>>43887923
>I’ve gotta go kill some losers
Who's stealing who's lunch money now, chad!

>>43887923
>I’ve gotta meet my girlfriend
>I’ve gotta go kill some losers
>I’ve gotta kill my girlfriend
>Gotta meet my new best friend
>I've gotta kill my new best friend
Yes

>>43887923
>I've gotta kill my new best friend

>>43887923
>>I’ve gotta meet my girlfriend
>>I’ve gotta go kill some losers
>>I’ve gotta kill my girlfriend
>>Gotta meet my new best friend
>>I've gotta kill my new best friend

>>43887923
>I’ve gotta kill my girlfriend

Bitch stepped out

>>43887923
>>Gotta meet my new best friend

>>43887940
>>43887953
How about we gather up everyone, and then kill them?
Doing stuff in this order:
>I’ve gotta meet my girlfriend
>Gotta meet my new best friend
>I’ve gotta go kill some losers
>I've gotta kill my new best friend
>I’ve gotta kill my girlfriend

>>43887923
>I've gotta meet my new best friend

writing

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I've gotta go check up on my new best friend. Total bastard, goes by the name of Marionic. Met him back during the war, sick bastard just loved stomping on peoples heads, since he's the son of Mario and Sonic.

He's a cool guy.

I run up outside his shack, kicking the door down and finding him totally banging like three chicks at once.

They all leave as I walk in, grunting at him dismissively. "Hey bro. How's things?"

He shrugs, flipping around his butterfly knife. "Not bad, just got done totally having sex with like three chicks at once."

I nod, "NIce. Nice." I grunt. "Wanna go kill some people?"

Marionic shrugs, staring down at his dark red boots, "I dunno, I just got done killing a bunch of people."

"Whatever then, pussy fag!" I sneer at him.

Marionic sighs, getting out of his seat slowly. "Fine, but I won't enjoy it as much." He pulls his running cap on, hiding the anarchist symbol he carved into his forehead. "Wanna go kill some of Dark Mario's guys?"

>Hell yeah!
>Nah, let's swing by my bitches' place
>Let's go beat up Jimmy Whilickson from school!
>I'm actualy here to kill you!
>Write in

How long until this gets banned?

>>43888064
>Nah, let's swing by my bitches' place

Hopefully soon. Why did we vote for this?

>>43888064
>Nah, let's swing by my bitches' place

>>43888064
>Nah, let's swing by my bitches' place

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>>43888064
>He pulls his running cap on, hiding the anarchist symbol he carved into his forehead

I love you OP. Also

>>Nah, let's swing by my bitches' place

>>43888064
>Nah, let's swing by my bitches' place

In b4 she's keking us

>>43888122
top kek

>>43888064
>not showing off your glorious badly-written A in a wobbly circle at all times
Fucking pussy.

Let's kill him.

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I shake my head, "Nah... changed my mind. Let's go swing by my bitches place."

Marionic just shrugs, "Is she still hot?"

I grin, "Heh, hell yeah man. She's got titties like this big!" I heft my hands in front of my chest, wobbling them about and my friend grins, before I punch him in the face. "And don't guy asking that kind of stuff about her!"

We head on out to my girlfriends' place, she lives out on the wastelands on the edge of town, just like me. Bitch knows how to live. Of course we get along though, she's me from another dimension where I'm actually a girl.

We call out as we approach, "HEY COLDSTINA!"

She pokes her head out the window, dragging on her own cigarette, "Hey Coldsteel, hey Marionic!" She calls out, "Doors open, come on i- WoOAAHHH!"

She screams, as a giant robot clawed hand erupts from the earth, pulling her entire house into the sky with her! "Coldsteel HEEEEEELP!" She wails, as she's locked in, the rest of the robot emerging from the ground, towering nearly 666 feet over us.

"I recognise that robot!" Marionic sneers, adopting a battle stance and pulling out his Uzi that he always carries. "That's one of Darktor Eggdad's robots!"

The Darktor's voice comes raging out of the robot, laughing down at us, "That's right hedgehogs! Now, if you want your girlfriend back, you're gonna sign up for football next year and clean your rooms! Or I'll kill her!"

