>>41209303
I've seen worse, backstory?

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>>41209303

>high heels
>no armor
>dumb skirt
>jumping over spears

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>this is how I rogue

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>>41209448

True. If going for dark skinned then barefoot would be more realistic.

>>41209303
So wait, your face is an animu girl jumping when "this is how I rogue"?

So when you see a this is how I thread you just turn into an animu girl and jump?

Or is it that when you rogue your face becomes a jumping animu girl?

Either way, that sounds incredibly painful, have you seen a doctor?

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>>41209303
This is how I goblin engineer.

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This is how I wizard

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This is how I druid

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This is how I disguise check

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This is how I dragon

>>41209303
By being a 'hi, hello, I am jumping into spears' tier retarded skimpy unarmored brown girl in a medieval setting?

Fucking weebs, this is why the world cringe at you. You, mlp, video game trench coat people.. you all think you are cute/cool, but all you fucking do is make people cringe.

>>41209998
...he said, on a board created for discussing Catholic Space Nazi plastic army men, on a website created for discussing Chinese cartoons

>>41209448
If she can jump over spears, she has enough leg strength to...do a lot. She uses some sort of dagger weapon, meaning she emphasizes speed, and the fact that there are broken spears, and a metal spark, means she BROKE THE SPEARS with her crappy daggers.

So basically, she has enough leg strength to puncture armor with a kick, and enough arm strength to likely do the same thing with her blades. Keep in mind, if this is a rogue, she's already superhumanly strong, and I doubt you can stop a rogue who can jump that high, and has that much leg strength anyway.

Also, rogues..with armor?

>>41210048
>le if I avoid the argument, I win faec

Seriously. This cringy shit has its own time and place and audience. People dont go to /tg/ to find this shit cool or cute. Its just as cringy as mlp and /b/ or /v/ or /r9k/ trench coat people. But for some reason this should get a pass and all other things not.......

Fucking weebs, I swear.

>>41210094
>Also, rogues..with armor?
Of course. Light armour can offer a lot of protection for barely any loss in mobility. At least wear flowing clothing so that your anatomy is veiled.

>>41210119
You're aware that what a majority thinks, hardly matters? I don't think people go on 4chan, or on /tg/ to really conform, especially if people are going to nitpick with images.

Summerfag

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This is how I Min/Max

>>41210132
Honestly, I don't know why a Rogue is fighting a group of knights...feels off. Hmm, wonder what the stats on this rogue would be, based on the image.

>>41209303
Who are you quoting, friend?

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>>41209709
Muh Anon!

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This is how I cleric.

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This is how I cavalier.

>>41210132

Even the lightest forms of medieval armor, like a quilted gambeson, would cause some loss in mobility compared to normal clothes. Hell, heavy clothes cause a loss of mobility compared to light clothes. It's why runners wear so little when they go for competitions.

>>41210142
>weeb calling me a summerfag

I remember the time this cringy anime shit wasnt every 2nd thread on /tg/. Now we just need /mlp/, /b/ and /v/ folk to complete the circle of cancer and cringe of trench coat/fedora people thinking they are interesting outside of their horrible circlejerks.

>look at my anime guise xDDDDD
Seriously, /a/ exists.

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This is how I Modern Day Warlock

>>41210320
Man, what do these people even think? What goes through their heads when they do this dumb shit?

Do they just wake up one morning and say "ok I decided I will be unemployable for the rest of my life, and also never again taken seriously"?

>>41210386
Their drug addictions, criminal records, and gang activity make them unemployable, this just adds to that.

>>41210386
to be fair he's probably spent the last ten years being raped in prison

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>>41209303
this is how I fighter

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This is how I Blood Angels

>>41210386
Maybe if you'd had a shit life you wouldn't be so perfect.

>>41210458
How do those things stay on, are they piercings or what

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>>41210458
Unfortunately, you're going to get Waifu'd...

>>41210505
Well there are only 2 types of people in this world after all, ones who find a way, and ones who find an excuse. Guess there is no any practical point or purpose in trying to understand it more deeply.

>>41209448
>Be average kingdom soldier.
>Get called to apprehend some scantily clad broad.
Oh wow she's actually kind of hot, especially in that err "armor" she's in.
>Look at comrades dead bodies.
>She's now jumping around in high heels.
Might as well enjoy the free show.
>yfw it's plain white underwear.
>charge in anyway due to the injustice of such plain underwear for such a sexy armor

>>41210839
There's a little more to life than that mate. Understanding others is important too.

Don't be so narrow minded.

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how I come out of retirement for one last shadowrun

>>41210119
>going to 4chan
>not finding cringe

anon, I think you took a wrong turn >>>/tumblr/

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This is how I Rage

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This is how I delay initiative

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This is how I rogue

>>41210305
The fact that you're so sensitive, shows that either you haven't been here so long, or you need to grow some thicker skin. You'd know that posting in this thread, even with sage will continue to keep it alive. You'd know that your 'argument' is futile, and you'd also know that anime is on pretty much every board on 4chan. I'd argue that it's the most common type of image type on here.

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This is how I celebrate

>>41211656
>canned beer

Ares confirmed for Plebian

Actually OP's worst thing is the spikes on the legs. That's a new level of retarded.

>>41209868

I want to play with you.

>>41211710
He probably punched a guy who had it and stole it.

>>41210458
i want to play in your campaign

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>>41209303
This is how I druid

>>41210286
Runners don't have to deal with people trying to kill them though

>>41211861
yeah, I could see that

>>41212087
actually a bard con artist using his disguise and performance skills to fool others into thinking he;'s a druid is actually a pretty neat idea

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This is how I prepare explosive runes.

