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You extract a stoppered vial of ink from your cloak, pulling out the cork that seals its contents and using water magic to draw forth the ink. Whilst lovingly detailing a variety of dicks you've drawn on the mugger's face, you turn your attention to Annette, who watches the events unfolding with a mixture of amusement, confusion, and the vestiges of shock and adrenaline. “So, what do you want to do with the man? I could dispose of him cleanly, or we might haul him off to the guards. Might your father stand to gain from bringing charges against these...”

The name escapes you, but Annette provides it for you. “Van Wieren. If we could prove that this man was theirs, and judging based on his garb he must be, then we could bring charges against their family for the attempted assassination of a rival and seize their assets as compensation.” You can practically see the wheels turning in her head. In an instant she's rummaging through the would be assassin's pockets and the inside of his coat. It's from the later that she retrieves a letter.

The seal has already been broken, so she need only unfold it. She scans the page once, and then a second time. Your curiosity gets the better of you. “What's it say?”

She jumps, head snapping up to look at you. Clearing her throat, she speaks cautiously. “A letter detailing my address, a rather unflattering sketch of my face, and my general dress. It also describes the method by which I was to be... removed. It's written on Van Wieren letter head.” She glances from you to the paralyzed man on the ground. “I'm beginning to think this may all be too convenient. The patch, the letter... this all just seems too easy.”
(1/5 or 6)

Registering IP

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You suppose that's fair. You're not wholly unfamiliar with the business of an assassin and it does seem odd to send a uniformed retainer wit ha distinctive facial scar and a letter written on your own letter head describing the target of said assassination with explicit directions to kill them. “What is it that your people say? Never check a guar's teeth or something of that nature? I would advise that you accept the gift you've been offered without looking into things too deeply. That said, it's still up to you what we do with the man.”

She nods her head slowly, staring at the man's face intently for a moment. “Tomorrow morning he will need to be delivered to me father's office near the market, and I will need to write a few letters. Tomorrow morning. Do you happen to have any rope?”

You do, and you spend some time maneuvering the assassin's arms and legs into position to bind them all together, leaving him tied up with his back twisted uncomfortably. You stuff a rag into his mouth to keep him silent, then you and Annette work together to carry him back to her home. Her home, incidentally, is a well constructed two story townhouse. It's made of pale granite, vines crawling across the front of the building. She unlocks the door with a key she kept in a coin purse, pausing to wipe sweat from her brow. “Would you mind coming inside? I don't know if I can maneuver this lout into the cellar without help.”

You bow low, flourishing one hand dramatically. “I would be honored, Annette.” You stand straight, grabbing the paralyzed assassin by his feet and lifting while Annette grabs his legs. The two of you manage to get the man through the doorway and, after some difficulty, toss him into the cellar. While straightening your clothes, you ask a question which has been bothering you. “What is your family name, incidentally?”

(2/5)

Annette seems to be in the midst of pulling up her dress, which had shifted slightly in the process of throwing that guy down the cellar stairs. “De Sauveterre. My mother and father are Aleamondian by birth, though I've lived in Anthus my entire life.”

An uncomfortable silence descends on the room. You're so close, so close to getting this woman into bed. To be honest, you've never actually had to handle this part of the process. Your past experiences have been with prostitutes and there was no ambiguity involved there. Fortunately, Annette breaks the silence. “So, Mikhael. I quite appreciate what you've done for me. I'll be sure to put in a good word with my father, in my letters.”

You suppose that's good but it's not really what you're most interested in at the moment. “That's good to hear. Actually, I'll tell you what. My family is in the process of building a fleet. If your father has any contacts to secure lumber and other such materials, my father would pay him handsomely. Tell him to seek out the home of Emir Sankar in El-Amin.”

Silence. Gods above, you really feel like you're dropping the ball here. You can't really just ask her to have sex, that would be too crass, surely! You need to say something. “You know, I've never actually been inside a house in Anthus. I've been inside the academy, sure. Never an actual lived in house though. Would you mind giving me a tour?” You can't help but think that sounds like a flimsy excuse to get her into the bedroom, but fortunately it works.
(3/5)

She leads you through the parlor, the dining room, and sitting area. You'd already seen the kitchen, where the cellar entrance lies. Then it's up the stairs, and immediately into the expansive master suite. It seems to dominate the second floor. You find that her bedroom is decorated with all number of strange and seemingly useless objects. Her bed is covered in stuffed, infantile depictions of what you presume are animals, though you've never seen most of them. Books seem to be crammed everywhere, they pile up in the corners like dust. You have to pick your way around them to get anywhere. Clothes lie discarded all over the floor. Simply put, it's a mess.

She clears her throat uncomfortably, standing next to you with one arm in yours. “I would have cleaned up had I known I would have a guest.”

Okay, you're starting to lose your patience with this nonsense. You're just going for it. Crouching, you scoop her up in your arms before ducking through the doorway. She's surprisingly light, actually. You're not even all that strong. She cries out in surprise and slaps your chest nervously, not quite sure what to make of the situation. “Stop it, Mikhael. This isn't appropriate.”

You drop her on her bed, beginning to unlace your vest. “Nonsense, this is perfectly natural. Besides that do you really want to give some old fat trader the honor? It's your last night as a free woman, live a little.”

She seems to weigh your proposal for a time. Ultimately, she starts to wriggle out of her dress. You find that she's wearing some sort of binding around her breast, hooked at the back. You had thought her bust small, but in truth she has rather ample breast. She bites her bottom lip as you run your hands along the pale skin of her abdomen, stopping grope her breast. To flick one of her rapidly stiffening nipples. You can't help but find the color odd. Pink, of all things. Why wouldn't they be pale like the rest of her? An oddity of humans, you suppose.

(4/5)

Having momentarily satisfied your curiosity you help her the rest of the way out of her dress, then assist her in shedding her strange undergarments. Some sort of comically poofy short pant. With those out of the way the only thing keeping you from your prize are her crossed legs, she seems rather loathe to part them.

