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"*huff* *huff* It's... *huff* okay, I've got them!"

"Thanks for carrying my luggage, Pete. I guess you're not such a bad boyfriend for my little sister after all."

"I'm not...*huff*...*cough*"

Pete turns red in the face, and I can't tell if it's just because of the exertion. Either way, I'd be lying to myself if I didn't think it was a little cute.

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"Well, sis, I guess this is goodbye," Nancy says as she wraps her arms around me and gives me a squeeze that makes me wince. "Sorry, forgot about the... well, listen, stay out of trouble."

"No problem," I say, and manage a smile.

"Do you really think Pete is the White Knight?" she whispers as he struggles with the suitcases.

"I don't know... not as much as I used t-"

HOOOOONK

"Hey lady, gedda move on!"

"That's my cue. Take care, huh?"

"You too."

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The cabbie pulls a fast U-turn and floors it for the airport. In the dirty window I can see Nancy waving back at me, and I keep it up until she's swallowed up by traffic.

"Uh, so, um... I, uh..."

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A block later he finally gets it out.

"I thought since you liked the flowers I got you, you might, um... there's an exhibit at the botanical garden later today, and, um... it's a rare flower that only blooms once a century, and, uh... since you said you had the day off I went over there this morning and bought a pair of tickets, so I thought maybe if you didn't have any plans-"

"A flower? That sounds-"

"PETE!"

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"PETE!"

"I think somebody's calling your name."

"Uh, no- ha-ha! That must be somebody else-"

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"Pete Salciccia!"

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"Oh, uh... h-hey, Butch! Ha-ha, I didn't-"

"Yeah, whatever, Petey. Say, who's this?"

"Oh, um, this, uh, this is-"

"Hey, beautiful, I'm Butch Cooper. I must be dreaming, because nobody as hot as you would be hanging around with this loser."

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>>46579389
The look of utter regret on his face is just perfect.

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"Listen, babe, here's one of our flyers. My phone number's written on it. I only give it out to good-lookin' babes like you. Say, what are you doin' in three hours? I got some finger-lickin' you can do, and maybe some c-"

"Ha-ha-well-we-should-be-going!"

"Not so fast, Peterino. Me and the lady haven't gotten acquainted enough yet. So whaddya say, hot stuff?"

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>>46579389
>>46579472
That chicken suit is awesome.

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>46579569
Decline him

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>46579569
>Dump it in the trash.
And nothing of value was lost.

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"Get lost, Chicken Little."

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"Come on, Pete. Let's get out of the sun for a minute. Why are you wearing a leather jacket, anyway?"

"Well, uh, you seem to like long-sleeve shirts, and, uh, I didn't want you to feel like you looked out of place, I mean, uh-"

"Hey! What, you think because I'm in a chicken suit I ain't no good? I dropped outta Yale!"

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"Listen, babe, maybe we got off on the wrong foot! How's about I show you what a wimp this clown is, and then I can ditch out and we can go for a roll in the hay?"

"Hey, get your hand off her!"

"Make me."

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>>46579483
(Could you please delete that image in case I need it later on at the end of the thread)

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>46579921
Make some chicken pun telling him to piss off.

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>46579921
It's time for Pete to crush some eggs.

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>46579921
it's time to pluck some feathers!

Rolled 5 (1d12)

Kick him across the road.

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

dice+1d12

Scream, for the horror has just begun

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>46580311
-cough-

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"I thought I told you to get lost!"

"Oof-!"

"Pete!"

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"Forget about him, beautiful," he says as he wraps a wing around me. Feathers dig into my back and I can smell his cheap aftershave. "How about we go back to my place?"

"You know what my favorite part of a rooster is?"

"What's that, doll?"

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"The wing."

KRRRLK

"YAAAAAAGH!"

"Holy-!"

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"AAAAAAH! YOU BROKE MY FREAKIN' ARM!"

"Come on, Pete, let's go."

"Is he... did you-"

"It's just dislocated. He'll be fine."

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Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>46580682
The botanic gardens sound nice.

>>46580620
God I love Lego Quest. You rock bro.

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>46580682
Go to the local subway (the train type not the sandwich type)

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"Wait, um, uh, how... how did you, ha-ha, you just-"

"Pete-"

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"I'm really looking forward to going to the botanical garden with you."

"Uh, um, uh, ha-ha, I mean- you are?"

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"Come on, let's get something cold to drink. We've still got a little while before the show, right?"