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>>41210439

tfw guardian fighter

>>41209303
>playing woman characters
Excuse me while I find a corner to vomit in rage and disgust.

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This is how I Blood Bowl

>>41212114
But anon, you forgot about the Boston massacre/bombing!

And now I wait for the explosive reaction

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This is how I bard.

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This is how I artificer

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>>41213229
Are you saying I don't put tits on things?!?!

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>>41213322
No! You're just focusing far too much on the sex appeal. That's not nice at all! What's nice is when you get a smile from a pretty girl, or can cuddle up against someone you love! It's not something sexual! It's something you like!

>>41213318
>this is how I capeshit bandwagon!

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>>41213377
Well yes, but that doesn't mean I can't add tits to that...

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This is how I wizard

Am I drunk is ND yelling at ND for being too lewd?

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>>41213471
But big tits are distracting! They take away from the nice things the moment you add them in, so it just turns into fetish fuel instead of being something cute! That's mean! You wouldn't like a story where the brave knight rescues the princess and they live happily ever after, because there aren't enough big tits in it!

>>41213494
leave it to ND to take samefagging to the next level.

>mfw this is how I tfw no spurdo benis gf xd

>>41213571
Maybe it's his good and bad consciences finally evolving into two separate personalities...

>>41211710
canned beer is best, gets cold faster and keeps its foam.

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This is how I lich in style

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>>41213648
This is how things are, but not how things are!

NiceDaemonette is no longer worthy of that title, for they are not NICE. They do nothing but annoy others, and focus on nothing but lewd things! If it is not a title they wish to keep by trip, I shall make use of it myself to actually spread things that are nice and denounce things that are not!

I would rather they change their name to LewdDaemonette to better befit their nature, but I don't believe that is likely to happen.

>>41213756
not taking the WHF Slaanesh slaying well, are ya?

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>>41213801
....No.

>>41213821
there, there.
Honestly LewDrider sounds better.

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>>41213756
>>41213821
> His tripfaggotry finally caught up with him

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>>41213867
Hm, it does! Nice and fantasy. If I were prone to lewdness, I would use it, but I am not!

>>41213890
If you're going to tripfag, use a trip! I'm surprised no one's thought of this before.

>>41213929
>if you're going to trip, use a code! If not, there's 100% chance someone's going to flatter you with imitation.

Every namefag I've ever seen on every board I've been on has been imitated eventually. It's like an idiot can't help but do it.

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>>41213532
Not if you are snuggling the big tits during the nice moment...
Do you EVEN Cuddle me?

>>41213571
>>41213648
>>41213756
>>41213821
>>41213890
>I'm finally spreading
Heh heh heh heh heh~

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>>41213969
No! You are not spreading! You are being detained, once and for all! You are not liked, and are bringing a bad name to nice people everywhere!

Even before I was here, there was always someone to try and bring you down, and there always will be! Cuddles shall be happy and pure without sexual undertones once more! Cute things shall not be defiled! Armor shall fit properly and be only taken off once the blushing paladin confesses her love for the bard in a cute manner! No one cares about cuttlefish daemons!

>>41210206
>What are these even for?
In your case?
Attracting mammalian mates and/or smothering prey after seducing them

>>41210458
Tell us stories of your games

>>41210523
That... would pretty much be the only way wouldn't it?
Maybe it's glued on?

>>41210527
The question is to who?
Shota mage/cleric and/or fellow female adventurer are best answers

>>41213229
>Kitty titties

>>41213322
>Holy tits cleric
I want to know what else she can do with those

>>41213929
>I'm surprised no one's thought of this before.
I'm pretty sure this has happened plenty of times before


>I cannot phrase how much I'm resisting namefagging as ND now because of this thread

>>41214147
..when in Rome?

>>41213929
>If I were prone to lewdness, I would use it, but I am not!
Lewdness is not what I am prone to, and proneness to lewdness is not an attribute that can be rightfully assigned to me!

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>>41214021
non-sexual cuddles. what does that mean?

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>>41214147
>focusing on the titties instead of the cute cuddly moment going on

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>>41209303
>and this is how I rogue

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This is how I insert my /a/ interests into my /tg/.

>>41214212
You
>>41214074
need
>>41213969
to
>>41213821
shut
>>41213377
the
>>41213229
fuck
>>41210527
up

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>>41214143
I once thought as you... Full of hope and optimism...
But it is not I who will bring you low...
No...
It is THEM!
Their VITRIOL, their BITTERNESS!
It will BREAK YOU, drive you to reach for lower and lower depths, baser and baser desires, just to reach some common denominator you share just to use as a shield from their endless HATE!

...I once thought as you...

>>41214147
>I'm pretty sure this has happened plenty of times before
Yeah, honestly this is why I didn't bother with a trip at all, someone will eventually get up the gumption to hack it and that's just going to cause a bigger mess than any impersonations.

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>>41214266
I do not need to be coddled or shielded! I won't be hated, not like you! I accept people as they are, and that my views won't always be the same as theirs. But I won't try to force it on them like you do, ruining threads for your own, selfish, /d/-tier desires that don't bring anything useful or relevant, but just derail things with your own pent up sexual frustrations!

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>>41213686
>Cold Beer

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>>41214323
>I won't be hated, not like you! I accept people as they are, and that my views won't always be the same as theirs.
Heh... Do you think that will STOP them?

>>41214350
>wanting warm beer
NZ here, return to your pleb hole.

>>41214378
>>41214350
Some beer is better warm, some beer is better cold. That's life.

