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The raging brawl dies a sudden death as combatants flail around blindly, big piles of foam growing on their head. Two men cannonball into one another and go down hard as their feet fly out from under them on the suddenly slick deck. One man who was holding his own pretty ably in the corner, using his tray as a weapon and shield hunkers down and covers his head with it. He catches sight of you and stares dumbly as you shrug apologetically before scanning the room for your query. Hamp is on top of things, crossing the room by leaping from one poor bastard's back to another, their clothing providing more-or-less sure footing. He covers the wide-open deck quickly, a trail of flattened and groaning victims in his wake. The dogs spot him coming and abandon their prizes to scramble for the door, but their little paws find scant purchase on the rapidly-foaming deck. Hamp lunges for one and catches it with a triumphant cry, but the damned thing simply pops out of his embrace like a cork, shaggy coat trailing foam.

God help you, you've greased the goddamn pigs - and with your leg, you'll never make it there in time to help. “KITAKAMI!” you bellow.

Kitakami's leaning against the opposite hatch, watching the foam sprays with mild interest. She looks left, then right, as if she can't find you. You wave your cane wildly to catch her eye. “KITAKAMI!”

She seems to focus on you, then tilts her head quizzically.

For *fucks* sake - “GET THOSE LITTLE FUZZY BASTARDS!”

>calling in a false fire alarm
That seems like it would end not very well.

NOT FIRST POST

>>42878794
When you have a star on your shoulder, you can get away with a LOT.

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Steiner strong when

>>42878794
Justified under the circumstances

>>42878821
That thing is fucking ugly.

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>>42878743
>let it begin

>>42878864
WELL THEN YOU TWO SHOULD GET ALONG JUST FINE THEN

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>>42878753
>you've greased the goddamn pigs

Can we fire wildly into the air next? Oh yeah, they don't trust Settle with a gun.

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Kitakami sloooowly scans the foam-filled air again, heaves an obvious sigh - and then she *moves.* She almost seems to kick off from the wall, accelerating from a standing start to a green blur trailing black braids. She hits the deck with both boots braced and simply surfs through the thick foam on the deck like she's in her Outfit and cruising the big blue; kicking up a bow-wave of tan foam as she shoves off from tables here and there - her eyes half-lidded with boredom all the while. The last of the corgis manage to escape through the hatch opposite a hairs breadth ahead of her, but she's after them in a flash. You and Hamp manage to stagger through the hatch in time to keep on their tail as they race aft.

The dogs emerge from the superstructure onto the wide top deck, one big chopper landing pad that extends to the stern. They angle left, only to retreat from the light pop-pop-pop of Arizona's secondary batteries firing warning shots. The seaward exit is likewise blocked by Ise and Hyuuga's vengeful scowls. They make a mad dash for the stern, only to find that direction blocked by a Chinook parked aft.

They take the only remaining exit; tucking their legs up beneath them and tobogganing down the vehicle ramp on their fuzzy little bellies. Kitakami is hot on their heels, crouching low and flinging her arms out like a skateboarder to maintain balance as she surfs the streaks of foam squeegeed out of the corgi's fur.

What we would give for some rope to turn into a lasso...

This is a ship, right? There is *some* rope or cable around here, no?

Maybe damage control hoses instead?

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>>42878821

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You and Hamp fly down the nearest stairwell three narrow steps at a time till you reach the well deck level, sprinting onto the raised catwalk bordering the cavernous space just in time to see the last of the corgis thundering away towards the aft door, wide open to the sea. Kitakami's just coming off the ramp with a nimble leap, hitting the water with her Outfit already summoned, but the little boats are kicking up tiny rooster-tail wakes as they gun their triple Allisons for all they're worth, accelerating towards forty knots as they scram for the one exit you didn't think to cover.

But covered it is - by another cover, a three-point marine one floating on the surface near the well-deck doors. As the lead corgi approaches it, something ugly and mottled green explodes from the water like something from a NatGeo documentary, seizing one slippery corgi in a bearhug. It's compatriots heel over in panicked turns, sprays of water kicking up from their paws as they lean into the tight maneuvers to flee back towards the railing you're standing at. Before they can think better of it you leap towards the control panel and hit the door control, shutting the deck to the sea and trapping the little bastards in.

Hate is just pulling himself up the ladder when you and Hamp meet him.

“The hell were you doing down there?” Hamp asks.

“It's made for small boats,” he says, waving at the space around you. “Figured it was just a matter of time till you guys chased them down here.”

“Gee, thanks,” you mutter.

[ ] Chew those little furballs out personally. They have seriously fucked up. They are BAD DOGS.
[ ] Let Hate grill them - what he lacks in direct line-of-command over Navy boats, he makes up for in sheer... well, hate.
[ ] Phone it in to base security and save the drama for later - you want off this boat before its CO finds you. See nuting, hear nuting, KNOW NUTING

>>42878935
>[ ] Phone it in to base security and save the drama for later - you want off this boat before its CO finds you. See nuting, hear nuting, KNOW NUTING
>[ ] Let Hate grill them - what he lacks in direct line-of-command over Navy boats, he makes up for in sheer... well, hate.

>>42878935
>[X] Phone it in to base security and save the drama for later - you want off this boat before its CO finds you. See nuting, hear nuting, KNOW NUTING
Evacuate the area

>>42878935
>[ ] Let Hate grill them - what he lacks in direct line-of-command over Navy boats, he makes up for in sheer... well, hate.

>>42878935
>[ ] Let Hate grill them - what he lacks in direct line-of-command over Navy boats, he makes up for in sheer... well, hate.
>[ ] Phone it in to base security and save the drama for later - you want off this boat before its CO finds you. See nuting, hear nuting, KNOW NUTING
Also based super ktkm-sama.

