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>>45116520
Suggest when we practice shaping chakra we start simple, like a basic shield (also buffing our barrier)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_whblS9CpAE&list=PL4C928EAF7AA5B906&index=52

The Village Hidden in the Cloud is not far from the ocean, and your group arrives within the day. It's getting dark by the time you pass the gates, so the Raikage leads you all to hotel and sets things up for you.

"As much as I loathe to admit it, I owe you all one." the Raikage tells you. "You can all stay here and rest for a couple of days, then leave with the delegation that the Hokage sent along with Yugito. I'm sure you all could use a rest after those fights, anyway. I do want the Jonin from each village to come to my office some time tomorrow so we can talk things over more, but take it easy otherwise."

With that, the Raikage and B take their leave. Nearly every one of you is eager to get to sleep, several of you opting to skip eating entirely, while the others just grab something real quick before retiring to their rooms. Your group is split up into four, you sharing a room with Akatsuchi. As soon as he gets in his bed Akatsuchi drifts off, snoring up a storm. Normally you'd be irritated, but by that time, you're far too exhausted to care and fall asleep anyway.

You wake up the next morning feeling quite good. Your body is still a bit sore from the fight yesterday, but otherwise you're fine.

"Morning, Kon." Akatsuchi greets you. "The hotel will have breakfast served downstairs in a bit. Care to join me?"

>A.Sure

>B.I feel like resting a bit longer

>C.I'll go get breakfast somewhere else

>D.Say something else

>E.Other

>>45116579
>A.Sure

>>45116579
>>A.Sure

>>45116520
Oh, that's adorable. Yes, this is how I will imagine our monkeys from now on.

>>45116579
>>A.Sure

>>45116579
E>I may visit the Spings first, have a bath you know? I'll be right down afterwards

>>45116579
>A.Sure
Sounds great. Akatsuchi is a cool dude, we'd be happy to share a meal with him.

Please don't be an excuse to get us into an awkward "So, what are your intentions towards my daughter" conversation.

>>45116654
>E
I chuckled, yes to the Bath house with Kon. After that we can eat and visit the Raikage.

>>45116671
...she ain't his daughter. Though he may have been given "special instructions"

>>45116654
>>45116677
Visit the Bathhouse/springs/whatever after we have had breakfast, could invite others to come along to.

>>45116700
Oh, that's right, it's Kitsuchi who's her dad. Sorry, got confused with all the "-tsuchi" names, though I guess that's understandable in Tsuchi Village. Alright, we're in the clear. For now.

>>45116579
>A. Sure
"Let's see how Kumo cuisine stacks up to home.

>>45116765
>The is now Ninja Village Cuisine Quest

>>45116815
If Gordon Ramsey is born anywhere in Naruto, he's born in Kumogakure

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>>45116815
It's on.

>>45116815
It eventually turns out that the entire world map of Naruto was somewhere in the unexplored sections of the Gourmet World from Toriko, and the Chakra Fruit that Kaguya ate was just a Special Preparation Ingredient.

>>45116876
Laze's plot is slowly been revealed.

>>45116612
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>>45116640
>>45116671
>>45116765

You're well rested enough, and you wouldn't mind eating here. It's not like you know any other places to go in this village anyway.

"Sure." you tell Akatsuchi. "Let's see if the Cloud's food compares to back home."

You get yourself dressed, then follow Akatsuchi downstairs. Also here are Tenten, Kurotsuchi, Deikida, and Fuu. Shino and Haku seem to be absent.

You get served up and take a seat at the table with the rest of your comrades. Right behind you is Akatsuchi, who has piled his plate up as high as he could manage.

"Boy am I starving after that ordeal!" Akatsuchi laughs. "I sure hope the Raikage doesn't mind footing this bill!"

Akatsuchi eagerly digs in, reminding you of someone else you know.

You eat too, to find that the food is just okay. By no means bad, but you could probably cook better yourself. Then again, this is just a hotel. Can't exactly compare it to the standards of an actual restaurant. There's likely much better food somewhere in the village.

Some of the others chat as you all eat.

>A.Ask where Shino and Haku are

>B.Ask what the plan is for today

>C.Say something else (Write-in)

>D.Other

>>45117004
>D.Other
"Is it still invading someone else's territory if they've made no public claims to said territory? Because I don't think anyone actually knew about that turtle island."

>>45117004
>B.Ask what the plan is for today

>>45116520
Any other angles of this guy, I'm having issues with his hair.

>>45117004
>C. Ask what everyone else's plans are for the day, since you're gonna go play diplomancer.

>>45117004
>>D.Other
Ok time to clock in with the Raikage, that way it opens our itinerary for a while. Kurotsuchi and Tenten may be giving a report also.

>>45117004
>A.Ask where Shino and Haku are

>>45117004
>>A.Ask where Shino and Haku are

>>45117090
Sorry not really. What don't you like a bout it? imagine it shorter or longer, most anon are ok with this so far.

>>45117004
lets go chat to Shiiieeetttttkage

>>45117160
Its not that i don't like it, Its that I can't tell what the hell im supposed to draw for the back end.

Yes you read that right, free art. Wooo. So whats the deal with the back of his noggin?

>>45117004
>>B.

>D. Ask about the others future training plans

We'll be doing the fourth wise monkey soon right?

It won't be a big power up but I like anytime we get to explore monkey business.

>>45117233
I'd prefer if we spent time developing our release with Kakashi.

And also ripping on our friends, Kiba for "Taking lessons from a genin" by learning nature chakra from sasuke and sasuke for being a fucking genin still

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>>45117212
Well I always drew it pretty short the closest thing I got is this one for a while back. Good luck art friend

>>45117233
That reminds me: Laze said he had a major power up planned for us, but that it might be possible for us to get lesser ones along the way. Anyone have any idea of how we could do that? We can't improve our senjutsu, demon chakra is right out, there aren't any powerful pieces of equipment we could grab...only thing I can think of is grabbing a dojutsu off of someone, and we aren't close enough with any dojutsu-wielders that are likely to die any time soon.

>>45117004
>C
Well congrats on a very successful mission everyone, lets not fight 4 Akatski at once again!

>B
Ask what everyones plans are and say how we plan to visit the Raikage then the springs to freshen up.

>>45117295
This was all kinds of helpful, give me a few more minutes.

>>45117350
well maybe grabbing one of the legendary sage artifacts from here, but I doubt thats it. I'm quite content to let Laze surprise us. I still think we should grab chakra samples from all the beast bit by bit and see what happens if we combine them.

>>45117417
The only one of the artifacts they still have is the sealing urn, Kinkaku and Ginkaku took the rest with them when they left so they could complete their monkey king reference.

...wait, shit. In the legend the monkey king was the one who fought the demons Kinkaku and Ginkaku, claiming their relics from them in the process. Yeah, we're going to wind up fighting those guys when Kabuto resurrects him, aren't we?

>>45117350
I would like to get our hands on a spider summon contract and be the first ninja to invent and master DOUBLE SAGE MODE!