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>>41214350

>>41214407

Name one. Say it in your native faggot language.

>>41214430
Fosters.(^:

>>41214430
not that anon but pretty much any Lager is better room temperature

>>41214407
It is I agree.
I prefer my wheat's and summer beers cold in a bottle or glass.

But Stouts, Lagers, Porters, IPAs, and other heavier beers should be drank in a large glass served cool so that when you start you get accumulated to the taste and as it warms up the full flavor comes out.

>>41214424
>>41214430
American actually. I just come from California where we drink real beer instead of piss water from cans.

No not all beer should be drank at room temperature but the majority should.
And beer should never be drank from a fucking can ever.

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This thread is terrible and you should all feel bad.

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>>41214446
>>41214450

>>41214477
I'm sorry you have shit taste and think lager is better cold, anon. Maybe if you try it warm you'll know better.

>>41214470
Hipster. You probably drink PBR too.

But yeah. I really don't mind either way, but the nationality insults and beer snobbery always turn me nasty.

Faggot.

>>41214474
It was horrible from the moment that the OP messed up the opening phrase. It never could have been anything else.

At least now it's beer.

>>41214474
I hope you're referring to the ND shit and not the beer discussion, because I assure you that the latter is only of the highest conversational quality.
>>41214496
No *your* tastes are shit you person with bad taste.

>>41214501
>PBR
No fuck that swill.
I drink craft beer, and yes I'm a snob because if you don't drink to get fucked up you should care what the beer tastes like, just like a wine drinker does.

And if you are drinking to get fucked up, buy vodka and stuff to mix it with you are wasting money buying shitty beer.

>>41209303
Why even bother with weird armored bits then? You're a rogue, you're supposed to rely on dodging, so why spend your hard-earned filthy lucre on metal that won't even actually protect you instead of getting a skimpy leather outfit and spending the difference on masterwork lockpicks or something?

>>41214570
>why even bother

>>41214551
At least you hate PBR. And kindly fuck off instead of telling me how and what to drink, sit or madam.

>>41214541
Angry, faggy discussion of beer.

>>41214544
>highest conversational quality
>your tastes are shit you person with bad taste

Why do I expect anything from /tg/?

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>>41214544
>I hope you're referring to the ND shit and not the beer discussion, because I assure you that the latter is only of the highest conversational quality.
Really, I figured it was the other way around...

>>41214613
I can respect that, you know how and what you want to drink. I'll stop being an asshole now.
Drink on good sir drink on!

>>41214551
>vodka
Once the alcohol content gets that high everything metamorphoses into whiteboard cleaner with slight flavour.

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>>41214661
No.

>>41214570
for da bling!

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Is there a way to filter ND, and how is he even still here considering that he posts furry/anthro stuff fairly often? Does he just use hundreds of proxies the way that Sergalfag did?

>>41214944
I'll take ND to virtualoptim any day.

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>>41214764
YES!

>>41214944
Technically, I wasn't the one posting Furry...

>>41214944
You can just filter his name?

>>41212390
For some reason I've always had a thing for a consistent, workable disguise that is both humorous and absurd.

I actually had in mind to make a h
guy who wears festival clothes (basically fucking dark souls tier stupid clothing like leaping cat legs or butterfly gear.

Going for a kind of fighter with flair who uses theatrics and illusions in his "performance"

My only concern is overdoing the insanity involved with such a character. I think "These fucking thespians going over the top..." type of insanity might work.

>a well known but unliked name poster on an anonymous image board is killed in a horribly funny dragon dildo accident.
>in his absence, other people use his name in order to post things they have too much pride to post anonymously.
>the world is at peace.

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>>41215122
>a well known but unliked name poster on an anonymous image board is killed in a horribly funny dragon dildo accident.
Wait, are we talking the Company or their namesake Product?

>>41209303
>mfw this is how I __
Going full recursive?

>>41210505
>>41210985
Why are you tripfagging?

>>41215249
Makes him easier to filter.

>>41212114
Obviously, you never made a deal with a dragon.

>>41210458
>tfw make half-blue dragon barbarian grill pretty much exactly like that but without as much focus on eating
>then find out about her
>sweating and hoping my fellow players/GM don't know about her and don't find out

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>>41215277
Your digits and your post are both appreciated.

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>>41215277
Somehow I missed "Settings" at the top and only knew about the thread filtering in Catalog mode.

This is going to make /tg/ (and /sci/ for that matter) a lot more tolerable.

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>>41215306

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>>41215194
ND, can you confirm whether or not this anon was correct? It's been bugging me for a bit whether he's just accusing the ND of being fake and hoping no one calls him on it, or if he actually has a chaos detecting dick.

>>41215954
I honestly don't know...
I don't think I've seen this claim before...
...Source?

>>41209303
>two different heels

I don't care about how practical your armor is in your fantasy game, but at least have some fashion sense, damn

>>41209303

>tfw you will never fuck the busty special snowflake in her tight, special little cunt.

I guess I should count myself lucky I've never had those types in my campaigns.

>>41210149
Where is the min?

>>41209584
Underrated post

>>41209303
>Rogue

> Of course wearing shit armour because Rogue and should be sneaking not fighting

>Gurl you gonna get stabbed by so many spears.

>>41210305
But if every other thread is full of anime, then your argument that people don't come here for anime doesn't really hold up. You should calm your man-tits.

>>41216675
Well, honestly she's probably the reason those spears are so erect as well.

>>41216757

In a mass combat situation you're probably not going to get aroused by a lot of things, even if it's a busty, barely clothed rogue girl trying to stab the fuck out of you.

