>>42800737
hype

>>42800737
Aw Yeah

>>42800737
How exciting! This movie arc now?

I'm starting to wonder Impact Release is really our kekkei genkai.

>>42800737
hype.
Also, does anyone else find it annoying that the search by loyalty function of the wiki is broken?

>>42800737
So, who's up for sniping the tops of waves with our beam thing to improve aim on the voyage?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hH_PaOebY4&list=PL3AC39BCAE0A97F85&index=58

You watch as the battle comes to its climax. The princess gives a rousing speech, and with the help of her retainers, taps into her rainbow chakra to defeat the evil wizard Mao.

Until the sequel, at least.

You and your teammates are currently watching a movie. Despite having tickets, you had to sneak in on the ceiling, as they wouldn't allow Akamaru in the theater.

"You know, Fujikaze's great and all." you hear from Kiba, who's been making comments all movie. "But it's Hidero that really ties the cast together. I swear, he gets no respect."

"Who cares?" Sasuke asks, finally fed up. "Why are we even here? I thought we were going to be on a mission."

>A.I happen to like this movie

>B.Sensei paid for the tickets, I'm not complaining

>C.Yeah, this is a waste of time

>D.Other

HAHA, TIME FOR IMPACT RELEASE AND NARWHALS!

>>42800829
>>B.Sensei paid for the tickets, I'm not complaining
>D. I bet our next mission has something to do with the movies.

>>42800802
What? Why?
>>42800829
>B.Sensei paid for the tickets, I'm not complaining

>>42800829
>A.I happen to like this movie
but
>C.Yeah, this is a waste of time

>>42800829
>A.I happen to like this movie
Sasuke, how can you not like famous lesbian actress Yukie Fujikaze?

>>42800829
>D. "Sasuke, it's a free movie that's honestly not that bad. Why are you complaining? Hey, maybe we're being hired as the special effects crew! I've always wanted to be in a movie!"

>>42800829
>D.Other
"I'd assume it has something to do with the mission?"

"Also, it's not a bad movie."

>>42800829
>>B.Sensei paid for the tickets, I'm not complaining
>>D. Could be worse, Sensei coulda made us read that novel he always has

HAHA, TIME FOR -

>>42800836
I was just about to do that, why anon why.

>>42800829
>B.Sensei paid for the tickets, I'm not complaining
>D. Maybe they want us to write a review for the movie. /s

>>42800867
>getting our hands on an Icha Icha
>a bad thing
We're 13, anon. Puberty is coming.

>>42800829
>>B.Sensei paid for the tickets, I'm not complaining

>>42800829
>B.

>>42800829
>A. I happen to like this movie
>D. Maybe they're looking for story ideas? I mean, we've all got some pretty cool ninja stories.

>>42800854
I'm beginning to think that our real kekkei genkai is superhuman chakra control that happens to let us replicate dual releases, among other feats. It'd explain how we located and expelled an enemy that had fused with us at a molecular level, as well as how the child of someone who never inherited Explosion Nature could manifest a “mutated” version of it.

Instead of being a bizarre mutation leading to a new complex trait, we just inherited an existing trait from our mother. Or at least that'd make much more sense to me.

>>42800961
>Rinnegan levels of Chakra Control

About the Rinnegan, i really hope Laze forgets all that bullshit about Kaguya, Indra, Ashura and stuff...

>>42800993
Basically, yeah. We'd actually have had Lightning Affinity, like Hiruzen initially thought, but with a high degree of skill with Wind due to our mother's skill with it. A predisposition for both and chakra control so fine it let us blend it almost on instinct may have fooled the test.

>>42801024
Well with Naruto being evil now, he's probably not the reincarnation of that dude or whatever the fuck was going on.

>>42800829
>>A.I happen to like this movie

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>>42800844
>>42800854
>>42800860
>>42800861
>>42800867
>>42800888
>>42800899
>>42800913

"Sensei paid for the tickets, so I'm not complaining." you respond. "Besides, maybe our mission has something to do with the movie."

"Hey, you ninja up there!" you hear from below. "What do you think you're doing? I told you no pets in the theater!"

In order to avoid making a scene, your team leaves quietly. You wait for Kakashi Sensei for quite a while outside the theater, but he doesn't show.

Suddenly, the three of you hear the sound of horses. From over the nearby fence jumps a horse ridden by none other than the lead actress of the movie you just watched.

She rides off, pursued by armored men atop their own horses.

Kiba looks on in confusion. "Uh, should we do something?"

>A.Aid her escape

>B.Stop those guys

>C.Nah

>D.Other

>>42801082
>C.Nah
"Let1s just watch this time for shits and giggles. If anything serious happen, we'll be close enough to stop it"

>>42801082
>B.Stop those guys

>>42801082
>D.Other
Get on her horse and ask her what's going on

>>42801082
>>D.Other
catch up and ask if she needs assistance

>>42801082
>A.Aid her escape
We're probably all fast enough to keep up with her on foot.

>>42801082
>C.Nah

They're probably just shooting a scene.

>>42801082
>Think their shooting a movie?

>>42801082
>B.Stop those guys
Low power shatter shot.

>>42801082
>>C.Nah

>>42801082
>D. "Probably. Kiba, you keep on the actress. Get me an autograph maybe." Grin so he knows we're not being serious. "Sasuke and I will have our fun with the others."

