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The next morning you wake up bright and early at 0723 hours by sheer force of habit. Your right leg is tingling and numb because of Arizona's kneecap pressing down in the wrong spot, which does nothing to dampen the familiar morning agony in your upper right thigh. You need the head, your head wound is itching like mad and Arizona's drooling on your chest, still fast asleep and not inclined to move.

In short, things are almost back to the warm, familiar embrace of SNAFU. You snag your cell phone off the side table and dial up Goto's cellular. It rings several times, which lets you know instantly that something's off - you can't recall Goto ever taking longer than three rings to answer.

At last the line picks up. “Ah, hello?” It's a sweet, feminine voice you don't recognize.

“BREAKFAST IN BED TEITOKU~”

That one, on the other hand, you *do.*

“I take it Admiral Goto is unavailable,” you reply flatly.

“He's... out,” the voice replies. From the background you hear scraping and thumping sounds, and Kongou's bright voice promising Goto that 'love is going to find him.'

“... out, huh?”

“The window,” the new voice confirms under her breath. “Can I take a message?”

“You're his secretary, right?”

“Yes, sir!” she replies cheerfully. “You can count on me!”

“In that case, could you come to the base infirmary, room 22A? I need some help from somebody that won't spread rumors.”

“Ah, I'm sorry, Admiral Goto is going to need my help cleaning up after Kongou-”

You know exactly why she's dissembling, but you really do need discreet help. Preferably with a crowbar.

>Let her off the hook and call Hate. If you know him, he'll be too busy squinting away a hangover to rib you much over it, and besides, you've got two arrows in your quiver - won't hurt to let him have one.
>You really don't have time for this cloak-and-wazikashi bullshit - nobody cares that you're Ho~te~ru, get over here already!
>Other?

>>40871673
>gently slips off her shoes.

Whose shoes?

Is Shokaku joining us in bed?

>>40871696
>>You really don't have time for this cloak-and-wazikashi bullshit - nobody cares that you're Ho~te~ru, get over here already!

>>40871696
>You really don't have time for this cloak-and-wazikashi bullshit - nobody cares that you're Ho~te~ru, get over here already!

>>40871696
>You really don't have time for this cloak-and-wazikashi bullshit - nobody cares that you're Ho~te~ru, get over here already!

>>40871696
>>You really don't have time for this cloak-and-wazikashi bullshit - nobody cares that you're Ho~te~ru, get over here already!
love hotel HA HA HA

>>40871696
>Let her off the hook and call Hate. If you know him, he'll be too busy squinting away a hangover to rib you much over it, and besides, you've got two arrows in your quiver - won't hurt to let him have one.

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>>40871696
>Let her off the hook and call Hate. If you know him, he'll be too busy squinting away a hangover to rib you much over it, and besides, you've got two arrows in your quiver - won't hurt to let him have one.
SHINY RED BUTTON

>>40871720
planefag
planefag wat r u doing to best gardener
stahp

>>40871696
>Let her off the hook and call Hate. If you know him, he'll be too busy squinting away a hangover to rib you much over it, and besides, you've got two arrows in your quiver - won't hurt to let him have one.

Oh that's fine we can just use someone else.

I'm sure you're used to that.

Like I want to meet her, but...eh fuck it.
>>40871696
>You really don't have time for this cloak-and-wazikashi bullshit - nobody cares that you're Ho~te~ru, get over here already!

>>40871696
>>You really don't have time for this cloak-and-wazikashi bullshit - nobody cares that you're Ho~te~ru, get over here already!

>>40871696
>>Let her off the hook and call Hate. If you know him, he'll be too busy squinting away a hangover to rib you much over it, and besides, you've got two arrows in your quiver - won't hurt to let him have one.

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>>40871696
>You really don't have time for this cloak-and-wazikashi bullshit - nobody cares that you're Ho~te~ru, get over here already!
I hope we're not actually going to call her Hotel. Everything else is fine though.

>>40871696
>Let her off the hook and call Hate. If you know him, he'll be too busy squinting away a hangover to rib you much over it, and besides, you've got two arrows in your quiver - won't hurt to let him have one.
Be sure to close the call with a "It's alright, Yamato, I Know." though

>>40871773
>>40871774
>>40871781

HANGOVER YOU FUCKSHRUBS. GO AWAY.

>>40871696
>You really don't have time for this cloak-and-wazikashi bullshit - nobody cares that you're Ho~te~ru, get over here already!

>>40871696
>You really don't have time for this cloak-and-wazikashi bullshit - nobody cares that you're Ho~te~ru, get over here already!

>>40871696
>You really don't have time for this cloak-and-wazikashi bullshit - nobody cares that you're Ho~te~ru, get over here already!

>>40871696
>Let her off the hook and call Hate. If you know him, he'll be too busy squinting away a hangover to rib you much over it, and besides, you've got two arrows in your quiver - won't hurt to let him have one.
SUMMON THE CORPORAL!

>>40871696
>>[x] Let her off the hook and call Hate. If you know him, he'll be too busy squinting away a hangover to rib you much over it, and besides, you've got two arrows in your quiver - won't hurt to let him have one.