Imagine the limbs and webs of a spider along with the speed and agility of a monkey. We would literally be a spider monkey.

>>45117484
We stumbled upon the QMs plot twice in a single thread...so Kon become WuKon the Cloud surfing Monkey Chef

>>45117508
as effective as that would be I don't know why but that screams special snowflake to much to me. Kon has Sage chakra and a bloodline trait, if we improve our existing techniques we could do great like we discussed last thread. In the show thee only person to use two contracts was Sauske and he used the eagle literally once and it still seemed shit

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>>45117233

You might as well get info on what everyone is doing while you eat, so you're all on the same page.

"So what's the plan for today?" you ask. "I know some of us need to go see the Raikage, so that should probably get done sooner than later."

"Well, that's the idea for us." Kurostuchi replies. "He wants to see the Jonin, so it's you, me, and Akatsuchi."

"And me!" Fuu interjects. "I'm a Jonin too!"

After a few moments of silence, Kurotsuchi continues. "And I guess Fuu as well. So we have at least one representative from each village involved. Seems about right. The others can do whatever they feel like during that time."

"I wanted to join you, but I'm not a Jonin yet." Tenten sighs. "Lord Itachi said he was gonna promote me when I mastered Flying Thunder God, but I left before he had a chance. I guess Deikida and I will just look around the village. We might run into Shino and Haku too, they got up early this morning to do high altitude training."

You all finish eating, then split up. You along with Kurotsuchi, Akatsuchi, and Fuu head to the Raikage's office. Inside you see the Raikage at his desk, along with B and one of the ninja from the summit in the room as well.

"Ah, good to see you here." the Raikage greets you. "There's a lot we have to discuss. For example, the Akatsuki. They have proven to be a danger time and again. We may just have to keep B here from now on if we want to keep him safe."

"Sorry, but we can't do that, Lord Raikage." the ninja from the summit pipes up. "We don't have the manpower to keep the kind of guard we need to ward off Akatsuki around B at all times. We'd be taking a loss from missing out on so many missions. There has to be another way."

"I suppose you're right, Darui..." the Raikage muses. "Not to mention we'll be inviting an attack right on the village. I can't help but wonder how the Leaf has managed. Anyway, give me the run down on events at the Turtle Island."

>Write-in

>>45117638
This is Naruto. There is nothing wrong with being a special snowflake here, and it is in fact encouraged.

>>45117704
>We might run into Shino and Haku too, they got up early this morning to do high altitude training.
I'm sorry, high altitude training? Are they planning on fighting Akatsuki on the top of a mountain? Or flying, I suppose. Shino's dream is to ride a giant beetle through the sky, as shown by the Infinite Tsukuyomi, so I guess it's not too far-fetched to imagine. Laze, is Shino going to ride a giant beetle in the final fight? Please tell me he is.

>>45117704
>Iwagakure had been tracking the movements of the fugitive known as Deidara, and determined him to be making several trips to and from an unknown location, always in the same direction, with his partner Kisame. Following the pair and eliminating them was the purpose of this mission. We were prepared for the possibility they might be rendezvousing with other Akatsuki members, but we were unaware of the giant...turtle island thing, I guess, nor that their efforts were for capturing B. In the interest of subverting the Akatsuki's aims, we engaged rather than retreated.

>>45117704
"One of the more recently-recruited Akatsuki members was a missing-nin from Iwa, as a result the village had been tracking him and believed they had an actionable lead. They approached Konoha for aid in this, and as such we were pursuing him and his partner by boat when they came to Turtle Island. We landed only to find that they were accompanied by second Akatsuki pair, and as such he had been already completed their objective, which we only discovered upon finding the island was capturing your brother. Tenten, Kurotsuchi and Deikida moved to secure B's safety from the Akatsuki member transporting him, while the rest of the team engaged the remaining Akatsuki to keep them occupied. The battle was an all-round success, leading to the retrieval of your brother, the death of three Akatsuki members, and the capture of the fourth. On that last note I feel I must point out that due to a rather unusual durability-increasing jutsu he possessed we had to take extreme measures to remove the threat he posed. I doubt we'll be able to get any useful information out of him until such time as he recovers, if he ever does."

>>45117704
My Lord the Leaf and the Stone were engaged in a joined operation to track and kill a member of the Akatski, after a time he headed across the ocean so we followed him upon discovering this island which was on no map we assumed something important must be there either an objective or even a base of theirs.

Upon seeing B about to be taken away the mission shifted to secure and rescue. (Have each person explain their fight briefly in turn). Upon seeing this was B we were trying to save I sent a messenger to you immediately to get you involved. Loosing B was not an option.

As for your man power issue I believe there are several options but it would involve foreign ninja staying here. Have a team from each village stay here to guard B, i'm sure we can all spare one. This way B will have a large defensive force, he can be in the village close to you and the Cloud will not suffer from a lack of mission acquired funds.

Sir, another detail I would like to tell you is that the leader of the Akatski is claiming to be Madara Uchiha im telling you now because having spoke to the Akatski I defeated he to doubted their leaders identity, likely trying to build on a legend, i'm also telling you this because I trust you not only to keep the 8 tails safe but as an older brother you deserve to know.

>>45117858
>>45118040

You decide to be the one to give the Raikage the details.

"The Stone had been tracking the movements of the fugitive known as Deidara." you start. "They determined him to be making several trips to and from an unknown location, always in the same direction, with his partner Kisame. They approached Konoha for aid in eliminating them, and as such we were pursuing him and his partner by boat when they came to Turtle Island. We were prepared for the possibility they might be rendezvousing with other Akatsuki members, but we were unaware of the Turtle Island, nor that their efforts were for capturing B. In the interest of subverting the Akatsuki's aims, we engaged rather than retreated. Tenten, Kurotsuchi and Deikida moved to secure B's safety from the Akatsuki member transporting him, while the rest of the team engaged the remaining Akatsuki to keep them occupied. The battle was an all-round success, leading to the retrieval of your brother, the death of three Akatsuki members, and the capture of the fourth. On that last note I feel I must point out that due to a rather unusual durability-increasing jutsu he possessed we had to take extreme measures to remove the threat he posed. I doubt we'll be able to get any useful information out of him until such time as he recovers, if he ever does."

The Raikage thinks over your explanation for a while before speaking.

"So it was pure dumb luck, then." he starts. "It was by complete chance that you ended up saving B. Regardless, you did it. Obviously there won't be any actions taken against you for intruding. You had no way of knowing about the island. Is there anything else someone wanted to add?"

"No." Kurotsuchi replies. "Kon's report was perfectly concise."

>A.There is one more thing

>B.No, let's move on

>C.Other

>>45118277
>B.No, let's move on

>>45117704
We have been coping my lord, we are a major target we have been managing though at least for now. However one of the Akataski revealede on their death bed their leader has a contingency should the Akatski number dwindle, to take all the tailed beasts in a single swoop. We are going to need one another's help in the times ahead. My Lord another thing to think about, we know the Akatski are gathering the beasts to make a "better world" what kind of power must their leader hold to bind this mix of individuals together and obey? Finally what would such a mans idea world be, has something like this happened before?