>>42801082
>B.Stop those guys
"Guys, this is our chance to beat the tar out of some papparazzi!"

>>42801082
Seconding >>42801120

>>42801154
Seconding this. Let Kiba have his Naruto moment. And maybe try hitting on someone who's actually a girl, this time.

>>42800961
>>42801035
This would actually be cool. Just perfect instinctual chakra control. It would explain how we developed brand new jutsus in a matter of days. Kakashi estimated learning nature change as taking months. We did it in an afternoon. It would have taken naruto years to make rasenshuriken ( yes he is an idiot, and yes it's a harder technique) and we made a jutsu with an unknown release in a few days.

>>42801082
>A.Aid her escape
Have Kiba stay on her while sauce man and Kon stay on the guys

>>42801154
This

>>42801241
It'd also stay relevant right up to the "endgame", since in theory it'd make Sage Mode fairly easy to learn and Wood Release possible.

I would assume since Wood is two elements we have no initial talent for it'd be one of the most difficult to learn and use (along with Lava and Boil), so it would even make sense from a meta perspective.

what are the odds that they're filming?

>>42801082
>>42801154
This.
>>42801315
Low. They'd have sectioned off the area as restricted.

>>42801117
>>42801122
>>42801136
>>42801154
>>42801177
>>42801214
>>42801258
>>42801278

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoT32tcxFCc&list=PL3AC39BCAE0A97F85&index=60

"Sasuke and I will take care of the guys. Kiba, you stay on the actress." you direct. "See if you can get an autograph while you're at it."

With that, Kiba takes off after Fujikaze while you and Sasuke stop the armored men. They clearly aren't trained to fight, and you are able to stop every single one of them rather easily.

As you're tying them up, Kakashi Sensei arrives on the scene.

"What are you guys doing?" he asks.

>A.Just helping someone in trouble

>B.These guys were up to no good

>C.Killing time

>D.I'm not entirely sure

>E.Other

>>42801420
>>C.Killing time

>>42801214
>KibaxYukie
>Kiba becomes Prince of Snow
>Akamaru becomes less like a giant wolf and more like a giant husky as time goes on
Fund it.
>>42801420
>E. We got bored. Seriously sensei, I'm gonna start saving up to buy you a watch. A fancy one, so I can be all offended when you show up late.

>>42801420
>D.I'm not entirely sure
"A woman on a horse was being chased by a bunch of armored dudes on horses. What were we SUPPOSED to do?"

>>42801420
>>D.I'm not entirely sure
But what's our mission?

>>42801420
>C.Killing time

"Someone was late to the meeting point, so I got bored."

>>42801420
>A.
"We came out of the movie theater to see Fujikaze being chased down!"
>>42801448
I would fund it if I had money.

>>42801448
>>42801420
Seconding

>>42801300
It's a really cool power that makes us incredibly powerful, without making us too over the top. If this ends up true, Kakashi will really be an amazing teacher for us. We can be like a combo of him and the 3rd and then some. Kon the elemental

>>42801448
thirding

We got lost on the road of life?

>>42801448
This. Taunting kakashi is a must do

>>42801420
>A.Just helping someone in trouble

>>42801448
Supporting this.

>>42801541
>>42801566
>>42801586
But WAS that what happened, and how much of a dick does that make us look like when it turns out they're actors?

>>42801629
>"Maybe wear less menacing armor when chasing a woman through the street? Act like you're trying to bring her back to the set instead of run her down?"

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>>42801443
>>42801448
>>42801480
>>42801512
>>42801541

"Killing time." you respond. "We got bored waiting for you, Sensei. I seriously need to get you a watch."

Kakashi disappears from his spot and reappears on the other side of the men, who now have their ropes cut. Kakashi helps one man in glasses up and addresses him.

"I'm really sorry about this." your Sensei says before turning to you. "This is our client. We're supposed to be escorting the actress Yukie Fujikaze, and this is her manager Sandayu."

>A.Sounds like fun

>B.Oops

>C.Other

>>42801662
>B.Oops

>>42801662
>>A.Sounds like fun

>>42801662
>C. "Oh. Well, nice to meet you. I'm Kon Karagowa, and the guy who shoved his hand into your neck is Sasuke Uchiha. Kiba should still be with Miss Yukie, so I wouldn't worry about her too much."

>>42801662
>C.Other
"I apologize for nothing. You can't have us watch a two and a half hour film where an actress is portrayed as the embodiment of good and justice and then be surprised when we instinctively rush to defend her from pursuers."

>>42801662
>A.Sounds like fun
>C. In our defense you really should partition of your film areas. We thought it was an actual chase. Sorry.

>>42801662
>C.Other

"Huh, shouldn't they have closed off the area to the public before they filmed a scene?"

>>42801662
>Shown you we can get the job done.
>Kakashi-sensei will this be a repeat of the bridge?
>Ask what type of training the three of us should focus.

>>42801662
>A.Sounds like fun
Look, next you go chasing an innocent (and quite pretty) young woman through the streets, maybe you should try NOT looking like Darth Vader.

>>42801662
>C. "Wait...this isn't gonna be like the Land of Waves mission, is it Kakashi Sensei?"

>>42801662
>C.Other
"Then he will be pleased to hear that we've already defended her against a group of ruffians chasing her. Terribly sorry that he somehow got pulled into it, though."

