>>46290033
>"It's to be expected. You need not bear all the blame."

>>46290033
>"There is no time for such blubbering. We must act."

>>46290033
>"It's to be expected. You need not bear all the blame."

>>46290033
*whisper in her ear*:
(Keep a stern appearance up, it is important!)

Then to everybody of the team: Ok find out what they want

>>46290056
Caela seems to feel a bit better, but you don't have time to comfort her further. You ask Sophia and Caela what it is the citizens are riled over.

"They have never been content with the rule of the rich. Many a laborer and hand would rather be represented by their own kind, rather than those who can afford to buy a seat in office. Until now, it was mostly grumbling, but after you took over and slew the senate in it's entirety, the people have been inspired. They seek to overthrow the rich, and take the management of the land for themselves."

>"How absurd.'
>"I can see their point, but this is the wrong way to make it."
>"I agree. The fat and slow are not fit to rule."
>Other

>>46290033
>You're not to blame but these fickle, shallow, idiotic, and soon-to-be dead insurgents are. Let us suppress a revolution, can't have them burning down this city after all.

>>46290468
>"I can see their point, but this is the wrong way to make it."

>>46290468
>>"I agree. The fat and slow are not fit to rule. reminds me of my youth."

is there a chance we can speak with them right now? o we have to murderstab them before this gets out of control?

>>46290468
>"I agree. The fat and slow are not fit to rule."
Can we talk to the citizens and discuss what should happen?

>>46290584
>>46290468

Yep, supporting that

>>46290584
You sympathize with the people's plight, and in doing so decide to try and be civil with them before resorting to violence. You unlatch the window, and step out onto the windowsill while hanging on to the side of the building for balance. Several flaming bottles hit you, but you need only to brush the liquid within off to douse the flames, though your clothes are quite ruined.

You ask the people what is it they demand, and after a minute of rumbling, one of them steps up to act as vox populi.

"We want to decide for ourselves what our lives will be! We're tired of our input being limited by birth, or wealth, or social circle! We want to have a say!" This last bit is followed by roaring agreement. "And we want those fat cats to pay for keeping us down!"

"I'm from the town of Good Winds and I say kill them all!" This too is followed by an uproar. When you look back as the nobles gathered behind you, they give the same look as cattle being lead to the slaughterhouse. You turn back to the crowd below.

>"You are right to want free say in your own lives. But I will not tolerate violence."
>"I will take your desires into consideration. Now disband, or be mowed down."
>"These notions are foolish. I am the will of all people."
>"Fine. Have at them. Just clean up when you're done."
>Other

>>46290468
>"I can see their point, but this is the wrong way to make it."
>However, the fat and slow are not fit to rule.
So i'll also support
>>46290584
In discussing with civvies

>>46290757

>"You are right to want free say in your own lives. But violence will not be tolerated, nor will the destruction of property."

>>46290757
>"You are right to want free say in your own lives. But violence will not be tolerated, nor will the destruction of property."

>>46290757
>"Fine. Have at them. Just clean up when you're done."
We will figure out who and how to rule, later.
(After all the shit they gave us, first time we got here and yesterday.)

>>46290799
wouldn't this totally fuck up the goverment? the vacum in power will lead to a lot of groups trying to control it.

>>46290757
>>"You are right to want free say in your own lives. But I will not tolerate violence."

>>46290875
Nah. They are only the fat heads obtop, just like the last group of parliament we killed. The real adminstration are their advisors, magistrates etc.

(Stuff to think about
-there are lots of seasoned warriors among the guests, leading to bloodshed on both sides.
-We might want to give protection to the Valets, as i suspect many of the important people are among them.
-We have to ensure Caela is not in the firing line. Emergency teleport, maybe?

>>46290912
The people boo and jeer below. It seems they truly had their hearts set on some mob style execution tonight. You don't know if you'll be able to convince them without threat, or incentive. You think for a moment before deciding.

>"Disperse immediately. Any who remain within fifteen minutes will be killed, without exception."
>Let them have their way
>"If you leave now, I promise a free pancake breakfast for the entire city next Saturday."
>Other

>>46291016
>"Disperse immediately. Any who remain within fifteen minutes will be killed, without exception."
>"If you leave now, I promise a free pancake breakfast for the entire city next Saturday."

>>46291016
>>"Disperse immediately. Any who remain within fifteen minutes will be killed, without exception. tomorrow we will have a public meeting with your revolutionary leaders and the nobles regarding this matter"

>>46291049
>>46290940
Support dat

>>46291100
this

>>46291016
>>46291049
>>46291030
ALL OF THE OPTIONS, AT ONCE.

Except for >Let them have their way

>>46291016
>>"Disperse immediately. Any who remain within fifteen minutes will be killed, without exception."
>>"If you leave now, I promise a free pancake breakfast for the entire city next Saturday."

>>46291049
this

>>46291049
The people don't seem very content, but you do see a large number of them turning and leaving the scene. That at least is reassuring. You step back from the window and turn to your advisors. Sophia speaks up, with Caela still at her side.

"I think it's best the two of us remain here tonight. We'll try to keep order with the troops we have. Unless someone is here to keep the rioters in check, I'm sure there will be bloodshed."

>"Don't be foolish. You're both coming back to the fortress. You'll be targets if you stay."
>"Good idea. Remain vigilant, and report to me anything that happens."
>"No, Shen and Legion will stay. They have no qualms about meting out justice where it need be served."
>Other

>>46291222
>Other
>Very well. Shen will remain here as well for additional security, as the two you may be targets for remaining here.

>>46291222
>>"Don't be foolish. You're both coming back to the fortress. You'll be targets if you stay. Besides Shen and Legion will stay. They have no qualms about meting out justice where it need be served."

>>46291222
>>Other
"bring marigold and the hellraisers. they are on peacekeeping duty tonight"

hopefully they won't be to harsh with the dissidents

>>46291275
Wouldn't Sophia and Caela be better, since they're both not disfavoured by the public?