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>>40871696
>At last the line picks up. “Ah, hello?” It's a sweet, feminine voice you don't recognize.
>“BREAKFAST IN BED TEITOKU~”
>That one, on the other hand, you *do.*
>“I take it Admiral Goto is unavailable,” you reply flatly.
>“He's... out,” the voice replies. From the background you hear scraping and thumping sounds, and Kongou's bright voice promising Goto that 'love is going to find him.'

>>40871696
>>You really don't have time for this cloak-and-wazikashi bullshit - nobody cares that you're Ho~te~ru, get over here already!

>>40871800
>I hope we're not actually going to call her Hotel

It's in the fucking prompt. You want one without Hotel in it, write it in.

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>>40871696
STOP

BULLYING

YAMATO

>You really don't have time for this cloak-and-wazikashi bullshit - nobody cares that you're Ho~te~ru, get over here already!

jk yamato is built for bullying

>>40871696
>>Let her off the hook and call Hate. If you know him, he'll be too busy squinting away a hangover to rib you much over it, and besides, you've got two arrows in your quiver - won't hurt to let him have one.

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>>40871696
>Arizona's drooling on your chest
PFFFFTTTTTHAHAHAHA
EVEN THE NOBLE BB CAN'T GET AWAY FROM SLEEP-DROOL

>>40871696
>>Let her off the hook and call Hate. If you know him, he'll be too busy squinting away a hangover to rib you much over it, and besides, you've got two arrows in your quiver - won't hurt to let him have one.

>>40871806
But, blackmail?

>>40871696
>>You really don't have time for this cloak-and-wazikashi bullshit - nobody cares that you're Ho~te~ru, get over here already!
I-is it time to bully Yamato?

>>40871696
>Let her off the hook and call Hate. If you know him, he'll be too busy squinting away a hangover to rib you much over it, and besides, you've got two arrows in your quiver - won't hurt to let him have one.
You get off lucky this time, Hotel.
We'll be back for you later.

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>>40871833
>It's in the fucking prompt. You want one without Hotel in it, write it in.
Planefag will read my post just fine.

Also, we should change Goto's ringtone to Hotel California.

>>40871696
>other
"I, uh, I know. Who you are. Now please help me get Arizona off me so I can piss."

>>40871696
>>You really don't have time for this cloak-and-wazikashi bullshit - nobody cares that you're Ho~te~ru, get over here already!

What do we need Hotel for?

To pry Arizona off us? I don't think it takes a Battleship to do it.

>>40871875
He can read your post, but he can't assume that everyone else voted for that prompt minus Hotel, especially when half the posts with anything other than the prompt are about bullying her.

>>40871806
WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE A HANGOVER? WHY?

NEVERMIND, JUST GET OVER HERE. IT'S A BEAUTIFUL, BRIGHT DAY OUT, GOOD TO GET SOME AIR. WE'RE DOWN THE STREET, PAST THE CONSTRUCTION SITE, TRAFFIC JAM, AND FIRE SIREN.

>>40871696
>Let her off the hook and call Hate. If you know him, he'll be too busy squinting away a hangover to rib you much over it, and besides, you've got two arrows in your quiver - won't hurt to let him have one.

More Hate is always better!

>>40871696
>>Let her off the hook and call Hate. If you know him, he'll be too busy squinting away a hangover to rib you much over it, and besides, you've got two arrows in your quiver - won't hurt to let him have one.

>>40871806
Shh no headaches
Only Hate-fae now

>Let her off the hook, call Shokaku. She did say she'd see you tomorrow

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>>40871696
>You really don't have time for this cloak-and-wazikashi bullshit - nobody cares that you're Ho~te~ru, get over here already!

>>40871751

Arizona's.

>>40871696
>Other

"Look, just hide the crysanthemum and 18-inchers while you walk over and it should be fine."

>>40871696
>>You really don't have time for this cloak-and-wazikashi bullshit - nobody cares that you're Ho~te~ru, get over here already!

>>40871859

Hangover trumps blackmail, especially when I know I'm going to spend all day making loud noises in the armory again because there's fuck/all to do here.

>>40871696
>No, what Admiral Goto needs is a way to loosen up that doesn't leave him hungover. Please, Yamato?
>>40871902
Every interaction we have had with Arizona's arms has had them described as steel bands

>>40871696
>>You really don't have time for this cloak-and-wazikashi bullshit - nobody cares that you're Ho~te~ru, get over here already!

>>40871696
>You really don't have time for this cloak-and-wazikashi bullshit - nobody cares that you're Ho~te~ru, get over here already!

>>40871859
>But, blackmail?
That's why we'll take picture of Arizona drooling.

jk, we'll put those up on the web regardless.

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>>40871942
>Making loud noises in the armory
with whom~?

>>40871929
>Wan Wan post spotted
>Commence wan wan

>>40871696
NAKA PLS HELP. NAKA PLS WAKE UP. I MUST GO.

>>40871945
>>40871696
I'll second the politer way of asking for help.

>>40871696
>Other?
Ask her to help and imply that Goto deserves to be terrorized by Kongou for a bit - good for the health of his heart with all that running. Now will you please come down here and help me or tell me who else can move a battleship that is discreet and will help?