>>42878935
>[ ] Chew those little furballs out personally. They have seriously fucked up. They are BAD DOGS.

We disappointed now

>>42878935
>[ ] Phone it in to base security and save the drama for later - you want off this boat before its CO finds you. See nuting, hear nuting, KNOW NUTING
Leave no trace and the crew will just attribute it to mass hallucinations.

>>42878935
>[] get the fuck off the boat, ream fluffy dog ass later

>>42878935
>[X] Phone it in to base security and save the drama for later - you want off this boat before its CO finds you. See nuting, hear nuting, KNOW NUTING

>>42878935
>[X] Chew those little furballs out personally. They have seriously fucked up. They are BAD DOGS.

They will cower in fear.

>>42878935
>[x] Let Hate grill them - what he lacks in direct line-of-command over Navy boats, he makes up for in sheer... well, hate.
>[x] Phone it in to base security and save the drama for later - you want off this boat before its CO finds you. See nuting, hear nuting, KNOW NUTING

>>42878935
>[ ] Phone it in to base security and save the drama for later - you want off this boat before its CO finds you. See nuting, hear nuting, KNOW NUTING
>[ ] Chew those little furballs out personally. They have seriously fucked up. They are BAD DOGS.

>>42878935
>[ ] Chew those little furballs out personally. They have seriously fucked up. They are BAD DOGS.
We're the admiral.
We're the master.
Show them who's in charge.

>>42878935
>[ ] Let Hate grill them - what he lacks in direct line-of-command over Navy boats, he makes up for in sheer... well, hate.

>>42878935
>[ ] Let Hate grill them - what he lacks in direct line-of-command over Navy boats, he makes up for in sheer... well, hate.

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>[ ] Phone it in to base security and save the drama for later - you want off this boat before its CO finds you. See nuting, hear nuting, KNOW NUTING

>>42878935
>[x] Let Hate grill them - what he lacks in direct line-of-command over Navy boats, he makes up for in sheer... well, hate.

Gotta go with experience, that and i think they'd sooner listen to a marine than a proper officer.

>>42878935
>[ ] Let Hate grill them - what he lacks in direct line-of-command over Navy boats, he makes up for in sheer... well, hate.

>>42878935
>[x] Let Grill hate him

>>42878935
>>[ ] Chew those little furballs out personally. They have seriously fucked up. They are BAD DOGS.

>>42878935
>[X] Let Hate grill them - what he lacks in direct line-of-command over Navy boats, he makes up for in sheer... well, hate.
>[X] Phone it in to base security and save the drama for later - you want off this boat before its CO finds you. See nuting, hear nuting, KNOW NUTING

>>42878935
>[X] Let Hate grill them - what he lacks in direct line-of-command over Navy boats, he makes up for in sheer... well, hate.

>>42878935
>[ ] Chew those little furballs out personally. They have seriously fucked up. They are BAD DOGS.
>[ ] Let Hate grill them - what he lacks in direct line-of-command over Navy boats, he makes up for in sheer... well, hate.

>>42878935
>[ ] Phone it in to base security and save the drama for later - you want off this boat before its CO finds you. See nuting, hear nuting, KNOW NUTING

>>42878935
>[ ] Phone it in to base security and save the drama for later - you want off this boat before its CO finds you. See nuting, hear nuting, KNOW NUTING
Lets go have a pint at the Winchester and wait for all of this to blow over. While these are magic dogs it can be noted dogs respond much better to positive reinforcement and tend to be confused by negative reinforcement unless you rub their nose in it or you give it to them right as the thing is occurring, not 5min after. Then again magic corgi so who knows.

>>42878904
>filename
I chuckled sensibly.

>[X]Phone it in to base security and save the drama for later - you want off this boat before its CO finds you. See nuting, hear nuting, KNOW NUTING

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>>42878935

[ ] Chew those little furballs out personally. They have seriously fucked up. They are BAD DOGS.

BAD! BAD GODLESS LITTLE MURDER MACHINES! BAD!

>>42878935
>[ ] Phone it in to base security and save the drama for later - you want off this boat before its CO finds you. See nuting, hear nuting, KNOW NUTING
Sure we only answer to the CNO and have a lot of leeway since we're in command of hulls, but that doesn't mean we should abuse his patience.

>>42878935
>[ ] Let Hate grill them - what he lacks in direct line-of-command over Navy boats, he makes up for in sheer... well, hate.
>In the meantime, start making calls. There's live ordnance near the theatre

>>42878935
>[x] Let Hate grill them
>[x] Then, when they come to us, give them the most disappointed look possible. Have Arizona do the same thing. Though it may not seem like it, both dogs and sailors are capable of feeling shame.

>>42878935
Any choice is good.

Just remember to

>Thank all the other shipsluts for their assistance (rewards/bribes optional)

>>42878935
[x] Chew those little furballs out personally. They have seriously fucked up. They are BAD DOGS.

>>42878935
>other
Punish them by making them watch Safety and Wellness videos. They will never, ever want back on Admiral Settle's Wild Ride.

>>42878935
>[ ] Let Hate grill them - what he lacks in direct line-of-command over Navy boats, he makes up for in sheer... well, hate.

>>42878935
>[ ] Phone it in to base security and save the drama for later - you want off this boat before its CO finds you. See nuting, hear nuting, KNOW NUTING

Avoid responsibility!

Settle is frothing in rage.

>>42878935

We're an admiral, and we're surface warfare. We outrank whoever skippers this crate, we're in the more prestigious branch, and we have the explicit backing of the CNO to do "whatever it takes" to get a handle on shipbeing affairs.