>>46291222
>"Don't be foolish. You're both coming back to the fortress. You'll be targets if you stay."

>>46291301
They probably are

>>46291222
>>46291300
Second that. Marigold can probably better emphasize with the commoners. Similar birth and all that. Also get Vanessa.

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>>46291386
>Marigold can probably better empathize with the commoners
>Marigold can probably better empathize
>Marigold
>empathize

>>46291222
>"Good idea. Remain vigilant, and report to me anything that happens."

>>46291455
Yeaaaaaaaaah.
I concur.

>>46291300
You can't teleport that many people this distance. Your spell is pretty tightly concentrated around you, so at most you'd be able to bring maybe ten of them.

>>46291455
Really?
Shen and Legion will kill indescrimatly, leaving the negotiation tomorrow rather complicated.
Vanessa, maybe? Don't want to endanger her.
Duncan?
Marigold is "one of the peasants". May be able to convince them, that The Dark Lord sees the interests of the common folk as well as those of the nobles, making what was said earlier something far far more then empty words.
And, if there still is violence, she has no quarrels to voice a robust answer.

>>46291535
Marigold is also a fucking psychopath.

>>46291520
dammit. then i change my vote from that>>46291300

to this>>46291222
>"No, Shen, Legion and I will stay. We have no qualms about meting out justice where it need be served."

>>46291275
You tell Caela and Sophia that staying will only endanger them, and that Shen and Legion will provide fair but firm punishment to any neer-do-wells in the night. They don't like it, but you are beyond talking it over, and prepare to depart after giving Legion and Shen instructions to only harm as necessary.

In that moment, as if rehearsed, the doors of the venue are broken down, and what looks to be near a hundred armed rioters begin entering the building, making a beeline for the nobles and guests trapped inside.

>Kill them
>Have Legion and Shen handle them while you retreat
>Disarm and disable them
>Other

>>46291818
>Kill them
We aren't liers, We said we would kill them.

>>46291818
>Disarm and disable them

>>46291818
>Disarm and disable them

>>46291818
>>Kill them

>>46291818
>>Kill them
"we warned you, now bear the consequences"

>>46291818
>Disarm and disable them

>>46291939
>>46291818

We warned them to disperse, but yeah kill em

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>>46291818
>Other
The nobles hate us, the mob hates the nobles. How about we compromise? We abolish and execute the nobility and replace them with a civic administration... one loyal to us, of course.

>>46292036
this is what happens tomorrow anon.

>>46291818
>Disarm and disable them
I will be merciful now, but you have earned punishment

>>46291939
As the eager equalists engage the frightened nobles with club and dagger, you order your men to kill all those who would spill blood in your city. Shen dashes in without a moment's hesitation, introducing knuckles, knees, and elbows to the skull of many a bloodthirsty brute. Legion, without a sword, must improvise. He selects a pair of wine bottles, smashing them into the head of the nearest ruffian, turning them into brutal stabbing and slashing implements, which he uses quite effectively to eviscerate opponents as they come at him.

Caela, armed for a duel prior to these sudden events, fires arrow after arrow into the sea of people, penetrating their throats and hearts with pinpoint precision. Sophia is shocked to be thrown back into the thick of battle, but after a very brief period of uncertainty, she finds a broom stowed nearby, tucked away behind a pillar, and stomps the end to remove the bristled head and create a stabbing point. With each powerful thrust, the impales and completely penetrates her victim, sometimes catching two or three with one heavy and painful blow.

One man manages to reach you in the scuffle. He brandishes a knife, but you pay him no mind, reaching out and clutching his head in your hand, squeezing it until he releases a muffled scream into your palm.

>Pop him
>Defenestrate him
>Break his neck
>Other

>>46292109
Hold him up and repeated that all those who disperse will not be killed. We will address their concerns tomorrow

>>46292109
>>Defenestrate him

>>46292109
>defenestrate him

>>46292109
>other
>burn him alive, let him be a warning to the others.

>>46292109
>defenstrate him

>>46292109
>Defenestrate him
I have no idea what this means, but it sounds pretty brutal.

>>46292109
>Defenestrate him
If he survives, offer him a position. We admire his courage as well as his hardiness.

>>46292109
>Defenestrate him
I'm not entirely sure what that means, so I'm curious.

>>46292204
Throw him out the window.

>>46292145
this

>>46292204
>>46292226

It means chuck him out a window while the window's still closed. Very showy.

>>46292109
thirding this
>>46292145

>>46292377

actually it just means to throw out a window in general, OR to remove someone from a position of power.

>>46292226
You turn to the side, and as if tossing a rag into a laundry hamper, you gingerly toss him out the open window. You can hear him scream as he falls, and you think you might even hear the splat.

Turning back to the room, your advisors have dispatched the attackers, and the building is being secured by those still alive and well. You remind Shen and Legion to stay vigilant, and summon Caela and Sophia to your side. Several of the nobles beg to accompany you, but you shoo them away like flies, and teleport home.

When you arrive, Vanessa is there to greet you, shocked to see Sophia splashed with fresh blood.

"Daddy, what happened?"

>"Nothing to worry about, normal business complications."
>"The peasants are revolting."
>Other

>>46292419
>"Oh the usual peasant revolt, Nothing to worry about."

>>46292419
>>"Nothing to worry about, the peasants are revolting. Normal business complications."

>>46292419
>"The peasants are revolting."
>"Nothing to worry about, normal business complications."

>>46292419
>"Nothing to worry about, normal business complications."

>>46292419
>>"Nothing to worry about, normal business complications."

>>46292419
>>"Nothing to worry about, normal business complications."

>>46292419
Voting this >>46292443

This honestly sounds evil.

>>46292419
>Other
"Vanessa, just in time! I'm preparing an impromptu soul feast! Just for my favorite daughter!"

>>46292419
>"Nothing to worry about, normal business complications."
make sure to allocate a slot for it in your timetable tomorrow.

(Op don't the nobles have their best men and everything that can fight with them?)