>>40871922
I am for this anon.

Also we lost the opportunity for Shokaku shinaggans last night. We won't miss it this morning.

Request help with ambulation and the proper usage of a urinal.

>>40871977

Myself, a lathe, a drill press, and some billet steel.

Quit asking questions.

>>40871955
So Settle gets to blackmail himself?
Also, just tell Hate that the medstaff put him in restraints, and he needs Hate's help to break out

>>40871955
>Put picture of pure Arizona on the internet where some creep will jack off to said picture.
0/10 worst admiral.

>>40871945
Hotel is feeding her admiral more alcohol? I thought he ran out of the window?

>>40871696
>You really don't have time for this cloak-and-wazikashi bullshit - nobody cares that you're Ho~te~ru, get over here already!

VOTES CALLED WOOP WOOP

>>40872003
That's really kinky. Got any tips?

>>40872024
No, I'm implying that she should let Kongou convince Goto to bend her over his dess

>>40872003
Lewd.
Homemade caseless rifle?

>>40871696
>You really don't have time for this cloak-and-wazikashi bullshit - nobody cares that you're Ho~te~ru, get over here already!

get out of port and do some fucking work for once in your life, goddamn.

>>40871875
Nah. Change it to the national anthem instead.

The national anthem of Congo.

>>40872055
But why would Kongou want Gato to bend Yamato over his desk?

>>40872035
He wants to attach a shipgirl gun to that AR lower he swiped, so that humans can use them. I guess he finally got someone to trade him.

>>40872065

no. stop asking questions.

>>40871912
If it makes people happy, we can always just mention that we're not ordering room service.

>>40872003
Hate, what the fuck are you making?

How much of the base are we going to have t re-build after this?

>>40871673

Ah, neither of these two threads are archived yet. And the previous one is on page 10 already.

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>>40871696
>wazikashi
It's Wakizashi planefag! You're tired already~? Do you need some help focusing?

>>40872103
Corporal confirmed for being a secret member of DARPA

>>40872103
Do keep in mind that there will be several ranking officers that will want to see documentation on how you did it.

>Other?
If it's that big of a deal for you grab a coat and hat from the closet, I need some help here.

>>40871921
I bet there are some days it would come in handy to have a fae around to yell at people in gibberish

I wonder if you could bribe one of them into doing it.

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Shipgirl going full BELKA when
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL1CNkRmHQI

>>40872150
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

Would a carrier be able to peel a battleship off you?

>>40872103
>in b4 Hate is crushed by a naval rifle

>>40872119
I'll take care of it, 1sec

>Let her off the hook and call Hate. If you know him, he'll be too busy squinting away a hangover to rib you much over it, and besides, you've got two arrows in your quiver - won't hurt to let him have one.

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>>40872208
METAL GEAR!!!!!


>>40872188
>Irish fae from the O'Bannon shouting Irish profanities in fae-speak while throwing potatoes at you
I gotta see this.

>>40872163

Tough dick. I got better shit to do than write papers. They got guys paid a lot more money than I fucking get to sort this kinda crap out. I just get paid to kill things and break shit. And I don't even get to do that.

>>40872213
If they were a refinished battleship then maybe, we're not entirely sure how that strength correlates

>>40872261
But you've already broken a couple of shipgirls. Doesn't that count, corporal?

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>>40871936
>>40872188
Yup, still not relevant even when in disguise.

I Assume we will at least try and wake Arizona up?
Since that seems like the quickest way of getting out

So have tried to wake up said battleship yet? Without making Pearl Harbor siren sounds?

Or will a few cheek pats do?

>>40872288
>Note to Self
>When incognito, hide the rangefinders

>>40872229

>In which we wake up with Arizona doing her best impression of a limpet mine on us. We also talk to Naka and Shoukaku

That's either some real close timing, or threads can be added to suptg even if they fall off the 10th page and get archived on 4chan. Either way, good job.

>>40872313
>>40872315
Let us have fun bullying the Hotel anon.

>>40872315
>So have tried to wake up said battleship yet? Without making Pearl Harbor siren sounds?
>Or will a few cheek pats do?
damn it, stop making sense

>>40871696
>Other?
Do your best impression of a Zero.

Alternatively, yell "OH NO THE DIRTY JAPS ARE SINKING SHIPS AT HARBOR WITHOUT A DECLARATION OF WAR"

>>40872333
they can be added when 'archived' on 4chan, the thread crawler just looks like a normal user to 4chan's servers.

>>40872333
>limpet mine

Ignorant anon here. What is this?

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>>40872350
>You can't let yourself be held back by common sense!

>>40872375
>limpet mine
It's a magnetic mine.

>>40872375
Magnet-equipped mine. Sticks to the target before blowing up.

>>40872313
>>40872315
Wow, you guys. Just chill out and have fun.

>>40872375
It's where they get limpets from. In the seventeenth century, getting sentenced to the limpet mines was akin to death. Nowadays safety has improved dramatically.

>>40872313
>>40872315
Pretty sure the point's to move her without waking her up.

>>40872405
>>40872397
>>40872409
Can man know peace from such evil?