>>42801723
>>42801750
Seconding bringing up the Land of Waves mission.

>>42801662
>C.Other
"Sorry, sir. We hadn't been briefed."

"All I saw was someone being chased by guys on horseback. Admittedly odd, but still falls under the broad category of 'situations to step into'."

If we summoned mask monkey now, he can get a fresh mask of everyone.

This can later serve as decoy for the target.

>>42801708
>>42801723
>>42801752
>>42801788

"Sounds like fun." you say. "We've even already proved we can handle it. So is this going to be like the Land of Waves mission, Sensei?"

"We can only hope not." Kakashi replies. "Now if we can just find Yukie."

Soon enough, Akamaru shows up. He leads you all to a bar, where the actress is currently being belligerent.

"This lady has an attitude problem." Kiba tells you. "She won't even sign any autographs."

"I'm not going to the Land of Snow." Fujikaze mumbles. "You can find another actress."

>A.So are we not going, then?

>B.How are we going to get her to go?

>C.Man, you're right Kiba

>D.Other

>>42801969
>D.Other
"What do you have against the Land of Snow?"

>>42801969
>>D.Other
Summon monkey, have him transform, introduce directer to his new lead actress

>>42801969
>D.Other
"Sounds like you have a good reason, Miss Fujikaze. Mind telling me what it is?"

Take a seat, assuming doing so isn't going to get us kicked out for being a minor.

>>42801969
>D.Other

"So.... do we still get paid if she doesn't go?"

>>42801985
I... I am okay with this if he can speak in that form.

>>42801969
>D. "Well, we're here. Gimme a second." Summon up Sarujizo, let him get a good look at everyone here so he can be a potential decoy later. Also introduce him. Also have him get a good look at us with our explosives, so that he can appear as us with full explosives if the event calls for it.

>>42801969
>>B.How are we going to get her to go?

>>42801985
I'm pretty sure Sarujizo doesn't quite have the acting chops for a lead role.

>>42801985
Second.

We can all transform jutsu too.

>>42802027
Lets just try it, what can possibly go wrong?

>>42801969
>D.Other
Vote against any shenanigans involving transformation jutsu, because that's dumb.

>>42802027
I dunno, maybe she'll be so insulted that she'd be replaced by a monkey, that she'll choose to go.

>>42802048
Pretty much everything can go wrong, anon. At BEST it pisses her off enough to agree to go just out of stubbornness, but that's not exactly the good kind of progress.

>>42801969
>B.How are we going to get her to go?

Should ask Kakashi more about the land of snow and their ninja.

Would the Akatsuki have allies there?

>>42801969
>D. "No Autographs? Dammit Kiba, you had one job."

>>42801985
Not this. Never this. It's stupid for like six different reasons.

>>42801985
>>42801969
I can go with that

>>42802154
Whatever happens, we have to say this.

>Enemy has us outnubered: SUMMON THE MONKEYS
>We're being attacked: MONKEYS USE YOUR JUTSU
>Busy day at the restaurant: MONKEY WAITSTAFF NO JUTSU
>SHAZAM
>Unraveling a character's "troubled past" backstory: CLONE HER WITH A MONKEY

>>42802226
>a swarm of monkeys is attacking the village,
SUMMON MORE MONKEYS

>>42802226
>>42802256
Seriously. Monkeys aren't the solution to every problem. Most of them, sure. I'd agree to that. But this is not one of those problems.

>>42802226
Yeah, that's character development for you. Before we could summon monkeys the solution to all of those problems would have been Explosions.

>>42802277
Why settle? Use exploding Monkeys!

>>42801985

"So what are we gonna do?" Kiba asks. "Do we still get paid if she doesn't go?"

An idea comes to you. You summon Sarujizo.

"Sarujizo, take that woman's form." you direct.

He does so, and you turn to Sandayu. "Check it out, your new lead actress!"

As Sarujizo picks his nose while in the shape of Fujikaze, Kiba starts laughing uncontrollably.

"Is this an insult?" Sandayu exclaims. "It can only be Yukie! Certainly not a monkey!"

While everyone else is in hysterics, Kakashi has used genjutsu to render Fujikaze unconscious. He picks her up and heads off.

"I guess that works." Kiba sighs, still recovering from his fit of laughter.

The next day, you're all on a ship heading North. They are shooting some scenes on the ship, and your team is just hanging back.

"They're killing off Shishimaru?" Kiba groans. "Great, now I'm not even gonna watch the movie when it comes out."

Kakashi is just reading his book while Sasuke stares out at the ocean.

>A.Talk to somebody

>B.Do something to pass the time

>C.Other

So has anyone thought that the end of the Land of Snow movie is probably really awful for the citizens of the Land of Snow? I mean, sure, they're freed from a tyrant. That's great. But they've also had the environment of their home radically altered. What's that going to do to their agriculture? They probably had a system based on perennial arctic plants like claytonia or sweetvetch. Now the climate is all wrong for them and they're going to have to scramble to replant the fields with annuals before they all starve.

>>42802277
>that's character development for you
I think the next step is explosive monkeys. Not monkeys with explosives, monkeys made of explosives.

>>42802295
>B.Do something to pass the time
Impact fishing!

>>42802295
>C.Other
Join Sasuke in staring at the sea.