>>46292449
Vanessa still seems concerned, but she does not press the issue, instead helping you out of your charred jacket and walking Sophia and Caela to the bath as you instruct. You decide to retire to your private rub, an in ground, spring fed basin carved from smooth obsidian. You undress, step in, and let your stress melt away.

You recline in the steaming water for a while, toying with your evil squeaky duck, before reaching for a bottle of soap.

>Coconut
>Strawberry
>Elder Spice
>Medicated soap you're supposed to use but refuse to because it leaves you feeling slimy, but that you tell Vanessa you're using anyway so she won't nag

>>46292514
but the nobles are cowards of the finest caliber. they will always try to get out of the fight if possible

>>46292569
>>Medicated soap you're supposed to use but refuse to because it leaves you feeling slimy, but that you tell Vanessa you're using anyway so she won't nag

>>46292569
>Medicated soap you're supposed to use but refuse to because it leaves you feeling slimy, but that you tell Vanessa you're using anyway so she won't nag.

THIS IS NOT JUST PUT HERE.

>>46292569
>>Elder Spice

>>46292569
Medicated soap, evil cardiologist... we're getting old, aren't we?

>Medicated soap you're supposed to use but refuse to because it leaves you feeling slimy, but that you tell Vanessa you're using anyway so she won't nag
>Reminisce about the time you were younger and healthier, wonder how much time you have left to complete your conquest of the world

>>46292569
>>Medicated soap you're supposed to use but refuse to because it leaves you feeling slimy, but that you tell Vanessa you're using anyway so she won't nag

we're leading a rising empire now. also remember Ray and what happened to him because he didn't take care of himself enough.

>>46292598
Everyone knows that the best dark lords are the ancient ones

Status report. Forces, territories, everything. I need to reconnoiter while we bathe.

>>46292569
>Medicated soap you're supposed to use but refuse to because it leaves you feeling slimy, but that you tell Vanessa you're using anyway so she won't nag

>>46292569
>>Medicated soap you're supposed to use but refuse to because it leaves you feeling slimy, but that you tell Vanessa you're using anyway so she won't nag
maybe first and later
Coconut. For coconut is just right after a bloodbath, strawberry is too red to relax and elder spice is for grandpa.
Use the latter to get the former of (unless you need to have it on for it to be effective)

>>46292613
I thought Ray got magic cancer from snorting pure diamond dust or smething

>>46292598
>>46292664
how do you think ancient overlords get to that age? evil magicks aren't the only thing they do. proper care of themselvs also helps them a lot.

>>46292724
exactly. if he had gone to the doctor earlier he might have had better chances.

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>>46292591
You lather up a loofa with the slime soap and apply it, cringing as it coats your rippling abs and sick pecs. You soak a bit longer after scrubbing, until you begin to feel light-headed and your fingers wrinkle into prunes. When you step out, you towel off and throw on a bathrobe to let the goods air out before bed.

>Grab a glass of milk for smooth, supple skin
>Get some fresh air
>Head right to bed, do not pass go
>Other

>>46292889
>>Grab a glass of milk for smooth, supple skin

>>46292889
>Grab a glass of milk for smooth, supple skin

For the ladies of course, and to fuck with Duncan when he sees us.

>>46292889
>>Grab a glass of milk for smooth, supple skin

>>46292889
>Put a robe on and go tuck in our little terror

>>46292889
>Grab a glass of milk for smooth, supple skin
Gotta get a strong skeleton, in case we decide to become a lich some day.

>>46292889
>>Other
Have a chat with sophia an Caela

>>46292889
>>Grab a glass of milk for smooth, supple skin
that pic is great

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>>46292889
>Get some fresh air
Look up the ladies, engage in full mid-life crisis mode.

>"Oops, I got lost again? Well, since I'm here anyway I might as well GRAB *flex* some milk. *drop it* Don't worry, I'll get it *bend over, flexing your rock hard glutes*"

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>>46292933
So like pic related? I can dig it!

>>46292933
Supportin this

>>46292959
Come to think of it, we might need to use some sort of wax or oil to prevent rust on our helmet.

But of course we could let others do that, sitting relaxed in front of a small fire, sipping a good whiskey. having nice ladies gently waxing your helmet. Tell me, aint that what all evil overlords aspire towards?

>>46293020
That sounds really fucking great! How did no one come up with this earlier!!?

>>46293020
Silly anon, we have an Eldritch Anti-Rust rune ensorcelled onto the helmet. We've that that for over five decades now.

>>46292933
You saunter down to the kitchen for a glass of milk, whistling merrily as you go. You walk through the archway, clapping your hands to engage the magicked lamps, and head straight for the cold pantry. A box made of insulated stone and lined with Ever Ice Gems, it keeps leftovers and perishables nice and chilly even in the hottest climates. You reach in and grab hold of the milk bottle, then retreat and bump the door closed with a sassy hip check.

When you move to the cupboard for a glass, you notice something odd. You turn to the side and see a shadow in the dark corner of the breakfast nook. You snap your fingers, and the lamps hanging there come to life, revealing Sophia with a fork dangling from her mouth, and a slice of cheesecake set on a plate before her.

The silence to follow is awkward, interrupted when Sophia set her utensil down and clears her throat.

"I've had a stressful day."

>"Wash up when you're done."
>"You sure you need a slice that big?"
>"Milk?" (shake the bottle)
>Silence
>Other

>>46293093
ShutUpOverTheRealThingsIJustWantNiceLadiesToGiveOurHelmetAGentleRubbing *wink *wink*

>>46293175
>"Milk?" (shake the bottle)

IF WE ARE SASSY HIPS RIGHT NOW, WE ARE SASSY

>>46293175
>>"Milk?" (shake the bottle)
Helps me at night when I can't sleep IRL.

>>46293175
>"Milk?" (shake the bottle)
Maybe something stronger?

>>46293175
>"Milk?" (shake the bottle)

>>46293175
>Other
I see women really DO love getting fat after long term commitment.