>>40872285

Like, two and neither of them are broken.

So which FREEDOM girl are we ignoring mostly?

Our carrier?

>>40872438
Attach legos to them. I have no remorse.

>>40872442
but what about all those otaku that you broke?

sure, you didn't kill them, but it was still fun.

>>40872458
We only have a few of them, but yes Hornet is the most ignored.

>>40872458
Ignoring? Sammy. She's fine.

>>40872467
YOU FIEND!!!

>>40872409
>It's where they get limpets from
Hey now, don't go bullying the guy, it was a genuine question

>>40872467
>Limpet mines with legos as shrapnel
FUUUUUUUUU

>>40872442
Also all the cameras and phones you shredded!

>>40872468
Those guys NEEDED to be broken.

Hate now has a reputation as the "American devil".

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>>40872467

>>40872458
Not really Sammy a bit... maybe? Hornet got her ass chewed out for being a dumb so that's not being ignored.

>>40872458
Sammy.
Arizona's stuck to us like glue, we've actively worked on Willie, we hollered at Hornet to unfuck herself and Goto helped with that putting her on the next sortie, we've been fucking with/being there for Harder pretty consistently, but Sammy just sort of... exists. She's fine.

>>40872467
WARCRIMES, FUCK YEAH!

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>>40872533
>American Devil
So like HIM, but with burgers and and bald eagles?

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>>40872518
>>40872534
FIENDS!!!

>>40872549
>>40872556
Sammy is the kind of girl you try to pretend that she does not exist. Much easier to play the admiral not aware of what his men is up to role.

>>40872581
Where is this and where can I buy something like this?

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>>40872581
All my want

>>40872595
She also hasn't got some glaringly-obvious trauma or hangup besides being a little shit, so far as I've noticed.

I still wanna see Kongou bully her though

>>40872581
The level of dedication on that lego carrier is astounding.

Is that CV-12 Hornet?

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>>40872581

>>40872623
I'd pay good money just for a pre-boxed set of one of those planes, and I'm not even a dedicated builder.

Good God, how much money could you get away with charging a hardcore builder for the whole carrier...

>>40872672

It's her sister Intrepid, according to a quick googling.

>>40872636
I think she will hit it off smashingly with the only girl with enough energy to keep up with her.

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Would probably collapse under her own weight if they had to build the lower hull too

>>40872581

I dearly want to build one of these for my dad.

>>40872768
That's gorgeous.

>>40872695
>I'd pay good money just for a pre-boxed set of one of those planes, and I'm not even a dedicated builder.
TO BRICKLINK WITH YOU!
www.bricklink.com

They probably have someone who will sell you instructions or an entire pre-made kit to make your own.

>Good God, how much money could you get away with charging a hardcore builder for the whole carrier...
I'm going to guess... $13,000 USD

>>40871673
Hey guess what.
Ghost targeting got nerfed faggot.

Your cheese is no more

>>40872768
>Dat forecastle
Mmmhhmmmm

>>40872725
Really? Damn, those Essex-class carriers are hard to tell apart without markings...

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>>40872768
>>40872581
You have no idea how much I would pay for both of those.

>>40872003
Still trying to make that gun that fires shipgirl ammo?

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>>40872792

>>40872831
He knows what I'm talking about.

>>40872768
>Would probably collapse under her own weight
Depends entirely on what kind of internal bracing they use and whether they're smart enough to use as many single-piece parts as possible on the interior.

If the weight is correctly distributed, it'll be fine. Lego Bricks can take a *lot* of weight.

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>>40872831
le ecm face

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>>40872802
>hard to tell apart without markings
if only there was a massive 11 at the end of the flight deck... Oh, wait

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>>40872874

>>40872883
I get what you're talking about, but I don't see the images context as far as markings for Essex-class carriers are concerned...

>>40872874
>misses
pfftttt

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>>40872874
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET, FILTHY CLANNER
PRAISE BLAKE

>>40872874
What is this?

>>40872728
Or we just need to let Kongou know that the night Settle went on the date Goto was alone in his Office with Sammy in his lap...

Then forget to mention that they were watching the internet chaos.

>>40872988
Anon, we need Goto alive. Who else will take the blame for our fuckups?

>>40872988
Kongo would just be glad someone else can see how good a man Goto is.

>>40872966
A shitposting namefag getting what he deserves.

>>40873035
I meant what game is this.

>>40873024
>>40873027
If she thinks Sammy is trying to steal him to get back for being sunk I don't think Goto's the one who'll need to worry.

>>40873093
Battletech. Megamek.

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More pics to drool over while we wait

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Planefag is afk
post touhou/kancolle/swq lewds

>>40873093
Mornington Crescent. Couldn't you tell?

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>>40873200

>>40872988
>>40873186
I get the feeling that Kongo wouldn't think of Goto as a pedophile.

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>>40873200

No! Post more lego ships!

>>40873234
No post Shoukaku lewds

TURKEY TROTS TO WATER GG FROM ANON ACTION COM TG INFO COMINCH CTF SEVENTY-SEVEN X WHERE IS RPT WHERE IS TQUEST MASTER PLANEFAG RR THE WORLD WONDERS

>>40872966
an automated network multiplayer implementation of the battletech tabletop game.
with a series of low rolls, a robot pilot comprehensively fails to hit anything. this isn't unusual; battletech is robot qwop.