>>42802295
>C. Practice your aim by throwing Kunai and trying to hit them with your HEAVENLY LANCE (tm) jutsu

>>42802302
Magic ninja plants.

>>42802295
>>B.Do something to pass the time
experiment with our release more

>>42802295
>A.Talk to somebody
"So, Kakashi sensei. If you've really copied a thousand techniques, there must be one or two you can teach me to pass the time."

"I mean, I feel like we've barely interacted since before the Chunin exams."

>>42802295
Seconding >>42802349

>>42802349
>"That's what, like two? Three whole story arcs?"

>>42802302
Actually, it was mentioned after the credits that the generator that was causing all that heat was incomplete, in addition to the damage Naruto caused. It would still be several years before the generator could be put into working order and affect more than just the area around that one valley, by which time a solution to how to use seasons could have been put in place.

>B.Do something to pass the time

thanks for running today laze i needed a good quest to wash the taste of Spirit Detective Quest out of my mouth

>>42802295
>A.Talk to somebody
Ask Kakashi for what he knows about the Land of Snow, don't go into this blind.

Idea for a jutsu: Kon summons a barrel. Once it is approached however it explodes with rabid monkeys. Call the exploding barrel of monkeys. The ultimate trap.

>>42802295
>>42802336
This. Need to get better at the Jutsu.

>>42802295
>>A.Talk to somebody
Sandayu.
"So... why exactly does it have to be her, again?"
After wave it's not hard to notice the client's hiding something. The only part of this movie that wasn't entirely predictable was the narwhals.

>>42802295
>B.Do something to pass the time

Teach Sasuke the summoning jutsu. See what he has an affinity with.

Although I'd ask Kakashi if it's OK. Don't want to accidentally have him return from his summoning place to the middle of the Ocean where the boat was originally.

>>42802295
>Sasuke is thinking about Hinata and Naruto
>What's his pal Kon do?
>Devise a lighting combo jutsu!

A wind jutsu that let's us match fang over fang could be cool for Kiba.

>>42802421
First of all, we don't know how contracting works IC. We were passed down a contract from Hiruzen. Second of all, OOC we know Jiraiya's going to sign him on with the Toads.

>>42802295
>>42802349
Seconding

>>42802373
Oh, well that's a relief. They'll have time to phase in the new agricultural practices. And set up dams to prevent the meltwater from causing landslides and destroying entire towns.

>>42802349
I like this

>>42802295
>>B.Do something to pass the time
Practice hand seals. Sorry making dinner

>>42802295
>C. Prod Sasuke, ask what's on his mind. Offer him a sip of what's totally water and not Sake we swiped from the ship's hold.

>>42802442
Well you can have two contracts at the same time. And frankly, I think he needs his Hawks for air support.

What is with people in this thread voting to have Kon act like a self-centered shit with poor impulse control who thinks he's way funnier than he actually is?

>>42802497
Fuck hawks, eagles are where it's at.

>>42802505
>self-centered shit with poor impulse control
>thinks he's way funnier than he actually is
Welcome to /tg/, anon.

>>42802336
Fuck it. Seconding this.

>>42802349

You approach Kakashi.

"Sensei, it feels like we've barely interacted since the Chunin exams." you say. "You know one thousand jutsu, right? How about teaching me a one?"

Kakashi closes his book.

"Fair enough." he responds. "What do you want to learn? I could teach you a lightning jutsu fairly quickly."

>A.Let's do that

>B.I want to learn something else (specify)

>C.Never mind

>D.Other

>>42802564
>A.Let's do that

>>42802564
>>A.Let's do that

>>42802564
>A.Let's do that

>>42802564
>A.

>>42802497
Which is why we need to teach him to summon on his own, so he can get his Hawk contract. In canon he just pulled it out of nowhere with no one having any idea where it came from. It would make sense for Hawks to be his inherently most suitable summon, and he got it the reverse-summoning way like Jiraiya did the toads.

>>42802564
>A.Let's do that

>>42802564
>>A.Let's do that
if we get a choice, something big and flashy

>>42802564
>>A.Let's do that
We've got a wind jutsu. We could use something from the other half of our release.

>>42802564
>>A.Let's do that

>>42802564
>A.Let's do that

>>42802564
>A. I'm game. I only know the one wind jutsu and a few of my special release techniques that are still in development.
"So is the land of snow cold, or something? It sounds like a place you'd find Haku."

>>42802564
>D.Other
Maybe something tricky that could be used as a distraction or to create openings?

>>42802564
>>A.Let's do that
>B.I want to learn something else
"I was wondering if you could train me full time. You have experience as an jonin and ex-ANBU. I'd like to improve myself, and i can't think of someone better than you in terms of versatility."

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>>42802564
>we learn it immediately
>come back to learn something else, because we're still bored
>Kakashi's face when

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>>42802571
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>>42802583
>>42802593
>>42802595
>>42802613
>>42802618
>>42802623
>>42802638

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_FzOYQd7Jg&index=66&list=PL3AC39BCAE0A97F85

"Let's do that." you reply. "I already know a wind technique, so I could do with one from the other half of my release."

Kakashi spends the rest of the day teaching you Lightning Release: Thunderbolt. It's a pretty standard lightning attack, but it has a great range that can be extended by channeling lightning through adjacent targets. It could definitely come in handy against crowds, while keeping even more distance than Vacuum Wave.