I clench my fists, my claws digging bloody holes in my palms. No way in hell am I agreeing to that!

My friend readies to fight, as I...

>Go Super Coldsteel!
>Pull out my Katana!
>Pull out my on Uzi
>Write in

>>43888215
>Pull out my on Uzi

Not going to do my homework!

>>43888215

>Go Super Coldsteel!

No motherfucker is making ME clean my room. Time to turn this quest into what DBZ looks like to an ADHD suffering 8 year old

>>43888215
>Pull out my Katana!
>Pull out my on Uzi
One in each hand.

>>43888215
>Go Super Coldsteel!

>>43888258

>Go Super Coldsteel!
>Pull out my Katana!
>Pull out my on Uzi

Why not all?

>>43888215
You niggas have no ambition.

>I pull out my twin nuclear bomb shadow daggers that I always hold backwards

>>43888287
Now you're thinking like an edgelord.

>>43888300
They're SO COOL

they've got skulls and fangs and poison dripping off them and they're made out of my soul which is why they're so shadowy

i call them electro and nox.

>>43888223
>>43888241
>>43888258
>>43888261
>>43888272
>>43888287
>>43888316
All of these.

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With a scream where my voice totally doesn't crack, I go super sonic, taking to the air, as Darktor Eggdad's robot takes a step backwards.

I pull out my Uzi as the mecha cocks a fist back, throwing a punch at me.

I fly over it, landing on his fist, "Hah, you're way to slow Eggdad!" I chuckle. "In this form, I'm faster than the speed of dark itself!"

The robot's fist melts, as I spray acid tipped bullets into it, dissolving the black hypersteel into a bubbling mess.

"WOW COLDSTEEL! THAT WAS KICKASS!!1!" Marionic calls from the ground, firing hsi own weapons up at Eggdad.

Heh. I know.

My earrings start jangling, as a fresh wave of pour starts pouring out of me, all while I fly right at Eggdad's head, busting in through the cockpit window.

"Alright cocksucker, let's get shit cleer." I growl in his face, as Eggdad pisses his pants. "You don't get to boss me around anymore, got it? Football's for queers, like Jimmy Whilickson from school!" I press my gun up against his chin, the flame decals I sprayed on it drawing his eyes. "ANd I like women! So there's no reason I Should play football!"

Eggdad nods fearfully, "Yes Coldsteel, I'm sorry Coldsteel, it'll never happen again Coldsteel."

I sneer, letting go of his collar, "And say you're sorry for marrying my mom!" I order, firing a shot between his legs.

Eggdad starts crying like a little pussy, as he blubbers out an apology.

Heh. God damn right!

>Break Coldstina out
>Kill Eggdad!
>Take the robot for a joyride, maybe melt some city's while I'm at it.
>Write in

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>>43888378

Kill Eggdad, free Condstina then take the robot for a joyride while she sucks our cock.

Oh and make sure we also blow up Jimmy Whilickson's house too. Fuck him and his football.

>>43888378
>Take the robot for a joyride, maybe melt some city's while I'm at it.

This is so bad, but I can't look away.

>>43888378
>Break Coldstina out
>Take the robot for a joyride, maybe melt some city's while I'm at it.
Get our girlfriend back so that no-one thinks we're gay with marionic while we're destroying the city together.

>>43888378
>Break Coldstina out
>Take the robot for a joyride, maybe melt some city's while I'm at it.

Eggdad ain't worth my time...

>"And say you're sorry for marrying my mom!"
holy shit this is fantastic

>Kill Eggdad

>>43888378
We must achieve the power of Donut Steel! Robot joyride!

I shove Eggdad out of his seat, "Move bitch!" Wait... that's right! Bitch!

I fly back out of the robot, ripping Coldstina out of the robot's grip. "Wow Coldsteel, you're my villain!" She gasps, throwing her arms around my neck.

I look away like a cool badass, as she kisses my cheek. "Yeah, whatever." I grunt, floating back up to the cockpit. Speaking of cock (lol). "Suck my dick bitch! I wanna blow some shit up."