Now, if this was a *sack*, or she was captured and kept at camp after the battle, things would be different...

I dunno. I always find NiceDaemonette's posts fun. Or arousing.

>>41216569
Parenting skills.

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>this is how i paladin

>>41218260
kill self

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>>41218272
>this is how i evil

>>41215954
In another thread I've seen NiceDaemonette admit to not really being NiceDaemonette, but rather using the name to shit post because it's fun and saying that other people do it too.

I'm inclined to believe it.

>>41209868
approved

>>41210839
Let me guess: your parents are at least middle class and pampered you through the childhood; you barely, if at all, have poor friends (almost certainly not as "true" friends, especially if they don't think of wanting to be rich); you know etiquette better than do most people. And if I were to ask you whether it's fair that children who grow up in poor families are more likely to end up poor and vice versa, you would either play coy and ask me for research data, discarding it as for some imagined reason irrelevant when I present it to you, or simply repeat your statement without bothering to elaborate on your case, since your warped morals have bred in you selective moral blindness.

Fuck. I've went through this so many times I am unable to distinguish between individual rich kids any more.

>>41210149
Attack during day.

There's fuck all he can do with one dice per action.

>>41209998
I have roughly 40 to 50 years left in this valey of tears. Why ever would I care if the world cringes at me? I'm not getting extra subscription time from their approval.

>>41213756
You are incredibly annoying, actually. Bitching at people for having badwrongfun is not in fact "nice."

>>41214470
Wait, you don't drink pissbeer down there? There's finally something non-asinine about your garbage degenerate shitscum state?

Well slap my ass and call me Sally, maybe there is hope for you southwest dogs.

>>41212619
I actually like being the meat shield.

I don't know why.

>>41218661
I am not the guy were talking to, I disagree with you entirely.
I was brought up lower middle class and then my father abandoned us when I was 10, I spent most of by childhood barely scraping by.
There is always a way out if you are willing to take the required steps.
Source I am now making 80k and should be making 120k in the next ten years decade

>>41219790
>Next ten years decade
Did you mean to type something else?

What do you do?

>>41215194
...I guess we really have you on /jp/ then

>>41220036
I rephrased the spoiler and forgot to remove the word decade.

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>>41210305
Please calm down. there is no reason to be taking this so seriously.

>>41214470
>California
>real beer

Oh wow.

>>41214551
>drinking beer just for the taste

Jesus. No wonder all hipsters are so skinny, they can't eat nor drink anything more than once and just to taste it. Taking a second bite/sip constitutes as liking it unironically.

Do give some proof most beers should be consumed warm, other than your hipster opinions. Even wines should be served at least a bit below room temperature. Nothing tastes the best at room temperature. I'd drink hot beer rather than room temperature one.

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>>41210119
Half the people on this site have some genuine form of fucking undiagnosed aspergers and seriously I'd wager you do too if, assuming you've been on /tg/ for longer than two months, you still get mad at skimpy armor in fantasy settings holy fuck

>>41214551
>I drink craft beer, and yes I'm a snob because if you don't drink to get fucked up you should care what the beer tastes like, just like a wine drinker does.

I enjoy craft beer as much as the next guy, but kill urself my man.

>>41220445
I have wanted a followup for that pic so bad.

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This is how I ranger

>>41220324
simple physics proves you wrong. The particles move faster and there is more evaporation with warm drinks. You taste more with your nose than your tongue and scent is extremely important for beers. There, proved you wrong.

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>>41220576
>drinking beer
>not bourbon
>not scotch
>not whiskey in general
Pleb

>>41220604
>being gay about what alcohols people drink

no, anon...

>>41218260
did a succubus steal your clothes?

>>41210206
>>41214051
Since that image seems to be a TES Argonian, those are there BECAUSE ARGONIANS ARE NOT LIZARDS, they are genetic mash-up creatures modified by The HIST to be whatever they fucking need to be in any fucking climate or danger or whatever. HIST sap does all sorts of alterations to Argonians from changing their gender to warping their body into a hulking death machine for killing Dremora.
Learn your lore faggots.

>>41219790
> lower middle class
I was, too. I imagined myself quite poor until recently, when I realised just how much more I had than many people around me. I didn't live in opulence, but my family (just my mother, actually, I never knew my father, so I one-up you here) could get the required resources when those were needed, and though she was far from being a stellar parent, most children around me had much worse. I saw too many people claim others' care for them as their own success far too many times to take such claims seriously, and I see that I myself have benefited from others' ideas and resources to not understand just how much I owe to the people around me, even if it may seem small so many years and changes after.
> There is always a way out if you are willing to take the required steps.
Idealistic bullshit. There is no such thing as "will", and you cannot argue the numbers that show that people overwhelmingly tend to die in the class their ancestors lived in. If you personally lucked out, good for you; so did I, except I have enough sense to see the causal links as they are without playing at justifying my material status nowadays.
You know, I remember a classmate a had in elementary school. He came from a poor family and was raised in the streets (he was easily the best fighter in the school among plus-minus at least three to his years in classes). Nevertheless, he was a hard worker and had a sharp wit and a fast tongue, and though I hated him at the time, I had to admit that he will push through life to come to great success. He didn't. He was swallowed by his environment. Why? Because there is no such thing as will. We are shaped by our experiences, and experiences begin on the outside. I am not saying that nothing you ever do could matter — while "free will" is an illusion, so are all of our senses, on which we ought to rely — merely that you have to consider the objective perspective before inventing excuses.i

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>>41209303
This is how I cleric

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>>41221255
This is how I necromancer

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>>41221272
This is how I monk

in Exalted

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>>41218894
Chimestry, Obtenebration and possibly Thaumathurgy on high enoug level let you literally block out the Sun.

