>>49250139

Glad you noticed the title.

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“You wanted a weapon so badly?” You quietly say aloud, to nobody in particular.

“I hope you’re happy with your choice.”

You spin on your heel, grabbing the key to the elevator sitting on the desk.

You walk to the elevator, stick the key in the ignition, and hit the button.

As the elevator rises, one of the last things you see is Danzo, on his knees, not moving.

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When the elevator stops, you keep walking. You aren’t sure where you’re going go- but it isn’t here.

Surrounded by the memories of your childhood, these people who raised you.

Servants greet you on the way out- you pay them no mind.

You walk with purpose off of the Norihime grounds, down into the city

The bustle and buzz of Konoha, however, annoys you- so you keep walking.

Eventually, you reach the front gate. You see several chunin guarding the exit- one of them being Nori’s elder brother, Naruto.

He hails to you as you approach-

“Hey there Tsuki-chan! Whatcha doing around this part of town? Aren’t you supposed to be going to dinner with Nori and the rest of your team later?” he asks, smile wide.

You feel like hitting him in the face.

“I’m going for a walk.” you spit, before walking into the surround forests.

I like tits.

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For a while, you just wander without true purpose.

The forests, which normally are awash with wildlife and birdsong, seem quiet and empty.

So you continue- one foot in front of the other.
Eventually, you reach a clearing; you only make it halfway before falling to your knees.

Tears, withheld but now free, stream from your face unto the grass below.

You ball your fists, freeing clumps of earth from the ground.

“Mother…. I….”
The woman you had looked up to your entire life.

The woman who inspired you to become a shinobi.

The one person on this earth you wanted to meet, more than anyone else.

….and because of you, she’s dead.

This quest was better when it wasn't popular.

>>49250212
You were better when you weren't popular!

https://youtu.be/ewBOcdz29Sw

Time for sadness, boys

>>49250212

Get over it or leave.

>>49250221
>Sadness
You mean love from our new mom right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV6E13xODyA

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A slight whisper fills your mind- it is vaguely familiar, but..

“Humans are just awful creatures, aren’t they?”

“Look at what they’ve done to you.”

“You aren’t like them. They never gave you that choice.”

“You poor child. To be bereft of a mother’s love…”

“Let me help you.”


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Your vision, already cloudy from your tears, blurs further.

You hear your own breathing, growing more labored a feeling of intense heat overtakes you, followed by a wave of nausea.

"...what? I don't..." you sputter, barely able to form the words.

"Hush, child. Sleep. Mother is here." the voice responds- it's soothing voice is the last thing you hear, before collapsing to the ground.

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>>49250274
Poor kaguya
i want to help her

>>49250310
I feel the same way anon, she could even be a mother to us

Reminder we're gonna go make up with Danzo, a simple hug before backing off too shake his hand. A new start and a chance too earn our trust back.

>>49250338
>>49250332
>>49250310
>>49250240
>>49250244

No.

Nice song, though.

>>49250310
>>49250332
Yeeeeeah, I'm sure she won't use Tsuki as a tool for her revenge.

Fucking called it, We're getting railroaded to do the rabbit shit.

>>49250274
Maybe the egg can bring us closer ro our mother.

Maybe the egg can give us the mother we never had; a mother we won't accidentally kill this time.

Maybe we should start listening a little more closely to what the egg tells us. It sounds like somewhere in there is someone who knows our pain and wants to help.

>>49250364
She didn't want revenge, she wanted the suffering to stop.
And she gave us that by creating a literal heaven with the infinite tsukuyomi.

>>49250376

The thread just started, Anon.

Be patient.

>>49250388

By getting revenge.

>>49250382
>Maybe the egg can bring us closer ro our mother.

No it can't, faggot.

>>49250376
>railroaded
>literally nothing has been forced upon us

Are you sure you know what that word means, anon?

>>49250401

He doesn't.

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>>49250398
Creating an actual fucking heaven where everyone is happy is not any sort of form of revenge, you fucking retard.

>>49250364
Oh she will but who says we have to go along with it.

>>49250338
I like this
Danzo and Father did nothing wrong

>>49250376
Deal with it little bitch
We are on the Rabbit Mom express
We are here for no reason and there is litteraly nothing we can do about it
Might as well leave and never come back

>>49250388
>The classic "I just want the suffering to stop!" trick
You're too easy to manipulate, Anon.

>>49250442
>who says we have to go along with it.

Who says we'll have the chance to say no when she gets her hands in our head?

>>49250274
>"Hush, child. Sleep. Mother is here."
You are NOT our mother! Don't you DARE even say that!

>>49250434
>Everyone's happy
Everyone is basically brain dead in that heaven.

>>49250460
It literally was not a trick.
She just made heaven and removed all the chakra we were using to kill eachother.

>>49250376
"And he saith unto them, Why are ye fearful, O ye of little faith? Then he arose, and rebuked the winds and the sea; and there was a great calm." Matthew 8:26

>>49250434
I want Kaguya/Rabbitfags to leave. Her heaven was a gentle form of genocide for the whole human race.

>>49250442
>Oh she will but who says we have to go along with it.
The crazy rabbit fucker who can get into our head and mess it up.

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>>49250434
Get out of here you bastard
Heaven is for gays and old people
Humans will destroy ourselves and its gonna be a fucking party

>>49250487
How do you fucking reckon?
Did you watch the fucking show? Did you read the fucking manga?

Is it possible to know the definition of braindead if you actually are braindead yourself?

>>49250388
It's not a literal heaven, it's a knockoff heaven. She'd be better off just killing everyone so they could go to ACTUAL literal heaven that demonstrably exists in the naruto universe.