You take a moment to kick your boots across the room and shed your own shirt and pants. You weren't wearing anything beneath to begin with. Approaching her once more you grab hold of her knees, spreading apart her legs. At the sight of you, she turns a shade of red you didn't really think a human could turn. “By the Gods, there's no way...”

You wave a hand dismissively. “You'd be surprised what proper care and magic can accomplish.” You take the opportunity afforded to you by her momentary surprise to spread her legs wider, getting to your knees on the floor at the edge of the bed and pulling her towards you.

She squeaks nervously in surprise. “What are you doing? This isn't what I read about in my books!”

You don't bother to respond, instead merely pressing your face into her crotch. Her cries of protest quickly turn into cries of quite a different nature, and when the time comes you find that you're able to slide into her with surprising ease.

You awake the next morning with a foul headache, your stomach churning. You find yourself momentarily at a loss as to where you are, the bed you lie in as unfamiliar as the stuffed animal replicas which surround you. It's only when your companion nuzzles her head sleepily into your chest that you recall the events of the night before. Then the guilt strikes.

Dear Pani, forgive you. You've had relations with a human. What sort of degenerate filth have you become?

>Quietly collect your things and slip out.
>You should probably leave a note, or something. It's only polite...
>Lie there and contemplate where it all went wrong.
>Write-in

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>>39205035
>She squeaks nervously in surprise. “What are you doing? This isn't what I read about in my books!”
Muh fuckin' sides.

>You should probably leave a note, or something. It's only polite...

>>39205035
>Lie there and contemplate where it all went right.

>>39205035
>Quietly collect your things and slip out.

>>39205035
>>Lie there and contemplate where it all went right
Shut up mik, doesn't matter had sex
Also MERCHANT ALLY

>>39205035
>>Lie there and contemplate where it all went wrong.

>>39205035
>when the time comes you find that you're able to slide into her with surprising ease.
So no maidenhead?
>Quietly collect your things and slip out.

>>39205035
>Lie there and contemplate where it all went wrong.

>>39205035
>Tale a moment to sob a little, and then get the fuck out of there.

>>39205228
Mik probably used magic numbing, mik kinda just does magic without thinking nowadays.

Rolled 1, 9, 5 = 15 (3d10)

>>39205145
Dis. Dis and dis and dis.

>>39205259
Take, rather.

>>39205035
>Lie there and contemplate where it all went wrong.
talk

>>39205294
Talk to our master while we think.

>>39205035
>Lie there and contemplate where it all went wrong.
>Write-in

Wrong? What wrong? Smoke some opium, give no fucks about societal taboos. Yeah, you went there and broke it. And what? Damn worth it, if you may say. You can see the appeal that lured your master in, and now yourself. This ain't so bad after all

>>39205035
>Realize how much dosh this little unofficial alliance is going to make the family and get a chubby
>Lie there and contemplate where it all went right.
Remember mik, you are a insane vatis with an extremely powerful family, and master, and where you are currently located it's legal. Besides, can you even do wrong? I think fucking not magic mik woot woot

>>39205035
>>Lie there and contemplate where it all went wrong.

>>39205035
Can we roll to heal virginity?
or to get pregnant?

>>39205035
>Burn the whole damn city down, none must know.

>>39205315
>so I fucked this Samjan guy last night and I woke up to him muttering about gold and jerking off
>why are Samjan so weird?

>people are already samefagging
you guys are the worst. I'm sad that I have to share this quest with you faggots

>>39205035
>“By the Gods, there's no way...”
So are we hung?

>>39205035
>stuffed animals
How expensive are these in banished land? Because I don't imagine they are cheap, just how advantageous could a trading partner ship be?

>>39205035
>Lie there and contemplate where it all went wrong.

>>39205035
>Just scream as loud as you can, it's good to let it out some times.

>>39205390
Don't like it, get out

>>39205228
Foreplay and magic, mostly magic, just sort of made it a non-issue.

>>39205246
>>39205214
>>39205294
>>39205326
>>39205426
>Oh god what have you done?

>>39205259
>>39205228
>>39205181
>You gotta get outta here...

>>39205202
>>39205145
>>39205282
>>39205313
>>39205315
>Y'know what, this really wasn't so bad...

>>39205135
>Leave a note or something before leaving, at least.

>>39205364
>Burn it all down, Johnny. Burn it all down.

>>39205427
>Let it all out.

Final destination vote!

VOTE
1
For "Maybe your master wasn't so wrong about humans."

VOTE
2
For "I feel like I'll never be clean again."

>>39205035
>hate fuck the dirty humie
How dare this fucking bitch seduce us? We were drunk God damnnit!

>>39205474
1

>>39205474
2

>>39205474
2

>>39205474
1

>>39205480
Yeah! We were raped! How dare she? We better rape her back for revenge!

>>39205474
1

>>39205474
1

>>39205474
Same fag time woo~

>>39205474
1

>>39205474
any answers for this?
>>39205357
>>39205400
>>39205310

>>39205530
New IP

>>39205474
1

>>39205572
Another new one.

>>39205572
>>39205530
>>39205511
>>39205506
>>39205499
>>39205489
degenerate scum

>>39205474
2

>>39205555
Too be fair it's a FD at the start of the thread, the new up rule is gonna cut out 50% of people

>>39205589
?
I've been lurking and posting banished quest for ages


I've been away for a bit, but I'm not new

>>39205596
Hopeless bigot. We aren't even in the Shahdom. I'd agree if we were but we aren't.

Can't we just regenerate her hymen?

>>39205489
>>39205499
>>39205506
>>39205511
>>39205530
>Always look on the bright side of life~

>>39205492
>>39205495
>>39205611
>[Triggering Intensifies]

>>39205572
Doesn't count.

>>39205614
Yeah, I know. Tried to allow plenty of time for people to join in. Anyway, writin'.

>>39205474
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>>39205624
Human are filthy fucking beasts you goddamn degenerate knife ear.