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>>40873200
Does guro count?

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>>40873234
>>40873196
>Those 18 inch rifles

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>>40873248

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>>40873248
no, post headpats

>>40873279

I know, right? What I'd do to get my hands on one of those fucking things...

>>40873288
>that spine

Is she a midget?

Still trying to read Settle's backstory but got my wisdom teeth pulled out and am currently struggling. What is greenpeace?

>>40873195
>>40873209
>>40873271

Thanks anons. Will check it out.

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>>40873327
Well, Iowa can only offer 16 inches. You'll have to make do, devil dog.

>>40873341
A bunch of sea-hippies who don't even science.

>>40873328
No, just drawn poorly.

>>40873341
Environmental group, does a lot of protests and demonstrations.

>>40873341
Only the dead can know peace from the evil of Greenpeace.

>>40873274
Lewd.

Magazine cooked off?

>>40873341
dirty dumb, hippy scum

>>40873341
Hippies who sail about being general pain in the asses.

>>40873341
Environmental advocacy group. They make a habit of sailing into areas where things they object to are going on in order to disrupt them.

With all the stuff going on with Greenpeace I'm still wondering why they haven't gone full Blue Cosmos yet.

>>40873372

Nah, I wouldn't take a gun from her, she needs them.

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>>40872959
we're both playing clans

>>40873035
extremely rude

>>40873465
>we're both playing clans
AND THAT'S WHAT YOU GET

Doubly so since you're clearly not following zell.

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>>40873465
Did someone say BOMBER?!!!
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTiD-bGVpwg

>>40873390

Either that or something rattling around just flat out collided and exploded. Poor, poor Barham.

>>40873341
Enviromentalist Hippies, they've been around since the 60s making pests of themselves while trying to save the earth.

They got so annoying that the French pulled a commando raid to blow up their first ship in order to stop them from interfering with their nuclear tests.

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>>40873465
>we're both playing clans

Just because the other guy deserves a nuke shoved up his ass doesn't mean you can't get one too.

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“Oh god,” you moan - you're already desperate to choke down your first stiff painkiller of the day and you're not even out of bed yet. And after that dream that miserable damned nightmare rising from the murky memories to swallow you again you want to get back to Your Duty so bad it almost hurts more than your leg.

Almost.
“No, you do not need to help Goto,” you groan. “Nobody can help Goto. She's got his scent.”

“Ah, I'm sorry, I have to go,” the voice replies, “Admiral Goto is running for it and I need to keep-”

“EXCEPT YOU CAN'T,” you snap, not yelling so much as Speaking In Capital Letters, a skill unique to caffeine-deprived skippers worldwide. “BECAUSE KONGOU MAKES THIRTY KNOTS AND YOU MAKE TWENTY-SEVEN.”

“Bu-b-bu-t I'm not even a sh-”

“Yes, you are.”

“I have no idea what you're talking about,” she replies primly, regaining her composure.

“Oh my god I do NOT have time for this cloak-and-wazikashi bullshit,” you groan. “It's been seventy blooming years! We know who you are. We ALL know who you are.”

“Y-you have n-”

“Your main battery's shells come in two varieties - AP with the terminal ballistics of a brick and gigantic fireworks to amuse attacking dive-bombers. You suck fuel faster than a destroyer with a flat bow, you have padogas atop your padogas to support your primary rangefinder, you're so wide people can play badminton on your rear aviation deck and your picture's in the dictionary underneath 'hotel'!”

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>>40873582

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A kind of quiet choking sound is coming from the other end of the line which evokes images of fish gasping for air out of water.

“H-h-how-”

“It is a cipher,” you say mysteriously, “wrapped in an Enigma. Now get over here quick because I need somebody who knows how to keep NEW secrets and you're probably the only breathing soul on a naval base who understands the value of said discretion because Reasons!”

“O-okay?” she says, unsettled, and hangs up.

You spend the intervening time trying to reach Naka's chair with your cane to poke her awake. When you finally make contact she just mewls like a cat and rolls away from you, wrapping the big blanket around her an extra layer deep, so she looks like a cocoon-girl. Like a miniature Yamato-class in a graving dock, who will emerge as a poorly-designed carrier come Fall. Just as you're searching for a good lightweight projectile, Yamato herself arrives. Or rather, a tall, oddly-lumpy trench-coat arrives, complete with a wide-brimmed hat and sunglasses. Completing the display is the pretty peach-colored parasol she's cradling gingerly in the crook of one arm, hovering over the whole ensemble like a neon sign begging for attention.

You and the Trenchcoat lock gazes for a long, awkward moment.

“Precautions,” she says, and closes the door, then locks it. “Who's in the blanket?”

>>40873606
Yeah...
This is going too far.
It's not funny.

>>40873582
>gigantic fireworks to amuse attacking dive-bombers

I hope this is actually a thing

But I thought brick was not slow at terminal velocity?