>>45118277
>B.No, let's move on
Let's not get bogged down.

>>45118277
I almost, ALMOST want to ask about allowing Taiyaki to use the island, but I think that's something better brought up with Itachi than something we broach.

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>>45118333
I have to go, I'm probably not coming back to these threads, but your character caught my attention and the juices started flowing. Here's some artz

>>45118277
>A
As for your man power issue I believe there are several options but it would involve foreign ninja staying here. Have a team from each village stay here to guard B, i'm sure we can all spare one. This way B will have a large defensive force, he can be in the village close to you and the Cloud will not suffer from a lack of mission acquired funds.

>C
One of the Remaining Akatski has a space time teleportation technique which can also be used to avoid attacks, he is the only other akatski we have information on.

My Lord another thing to think about, we know the Akatski are gathering the beasts to make a "better world" what kind of power must their leader hold to bind this mix of individuals together and obey? Finally what would such a mans idea world be, has something like this happened before?

>B
But lets keep talking what else is there sir.

>>45118277
>I doubt we'll be able to get any useful information out of him until such time as he recovers, if he ever does."
To be fair, we can have the Yamaka try to mindrape it out of him.

>>45118405
Sweet.

>>45118277
>B.No, let's move on

>>45118405
New sword when?

>>45118312
>>45118370
>>45118474

Some thoughts come to your mind, but you decide to let the Raikage move on for now. If it's really important you can bring it up later.

"Well then, now that I have all the info about what happened on the island, we can get down to business." the Raikage leans forward in his chair. "I'm sure you want to talk about inter-village cooperation again. Seeing Jonin from three villages on one mission does give the impression that you're dedicated to the cause. Now know that I have no issue with any of you in particular, but cooperating often leaves one vulnerable. Can you say with complete certainty that the Hokage will never make a decision that undermines the Cloud for the Leaf's benefit? Of course not. Any leader of a village would do the same. These joint missions may work fine on occasion, but it is only temporary, and with a select few individuals. If we constantly move to the beat of the Leaf's drum, we'll end up like the Sand before we even realize. You understand, of course. We have to protect our interests. And that means not getting too friendly. We will nominate select ninja for joint operations, but nothing more."

>A.That's alright, the Stone is doing the same

>B.That may not be enough

>C.Other

Wait a minute

Tenten is a JEWFU

She offered us a DISCOUNT at her store for our birthday, instead of a gift. What sort of scrooge mcduckian hell did she crawl out of?

Now in correct thread.

>>45118804
Hey now, I'll have you know that comments like that are extremely offensive to us Jews. We would never, NEVER let a woman handle the running of the store.

>>45118802
>>A.That's alright, the Stone is doing the same
Just pray the Akatsuki don't have a way to get what they want WITHOUT needing Bee. They have all but three beasts, and the ninetails is fervent believer of their cause. With the loss of so many members they'll be making a big move soon.

>>45118802
>>A.That's alright, the Stone is doing the same
I see no problems with this. As long as we can work together when we really have to.

>>45118802
>B. That may not be enough.
>C. The leader of the Akatsuki is gathering weapons. With the number of tailed beasts he has now, combined with the might of the nine-tails jinchuuriki and his claims about...his own abilities, the Akatasuki are powerful enough to crush any village they bring their full might upon. Judging by the increased pace of his actions, and losing four valuable assets here and now, it's quite possible he will do just that."

>"However, this is just if he fights the villages one at a time. While I'll grant your village could give him a run for his money, what with the various assets you've collected and maintained, he would still win. I believe he will attack one of the villages soon, because a proper shinobi alliance is the only practical way for us to muster enough power to face down the threat the Akatsuki poses."

>"Entering such an alliance with tentative, probationary measures is acceptable for now, but this is only going to escalate, and none of us want to be alone when it happens."

>>45118802
>B.That may not be enough
Guys, Kakuzu said 'Madara' was building his power. And we know what that means. Unless we have a ton of people, we're gonna get fucked.

>>45118933
Oh and additionally, It has come to our attention that the current leader of the Akatsuki is Madara or at least he says he is. I'm not entirely certain but he took the rinnegan from Pain's main body and had the ability to go intangible.

>>45118802
>A.That's alright, the Stone is doing the same
But my lord in time this needs to change, i would like to know personally from me to you what are you afraid of here, the Leaf will not be invading, The Leaf won't try to rule your nation. Those days are beehind us, just as the Age of Waring Clans ended with the birth of the Ninja villages, the next step is for us all to unite again, once people. The only thing that divides us is the old hates from crimes comited by those before us and the cyclee of war. My lord for the first time We have a chance for a tru lasting peace in the Ninja world, one where perants don't bury their children one where families are safe. Please my Lord the Cloud is the most resistant, please just tell me why?

>>45118802
>B.That may not be enough
>C.Other
"Your own aide just admitted as much. Akatsuki is a threat too great for any of us alone. You don't have to ally with Konoha, I don't blame you for your lack of trust. But find someone you do trust to help you, or else I fear we'll all pay the price. I can only guess at what Akatsuki wants with the Tailed Beasts, and nothing I can imagine is good for the world."

>>45118802
We only managed to win because we worked together though....

TEAM WORK RAIKAGE-SENSEI!

>>45118872
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>>45119035

You follow the Raikage's train of thought, but have your doubts.

"That's alright for now." you begin. "The Stone is currently doing the same. But it may not be enough. The leader of the Akatsuki claims to be Madara Uchiha, and he took the Rinnegan from Pain's body after his defeat. Furthermore, the Akatsuki I defeated yesterday claimed that 'Madara' or whoever is posing as him, is building his power. At the loss of this many Akatsuki, who knows what he may do. And we all know that one village alone won't be enough to stop him."

"What exactly are you proposing?" the Raikage asks. "Some kind of combined force against Akatsuki by all the villages? Impossible. The Mist in particular would never agree. Though... how about this. If you can manage to get the Mist to agree to this alliance, then the Cloud will join you."

>A.Deal

>B.I don't think that's necessary

>C.Ask for more info about the Mist

>D.Say something else

>E.Other

Got errands, back in a few

>>45119354
A.Deal
>C.Ask for more info about the Mist
>D.Say something else
Ask them how long we have to do this
See if we have training time.

>>45119354
>>A.Deal
>C.Ask for more info about the Mist

>>45119354
>A. Deal

>>45118802
>A.That's alright, the Stone is doing the same
>B.That may not be enough
"That's a fine place to start. But word of a man calling himself "Madara" , from Kakuzu's mouth no less, makes it feel like more than a token effort at cooperation will soon be necessary."

"You are of course entitled to take things at the pace you deem best, Lord Raikage. But I hope for all our sakes we can put the era of wars behind us before the next disaster strikes."

>>45119354
>A.Deal

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>>45119354
>A.Deal
>C.Ask for more info about the Mist
"If things are about to get as nasty as I fear they will, we need the Mist to contribute as well anyway."