>>49250515

He said "Basically braindead", you retard.

>>49250489
And only she has the power. That's like giving the only gun in the world to a psycho maniac.

>>49250332
Go away Char.

>>49250471
>>49250499
>Implying Wargle so bad as to not let us escape her mindfuck bullshit if we play our cards right and roll high enough
>Having so little faith in your QM
shameful anons
absolutely shameful

>>49250534
Fine then lets just ditch her put on Ebisu's glasses

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>>49250376

>>49250332
No, We have a mother, She died to give birth to us, We will NOT make her disappointed.

>>49250530
And they aren't. At all.
There's nothing like that involved.

In 10/10's case, she was simply aware that it was a genjutsu for a while before accepting it.

>>49250561
You see that's the thing, We have to roll high enough or else we get mind controlled or brainwashed.

Kaguya is best morally-ambiguous-mother-figure. Tsuki is already reforming her dads, adding a mom is a good complement.
>Megolomaniacs Anonymous meeting in the ROOT base
>I used genjutsu to turn people into emotionless weapons to fight an intergalactic war to end all wars.
>hmm, we have a lot in common, though I just used classical conditioning.
>I used experimental human transmutation to give my daughter super-powers!

I like how all it took was the mention of Kaguya by Wargle for you guys to lose your fucking minds tripping over yourselves to argue about why everyone who wants to see where this goes is retarded. You guys are the easiest people to troll; you're lucky Wargle isn't the sort of GM to do that.

For once I'm able to watch the thread!

Kabuya....could be interesting. I'd be hella interested in finding a way to redeem her. If nothing else it'd be a very unique story.

Thing is, I'd also want to change her ultimate plan and challenge her view of humanity, which....may not go well.

>>49250609
>>I used experimental human transmutation to give my daughter super-powers!
Woah woah waoh.
He signed off on SOMEONE ELSE using experimental yada yada

Our family made an investment and mum paid the cost. We will not let that investment go too waste, we march back into ROOT and tell Danzo we have work too do. The price has been paid now let's show what their blood has purchased

>>49250621
Kabuya? I didn't know this was Chuckles quest!

>>49250621
Thing is were all using a lot of OOC knowledge here, does Tsuki have any reason to suspect that Kaguya wants genocide

>>49250607
Im sure we will be fine anon
If we actually succeed at getting through to Kaguya then it will all be worth it in the end
High Risk = High Reward

>>49250628
>implying he wasn't both figuratively and literally wrist-deep in the experiment
There's no way he could just sit back and observe

>>49250633
We are a product of the root ideology. if we're so unhappy with the output, maybe that's a sign that maybe reviving root is not actually something we want to do. (or maybe tsuki's fine with it as long as other people are paying the cost)

>>49250646

Diplomacy, don't fail us now.

>>49250658
I'm not defending him, just engaging in pointless pedantry

>>49250633
I'd like that to be what we end up doing, but a little suffering beforehand makes for a better character. We are like 12 after all; this would be a difficult situation for most adults to come to terms with, to say nothing of a child.

I'm all for making up with Danzo, he's only ever done good by us. Dad we need a more private chat with. Danzo and Yumi have always protected us

>>49250694
Also we knew sacrifices must be made for the good of all... but until right now, Tsuki was never really told exactly WHAT those sacrifices where.

>>49250646
Yes because high risk options pay out so well in quests usually don't they.
Also that would probably have to be a DC111.

>>49250733

We've been doing pretty good with high risk here. I mean numerous Danzo rolls, Orochimaru, kissing Gaara....

>>49250718
>yumi
Yume. It means dream. Not to be a dick, but muh autism.

>>49250523
Seymour Guado in Naruto when

>>49250718
Agreed.

Also, Wargle, what are the odds of getting super secret training from the rabbits for a month? We disappear into the forest of death for a month, guided by hallucinations of bunnies and weird moon-women, then burst out on the day of the third round, covered in blood and animal furs, and suplex Minato into the stands and call it a new jutsu.

Who's with me?

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>>49250767

>>49250767
Better then any other option we have now

>>49250733
Dude this isn't a Som quest don't worry about it to much
Just imagine how good of a story beat this would be
Its gonna turn out great true me

>>49250730
Going through this is probably good for Tsuki if she wants to revive ROOT but avoid having it make the same mistakes its previous incarnation made.

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>>49250767

>>49250767
The aliens have access to super-advanced chakra-tech, and we're a mad-scientist.

>>49250775
>>49250790
I'm not hearing a no.

>>49250767
That would be fucking sick but it might be to risky and may fuck us up in the future
Good idea though lets keep that in mind

>>49250767
I'm with you!

>>49250767

Actually that'd be pretty badass, even if it would give the adults in our life a heart attack, and be a major security concern.

>>49250822
No

>>49250827
Even if it would...Imagine the potential! Getting trained by the rabbit goddess. How can we possibly resist

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>>49250767
>suplex Minato into the stands and call it a new jutsu.

Funny but probably not happening. Kaguya a shit,rabbit summons an alright.

>>49250822
No.

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>>49250827
>>49250823
>>49250824
>>49250822
>>49250796
>>49250847

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Unlike before, you do not wake.

You simply find yourself standing in an open field, white flakes of snow gently falling among backdrop of the night sky, illuminated by the full moon.

Across from you, stands a woman.

Her cerulean hair, braided into a single tail, contrasts her caramel complexion and dark eyes- but it’s her warm smile that catches you off guard.

“...You couldn’t possibly be…”

You had seen pictures, of course. This woman is the spitting image of your mother-

Asa Norihime.