>>40873582

>“Your main battery's shells come in two varieties - AP with the terminal ballistics of a brick and gigantic fireworks to amuse attacking dive-bombers. You suck fuel faster than a destroyer with a flat bow, you have padogas atop your padogas to support your primary rangefinder, you're so wide people can play badminton on your rear aviation deck and your picture's in the dictionary underneath 'hotel'!”

My sides are at trans-Jovian injection

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GERMAN SHIPGIRLS WHEN?

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“Naka.”

“She... I think she knows, but-”

“Just wrap my belt around her and slide her in the closet.”

“I'll take my chances,” Yamato replies, fumbling with the buttons on the trenchcoat, and finally manages to pull it off. You take a moment to appreciate the bulbousness of her bow as she wrestles with the floppy hat, which has become entangled in the jutting “wings” of her fire-control directors. Her long locks have been pulled back in a ponytail that accentuates every movement of her head; waist-length hair swishing about animatedly as she moves. Finally tugging the hat free, she thinks to remove the dark sunglasses, which are doing her no favors in a room with dark lights and closed blinds. When she finally gets a good look at you - and Arizona - she starts blushing pink, her hands pressing the floppy hat against her mouth.

“Um...”

“Admiral Ryan Settle, United States Navy,” you offer, extending your hand. “Glad to meet you. Wish I was more composed, but, uh, I kind of almost died yesterday.”

Yamato leans forward to gingerly take your hand and shake it, one hand still hiding her face behind the hat. “Ahnoooo...” she says.

“I don't know what that means,” you reply. “Maybe if you used English?”

“Why... do you have a girl... sleeping on your b-”

“Why does Goto have a glorified battle-cruiser trying to cross his T?”

“Because- uh- *oh.*”

“Something like that, yeah. Could you pry her loose? She doesn't want to let go.”

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>>40873582

>“Your main battery's shells come in two varieties - AP with the terminal ballistics of a brick and gigantic fireworks to amuse attacking dive-bombers. You suck fuel faster than a destroyer with a flat bow, you have padogas atop your padogas to support your primary rangefinder, you're so wide people can play badminton on your rear aviation deck and your picture's in the dictionary underneath 'hotel'!”

>>40873582
>you're so wide people can play badminton on your rear aviation deck

Is this a your mama joke?

>>40873447
Hate, are you listening to yourself?
you're refusing sixteen inch guns.
Sixteen inch guns that woulb be given to you by a hot chick with a smile on her lips.

You're madly in love, dude.
you just haven't noticed it yet.

>>40873632
When you stop asking!

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Yamato creeps closer with small, chary steps till she can slip both arms underneath Arizona's elbows. With firm, steady pressure she manages to break her death-grip on your middle and gently lay her to one side of the bed, allowing you to roll out the other. You're just creeping around the end of the bed when Arizona starts groping blindly for her lost pillow. Much like an Exocet, having missed the original mark she begins a pattern search for the next valid target return, IFF be damned.

You're alerted to the crisis when Yamato squeaks in alarm. Pausing halfway through pulling your pants on, you glance over to find Yamato's arm firmly in Arizona's grip.

“Uhh,” she stammers. “Help?”

>Substitution!
>Lubrication!
>Rorschach.png

>>40873268
>ENEMY SURFACE FORCE OF 4 BATTLESHIPS, 7 CRUISERS, AND 11 DESTROYERS SIGHTED 20 MILES NORTHWEST OF YOUR TASK GROUP AND CLOSING IN ON YOU AT 30 KNOTS

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>>40872781

>13,000 burger tokens to make a Lego aircraft carrier

Jesus wept, that's a whole lotta little pieces of plastic.

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>>40873491
I broke zell first in that match

>>40873674
>Substitution!
Quickly, throw Arizona at Naka!

>>40873674
>>Substitution!

>>40873674
>>Substitution!

>>40873674
>>Substitution!
Get that pillow to Arizona ASAP!

>>40873674
>Finish pulling on pants and then:
>Substitution.
The pants part might go without saying, but better safe than sorry.

>>40873674
>>Rorschach.png
"Enjoy your new wife."

>>40873674
>Substitution!
While Rorschach is tempting we shouldn't leave Yamato with Arizona.

>>40873656

Iowa deploys. Yamato does not.

Iowa needs her guns.

Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>40873674
>Substitution!
>Lubrication!
>Rorschach.png

I'm not exactly sure what any of those would entail so I'm going to roll for it.

>>40873674
>>Substitution!
To the head! Allon~sy!

>>40873674
>>40873703
>Substitution!
Take a photograph first, for the love of god

>>40873674
>Substitution!
And seriously, why do people bully Yamato?

>>40873674
>Substitution!

>>40873674
>Substitution!

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>>40873701

Dead clanners are dead clanners, friend Planefag.

Doesn't matter how they get that way.

>>40873674
>>Substitution!

>>40873674
>>Lubrication!

I am curious as to what the admiral is using as lubrication.

>>40873692
>dat Battle off Samar reference
Think I wouldn't notice, did you?

>>40873728
She's just so darn bullyable!

>>40873674
>Lubrication also try and do the whistle wakeup thing again.

>>40873718
Bull you said it yourself she's not currently being deployed.