>>39205596
Think of all that dosh, fucking humies is great, they are so easily usable! Why has no one thought of this before?

>>39205636
Why didn't it count?

What did I do wrong?

>>39205636
Senpai pls
>>39205417

>>39205688
Now I want to fill our cloak and our cart with plushies.
Maybe give Zahak a few.

>>39205653
What are petty mortal societal beliefs to a god like us? We can do no wrong.

Rolled 8, 1, 9 = 18 (3d10)

>>39205653
I am not a fuckin' Elf! I'm through and through Samjan! You're bigotry and prejudice is what's ruining society in Anthus!

Again I say, if we were in any part of the Shahdom I'd be getting right the fuck out of there.

Registering IP.

I exist.

>>39205710
This would be great.

Mik leaves for a week or so.

Comes back with a thousand fucking plushies

>>39205636
>Yeah, I know. Tried to allow plenty of time for people to join in. Anyway, writin'.
You could have mention the thread on twitter when you posted it.

>>39205723
Me too.

>>39205715
>>39205711
This is not about social standards, this is about common sense and basic understanding of the difference between Samjan and those beasts called humans, they carry disease, they don't live long, and they can barely cast magic.
What good are they?
None, they are nothing more than beasts.

>>39205764
Sexy beasts.

>>39205743
He did mate.

>>39205688
Animal plushies would be a decently expensive commodity most anywhere except Aleamond.

>>39205666
As a anti-samefagging measure which I may or may not abandon, since its efficacy seems doubtful, I no longer accept votes from new IPs during Final Destination votes.

>>39205633
Eh, most likely. If you tried.

>>39205743
I posted the announcement as per usual.

>>39205715
You do realize that racism exists for eugenics purpose since they are inferior.
>>39205789
You're not autistic enough to know this but it was up for five minutes before he posted it on twitter.

>>39205764
We are literally God, if God wants to fuck a dog, he is gonna fuck that dog. We can do no wrong.

>>39205845
If god fucks a dog he's a weird fucking guy for fucking his own creation.
Too many fucks in that sentence.

>>39205840
We just need to knock up two samjans for every one human. Six for each elf the damn animals

>>39205829
Well damn, wish I knew that before, but eh <_<
Back to dodging waifu wars

>>39205829
Where would one buy plushies, and what kinds are being sold?

>>39205845
>We are literally God
Not even close anon. We're on the higher end of scrub-tier.

>>39205865
Nigga you mortal ass mother fucker, you think God gives a shit if he's "weird"? Nigga you weird you mortal ass shitstain

>>39205865
Zeus knew what was up.

>>39205895
Actually you forgot to carry the one in your calculations we're at most mid-tier

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>>39205723
Might as well, even if I am so sleepy I doubt I will be able to participate.

>>39205909
Zeus was the worst fucking god and a degenerate.

>>39205895
>not feeding the narcissism
Anon, I'm just subtly rearranging miks mindset to accept that he can do no wrong, it'll help when/if we wanna do something that mik wouldn't normally do.

>>39205890
At any kid's toy store. All sorts are available, some from far flung and exotic places.
If this is about smuggling dakis, I'm on to you.

>>39205895
>Implying one grandmastery is higher end.

>>39205925
Someone edit the whole comic replacing shotguns with artifacts

>>39205872
Well for every elf we knock up we make their offspring far more powerful and intelligent, we could just look at it as helping to rebuild a ruined race one degenerate lesser at a time. Just don't think of the offspring as a Samajan, call it a dark elf or something.

>>39205952
Pssh, I just want to liven up the cloak, our cart and Zahak's room.
Do they sell life sized plushies?

>>39205972
Nah do it with gods
>fallofhiccia.jpg

>>39205918
That's compared to mortals anon. Spirits are so far above us it's not even funny.
>>39205942
So you want to die early?
>>39205965
Still scrub-tier.

I want to give Zahak a life sized plushie of Mik.

>>39205952
I'm looking for a lovely market to exploit and then bail out of to rek the market.

>>39206011
We are in almost all regards at the middle of the scrub tier

>>39206000
>first page is same as before
>second page is a crater with a mask in the middle

>>39206011
Yes. Twice as bright half as long.

>>39206072
>Twice as bright half as long.
You one-tenth as bright since you have incredibly stupid to think like that.

did Mik cum inside?

>>39206142
Does he seem like the type to pull out? He's at 7/10 insanity.

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>>39206072
Sounds like something an Elf would say

Rolled 2, 10, 3 = 15 (3d10)

>>39206142
Rolling to get pregnant.
obviously anon

>>39205931
U jelly?

>>39206142
Anon that wouldn't matter. Coitus interuptus isn't that good at stopping pregnancies.

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>>39206142
We will find out in 9 months now won't we!

Fuck you guys for making mik Fuck her.

>>39205931
>Zeus
>Worst
Kek. Thats Athena.
>dis bitch she good imma show her good
>oh fug she was good
>SPIDER NOW
>people use this story to teach people to not be cocky

>>39206240
I would be mad but I've realized that there's nothing I can do against the tide of awful players here. I'm just along for the ride at this point

You're all degenerate scum.

>>39206208
>not 10 years later
I''l laugh if after the time skip we visit the place, and we end up meeting/bumping into her with our friends and than a little kid is seen playing out side, while the color leaves miks face.
this is a request soma, make it happen.

>>39206240
Zahak needs a filthy mocha brother.

>>39206240
>>39206266
Same here. Not like we can do much.

>>39206286
Or mik is insane enough for the first conclusion to be "just kill him"

>waaaah waaaaah
Chrysfags btfo

>>39206346
>implying this isn't a victory for chrysfags since Mik now has a lesser race fetish

>>39206366
What this guy said

Wow miss a thread and we degenerate now

Fuck every time I miss a thread horrible stuff happens, the mask, the bar, not turning down Chyrs and now this.

>>39206346
>>39206366
>>39206383

Man, all I want to do is go back to exploring ruins, acquiring loot and acting kinda like a dick to our party.