And the mutts may have just jeopardized our entire mission. They're getting Wrath of Admiral treatment.

>[ ] Chew those little furballs out personally. They have seriously fucked up. They are BAD DOGS.

[x]Phone it in to base security and save the drama for later - you want off this boat before its CO finds you. See nuting, hear nuting, KNOW NUTING

If possible.

When situation is contained. Let Hate deal with immediate penalties, while you begin drafting letter to Chain of Command detailing this situation, and recommending reassignment/neutralization of rogue Corgis.

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>>42878935
[x] Let Hate grill them - what he lacks in direct line-of-command over Navy boats, he makes up for in sheer... well, hate.

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>>42878933
>middle_school.png

>>42878935
Turn them over to Iku. What could possibly go wrong?

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>>42878840
No, that isn't what is happening. How the fuck do you even get that?

more drawfags when

>>42878935
>[x] Chew those little furballs out personally. They have seriously fucked up. They are BAD DOGS.

The dogs are underneath your command and as the senior officer, it was your responsibility to keep the corgis in line. At least chewing them out somewhat maintains an image of professionalism.

>>42879095

It's okay planefag. We were all kinda like that once.

>>42879102

No one knows how the mind of Anon works

>>42878999
FUCK YOU KITAKAMI
YOU STILL OWE US SOME CHECKERED PAINT REQUISITION FORMS
YOU AND YOUR INCESTUOUS LESBIAN SISTER BOTH

>>42879112
>Once.

You mean still?

>>42879102
...Kitakami is seducing Shiranui to make Ooi jealous?

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>>42879112
>once

>>42879095
You're a furry?

>>42879079
Not knowing the CO of the ship is literally GOD, even if there's higher ranked officers onboard.

>>42878935
IDENTIFY THE FUCKING DOGS DAMNIT. ARE THEY NEW ARRIVALS OR DID THEY GET OUT OF THE KENNEL.

Question: Do the Corgis have, well, Dogtags with their hull numbers?

>>42879112
>once

>>42879135
We'll tell him there's a fire in the mess hall, apparently.

He'd better take care of that

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>>42878935
>[X] Phone it in to base security and save the drama for later - you want off this boat before its CO finds you. See nuting, hear nuting, KNOW NUTING

I believe its time to get the fuck out.

>>42879130

Well, I trade the worst of my nerdery for drinking/drug buddies and wanton destruction of property, but yeah.

(I totes build giant robots for RIFTS when I get bored.)

>>42878935
>[ ] Phone it in to base security and save the drama for later - you want off this boat before its CO finds you. See nuting, hear nuting, KNOW NUTING
retreat with secured objective

>>42879112
>Once
>Ever NOT liking mechs

Lets do a repeat of what was done to Kaga in reverse.

Every ship we have with us are to load up and surround them with guns at the ready.

Then we stand by the door with our fingers posed to snap.

And then
>[X] Let Hate grill them

>>42879102
Because that’s what Kitakami will assume is going on, given her reaction to her sister spending time with someone else was to throw her out?

>>42878935
>[ ] Let Hate grill them - what he lacks in direct line-of-command over Navy boats, he makes up for in sheer... well, hate.

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>>42879128

>>42879157
A fire in the disco?

A fire in the Taco Bell?

>>42878935
>[ ] Phone it in to base security and save the drama for later - you want off this boat before its CO finds you. See nuting, hear nuting, KNOW NUTING

There's been quite enough drama for one chain of threads, and there's still a metric fuckton of fallout from this to contain. Let's try to get shit done over SHENANIGANS this time, please?

Agreed. We need to contain this and deal with things one at a time.

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>>42879130
>Gets an engineering degree
>Still thinks obsessing over robots is embarrassing
>ITS LITERALLY YOUR JOB NUMBNUTS. UAV'S ARE A THING.

>>42879135

He outranks us only as long as we're on the ship. As soon as we get off - even if the captain throws us overboard personally - that reverses and we outrank *him*. And can have him removed from command. Captains to *not* fuck with Admirals.

>>42879231
He has a journalism degree

>>42879203


DANGER DANGER

HIGH VOLTAGE

WHEN WE TOUCH (WHEN WE KISS)

WHEN WE TOUCH (WHEN WE KISS)

>>42879253
>Not even STEM master race
Planefag what are you even doing.

>>42879112

Protip: HE'S STILL FUCKING LIKE THAT.

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>>42879253
>He has a journalism degree
Unexpected

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>>42879219
Everything is going to the dogs.

>>42879235

lol not for boarding HIS ship and fucking it up.

A CO can have an Admiral's ass in a sling if said Admiral made a false report of a fire, after boarding a ship without proper vetting.

tl;dr GTFO before the skipper finds out.

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>>42879231
>engineering degree

Just because I write fanfiction of an anime based on a shitty browser game doesn't mean I'm FULL raging autist, goddamn. When I finally blow my brains out in a cardboard box underneath a bridge, my last thought will be "at least I'm not the poor bastard who designed THAT thing."

>>42879298
MEXICAN KID!

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>>42879272

Deep down, you know you never lost your fascination with Big O, Leftenant.

Gundam stilllll makes you a little excited.

Megas XLR still makes you smile.

Chicks Dig Giant Robots. (Nice~)

>>42879268
>STEM master race

Since when is eternal suffering, Statics and ANOVA considered a good thing?

>>42879302
FINE then we'll light something on fire on the way out Jesus Christ

>>42879323
When compared to people who go to Law School. Those poor bastards.

>>42879319

You're right on Megas.