The next day, everyone is awoken to discover that the ship's path has been blocked by a giant glacier. The director however, decides that it's the perfect spot to shoot, and you all disembark.

During shooting, an unexpected explosion happens. A ninja wearing strange armor reveals himself.

"Well if it isn't princess Koyuki." the ninja says.

>A.Who is this guy

>B.Princess?

>C.Everyone get to the ship, I'll cover you

>D.Other

>>42802836
>A.Who is this guy

>>42802836
>C.Everyone get to the ship, I'll cover you

>>42802836
>B.Princess?

>>42802836
>>D.Wait, is this part of the movie?

>>42802836
>>C.Everyone get to the ship, I'll cover you
Exposition can come after the objective is secure.

>>42802836
>B.
"I have questions about this for later!"
>C.

>>42802836
>C.Everyone get to the ship, I'll cover you
>D.Other
"Damn it, this is EXACTLY like Wave! If this guy pulls out any ice jutsu I am going to be so pissed."

>>42802836
>D.Other
Counter his unexpected explosion with another unexpected explosion.

Two can play at this game of cat and... other cat.

>>42802836
>>C.Everyone get to the ship, I'll cover you
Kinda in character with vowing protecting everybody and whatnot

>>42802836
>D. "Excuse me, we're shooting a moVie Here. I'm gonna have to ask you to please leave."

>>42802836
"Goddammit, its Wave all over again. Calling it now, We're going to end up neck deep in bodies and have to kill some tyrannical prick. AGAIN."

>>42802836
>C.Everyone get to the ship, I'll cover you
>D.Other

Ask Kakashi if we're facing another missing-nin.

>>42802836
>Make an even bigger explosion.
>Quiet on set!

So, I've been thinking. Given the fact that we vibrated a dude out of our body who had merged with us at the molecular level, and the fact that one of our main attacks is expelling Impact release during a punch, we should definitely be able to enhance the strength of a punch with chakra.

Or am I wrong? Because that shit sounds like it should be second nature at this point.

>>42802836
...I call dibs on the armor.

>>42802861
>>42802887
>>42802893
>>42802900
>>42802903

"Princess Koyuki?" Kakashi says in disbelief as he turns back to Fujikaze.

Meanwhile, you direct everyone to return to the ship immediately.

As they do, two more ninja emerge from the snow. The first one directs them.

"You two get the princess. I'll handle Kakashi." he says before rushing down to meet your Sensei.

The other two, a woman with pink hair and a large black haired man, begin to close in on you.

>Direct your teammates

>>42803098
Kiba get the guy! He's your type right? Sauce follow me!

>>42803098
Kiba goes after the woman with Akamaru, we and Sasuke go for the man. Stick to mid range attacks and skirmishing until we have a better idea of what they're capable of.

>>42803098
>Kiba, get Yukie out of here.
>Sasuke, which one do you want?
Prep an impact punch on the other one.

>>42803098
Sasuke deals with the big guy, whilst we go after the woman. Kiba stays with Fujikaze. Focus on disrupting their movement whilst we appraise what they can do.

>>42803098
Wind/Fire combo with Spinny Eyes. Dog boy gets in close and hammers pinkey.
Capture them Alive if possible. If not, We understand.

>>42803098
Kiba guard the princess, Sasuke gets the black haired guy, we cover the pink haired woman

>>42803098
>Turn and fight on my mark
>Throw some flash bombs behind us as we run
>Turn and fight the moment after the flash bombs go off, then continue following the princess

>>42803170
Kon's Blizzard Technique!

Instead of petals, we use....gunpowder.

>>42803014
Yeah, but more importantly we should imbue our punches with that body vibration technique and keep sending it to a specific place and pop an organ.

Nano-jutsus, son

>>42803198
flower petal shaped explosive tags
"i can only afford to use this move once every 6 years"

>>42803135
>He's your type right?
Prettyboy is fighting Kakashi.
This dude is morbidly obese.

>>42803098
Kiba goes for the guy, Sasuke fights pinky, we'll pull guard duty on Koyuki and start throwing projectiles.

>>42803217
this needs to be said and/or used, maybe not now, but some day.

>>42803222
I wouldn't say morbidly. I mean he was pretty big, but he was still good with his Chakra-snowboard, which we totally need to steal by the way.

>>42803222
Ohh never saw the movie. Just thought the guy was tall and muscular. Though the point was to pick on Kiba a bit. But yeah chakra snowboard! Feck yer!

>>42803287
Or the version of the chakra armor with the built-in wings.

>>42803287
Things we need to steal: Snowboard, chakra armour, any weapon. I mean, in Wave we stole a hat and a sword. We need to steal something in Wave 2: Electric Boogaloo.

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>>42803146
>>42803152
>>42803164

"Kiba, guard Fujikaze!" you direct. "Sasuke, take care of the big guy!"

Your teammates follow your instructions as you face off with the woman. As you approach, she prepares some hand signs. "Ice Prison!"

Pillars of ice begin to rise from the ground, approaching you.

>A.Dodge

>B.Blast the ice

>C.Other

>>42803378
>B.Blast the ice

>>42803378
>A.Dodge

Don't show off the release too soon.

>>42803378
>B.Blast the ice
With regular explosions.