>>39206457
I just want to have fun. But this is /tg/ so I can see why you would hate that

>>39206457
This hasn't been an adventuring quest for a long time anon. Come back in like 20 threads and we might be though

>>39206429
I can't wait for people to realize all potential waifus are shit. Seriously people completely forgot what Mortia is when waifufags started drooling over her.

>>39206429
We're just following in our honorable master's footsteps and getting ready for some of that A+ class human booty back home.

>>39206514
There's maybe 2 anons who are interested in mortia

>>39206429
>turning down Chrys
>bad
ishiggydiggy

>>39206545
You'll find out eventually anon.

Honestly I wouldn't mind having sexual relations with every female party member.

Little casual sex is great for reliving the stress that you may die at any time.

Polyamory is wonderful thing.

And just cause you fuck doesn't mean you have to have a relationship

>>39206545
He said not turning down chrys was bad. I'm not surprised that bq players aren't that good at reading carefully though to be honest

>>39206627
Schteel please.

>>39206627
>implying that we're not about to waifu the human just to spite chrysfags

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>>39206632
Its actually a neutral statement i just assumed he would rather have turned her down rather than approving

Have we heard about this character in a previous thread? I feel like she was mentioned in smalltalk, maybe by the Archmagos or someone IDK. Maybe I'm fabricating memories using the brother being sent north as a base.

>>39206503
Shit nigga I know. I'm here every damn thread and if Somatotropin wasn't such a good writer I would have probably jumped ship by now or just turned to monthly archive binges.

>>39206706
Oh well, as long as bonerizing her doesn't turn out to be a thorn in our side (although I'm guessing post timeskip we'll have a bastard child unless Mik was smart enough to Manipulate his good stuff out of her post coitus).

>>39206735
What's all this about a timeskip?

>>39206627
I imagine it would pull the stick right outta Chrysses ass. Would make Darzu a little more adventerous. Mortia love her plants and research so sex with us would just be blowing off steam. Profectus might perv but i imagine he's an amazing lover so the girls would soon forget about that. SK is probably the same as mortia and profectus.

Fulvia will just observe rganic reproduction

>>39206763
No.

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>>39206763
>tfw people this stupid actually exist

>>39206759
getting unbanished will give us a 10-15 year time skip.

You take a few deep breaths, trying to calm yourself down. It's okay, it's not a big deal. It helped you secure a profitable business deal, after all. Not to mention it was fun. Even more so the second time around. This is fine. Your master has done it a number of times, and he's not some sort of filthy degenerate. You'll be fine. Besides, nobody is ever going to know. None of your people witnessed the act. Nobody can prove anything. Everything is fine.

You're starting to feel a little better about the events of the night previous by the time Annette stirs awake. She rolls herself off of you, staring up at ceiling of her bed frame for a moment. She seems to be in a state of shock similar to the one you found yourself in when you first woke up. After an indeterminate amount of time she pushers herself to a sitting position, turning herself to face you. “Where did you learn to do that thing with your tongue?”

You feel yourself once more on the cusp of tossing up whatever the contents of your stomach consist of, but fight back the urge. “Youthful misadventures, mostly.”

She nods her head slowly, sliding out from beneath the covers and picking her way across the cluttered floor of her room to a dresser. She bends over, affording you a view many would envy you for. When she stands straight she holds in her hands a silken nightgown, which she hurriedly pulls over her head and smooths down to cover herself.

You figure you ought to get dressed as well, sliding out from beneath the covers. Annette turns that same shade of red again, pointedly looking away while you pull on your pants and search the room for your shirt. Eventually she blurts out. “I'm going to go make coffee.” Before hurrying out of the room.

(1/2)

>>39206759
http://ask.fm/Quidam_Asinus/answer/124884143163

>>39206759
There was talk of a timeskip post pav'ala.

While we do a bit of studyin and gittin gud before we hit Elaudia. Also got the unbanishment and "buisness" to take care of when we get back.

Cause the Water dsalination plant should be up and running by then, so should Siege!

You dress yourself more comfortably, now that you don't have an audience. It takes you some time to find your various articles of discarded clothing but eventually you get everything collected, pull yourself into something resembling respectability, and head downstairs.

Annette is waiting for you with a cup of coffee clutched in her hands. “Do you want any?” She ask, holding up the cup by way of explanation.

Shaking your head, you decline. “No, that's fine. I should really be getting back to the Academy. I had a letter that I was expecting.” You glance past her, into the kitchen. The cellar door remains locked, and you can't hear anyone screaming from down below. “Will you need any help with our would be assassin?”

She shakes her head. “No, I'll send a message and have my father's men come pick him up. Once I've made myself presentable.”

You nod, and with that slip out the door. You suppose it's not much of a good bye but you really needed to get out of there. Even if you're starting to think what you did wasn't necessarily wrong, it's still really messing with your head. Fortunately the chill morning air sobers you, and for the moment at least you focus on the task at hand. You need to pick up your promissory note from the Academy of Anthus, exchange both it and the one you received from Demetrios for cash, and then set course for Khmedi.

>While you're out, pick up some breakfast and see about purchasing a guar to replace Al Gasreed.
>Just head straight for the Academy, and then to the bank.
>Write-in

>>39206818
>>39206837
>>39206842
Thank you all very much!

>>39206856
>>Just head straight for the Academy, and then to the bank.

>>39206856
>While you're out, pick up some breakfast and see about purchasing a guar to replace Al Gasreed.

>>39206856
>it's still really messing with your head
>tfw gained insanity by sleeping with a human

Just like real life.

>>39206856
alas, we didn't offer to restore her maidenhood
though I don't think she'd accept anyway.

>Just head straight for the Academy, and then to the bank.

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>>39206856
>Just head straight for the Academy, and then to the bank.
Nobody will ever replace Al Gasreed

>>39206856
>>Just head straight for the Academy, and then to the bank.