She gets on her knees and puts my dick fully in her mouth, blowing on my three foot long dick. It's like, the best blowjob ever.

"Hey! Coldsteel!" Marionic calls up. "Can I come up there too?!"

I sneer down at him, "Nah, that'd be gay! See you some other time!"

Coldstina keeps blowing on my dick, as Eggdad cries in a corner, all while I instantly figure out the robot's control. Not so hard when you have an IQ of 120000000000000000000 like I do.

I pilot the robot back towards town, priming the death lasers for full charge as I advance. I knock over a few schools, and make sure to belt every church I see, because church is for posers who like to think they're cool for sucking God's dick. What a bucnh of ass-fags.

I fart in Coldstina's face a little as she blows on me, and she giggles a little, "Heh, I just came from that!" She whispers.

Nice.

I continue my rampage, letting no one stand in my path, as I mow everyone down, laughing to the sweet, sweet music of Jimmy Whilickson from school's screams, as I stomp his house to bits, including his brand new xbox one that he got for christmas. Xbox is for fags anyway, everyone knows.

I make sure to give him the middle finger, before I have the robot stomp him, only for a brown blur to save him at the last second.

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Uch. It's ANTHONY. This goody two shoes pussy from the class above me in school. Even though I was the best, he always scored just as good as me though. Probably cos he was sucking the teachers dick, he's totally into dudes like that!

Anthony, or Tony, as he hates to be called sets Jimmy Whilickson from school down, smiling up at me. "Hey Coldsteel! How come you're bullying all these nice people? I'm sorry, but that's not okay!" He says, giving Jimmy Whilickson from school a very homo wink.

"Cos they're all pussies!" I call back, checking my weapins, telling Coldstina to keep blowing on my huge dick.

>Fight him on foot
>Use the robot's Uzi
>Use the robot's katana
>Go Super Cold Steel
>Have the robot go Super Coldsteel!
>Write in

>>43888605
>>Go Super Cold Steel
Time to fuck his shit up. Nothin' personnel ofc... kid.

>>43888605

>Have the robot go Super Coldsteel!

I have to see this.

>>43888605
>Have the robot go Super Coldsteel!

You have my attention.

>>43888605
>Have the robot go Super Coldsteel!

Only possible choice

>>43888605
>Have the robot go Super Coldsteel!

>>43888605
>throw an angry Coldstina at him, he hates girls anyway the fag

Jesus, Chuckles, what a fag... <3

Robot's katana.

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I slam a button on the robot's controls, marked 'Super?'

A guitar descends from the roof, falling into my lap, with pipes running into the control panel. "ColdSteel." Eggdad croaks from the corner. "You have to go super... and play the guitar, it's the only way to control it!"

Coldstina looks up at me, winking, "You know what to play, right?"

"Shut up and keep blowing!" I order her, with a slap to the side of her face. She shuts up, knowing her place.

I give a manly scream again, as I take the guitar, busting out the intro to I'm Not Okay, feelin power surge through the whole robot.

The dark steel turn shifts to a powerful blue, as the robot's power level climbs higher, two daggers shooting out of it's hands that it holds backwards, each one leaking house sized drops of blood acid.

"Tony, you son of a bitch, you're gonna die now!" I roar, as my guitar riff leads into the chorus.

He frowns, "It's not Tony." He points out, unslinging his own guitar. "Most people call me Ant. That's okay though, I forgive you."

I slash at him but he leaps out the way.At least I got Jimmy Whilickson from school, cleaving his body in half, before the acid melts him into a bloody bubble.

I slash at Tony again, but he catches the blades on the neck of his guitar. "Coldsteel?" He calls out. "Come on buddy, I don't wanna have to fight you."

I pull the daggers away, and even despite their immense power, hitting his quantam titanium guitar has dented their super alloy.

"You son of a bastard homo!" I roar, switching songs, now playing the intro to Raining Blood, as I unleash my patented Million SLice Combo at him!

He manages to dodge each one, smiling incepitly at me. Son of a bitchstard!