"You've met the Mizukage. In the interest of making this a fair wager, what can you tell me about her and her village's political situation? Aside from the whole thing with the Three-Tails, of course."

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>>45119354
>>A.Deal
I'll probably have to run this by the Hokage, but I don't think he'll disagree.

>>45116424
From the end of last thread:

>disintegrating things on touch
>making complex 3-Dimensional Shapes with barriers
>perfecting the superman jump
>perfecting the high-frequency weapon thing for use with a chakra metal kyoketsu-shoge cord OR a chakra-metal sword
>Phasing: Flash style (vibrating the self fast enough to go right through objects)
>TRAINING WITH GUY AND LEE TO SEE WHAT WE CAN DO

>>45119354
>A
Deal

>D
but my Lord why would the Mist joining us make you trust us, us working together is the key here and trusting one another. What is it you don't trust about us?

>C
Atleast let me know what im in for.

All we need to do is make the Mist Village a cool sword with a weird trick as a gift. Then they'll totally be on board.

I say...

>Impact Sword

With an explosive tags that spawn endlessly from the hilt.

>>45119681
Yeah we need to do all this, as well as learn to summon the fourth Genjutsu Monkey.
>>45119743
Mizukage will only join us if we marry her.

>>45119772
oh god if Laze pulls a political marriage

>>45119772
>>45119801

I'd rather hitch her up with the Hokage's younger brother and the new head of the clan.

Or Neji.

We should like, marry the head girl of the Hyuuga clan

>>45119834
I think Sauce Bro wants Hinata. Sakura will end up with Lee. Although Lee doesn't deserve her.
Neji will get Deikida... OH I wonder if Neji is escorting Yugito?

>>45119899
Neji is bound for Incest now...sexy sexy incest

>>45119957
Incest??

>>45120025
The most efficient method of him becoming clan head despite being a branch house member is by marrying the current clan heiress. His cousin, Hanabi, who is like six years younger than him.

>>45119899
>Although Lee doesn't deserve her.

I think you got that backwards, Broseidon.

>>45119957

I know they're cousins, but if their dads were both twins, does that make them genetic siblings?

Hawt.

>>45120072
No he really doesn't deserve her. He deserves better.
>>45120057
Oh right. Forgot about that.

>>45120072
Half-siblings, presumably, unless their fathers believed in sharing everything.

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>>45119684

It may be a challenge, but if getting the Cloud on your side will be automatic after convincing the Mist, then it's worth the effort.

"Deal." you tell the Raikage. "I need to run it by the Hokage but I don't think he'll disagree. It would be better if all Five Great Nations would contribute anyway."

"The Mist has more reason to distrust the Leaf than anyone." the Raikage goes on. "If you manage to get them on your side, then I have no problem joining you as well."

"Can you tell me anything about the situation with the Mist, Lord Raikage?" you ask. "I'm only aware of the situation with the Three Tails."

"Heh, that will be your biggest hurdle." the Raikage chuckles lightly. "Good luck with that one. As for the rest, the Mist is in a precarious position. The previous Mizukage was known as a bloodthirsty tyrant, and the village suffered greatly in his tenure both within and relation-wise with the other villages. The Fifth Mizukage has been working tirelessly to undo the damage, but it's not easy. To this day there is quite the stereotype about the Mist, and the people of the Water country are still quite distrustful of them. They can't afford to take any risks, or they may just crumble."

>A.Ask something else

>B.Tell the Raikage about something else

>C.That's everything

>D.Other

>>45120159
Not an expert but I don't think it works that way. Even if they did have the exact same DNA code as each other when they were born. By the time the two are old enough to have children background radiation would have differentiated them enough so that it wouldn't be the same any more. Besides Chimps and humans only have something like 2% difference in their genetic code. The only way they'd be siblings (from a genetic) is if they had the same parent. either mother or father.

>>45120228
>C.That's everything

>>45120228
I can't think of any thing else to add. Also Laze, didn't we capture the three tails because we didn't trust them with how they handle their Jinchuriki? I think that's what happened any way.

>>45120266
(from a Genetic viewpoint) Jesus. People can be brothers and sisters with out being genetically related.

>>45120228
>>C.That's everything

>>45120266
You're right about not being an expert.

>>45120266
Background radiation doesn't change the coding parts of DNA that fast. Most of it would be changes to the "junk" DNA that doesn't express itself. As for chimps, the 2% genetic difference is referring to species-wide averages. You still don't want to breed with someone with very similar DNA to yourself, since that increases the risk of congenital disorders. They could be as different as cousins born from parents that aren't identical twins and it would still carry some potential risk. Not much, but it's still inbreeding.

>>45120456
Thanks for clearing that up, its been a while since I studied genetics. I'm not really sure where I was going with my post. All I was trying to say was that the only way Hinata and her sister would be considered siblings with Neji is if they had the same mother or father.

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>>45120673
So you were trying to tell us, if they're not brother and sister, they're not brother and sister. Thanks for clearing that up.

>>45120228
>D Ask him if he wants sometrying from us?

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>>45120285
>>45120400

You take note of the information the Raikage provided so you can keep it in mind for later, and let him move on.

"Anyway, that's about it for now I suppose." the Raikage finishes. "Thanks one last time for your help, everyone. I'll get to work on arranging some nominations for joint missions with the Leaf now."

"Did I hear you say 'joint missions with the Leaf', Lord Raikage?" you hear from a familiar voice as four people enter the room. "Because I'd be the first to volunteer."

It's Choji, with the rest of his squad and Yugito.

"I'll see what I can do." the Raikage repplies before turning to Yugito. "So you really are alive, huh? Good to have you back, Yugito. I'm sure there are plenty of people that will be happy to see you."

"Like me, yo." B speaks up as he makes his way over. "I thought I'd never see you again, Yugito!"

As Yugito catches up with the other Cloud ninja, Fuu tries to get herself involved in the conversation. She must be excited to see two other Jinchuuriki in one place.

Ino meanwhile is looking around, seeming a bit concerned, while Shikamaru and Choji hang back and wait for the Cloud ninja to settle down.

>A.Talk to Choji and Shikamaru

>B.Talk to Ino

>C.Try to talk to the Cloud ninja

>D.Talk to Kurotsuchi and Akatsuchi

>E.Stay silent and wait

>F.Other

>>45120228
>C.That's everything
Let's go see Tenten with Kurotsuchi. Gimme soma dat sweet, sweet love triangle action Laze.

>>45120814
>A. Talk to Choji and Shikamaru.
"Good news, guys! Three more Akatsuki down, with a fourth captive at the leaf!" High fives and fist bumps.

>>45120814
>>B.Talk to Ino
I'm sorry Ino, but Haku is.. Haku is.....Perfectly fine last I saw him anyway.
>>45120789
No Problem!

>>45120814
So eager to head back? You just left Konoha, Yugito.

>A.Talk to Choji and Shikamaru

>>45120814
>C.Try to talk to the Cloud ninja
"B, do you think you could show me some real lightning moves? Maybe help me with my raps?"