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>>41221292
So even in a setting filled with glorious awesomeness, you still had to pick the shittiest option, dragon blooded. Well done.

>>41221323
>pleb doesn't know about Avatar the Last Airbender.

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this is how I female ninja

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>>41221292
This is how I Exalted Sidereal martial artist.

>>41221346
What about his post makes you think he doesn't know the show?

And why do I never see Avatar fans who aren't retarded?

>>41218894
Caine doesn't care about sunlight. That's a feature of his since forever. Fuck, Antediluvians in general don't really care. The entire fight with Zapathasura took place during the daylight hours and he still managed to tank two nukes and fight three Boddhisatvas. He only died when he took sunlight to the face that was magically concentrated to be x1000 times more powerful than sunlight normally is.

Also once I was bored and crunched some numbers according to White Wolf's own meathod for statting out high-level Vampire NPCs, as outlined in Children of the Night. Best guess is that Caine, being 200,000 years old, has 44 Disciplines at 10, and one Discipline at 7 (Disciplines dots = the square root of how long the vampire has been alive). He literally has enough dots to have max ranks in every Discipline and still have about two dozen dots remaining to either max out some Thaumaturgy/Necromancy paths or just straight up come up with some personal Disciplines, like Taxi.

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>>41221395
And you think that the Avatar is a Dragonblooded? Are you for real?

Whatever, I'm not about to waste time with a summerfag shitposter.

>>41221418
No way you're old enough to call people "summerfags" if you're touchy about Avatar.

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This is how I corporate

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this is how I sorcerer. from 200ft away.

>>41221418
>And you think that the Avatar is a Dragonblooded? Are you for real?

>Exalted

>Manipulates elements

The fuck else would you render him as? Half-Fey Sidereal?

>>41221135
>We are shaped by our experiences, and experiences begin on the outside. I am not saying that nothing you ever do could matter — while "free will" is an illusion, so are all of our senses, on which we ought to rely — merely that you have to consider the objective perspective before inventing excuses.

All very true. But the concept of will and free will is useful, especially for our criminal system. But this is exactly why we have to realize that we are made from our environment. We have to invest more in preventative methods rather than putative.

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This is how I Warforged.

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>>41218260

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this is how I Mage

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this is how I Eldritch Horror

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this is how I Deep Strike

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>>41218554
>In another thread I've seen NiceDaemonette admit to not really being NiceDaemonette
Well I'm the real NiceDaemonette, all you other NiceDaemonettes ARE DOING EXACTLY AS PLANNED!!!

>>41220042
>...I guess we really have you on /jp/ then
No actually...
.../jp/ is Japanese stuff, right?

>>41220756
...So why do the HIST need Lusty Maids?

>>41221135
>Because there is no such thing as will.
I'm sorry, but fuck your shit...
Free Will ALWAYS exist, but it can't always overpower the crushing weight of ones surroundings.
This is why people need other people in their lives; To help pull them in the right direction when their own wills give out.

ANON!
BELIEVE IN THE ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU!!!

>>41221815
Last bit, bottom left, is that kid having a seizure?

>>41209746
>a bro
>a girl

>>41221368
Your female ninjas are slutty whores?

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>>41223483

Aren't yours?

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only way to play fallen angel tbh

>>41223573
I don't have anyone to GM my little ninja whores in an ERP ;_;

>>41223682
>>41223606

I don't have anyone to play with that even *think* about playing little ninja whores.

Or normal whores, for that matter.

In fact, the few female characters I have encountered in my years of campaigns were very sexless, or modestly dressed.

Sometimes I just wish I could have one or two campaigns where the men are oiled musclemen, the women are thinly-garbed temptresses, and the bad guys are feral n' numerous.

>>41223754
>In fact, the few female characters I have encountered in my years of campaigns were very sexless, or modestly dressed.
That's how I like them to start. Then comes innuendos from NPCs, and situations where fluttering the eyelashes would help out, and maybe combats with an implied threat of unpleasantness should she lose.

>>41210184
Lurk more.

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>>41210486
Not bad, but I'll see your Remi and raise you a Captain Palvo.

>>41224977
What the fuck is even going on in that picture

>>41225010
Not that person, but look up Ice Wraiths on 1d4chan.

>>41225281
Ice Wraith's are pretty neat.

>>41224938
but who is he quoting??

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This is how I rogue

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This is how I bard intro.

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>>41231255
What the Hek is in those bushes?

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This is how I bard.

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This is how I diplomacy.

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this is how I roll for Sanity Loss

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this is how i dwarf

>>41218554
I've done that before.

I need to do it more often.

It's more fun to reply to a thread normally without being a shitbag of a person that ND actually is, I don't know why but it makes me titter to see those posts go ignored.

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>>41221409
> or just straight up come up with some personal Disciplines, like Taxi.
I see what you did there, kindred.

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>>41209868
No, anon.
THIS. Is how you dragon.

>>41234264
>I've done that before.
>I need to do it more often.
>It's more fun to reply to a thread normally without being a shitbag of a person that ND actually is
Yes, because making someone ELSE look like a shitbag makes you look SO much better...

>>41231408
It appears humanoid and bearded. Probably some college kid dressed up for a zombie walk.

>>41209868
Was it uncle Kage that drew that?

>>41234352
I hope there is more to this story

>>41234352

No.

NO.

NOT THIS STORY AGAIN.

>>41235553

You want to know the rest of the story?