>>42803378
>A.Dodge

>>42803378
>>A.Dodge
Hey is that like water prison? Cuase that move sucks.

>>42803378
>A.
Dodge for now, make her get cocky before we blow her away.

>>42803378
>>A.Dodge
"Don't worry, Kon. It won't be like wave, Kon."

So ice is wind and water....

Earth and fire jutsus!

...

Kakashi knows Earth, let Sasuke roll out the flames.

>>42803378
>A.Dodge

We ARE fast as fuck. And we should preserve chakra. Let's get on CQC distance.

>>42803378
>A.Dodge

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>>42803478

You use your speed to skirt around the pillars of ice and approach the woman unscathed. As you close in, you take a swing at her and strike her head on. What's strange however, is that your release seemed to have no effect. Even though you used it, it's as if she was only hit by a regular punch. You could have sworn you saw a purple glow, too.

The woman extends wings from her back and takes flight. She fires another jutsu in your direction. "Swallow Blizzard!"

A swarm of birds made from ice speed towards you.

>A.Dodge

>B.Shoot them down

>C.Other

>>42803611
>>B.Shoot them down

>>42803611
>A.Dodge
>C.Other

Hit with weapon.

>>42803611
>Wind Blade

>>42803611
>C.

Could we launch the birds back with one of our shockwaves and hit her with them?

>>42803611
>C Shatter shot

>>42803611
>>A.Dodge
Hey that's cheating! Wait how do you have wings!?

>>42803611
>C.Other

HEY! Chain lightning with thunderbolt!

>>42803718
Definitely this!

>>42803718
I'll support this

>>42803611
>>42803718
HOHOHO... This!

>>42803718
>>42803611
Time to prove to Kakashi-sensei our exceptional ability.

>>42803611
>A.Dodge
>C.Other
Punch her, with a load of chakra behind the fist, but simply don't release it.

>>42803718
Time to use plot convenient jutsu

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>>42803630
>>42803718
>>42803762
>>42803815

You get ready to shoot them down with your new jutsu. "Lightning Release: Thunderbolt!"

The electricity travels between the projectiles, causing them to fall apart as it passes through.

The electricity eventually reaches the woman, but that purple glow cuts it off.

Before you can continue, what looks to be a giant horned whale smashes into the glacier, causing it to shake violently.

"Everyone get to the ship!" you hear Kakashi Sensei shout.

You do so as two more whales smash into the glacier again. Kiba and Sasuke have gotten everyone on the ship, and Kakashi Sensei joins you before long.

After making sure that the enemy has indeed been left behind, you all confront Fujikaze in the dining hall.

>A.So princess, huh

>B.Who were those guys

>C.What was up with that armor

>D.Other

>>42803984
>>C.What was up with that armor

>B.Who were those guys

>>42803984
>>A.So princess, huh

>>B.Who were those guys

>>C.What was up with that armor
I really want a set of that armor!!

>>42803984
>A.So princess, huh

>B.Who were those guys
>C.What was up with that armor

>>42803984
>A.So princess, huh
>B.Who were those guys
>D.Other

"I think that one woman eats up chakra or something. My lightning got absorbed and my punch only affected her like a normal one."

>>42803984
>D.Other
"We're here to protect you. What you want to do while you're here is up to you."

>C.What was up with that armor
"So did anyone else watch their ninjutsu disappear in a weird purple flash?"

>>42803984
>>C.What was up with that armor
>B.Who were those guys

>>42803984
>>C.What was up with that armor
>>B.Who were those guys
>D. Did I take a blow to the head or did that guy really throw a horny whale at us?

>>42803984
>A.So princess, huh
>B.Who were those guys

>>42804093
No, he didn't. That tusk is a tooth, technically.

>>42804154
>What is fun

>>42804002
>>42804014
>>42804028
>>42804035
>>42804047
>>42804071
>>42804093

You turn to Kakashi Sensei.

"So who were those guys?" you ask. "And what was up with that armor? It was like it ate up my chakra."

"It's chakra armor." your teacher answers. "The ninja here in the Land of Snow have developed it to nullify ninjutsu and genjutsu. Apparently it runs on radiation that only reaches through the atmosphere at this latitude. In addition, their ice techniques are not true Ice Release, like Haku has. It's just a special Water Release that they've developed to use the surrounding ice and snow. With all that in mind, you can see why they have little influence abroad. Not to mention any minor village has very few skilled ninja compared to one of the five great nations. They're really nothing a group like ours has to worry about."

Despite Sandayu's pleading, Fujikaze, or rather Princess Koyuki, still refuses to go on.

>A.You heard Sensei, these guys are nothing

>B.Fine, just turn back

>C.What is your problem anyway

>D.Other

>>42804297
>C.What is your problem anyway

>>42804297
>D.Other
"I take it you're not ruling the Land of Snow because something happened? Who's ruling right now?"

>>42804297
>A.You heard Sensei, these guys are nothing
>C.What is your problem anyway

>>42804297
>Apparently it runs on radiation that only reaches through the atmosphere at this latitude.

Nice handwave there Laze, hah! I guess no chakra armor for us.

>>42804297
>A.You heard Sensei, these guys are nothing
"They're nothing, just bash them in the face with something not made out of chakra"

Is this a sign to use sword?