He rubs the back of his neck, smiling at me. "Sorry Coldsteel, didn't I mention? I've been Super Ant this whole time."

I sneer. "Oh really?"

>Go Super Coldsteel 2
>Super Coldsteel 2 Robot
>Pull out your dual wielding rocket launchers!
>Pull out your quantam Katanas
>Detonate the nukes
>Write in

>>43888783
Teleport behind him and kill him with the guitar.

>>43888783
>Go Super Coldsteel 2

you don't even know my powerlevel!!!!

>>43888783
>Super Coldsteel 2

>>43888783
>Go Super Coldsteel 666

>>43888783
To hell with that, activate the self destruct button god damn it!

Use Holocaust! It's the only way!

Plus sweet 6m kill combo

>>43888783
RULES OF NATURE

Get out of the mecha and suplex it at Tony.

>>43888907
This.

>>43888907
>>43888955
While the mecha plays Crawling by Linkin Park, obviously.

>>43888907
>>43888955
>>43888975
THIS!

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>>43888783
>mfw this quest

>>43888783
>Behead Tony and cut open your own stomach, stuffing the head inside. Then summon a gigantic meteor enveloped in a wreath of holy fuckfire and shatter the earth like the edgelords we are

Jesus Chucks, you weren't lying when you said this was terrible. I love it.

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With an even mightier yell, I blast the whole cockpit wide open, just with my mighty aura. the head exlplodes, Eggdad and Coldstina crying out as the fires consume them.

"Alright Tony!" You growl, glaring down at him. "Welcome to Super Coldsteel 2!"

He shrugs, "Sorry? Am I meant to be impressed?"

Fucking piece of shit, I slam one last surviving button, setting the robot's speakers to blare the greatest song in the world, as I zoom down, grabbing one of it's arms and harshly flipping it, slamming it down on top of him with a mighty crash.

Tony catches on his guitar, gritting his teeth with effort, sparks flying out from where he clashes with it, but I'm not done yet!

I speed up behind him, even faster than he can see, and thrust my white hot blade into his soft warm hair, his supple brown fur parting for the head of my blade. Smiling as I penetrate him from behind.

What?

I snarl, as I stab right through his heart, hearing him groan from pain, as I grab his chin and force him to face me. "Impressed now? Nothing personall Tony." I laugh, looking him dead in the eye.

He just shakes his head, Cold steel... I looooov...." He trails off, as I toss the robot loose, Tony's corpse collapsing against me, his chestnutty smooth smell filling my nost-

I toss him off, "What a fag, glad he's dead." I chuckle, looking around at the wondrous carnage I wrought. "Shame Coldstina's dead though. A blowjob would be really wickid right now."

I shrug, plunging my hand into Tony's katana wound, feeling his soft insides cling tight around m- my claws stick into his heart, I drain his soul out, eager to add it to the collection of people I've killed by hand.

Life is good.

>Shit, Coldstina's dead. Gotta find a new bitch
>Whatever, what's Marionic up too?
>Find some more pussies to beat up.
>Write in

>>43889072
>Find some more pussies to beat up.

>>43889067
Chuckles said it was his wife writing it

>>43889072

>Shit, Coldstina's dead. Gotta find a new bitch

Our three foot dick must always be sucked

>>43889072
>Shit, Coldstina's dead. Gotta find a new bitch

>>43889088
>Whoops. Still love it, though.

>>43889072
Let's find Marionicetta, fuck her brains out. Heh, that's gotta make Marionic mad, fucking pussy. Well, it's nothing parasol, kit.

>>43889113
this

I can't tell if the spelling mistakes are on purpose or not

>>43889210
What do you think?

>>43889210
Considering the source material, probably.

>>43889222
Considering it's Chuckles righting it though.

>>43889247
I have no idea who that is but It isn't, according to >>43889088.

I rub my jaw, half of which was replaced with an uber titanium plate, an old wound from when I was tortured for nineteen years straight, luckily I toughed it out being a badass. "Shit... Coldstina's dead." I mutter. Oh well, time to find a new bitch.