Otherwise I was a Macross fan, mostly. If they'd only fucking pay more attention to the Valkyries and less on the fucking whiny bitchass characters they've been shitting out since forever.

And don't get me fucking started on Evangelion.

>>42879323
Statics is EZ. It's just all the boring, asinine parts of physics rolled into one.


Dynamics is fuck though.

>>42879302
>after boarding a ship without proper vetting.
If Hamp hadn't pushed that sailor overboard, how quickly could we have gotten that done?
How many of our headaches are going to be due to the Masshole?

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>>42879281
That doujin sucked

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>>42879355
May I interest you in Valk HUDs then?

>>42879355
>>42879319

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU HATE, YOU HAVE THE BEST TASTE

>>42879308
>any right to judge crazy
>the journalism/poli-sci major

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>>42879345

Sure, go ahead and add "destruction of Government Property" to the list of possible charges.

>>42878935
GTFO, for Gods sake GTFO

>>42879308

COuld be worse. You could be the poor sonofabitch that has to look at the plans, go "You want me to weld what to what with what? haha, ooook, if you say so." and then do it.

Oh, wait. they pay though. hahahaha!

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VOTES CALLED

>>42879281

Dude, twice a week I make up elaborate conversations between imaginary people and then post them online for others to read. What else would I be?

>>42879383
Am I being too hopeful to think that apologizing to the captain and explaining the situation that lead to all this is a good idea?

>>42879395

WITCHES WHEN

PAY DEBTS COLLEGE BOY

>>42879372

No. Fuck you, eyesight cost me my shot at flight school.

>>42879381

Who could know crazy better than people who've studied the art and science of running a three-ring circus from inside the monkey cage?

>>42879408
Yes.

>>42879361

>If Hamp hadn't pushed that sailor overboard, how quickly could we have gotten that done?

Not very, truthfully. Best option by far is to collect the dogs and get the fuck out of there while everyone is probably still dealing with the fight in the mess deck. The errant PT-corgis can be dealt with safely back on land.

>>42879375
Macross kinda sucks.
Dougram is where it's at.

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>>42879423
>He wanted to be in the Wing
HA
HAHA
HAHAHA

>>42879423
>Lt. Hate
>Lt

Finally give up, huh?

>>42879408
Don't forget we outrank him.

We just have to note that and mention HOLY SHIT YOUR SHIP ALMOST GOT INFESTED WITH SUPERNATURAL SHIP SPIRIT THINGS and things will smooth over.

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>>42879463

>>42879402
History majors make pretty good authors

>>42879408

Maybe after everything has calmed down, and after Settle and Company have ex-filtrated the ship.

Even so, 'plausible deniability' is highly recommended.

So, from the captain's point of view
>Oh christ a fire in the galley they hit the foam, right? Get a team there.
>What the fuck do you meaN THE ARIZONA IS FIRING OFF OUR SIDE
>Why the hell is somebody closing the ramp?

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>>42879371
>You'll never get to drink wine that's been squished by Ashigara's lovely feet

Just pull the Kingston valve already.

>>42879450

I grew the fuck up on Baa! Baa! Blacksheep! and Midway and fucking Tora! Tora! Tora! And Top Gun and reruns of SWAT Katz and fucking Ring Raiders and all that shit. Can you fucking blame me for wanting to fly the fast fucking jets?

>>42879497
You got good taste Hate.

>>42879402
Schizophrenic?

>>42879402
An "artist"

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>>42879133
nobody will admit anything
but everybody knows

>>42879497

LT. HATE AND HIS AMAZING TASTE CONTINUES

>>42879480
History is just journalism for the past

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>>42879497
Well, I can fault you there.

But you know what they say about the Marine Wing boys...

>>42879497
>Black Sheep Squadron

I now have the mental image of a bunch of faries singing, "We are poor little fae, who have lost our way... Baa, Baa, Baaaa..."

>>42879579
>god planefag make this cannon noaw

>>42879497


Found this for you, Hate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zmfd9etbXGE

>>42879579

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDw-b6zCQu8

>>42879494
>you'll never eat Ashigara's victory curry

>>42879579
You technically have a Black Sheep Fairy squadron since they technically flew from a carrier during the war at one point rather briefly.

Said carrier was the USS Franklin in '45. Nothing else needs to be said.

>>42879609
Damn I miss watching that show.

Did some googling and wiki walking

Would these mutts happen to be PT Boat Squadron 25 by any chance?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motor_Torpedo_Boat_PT-346

The squadron lost at least four boats (PT-121, PT-346, PT-347 and PT-353) and most of a fifth (PT-350) to friendly fire, with fifty casualties (22 fatal), in the space of a little over a month.

>>42879633
I watched that and MacGuyver with my sister every day after school.

Damn, I miss those days.

>>42879647
their the PT-Boats from suigurio strait

>>42879633
Then happy goddamn birthday: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLXqhow40unNqvB1EXXdTqg

>>42879692
>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLXqhow40unNqvB1EXXdTqg

I'll have to go through and watch it when I have time.

>>42879546
>implying the /vg/ freak is the worst of them

Seriously. You haven't seen [ENGINE SCREAM].

Good Christ, I didn't need to remember that.

>>42879457

Got yelled at. They sent Sammy B in with my pins and orders not to leave till they were on me.

>>42879777
Kinky

>>42879231
Every time I see this thumbnail I think RJ looks like a furry. A dog furry with big fluffy ears.

Why am I sharing this thought with you all? No reason.

>>42879791

You try surviving the wrath of Death in the form of a DE.

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Fuck it. I'm calling the thread for the night - I'm tired and I can't seem to see straight. Guess I've been in a slump recently.