"Uh, um, yeah- I mean, sure!"

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"What do you like? My treat."

"Oh, uh, I can't let you- I mean, uh-"

"Come on, you bought me dinner the other night."

"Uh, um, well, you know, I didn't actually pay for that, because-"

"I'm going to get a Sky Cola."

"That's my favorite drink!"

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"Is it really what you wanted, or are you just saying that?"

"Ha-ha, I mean, no! I mean, I promise, I like it! It's my favorite-"

"HURRY UP, ASSHOLE!"

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"The big bills, not the change! In the bag, let's go!"

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Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>46581481
Throw a bottle in his head.

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>46581481
Politely leave and go to the juice shack (or whatever) across the street

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>46581481
throw the soda at his head, maybe it'll knock him out

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"What are you doing?!" Pete stage-whispers at me as I grip the freezing-cold metal can.

"We need to stop him."

"Wait, we should call the p-"

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TUNK

"Aaagh! What the hell-?"

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"You wanna be a hero?" he yells as he aims the pistol at me. "All the heroes are dead, stupid!"

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Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>46581831
Dodgeroll. Then kick him or something.

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>46581831
Tell the robber "I know you are, but what am I"?

>>46581874
>>46581875
Well then.

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I fling myself into a spin as he squeezes the trigger, and the explosion is deafening inside the building, but my nerves fire to life and adrenaline floods me as I hit the ground and realize he missed me completely-

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- when my hearing comes back enough to register the click as he chambers another round.

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"Pretty nice move... but I've got five more bullets. What you got?"

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"Him."

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"Huh-?"

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"Sorry about this!"

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KONK

"Unngh-!"

>Lego Quest will never make a stop motion LEGO film

fug me

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"Are you okay?"

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"Hello, police?"

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Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>46582893
We still got to get to the botanic gardens.

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>46582893
Leave before police arrived, we have no time for this shit.

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>46582893
Head straight to the subway since the gardens are the next town over

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"Thanks for saving me-"

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"- hero."

"Mmmph!"

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"Come on, if we hurry we can catch the subway to Harrisonville!"

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>>46582712
Not for honor, but for you, Lego Quest.

>>46583310
this is lovely

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"So, Pete..."

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"How do you know that Butch guy, anyway? He doesn't seem like the kind of person you'd hang out with."

"Oh, uh, well, uh, um, ha-ha-, uh-"

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"-This is our stop!"

>>46583455
This subway car is the cleanest one i've ever seen. Only half a piss stain, amazing.

>>46583533
>Only half a piss stain, amazing.
How do you have 'half' a piss stain? Isn't it either a piss stain or not?

>>46583601
Next you'll be telling me that if you cleaned up half that stain it wouldn't be a quarter of a piss stain, get an education you fucking retard

>>46583653
I mean, did he stop halfway through or something? How can you tell?

>>46583674
https://www.google.com/search?q=what+legally+defines+a+piss+stain&oq=what+legally+defines+a+piss+stain&aqs=chrome..69i57.10846j0j1&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

>>46583674
If you calculate the area using the Pshkikov stain coeffiecent it's only amounts to about 0.4882. I did rush the equation a bit though so it might be not the most accurate result.

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"This must be the place. More people than I expected."

"Here's your ticket!"

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"Welcome to the Oakley Botanical Garden, home of the Centennial Daffodil, please have your ticket ready... Welcome to the Oakley Botanical Garden, home of the Centennial Daffodil, please have your ticket ready... Welcome to the Oakley Botanical Garden, home of the Centennial Daffodil, please have your ticket ready..."

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"Do you know that bee too?"

"No! I mean, um... ha-ha, why would I?"

>>46583904
I don't know how I feel about how this story is going, it's giving me anxiety

>>46583924
Pete, you are not allowed to vote for yourself.

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"Hello, everyone. Now that I've collected all your tickets, we can begin our presentation."

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"I'm Laura Peckingham, chief arborist for the Oakley Botanical Garden. Thank you for your generous contribution to this historical site. Before we begin the tour, I'd like to say a few words about our founder. Mr. Wilber Wilcox founded the Oakley Botanical Garden more than a hundred and fifty years ago to honor the memory of his fourth wife. Mr. Wilcox believed in three core values..."

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"You didn't tell me there was a presentation too."