I leave the smoking wreckage behind, flying over to the other half of the city, I touch down outside a strip club, rolling inside, I find Marionicetta, twerking her fat ass up on stage.

She waves to me, as I punch a few guards unconscious that try to stop me. They don't really like me around here, since the moment I walk in, I steal all the girl's attention.

I hop the railing to the stage, and slap her across the ass. "My old bitch is dead, want to be my new bitch?"

Tears spring up in her eyes as she smiles, "Coldsteel, I though u'd never ask!" She cries, tearing her bikini off, revealing the pentagrams carved over her nipples, and the upside down cross she's shaved her downstairs hair into.

This bitch is even better than my last one, she really know how to be punk rock!

We totally make out on stage for like five whole minutes, as the rest of the strppers watch jealously.

"My brother's gonna be so mad!" She laughs, as I lead her out, her vampire fangs gleaming in the light, because she's a vampire.

I snicker. "Marionic can answer to me if he has a problem." I respond.

I take her back to my place in the wastelands and we totally do it like seven times.

The next day, she can't even stand up, just laying lazily on my bed, as she considers where to get a new anarchy tattoo, like her brothers.

Dark Mario's sent some guys to mess up my lawn this morning, the usual punks, Dark Donkey Kong, Dark Pikachu, Dark Kirby, Dark SSJ5 goku, even Dark Pit (No not da real one from dat game, obviously!), but I beat all their homo asses in.

"Way to kick their asses Jason!" Marionicetta cheers me on.

I chuckle, fetching some cereal and pouring blood over it.

"So Coldsteel, what you want to do today?" She asks.

"You should go to work." I grunt dismissively, bored of her company. "Sick of looking at you."

She nods, her titties bouncing all over the place, "Call me when you want to fuck again." She tells me, trying to kiss me before I brush her away because kissing is for girls and homos.

I check my mail, seems I've got a letter from my greatest rival: Shadow Kurama, the nine tailed flying fox!

"Hey gorgeous! Just wanted to know if you wanted to come to the baby eating contest later! KISSES! BYE!"

I crumple up the letter. Fuckign pussy bitch. On the other hand, a baby eating contest... with the chance to show him up...

>I'm going, gonna win!
>Head there, ambush Shadow Kurama!
>Whatever, hang out with Marionic
>Write in

>>43889429
>Head there, ambush Shadow Kurama!

And then eat him. I'll bet he tastes like some edgelord with eyes.

>>43889429
>>I'm going, gonna win!

>>43889429
>Head there, ambush Shadow Kurama!
Eating babies is like eating tiny guys, totally homo.

>>43889429
>Head there, ambush Shadow Kurama!

Kick him in the dick

>>43889429
>Go bang Shadow Kurama's gf then eat her.

>>43889429
Let's make Shadow Kurama's gf eat our babies.

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As tempted as I am to join in, I realise something. Eating babies means I'd have boys inside me. Totally homo.

Instead, I think up a devious plan, to ambush Shadow Kurama, making my way over towards the hospital.

I can see the fox ninja making his way around town, smiling at dudes and wearing not black clothes, like a fucking poser. What a freaking conformist. "After this, if he has a gf, I'm gonna bang her too." I vow to myself.

I hide myself in a maternity ward, behind a row of cribs, I lie in wait, knowing that Shadow Kurama is gonna be hear soon.

I hear the familiar click of his gay ninja boots. What a loser, everyone knows ninjas suck! Be something original, GOD!

I can hear him getting closer, as I prepare my katana, the cries of the babies being cut off, as Shadow Kurama edges closer, until I can hear him bite into the baby in the crib I'm hiding behind!

With a roar, I leap out, slashing at his head, but he's already moving.

Suddenly, he's behind me as I feel a knife stab between my ribs. "Oooh, thilly old me!" He lisps like a queermo. "Did I accidenally stick my thing inside of you?" He asks, leering at me, as he finishes off his bite of baby head.

I slash at him with my katana, but he twirls like some ballerina loving fagg, catching my weapon on the blades embedded in the ends of his tail.

"Sorry Coldsteel, but you're just too slow for me!" He smirks, as his tails start spinning, the weapons flashing through the air behind him.