We'll have writeups, I think. I dunno. I'll go tell people to post them now. Sorry guys.

>>42879777
Was there blood and yelling involved?

>>42879791

That's fucking pedophilia, you nasty shithead.

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>>42879802

>>42879777

Well, that's one way of guaranteeing compliance....

>>42879802
You just word-fucked my eyes. Take it back!

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>>42879231
It's funny, because that's exactly what I did.
Well, am doing.

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>>42879808
Oh, my cue!
______________________________________

---The following is a copy of the address delivered by The Right Honourable David Cameron MP, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, to the members of the House of Commons in the weeks following the disastrous first days of the Abyssal offensives across various parts of the British Isles.---


To you, Mister Speaker, and to the Members of the House:

A pleasant afternoon to you all.

First and foremost, I would like to commend you all in your dedication to duty as Members of Parliament, continuing to go about your work even as the din of battle comes ever closer to these hallowed Chambers. Let me daresay that your presence today is a reassuring testament that the Crown can rely on its loyal subjects to be at their posts at all times, steadfast in their role of keeping the government going amidst these trying times. Yet, we must not forget that in the past few days, some of your number fell to these continuous attacks, either as hapless victims caught in the crossfire, or as uncommon heroes who gave the last ounce of their lives to protect their constituents. MPs Curtiss, Horton, Arondale, McLaughlin, Farrow, Jenner. We remember them today, and I am certain that the House will continue to hold their names in honoured memory, long after this conflict is over.

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>>42879802

>>42878933
>>42879095
>mfw I spend middle school building Zoids and playing MtG with my friends

Is there something wrong with me? I have tons of extremely nerdy hobbies, and yet still always end up with a full social life.

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>>42879808
Cheers, boss. Feel better

>>42879808
get some sleep tuts

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This time, from the other side of the pond...

FRAU GRAF UND FRIENDS IN...

LANGUAGE BARRIER: http://pastebin.com/XKeL4Z8B

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>>42879861
These are indeed dark days that we face. Not a few days ago you, as Members of Parliament, were discussing further means to make every bit of our national budget count, laying out a new roadmap for the educational reform plan, and finalising the exit policy for dealing with the refugees from the Middle East who wish to acquire permanent residence after their asylum status expires in a few months. Yet now, we are faced with a dire challenge to the very existence of our island nation itself. It cannot be argued that all of us were caught unawares by such a malevolent and devious force, so sudden in its arrival, so swift in its assault. Playing the blame game at this point is of no value to us now; instead, we must seek to enact decisive action against the looming threat.

I need not remind you, ladies and gentlemen, of the heavy toll the past few weeks have enacted upon the British people. In just a matter of days—in some parts of the Realm, hours even—a great deal of this nation’s economic infrastructure was laid waste. Vital exports, ready to be shipped out, were ripped apart and made worthless. Homes and lives, built upon years of toil and dedication, reduced to rubble by a few well-placed shells fired from eldritch guns. Who can forget the devastation of the various districts sprawled alongside the Thames? Who can forget the destruction wrought upon the shipbuilding facilities of Barrow-upon-Furness, Belfast, and Liverpool? Worst yet, who can forget the leveling of Brighton Beach which, at the time of the attack, was hosting a fete for the local children?

I am under Deme's orders to post this link.

http://pastebin.com/fUV6fWaq

There. I did it. My duty complete, I go to meet my gods.

>>42879808
[panic].jpg

Get some sleep planefag.

>>42879891
Well that's quite an interesting crossover right there.

>>42879891
I could go on and on about how much devastation our beloved Isles have sustained in the past few weeks, but I fear that they are merely the first of many more indiscriminate attacks by the dark beings that suddenly appeared on that fine dusk not too long ago. They are entities of the strangest kind: nightmarish and paradoxical at the same time. They are wrought in iron, flames, and flesh, something that cannot be, and yet here they are, our darkest fears made manifest. We have yet to face any of their kind before, and yet, a good number of them have taken the form of fighting ships of old: torpedo rams clad in some form of ungodly armour, battleships from the days of the First Earl Jellicoe, coastal craft from the days of Dynamo. And let’s not forget, that leading these devious and malevolent packs are beings that defy all logic of existence and creation: women of various appearances, fused to ghastly-looking weapons and masts like armoured sirens at the vanguard of a dark force from the deep. It is quite fitting, indeed, that they are being called ‘Abyssals’, monsters that come forth and ravage all that we hold dear, only to return to the dark depths from whence they came once their lust for rampage is satisfied…

These abominations continue to wage war upon us as we speak. For what reason or purpose, we do not know. Even at this late hour, we have yet to decipher their motivation for laying siege to our Realm, and to any nation across the world that has a coast. Some consider them as a new form of calamity, brought upon us by some undetermined process that has been going on behind the scenes for the longest time. Others see them as a weapon created by human hands, developed by madmen as a sort of revenge on a planet that has overlooked their twisted genius. Still others see them as nothing more than harbingers of the End Times, rising from the depths as prophesied in the Good Book.

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>>42879827
>>42879843
There's nothing wrong with wanting to fuck a dog(in the ass).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX3ENRaEPFU

>>42879815
she's like 50 years old though

>>42879916
>Blink-182
Nice taste, faggot.