>Sneak off
>Stay for the presentation
>Something else

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Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>46584072
Listen the Core Values, it might be useful for solving next puzzle.
Everything else is just a flavor, probably.

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>46584072
Sneak off and break into the park office

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>46584072
Listen

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"...integrity, honor, and attention to detail. It was on those principles that he founded this park, purchasing more than one hundred and sixty acres specifically for the cultivation and display of the Centennial Daffodil. Sadly, Mr. Wilcox did not live to see his wife's memorial bloom, having succumbed to a snakebite while prospecting. However, his core values lived on, and the Oakley Botanical Garden has become the most well-renowned botanical display in the country."

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"With that said, we hope you enjoy the full tour, and of course the blooming of the Centennial Daffodil. If you will proceed up the walk, you will come to the main conservatory."

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"Thank you for coming to the Oakley Botanical Garden, please enjoy your visit... Thank you for coming to the Oakley Botanical Garden, please enjoy your visit... Thank you for coming to the Oakley Botanical Garden, please enjoy your visit..."

"Hey, Pete-"

"Um, yeah?"

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"I'm having a nice time out with you."

>>46584360
How do you choose answers? It doesn't seem to be the highest or lowest number, is it the number closest to 5? Or do you just pick whatever works best for what you have out?

>>46584348
L-l-lewd

>>46584394
This is what L in LEGO stands for.

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That's it for tonight, but I'll be back after an unhealthily-short period of unconsciousness and we can keep going!

I hope everybody's having fun so far!

>>46584387
I try to use the first roll whenever I can, but if I can work in more rolls I do that as well. Like, if, say, someone rolls a 1 and then the next roll is a 12, it would start out very bad but then turn out very good.

I am excited to see what happens next

>>46584360
Thanks for running, LQ!

>>46584408
Thanks for the game LQ, see you tommorow.

>>46584408
Thanks for running!

>>46584348
BLUE BOARD!

Damn, I missed a LQ! At least it's still bumpable.

Okay, I'm back awake, so I just need to take care of some stuff but we should be starting by 1300 4chan time.

What set is the chicken suit from?

>>46589448
there was a recent easter event that released it in a coop/outhouse but it was originally in series 9 of the collectable figs.

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"Hello, everybody! Thanks for coming down here today, my name is Hank Fields, and I'm the head horticulturalist here at the Oakley Botanical Garden. May I present to you..."

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"...the Centennial Daffodil!"

"Oooh!"

"Wow!"

"Look at that!"

"We're going to close the blinds so you can all see exactly what makes the Centennial Daffodil so special. Laura?"

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"Ooooh!"

"Would you look at that!"

"I've never seen anything like it!"

"What you're seeing is the Centennial Daffodil signalling that it's about to bloom. In the wild, whatever may have benefited from the plant is unknown, because this is the last known specimen in existence. Why, when one considers all the possibilities we can learn from this beauty, it boggles the mind! For instance, did you know that its sap is believed to have-"

"Longevity-enhancing properties."

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"Why... that's right! You must have read our brochure in the visitor center-"

"And that's not all."

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"The nectar contains a powerful concentrated form of the growth stimulant that causes the plant to achieve its immense size, the leaves can be ground into a pulp that will heal any burns, the bioluminescent organelles are not found anywhere else in nature, the petals are rumored to bestow precognitive abilities on anyone consuming them, and its pollen can be manufactured into a mind control agent."

That voice... I've heard it before somewhere! But where?

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Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>46590362
ITS ROBOCOP

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I know if from somewhere... my night job. Was it that night in the alley-?

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"And I'm taking it home with me! Everybody, hands in the air, or I'm turning you all into dandelions!"

"Aaaaaah!"

"Yeeeee!"

Oh no... Chlorophilia!

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"Don't get any big ideas, mister!"

"Aaah! I wasn't!"

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"And now you dumb idiots are really going to see something! You thought this flower was impressive?"

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"Here's a real show!"

"Aaaaaah!"

"Yaaaaah!"

"Look out!"

The daffodil erupts from the ground, drawing power from somewhere and moving under its own weight, towering into the air on its roots and lighting up the room like a sun. Someone is struck by a flying railing knocked away by a veiny tendril and Chlorophilia laughs.

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"Out of my way, idiots!"

A vine with a club the size of my ribcage swings around the room, driving into the crowd with a staccato of meaty thuds, straight at us!

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Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>46591143
Tackle the gun out of her hands!