It takes all your restraint not to run to this woman; everything is just so….

“Tsuki.” The woman says warmly- as if she had known you your entire life.

You drop to your knees, tears welling up in your eyes.

“Tsuki, are you hurt? Why are you crying?” The woman inquires, her concern obvious.

No- this can’t be.

She couldn’t possibly be her.

After all, she was dead- because of you.

The woman, in her concern, tries to rush to your side.

“Tsuki- Tsuki! Why are you so far away? If you’re hurt, please, come here!” she calls.

Why? Why are you being shown this? Your mother is…

“Tsuki, I’m here! Please….”

You…

1. Run and embrace your mother.

2. Hold back- something isn’t right. Something is nagging at your mind….

>>49250878
>2. Hold back- something isn’t right. Something is nagging at your mind….
Dumb imposter. Tsuki is too smart for that.

>>49250878
>2. Hold back- something isn’t right. Something is nagging at your mind….

>>49250878
1. Run and embrace your mother.

>>49250878
>2. Hold back- something isn’t right. Something is nagging at your mind….

>>49250878
>2. Hold back- something isn’t right. Something is nagging at your mind….
Also please shut the fuck up anons.

>>49250878
>1. Run and embrace your mother.

>>49250878
>2. Hold back- something isn’t right. Something is nagging at your mind….
Tsuki detects Jewish Trickery

>>49250878
>2. Hold back- something isn’t right. Something is nagging at your mind….
>STOP MANIPULATING ME

>>49250878
>1. Run and embrace your mother.
Mum?!

If people really want to try and make up with Danzo, I just want to add something

WE shouldn't have to do anything. Danzo and Tsuki's father are the ones who fucked with her life before she was even born, they should be the ones to take the first step. Until then, we should stay pissed off at them.

>>49250878
>1. Run and embrace your mother.

>>49250878
>2. Hold back- something isn’t right. Something is nagging at your mind…

>>49250847

Honestly I'm less interested in rabbit outfit, and more interesting in Tsuki the rich girl going on a bender for a month and coming back dressed like a savage. Sounds hilarious.
Well, as much as I am interesting in Kaguya, I'm less interested in being a rube so...

2. Hold back- something isn’t right. Something is nagging at your mind….

>>49250878
>2. Hold back- something isn’t right. Something is nagging at your mind….

God damn rabbit bitch, could you be more manipulative?

>>49250878
>2. Hold back- something isn’t right. Something is nagging at your mind….

We've been getting played since before we were born. That ends now.

>>49250878
>2. Hold back- something isn’t right. Something is nagging at your mind….

>>49250878
>2. Hold back- something isn’t right. Something is nagging at your mind….

>>49250898
Why so you can ruin this like Wrestlequest?

>>49250878
>1. Run and embrace your mother.

>>49250878
>1. Run and embrace your mother.
In our current state of mind, we don't care if it might nit be real. We want someone to hold us and tell us it's all going to be okay.

>>49250878
>2. Hold back- something isn’t right. Something is nagging at your mind….

Get fucked, cunt.

>>49250878
>2. Hold back- something isn’t right. Something is nagging at your mind….

>>49250878
>1. Run and embrace your mother.
Are you my mummy?

>>49250863
And what get a stupid bird?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkYh2dvoeN8

>>49250878
1. Run and embrace your mother.
MAMA

>>49250863
Can you at least explain why your a salty cunt.

>1
Bitches we are a distressed 12 year old

>>49250908

I totally agree with that.

If they apologize first or do something to start the road to recovery, then that's good.

We're not gonna do it first though.

>>49250767
suplex anon, is that you?
go back to dragonball quest.

>>49250878
>2. Hold back- something isn’t right. Something is nagging at your mind….
Uhg I really hope Wargle isn't going to be a dick and have this actually our mom.

>>49250878
Damn, I forgot that subtlety wasn't one of Kaguya's strengths. She's always been a fan of just brute forcing her way through problems.

>>49250878
>2. Hold back- something isn’t right. Something is nagging at your mind….

She's too smart to fall for that.

>>49250878
>2. Hold back- something isn’t right. Something is nagging at your mind….
Let's not be idiots yes? Yes.

>>49250878
>2. Hold back- something isn’t right. Something is nagging at your mind….
>>49250941
And she's a child soldier who killed people without hesitating. Tsuki's more mature than the average 12 year old

>>49250908
Here, have a bloodline limit.

Omfg guys, you totally fucked me up!

>>49250878
2. Hold back- something isn’t right. Something is nagging at your mind….

>>49250878
>1. Run and embrace your mother.

>>49250878
>2. Hold back- something isn’t right. Something is nagging at your mind….

There's clearly something wrong here.

>>49250991
kekkle genki aren't exactly appreciated in all villages.
Usually those with them are seen as monstrous tools of war, and are shunned or killed on sight.

Konoha just happens to be full of them.

>>49250991

Illegal experiments.

>>49250878
>2. Hold back- something isn’t right. Something is nagging at your mind….

>>49250878
2.
Nigga she dead. I wasn't born yesterday, you moonbitch.

Tsuki says nay.

Writing.

>>49250982
nah being a child soldier is going to HURT her maturity, not help it.

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>>49251050
>Tsuki says nay.

>>49250991
>You've been manipulating me since before I was born, got my mother killed any everything, all to see what kind of weapon I could be. How many people I could kill. That's all I am and have ever been, isn't it? Just another tool for your wars. And every smile, every happy moment I had...that's all it was, wasn't it? Making sure your new weapon would kill who you told it to.