>>42804297
>C.What is your problem anyway

>>42804297
>C.What is your problem anyway

>>42804297
>>C.What is your problem anyway
Getting tired of her shit already.

>>42804407
You mean you wasn't already?

Wow tiger I'm impressed

>>42804297
>D.Other
"I agree with Miss Fujikaze. I don't know the precise details, but I'm guessing that as the former princess the current regime wouldn't treat her very well. To bring her into the country and risk her well being and that of all associated with her for the sake of a movie is irresponsible."

>>42804370
>>42804392
>>42804407
You know I hope this doesn't mean getting belligerent with her. 2.5 intelligence and plenty of experience should explain exactly why a Princess who's been living under an assumed name wouldn't want to go back to her country.

>>42804354
>Nice handwave there Laze, hah! I guess no chakra armor for us.
Eh, we might as well loot it anyway. Someone might make a less effective version we can use elsewhere. Or create a seal to emanate that radiation, thus getting around the problem.
Probably the first, even I think Chakra armor is op

>>42804426
I've had enough to drink that I find most things unduly amusing. It buoys my tolerance considerably.

>>42804476
It would still be useful if we went to the Land of Iron, they're at about the same latitude and should be getting the same cosmic radiation. Come to think of it, their samurai armor can block Amaterasu. Maybe they already use it?

>>42804331
>>42804351
>>42804370
>>42804392
>>42804407

"What is your problem anyway?" you ask.

Koyuki refuses to acknowledge your question, and Sandayu explains.

He goes on about the events here in the Land of Snow ten years ago that led to Koyuki's exile. About Doto's coup in which he killed his younger brother and took over the country with the help of hired Snow ninja. About how he was once Koyuki's aide as a child, and that there are still supporters of Koyuki that wish to see Doto overthrown.

Eventually the director is the one who convinces her to go on, with the promise of making an even greater movie.

Later, after you've set out, the crew is crossing a pass over the mountains when they notice the princess missing yet again.

>A.I'll look for her

>B.Kiba, go find her

>C.Other

>>42804648
>>B.Kiba, go find her

>>42804648
>A.I'll look for her

>>42804648
>A.I'll look for her

>>42804648
>>B.Kiba, go find her
Least it's a girl this time eh?

>>42804648
>B.Kiba, go find her
He's our tracker

Or we could go with him

>>42804648
>A.I'll look for her
"Look, I get that you don't want to be here, I wouldn't either. But going wandering off on your own is just going to make you more vulnerable."

>>42804648
>B.Kiba, go find her
Go, Dogboy! Go!

>>42804648
>A

>>42804676
That stopped being funny when Kiba met the cat girl.

Let's just be the plot-relevant one for once? Please?

>>42804648
>A.I'll look for her
"So lemme get this straight. She had to flee her homeland and go into hiding, I get that. But who thought it was a good idea for her to hide as a ridiculously famous and successful actress?"

>>42804648
>B.Kiba, go find her

>>42804648
>>B.Kiba, go find her
The tracker does the tracking. Brooder does the brooding. We do the exploding. And the thinking.

>>42804648
>A.I'll look for her

>>42804713
Speaking of thinking, do you really think Kiba should be the one to motivate her? It's clear she needs a pep-talk, and Kiba has all the restraint and subtlety of a pack of wild dogs.

>>42804787
Exactly.

She'll have the naruto treatment

>>42804816
I thought part of the point of an AU was to not do things the moron way?

>>42804857
Just think, if Kiba's on princess duty, we can stop those retards from running into a wall of kunai

>>42804648
>>A.I'll look for her

>>42804857
While that's true it did work with blondbitch

>>42804648
>B.Kiba, go find her

Alright, tiebreaker vote

First response to this post chooses

>>42804967
B

>>42804648
>B.Kiba, go find her
>give him a mushroom from your lunch to give him the scent

>>42804967
Kiba goes tracking for princess

>>42804974

"Kiba, go find her." you direct.

"Got it." Kiba replies. He and Akamaru take off, sniffing the princess out.

Kiba can find her alone, so the rest of you stick around the crew. After a while, something strange happens. The ice beneath you starts to melt, revealing train tracks.

Sandayu kneels down. "There's chakra running through these rails, melting the ice!" he calls. "Everyone hurry and get out of here before they find you!"

After his warning, Sandayu takes off up the mountainside.

>A.Follow him

>B.Get the crew to safety

>C.Set something up

>D.Direct somebody else

>E.Other

>>42805095
>>B.Get the crew to safety

>>42805095
>B.Get the crew to safety

>>42805095
>E. Warp these rails to lead off course

>>42805095
>B.Get the crew to safety

>>42805095
>B.Get the crew to safety
Maximum speed.

>>42805095
>B.Get the crew to safety
Here it comes, folks.
The ninja train.

>>42805095
lay explosives under the tracks.

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>>42805159
Not if we attack the rails. It's like, one of the many weaknesses of trains.

>>42805130
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>>42805185
Pussies.
Clearly, the CORRECT response is to Impact Suplex the train.

>>42805130
>>42805095
>>42805176
either or.

>>42805095
>B.Get the crew to safety

>>42805095
>>C.Set something up
Plant explosives on and by the tracks.

The tracks aren't ninjutsu proof neither, they've just been heated up with chakra. In fact, that heat has probably made them more malleable.

>>42805207
Boom time!