She's a level 1 Half-Dragon adventurer, that's it. This is a backstory, this is one of those terrible sad backstories put in drawing.

>>41235553
What more could you want?

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>>41234352

Was the husband right to leave?

>>41235586
Well the End, and everything in between.

>>41235553
Me too anon.
does anyone know the original artist?
Might be able to find more if I knew who drew it.

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This is how I Rogue Trader

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>>41235620
Have the ending to a similar story.

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>>41234352
Why

>>41235620

You already got the end.

Mom got cocksleeved by dragon-dick, had a half-dragon baby, dad left in disgust, mom lost her mind, tried to kill child, then decided she needs to make the best of what she's got.

Mom dies some time later and half-dragon daughter leaves. That's it, that's the story.

Remember that one about the guy searching for his beloved, with only a flower symbol to go by? Where he gets captured by pirates, tattooed, does all sorts of sick shit, and in the end figures out he doesn't even want the woman, and the final panel has it saying [Start], meaning this was all backstory?

Same deal, this is where the half-dragon daughter came from, it's her origin/backstory.

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This is how I Wizard.

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>>41234352
>>41235645

The uncensored version makes it even worse.

>Insinuates she was either a virgin until the dragon encounter, or the dragon dick was too big and fucked up her girly bits (half-dragon daughter might've been the only kid she could have after that.)

I'm just going by the amount of blood, anyway.

>>41235722
i'm pretty sure that if your reproductive organs are rendered barren by violence, you're not actually going to be able to carry a child to term

but for all i know dragon babies are magic and give zero fucks about anatomy

>>41235748
>but for all i know dragon babies are magic and give zero fucks about anatomy

that seems pretty reasonable

>>41235722
Post it

>>41235748

Depends on what was destroyed by the dragon dong, assuming she was rendered *effectively* barren from the rape, yet still able to bear the result of said rape, it could've just been her vaginal walls that were torn apart. That would keep the womb operable but make it impossible for dad to really get a good shot at it.

Point is, there was a good 4-5 years between the half-dragon baby and dad walking out. Either he just didn't want to try with her or she was made barren from it, and if she was made barren then either the dragon sperm is magical or only a certain part of her system was damaged.

>>41235772

It's literally the same image, only with nipples and seeing the dragon dong with a LOT of blood running down her thighs.

>>41235790
she probably just finally admitted to him that the dragon got her off better than he does

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>>41234352

This compels me to make a Dragonslayer for my next DnD campaign.

>>41235790

Seeing as her daughter came out with horns already sprouting atop her head, she was probably probably destroyed from there. Either she couldn't have children any more or she probably couldn't feel anything other than pain since she likely never properly healed.

>>41235804

I'd take that as an apt answer.

>>41235790
Or he didn't want to raise a half-dragon bastard child. Just a thought.

>>41235886

It seems a little too obvious, but with these sorts of stories I suppose the obvious answer is the right answer.

>>41235790
I call bullshit, if she can afford magical weapons and armor then she can afford magical healing!

>>41209448

If the rogue needs to rely on what they're wearing to keep themselves alive (and hasn't put said stuff on BEFORE they entered the dungeon), something has gone terribly wrong.

>>41236060

What makes you think those weapons and armor were magical? The dragon tore through the armor like it was nothing and it didn't get a single scratch from the sword.

>>41236110
well then why mess with the dragon in the first place?

>>41236135

She didn't think it would be *that* dangerous.

She also probably didn't think it would rape her.

Magical arms and armor might not even be a thing in this setting, so what she's got might be the best stuff available.

Poster of >>41234352 here, I thought this was old shit. Didn't expect this much replies.
I'm just going to say that I got this from an image thread a long time ago in /tg/ maybe someone could tell if you ask for source there, because I don't know.

>>41236183
>Didn't expect this much replies.

It's 787 KB of concentrated rage and anal-frustration, anon. You should've seen the replies coming the moment you saw a beautiful, blonde sword-maiden get mounted and knocked up by an angry dragon.

>>41236198

It's a good picture because it visualize a bit of context you otherwise might have mentally "skimmed over" when you make a half-orc adventurer though.

Most half-orcs didn't have a nice childhood

>>41236221

It's funny, that's also the exact scenario I was thinking of when I first saw that image (and got over how much it made my blood boil.)

Replace the dragon with a raiding party and you've pretty much got the average Half-Orc origin story. Hell, the average Half-Orc origin story is arguably worse since the woman usually isn't a fighter, just a beautiful and defenseless peasant girl caught in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Rape's not a fun thing to deal with in stories, >>41234352 is a clear indicator of that. I guess it means you need to be more careful with what you put in your backstory, since something as simple as "he's a rape baby that left home" might turn into a 40 post rage at how shit your mother got it.

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>>41236221

>>41236198
>>41236250
Guess what.
even though all these image somewhat decribe the stories, someone is going to go OMG SPHESHUL SNOHFLAKE on it.

>>41235827
Thought what do you expect from the dragon?
Let himself get slayn?
Would killing her be the better option?
The true enemy is this crossbreeding racism.

>>41236407
I'd expect the dragon to not rape her.
Anyway, he's got wings and she doesn't even have a ranged weapon, he could always just leave in that situation.

>>41236360
>someone is going to go OMG SPHESHUL SNOHFLAKE on it.

Those people are full of it because they need to look at story's tone, not the story itself.

The reason >>41234352 hits so hard without pinging the edge-o-meter is because it feels like something that could happen, and none of the characters behave in a way that would make the reader call bullshit.

We've all read edgy rape backstories so we know how those differ from the dragon-rape story.