>>45120915
That was Choji that said that

>>45120814
>B.Talk to Ino
Let her know what Haku is up to then -
>A.Talk to Choji and Shikamaru
Get the latest gossip.

>>45120948
No, I mean that Yugito said she'd be the first volunteer to work on joint missions with Konoha. She just came from there. If we'd known we could have just brought her friends to Konoha, instead.

>>45120814
>>B.Talk to Ino

Tell her that Haku is training with Shino.

You and your goddamn errands.

>>45120978
Wait, never mind. I misread it twice. I'm stupid. That was Choji saying both things. Probably wants to come to Kumo more often so he can see Karui.

Could we work on an Impact version of Lightning Release Chakra Mode? I'm sure the Raikage would be impressed by it

>>45120814
>A.Talk to Choji and Shikamaru

>>45120814
>>B.Talk to Ino

>>45120877
>>45120896
>>45120915
>>45120960
>>45121003

You start by heading over to Ino.

"Hey Ino." you greet her. "If you're worried about Haku, he's just fine. He's off training with Shino right now."

"Oh good." Ino sighs. "I was really worried about him going on this mission, you know. He's been training all this time to fight Kisame, and I thought he might get in over his head."

After assuring Ino, you head over to Shikamaru and Choji, who are just chilling.

"Good news guys." you start. "We killed three Akatsuki and captured a fourth. I can only hope things have been going nearly as well on your end."

"Right on, man!" Choji responds. You exchange a high five.

"That is quite something." Shikamaru adds. "It took like six of us to beat Sasori. You guys must be getting crazy good. As for how it's going with us, that's not as good. Utakata snuck out of the village. Apparently he had no intention of returning to the Mist."

>A.That's actually really bad

>B.Well, there's nothing we can do

>C.Ask something in particular

>D.Other

>>45121338
>B.Well, there's nothing we can do

>>45121338
>D. Summon a monkey and send it to Itachi asking permission to begin large scale raids against the Mist Village in preparation for subjugation.

>>45121338
>Well I hope it doesn't affect getting the Mist to agree to work with us then.

>B.Well, there's nothing we can do

>>45121338
>D. Well...I hate to be a cynic, but that actually really helps our case. If we can find him and get him to testify on WHY he doesn't want to go back, it could serve as justification for nabbing the Sanbi.

>>45121338
>D.Other
"Okay, that's going to make things more complicated, but I think I can work with this. Spin it as a sign that Mist's way of doing things isn't working, they need to reconsider their decisions in regards to their jinchuriki."

>>45121338
>>B.Well, there's nothing we can do
Well, I don't see what we can do about that. Its just going to make my next task harder. Maybe. Or maybe it won't they didn't exactly care about him in the first place. I'm actually surprised with how the Old Geezer treated Han and Roshi when they went back.

>>45121402
So, correct me if I'm wrong here, that would turn the Cloud against any teaming up with us since they're already wary of the Leaf turning other villages into the Sand?

>>45121446
>D. Summon a monkey and send it to Itachi asking permission to begin large scale raids against the Cloud Village in preparation for subjugation.
?

>>45121338

>A. That's actually really bad.

Let's not sugarcoat it. Also, *is* there anything we can do about this?

>>45121422
>>45121429

Actually, this might work. Maybe. Will it?

>>45121338
>B
But it looks like i'm going to the Mist next, gonna be fun, who wants to come to thee hot springs?

>>45121338
>>C.Ask something in particular
Any ideas why he didn't want to go back? Depending on what his reasons are we might be able to convince Mist to address them.

>>45121422
>>45121503
Why not both?

>A
>B
Lets call it how it is. But we will have to make do.

>>45121338
>>45121422
Yeah, I'll support this.

>>45121338
>A.That's actually really bad
"The Three-Tails issue may end up keeping not just the Mist from joining us but the Cloud as well. Utakata's disappearance is just one more complication."

>D.Other
Summon a monkey to carry a message to Itachi, ask if he can have ANBU dig up any details on the last Mizukage, the current Mizukage, and Utakata that could help with diplomatic efforts. Point out that a more useful alliance with the Cloud may depend on what the Mizukage does.

>>45121376
>>45121409
>>45121437
>>45121561

The news is a bit of a disappointment, but you'll just have to work with it.

"Well, there's nothing we can do." you tell Shikamaru. "We just have to hope we can get the Mist to work with us without him. Maybe we can even use his case to our advantage."

You inform Choji and Shikamaru about your deal with the Raikage.

"Kon, why are you always doing this stuff?" Shikamaru sighs. "You just can't make things easy, can you? Well if you need some help, there are people willing to help you out. Me included. You don't have to go and convince everyone of everything by yourself. Try bringing backup some time. Anyway, we'll talk this over with the Hokage when we get back."

By the time you finish talking with Shikamaru and Choji, the Cloud ninja have dispersed.

"That's all for now." the Raikage says. "I'll keep in correspondence with the Hokage. You all are free to relax here for the rest of the day and leave tomorrow."

B and Yugito leave, with Fuu still trying to tag along.

The Stone and Leaf ninja all begin to leave as well.

>A.Speak with the Raikage

>B.Follow the Jinchuuriki

>C.Go find someone

>D.Talk to someone else here

>E.Other

>>45121894
>>B.Follow the Jinchuuriki
Actually B, I was wondering if you could tell me why it is this village treats their Jinchuriki so differently to the other villages?

>>45121894
>>C.Go find someone

10/10.

>>45121894
>E.Other
Train our water techniques some more. We need it.

>>45121894
Invite everyone to the springs, a chance for people to social and chat. Can talk to Shikamaru and Choji about handling the Mizukage, maybe their team can come as back up.

Can also Peek on the girls give Kon some personality.

>>45121894
>C. Go find someone

Tenten.

Alternatively, just go straight to the hot springs.

>>45121894
>B.Follow the Jinchuuriki

Take everyone to something fun and pay for it, we got some money now

>>45122012
seconding springs

>>45121894
Ask Sikamaru if he can think of a way to find Utakata, if we can't get him to help he can at least give us super valuable info

>>45121894
>B.Follow the Jinchuuriki

>>45121894
>C.Go find someone
Find Tenten and the others then we all go to the hot springs together

>>45121894
>>45122012
I'll third the hot springs.

>>45121894
>E. HOT SPRINGS

Springs for everyone

>>45121894
>>45122012
This.

>>45121969
>>45122012
>>45122017
>>45122052
>>45122121
>>45122158
>>45122207

Before anyone else gets a chance to leave, you make a proposal.

"Hey, why don't we go find the others then all go to the hot springs?" you ask. "I'm sure we'd all appreciate a soak in there."

"That sounds wonderful." Kurotsuchi replies. "I still feel he debris on me from all those explosions."

You and the others leave the Raikage's office, then split up to look for the others before hitting the springs. At Shikamaru's direction, you all take separate routes to the hot springs that cover the entire village, making it nearly impossible for everyone to miss the others.

You don't find them on your route, but by the time you reach the springs, everyone you expect is there. You find your way over to the men's side, then wash yourself before getting in the spring.