>>49250991
There are certainly bloodline limits that are almost as damaging as they are helpful, that was a risk they were having tsuki pay if it went wrong, not themselves.

>>49251079
That bonemancer fellow and his gang comes into mind.

Come to think of it, did Danzo already know what our bloodline limit would be? So when he tested our chakra affinity, that was just for show, to keep up the illusion; to further obfuscate the fact that our own father allowed a dangerous criminal to experiment upon us, which ended in our mother dying.

To everyone saying Danzo hasn't been anything but good to us, consider all the stuff he's had to do to cover for dad's lie.

>>49251079
>>49251116

Also Tsuki herself.

>>49251128

He wasn't sure if it worked or not.

That's why, when Tsuki used the chakra paper, he had such a huge smile on his face.

>>49251116
No doubt. That clan actually attack the Hidden Mist, their allies and host village because their bloodline limit makes them so bloodthirsty. Fought to the last man (well with the one exception) even when it was clear they would lose just to savoir the battle.

>>49251070
Wow that is fucking cringe worthy.

>>49251128
>>49251143
Keep in mind they raised Tsuki for 12 years without ever even MENTIONING the experiment. They must have thought it was a total wash. Dad might STILL not know it actually worked.

>>49251128
Presumably no, because if it was predestined we wouldn't have gotten to vote.
It would have been keyed to whatever was most brutal and useful

>>49251128
developing parental instincts was not part of the plan

and see how he has to be talked into starting up ROOT again, I'd hold off keikaku dōri! memes if I were you.

>>49251128
Nigga, it would be like dropping the bomb on an adopted kid. Of course he wanted to hide it the most he could.

>>49251162
>Dad might STILL not know it actually worked.

That's most likely the case.

>>49251143
That makes it seem like he already knew what to look for, just not whether or not it would have already manifested.

>>49251165
We didn't get a vote, though. Our affinity was tied to choosing Tsuki as the protagonist.

>>49251070
Well hats a very glass half empty way of thinking of it

>>49251079
They were working with an S class Ninja
One of the villages best and someone they thought was a good friend
Its not like they sacrificed Ara and Tsuki for power and its not like Danzo and Father haven't treated Tsuki with the upmost care and respect.
Every big innovation has its risks.
Asa knew this going in they all did but i dont think anyone expected Asa to just straight up die or they would have never had done it.

>>49251171

I find it very amusing that what seems to have broken Danzo, especially Tsuki acting emotionless afterwards, was exactly what he wanted out of ROOT agents.

Be careful what you wish for, I suppose.

I kinda like the idea of Danzo just showing up on Sarutobi' porch and going, "You were right. About everything. And I never knew it until I got exactly what I asked for, from the closest thing I'll ever have to a daughter."

>>49251079
>>49251116
>>49251129
Juugo's good ol' Kill You're Famil.
Sharingen if you don't figure out how to fix the blindness (which wouldn't be an option at all if it were lost and getting resurrected)
filler clan that turns into gas and then can get dispersed by a slight breeze

So now the only true punishment is clear: drop all intent of becoming Shinobi and become a bomb ass merchant of death and commodities. We Naruto Merchant Quest now boys!

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>>49251200
Sure that means that there would've been a good chance that if the bloodline turned out to have shitty side effects as far as they knew orichimaru would PROBABLY be able to help with it, but even so maybe not, and that's all risk that they put on tsuki.

>>49251248
Being a bomb ass merchant of death and commodities was the path dad took to this decision in the first place. We need to run off and join the most peaceful monks we can find.

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You dry your eyes on your sleeve- and stand.

“I don’t know who you are… but you are NOT my mother.” You say bitterly, the anger from before returning.

The stellar chakra inside you rages; a storm begging to be released.

“You’ve been in my dreams, telling me stories. Saying that humans are evil, destructive creatures.” you continue.

“My mother was human, too. As am I. Even if I have been… altered. A human weapon is still partially human.”

“I am not entirely sure you are, though….”

[Norihime Genius Activates!]

“....Kaguya.”


The creature wearing the guise of your mother frowns sadly, instead of being angry, as you expected.

“Such anger. I only wished to offer you comfort, Tsuki Norihime. Comfort, and Truth.”

>>49251200
>Asa knew this going in
Please tell me where it was stated, Also how do you know she wasn't peer pressured into it, I doubt she'd say no to her loving husband afterall....

>>49251293
we should ask Danzo for yhe Tapir contract to keep those fucking bunnies away

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>ITT:
>People throwing hissy fits because events taking place aren't conforming to exactly how they want them to go.
>Intense meta-gaming
>Shit flinging
>Copious amounts of faggotry

Business as usual then, eh lads?

>>49251293
"Why are you in a illusion if you wanted to be HONEST with me?"

>>49251294
Well the fact that she asked danzo at all means that she didn't immediately say yes to whatever dad wanted. I'm not saying she couldn't have been peer pressured or fuckin' mind controlled by orichimaru or whatnot but at the very least she almost certainly didn't do whatever dad said.

>>49251363

Danzo could have been bending the truth.

>>49251339

Yup.

So lets try not to make an enemy of the progenitor of all chakra mmkay

>>49251293
>calm down
>hear her out

Based on her reaction, Kaguya doesn't seem like she was trying to pull one over on us. Maybe she was just trying to put is at ease by appearing as a form she thought we would be happy with. If nothing else, she's been sympathetic to us so far, and we've heard some of her story already.

>>49251384
Lies are still lies, Anon.

