrying your strike with its shield, following up with a stab at your arm, digging into the flesh as the dagger drives through the links of your chain.

You growl, forcing yourself forward, stepping between Ya'zada and the gaunt even as its dagger twists in the wound.

Able to focus on the crawling Gaunt, Ya'zada quickly knocks it off her leg, reducing its torso to a grizzly mess of yellow bile as she lays into it with her axe, swearing and bellowing at the twitching, mangled thing as it groans pitifully.

Limping forwards, she joins you in your attack on the large Gaunt, as the rest of your orcs continue to push towards the tattered remnants of the Wargriders.

“I fucked up, Ur, but I can still fight” Ya'zada growls, and as you look you see your mate sweating heavily, her skin pale.

>Tell Ya'zada to hang back, lead the push yourself
>Fight alongside her

>>37246988
it's how reddit says lol 'ironically'

>>37247032
I've been hearing people say kek for years now

>>37247080
Might be an idea, I shall prepare a list.

>>37247082
>Fight alongside her

>>37247082
>Hang back, you don't look well.
Have someone watch her.

>>37247082
Tell Ya'zada to hang back, lead the push yourself.

"Ya'zar said don't get bit. You got bit."

>>37247082
Fight alongside her

>>37247082
>>Tell Ya'zada to hang back, lead the push yourself
Fuck that bitch

>>37247082
>Fight alongside her
This may be our last fight, make it good.

>>37247082
>>Tell Ya'zada to hang back, lead the push yourself
>I won't have my mate fall during a recruitment mission. I will you to live.

>>37247082
>Tell Ya'zada to hang back, lead the push yourself

>>37247082
>Fight alongside her
welp

>>37247082
>Tell Ya'zada to hang back, lead the push yourself
Have one of ours watch her.

Welp i guess its time for waifu fags tears.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>37247082
>>Tell Ya'zada to hang back, lead the push yourself

>>37247156
Adding on to this, maybe write-in helps
>I want to fight alongside you in the times of glory, but for that you need to live

>>37247219
>>37247156
I can smell the cheese.

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>>37247202
The tears will taste sweet

>>37247244
>not doing what you can to lessen dc

Ya'zada hanging back while Ur leads the push it is.

>Roll 1d20

>>37247082

>Tell Ya'zada to hang back, lead the push yourself
We can't affor idle distractions while we push on.
We have to press on. We can't let the Wargriders have all the fun today!
Victory or Death!

>>37247274
a shit thrall tier writ-in is still bad

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>37247274
we didn't roll yet.
>>37247313

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>37247313
WOOOO

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>37247313
Lok'tar ogar!

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>37247313

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>37247313
Dice a shit

>>37247331
>>37247333
>>37247343
God damn, /tg/ won't let you all catch a break today.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>37247313

And the dicegods obviously want us all to die. these fucking rolls my christ.

>>37247343
BAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>37247331
>>37247333
>>37247343
>>37247344
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Fuck this shit, dice are fucked tonight.
>>37247343
WE COULD HAVE HAD A 20, YOU FUCK

>>37247343
>>37247344
LITERALLY ONE SECOND
DICE WHAT THE FUCK

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>37247313

>>37247377
Nah, the dice gods hate your wow faggotry. That's the problem.

And on this day. not so based dicegods said "Your waifu a shit and so are you!"

We're gonna be zombies by the end of this

>>37247344
This...this is why we need to start looking into abiliteis that allow us to change the dice outcomes....oh that nat 20 so sweet yet so far....

>>37247343
>>37247377
way to go WoW fag

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>37247313
rolling for her death

At least it's not K'zala or Sho'ka. We'd probably be on page 10 already due to the outrage.

>>37247429
At least Ashuris is okay.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>37247397
nats don't count anon.
>>37247429
Be glad it isn't orge tits, she is the most liked out of the three.

>>37247453
>>37247455
Ashuris is overrated.
She ain't even an orc.

Gotta love shit dice systems

>>37247481
She's been more helpful than K'zala, Sho'ka or Ya'zada. Honestly, I'm ready to convert to Ylugri right now.

>>37247488
Soma's dice system is great.

>>37247488
My dice system is very generous, you've just been rolling badly.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>37247488
>dice bitching is starting
Well i was wondering when it would start, i figured last time we rolled would be it, but its now i guess.

>>37247496
Ylugri can go ahead and stick it up his own ass, orcish gods reign supreme.
All she has done was make us a fort and go with us to the tomb, by the way.

>>37247520
Best of 3 is and always will be shit.
>>37247514
He is right

>>37247520
Careful warlord poking the cage only makes us angrier.

>mfw I'm just laughing. the tears will be perfect for sea salt icecream!

>>37247488
Gotta love random number generators
>ftfy

>>37247552
Yeah, that's all she's done. While the orc gods have . . .abandoned us. Oh wait, there was that time the fertility orc goddess . . .made us more fertile. I guess. Haven't seen the affects yet, but I'm sure it helped. Mountain King 4 lyfe muddafucka.

“Stay back, Ya'zada, you've been bitten. You'll have your chance to fight, but not today.”

Ya'zada gives a frustrated growl but does as you say, hanging back as your forces push forward. You turn your attention to the large Gaunt, you would swear that the hollow glow in its eyesockets, the twist of its wrinkled mouth, is almost mocking.

It stabs out with its dagger, and you block it on your axe, swinging forward and hammering against the creature's shield. This one has a far sturdier shield than the Gaunts you've fought before though, and while you dent it, the shield holds. You and the creature exchange blow after blow, and while your superior strength and the weight of your axe is pushing it back, the Gaunt has scored a dozen flesh wounds in the process, stabbing and slashing around your defense.

“Stonetusk, what are you doing? We can't hold them much longer,” Ya'zar shouts, and you see that only a few of the Wargriders remain, though the chieftain and his old warg are still standing strong.

One last chance to push through and finish the Gaunts before they overwhelm your potential allies.

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>37247593
He readily fuck over his own people and is the giant version of Satan, umm no.

>>37247555
Then stop playing anon.

>>37247602

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>37247602

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>37247602

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>37247602

>>37247623
nice

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>37247602

>>37247623
FINALLY

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>37247602
Let her die already!

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>37247602
goddamn it dice...

>>37247621
AHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>37247623
....holy shit, dice gods.

>>37247621
NO U STOP PLAYING!

BHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH WE ARE FUCKED

>>37247623
Wait does that cancel it or override?

>>37247645
No crits here

>>37247621
>>37247623
what is it about rolling a 1 then a 20. This has happened twice now...

>>37247645
It is just straight best of three