"Oh yeah, this is nice." Choji says. "Better than the springs back at the Leaf. I could get used to this."

Shino, Haku, Shikamaru, and Akatsuchi are also looking quite content.

>A.Talk to someone

>B.Just relax

>C.Other

Gotta eat dinner, back in a while

>>45122443
>B.Just relax

>>45122443
>Ask Sikamaru if he can think of a way to find Utakata, if we can't get him to help he can at least give us super valuable info

>>45122443
>C. Practice water jutsu to where we can make a floating mirror

>>45122443
>B. Just relax
>Oh man, I can't remember the last time I just...slowed down.

>>45122443
>>B.Just relax

>>45122443
>Just relax
We could use some time where we aren't bothering with business

>>45122443
>C.Other
peek
"Kon, what are you doing?"
"Following my teachers advice for becoming a strong ninja."
"But you where trained by Sarutobi not Jiriya."
"Exactly. The Will of Fire lives on."

>>45122443
>B.Just relax

>>45122443
>C. inspect Haku, confirm boy or girl

>>45122443
>B.Just relax
>inb4 girls peep on us

>>45122521
"Where do you think Jiraiya got it from?"

>>45122560
Of course they're going to try and peep on us.

Remove towel and hide as little as possible

>>45122761
as big as possible

>>45122443
>>B.Just relax

>>45122588
Yeah, I feel like we should spot Tenten's mirrors and make sure to tease the hell out of them.

>>45122761
we should keep our mask on though

>>45122866
Monkeybutt?

>>45122761
>>45122796
"OH no The girls have all fainted for some reason!!"
"They must have stayed in the springs to long that's the only explanation."
Not one of the girls deny this. They all start blushing whenever they are any where near Kon

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>45122914
No reason for roll....

>>45123034
Inches baby

>>45122443
>C. Keep an eye out for mirrors from the girl's side. Flex for them if you spot them.

>>45123034
Lounge about pretty much naked with our glorious 8"

>>45123189
What else is there?

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>45123189
Fuck doesn't count, Meant to use only 1d10.

>>45123189
So one of our testicles is three times the size of the other?

>>45123234
4/10 monkeybutt, this is subpar.

>>45123230
>>45123253
Width and a certain other dangly part.

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>45123272
I can't stop myself.

>>45123307
So that's what, our prostate? Should Kon be scheduling a doctor's visit to deal with his low prostaglandin count?

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>>45123307
I'm sure you can. Please try.

>>45123362
Anon, You have something you piss out of right? What's below that....

Goddammit, this thread is turning into a FATAL thread. Get back here Laze.

>>45122488
>>45122502
>>45122506
>>45122516
>>45122525
>>45122560
>>45122848

You just sit back and enjoy the spring. You can't remember the last time you were this relaxed.

You all soak for a bit, the others making light conversation. Shikamaru eventually turns his attention to the fence. He walks up to a small hole in it, and sticks his finger through.

"Agh!" you hear from the other side. "I've only got one of those, you ass!"

Shikamaru just sighs and makes his way back over to Choji, keeping his eye on that spot in the fence. Akatsuchi just laughs, apparently not surprised at all.

A bit later, you notice a gleam out of the corner of your eye. You find a mirror sticking up out from the other side of the fence, close enough to the wall to be somewhat concealed. You can make out some faint giggling from the other side.

>A.Shoot it down

>B.Ignore it

>C.Call them out

>D.Other

>>45123408
>>D.Other
Pose for them.

>>45123408
>D. Smile, wink at the mirror, flex subtly.

>>45123408
>>D.Other
Wink at it

>>45123408
>D. Smile, wink at the mirror, flex subtly.

>>45123408
>D. Hey Haku, you need help washin' that back

>>45123408
>B.Ignore it
>D.Other
But tease the girls about it later.

>>45123408
>D. Get everyone to stand and face the mirror.

>>45123408
>>D.Other
Pose

>>45123408
>D. Hey, Shikamaru, did you know that Tenten set up mirrors during the first part of the chunin exam? That's how she passed.

>>45123466
Alternatively this

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>>45123408
>Choji Expand!
>Shikamaru join all our shadows and move like me!
>Haku Demon Mirror all our images around the girls!
>>45123438
POSE!

>summon all our monkeys to pose and hang out in the pool

>>45123476
No

>>45123408
>>45123440
this

>>45123408
>D. whisper to Haku, "Hey, can you do the thing with ice mirrors real quick, I'll spot you five free meals at the restaurant for you and yours"

>>45123408
>>45123408
>D
Act all casual like maybe do some thing that almost show our girth, then at the last moment after teasing for a few mins wink at the mirror

>>45123408
>D. Get Haku to make an ice mirror and face it in a direction so we can see into their baths through their own mirror.

>>45123408
This >>45123466. Tease them with the yaoi. Haku is pretty much the classic uke, after all, might as well play seme for him. Oh God, why do I know the terminology of yaoi manga? What's happened with my life?

If i know anything about the naruto universe the girls are boyxboy lovers, lean against Haku and whisper in his ear clean his back and all that and after a while and lots of almost exposing ourselves wink at the mirror

>>45123408
>>45123540
>>45123592
Turnabout is fair play.

>>45123596
>>45123597
Hive mind much?

So consensus is that we yaoitease with Haku while bargaining with him to create ice mirrors?

>>45123597
>>45123596
I think you two are the 'boyxboy' lovers and are trying to impose your fetishes on the quest.

>>45123592
>>45123540
>>45123408
These.

>>45123408
>>45123466
In the effort of stopping yaoiteasing like a dumbass, support this.

>>45123661
>I think you two are the 'boyxboy' lovers and are trying to impose your fetishes on the quest.
It does make for a relatively good distraction from our own mirror

>>45123661
dear god don't actually do anything, just tease, its a way to get to haku and set up our own mirrors while teasing som

>>45123540
>>45123592
>>45123408
this

>>45123661
Actually, I just have too many nerdy female friends who have told me about their teenage years. I've been corrupted by them. It's too late for me, save yourself!

I just want Kon to be a bit of a teas to them, a chance to show his playful monkey side

>>45123742
maybe they were trying to manipulate you into admitting youre gay

Can we not do mirror peeping shit? Just tease them with quiet posing/flexing.

>>45123777
No

>>45123770
Well, bisexual, maybe. I definitely like women too much to be gay.

>>45123777
No

>>45123777
They started it.

>>45123826
We will finish it

>>45123818
My favorite is when women have dicks but are still cute, so basically fantasy dickgirls

>>45123460
this

>>45123460
>>45123408
This.

>>45123460
this

>>45124034
>>45124064
samefag please

What if we winked at the mirror after the ice mirror is up, and point up?

>>45123592

Mirrors work both ways bitches.

>>45124079
Try harder, fagt

>>45124034
>>45124064
>>45124084
>>45124005
What if you stopped shilling/samefagging?

>>45123408
>D.Other
Flex for the 10/10

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>>45124113
You were saying?

You come up with an idea to mess with the girls.

You make your way over to Haku while keeping yourself at a very intentional angle.