So Laze, just out of curiosity, can Kon sing?

>>42805264
Anyone can sing anon

>>42805095
>E.Other
Blow the tracks up

>>42805095
>ice beneath you starts to melt, revealing train tracks.
>Sandayu takes off up the mountainside.
Oh god I remember this part
pls no
>E
Do whatever the fuck it takes to derail that train!

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>>42805264
He can dance, too!

I wonder if we're strong enough with the Kyokatsu Shogun that we can lasso people with us outta the tunnel?

>>42805298
Correction.
Can he sing WELL? Is he tone deaf? Does he sing like a chronic smoker? What?

>>42805095
Explosives, lots of explosives.

>>42805307
>pokeball maracas
Really? I know that show went a bit strange sometimes, but really?

>>42805252
This is for the Last Airbender you whitewashing sonofabitch.

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>>42805212

You quickly get the crew to safety. You can see from your vantage point that Sandayu is preparing to crest the mountain with several warriors in tow.

Sasuke and Kakashi Sensei have taken to setting up some traps along the railway.

A train eventually emerges from the tunnel, right on the heels of Koyuki, carried by Kiba and Akamaru.

From the end of the train emerges one ninja you've seen before, and a large man you have not. He addresses Koyuki through a speaker on the train.

"It's been a long time princess." he says.

Sandayu looks like he's getting ready to charge the train.

>A.Stop Sandayu

>B.Attack the train

>C.Do nothing

>D.Other

>>42805377
That show was made in japan m8

That's not the weirdest shit in that show

>>42805441
>A.Stop Sandayu
"let us take care of this next bit."

>>42805343
He's pretty average

>>42805408
Too early, anon.
That happens later.
>>42805441
>A.Stop Sandayu
"Not yet. Who knows what he's hiding in that train? You could be charging headfirst into an army. Make them get off, and come to us if they want the princess."

>>42805441
>B.Attack the train
Suplex

>>42805441
>A.Stop Sandayu

>>42805441
>B.Attack the train
Lightning the fuck out of it.

>>42805408
Damn you, Ramalamashama-sama!

>>42805441
>A.Stop Sandayu

>>42805441
>A.Stop Sandayu

>>42805441
>>A.Stop Sandayu

>>42805441
>>A.Stop Sandayu

>>42805480
KUN!

>>42805441
Hey, we didn't vote to get the crew to safety.

>>42805441
>B.Attack the train

>>42805441
>A.Stop Sandayu
This is what you hired us for

The train is in a more or less straight line, right? And it can't dodge, being a train and all. Can we just hop onto the tracks some way in front of it and unleash 'Shining Finger' to fuck up the whole damn train, front to back?

>>42805441
There were so many votes to derail the train.

>>42805561
Did you really forget about fucking chakra armor that fucking soon anon.....

>>42805561
I don't think it has that much penetrating power, sadly. It's powerful, but not "fuck up a whole train" levels of power. Think sniper rifle, not artillery shell.

Fuck it, nothing we do has meaning, we're in a railed cutscene right now.

>>42805589
If the whole damn train is covered in chakra armour then I guess we do have problems, yes.

>>42805593
Fair enough. I'm a little fuzzy on the precise mechanics. I thought it just punched a small hole in a straight line as long as we gave it enough juice.

>>42805623
Would you shut the fuck up already about not being useful

>>42805638
We were gonna be useful until Laze ignored most of the votes last post.

So I haven't seen the movie, will we get a chance to get Tenten a souvenir?

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>>42805523

You hurry and rush over to Sandayu.

"Stop. Don't go down there." you warn. "You don't know what he's got in that train. Let us take care of it."

Sandayu protests, but at your insistence, he holds his men back.

After the man, presumably Doto, finishes addressing Koyuki, an explosion goes off, causing an avalanche to hit the train. The train drives forward over a bridge only for the bridge to explode under them. The cars seperate however, and the front car manages to escape falling down the mountain.

Sandayu and his men join the princess.

"Please, princess!" he pleads. "Lead us! Under you, we can retake this nation! Let's march on the palace right now!"

>A.He's right

>B.That's a bad idea

>C.Other

>>42805675
>B.That's a bad idea

>>42805671
There are jetpacks?

>>42805654
No he didn't, the majority of votes were to get the crew to safety.

>>42805675
>B. I mean, me and Sasuke dealt with you all easily.

>>42805675
>Other
"It's up to you, princess. We'll protect you either way... and if that means you can protect your people in turn all the better."

>>42805675
>>B.That's a bad idea

>>42805675
>A.He's right
"Lets be totally honest, your uncle won't stop trying to kill you. We once tried to avoid fighting the tyrant and just doing out job in a situation like this. After a bunch of people died, I ended up killing him anyway."

>>42805675
>B.That's a bad idea
"We do not have nearly the forces needed to do that. At the very least take some time to raise popular support among the various towns and villages, first."

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>>42805675
>C. If you pay us triple, we'll take the palace for you.

>>42805675
>A.He's right
"With a caveat. Conventional wisdom holds that to take a fortified position, like that castle, in a direct assault requires a numerical advantage of at least three to one. However, you have some damn fine shinobi backing you up. If we can sneak into the castle, pace some explosives, maybe take out Doto and his top goons, that should create enough confusion for you and your men to move in while the defenders are trying to find us."