>>46293175
>>"Milk?" (shake the bottle)
I'm just laughing over here.

>>46293175
>"Milk?" (shake the bottle)

Also take a seat and have a chat about what happened today

>>46293175
>Other
"Want some *flex* milk? I could even *exaggerated reach that shows off our musculature* get you some cookies to go with it? *Eat a single cooking with an overly flexing gesture, showing off our biceps* Just one won't hurt, right?"

>>46293175
>>"Milk?" (shake the bottle)

>>46293175
>>"Milk?" (shake the bottle)

>>46293253
You offer Sophia a glass, which she accepts. You pour two of them, stick the remaining milk back into the cold pantry, and cross the room to the breakfast nook. As you sit down across from Sophia, you slide her a glass, which she sips delicately.

"I'm sorry about what happened today. I never expected things to go that poorly. You must be furious."

>"I'm always furious. This is just a setback."
>"I don't blame you."
>"We must never assume the best of people. Assume the worst, and hope for the best."
>Other

>>46293449
>>"I'm always furious. This is just a setback."

>>46293449

>"We must never assume the best of people. Assume the worst, and hope for the best."

>Scream interally

>>46293449
>Other
"Poorly, are you kidding me? The masses hate the nobles and I'm the only thing standing between them and a violent revolt! They'll have to grovel before me now!"

>>46293449
>>"I don't blame you. You tought i could be seen in a good light today, but you know, stuff like this happens. Idiotic selfish nobles and furios townpeople are part of being an overlord."

>>46293449
>"We must never assume the best of people. Assume the worst, and hope for the best."
At least we have a plan of action now.
Toss out some nobles, take half their land, put the other half to the people, and set up a basic county council to do shit

>>46293449
>>"We must never assume the best of people. Assume the worst, and hope for the best."

>>46293449
>>"We must never assume the best of people. Assume the worst, and hope for the best."

I pretty much agree with >>46293506

But yeah, we ain't mad.

>>46293449
>>"We must never assume the best of people. Assume the worst, and hope for the best."

>>46293449
> Other
don't be sorry for things you have no influence over. Rather think what we can do now. Can we give concessions to the non-violent revolters. Should we, are they right with their accusations?
How will people and neighboring states react. What will happen here, when we give rights to the poor over there.

And how do you and Caela cope with that. (Gently wipe your "now soft and all improved" hand over her face)

>>46293449
>"We must never assume the best of people. Assume the worst, and hope for the best."

>>46293506
Sophia nods.

"I suppose you're right. Maybe I was just trying to see things the way Caela does, always looking on he bright side."

You take a swig of your milk, savoring the sweet taste for a moment on your tongue before letting it flow down your gullet. Sophia nurses her glass and scoops another bit of cheesecake into her mouth.

"Caela is taking it kind of hard to be honest. She had heard about dissent, but she thought reassurance was the best way. Now she's questioning her ability to lead. I had to remind her that we aren't governors. We're generals. Soldiers aren't the same as civilians. When you're at war, you need to rely one your comrades morning noon and night. At home, it's every man for himself."

>"Indeed. In some ways civilized life is more savage."
>"I don't see it that way."
>"It takes a strong will to lead men, if you cannot handle them at peace, it means they were never with you, only against the enemy."
>Other

>>46293671
>"It takes a strong will to lead men, if you cannot handle them at peace, it means they were never with you, only against the enemy."
It's the Overlordiest answer.

>>46293671
>"I don't see it that way."
I am somewhat upset, she did not report that.

But where is she, does she need someone to talk to, now?

>>46293671
>>It takes a strong will to lead men, if you cannot handle them at peace, it means they were never with you, only against the enemy.
Either way, we will placate the people with cake and simple things, parks out of the 50% sequested noble lands, turn the palaces into various public buildings, simple stuff.
give them a puppet council who support my continuing public works, and exclaim how our army building protects their rights and is the arm of the polis

>>46293671
>>"I don't see it that way."

>>46293671
>"It takes a strong will to lead men, if you cannot handle them at peace, it means they were never with you, only against the enemy."

Kinda brutal, but true.

>>46293671
>"It takes a strong will to lead men, if you cannot handle them at peace, it means they were never with you, only against the enemy."

>>46293671
>>"It takes a strong will to lead men, if you cannot handle them at peace, it means they were never with you, only against the enemy."
Though perhaps it is time to switch your positions around a bit. Caela stays here and you go back?

>>46293671
Voting this>>46293707

>>46293671
>>"Indeed. In some ways civilized life is more savage."

>>46293707
Sophia hums, talking another bite of her cheesecake. The two of you sit in relative silence for a while, until her plate is clean of crumbs and both glasses are empty save for the ring of liquid resting at the bottom. Sophia offers to bus the table, and carries the dishes to the sink to be washed later. Before heading to bed, she stops to wish you goodnight. You start to return the kindness, when you notice her eyes go a bit wide.

"Er, sorry, it's just that that robe almost makes it look like you're nude underneath, and it surprised me." She giggles, raising a hand to her forehead and trying to avert her eyes.

>"You're just tired. Get some rest."
>"I am nude. I'm allowed to be, it's my house."
>"Don't look away, embrace your urges."
>Other

>>46294000
>>"Don't look away, embrace your urges."

>>46294000
>>"Don't look away, embrace your urges."
But do not let them consume you.

>>46294000
>>"I am nude. I'm allowed to be, it's my house."
I just had a relaxing bath. And don't be so embarressed, we are both adults here. If you wish you could
>>embrace your urges

>>46294000
>>"I am nude. I'm allowed to be, it's my house."

>>46294000
>>"I am nude. I'm allowed to be, it's my house."
Smirk as we say it so she knows we're not ACTUALLY insulted, we're just being cheeky.

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>>46294000
>"Don't look away, embrace your urges."
Show off our gainz

>>46294000
Voting>>46294022

>>46294000
>>"Don't look away, embrace your urges."