>>49251384
Bro, she was literally pretending to be our mother. That is about what I would call pulling one over on us

>>49251339
I don't know anon
Shits pretty alright compared to yesterdays shit fest
I think as long as we dont bring up boobs or summons we should be fine

>>49251379
If he was taking extra blame himself to make dad look better i doubt he would've stopped where he did. I mean he's ALMOST CERTAINLY bending the truth, but i doubt it's in that particular way.

>>49251381
Fuck that we play hardball or we don't play.
No ragrets!

>>49251384
>Kaguya
>Not trying to pull one over on a nigaa
Nah dude shes working an angle
She cant not be

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>>49251381

fuck you.

>>49251425
We can always just betray her later, lets be pragmatic about this and milk her for all the power we can before declaring her out enemy if that's the route we go

>>49251293
>“Such anger. I only wished to offer you comfort, Tsuki Norihime. Comfort, and Truth.”

I believe her. Her version of the truth, but I can believe she meant well here.

Interested to see what comes next.

>>49251396
It'd better than what dad and Danzo have done to us, honestly. And it's not like every single person in Naruto doesn't have at least like five horrible secrets that would be absolutely devastating if they were to get out.

>>49251411
She doesn't seem to quite get humans, though. It's entirely possible that she didn't even consider that it could upset us. I'm not saying she didn't, I'm just saying it's too early to really judge.

>>49251460
This is the Tsuki way

WOOO Ninja quest. Good to sea the tide hasn't ebbed yet.

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the bunny lies
the family lies

EVERYTHING IS LIES!

>>49251451
if it were zetsu sure, but kaguya is completely incapable of subtlety. I'm pretty sure she believe everything she's said is a near neighbor to the truth at worst. Even presenting herself as our mom she probably though the distant ancestry was close enough that there wasn't anything wrong with it given we were really mom-wanting anyways, so she's just giving tsuki what she wants.

>>49251471
That is all well and good but it's metagamey as fuck anon. In character we know she just tried to manipulate us. Considering we just came from a conversation about how we were manipulated and lied to, used as an experiment and so forth, I don't think we would be to generous or forgiving of that sort of behaviour.

>>49251471
>Better
Shit, they may have made Tsuki into a weapon but they love her as a daughter. This bitch just wants to use her.
>tfw Danzo

>>49251419
Perky B-Cup tsuki is best Tsuki. Cow tits are useless.

>>49251491
DISCIPLINE
JUSTICE
COMMITMENT

Pro for joining Kaguya though; Zetsu being our secret ally could be pretty cool. Or hilarious, depending on whether or not we know he's covering for us.

Heh. If we ended up being a speaker for Kaguya, I wonder if Zetsu would take orders/suggestions from us.

>>49251508
>B-cup
Yeah if Tsuki had inferior genes like peasants. C, D, or bust.

>>49251460
no bro we throwin down

We started a public scene in front of court and made a enemy of the head of uchia because they insulted us. We ain't actin clever now.

>Throw Kaguya by her rabbit ears.

>>49251508
Don't you fucking dare.

>>49251502
How can it be metagamey if I know nothing about canon Kaguya?

>>49251508
At the risk of starting this dumb argument back up again, you're not wrong, anon. You're not wrong.

>>49251533
Fat tits make you top heavy, limit your range of motion, and provide a larger hit box. Enjoy sucking at taijutsu for ever.

>>49251536

I dont think its quite ic for tsuki to immediately start attacking kaguya. She may not agree with her philosophies and intents but kaguya has shown some concern for tsuki. She also doesnt know about the genocide plans so its likely tsuki at this point will want to try and continue to talk to her, attempt to change her mind, despite how futile that course of action might be.

>>49251573
That's why Tsuki is perfectly counterbalanced at the other end.

>>49251573
SUPERPOWERS

>>49251573
>not remembering Tsunade.

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>>49251508
>Perky B-Cup tsuki is best Tsuki.
YEAH MY NI-
>Cow tits are useless
oh nigga now you fucked up

>>49251555
Because Tsuki wouldn't be thinking "It's entirely possible that she didn't even consider that it could upset us." due to her emotional state and the fact that she just found out a massive secret/lie about her life. Seems out of character to go "Well ok, you just did something really manipulative, and I'm hurting due to being manipulated right now but you're probably just misreading the situation"

>>49251573
>Thinking big tits weaken people in anime
lol

>>49251508
Such matters have already been decided

http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/text/I%20don%27t%20have%20like%2C%20exact%20sizes%20in%20mind%2C%20or%20anything./username/wargle/

>>49251573
Tell that to Tsunade. Largeist rack in the series; Taijutsu 5.

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The creature- Kaguya, you suppose- slowly shifts into a form you recognize; the small girl from your dreams.

"Comfort and Truth, Tsuki. Is that truly so bad? It pains me me to see you hurt so- to see what these men have done to you."

She does have a point- although her motives are suspect. Why should she care?

"Why would you care about me? I am, as I said before, human. From the stories you've shown me, your opinion of us isn't exactly the highest."

The little girl smiles- knowing what she is, now, makes it more eerie than endearing.

"I do not despise humans, as the rabbits do, Tsuki. They are passionate, yes- but they are misguided. I only want that which I have always wanted- eternal peace across this world. As for you- you were so kind to wake me, why should I not pay you in kind? The things I've shown you are as real as the air you breathe." She explains.

"Besides, you are a smart girl- some would even say you are a genius. Only I could be this lucky- that someone so endowed would be the one to find me." Kaguya continues.

"...If you are even half as powerful as the stories claim, you should have no need of me. I fail to see the benefit a being like you gains talking to me about this." You question.

She laughs.

"The stories are true, Tsuki. I was sealed away; What you see before you now is merely the faintest echo of myself. It takes near all of what power I have left to talk to you in this manner."