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>>42879898

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>>42879909
We, as a nation, are yet again pushed into a situation where we are at the brink. The Abyssals, by some form of tactical foresight or sheer instinct, have clamped down many of our vital sea routes, denying our citizens vital and life-sustaining commodities, and our industries crucial raw materials. Many of our prosperous coast towns and cities lay in ruins and abandoned. Our forces are stretched too thin, facing the enemy to the point of exhaustion, a stance they have maintained since the first shots were exchanged at Portsmouth. The danger to our very existence as a nation is real, and once again, as it was seven decades ago, that danger hits home. Yet I see this not as a reason to lose fate, but as a chance for the good people of these Islands to once again show the world what the true British Fighting Spirit can do. We have the odds stacked considerably against us; then again, it is by these odds that our dogged determination shines through. Let us not forget the exploits of the Defence of Portsmouth on Day Zero where, hopelessly outnumbered and with nary a chance to regroup or consolidate their forces, the valiant men and women of the Navy faced the Abyssals on near-equal footing, making the most of their capabilities and demonstrating the finest form any fighting man or woman in the Armed Services can muster. Let us not forget the aviators of the Royal Air Force, whose daring and intrepid spirit drives them to continuously face withering fire from the hellish anti-aircraft batteries in order to assist their beleaguered compatriots on the ground. Let us not forget the troops of the Army, who faced off with the Abyssals on several occasions even if they fought on terms that would put any battle-hardened rifle regiment in a serious disadvantage. Let us not forget the various elements of law enforcement who contribute to the fighting cause by maintaining order, conducting rescue work, assisting in evacuations and, if needed, taking part in direct combat.

>>42879927

Yeah, and she came back in the body of a 10 fucking year old, with a 10 year old's mentality and a foul fucking mouth.

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>>42879808
sweet dreams

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>>42879944
Above all this, Let us not forget the contribution of the greatest asset of these Isles: the British People. In the face of death and destruction, in the face of all the carnage, in the face of the uncertain future that lies ahead, they continue to stand together. Their tenacity as a people emulates the same tenacity that held the Empire together in the dark days of the Second World War, and their unwavering faith in our troops and our drive for ultimate victory fuels the fire of courage that burns within each serviceman and woman committed to the defence of the Realm. That fate is not misplaced, for now more than ever, we have the opportunity to fight back and gain the inevitable triumph.

It is as clear as day to us now that, just as there have arisen from the Abyss the dark manifestations of war vessels long lost to the sea, there are also those same beings who, by some fortunate circumstance, have chosen to fight alongside us in our struggle for survival. We are quite fortunate, indeed, that they manifested at the nick of time, providing relief to our battered forces when they needed it the most. I am pleased to report that similar manifestations of these ‘ship-girls’ have been confirmed, not only across the Commonwealth, but in many other nations affected by the Abyssal menace.

>>42879898
And just like that, the waifu wars have been engulfed in nuclear fire. Many will be blown the fuck out, but they will continue.

Now we wait and see who wins Goto and Hate.

>>42879898
>Ari texting

This feel like cheating.

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>>42879967
In light of all this, however, I urge you all: let us not be complacent. Now, more than ever, we must stand fast as a people, united in the common cause of peace and survival. I urge our fighting men and women to never let down their guard, even as we gain new allies in the fight. Remember that in the near future, you may be called upon to strike at the heart of the enemy directly, and so you must be ready at all times for that inevitability. I urge you to work closely with our ‘ship-girls’, that we may be able to make the most out of their services to the Realm. Finally, I urge our people: never lose hope. Never let the light flicker and die. You have been an important part of this fight we are in, and your continued orderly conduct, as is typical of what the world views as the Stiff Upper Lip, will be as much an important asset for us as every weapon we have at our disposal. If you wish to fight, however, I urge you to do so as an official member of the Armed Services, so that you will be provided with proper training in that regard.

To our ‘ship-girls’, I extend my greatest gratitude on behalf of the Crown, the Realm, and the British People. In this dark hour you came to our aid, bearing the torch of hope for us all. We have no right to demand your services, and yet you are here now, standing ready to fight for Britain as you once did in your previous lives. I will not forget that, the Crown will not forget that, and most important of all, the People will not forget that. We welcome you into our fold once more, and rest assured that we shall stand together with you until the day of victory, and beyond.

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>>42879949
>Yeah, and she came back in the body of a 10 fucking year old, with a 10 year old's mentality and a foul fucking mouth.

... nah, too easy.

>>42879898
the Ari bias is strong.

>>42879968
He wouldn't have it decided in such a fashion, not so soon.

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>>42879982
Britain Expects Every Briton to Do His Duty. Therefore let us move forward as one people, one nation, one United Kingdom, playing our own assigned roles, determined to fight it out to the bitter end. Together with our greater family in the Commonwealth, together with our neighbours in Europe, and together with all the other nations of the world, let us move forward. Let us rise from the ashes of fear and death, and spread the blazing wings of a Reborn Britain. Let us push the dark forces back into the Abyss, and seal them there forevermore. With our spirits aflame with courage, let us grasp the ultimate victory.

Godspeed to us all.

>>42880001
Annnnnnnnd apparently PF wanted pastebin links. So much for staying away from the irc for a few seconds...


Speech is entitled 'To Do One's Duty'
http://pastebin.com/PEDJ2Nsj

>>42879986

yeah, yeah. What do you think *SHE'D* fucking say if she learned I was trying to put the fucking moves to Sammy B.

Remember, Valhalla's fucking picky about how you die, too.

>>42879898
>I was beaten to the punch
fuck

>>42879997
Unless PF says otherwise I'm considering it non-canon.

Cute story tho.

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>>42880001
to britbong 4 me m8

>>42879997
>>42880035
one of you is fish, i'm not sure who

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>>42880001
God save the British Empire

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>>42879968
>>42879997
>>42880035

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>>42880023
Good speech.

Credit to Renaisance for the minisloots.

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I lied, there's no update today, I was busy sleeping all week. Probably Wednesday.