>>46294000
>>"I am nude. I'm allowed to be, it's my house."

>>46294000
>>"I am nude. I'm allowed to be, it's my house."

>>46294000
>>46294031
this

>>46294000
>"Don't look away, embrace your urges."

So...we're gonna bang her? That's the intent?

>>46294184
Yes. It has been pretty much since we captured the two of them.

>>46294184
Vanessa wants a son, we need a strong mommy. Who else is going to give us an heir, Marigold?

Does anyone remember what happened the last time we tried to bang someone?

>>46294224
Best Girl was born?

>>46294212
Like mother like son? Oh shit. We should sterilize her.
Our Ex. Call her, Vanessa needs a baby brother, got some time?

>>46294224
Marigold is a fucking whore, Look at what she did. The Shield sisters are best sisters, They'll do lewd things.

>>46294184

apparently.

>>46294224
marigold went crazy because of some weird slime?

I just have an iffy feeling about it, is all. I'm not against it on principle, just we haven't had much luck yet. And it usually ends up biting us in the ass hard.

>>46294236
And get shit on all over again? Remember that we had to go through court to get our daughter back?

>>46294254
no because we ignored her, even after she offered.
Slime came later

>>46294000
>"I am nude. I'm allowed to be, it's my house."

>>46294305
but we didn't ignore her. we had a date and time planned, then the tournament happened and she went crazy.

>>46294364
i think she was jealous of sophia

>>46294022
Sophia stumbles, unsure of how to take this. You can almost see smoke billowing from her ears as she tries to assess the situation. You cross your legs sensually to make it even more difficult. Eventually though, she does muster her courage and right her train of thought.

"My dark lord, forgive me, I'm afraid I'm inexperienced when it comes to many social cues. A life on the battlefield will do that to you. But I'd be lying if I said I'd never considered you." She rubs her elbow, trying her best to maintain eye contact.

"I'm just going to say it. You're a man, I'm a woman, we can do this here or we can go back to the bedroom."

>"Let's get moving, I have an early morning tomorrow."
>"I'm afraid I don't follow."
>"No, thank you. I'm flattered, but really I just like seeing people squirm."
>Other

>>46294395
well, she did say that( if i remember correctly) that doesn't excuse her, though

>>46294445
>Let's get moving, I have an early morning tomorrow and little time to make you a woman.

>>46294445
>"Let's get moving, I have an early morning tomorrow."
HYPE

>>46294445
I can teach the inexperienced..........(blackscreen to next morning)

>>46294445
>"Let's get moving, I have an early morning tomorrow."

>>46294445
>>"I'm afraid I don't follow. Joking. Let's get moving, I have an early morning tomorrow."

>>46294445
>"No, thank you. I'm flattered, but really I just like seeing people squirm."

>>46294445
>>"I'm afraid I don't follow."
What do you mean? Do what here or in the bedroom? Play some boardgames? But let enough humor into our voice to let her know we be teasing a bit.

>>46294445
>Let's get moving, I have an early morning tomorrow and little time to make you a woman.

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>>46294445
>"No, thank you. I'm flattered, but really I just like seeing people squirm."
She's too pure, let's toy with her a little.
AWWW YEAH THE OLD MAN STILL GOT IT

>>46294481
LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

>>46294445
>lets get moving

>>46294445
>>"Let's get moving, I have an early morning tomorrow."

>>46294445
>"Let's get moving, I have an early morning tomorrow."
>>Other
Your bed or mine? Have a cheeky smile

>>46294532
TOO IMPREGENANT THE BUNSSSS

>>46294445
>>"Let's get moving, I have an early morning tomorrow."

>>46294445
>"Let's get moving, I have an early morning tomorrow."

>>46294445
>"Let's get moving, I have an early morning tomorrow."

>>46294522
>>46294445
pls this

Is it possible to use protection this time? Consider it if we don't want another kid

>>46294445
>"Let's get moving, I have an early morning tomorrow."

>>46294689
We're evil. Fuck condoms

>>46294714
Okay then. Magic abortions?

>>46294723
Or are we just going the "Don't Give A Fuck" route?

>>46294723
A Successor. We could make Sophia queen o Theon so it is a successor of both kingdoms. Unless Vanessa wants to be queen (is she immortal btw?)

>>46294482
You stand and approach Sophia, watching her face fill with blood. You perform the same maneuver that made Vanessa possible, reaching out and grabbing Sophia's waist, pulling her close to you so quickly she nearly falls over, relying on your arm for support.

>1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2OUsgqhlco
>2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqkwykA4iFw
>3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k
>4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h2V8CFtGZE

>>46294752
Seems legit. Evilhappyfuntime AHOY

>>46294762
>>4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h2V8CFtGZE [Embed]

>>46294762
Vanessa is far from immortal. In fact, on average, without any help from special magic like the stuff you got pumped full of, she'll probably only live to be about two hundred, though she'll retain her beauty as long as she continues to eat souls. It is very possible you might outlive her naturally

>>46294762
>3 FUCKING THREE, 3 RIGHT NOW.

Sweat baby sweat

GOOD TASTE OP.

>>46294723
eh, we can always go to the hanger store if we change our mind later.

>>46294762
3. Let's go.

>>46294762
>2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqkwykA4iFw

>>46294762
>>2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqkwykA4iFw [Embed]

>>46294784
we need to prolong her life, the saddest thing that can happen is a parent outliving their child

>>46294800
Brutal. I like it.

>>46294762
>other
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjlSiASsUIs

>>46294762
>

>>46294762
>4. [YouTube] Final Fantasy IV DS Music - Theme of Love (embed)

goddamnit, we could've teased her until she exploded and it would have been fucking great.

>>46294845
Lol on my phone at lunch break. I meant 3

>>46294762
>1

>>46294762
>1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2OUsgqhlco

>>46294824
better yet, everyone becomes a lich!

it will be intriguing to see a succubbus lich(lichubbus?) though.