>>40873674
>>Substitution!
Yeah, I'm not sure if a pillow or Naka would be the better substitute.

The real question though, is do we hit the head before or after we save Yamato?

>>40873719
>Substituiton
Put something else in Arizona's arms.
>Lubrication
Help Yamato get free
>Rorschach.png
Leave Yamato to her doom.

>>40873674
>Rorschach.png

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>>40873609
>unsettled

>>40873674
>Substitution!

>>40873674
>fail miserably and have Arizona latch onto both of you

>>40873674
>Substitution!

Take a Photo!

>>40873715
>>40873713
I am curious, what is nondescript cards used in psychological testing have to do with this situation?

>>40873674

>Substitution!

Can't let Yamato sink since she came to help out

>>40873674
>>Substitution!

>>40873674
>Rorschach.png

>>40873674
>>Substitution!

>>40873626
Bricks tumble though. And he's referring to the type 3 shells.

>>40873779
YEEEEEAAAAAAH

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>>40873653
>insult?

That depends on your, uh, point of view.

>>40873268

I laughed way too hard at this. This last update took forever and I have no idea why, drove me up the wall. I'm going to call it a night after the next update because we have TWO writeups to post as consolation prizes.

On the plus side I'll have a lot more time to polish content before Wednesday, and Wednesday is going to be a lot of SHIT BLOWING UP, so, yeah!

>>40873785
Watchmen reference

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>>40873674
Substitution!

>>40873728
She's cute when she is being bullied.

>>40873772
I'm surprised not more people are going for the last one. Take a photo, wake Naka up, later sucker!

>>40873674
>Rorschach.png

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>>40873809
>Wednesday is going to be a lot of SHIT BLOWING UP

>>40873674
>Rorschach.png

> Substitution!

Also, question for planefag: recent shitstorm notwithstanding, would you mind if I copied Kant-O-Celle Quest onto spacebattles.com, the way another poster was doing with SWQ?

>>4087380
>dat pic
So the reason Goto denies Kongou is cause he is boinking Yamato right.

>>40873674
>Substitution!

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>>40873674
>>Substitution!
We need to have TTK dakis eventually, bet someone on base could arrange it.

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>>40873674
>Substitution!
yamato must come with us so we can continue to bully

>>40873824
That... really is as stupid as it sounds.
So basically 4chan. K.

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>>40873809
>Sempai noticed me

>>40873765

Currently. But that's the difference. We've got the resources to support our fucking battleships, not just look at them and go 'why the fuck did we build this fucking thing so fucking huge?' Iowa can deploy. Short of becoming an American ship, Yamato can't.

>>40873674
>Rorschach.png
Hyehyehye

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>>40873856

>Shipslut quest on Spacebattles

There is no way this won't end terribly

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>>40873870

>>40873824
What ships are these gorgeous girls?

>>40873872
>Short of becoming an American ship, Yamato can't

Psst, hey, hey Yamato. You wanna try some Liberty? I guarantee it'll give you some sorties. Come on, first hit is free.

>>40873674
I'd like to point out that we should probably not just abandon Arizona without leaving a note or something. Her waking up without us there could be kinda bad.

>>40873856
Don't, the shitters that infest SB should not get to enjoy PF's writing.

>>40873718

Hate, she still has her ship body. She can give you her old guns and I'm certain the navy would build her new ones to replace them the moment she requested one.

We both know you just don't want to trouble the girl you love.

>>40873872
I think we can do some legal hoops with the the disarmament treaty to make it happen. That's how we got Nagamon.

>>40873856
>Also, question for planefag: recent shitstorm notwithstanding, would you mind if I copied Kant-O-Celle Quest onto spacebattles.com, the way another poster was doing with SWQ?

Not at all. People can read this silly BS however they like! The only thing I don't want to see is someone going full UTV stalker on me. That might be bad. Everything else, go for it.

VOTES CALLED WRITING ETC.

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>>40873872
>Yamato repatriates, since a single girl is easier to convince than an entire crew
>The wheezing corpse of Japanese national pride spins in its open grave

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>>40873910
The best class of heavy cruisers

>>40873893
It's actually reasonably popular among posters I know there.

>>40873917
I am for this.

>Lubrication!

What can possibly go wrong?

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>>40873809
>Wednesday is going to be a lot of SHIT BLOWING UP
>mfw

>>40873856
>recent shitstorm notwithstanding

What shitstorm, and why would that matter?

>>40873872
I think you forgot that supplies are way cheaper now.

>>40873872
I am legitimately curious now if a Yamato uses more resourcesthan an Essex class

>>40873701
>breaking Zellbrigen in a clan-on-clan match
Jokes aside, this is actually pretty shitty. Unless you are actually playing as a clan with a "unique" take on Zell.

>>40873930

Oh god if fucking only.

I think I just found myself a new project.

>>40873954
Some people were bitching about SB mod reputations earlier in the last thread.

>>40873918
Half of them are already reading it right here.

>>40873864
Shoukaku's first in line for her Settle one.

>>40873910
The brunette's ashigara

>>40873893
>>40873918
They loved the guy who transcribed SWQ for them. Some of SB is in the curious position of loving Planefag's writing, but too scared to actually go to 4chan to witness it in person.