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>>49251624
>Only I could be this lucky- that someone so endowed would be the one to find me
>What you see before you now is merely the faintest echo of myself
Confirmed that tits are direct manifestations of cosmic power.

>>49251597
I mean, first off, that's not what metagaming is.

But second - and more importantly - that was me saying why I, personally, think Kaguya might have not meant to deceive us. I was speaking for Tsuki or saying that that's the justification she should use. I just think she should hear her out.

>>49251624

Well. I suspected the girl may be Kaguya, but....good to have it confirmed?

She is being pretty cordial. But....man we're actually carrying her around our neck?

Good thing we didn't give this to anyone else.

>>49251670
Wasn't speaking for Tsuki, rather.

>>49251670
>> that was me saying why I, personally, think Kaguya might have not meant to deceive us. I wasn't speaking for Tsuki or saying that that's the justification she should use

Yeah fair enough anon

>>49251591
>>49251620
She had one decent trick: Over telegraphed super punches that could fuck shit up. If she ever managed to hit someone with them.

Guess we're not training in this thread.

>>49251678
>I suspected the girl may be Kaguya,

Did you seriously not realize it?

>>49251707

And it works.

She ain't a Sannin for no reason

>>49251709
Nah dude don't worry about it
Have Faith brother
Faith in our QM to pull through and get us were we need to go before at least 5 in the morning

>>49251573
So more than B but less than E. How about 28D? Remember that bra sizing is about underbreast, overbreast and cup measurement.

>>49251715
>Did you seriously not realize it?

I said I suspected it was Kaguya; it COULD have been someone else. We're already treading novel territory, what's a few more characters?

>>49251715
She was the best medical ninja in the world. That was probably the larger reason for her status. She was a pretty good jonin otherwise, but nothing amazing, comparatively speaking.

>>49251745

It looked super like Kaguya.

I apologize if I came off like a dick there, anon.

Just thought it was weird that it wasn't super obvious to everyone.

>>49251707
That and the fact every punch did massive AoE damage as well

People can complain all they want, this sort of stuff is why this is the best active anime quest right now.

>>49251707
All her attacks are superpowerd if I recall correctly. She can break through Susanoo just by punching it a couple times. and she can lift up Gamabunta's knife and used it to impale Manda. She's a tough bitch.
>>49251744
Lets leave this shit for when Tsuki actually has tits.

Let's be nice too her...for power to show the world peace by force.

>>49251756

Because of her awesome taijutsu skills, too.

>>49251768
>the best active anime quest
Shinobi quest is great, but Mecha Space Pirate is the best

>>49251744
DD or bust.

>>49251773
Agreed. Let us rest the tit debate for now. She has a few years before puberty kicks in, and I'm thinking Mr. Slithers worked in some of his ideas about "perfection" when she was designed. Time will tell...

>>49251761

Nah it's fair, I never paid much attention to the pictures to be honest.

>>49251756
Being the best medical ninja in the world don't mean shit for surviving against hanzo

>>49251800

Fucking pedosnek trying to hikaru genji.

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>>49251815

Totally fair, Anon.

>>49251800
>>49251816
>>49251778
Wasn't Tsunade flat as a board when she was young too?

>>49251580
BLOOD FOR JASHIN

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>>49251744
Something like Mei Terumi would be fine. Big but not ridiculous.

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I wonder what breast girl is up to?

>>49251778
Here's Tsunade's stats from when Kishimoto was doing shit like that. 5 is the highest.
Ninjutsu - 5
Taijutsu - 5
Genjutsu - 3.5
Intelligence - 5
Strength - 5
Speed - 3.5
Stamina - 4
Hand Seals - 4
>>49251843
Yep Jiriya makes fun of her for it.

>>49251850
Probably giving herself an inspiring prep speech.

>>49251843
Against the dude whos big thing, one of them at least, was poison? I am sure it did.

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>>49251850
Training with other big breast girl
Learning about sneks and shit

>>49251846
>big

ha

>>49251876
I'm 90% sure at the power level hanzo operates on the primary benefit of his poison is every comes up with a way to survive his poison and thinks there all set and then they face him and turns out know he knows a million other ways to kill you just as well

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>>49251889
Anko deserves a better picture

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>>49251826
>orochimaru's plan was to weaponise custom waifus

>>49251846
She's not big really.

>>49251915
Thank you for the correction brother
But really though Anko and Hinata training stories when?

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>>49251921
She's one of the biggest.

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"So, I'm carrying what's left of you in my necklace, then? Seems a rather small prison for someone such as you." You snark back at her.

"What's left of my power on your world, yes. It is not a prison, however- merely a vessel. I have no illusions of you using this bauble to free me- it is not where I am sealed. But the remainder of my chakra inside allows me to communicate with you."

"And allows you to impersonate my mother." you spit.

Her slight smile fades.

"If I have upset you, I apologize. It was not my intention. You must excuse me- a young girl such as yourself should not be without her mother." she explains.

Even in apologizing, she makes your blood boil-

"So I offered myself as a surrogate. But, I suppose it is not the same."

"No, it isn't. What is it you want, Kaguya?" You retort.

Her small smile returns.

"There are some people I would like you to meet. They could really use your help- and I am in no position to help them. They have been nothing but loyal to me- and do not deserve the punishment they have received."

"You mean the Rabbits?" you grumble. It had been a hard scene to forget- the rabbit matron alone on that cliffside.

"Yes. There is another there- a human. The last human, if memory serves." She recalls.

You did remember seeing a small boy, scavenging among the scarred battlefield...