Damn, my go to strategy's gone, I can't get behind him like this.

He grins, pulling out two kunai, which he holds backwards. "Don't worry hon, I won't kill you, just... knock you out and have some fun."

It might be time to bust out my ultimate technique...

>ColdsteelMEHAMEHA!
>Guns! can't stop a bullet with his gay kunais.
>Super Coldsteel Three!
>Write in

>>43889720
>ColdsteelMEHAMEHA!

>>43889720
>ColdsteelMEHAMEHA

>>43889720
>ColdsteelMEHAMEHA!

>>43889720
It's time for our ultimate technique.

Baby Holocaust. Sacrifice a thousand babies to the gods of evil night and shadows and then throw them all at Kurama in a hurricane of crying dead babies and also the babies are knives.

>>43889720
>Distract him by saying pirates are more metal than ninjas, then use the remains of the baby to gouge his throat out. Baby spines are sharp right?

>>43889793
Use their bones to make a Suit of Darkness that looks like cold fire.

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>mfw this whole thread

>>43889992
It's as real as the darkness in our souls.

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I need to pull out my ultimate technique, gathering the souls of all the baby's in the room, you power up, gathering my power into a move that I created on my own.

"COLDSTEELMEHAMEHA!" I roar, adding a subtitle for the move, "TIMES BABY HOLOCAUST!"

The baby's pain adds to my power, as I hurl my black beam forward, red lightning circling around it.

Shadow Kurama tries to defend himself, throwing his arms in front of his face. Not that it'll do him any good, of course, as the black blast slams him into the wall, blowing through several more hospital chambers, before finally launching him into the street, obliterating him entirely, save for a single tail.

I take the tail for a snack, wiping my mouth with the back of my hand, as I kill all the people on my way out of the hospital.

The day's finally starting to pretty up, red clouds filling up the sky, and the sun goes dark from an eclipse. FInally, the world looks like I always think it should.

Stopping by Shadow Kurama's house, I totally fuck his ugly looking gf, just so I can say I did it, before I kill her too. Nothin personell.

But there's a reason for this beautiful change in the world, as my real ultimate foe finally reveals himself, annoyingly.

He descends from on high. The god of this world, and he's staring at me like he's fuckin pissed about something.

"What's up faggot?" He calls to me. "I hear you've been causing trouble around here. I've come to put a stop to your villainry."

F-faggot? He called me a faggot?

"Listen up, fucker, you're the faggoty- droopy eyed autismo round here, not me, no matter what Jimmy Whilickson from school says. Besides, I killed him!"

My foe merely crosses his arms smugly. "We'll see about that." He laughs, lightning bolts me from behind.

I grunt in pain, but in a cool way, cos it didn't hurt too bad, even though it'd kill most things.

This is bad, I need to use my OVERDRIVE technique.

>Super Coldsteel 666
>Darkness X Slash
>Kick him in the dick!
>Write in

>>43890166
>Kick him in the dick!

>>43890166
>Kick him in the dick!

ultimatu techniqu!

>>43890166
>Kick him in the dick!

>>43890166
We can't kick him in the dick, even we aren't accurate enough to hit something that small.

We need to unsheath our laser macuahuitlkatanas. They're like katanas, but they've got katanas on their edges to make a totally badass Aztec samurai macuahuitl or however you spell it.

>>43890166
>get raped

>>43890166
>kick him in the dick with the soul of the demon who turned you to darkness and who you then killed (because you became dark) and bound to your right boot.

>>43890235
>>43890193
Guys he's trans now

>>43890193
>>43890235
>>43890288
>>43890298
>>43890301

All of these are gay and therefore not edgy.
>Super Coldsteel 666 combined with super darkness caused by eclipse Coldsteelmeha that channels the hatred from all the spirits on the planet.

>>43890166
>Super Coldsteel 666

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As gay as it is... I have to kick him in the dick!

I channel all my power into my foot, all the darkness, and rage, and pain, and anger, and fury inside of me, all into the tip of my foot, as I charge at him, kicking directly between his legs.