>>39206873
>>39206842
>>39206837
>>39206818
So after the timeskip we can finially get back to the Adventuring and Exploring quest we originally signed on for.

Instead of this Namek round 8 we keep getting sucked into. Though I must say the trip north have progressed nicely so far.

>>39206856
Did we actually lose sanity over this?

>>39206856
>>Just head straight for the Academy, and then to the bank.

>>39206936
>>39206933
>>39206914
>>39206891
>Gotta get dem greenbacks, y'dig?

>>39206899
>Food and a mount.

>>39206992
Nah. Just dignity.

>>39207002
Speaking of Sanity today is the day that our Sanity goes down to 6.

You remember that Soma? Don't forget.

>>39207002
Speaking of dignity

Is there any real difference between Dignity and Pride?

>>39207002
>less than 1/3 of the voters the last vote
does bq have the most samefagging of any quest?

>>39207043
At the end of the day, if I recall correctly. When the sun sets you'll be at 6/10.

>>39207057
Totally, you can have dignity without being prideful and be prideful without having any dignity. Dignity is basically just self respect.

>>39207066
>does bq have the most samefagging of any quest?
Yes.

>>39207066
Couldn't be fucked voting.

>>39206856
>>Just head straight for the Academy, and then to the bank.

>>39207066
Not really then again this vote doesn't matter much

>>39207066
Didn't really care about the last vote

>>39207066
Lotta people dont vote on things they see as inconsequential

>>39207066
Absolutely

>>39207140
yep.

>>39207002
While we're there we should ask the guy if there's something that could make the Guar returns to a stable in case they gets left out in the wilds for a while

>>39206966
>Though I must say the trip north have progressed nicely so far.

I mean its not too bad, but the rest of this run will probably be centered around resolving the situation we stumbled into as opposed to getting any of our real goals accomplished.

>>39207140
Basically

>>39206856
>While you're out, pick up some breakfast and see about purchasing a guar to replace Al Gasreed

Who i am certain is still alive mind you so get female

>>39207313
We'll probably leave for Khemdi today.Then I cant see it taking mroe than 2-3 threads before we will the guy.

And Let's all agree to keep it simple and just walk by and freeze his head and heart solid and leave immediately.

>>39207291
Anon.... I really hate to break this to you but Al Gasreed... he is probably dragon shit by now.

>>39207313
I've found the trip north pretty boring so far. Not to mention how annoying it is that we suddenly have to deal with being crazy

>>39207066
Nope. I would say psychic rebels quest has the most samefagging.

>>39207313
>I mean its not too bad, but the rest of this run will probably be centered around resolving the situation we stumbled into as opposed to getting any of our real goals accomplished.

But Anon that's atleast been 48% of the quest.

Not necessarily a bad thing mind you

>>39207066
I don't vote each time because I watch tv when the quest is on. Keep losing track of time.

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>>39207554
Some pretty cool shit has come about from our ADD like meeting that old Vatis with the Vys scroll or turning our sword into a magical version of a tactical nuke, just to go with recent events, but damn if I don't miss early threads before we got bogged down sometimes.

You set your sights on the dome of the Academy. You can't be more than a few minutes walk away. By the time you reach the Academy gates, the events of this morning are more or less behind you. Banging a single human isn't worth stressing over, and besides that it's not likely you'll ever see her again. It might as well have never happened.

You're not bothered by the guards at the gate, evidently they recognize you. The grounds are unusually empty of students at this hour, save for a few scattered about either meditating or reading. You must have actually woken up fairly early, as the sun is only just now beginning to banish the morning fog as it rolls off the sea.

You have to throw your shoulder into the massive wooden door that serves as the entrance to the Academy foyer, but you manage it without utterly embarrassing yourself. Your footsteps echo loudly in the cavernous entry hall as you cross the room, focused on the information desk at the other end of the room where a young Elven man sits sorting through files, a smoking pipe hanging from between his lips.

He sets aside the documents as you approach, smiling to you warmly. “Here about the letter in the mail, Master Mikhael?” You simply nod, and the boy retrieves a sealed envelope from one of the various piles. “Here you are sir, will that be all?”

You break the seal and open the envelope, pulling out a promissory note to be paid to one Mikhael, Vatis for the sum of two hundred thirteen gold. That's a tidy sum, three thousand one hundred ninety five silver if your quick mental arithmetic is correct. You only made a few hundred more from your share of Siege! profits. Tucking the note back into the envelope, you drop both into your cloak and turn your attention back to the desk attendent.

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“Actually, I was wondering about a student. You see, I rescued a certain Shahzadi Aqila El-Amin some time ago from a troupe of bandits and I was wondering how she's been doing since.”

The desk attendant pulls his pipe out of his mouth, pointing the bit at you. “As a staff member of the Academy of Anthus, I can't reveal information on a student to anyone without their express permission.” He waits a beat. “However, as a friend of Aqila's I can say I've heard a lot about you and she's doing fine. She's adjusting well to life in Anthus and has actually turned out to be something of a social butterfly. She's studying Nature magic, primarily.”

Huh, you hadn't really pegged her as the sort to study Nature magic but there you go. You figured her more for Water or Earth. “One more question, where is the Bank of Anthus?”

The desk attendant points towards the main doors. “You'll head out to the street and take a right, towards all the bars and shops and all that. You can't miss it. It will have a big 'A' on the front facade.”

You incline your head in thanks and, having gotten what you came for, make for the doors. It isn't long before you once more find yourself wandering the streets of the Upper District, looking forward to becoming roughly seven thousand silver richer in an instant.

You spot the Bank of Anthus just as the desk attendant said. It's a large building with the front facade shaped into a giant A. You find it a little tacky, to be honest. Impressive sure, but in bad taste. Regardless you walk through the wooden doors at the base of the A and find yourself in a marble coated waiting room, the only other soul here an ancient looking elf wearing what appears to be a fur trimmed coat and a night gown, his head rested against his desk.

>Wake up the elf.
>Sit down and wait a while.
>You're just here to get your money, right? Find where they keep it.
>Write-in

Gonna run out and grab dinner. Maybe some coffee. Back soon.