"He, too, was born into this world, forced into a destiny he did not ask for. It is no longer my place to intervene in human affairs- but you should know, all the same. He is probably quite lonely there, being all alone."

You weigh your options. While she makes some sense, you are still rather upset about her taking your mother's form- though she did apologize.

She's also some sort of space-chakra-diety. You aren't really sure how safe it is to make agreements with such a thing- and the... other visitors to your dream didn't seem to like her all that much.

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You...

1. Agree to hear her out, and potentially help those trapped.

2. No, you don't believe you can trust her.

>>49252023
>2. No, you don't believe you can trust her.

>>49252039
>2. No, you don't believe you can trust her.

>>49252039
>1. Agree to hear her out, and potentially help those trapped.
DO IT

>>49252039
1. Agree to hear her out, and potentially help those trapped

>>49252039
>1. Agree to hear her out, and potentially help those trapped.

>>49252039
>1. Agree to hear her out, and potentially help those trapped.

let her pitch it

no promises

>>49252039
>1. Agree to hear her out, and potentially help those trapped.
At least hear her out.

>>49252039
>1. Agree to hear her out, and potentially help those trapped.

>>49252023
>2. No, you don't believe you can trust her.
Making this a difficult decision Wargle.

>>49252039
>1. Agree to hear her out, and potentially help those trapped.

>>49252039
>1. Agree to hear her out, and potentially help those trapped.

>>49252039
>1. Agree to hear her out, and potentially help those trapped.

>>49252039
>1. Agree to hear her out, and potentially help those trapped.

>>49252039
1. Agree to hear her out, and potentially help those trapped.

>>49252039
>1. Agree to hear her out, and potentially help those trapped.
We have no real reason to not trust her enough to not listen to her

>>49252039
>1. Agree to hear her out, and potentially help those trapped.

>>49252039
1. Agree to hear her out, and potentially help those trapped.

>>49252039
>2.
On phone. Internet fucked up again.

>>49252039
1. Agree to hear her out, and potentially help those trapped

>entire quest has been endless obsessing over wiafus, husbandos, and summons
>Moon has best girls, best boy, and best summon
How could you NOT want to go there?

Can we write-in?

3. Ask about the entities that interrupted you last time. She clearly knows them; you'd like her to be upfront about who they are and why they oppose her.

>>49252039
>1. Agree to hear her out, and potentially help those trapped.

>>49252100
>Being this subjective
Opinion do not equal fact.

>>49252039
Agree to try, barring of course new information that proves doing so will be hazardous to us or our interests.

>>49252039
>1. Agree to hear her out, and potentially help those trapped.

>>49252039
>2. No, you don't believe you can trust her.

Fuck off, Cunt.

>>49251339
CTARL CTARL EMPIRE!

Test.

>>49252039
>2. No, you don't believe you can trust her.

Not after impersonating our mother.

>>49252039
>2. No, you don't believe you can trust her.

>>49252039
>1. Agree to hear her out, and potentially help those trapped.

>>49252124
test ignore these post guys.

>>49252039
>>1. Agree to hear her out, and potentially help those trapped.

>>49252117
>>49252129

This guy mad.

>>49252039
>1.

The deal is explained.

Writing.

>>49252023
>1. Agree to hear her out, and potentially help those trapped.

>>49252039
>2. No, you don't believe you can trust her.

>>49252039
>>1. Agree to hear her out, and potentially help those trapped.

>>49252039
>2. No, you don't believe you can trust her.

I do suspect this is Kaguya's way or getting her people on Earth where they can start enacting her interests...but it is exactly the kind of thing Tsuki would go for, and has gone for.

The rabbit lady knows how to offer a carrot.

>>49252039
1. Agree to hear her out, and potentially help those trapped.

>>49252039
1. Agree to hear her out, and potentially help those trapped

I hope to god we just hear her out. I am very wary of this.
SECOND OPINION I NEED A SECOND OPINION!!!
>>49252180
right suspected samfagging. We didn't win bruv.
>>49252199
You can stop voting mate

>1. Agree to hear her out, and potentially help those trapped.
Moon buddy...who can then obsess over Hinata and us. We can be his harem

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"I'll listen to your proposal- but no promises. A shrewd businesswoman signs no contracts without reading the fine print." You answer flatly.

"Your colloquialism is lost on me- but I do thank you for at least hearing me out." Kaguya responds.

"If you take the necklace in your possession, and focus chakra into it, it will attempt to return to me- across both space and time. It will take you to the rabbits- and the boy, if you wish." she explains.

"How am I to return home?" you ask- you have no intention in getting stuck somewhere strange, especially if it is truly the moon, as the rabbits said.

"Release your chakra, and you will return to whence you came. You cannot bring anything from there back with you- the necklace will reject it. The rabbits are nature spirits, though- they will likely ask you to form a contract with them- allowing you to summon them whenever are where-ever you wish." Kaguya instructs.

"As for the boy, I do not know. If you wish to retrieve him, you'll need to figure it out on your own." She finishes.

You consider what she said- forming a summon contract with the Rabbits would allow you to save them- and utilize them as well, like Hinata and Anko do with the snakes. It's a choice not without merit.

"What is your choice?" Kaguya says expectantly.

"I told you, no promises. But I will consider it. You'll likely find out my answer soon enough." you respond, feeling just the slightest bit smug.

The little girl cocks her head to one side inquisitively.

"Very well- though I believe your choice is straightforward."

>>49252381
Tsuki's business acumen will ensure any contract will be in her favor

>>49252381
Oh that smugness. Exquisit.
Also I've missed that last 4 threads damnit! I've been checking everyday and I kept coming on too early and then going out to work in the afternoon. The one day I check a little later and there it is. Time for Ohohohos.