He laughs smugly, not even flinching, "Please. Coldsteel, is that the best you've got?" He widens his stance. "I don't even HAVE a penis any more! Haven't you noticed? I cut mine off, so I'd have a better chance at scoring with all the lesbians of the world."

I stare at him, hurriedly whipping my foot away from him. "What the fuck are you talking about, you sissy ass fucking-" Wait a second... "Are you saying you're a woman now?"

He nods smugly again, "And now... It's time to make you pay!" His skin flashes yellow, and his body bulks up, towering nearly three times over, "Sonichu form, over hyperdrive." He bellows.

Oh god... his power reading... it's off the chart!

I fall to my knees before his sheer power, his aughts are going off the counter...

"Do you see now?" He laughs. "What happens when you try to defy a god? Er- Goddess, rather!"

I punch the ground, my fist leaving a crater the size of a city block.

>You're a chick now, then that means... I can fuck you!
>"I don't even believe in god!" Activate Super Satanic Coldsteel 999666 form
>Write in

>>43890527
>Bring out our Dark Lightsaber-Keyblade-X-666

>>43890527
>"The gayness that bound my all too powerful strength has been broken"
>Kick him in the cunt really hard

>>43890527
>Skullfuck God with our twin darksaber macuahuitlkatana forged from the souls of a hundred thousand stupid Christians fuck you mom I don't want to go to church.

>>43890527
>You're a chick now, then that means... I can fuck you!

>>43890588
Oh yeah this is our penis by the way.

>>43890527
>"I don't even believe in god!" Activate Super Satanic Coldsteel 999666 form

Mock him for having an imaginary friend.

What the fuck am I reading?

>>43890700
Pssh, what's the matter kid, this quest too mature for you?

>>43890700
Shitlords shitposting for shits'n'giggles

>>43890527
>>You're a chick now, then that means... I can fuck you!

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I sneer in her face, "Shows what you know." I laugh, bringing out my twin dark-lightsabre-keyblade-macuahuilkatana; forged from the souls of a hundred billion stuped thousand Christians, -fuck you mom, I dno't want to go to church, the pastor touched me when I was little and Greg is not my dad, stop calling him that and I already told him I'm not signing up for football stop asking you fucking bitch I just wanna listen to mcr in my room so stop asking me how my day was it was shit so shut the fuck up you ugly cow. GOD!

"I don't even believe in god!" I add, finishing my one liner like a bad ass, before slashing his/her head off in a single stroke, laughing in satisfaction as it bounces off my four foot long mega cock!

"I didn't even have to reveal my true form to defeat you." I laugh, staring out at the beautiful expanse of desolate wasteland. Personally I would have preferred if it was my own handiwork... but destruction is gorgeous, even if it's not by my hand.

I poke the head with my weapon again. "Silly god." I snicker to myself. "You were just another thing in the way, of the legendary Coldsteel the Hedgehog."

I stamp on the head, crushing it into gory giblets, pausing to suck her/his soul out and add to my collection, further increasing my power.

Truly, all is dark, in the world of Coldsteel.

And that's just how I like it. Time to go home and totally bang Marionic and cut myself for a few hours. I mean Marionicetta! Pffft, whoops, my bad. Hah.. haha... hah.

>Fin

Well, that was awful.

Did anyone have fun?

666/10 quest.

>>43891055
Best quest on /tg/ right now, thoroughly enjoying it.

>>43890994
0n3 Trll1n 8i110n 0ut of 1@ (.)(.)
Would fap again.

>>43891055
No. I hated it. Fun is for fags.
Someone archive.

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>>43891055
>Did anyone have fun?
No. It was awful. Why would you even do this?
It was fun

>>43891108
Done

>>43891055
You're a bad person

>>43891168
>>43891193
Samefag

>>43891055
>Clapping_cannibal.gif
Fantastic.

>>43891193
Says the guy who runs pokemang quest
Is that really your wife?

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>No ultra giga nigga enemy to combat

What a fucking shit quest god damn

>>43891081
the MTG lore general is a better quest thread than the other quest threads.