>>42879977
Yeah, I'm not entirely sure how to feel about that

>>42880104
>>42880092
>>42880056
Thanks, had to run it to some people who spoke Her Majesty's English to be sure I didn't make a spelling mistake.

Also, GOBSHITE THAT WEBM

>>42879898
Why can't hornet just FUCKING KILL HIMSELF ALREADY

>>42880191
Hey you, cut that out.

>>42880191
He survives on your tears.

>>42880191
you're anger only makes him live longer. good job faggot

>>42880191
Why do you get so bitter and worked-up about a fanfiction writeup for a fanfiction quest of a browser-based game that turns ships into little anime girls?

Give me a moment, I'm almost done with with a new fic to contribute here as well. need to move to to a pastebin.

>>42879986
Funny thing Hibiki was almost 30 when she went to the breakers so body type is not indicative of age physically or mentally.

>>42880191
You know, I don't agree with hornet's love of trolling waifu warriors, but y'all make it too easy

>>42880150
I don't like it, it removes all the emotional weight of Ari's silence and begs the question of why she doesn't just carry around a signboard.

Personally, I'm of the opinion that Ari is fully capable of speaking, but has some sort of psychological block preventing it.

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>>42880191
He does it for free.

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>>42880191
your waifu a shit

>>42880023
Too bad the Abyssals didn't get Call Me Dave. Leaving him alive and in power is the cruelest thing they've done to Britain.

>>42880237
it's a huge responsibility

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>>42880234
It's almost as if there's no consistency among shipgirl ages!

>>42879898

I'm not even mad.

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>>42879898

Proof that Shokaku is the purest of waifu material

>>42880245
Well I guess that puts another angle into the ABYSSALS CAN INTO TACTICAL PLANNING TOO thing going on since the attack on Yokosuka, eh?

>>42880258
quit lewding the DD's Merc

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>>42880191

Well, to be fair, you waifufags make it all too easy for him to mine all that salt.

Hornet ruined a golden opportunity.

Should have just had Arizona accost a completely unwilling Settle just out of sheer anger over his self destructiveness.

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>>42879898
Hope rides alone

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>>42880276
MAKE ME

>>42879748
Explain?

>>42880236
Your spoiler? That's where my money is, too.

>>42880277
Fuck you, hornet does this with every quest he pretendd to contribute, how can anyone defend him

quest dropped if canon and I know i wont be alone

You now know that our Hornet, the cute little Indian princess, is shipping Settle with Arizona and posting her fanfics online.

>>42880311
Personally, I'm still on the "can speak, but is super embarrassed by her voice" train.

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>>42880325
Holy shit anon you have to be the one of the saltiest dumbasses I've ever seen

You guys are all silly.

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>>42880325

>>42880325
b8 detected.

>>42880325
Really anon, really?

Well here planefag, I made a thing for you and everyone. Enjoy.
http://pastebin.com/CAtbDvGy

Called Storms, sweet water and Spirits: The fresh water fleet

>>42880358
Eww.

>>42880325
It's canon purely for faggots like you, anon. :^)

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>>42880325
slow down son

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>>42880325

>>42880358
part one anyway.

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>>42880276

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>>42880325

Oh wow. Holy shit all this salt.

>>42880335
Given how much trouble it causes her, I think it's something deeper than that.

And for the record, Ari speaks with a cute country twang.

>all these writeups
Dammit, I *really* need to get off my ass about writing that Coastie/RNZN piece I've been faffing about with.

>>42880325
That's Planefag's call one way or another all anyone else can do is bitch for it to be or not to be canon. All he has to do to have fun is stay silent on the issue.

>>42880298
Lewding them makes you a pedo when there's DDs of sound mental age.

>>42880403
GIB ALL BLACKS SHIPGIRLS HAKA PLOX

Planefag, I will be very disappointed in you if this was how you decided who we ended up with. You had best consider your reputation before you dare to do this.

>>42880403
Now is a good a time as any to make some write ups.

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>>42880420
>Lewding them makes you a pedo when there's DDs of sound mental age.
Yeah, like this one

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Since this seems like the place to ask, how do you think SWQ will end? Will the war end? Will Sanyan accept Ellia's love? Will Young finally get his pillow party??

>>42880234
Of course not. Apparent age is roughly consistent with displacement and class.

>>42880258
It's perfectly consistent! Just not with anything involving age.

>>42880422
>Dare
hue
Are you suggesting that it was a case of 'lewds have arrived, therefore routelock'? It was probably the other way around

>>42880422
>You had best consider your reputation
>reputation
>planefag

kek

>>42880358
I just want to say that
Holy shit that title is fucking gay

>>42880422
You're from SpaceBattles, aren't you?

>>42880422
MY SIDES

>>42880422

Guys, it's obvious that this is pretty obvious bait.

>>42880422
you don't know planefag quests, do you?

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>>42880422

>>42880403
>RNZN
my nigga

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>>42880422

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>>42880422

>>42880422
>Thinking Hornet's writeup is in any way canon
Anon, this had best be bait
I would be very disappointed in you if you couldn't ID a non-canon oneshot

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>>42880422
>>42880325
>>42880191

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>>42880422
CAN'T BE ANY WORSE THAN ME, AMIRITE?

>>42880485
>IMPLYING

>>42880440
Not sure if Fubuki counts. But she's not mentally 9-10 at least.

>>42880493
At least with you we can blame dice

>>42880441
it ended, and yes Sanya and Elia mushed muffs. It's mostly been laid out in SW89

>>42880441
>how do you think SWQ will end?
It won't

Planefag please tell us if this is canon

>>42880493
Your only sin was Falynn.

>>42880562
Are you me?