>>39207754
>Wake up the elf.

>>39207754
>Wake up the elf.

>>39207754
>Start meditating in the room

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>>39207728
>Banging a single human isn't worth stressing over, and besides that it's not likely you'll ever see her again. It might as well have never happened.

Oh Mik you sweet summer child.

>>39207754
>Wake up the elf.

>>39207754
>>Sit down and wait a while.

Read
Let the old nigga sleep if my granddaddy taught me anything other than booze and how to be a man whore is that sleep is pretty essential as you get older

>>39207754
>Wake up the elf.

>>39207754
>Sit down and wait a while.

>>39207754
>Sit down and wait a while.

Reading for a minute sounds good. Its early in the day after all.

>>39207754
>You're just here to get your money, right? Find where they keep it.
>May as well take a bit more while you're at it.
>Call Deme to help out because you may as well.

>>39207754
>Beat the shit out of that elf.
>How dare that degenerate sleep while he's supposed to service you?

>>39207728
>It might as well never have happened.
I know thats what I'm going to be doing.

>>39207754
>Burn the whole place down
>See how long it takes him to realize the whole bank is on fire around him

>>39207754
>>Wake up the elf.
>>Don't be a twit. Be polite.

>>39207754
>Fuck the elf in the ass

>>39207754
>Put the cloak around his head, let Ricky wake him up.

>>39207754
>>Sit down and wait a while.
give it 5 minutes, then
>>Wake up the elf.

>>39207754
>Scream like you've never screamed before.

Man, the assholes are coming out of the woodwork now.

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>>39207918
>>39207953
>>39207885
>>39207987
>>39207992
>>39208013

>>39207754
>Draw dicks on his face until he wakes up.
>Pretend like you didn't once he wakes up.

>>39208022
I'm pretty sure it's just one guy but I might just be overly optimistic

>>39208022
It's just me and some other guy though.

>>39208065
Why?

>>39207754
>You can't have elves guarding your gold, tell the guards and have him arrested.

>>39207754
>>Wake up the elf.

>>39207754
>>Wake up the elf.
Gib Money now.

>>39207754
>Go back to the Academy and put on the mask

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>>39208073
Last day of 7 insanity? For now.

>>39208073
Because BQ has gotten to the point where it's only occasionally mildly interesting

>>39208073
Some people just can't help also lolsrandum

>>39208174
You're making it worse.

>>39207754
>May as well throw out those hazardous material shipments in trash.
>Trash being the elf.

>>39208174
For You

>>39208174
Then leave and let us enjoy it.

>>39208217
something something big guy something something

>>39208216
Ya know if we ever want to royally fuck a place up, salting the earth style, our over charged sword + the Deletrium or what ever it was called would suffice for a pretty fantastic dirty bomb.

>>39208217
What's the next step in your master plan?

>>39208319
shitposting, primarily

>>39208315
Dellerium

Were the players always this bad?

>>39208319
To Shitpost his thread

>>39208387
No

>>39208387
yes, but not as frequently

>>39207754
>Sit down and wait a while.
Read

>>39208387
Soma's gone and people are mad about fucking the girl

>>39208387
I think it really is just because the quest has gotten kinda tedious without combat and exploration

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>>39208387
In general? Yes. In this specific quest? Not until it got really popular.

>>39208379
Cool, thought Deletrium looked wrong. Much obliged.

>>39208435
I don't think that's why. It's just the fags who think acting like a crazy dumbass is funny

>>39208445
Nah, it's just what happens when a quest's playerbase gets too big. Especially when there are things to argue over, like waifus.

>>39208387
Generally no, but this is the first time the sexah flood gates have been allowed to open. Soma has been reluctant to allow the smutfags to run free, he bent his rule a little bit and this is what you get.

>>39208445
That's probably true. I didn't care about 70% of the people that we talked to at the party.

>>39208387
Ever since the mask, yes. It fluctuates in how bad it is from any given point though. Once we get our murder hobo on we'll calm down for a while at least, well in theory.

>>39208463
Delirium, even

Writin' for
>Burn down the bank. Fire magic intimidation is a haggler's best friend.

Kidding, writing for wake up the elf.

>>39208545
>Once we get our murder hobo on
We have to go through a waifu vote to get to that point, unfortunately.
I wish Soma had pushed Chrys harder earlier, or not at all.

>>39208491
We've had a comparable amount of players for most of the quest

>>39208622
That's bullshit. It got noticeably bigger around halfway through, and there was a consequent rise in shitposting.

Just a reminder to read the book we checked out of the library sometime today since it's due tomorrow in game time.

>>39208657
I still consider that most of the quest

>>39208567
Well I guess you can't say that the Rhynians minced their words. Effect right there on the tin.

>>39208658
Shit, thats right. Its pretty long as well.

>>39208681
And there has been a lot of shitposting for most of the quest.

Who archived thread 121 as 121.5?

Dumb question but does any one feel like building a shrine to the spirit cat some where in Anthus? Seems like it would be a place that might fit his requirements and we did make a deal.

>>39208922
Someone who broke the description structure.
At least he started with a 'W' so there's /some/ consistency.

>>39208572
BARTERER'S BEST FRIEND

Didn't actually heal her hymen. kek.

>>39208959
>Seems like it would be a place that might fit his requirements and we did make a deal.
Nope needs to be a place where the veil is weak.

>>39209026
That fat merchant is gonna be surprised when she pops out a brown pointy eared baby

>>39209031
I figured it would be, to a degree, in Anthus due to the Academy and possibly the Vault.

>>39209026
We could have written "Mik was here" on it.

ANNETTE IS A WHORE

>>39209047
What would a half-human half-dark elf look like?

>>39209078
Like those guys Soma posted on his ask somewhere.

>>39209078
Ugly.

>>39209078
It would look like a stain on our great race.