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>46591143
Pete showcases his first class green thumb and tames the ferocious flower with a bag of fertilizer.

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>46591143
Make like House of Pain and JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!

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Chlorophilia isn't expecting a challenge, and when I throw myself into the air at her the daffodil reacts as well, rearing backward mimicking her!

"No!"

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A vine as wide around as my leg slams down on either side of me, but she's distracted or maybe her control over the daffodil isn't as complete as she'd like, but momentum carries me beyond their reach with the gun in hand!

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KLUNG

A piece of railing slams into the wall next to me hard enough to make me flinch.

"Call it off or I hit you with this," I tell her, raising her gun. A chamber of fluid roils inside, sticking to the surface of the glass. It must weight ten pounds.

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"That gun won't work on me, dummy," Clorophilia laughs, and behind her the tendrils writhe and ready to splatter me into paste-

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"I'll save you!"

Pete-?

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PAFF

Pete lobs the bag underhand and it explodes in a cloud of white dust as it impacts against the stalk of the Centennial Daffodil, and Chlorophilia shrieks in rage and pain but something vibrates in my bones at a frequency I can barely register and I realize the plant itself is somehow groaning in pain.

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Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>46592295
Damn I have to go. Call her bluff if we get the opportunity.

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"You stupid idiot! I'm going to kill you for that! I'm going to make the Centennial Daffodil tear your arms and legs off, and then I'm going to turn them into plants and make them strangle y-"

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"Call it off. Now."

"I already told you, that won't work on me! It only works on hu-"

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"I know what you said. But see, I'm kind of a gun nut. I modified your weapon. When I pull this trigger, it'll deliver a single chunk of metal directly out the barrel at high velocity. The gun will be useless after that, but so will you. See, I figure you might be some kind of weird plant freak, but your brain is probably still vulnerable. I pull this trigger and your skull gets turned into cole slaw."

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"No! Not my brain! That's the most important part of me! Get away! Leave me alone!"

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"Say goodnight."

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"No, wait! Okay, you win! You win, alright? I'll call it off, I'll leave you alone, just-"

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Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>46593087

Knock her out by hitting her in the head!

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>46593087
shoot! no remorse!

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Hell with this. I'll let the police handle her.

KLONK

"Uungh-!"

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Turns out that she wasn't keeping it moving.

She was just controlling it.

The Centennial Daffodil lashes out a tendril that puts a hole in the wall, and I think about what the horticulturalist said. This thing is the last one on the planet. Now I see why.

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Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>46593700

Find Pete and flee.

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>46593700
Operate tactically with horticulturalist to subdue the prized, nearly extinct daffodil without causing it harm.

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"I'll save you!"

"No, Pete! Look out for that-"

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"-vine!"

"Yaaaaaah!"

"Pete!"

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This time, I think I'll just refrain from rolling.

Yeah. That seems smart.

Maybe we should have Pete try to break free by slipping off his pants?

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>46594113
do what this guy said

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"Pete! Unbuckle your pants!"

"What?!"

"Just do it!"

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"Okay, if you say so!"

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"Unnnnngh... what...?"

>>46594408
Its making a damn emoticon face.
ㅅ_ㅅ

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"Now what?"

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Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>46594791
knock her out again!

>>46594408
Stop wasting image slots

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A tendril still caked in dirt wraps around Chlorophilia's hand like a lover and gently pulls her to her feet, and her eyes shine like green glass in the light of the daffodil.

"You!"

"Back off, or I'll shoot-"

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"We've already heard that! Get her!"

The daffodil roars and flings Pete to the corner as all its roots converge, thrusting out at me hard enough to crack the floor!

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Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>46595135

Roll out of the way!

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>46595135
lucky shot?

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>46595135
Get stabbed in the shoulder. AGAIN.

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>46595135
Dodge the roots and make them hit Chlorophilia.

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The shock wave knocks me off my feet and a vine wraps around my waist, dragging me off my feet and squeezing me so hard it drives the wind out of me. I gasp for air but a rough tendril wraps around my throat, my face, clenching until I can't take it anymore and start to black out.

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"I bet you thought you were pretty clever," Clorophilia says as the vines lower me down to her eye level. It holds me there a long moment while my vision blurs before the root strangling my throat goes slack enough for me to suck in a burning gasp of air.

"For a little while, anyway," I cough, and the vines tighten around my waist again.

>>46595758
When do we get to meet Chlorophillia's creepy uncle Chlorophile?