>>46294874
changing my vote to 2

>>46294762
>>2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqkwykA4iFw [Embed]

>>46294762
>2

>>46294762
>1
Or
>2

I CAN'T VIEW #2 BUT I'D RATHER HAVE ANYTHING WIN OVER 3.

>>46294762
>4.
I prefer it to be at least a bit romantic.

>>46295023
WHAT WHY?

>>46294762
>4

>>46295040
>Romantic
>No teasing, just milk and bang
Pick 1

>>46295049
Because it's.. Pants-on-Head retarded.
:^)
:^)
:^)

>>46294790
The next morning, the square of the capitol is packed with citizens. There is more chanting, more shouting, and a few fist fights that must be broken up by the constabulary before you even take the stand at the center of the crowd, surrounded by your advisors and Hellraisers, who took a whopping hour to assemble all at once. When you do stand before the people, the din dies down, but not until you light your sword ablaze in a show of force does the mob silence. You begin the talks in short order.

Each group chooses a speaker to represent them and cast their vote, and though the nobles no doubt did their best to grease the cogs in their favor, the majority of speakers ask for a system where the guilds are free to decide on their own how things are run. They would have the government stay out of day to day affairs, with the authority to make broader decisions. The nobles would keep things as they are, where wealth and individual merit control the fate of the masses.

Alternatively, Vanessa whispers a third option into your ear as the speakers organize. She believes only your will should decide the nature of things, and therefore suggests deposing the noble class, but also forcing all to toil and work for a share of all goods and services to be evenly divided based on need, rather than effort. Those who do not contribute will simply be removed.

>Lean toward the people's proposal
>Lean toward the noble's proposal
>Lean toward Vanessa's proposal
>Other

>>46295116
A mix between 1 and 3, more towards 3.
>Lean toward Vanessa's proposal
We are the boss, but there will be tiers of government, and micromanaging guilds and the like, stopping monopolies and such
common sense shit would be when we would step in

>>46295116
>Lean toward Vanessa's proposal

>>46295116
>Other
Before making a decision all parties must swear to abide said decision for one year and we will have this gathering again to hear each other how things went, what the problems are etc. (Though BEG might be absent and sent a lieutenant for that)
Furthermore all have to abstain from violence

>>46295116
>>46295154
this.

anon, you spoke what was on my mind

>>46295166
we can make them do this at the end of the meeting.

>>46295116

I'm supporting this
>>46295154

And goddammit Questman, why'd you go for #3. Q_Q

>>46295116
Voting >>46295154

>>46295116
Voting >>46295154

>>46295116
yeah. you have my vote

>>46295154
I like this. Let them rule ourselves, but we reserve the right to overrule them at any moment.

>>46295170
>>46295204
>>46295205
>>46295254
fuck me this support is a surprise
well, if you get what I mean, could someone type it a bit more sensical than me?
i feel like im rambling a bit
basically, we are the godhead, the boss, the last stop, alpha and omega of the government
underneath us is guilds and the like, we stop them controlling shit, underneath them is basic government, which would resemble a communist state in ways, less obviously corrupt, since we are an honest evil dictator
good justice system, death penelty/hard labor for dissidents/murderers/kiddie fiddlers
good social projects/army
remove the noble class, take half their wealth for ourselves, give the rest to the people/projects of the country etc

>>46295328
This, this a thousand times
We will be the best evil overlord

>>46295328
We could finally afford actual dental for our evil dental plans.

Good god, I'm way too impatient for this shit. POST FASTER QUESTMAN

>>46295420
Don't be a spoiled shit, Relax.

>>46295420
One cannot simply rush patience.
That's not how it works
that's not how anything works

Isn't Vanessa's suggestion basically Communism?

... we're not THAT evil, right?

>>46295328
There is, of course, loud and clear dissent, but you tell them your decision is final, and anyone who wants out is free to find escape at the end of a spear.

Some cheer, some throw stones, but by sunset the square is clear, and changes are underway. Shen and Legion had to step in more than once, but a good split skull does wonders to dissuade rabblerousers.

You leave Marigold and the Hellraisers in the city to make sure peace is kept while the reforms take effect, and return home with the rest of your allies in tow. When you arrive, everyone splits off to mind their own business, save for Vanessa, who has been hovering around you since breakfast, albeit subtly. Now, with the foyer cleared, and the two of you alone, you feel her eyes burning a hole in your head.

>"Vanessa, I'd like to be alone for just a minute if it's alright."
>"Is something bothering you, sweetheart?"
>"I'm proud of you for restraining yourself, but you're starting to worry me."
>Other

>>46295420
Sorry, daughter is doing the egg hunt, had to supervise her for a minute

>>46295524
you are right. we are WAY MORE EVIL

>>46295532
>"Is something bothering you, sweetheart?"

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>>46295487

>>46295532
>>"I'm proud of you for restraining yourself, but you're starting to worry me."

>>46295532
>"Is something bothering you, sweetheart?"

>>46295532
>>"I'm proud of you for restraining yourself, but you're starting to worry me."

Also hug her. And tell her about our steps towards a baby brother

>>46295532
>"Is something bothering you, sweetheart?"
>"I'm proud of you for restraining yourself, but you're starting to worry me."

And its fine OP. We understand, that your a human thing with human needs. No need to explain, after all this is a gift to us.

>>46295532
>>"I'm proud of you for restraining yourself, but you're starting to worry me."

>>46295561
I hadn't seen that version of Gorilla Warfare yet. Noice.

>>46295532
>"Is something bothering you, sweetheart?"

>>46295532
It's fine OP, ignore me and resume the quest
>"Is something bothering you, sweetheart?"

>>46295532
>Is something bothering you, sweetheart?"
Hey if you need to spend time with the offspring then we can be patient.

>>46295583
>And its fine OP. We understand, that your a human thing with human needs. No need to explain, after all this is a gift to us.
second that. also spend some time with your daughter today. You deserve it. Precious time with precious daughter.

we will wait .You saw it yesterday, more than one hour did we wait for you. we can do so again

>>46295617
"Daddy, you smell," she says, taking a sudden step closer.