>>42880553
But our pillow party anon! Our pillow party!!!!

>>42880376
Go away.

>>42880424
I know, I know, but every time I start typing, I find something I need to research for proper detail, and three hours later I'm still WikiWalking.
>tfw no "Fuck My Life" image

>>42880421
All Blacks haka? Might not go over well - warriors or not, women performing either of those produces truly prodigious of salt from Maori community leaders.
(Of course, I could always have them steal "The Fighting Columns" from the NZ Army....)

>>42880576
The B-17 destroyed it

>>42880450
Storms:Abyssials
Sweat water:Fresh water
Spirits: Ship girls (and boys)

Not that hard to figure out.

That and I am adding in some Native American lore into it. I swear to god, some of the tales of monsters they saw could well pass off as Abyssals in universe
>>42880580
Nah, I like it here.

>>42880558
It's canon for the salty as fuck guy and you, Anon. For you.

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>>42880586
>Cultural norms
Oh well. Still, keep at it chap! We're rooting for ya!

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>>42879898
Now that I can actually start reading this...
>IMPLYING I AM A SHIP RIGHT NOW

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>>42880558
>Planefag please tell us if this is canon

>>42880325
>quest dropped if canon and I know i wont be alone

>>42880325
You will be alone, just like you always are.

>>42879898
>Arizona didn't pleasure her Admiral in her stern quarters
So many missed fucking opportunities to drop poopdeck. Come on.

>>42880647
Sorry, I tell Hornet that I get triggered easily when he mentions words like clit, lance, spear, and butthole. Classier words to use. Now let me go back to my tumblr, anon.

>>42880634
go to sleep lil'nigga

>>42880634
Give us our pillow party Planefag! YOU PROMISED

>>42880634

This is your fanbase, isn't it great?

>>42880634
It's not canon until Settle has a fleet and a designated first wife.

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>JAPAN PERFORMS SURPRISE ROMANTIC CARRIER STRIKE ON STALWART AMERICAN ADMIRAL, BUT IN THE END IS OVERWHELMED BY THE PATRIOTIC PERSISTENCE OF OUR FLEET
It's like poetry, it rhymes

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>>42880634
>>42880325
>>42880558

>>42880674

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NITBfc1EOBo

every fucking thread

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>>42880634
You're enjoying yourself far too much.

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>>42880634
I don't think that reaction image is expressive enough. Here, take mine.

>>42880634
It's alright fap angel. You just got a crop of newbies in here now. They will wise up. Enjoy the write ups, mine and everyone elses here. I'll make part 2 asap

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COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU

>>42880734
go to fucking sleep, fagdick

>>42880574
Maybe?

>>42880734
I'm honestly waiting for a britbong shipgirl to show up and want a piece of Settle's Wild Ride. More shipgirls means more waifu wars and butthurt posters to collect (you)'s from.

>>42880734
You haven't answered us Planefag. Do you want your quest to die because of one asshole?

>>42880882
REV UP THOSE SHITPOSTS Y'ALL

imotbqh u r the asshole here fam :(

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>>42880882
>implying the quest will die

>>42880882
I'm a Shoukaku fan and GODDAMN you're salty.

>>42880882
Wow you're either delusional or really desperate for attention.

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>>42880882
>quest to die
>im
>fucking
>plying

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>>42880882
>You haven't answered us Planefag. Do you want your quest to die because of one asshole?

>All of this salt from shocuckold fans this thread
>All of the countersalt that will result next thread when planefag says 'nah not canon :^)'

>>42880936
>People seriously think this won't be canon
SHIGGYDIGGYDOOWHOPBOPBOBIGGY

>>42880882
but little anon. PLANEFAG IS THE ASSHOLE

>>42880936
Sounds about right, that way the tears keep coming.

>>42880949
I think it will be
Which is why I must accept the possibility that it won't be just to spite me

>>42880917
You know Planefag, this sounds like a problem that could be solved with a good old fashioned ice cream pillow party.

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>>42880882
>this guy wrote porn of a popular character in the quest
>this character is not my waifu
>THIS MEANS HE'S A FUCKING ASSHOLE WHO RUINED THE QUEST

Here's your >(you).

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>>42880882

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>>42880882
>You haven't answered us Planefag. Do you want your quest to die because of one asshole?

>>42880992
Or feelthy writes that HatexSettle BL novel Kitakami has cooking.

>>42881028
With myself and a few others are Illustrating as well.

>>42881028
i kinda wanna see how it would turn out

>>42880422
Jesus Christ everyone freaking the fuck out over this.

You honest to god think the Gap An Elf would deprive himself of the salt and tears that come from the waifu wars?
Captcha is donuts, fitting I think.

>>42880882
Guys, all this salt isn't healthy for Planefag!

>>42881096
I kinda fucking don't. It's bad enough knowing the bitches are fucking fantasizing about that shit. Like, fucking, god fuck that's almost fucking creepy. Almost.

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Ise x settle make it happen thanks

>>42881114
Great for making margaritas, though.

>>42881114
Are you kidding, Planefag gains more power from all the salt.

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>>42880882
You have made my night, good sir.

>>42879898
>>42880612
>No magically-simultaneous climax
Always nice to see.
Good writing, my compliments to the chef

>>42881133
checked

>>42881099
I didn't but some are assumin he'd do things the same as past stories when he even said in an earlier thread "routelocing SWQ was a mistake"

There's many risks with this course, but routelocking isn't one of them.

>>42881099
Wait, so laughing at an idiot means we're freaking out?

>>42881157
fiiiiiiiiiish go to bed

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I was wondering why the had quest fixated on corgis, but I guess it goes well with the bitching around here.