>>41236407
>Would killing her be the better option?

Probably, she lived in shame and pain for the rest of her life as everything she loved slipped through her fingers.

It's a blood-boiling image because it gives us a believable sad story without any upswing, or even the hope for an upswing. It's a sad backstory for a half-dragon character, and the image just illustrates what *happens* to cause a sad backstory for half-dragon characters.

>>41236452
>Anyway, he's got wings and she doesn't even have a ranged weapon, he could always just leave in that situation.

Why leave? The woman was young, fertile and beautiful, and he knew her weapons or armor could not stop him.

>>41236484
Wait are we talking about morality or just what a dragon would actually do? Because the context seemed to be whether the dragon deserves slaying or not, which seems a moral issue, and what the dragon was doing was pretty clearly evil. Non-evil alternatives existed, and the dragon chose not to take them.

>>41236462
Of course there's no upswing. It's a backstory. The upswing is her adventure. Partners forged in dire adversity into her lifelong friends, innocents spared cruelty and death via her heroic intervention, gold and glory for her to bask in or put to a righteous cause.

If her backstory were nice, she wouldn't leave home.

>>41236537
>Because the context seemed to be whether the dragon deserves slaying or not, which seems a moral issue, and what the dragon was doing was pretty clearly evil

In what way is it a moral issue? The dragon deserves to be slain.

A dragonslayer with a backstory involving something that happens in >>41234352 has all the justification in the world to pursue his craft. Not a lot of people are going to argue dragon-slaying morality with a man that discovered his wife was raped and impregnated by a dragon.

>>41236582
This guy >>41236407 seemed to be making such an argument when I was responding to it.

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>>41236558
>If her backstory were nice, she wouldn't leave home.

My adventurer had a happy backstory, I like to think he was one of my better written characters.

>>41236600
Well, SHE wouldn't leave home. Not everyone who embarks on an adventurer's life was born for it.

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>>41235609
Could you honestly say you'd love the child of the monster who raped your wife?

>>41235637
Well fuck, that was depressing. Any more like it?

>>41236678

Well, she's still the child of my wife.

The issue you run into here is figuring if it's more righteous to deny the child as an abomination, or embrace the child as your own and raise it right, so it may rise above it's hideous origins and do good in the world.

I would absolutely not think less of the husband for what he did, but his decision to leave was not the best one.

>>41236678
Well, it's sure not the kid's fault. She deserves a father. One that isn't a gigantic rapemonster, obviously.

>>41236678

What else are you supposed to do in this situation?

If you can't bear the sight of the child since it always reminds you of your wife's defilement, then yeah sure, leave. I'm not going to judge, especially if the rape made her barren and the rape baby would be your only "child" from her.

But you're taking a bad situation and only making it worse for everyone left in it if you leave. The child needs a father, the mother needs a husband. She completely fell apart when her husband left, she tried to kill her child, and only through some insane mental fortitude was she able to snap out of it and take care of the child before something else killed her.

>>41236678
No, but leaving isn't the answer.

Naturally the answer is to raise the child as a weapon of vengeance against all dragonkind.

>>41236678
No but abandoning your wife is a bit of a dick move.
Not morally reprehensible but still a bit cuntish.

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>>41236700
Every day.

Every fucking day I have to see their faces. Not just the fake-smile your wife puts on each day to ensure you that everything is alright, but also that... thing. That constant, grating, horrible reminder of my failure as a husband.

>>41236707

It's not the child's fault. Of course it's not their fault.

It -deserves- to be raised by its father. It's REAL father. Why is this child above all other children entitled to a good family when pure human ones can potentially be even more terrible?
Why should I have to sacrifice for the sins of some capital-'E' Evil monster? Why should I have to deal with the fallout, the nightmares, the screams, the emotional turmoil? What have I done to deserve this?
You say the child "deserves" a good father. Is this what I am entitled to? A loveless home with a child who halfway resembles the beast who robbed my wife of her happiness forever?

>>41236757
>>41236762
Fuck you. You know absolutely nothing. You perhaps would love to take this child, but I however will dedicate my life to annihilating every last dragon I encounter. Maybe someday it will wipe the image of my ex-wife's tear-streaked face from my mind.

Perhaps, after a decade of living like that, you will understand as well. Until then, suck my cock.

>>41236745
It's not necessarily better if you stay. Children are more sensitive than some might think to the moods and attitudes of their parents, and it won't take long to realize things like "daddy hates every minute of his life because of me". Leaving might give the mother and child a chance to find the kid a father: not the one that created said child, but one that can accept and raise it.

>>41236771
>Every fucking day I have to see their faces. Not just the fake-smile your wife puts on each day to ensure you that everything is alright, but also that... thing. That constant, grating, horrible reminder of my failure as a husband.

Oh, and I'm sure it's sunshine and roses for the woman who gave birth to the little monster? Only unlike you she can't run away from this, your wife can't escape the little monster unless you're willing to murder the child or toss it in the woods somewhere. Are you seriously going to abandon the woman you promised to spend the rest of your days when she needs you now, more than ever? When all your proclamations of love and marriage vows should come into play?

>>41236812

You raise a good point, which is why I honestly can't actually say the father is wrong.

He has every right to leave, if I was in his shoes I would probably leave as well. The problem might even run deeper than the child itself, as an anon mentioned earlier the uncensored version shows the mounting did a real number on her reproductive system, at the very least she was made barren from the rape (no more kids but that one, no reason to stick it out) but more likely it made sex painful for her, meaning intimacy is walking out the door.