"You smell good. Like, something sweet, but also savory. It's weird." She sniffs at the air around you. "I like it. Is is new cologne?" She reaches her arms around you for a hug, burying her face in your chest.

"I love it. I don't want to stop smelling this. What have you been doing?"

>"Eh, you know, just my normal workout."
>"I used that medicated soap."
>"I plowed Sophia into next week."
>Other

>>46295677
>>"I used that medicated soap."
I still feel slimy.

>>46295677
>"I used that medicated soap."

>>46295677
>"I used that medicated soap."
Well, we're not lying to her

>>46295677
>"I used that medicated soap."

Lol number 3. We can't let her know this is what plowing smells like. She'll become weird.

>>46295677
>>"I used that medicated soap."

guys, we need to teach her about sex and what it means to a succubbus.

>>46295677
>>"I used that medicated soap."

>>46295677
>"I used that medicated soap."

Also, THIS.
>>46295740

>>46295677
>>"I used that medicated soap."
Also, sweety, we need to have a talk later. In my study.

Has our daughter seriously not had the talk yet?

>>46295792
Noooooooooooooooooo.....


>Captcha is grass

>>46295792
it impresses me because she went trough university and she didn't learnt it then.

>>46295706
>>46295720
>>46295732
>>46295738
>>46295740
>>46295762
>>46295766
For some reason it's so damn funny how everyone is on the same page on this.
Like seriously, for everything else the opinions are divided but not here...

>>46295826
She thought Uncle ray has put a spell on her, read the archive
It was super-effective

>>46295740
we need to give her the talk and do it before her mother shows under the guise of teaching her to be a real succubus

>>46295851
i don't mean going trough sex, but knowing about it and what it does to her

>>46295774
You tell her it's probably just the soap you've been using. She seems convinced, but you ask her to meet you later in your office for a talk. She agrees, and skips off to change out of her work clothes, which usually entails morphing nude for a while to bathe, then morphing into pajama pants.

You wait for her patiently, and greet her warmly when she enters the office with wet hair and a soft brush, kicking the door shut with her slippered foot before settling down on the edge of your desk to brush out her raven hair.

"I'm glad you wanted to talk, Daddy. It's been lonely with all the stuff that's going on, and I know you want me to be less dependent on you, but it's not always easy. Hey, do you think you can tuck me in tonight, like when I was little? I know it's silly, but I think it would be nice if the last thing I see tonight is you beside me."

>"Sure thing, honey."
>"I called you here for something serious, darling."
>"That would be one step forward and two steps back, I'm afraid."
>Other

>>46295936
>>"I called you here for something serious, darling."

>>46295936
>>"I called you here for something serious, darling."

>>46295936

>"Sure thing, honey."
>"I called you here for something serious, darling."

>>46295936
>"Sure thing, honey."
Why not? If it helps her act professional in public.

>>46295936
>"I called you here for something serious, darling."

>>46295936
>>"Sure thing, honey."

>>46295936
>>"I called you here for something serious, darling."
i pray that we aren't fucking it up and creating a marigold level problem

>>46295962
You tell Marigold that your reason for summoning her is more serious than she'd like. She stops brushing out her hair, and her smile fades into a nervous glance. You take a deep breath.

>"There may come a time when you feel urges..."
>"I'm going to approach this clinically. You have a vagina, and that's okay."
>"Don't have sex. Ever. If you do, I won't love you anymore."
>Other

>>46296144
>"There may come a time when you feel urges..."

>>46296144
MARIGOLD
WHAT

>>46296144
Isn't tha Vanessa?

im going to choose this one only because it makes me laugh
>"I'm going to approach this clinically. You have a vagina, and that's okay."

>>46296144
>Marigold
That's what I get for dividing my attention between writing and checking eggs for anthrax and C4

>>46296144
MARIGOLD? HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IN HERE?

>>46296144
>>"There may come a time when you feel urges..."
Mandatory calling op for making an error snarky comment


>You tell Marigold that your reason for summoning her

Vanessa

>>46296191
... thinking about it it also makes sense with marigold, her being virgin and whatnot

>>46296198
>checking eggs for anthrax and C4
...are you in the CIA?

>>46296144
>"Don't have sex. Ever. If you do, I won't love you anymore."
>Marigold GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.

>>46296198
Best fuck up I've seen. GG

>>46296144
>I'm going to approach this clinically. You have a vagina, and that's okay."

>>46296144
>Other
What do you know about sex? I want to make sure not to tell you anything you don't already know...

>"Don't have sex. Ever. If you do, I won't love you anymore."
Sadly enough, this would probably work. In the sense that she would clench up so hard down there she could break our armor.

>>46296257
Supporting this

>>46296257
I am also supporting this.

>>46296257
Vanessa, your daughter, fruit of your loins and several bottles of vodka, tilts her head to one side in concern.

"Of course, daddy, I'm a girl. And boys have a penis. I took anatomy in high school." You wave your hand, and come at it again. You tell her you want to discuss the way sex works, seriously this time, without tricks or subterfuge.

"Oh, I see. Well, Caitlyn did show me some of her naughty books the other day. I guess there's some stuff I don't understand."

>"Go on then, I'll do my best to fill the blanks."
>"Naughty books?"
>"All I want is to make sure you understand how to be safe, and not to let people pressure you."
>Other

>>46296344
>"All I want is to make sure you understand how to be safe, and not to let people pressure you."

Isn't she the one who pressures people BTW?

>>46296344
>"Go on then, I'll do my best to fill the blanks."
Make a mental note to punish Caitlyn for corrupting our little girl.

>>46296344
>>"Naughty books?"
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????WHAT ELSE DID YOU DO

>>46296344
>>"Go on then, I'll do my best to fill the blanks."
this is when we learn Caitlyn has some pretty extrem fetishes

>>46296344
>"Go on then, I'll do my best to fill the blanks."
>"Naughty books?"