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Chlorophilia picks up what's left of her weapon and presses the barrel against my throbbing temple.

"What was that you were saying about shooting me in the head?"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>46595925
sudden intervention from the white knight?

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>46595925
Flirt with her

>>46595961
also this

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"Your boyfriend isn't here to save you this time," she whispers, leaning in close.

"He's not my-" I start to say, and realize she's not talking about the White Knight. She doesn't know this is the second time we've been in this situation together. "He'll stop you."

"He's not doing anything right now," she says, turning away fro me as the vines start to tighten again.

"Wait!" I manage to choke out-

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"You're... so... pretty... I...think... *gak!* I.... I'm in... love!"

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"You're just saying that because I'm going to kill you."

"No, I-" It's all I can get out before the vine around my throat cuts me off.

"I'm going home. I'll take you with me as one of those, whaddya call 'em, hostages. Don't worry, I'll kill you as soon as we get there! First I need to dismember your boyfriend for hurting my precious new pet!"

"Wait!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>46596299
Attack by projectile vomiting!

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>46596299

Pete saves the day with a stealth tackle to take Chlorophilia hostage!

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>46596299
Projectile vomit while head butting chloro

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The noose strangles me even tighter. This is it. I'm about to go under when something crosses my fading vision. I must be hallucinating.

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"Leave my girlfriend alone!"

...Pete?

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"Let her go! Call off your daffodil!"

"Anything you say, handsome! You don't have to get rough with me to get what you want!"

"Aaah! I'm not like that!"

"Is that a carrot in your pocked or are y-"

>>46597111
>I must break the Chloro-Bat

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"I mean it! Let her go or I'll... I'll... I'll dislocate your arm!"

"YIIIIIEEEE! That hurts! Stop!"

"Let her go!"

"AAAAAIII! Okay, I give up!"

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Vomit rises in my throat as my lungs involuntarily work pumping oxygen, but as consciousness begins to return I can feel the vines slacking and realize they're letting me down.

The Centennial Daffodil worms its roots back into the dirt and settles down into its plot, and the last tendrils slither off of me, leaving nothing but trails of dirt over the bruises.

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"Look!"

"The daffodil..."

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"...it's blooming!"

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"It's... it's so beautiful!"

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"Um... I, uh... ha-ha... I, uh... I have something I need to tell you."

"Pete-"

"I love you."

Yikes!

This scene was hard to shoot, but I had a lot of fun with it so I hope it was worth it! I'll be back in a couple hours and we can have a little more fun before the night's over, so stick around!

>>46597415

>No kiss scene

Y u do this

>>46597462
I can only guess at how annoying it was to position the tentacles.

>>46597392
When did he put his pants back on?

>>46597502
It's just like my shitty harem animes!

Bumpy bump

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"I'm, uh, I'm sorry for all the-"

"I had a really good time tonight."

"You did?"

"Well, part of it, anyway."

"Ha-ha, yeah, wow, that was..."

"I never thought I'd say it, but I'll be glad to be back in the city."

"Ha-ha, um, well-"

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"I, uh... I thought since we missed out on the catered meal, we could go for a walk in the park and pick up some hot dogs?"

"I'd like that."

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"It really is beautiful, if you ignore all the people and just focus on the lights."

"Yeah, ha-ha, uh, sometimes I like to look out my window at the skyline at night."

"Did you grow up in the city?"

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"Well, uh, my, uh, my mom and dad-"

Pete's stuttering is cut off by a sharp whistle and a mean voice from the shadow of a broken light.

"Hey!"

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"Hey-hey-hey!"

"Lookit those legs!"

"Hey, don't you know this park ain't safe at night?"

Skulls. One of the low-rent gangs, below the B-Boys, below the 8th Street Pirates. They pick up the scraps when they're not passed out from huffing paint. I didn't see them. Too focused on Pete.

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"Come on, Pete, let's go-"

Before we can turn off the path they're next to us, whistling and hooting.

"What's the rush? You're safe now that we're here!"

"We're gonna treat you right!"

"You're lucky we're here! We can keep you safe. Very cheap rates!"

At this they all laugh, and one of them adds, "You get what you pay for!"

"I got something for this one!"

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"Hey, legs, why don't you and I take a walk while they show your boyfriend around the park?"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field! And roll another d12 for whatever Pete does as well!

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>46600802
Make a bone joke then knee him in the balls.