>>43891055
Would you run a quest if I provided the premise?

>>43891249
Probably not also
>Runs pokemang quest
What world do you live in?

>>43891353
Shoot

>>43891391
The world we live in

>all these attention-whores posting with trips on in another mans quest.

You should be ashamed of yourselves

>>43891438
Mrs Chuckles is the manliest man.

>>43891438
>another mans quest
well, that's not an issue

>>43891432
She's making fun of him because hes basically dropped pokemang

>>43891470
>there are grills on /tg/

My favourite meme

>>43891470
Really?

>>43891564
You know what I fucking hate?

ca/tg/irls. As in the name. We get fucking fa/tg/uy, why the shit do they get to be fucking catgirls?

This quest needs to continue.

>>43891564
yeah, george foreman can suck my taint!

>>43891603
#fa/tg/irls for equality?

>>43891622
No, I don't think I can handle condensing this much autism for a while

>>43891622
No. It was great, but it is better to come up with new ideas than to let them stagnate and end up like HFY did.
>>43891668
Yeah, fa/tg/irl works just fine. Why the shit don't we use that?

>>43891668
I like fa/tg/irls. Wait, I thought of a solution: We're all Fatcats.

>>43891668
More like Ca/tg/uys

>>43891712
Great solution!

Except for the fact that it doesn't include /tg/ in it, dumbass.

>>43891714
Usually when we're being nice it's smar/tg/uys and ca/tg/irls, and when we're being assholes, it's fa/tg/uys and bitches.

>>43891731
Fatcats Minus Garfield

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>>43891714
I like it!

I'm not touching deviant art for as long as I can avoid it

>>43891739
I have literally never seen smar/tg/uy.

Elegen/tg/entleman would be more conventional.

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Post autism

>>43892039
I know the quest's ended, but I think we're definitely still in the autism phase.

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>>43892039

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>>43891391
>Shoot
A knock-off Pokemon quest.

>>43891391
>Shoot
Digimon Musume no Iru Nichijou

>>43891391
Robot unicorn Hitler gassing the inferior Pegasus.

>>43891391
My Little Sister Can't Possibly Be This Aryan

>>43892466
This seems like a good one.

>>43892466
I can already read the Black Cock ntr from here.

>>43892739
muh fetish

>>43892369
Fund it

>>43892334
i dont know shit about the states, so nope

>>43892466
>>43892446
My little robot unicorn sister cant possibly be this aryan pegasus?

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>>43892369
I like it

>>43893116
>My little robot unicorn sister cant possibly be this aryan pegasus?
That depends, will it have black cocks? We don't want to disappoint >>43892739 and >>43892788

>>43892334
I want a pokemon game that impliments real life weapons and military tactics. I want to see someone gas a room with koffing before walking in with a gas-mask and shotgun, or someone rappelling up a wall with a bulbasaur backpack.

>>43893575
Hasn't that already been done?

>>43891391
Waifu Quest.

Senpai has to notice me if I'm the only one left standing!

>>43893591
Has it?

>>43893575
But then you have the /k/rowd and the armchair strategists and the military realism MUUUUUCKing up everything.

>>43893608
if you want waifus, there's always chuckles background character quest one of them is even based off this qm

>>43893575
I'm sure that's been done, Po/k/emon

>>43893696
I am well acquainted with Danny's sluttony.

>>43893531
Horse cock beats black cock anyway. Horses can be black.

>>43895000
Remember when Chuckles wouldn't make our Satyr/Pegasus baby canon? I think he was the biggest dick there.

So how many quest does/has chuckles run?

>>43895384
All of them

>>43895384
he ran background character quest, which he finished

he does space monkeys quest and spook quest currently

and he has xioxios bizzare quest, magical cameraman and pokemang on "hiatus" ;_;

>>43895447
There's also that series of quests about that Prince and all his various children

>>43895447
I miss writing xioxio

>>43895638
Have you ever tried a civilization quest? >>43894083

>>43895638
You should totally do another XioXio.
Too bad we didn't go for the pepper empire.

>>43893219
Dude fund it.

>>43895638
I miss pokemandemz quest