>>46296344
>>"Naughty books?"
SUMMON CAITLYN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>46296400
Let me guess- Temperature play.

>>46296344
>>"Go on then, I'll do my best to fill the blanks"

>>46296344
>"Go on then, I'll do my best to fill the blanks."

>>46296344
>>46296401
This

After this, get caitlyn in here, she's got some 'splainin to do

>>46296445
Vanessa hops down from the desk and walks around to sit in your lap, continuing her hair care ritual as she goes over some mental notes.

"Well, the comic book Caitlyn showed me said that when a boy and a girl do sex, the girl is supposed to let the boy do whatever, but that seems silly to me. I think the girl should be in control. That just makes sense. Also, why are people always going somewhere? Where are you supposed to go? It looks like they just stay in the same place the whole time. And why do they always sit around and talk after, that seems so boring. Oh, and does the baby start growing in your tummy right away? What do you use to clean up the mess? Do you have to be drunk, or is that just so you can't taste? Do all boys get sweaty? How many times can you use a boy before you have to change him? Do you have to pretend to like it even when you don't? Is it better to have your horns out? Is it rude to eat a boys soul before he finishes? Can you use the same boy more than one time, or is that clingy? How do you tell someone you want to do sex on them? Why is it called missionary? If you use your butt, are you still a virgin? Is it polite to share with your friends if you find someone good?"

You start to feel light-headed and twitchy, but you do your best to endure for as long as you can.

>Address them one by one
>Just hit the important bits
>Forget it, talk over
>Other

>>46296655
>Address them one by one
we got all night, plus we did lie to her at the start. price to pay

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>>46296655

>Address them one by one

WE SHALL DO THIS PROPERLY

Maskhat engaged!

>>46296655
>>Address them one by one
oooh boy. also, summon something to drink and or eat. this will take some time.

>>46296655
>Address them one by one
We're a dutiful parent, we will teach her everything.

>I think the girl should be in control
L-lewd. We should marry her off to a deserving, timid husband that won't abuse her and enjoys being on the bottom.

>>46296655
>Just hit the important bits

>>46296655
>Address them one by one

>>46296655
>Just hit the important bits
>How do you tell someone you want to do sex on them?
You ask daddy for advice, everyone is different

> Is it better to have your horns out?
Definitly
> Is it rude to eat a boys soul before he finishes?
Its rude not to do that.

>>46296727
This. We got some work ahead of us.

>>46296727
You go down the list with Vanessa, from the mundane to the mythical, until she seems satisfied with the knowledge she has gained. By the time you wrap up, midnight has come and gone, and she is dreadfully sleepy. She wipes her eyes and yawns, resting her head on your chest.

"I think that's all, daddy. But I don't want to do sex anyway. It's gross. Boys are dumb. And I don't do crunches so my tummy will get big and round like a melon." She peers up at you, touching a finger to your nose as she smiles through heavy eyelids.

"Besides, compared to my daddy, boys are all weak, pathetic, feeble minded peons who might as well be ants, or paper dolls. I mean, I'm not trying to brag, but I'm pretty much the sequel to perfection."

>"All this is true."
>"You might change your tune one day, sweetie."
>"Well you're free to think what you like. So long as you're happy."
>Other

>>46296877
>"You might change your tune one day, sweetie."

>>46296877
>"All this is true."
but
>"You might change your tune one day, sweetie."

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>>46296877
>"You might change your tune one day, sweetie."
This is seriously getting creepy. We need to find an eligible husband for our daughter before she goes on an incestuous rampage.

>>46296877
>>"You might change your tune one day, sweetie."

>>46296877
>>46296901
this.

>>46296911
what can she do to us? we're her father. and she already said that sex for her is gross.

>>46296877
Voting this >>46296901

>>46296911
She won't. We'll kill her before letting that one anon get his incest

>>46296877
>You might change your tune one day, sweetie. And if you are not fond of boys perhaps a girl will do?

>>46296877
>>"All this is true."
Definitly

we should also have a chat with sophia about last night,and the results from today. Probably about Caela too, she might need somebody

>>46296877
>>46296901
this

>>46296911
You tell Vanessa that she thinks this way now, but may not when she meets the right entity. She shrugs.

"Maybe, but right now I'm happy helping you, and being with everyone here." She shuts her eyes and sighs. "I'm too tired to get up. You have to carry me to bed and tuck me in."

You try to shake her off, but she clings like a tick, and eventually you give in and carry out of your office and up to her bedroom, where you plop her down onto the queen sized mattress and pull the covers over her before hugging her goodnight. She blows you a kiss as you leave the room, and you catch it, stuffing it in your back pocket for later.

You head down to your own room, exhausted and ready for a good night's rest. However, when you arrive, you are confronted by Sophia, who stands awkwardly a few feet away from the door, twiddling her thumbs as you enter.

"I uh, was trying to sleep, but my bed is pretty creaky." You stare at her in complete silence, waiting for her to get to the point.

"Er, what I mean is... maybe we could make this bed creaky too?" She takes a step back, and pats the covers of your bed, smirking.

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>>46297085
Gonna wrap here for this week. This was a fun one, and I'm so delighted to have what I think is our biggest turnout of active participants yet! Thanks to every single person who came to see the thread today, and I hope you come back Friday for more!

Be sure to check the twitter and vote for us in the archive. I hope you all had some fun!

>>46297085
Hahaha.She a cute. She really a cute.

>>46297135
Thanks for the run boss!

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>>46297085
>Pure, inexperienced paladin trying to hit on you with horrible one-liners she barely has any faith in herself
This is my fetish

>>46297135
Thanks for running OP. I always have fun with these threads.

>>46297135
well have a good week OP, and a good rest of the Easter!

She is best Shield sister.

>>46297135
Definitly
We really need to tie the loose ends up (Kyle, Caela, that knight hero...) but yeah

>>46297135
10/10 run as usual, Questman
Thanks fer runnin'.