>>40873922
>The only thing I don't want to see is someone going full UTV stalker on me.

wat?

>>40873809

More Shokaku yes?

...I don't have a problem.

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>>40873971
Godspeed, you crazy fucker

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>>40873935

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>>40873971
Go for gold, Hate.

>>40873989
Ahhh thank you good anon.

>>40873951
last thread. Someone asked about the people behind Kan Colle Pacific (a doujin group, non-H) reading this quest, someone said they did, linked to another website (the discussion board of Space Battles) as proof, people started throwing shit at each other and bitching about shit.

So the usual, really.

>>40873872
Doesn't the Iowa actually use up more resources than even Yamato though? I heard those monstrous engines that made her the fastest battleship in the world was a real fuel guzzler.

>>40873971
Well this will be interesting.

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>>40873971

https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/kantai-collection-fanfic-idea-and-recs.332794/page-105#post-17956116

>That fuckin kancolle thread on SB that was linked earlier
>And if Morgane-sensei does read Kant-o-Celle Quest, well, color me profoundly surprised.
>Morgane-sensei

> Mi'lord, I really doubt it's Kant-O-Celle Quest. It's entertaining no doubt and I have found moments of genuine heart, but boy is it profane. Super profane.
>Mi'lord
>>MI'LORD

What the fuck is this shit?
How can you be this unashamedly wapanese?

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>>40873971

So this is how we finally get the Iowa vs Yamato matchup history was denied: with their personifications fighting over a Lance Corporal.

>>40874011
Only at high speeds. Cruising speeds were perfectly in line with the rest of the fleet.

>>40874011
That is true. But the USN has an entire continent to work with, while the IJN had a resource-poor island

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>>40873971
Go for it Hate.

>>40873935

But they are not Baltimore Class Heavy cruisers...

>>40873893
The SWQ archive-thread is actually pretty popular, and to my knowledge the Mods have raised no issues with it. Plus it's currently serving as a 'planefag updates' thread, and a lot of people want to see KCQ over there.

>>40873922
Many thanks, planefag!

>>40873951
Last thread, when all the people started ranting against SB.com for having Moderators who do their job.

>>40874011
Yeah, but dude. We're the United States of America. We finished World War II with the largest fleet the world had ever, and will ever, bear witness to. We can afford another battleship.

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>>40874034
Do it
FOR THE GLORY OF ZEON

>>40874025
Dude's a well known cock, ignore him.

>>40874005
Wait, that? That wasn't a shit storm. That barely even qualifies as a shit drizzle.

>>40874047
Really? got a link to that SWQ thread then? I'm curious to see it.

>>40874011

maybe. Maybe.

But we've got 'em to spare. the Japs don't.

the real question is how the fuck do I play this. Hmm.

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>>40873992
>too scared to actually go to 4chan

What. I. What. 4chan isn't just /b/, gore, shota, loli, hackers, and furries.

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>>40874059
I am a professional zeon remover

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>>40873994

>He doesn't know

Get you learned, son

>>40874080
yeah, but it was during a long wait between updates, so it was the only thing people were talking about.

So it was more annoying than anything, really.

>>40874082
Start with the reparations treaty. Then add a lot of arm twisting. Possibly literal.

>>40874082
Yeah, that's the tricky part. I don't think even Settle is technically supposed to know that she exists, unless I'm forgetting something

>>40874114

Which ought to raise the question: How do I know.

Besides you fuckers telling me, that is.

>>40874083
On the other hand the anon shitposting is tiring at times.

>>40874083

No it isn't, but /b/ has effectively functioned as the face of 4chan since 4chan first made news, for better or for worse.

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>>40873200
>touhou

ALSO WIZARDS. AND ESPECIALLY KEINE

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>>40874098
>Not wearing the frog hoodie
feddie scum

>>40874082
>>40874139
By the numbers, corporal. By the numbers.

>>40873809
who cares about write ups, I want more naka, shoukaku and arizona adorableness.

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>>40874101
what the fuck

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>>40874034
I don't think Iowa wants to beat up a very shy ship girl who lacks a ton of confidence and experience. But hey, mismatches can be entertaining.

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>>40874081
https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/strike-witches-quest-now-with-200-more-pants.235872/

>>40874083
Some people are just pussies with delicate sensibilities.

>>40874139
You say that like I doubt your ability to discover things you shouldn't

>>40874139
because you're a sneaky bastard who listens in on all the scuttlebutt

>>40874162
That's what experts like to call "/sp/ in a nutshell".

>>40874083

4chan is the internet's New Jersey.

>>40874081
https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/strike-witches-quest-now-with-200-more-pants.235872/

Sadly, that poster missed a few sections when transferring the text, and is nowhere NEAR caught up to the final state of SWQ. Hopefully I won't repeat either mistake.

>>40873674
>Other
Have her pretend to be us when Arizona wakes up.

>>40874139

Shadowruns. How else?

Goto was trying to get a secretary ship for Settle, that is well known.

No one knows who Gotto's is. Either he does not have one (doubtful), or else it is being kept a secret.

Why would the name have to be kept a secret? Figure it out.