>>39209078
I don't know but considering the size difference she is going to have an awful time during childbirth

>>39209078
I don't know, seeing as Mik isn't related to the filthy elves.

>>39209162
Correct answer.

>>39209110
Well with healing magic, useful anesthetics, and what not I imagine C-sections aren't unheard of in this world. Could even be a common thing amongst those with wealth and power.

You wander across the marble room to the aged elf, reaching over the desk to press two fingers to his neck. He's still got a pulse, so he's not dead. You grab him by one shoulder and try gently shaking him, but that doesn't produce any noticeable results. You try it a little more insistently and only after some time does he finally startle awake. The old Elf nearly knocks over the chair in the process, his arms flailing out to help him catch his balance.

Whilst mumbling something in Elven, he dust off his fur trimmed coat. Finally in Rhynian he ask you. “What? What do you need? Can't you see I was resting my eyes?”

He was fast asleep, but you don't really care. You extract the two promissory notes from your cloak and slide them across the desk to the old man. He snatches them up, holding them close to his face so he can read them. After a time he once more squints at you. “You're Mikhael I take it? How do I know?”

You hadn't really thought about that, but an idea occurs to you. “One of the notes says I'm a Vatis, right?” You hold out one of your hands, generating a roiling sphere of flame where before there had been nothing. You snuff it out a moment later, but it seems to be enough to prove your point. The old man waves a hand at you in vague annoyance while pushing himself out of his chair and hobbling off to a door in the back of the bank.

You wait, and wait, and wait yet more. It seems to take an hour just for the old man to collect approximately four hundred and seventy gold. You're not a hundred percent certain of that number, you think you might end up getting some amount of silver back as well, but you can't be bothered to do that math in your head at the moment.

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Finally the old man returns holding a fat bag of jangling coins in both hands. He sets it down with a heavy thud on his desk, leaning his weight against its wooden surface and reaching a hand around to rub his back, forcing himself to stand up straight. There's a loud pop, presumably from his joints. “There you go, lad. Four hundred sixty eight gold and ten silver. Now let me return to my beauty rest.”

You get the feeling this man is far beyond the aid of beauty sleep. He looks older than your Master and he's probably half your Master's age. Regardless you heft the bag of coins and deposit it into your cloak, with some small help from Ricky. The old man doesn't seem to notice.

You wander out of the bank and, with a relieved sigh, turn yourself towards the distant gates. You'll need to pass through the Lower District, which is fine. You could probably buy a guar to ride to Khmedi. That would take perhaps three days? You could always walk it, of course. That would probably make it five or six, maybe seven. Then you might be able to rent a carriage or something, or hitch a ride.

>Find someone selling guar.
>See if you can't hitch a ride with someone headed out that way.
>Look into renting a carriage to take you there.
>Just walk it, it'll be good for you.
>Write-in

>>39209223
>Find someone selling guar.

>>39209223
>See if you can't hitch a ride with someone headed out that way.
Adventure!

>>39209223
>Look into renting a carriage to take you there.

>>39209223
>Find someone selling guar.

>>39209246
I'd rather not have to hide the fact that we're going to murder someone from our traveling companions

>>39209223
>>See if you can't hitch a ride with someone headed out that way.

>14624 silver
We're back in the green.

>>39209223
>Find someone selling guar.

Al Grassed II shall be his name.

>>39209223
>Get a guar.
We can't have anyone that's able to remember our face that'll be able to say we were in the city at the time Chrys' husband died. So we're going to need to do this the smart way.

>>39209223
>Find someone selling guar.

>>39209223
>Just walk it, it'll be good for you.

>>39209300
No one will replace Al Grassed

>>39209281
What?
Why the fuck would anyone care?
Why would Mik care about lying about the reasons he's going?
Besides, if we find someone strong to travel with we can use them as bait for dragons when we run away.

>>39209223
>See if you can't hitch a ride with someone headed out that way.

>>39209223
>Find someone selling guar.

>>39209223
>See if you can't hitch a ride with someone headed out that way.

>>39209223
>See if you can't hitch a ride with someone headed out that way.
Adventure!

>>39209293
Just think how much different this quest would be if we hadn't picked the cloak like a good adventurer.

Also we should buy Ricky a goat while we are here.

>>39209304
>>39209300
>>39209253
>>39209235
>>39209314
>>39209344
>Guar

>>39209250
>Rent-a-Carriage will pick you up!

>>39209246
>>39209286
>>39209331
>>39209346
>>39209347
>Khmedi or bust NOT an axe murderer. Gods bless.

>>39209319
>Walk

Writin' for guar.

>>39209223
>See if you can't hitch a ride with someone headed out that way.
It's been a while since we had a proper adventure or picked up any companions.

>>39209223
can we make a golem mount?

>>39209377
Theoretically.

>>39209358
Well shit, guess the terribly boring option won.
It's going to be fun getting eaten by dragons alone.

>>39209348
Aye and some fried chicken

>>39209384
Than why waste money/resources?
Plus we did learn it on the boat ride, and it should give us a hints to what we can do.

>>39209358
Can we keep an eye out for any place with reasonably priced goats/lambs while we do so? I feel like we haven't gotten Ricky anything in a while.

>>39209223
>>See if you can't hitch a ride with someone headed out that way.

>>39209223
>See if you can't hitch a ride with someone headed out that way.

>Write-in: Imbibe a Vitality Extract.

>>39209223
>See if you can't hitch a ride with someone headed out that way.

>>39209407
>Plus we did learn it on the boat ride
Nope we have learned how to make golems since we still don't know how to make cores.

>>39209505
actually making cores is done with permanency i believed.

>>39209505
*haven't

>>39209348
I would not shed a single tear if we was to lose it. Not one.

>>39209554
Well it's not like you're expected to or anything. What kind of big baby are you that you'd assume disappointment or item loss is anything to cry about?

>>39209529
>actually making cores is done with permanency i believed.
We still don't know how to make the core its never been explained in quest thus we don't know how.

>>39209554
But anon, all our books and money is in there.
That's like, half of Mik's character.