"Hey, Haku." you whisper once you get close. "I need you to make an ice mirror for me. The girls have a mirror up, so I want to mess with them."

Haku eventually relents, and you go about doing a bit of posing at the girl's mirror as a distraction. Haku quickly forms a mirror of ice on the opposite side from the girl's mirror, which gives you a view of the other side. Before you can discern any intimate details, you're interrupted by a huge splash that gets water all over everyone. B seems to have done a cannonball into the hot spring.

"This spring is hot, yeah!" B says.

Another splash shortly follows him.

"Wow, this is great!" says another voice. One that doesn't belong here.

"Fuu!" Shino shouts as he jerks up from his seat. "What are you doing here?"

Bugs fly out from Shino's body to envelop certain parts of Fuu's body.

"I'm just here to use the hot spring, duh!" Fuu says, as if it's the most obvious thing in the world.

"You're on the wrong side." Shikamaru sighs.

Shino has his bugs carry Fuu over the fence, and you hear both Haku's and Tenten's mirrors break.

"That's enough of that." you hear from Yugito on the other side. "Any more, and I'll personally kick you all out of the hot springs."

The rest of your baths pass by in tense peace.

When you get out, you find an angry Yugito accompanied by Tenten, Kurotsuchi, Deikida, and Ino, all with notable lumps on their heads from getting smacked.

"Well?" Yugito asks. "What do you boys have to say for yourselves?"

>A.They started it

>B.It wasn't me

>C.Play dumb

>D.I regret nothing

>E.Other

>>45124248
>D.I regret nothing

>>45124248
>A.They started it

>>45124248
>>A.They started it
>>D.I regret nothing

>>45124248
>>D.I regret nothing
But
>A.They started it

>>45124248
>A.They started it
>D.I regret nothing
>Monkey see monkey do

>>45124248
>E. Turnabout is fair play, Fuu came to the wrong side, you I actually am gonna apologize for, sorry about that.

Are we going to Road to Ninja?

>>45124248
>A.They started it
B came in before we could really see anything
>D.I regret nothing
Was my idea and I take full responsibility.

>>45124248
>>A.They started it

How the hell did she pop an ice mirror? Shits supposed to be near indestructible

>>45124248
>E. It was me.
>D.I regret nothing

>>45124248
>C. Oh, did y'all witness the super rare natural phenomenon of steam condensating into a slab of ice too? It was amazing, was it not? I don't think we'll ever see another one for another 30 years!

>>45124248
>>A.They started it
>>D.I regret nothing

>>45124248
>C
Wait a moment what a happened on your side? We were all chilling until Fu came in?

>>45124248
>E.Other
"I'm sorry if I caused offense, but I don't see what our side did wrong. We were just trying to ruin their mirror's view so we could bathe in peace. Our intentions were perfectly chaste."

>>45124248
>E. I don't get what you're upset about. It was just a fun little game, is all.

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>>45124248
>>45124391
Supporting.

>>45124248
>D. I REGRET NOTHING!
>E. RUN BITCH! RUUUUUUUUUUUN

>>45124248
>E.Other
"It would have been rude not to try peeping back."

>>45124248
>E
How dare you accuse me of an elaborate plot to spy on the girl, what kind of diplomat do you take me for?

>>45124248
>>>E.Other
QUICK HAVE A MONKEY REVERSE SUMMON US!

>>45124248
>Turnabout is fair play?

>>45124248
>>45124556
Seconding.

To quote the Legendary Toad of the Leaf, it was better to have peaked in vain than not to have peeked atal.

>>45124248
>E. Are you accusing me of spying on two members of Iwagakure, including the Tsuchikage's own granddaughter, on top of my own comrades own of whom is involved with my dear friend Haku? Why, that's outrageous! Who could even consider such a thing!

>>45124248
>E. *POOF* log.

>>45124745
>second only
>(Dud) Exploding Tag

>>45124745
Actually, this is better.

>>45124777
Confetti tag, go!

>>45124248
>A.They started it
>>D.I regret nothing
then
>>45124745

>>45124248
>>45124745
>>45124777
>>45124811
A of my yes.

>>45124280
>>45124298
>>45124314
>>45124317
>>45124325
>>45124365
>>45124369
>>45124373
>>45124420
>>45124540

You react immediately without thinking.

"They started it." you blurt out. "We were just tuning it back on them."

This explanation doesn't seemed to have assuaged Yugito's anger any, as she just taps her finger angrily, waiting for you to come up with something, anything else. You can feel the sweat drip from your brow as you try to think a way out of this situation.

"I regret nothing!" you shout, disappearing in a cloud of smoke, replaced by a log.

You spend the rest of the evening avoiding Yugito, who searches for you in a rage, not calming until nightfall. When she eventually leaves, you return to the hotel, where the others are eating dinner.

"You have a good time with Yugito, Kon?" Shikamaru asks.

Everyone has a bit of a laugh at your expense.

>A.Chat somebody up

>B.Brag

>C.Call the girls out

>D.Eat silently in shame

>E.Other

>>45125039
>>A.Chat somebody up

>>45125039
>C. Call the girls out
>E. Not as good a time Tenten had setting up those mirrors. Just be glad I kept her busy.

>>45125039
>C.Call the girls out
>A.Chat somebody up

>>45125039
>>B.Brag
Oh yeah we got all hot and sweaty.

>>45125039
>E.Other
"I did, yes."

>>45125039
>>B.Brag
>>A.Chat somebody up

>>45125039
>B. Brag
>E. Oh, definitely. A common theme for Jinchuuriki is they seem to have a LOT of...stamina~

>>45125039
>A.Chat somebody up
Kurotsuchi and Tenten. Let's leave the waifu wars behind us.
>C.Call the girls out

>>45125039
>Play coy. make a joke about not been able to gt married now we have been seen.

>B
God she made to sweat as much as those akatski did.

>E
But im more curious if the girls enjoyed the view, wink in the direction of Ten-ten and Kurotsuchi.

>>45125039
>E.Other
"Actually, yeah. Wouldn't say I'd do it again, but I can see why Hiruzen sensei and Lord Jiraiya used to get a kick out of it."

"So what's been going on in my absence?"

>>45125039
>>A.Chat somebody up
Kurotsuchi and/or 1010

>>45125039
>>45125157
>>45125164
this

No matter what we do, say it subtly. For example not "did you enjoy the view", but "did you enjoy yourselves".

>>45125039
>>E.Other
"Actually, yes. Is it weird that I kinda enjoyed the whole 'fleeing in mortal terror' thing?"

>>45125039
>A.Chat somebody up

Ten/Ten

>>45125085
I second

You decide to shoot a joke right back in Shikamaru's direction.

"Yeah, I'd say I did." you respond. "We worked up a nice sweat together."

You take a seat at the table after getting some food, and turn to the girls.

"Though I can't imagine I enjoyed myself as much as you guys." you tell them.

"Well, it was really all Deikida's idea." Tenten mutters.

"Hell yeah, it was." Deikida butts in from the side. "But these girls certainly didn't seem to have any complaints."