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>>41236771
>Fuck you. You know absolutely nothing. You perhaps would love to take this child, but I however will dedicate my life to annihilating every last dragon I encounter. Maybe someday it will wipe the image of my ex-wife's tear-streaked face from my mind.

What's the best class for a Dragonslayer, anyway? I'm mighty tempted to write up a character with a backstory similar to the one in that image, but I need something that can actually kill dragons.

>>41236869
Depends on edition/if you're even playing D&D, I guess. Fighter, ranger, or equivalent would be the most iconic but I guess probably wouldn't fly in 3.X.

>>41236869
>What's the best class for a Dragonslayer, anyway

Slayer, it's a hybrid class that emphasizes the killing of a single target using both ranged/melee attacks and dirty tricks, often tracking the quarry over long distances before finding the right moment to engage.

http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/hybrid-classes/slayer

Grab a couple buddies for flanking and you'll be butchering dragons like it's your day job, because it now is.

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>>41236854
>Are you seriously going to abandon the woman you promised to spend the rest of your days when she needs you now, more than ever? When all your proclamations of love and marriage vows should come into play?
This is rich.

You sit upon your golden throne proclaiming to ME about morality, when you yourself would have left far, far earlier than I have. You preach about altruism, you preach about sacrifice, you preach about virtue, but when you are called to enact what you are saying, you scurry away like the little cockroach you are.

TEN YEARS.

That is how long I have suffered. I have lived with my wife though a decade of raising that half-dragon. I have sacrificed quite enough. I have endured more than you ever could, you simpering whelp.

Crawl back into your hole. I will not sacrifice any more. I will not allow such evil to happen again. I am looking at the bigger picture. All you have is your worthless platitudes that make men like me eternally miserable.

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>>41236869
In 2e, there's a paladin kit specifically made for dragon-killing.

>>41236926

Wait, are we hunting ALL dragons, or just chromatics?

Because an indiscriminate Dragonslayer with your backstory might actually be a very interesting thing to roleplay.

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>>41236947

ALL DRAGONS.

ALL OF THEM.

I WILL STOP WHEN I AM DEAD.

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>>41236869
Doesn't matter because it's a fucking dragon. You can't just Skyrim that shit because dragons aren't stupid assholes and have no reason to land. They fly around, breath weapon, rinse and repeat until dead adventurers.
Just kill drakes and say you're a dragonslayer- it's not like a commoner is going to know the difference anyway. It's a lizard thing and it breathes fire.

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>>41214470
>California where we drink real beer

>>41236978
Not that guy but we got so many microbrews here you don't even know.

>>41236967
There are various ways to gain the power of flight, yeah? Mounts or items of power or stuff like that. Get up there and fuck 'em up.

>>41236221
Orcs and half-orcs need to be killed.

>>41236967

Most DMs aren't going to do that, and classes like the Slayer or Hawkguard Warder can absolutely ruin a dragon's day in flight while reliably dodging the dragonfire.

>>41237058
Why the half-orcs? I mean, I'm under the impression even where orcs are portrayed as always-evil guiltless punching-bags, half-orcs generally aren't.

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>>41237001
How can you microbrew without any water?

>>41237094
sleep tught pupper

>>41237078
Half-orcs are half of an orc, which means they're half as bad, plus if you put two together, theoretically the kids could turn out almost completely orc, which is awful.

I suppose it might be more just to exile the half-orcs instead, though I'm not sure where to send them. Is there a Rape Baby dimension?

>>41237094
good night pizza

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>>41237058

Half-orcs is my favorite dnd race after humans.

There's something I like about being a big guy that's angry for you.

>>41237109
>big guy
>for you

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxUskbSn8jo

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Guys. This Dragonrape image wasn't even popular in the image thread.
This said image is now sprouting legitimate and professional /tg/ related discussion.
I'm confused because there wasn't any HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE meme image or something along that line but you guys actually put effort into it.
I guess everything went better than expected. Thanks you anons.

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>>41237155
Don't mention it, fuccboi

>>41237155

People who roleplay really don't like sad endings, and when we're faced with one we try to figure out a way to either process the situation, or make it better.

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>>41237180
And I'm grateful for-
>>41237170
You just had to ruin that, didn't you.

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>>41237192
Can't invoke Dark Gods without expecting Their power to make itself known

>>41232613
I have a headache now.

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>>41237170
>high impact sexual violence
>any of this

>>41237180
It's common for the technically minded, or even men on average:
When confronted by
>I has problem
We try to fucking fix it.

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>>41209303
>this is how I rouge

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You see, anons like >>41236911 are actually contributing to the thread and is being useful. I never even knew slayer existed, and this would certainly work well with that girl from the image.

replies like >>41237170, >>41237207, and >>41237242 are trying to summon horrible chaotic entities and should be purged.

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>>41237283
Sanctified Slayer is also pretty good if you know of a deity that would condone this crusade against dragons, since that way you can have spells too.

>http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/base-classes/inquisitor/archetypes/paizo---inquisitor-archetypes/sanctified-slayer

And for your information, I can post helpful links AND summon horrible chaotic entities.

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>>41237333
I'm confused at either to praise you for this helpful infor or to condemn you for contributing to heresy.
So have a duck.

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this is how i summoner

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This is How I Paladin

>>41236957
>This guy is now head of the Slayer Guild
>Became particularly popular when he met >>41237333 and got on well with the patron church
>Taking a break at a tavern
>Hooded figure walks towards him, asking to join
>Disguise worked on everyone else, but he killed enough dragons to detect half-dragons
>Guy asks the hooded figure why they want to slay dragons
>Half-dragon daughter replies: "Same reason as you"