>>49252381
Wait how is contracting with the bunnies saving them.

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Do you have anything you wish to say or ask Kaguya before dispelling the dream?

Overly metagamey or out of left field questions will not be considered.

1. Yes- (Question)

2. No, let's get the hell out of here.

>>49252418
>2. No, let's get the hell out of here.
Fleeeeeeee

>>49252418
>2. No, let's get the hell out of here.

>>49252418
2. No, let's get the hell out of here.

Let's git thum wabbit summons.

>>49252418
>2. No, let's get the hell out of here.
No point in asking why the Four Winds hate them. She won't say the truth.

I notice Kaguya doesn't say that we can't bring things to the moon. Just that we can't bring things back. Odd.

That said...as long as Tsuki can bring her gear, if she can bring one of Minato's kunai, then Minato may be able to teleport to the moon and back, with the kid.

>>49252418
1. Yes- (Question)
Who were the visitors who interrupted last time?

>>49252418
>1. Yes- (Question)

>>49252438
this

>>49252418
Why did the others say stuff about my destiny?

>>49252418
>2. No, let's get the hell out of here.

>>49252418
>1. Yes- (Question)
What is the captive boy's name?

>>49252416
They're stuck on the moon, there isn't exactly a lot of vegetation up there.

>>49252418
>2. No, let's get the hell out of here.

>>49252416
It gives them a way out. Breaks their isolation. Also depends on what they get out of being contracted. Maybe some power boost to themselves/their realm from the summoners expended chakra? That's one fannon explanation I've heard.
/le shrugs

>>49252438
>Getting Minato involved and telling him all about Kaguya
Hell no anon

>>49252418
>1. Yes- (Question)

>>49252438

>>49252418
>2. No, let's get the hell out of here.
Wake up, Tsuki! It's a trap

>>49252416
Presumably summons get something out of the contract. Maybe they'll demand for lettuce and carrots upon summoning the way manda demands human sacrifice.

>>49252418
>>49252438
Actually to add a few questions:

What would the rabbits want or need, if I contracted with them?

What would the rabbits do if they were summoned to Earth?

How would other summon tribes or organizations react to me summoning the rabbit tribe?
If summoning rabbits is auto-tanking our standing with literally every other tribe, let's find out now.

>>49252418
>2. No, let's get the hell out of here.
Nothing really important to ask her right now

WAIT. Instead of going up their and bringing them back we could go up their and give them seeds and shit. So that they can grow stuff themselves. The moon was green once before. providing that wasn't Kaguyas lies.

>>49252418
>2.

Still on phone

>>49252418
>>49252438
>>49252458
These

>>49252418
>1. Yes- (Question)
>>49252438

>>49252418
>1. Yes- (Question)

If pandas are from mountainous areas how come they only eat bamboo which is prone to grow in dryer, more arid regions?

>>49252499
fuck wrong there.

>>49252418
>2. No, let's get the hell out of here.

Thanks but no thanks

>>49252418
>1. Yes- (Question)

Why do you want me to do this?
What is it that you want to do?

>>49252418
>2. No, let's get the hell out of here.

Fuck this

>>49252418
>2. No, let's get the hell out of here.

>>49252482
Why do you think it's a trap
She's been nothing but straightforward with us so far, and she's not angry or rude or anything.

Why do you hate kaguya?

>>49252418
>2. No, let's get the hell out of here.

>>49252418
1. Yes- (Question)
Thank you for caring Lady Kaguya. But what was it that caused your sons too betray you? Thanks again

>>49252544
All of the qualities of a manipulator. Using the "truth" to control people.

>>49252523
>>49252534
>>49252555

Stop.

>>49252418
>2. No, let's get the hell out of here.

>>49252544
different Anon. But she's a megalomaniacal, egocentric, manipulative bitch.

>>49252576
Tsuki isn't that bad

I want to ask questions because Tsuki is a businesswoman/girl, and we should be getting all the details we can upfront, before we essentially commit by heading up to the moon.

Cause if we get that far, fat chance of Tsuki turning them down.

>>49252557
That is a good question to ask.

>>49252562

As if humans don't do that in every basic social interaction.

...I'm amused that Kaguya is more human than she gives herself credit for.

>>49252567
Not them but are you accusing them of samefagging? I didn't notice you when voting to hear out the deal. All of those 1s without the arrows sure did look weird.

Hey 50 ips. Cool.

>>49252576
And ic, tsuki doesnt know this yet.

>>49252590

They do look very suspicious.

>>49252590
Look at the timing.

1 min, 2 secs consistently.

You telling me three different people are voting with that exact interval.

>>49252562
>tells the truth
>to control people
And? If i tell a cop that some faggot is stealing my money in order to "manupulate" that cop into arresting him, does that make me evil somehow? No.
She's not lying, you're just using negative words and quotation marks like a retard to make anything she does sound negative.

Why don't we just fuckin' make friends with her and change her mind on what to do about humanity if you hate the infinite tsukuyomi so much?

She's shown herself a reasonable person, not some insane demon that just hates everything.

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>>49252593
I wonder how many are proxies/phones?

>>49252576
So is Danzo.

>>49252613
The cooldown is 30 seconds.

I think some anons are projecting right now. Even if Kaguyas is purposely all that bad it doesn't mean we can't get a rabbit contract and get them on our side.

>>49252613

Yes.

>>49252544
She hasn't explained the zetsus yet. Speaking of which:
>>49252418
>1. Yes- (Question)
what are the zetsus?

But hey, I'm fine with treating some brunies to ramen to show them humans aren't that bad.