>>39209554
It does make some aspects of the quest kinda easy-modo but don't you even start on Ricky mai Elderu.

>>39209591
The other half of Mik's character is doing stupid shit.
Like losing important stuff. Such as sanity. And cloaks.

>>39209589
Soma told us that we can make real golems with permanency+animate, so its safe to assume that permanency is what we need to make cores.

Isn't the core only for it to be able to take complex orders?

>>39209654
It's for shut up we're buying a Guar.

>>39209591
Not to mention all the powerful and expensive artifacts in it.
>>39209608
Even with the cloak the Pa'vala will destroy us so it doesn't make things that easy.
>>39209617
We still don't know the process so it doesn't matter we can't do it.

>>39209670
Nigga I been waiting to make a Golem Mount for like 70 fookin threads now

>>39209721
And you're gonna have to wait a while longer

>>39209712
>We still don't know the process so it doesn't matter we can't do it.
Actually i blivet we might, but soma skipped the info of what we read during the time skip.

>>39209712
>Create body
>Scultp Vys Lines
>Cast Animate
>Observe/Meditate and Experiment
>Fill in the holes

You wander through town, towards the distant bridge which spans the narrow band of sea water which cuts off the city of Anthus from the mainland. Well, you suppose it would be more accurate to say it cuts off most of the city of Anthus from the mainland, though there do appear to be a number of buildings stretching along the coast. The guards don't give you any trouble as you pass through the gates, and you quickly come to learn that the Lower District is busy even at this hour. Carts rumble along the cobblestone streets and pedestrians rush past you at a seemingly constant rate. It's a bit difficult just to navigate the sidewalks.

Eventually you find yourself on what appears to be a main thoroughfare, the road widening to accommodate more carts and riders and the sidewalks growing less crowded. You continue heading towards the direction you think the bridge is in, but to be perfectly honest you're feeling just a touch lost. Fortunately your direction sense hasn't failed you, as you find yourself confronted by a pair of vast steel gates after only a half hour or so of walking.

The gates are flung wide open at this hour, a never ending flow of carts and carriages baring goods trundling through the great doorways to the city. You search the area, and it doesn't take you long to find a man selling mounts as well as livestock and the various tools one might need for the care of livestock. He's a portly Samjan, a greasy black goatee decorating his chin. He looks you over suspiciously as you approach, speaking tersely in your native tongue before you can get a word out. “Unless you've got coin I've no need of you, beggar!”
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>>39209727
Ive also been wanting to join the Army forever now so whatever

>>39209712
Was mostly just talking about from a logistics/hoarding perspective.

You glance down at yourself. Sure, your clothes are a little disheveled and dirty, and stained. You don't look anything like a beggar though. Especially considering your cloak is still in pristine condition. What a dick.

>Correct this mistake of his, you could buy his entire stock a hundred times over.
>Work with it, promise you have enough coin and start discussing the purchase of a Guar.
>See if you can't wrangle a goat or two as well, for Ricky.
>Actually, why don't you just shove this asshole into your cloak for Ricky and take a guar?
>Write-in

>>39209781
Depending on what way I take things with the timeskip and what way y'all go after it, you might get your wish.

>>39209734
>Actually i blivet we might, but soma skipped the info of what we read during the time skip.
Nope the book never mentioned it.

>>39209798
>>Work with it, promise you have enough coin and start discussing the purchase of a Guar.
>>See if you can't wrangle a goat or two as well, for Ricky.

>>39209798
>Correct this mistake of his, you could buy his entire stock a hundred times over.

>>39209798
>Work with it, promise you have enough coin and start discussing the purchase of a Guar.

>>39209804
Check the thread out, soma did an abridged versions of the animate stuff.
>>39209798
>>39209774
Can we make golems ?

>>39209798
>Actually, why don't you just shove this asshole into your cloak for Ricky and take a guar?

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>>39209798
>>Work with it, promise you have enough coin and start discussing the purchase of a Guar.

>Dat spoiler

>>39209829
You can make golems. You don't actually need golem cores to make golems. Just animate and permanency. The golems will be really simple minded though.

>>39209847
>The golems will be really simple minded though.
You mean as dumb as a brick.

>>39209798
>Work with it, promise you have enough coin and start discussing the purchase of a Guar.
Pride < Judaism

>>39209866
I think he means what he means, being the writer. Kek.

>>39209847
Unliving transportation sounds mighty useful for a certain desert of TPK doesn't it Soma?

>>39209798
>>Work with it, promise you have enough coin and start discussing the purchase of a Guar.
>>See if you can't wrangle a goat or two as well, for Ricky.


Is that anyway to greet a fellow Samjan?

>>39209798
>Correct this mistake of his, you could buy his entire stock a hundred times over.
>Actually, why don't you just shove this asshole into your cloak for Ricky and take a guar?

>>39209847
Can we J-jam the core in afterwards?

Also then what the fuck are we doing buying a fucking Guar?
A golem eats way less and is exponentially cooler

>>39209798
>See if you can't wrangle a goat or two as well, for Ricky.
>Write-in

>Fuck this you'll just make a Golem Mount

>>39209798
>Work with it, promise you have enough coin and start discussing the purchase of a Guar.

What are Pepes?

>>39209893
You want to wait another day to go there?

>>39209916
Nothing important trust me
I'm a shitposter

>>39209870
>>39209836
>>39209828
>>39209811
>>39209896
>>39209889
>Work with it.

>>39209822
>>39209892
>Nigga da fuq did you jus' say?

>>39209811
>>39209893
>>39209889
>Wrangle some goats as well.

>>39209893
>GOLEM PARTY 2016

>>39209892
>>39209834
>Kill him and steal his stuff.

Writin' for
>Work it baby, work it.

ROOOOOOOOOOOLL 3d10+10 (+6 traits, +4 circumstance) vs DC 22 (Base 20, +2 circumstance)

>>39209916
Rare pepes never before seen yours for only 10gbp. Will also accept tendies.