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>46600802
Act interested, then knee him in the balls and make a break for it.

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"Let's see how well your bone works after I break your ba-"

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"Wrong answer!"

"WHOOF!"

"Pete-!"

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"Relax, legs, it's just you and me," he rasps through the mask while the pipe digs into my neck. I'm tugging with both hands as hard as I can but he's stronger than me and I spent the afternoon fighting a giant plant and I can't get any leverage.

Another sound of something impacting against a body and another cry from Pete.

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you or Pete do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

(Just realized my trip was off)

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>46601363
think aikido and use his force against him throwing the skullkid over your shoulder after you backflip over him. Or something like that.

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>46601363
Grab his crotch and break some balls.

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"You're... you're right... there's... no one else around... just... you... and..."

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"...me!"

"Huaaah!"

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"Unnngh... I'm gonna kill you for that, you dumb b- uh?"

>>46598052
That's a different Lego Quest.

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KLURNK

"AAAAUGH!"

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"Uh-huh... *cough*...ohhhhh... I'm gonna... huh?"

The Skull shuts up when his eyes focus on my legs and he realizes I'm standing next to him.

"Still around?"

"Wha... what're you..."

"I'm going to do everybody a favor."

"Whuh-"

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Before he can react I slam the pipe down on his sternum, knocking the wind out of his lungs, and my free hand drops below his waistband and grabs hold.

"Whuff-aaaahAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" he shrieks, and I clench my fist harder until his scream goes up another octave.

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"Aw, man, she dropped Deed!"

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"I'm gonna drop you next."

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"This chick's crazy!"

"Let's scram!"

"What about Deed?"

"Deed ain't me!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

>>46602202
>it ain't me starts playing

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>46602202
Help Pete up.

>>46602232
Fortunate Son.

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"Are you okay?"

"Uh... yeah, um, I mean...*koff*... they didn't even hit me that hard!"

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"What's going on over here?"

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"Huh. Thought I heard voices."

"Uhhhhhngh..."

"Well, if it isn't Deed. Looks like you're in pretty rough shape. Can't believe the Skulls left their boss behind like this."

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"Wait!"

"Come back!"

"Stop!"

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"Eh, you kids are just in time! I was just about to head home for the night!"

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"Nice night for a walk."

"Do you think we should take a cab home?"

"What's the matter, scared?"

"Ha-ha, of course not, I'm, uh, ha-ha-"

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"I'm not scared of walking the streets at night. After all, I've got you with me, ha-ha!"

"I think we make a pretty good team."

"You... you do?"

"Yeah."

And part of me thinks I actually mean it.

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"I'm Chuck Bronze, this is Channel 2 News. Our top story tonight, notorious supervillain Chlorophilia was apprehended early this evening in Harrisonville, after she apparently tried to steal a rare Centennial Daffodil from the Oakley Botanical Garden. Attendees were able to subdue her until police arrived. Chlorophilia will be transported to Blackgate Prison to await trial."

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"In other news, veteran City Police Lieutenant Oliver Smith died late last night from injuries suffered in the line of duty. In a morbid twist, Lieutenant Smith's body was stolen from the city hospital before it could be taken to the morgue. Anyone with information about this is urged to contact the city police."

>>46603686
that cop has one manly jawline

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"... but was not available for comment."

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"Stay tuned, sports is next."

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Like the last filename says, that's it for this episode! I had a lot of "builder's block" this game where I just couldn't get the pieces in the places I wanted them to be. That's definitely the most frustrating thing about this game, so thank you for sticking it out! You can see that the last pose I had our cute couple in wasn't even the one I used.

That might be it for now, but I'll be back sooner or later and we can have some more fun! Until then, most previous episodes are archived along with all the pictures on suptg:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Lego%20Quest

The official Lego Quest wiki has pages for just about everything that's ever appeared in a game, including Red, Pete, and lots more!
http://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/Lego_Quest_Wiki

And if you follow me on Twitter, you'll get a tweet whenever an episode starts or resumes:
@EndmanOfFuturon

Goodnight, Legonauts!

>>46604271
Thanks for running LQ.

>>46604271
Thanks for running LQ, have a good week.

>>46604271
sleep tight lq

>>46604271
It never ceases to amaze me what you can do with such small sets. Thanks for running!

>>46604271
hey LQ, sometimes you roll in your own posts, might I ask why that is?

>>46604453
Determines the immediate threat level.