"Well, you know how it is..." Kurotsuchi says, looking away. "Being so serious all the time is no good for your health. Taking things lightly every once in a while is good for you."

"Besides, you didn't look like you minded, 'Mr. Poses'." Tenten rebuts. "I like to think we all got something out of this. So let's just let bygones be bygones."

You're not ready to let it go quite that easily, and spend the rest of dinner teasing the girls.

Eventually you all finish eating, and you head up to your rooms. It takes longer for you to get to sleep through Akatsuchi's snoring this time, but you eventually manage to drift off.

You don't know how much longer you'll all be able to fool around like this, but you intend to keep Akatsuki or anyone else from destroying these peaceful times.

>End of Chapter 58

Running next on Monday, probably. Stay tuned.

Twitter is @LazeQM

>>45125085
>Not as good a time Tenten had setting up those mirrors. Just be glad I kept her busy.
Laze's response
>Awkward silence and murmurings of "Yeah, okay"

>>45125740
thanks for running

>>45125740
Thanks Laze. See ya then.

>>45125740
Thanks for running, Laze. See you Monday.

>>45125740
Good thread, Laze. After the last few, I think we needed the downtime.

>>45125740
Cheers for the run Laze, nice magical realm dodge earlier in. Am looking forward to the next and this was a nice friendly change of pace. No one has really seen Kon relax and have some fun.

>>45125873
I feel like you guys that keep saying magical realm forget that this is based on the series in which the main character distracted a goddess by transforming into a group of naked men

>>45125740
So what was the reaction to the show on the other side of the fence?

>>45125968
So, on a scale of 1 to B, how much trouble are we in for this?

>>45126091
Well Ino was just trying to look past you and get an eyeful of Haku at the time, unsuccessfully

The others all looked on with varying degrees of interest

That's all I'll say

>>45126093
Not a whole lot. The only real lasting negative effect of all this is that Yugito is not a fan of you

>Ok bargaining chips for Mizukage
-Working with the leaf will legitimize your position much more
-Working with the Leaf whom are quite popular will make you more popular as we will make this look like your idea
-Ukata deserting shows that you need help and that there is a divide among your own ninja, we can help with that.
-Working with us will further you from the appearance of thee old Mizukage.

>>45126242
Or
>Madara Uchiha is leader of the Akatsuki.
Want to fight with us now?

>>45126214
Laze do we have a chance with the Mizu diplomacy pact? What is her current opinion on Kon personally?

secondly in regards to the numerous training ideas we have I don't expect us to get to them all but will we get some down time in the leaf anytime soon?

Third and finally I know our chakra control is damn good, but hard would it be to improve our techniques and would kakashi actually be able to help us in this regard.

>>45126378
Yes. She doesn't really have an opinion on you personally, but has heard some impressive things.

You don't have to go straight to the Mist, you can choose to get some downtime back at the Leaf if you want.

Kakashi would be able to help you.

>>45126481
So, have Tenten and Kurotsuchi reconciled eachother where we're concerned, yet?

>>45126481
Have Kuro and Tenten both realized that the other has a thing for Kon too?

>>45126801
>>45126870
A bit

>>45126983
>inb4 they both sneak into Kon's room henged as the other to try and see how Kon feels about their 'rival in love' and end up both getting caught like that

>>45126983
Laze what is naruto thinking atm I mean we killed Orochimaru, then Nagato, now Kakuzu. How is is and "madara" feeling at the moment and how much has Zetsu spied on us?

>>45127051
Naruto is actually very upset. With the way things have developed, it's not possible to get the rest of the Jinchuuriki without massive collateral damage.

'Madara' is also upset, but he has no problem whipping out his secret weapon to end things at once. Not that he's quite ready yet.

Zetsu has only spied on your fights up to obtaining Sage Mode. After Pain's assault he stopped.

>>45127213
So would you say naruto "hates" us or is he more angry at whats happened? Did Suigetsu tell him we ar nice? What do his groupies think of us anyways, or kabuto for that matter?

>>45127261
He doesn't hate you. Suigetsu told him you were a nice dude, but he already knew that from Hinata anyway. They generally all think you're a decent guy.

Kabuto is extremely impressed by your progress. He was able to see you develop from basically a nobody, so it's very interesting to him.

What do our team mates think of us and itachi, does he see some Shisui in us? green chakra, all for the village, utterly loyal and so on? Kiba must be feeling left out

>>45127377
Is Kon gonna be a kissless virgin forever?

>>45127665
He kind of does, yeah. Sasuke is surprised that Itachi took so well to you. He's almost jealous. Of course he realizes that it's mainly because Itachi was so awkward around him for years out of guilt. Kiba is obviously jealous that his teammates are getting all this recognition from the Hokage, but he takes it in stride. It's not like he has it all that bad, and if he wants recognition, he just has to try harder.

>>45127755
I doubt it.

>>45127848
When Danzo was killed what happened to Root in this world, similar to the Land of Sound, whats happening there now? is it inducted into Konoha?

>>45127848
Naaaw, so is Kon a honorary Uchiha or Hyuga yet?

>>45127848
Would you give us any hints of what that next "power up" may be, any things round the corner that may blow our minds and/or theories out the water?

>>45127974
Root was disbanded years ago when Danzo was imprisoned, but several of them stayed loyal to Danzo even through years of pretending to be normal ninja. Once Danzo made his break, every former Root that was loyal to him followed. They all died with Danzo.

>>45128023
He is pretty much a good friend of the Uchiha Clan, given his closeness to Sasuke, who is now the Clan Head. And you do realize that Kon has had almost no interaction with any Hyuuga aside from Neji?

>>45128098
I'd have thought the king of Keikaku would have noted Kon by now, ah well.

I was wandering what technique do Kuro and the gramps use to fly? could Kon do it and finally is there a method to increase our chakra pool? other than carry scrolls of our chakra to absorb like chakra-gatorade.

Why do I get the opinion that the Raikage really, really does not like itachi?

>>45128098
Laze in refrence to this>>45116547 would a physical Chakra shield make our barriar stronger? is it possible to actually make our barrier better and take less chakra with practice or a new jutsu?

>>45128228
Hiashi has too many internal issues in this timeline to Keiikaku effectively. Maybe he'll get back to it once things calm down.

http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Earth_Release:_Light-Weight_Rock_Technique

You'd have to practice a lot. You really don't need to, you have Sage Mode. Just keep Sarujizo from getting hurt, and he can keep supplying you with chakra.

He's not a fan.

>>45128334
There is a particular way to use Impact to its greatest effect to block attacks, you'll just have to practice until you get it down.

How long until the Chunin exams?, if its only a few weeks we could train and chill in the Leaf.

>>45128624
It is only a few weeks.

>>45128733
Who will replace us on our team? Secondly if konahamaru and sauske make if to the end will the senjutsu be lifted? Giving our tags is ok right?

>>45129091
Konohamaru is already a Chunin, anon. He passed with Kiba and Shino. Sasuke has to team up with Udon and Moegi.

>>45129159
Ha. Poor bastard.