you am never play rockmaster so you no am use brain right

>>57976190
>>am play rocks and sabre tooths
me am stop reading

>>57976289
>he play rockfinder

me hope you like playing game with fox-tail tribe

>>57976190
me am too have issue with rockmaster

>me
>me am 3 shaman
>cast spell
>rockmaster say magic not real
>???
>rockmaster say spear hunter better man and shamans dumb
>cry and berries fall from pocket

>>57976317
it obvious you rockmaster not see shaman yet. should curse he dog and woman to prove can do spell.

>>57976190
why rocks and sabertooth setting so dungo bungo bad?

>>57976289
how many moons past you see rocks and sabre tooths is grunk game

>>57976354
me rockmaster am normally rockbrew own setting. has lots of not-me people with same name as rockmaster... and always am tribe elder with lots of berries and pretty cave women. should talk to rockmaster about that

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>am me
>am tired of playing rocks and sabre tooths
>am make my own game sabre tooths and rocks
>river tribe am like my game
>hill tribe hate game. they am stick with rocks and sabre tooths
>river tribe throw rock at hill tribe
>hill tribe throw rock at river tribe
>many am dead
>no one to play stone top games with

>>57976190
>1000BC
>Ugg play rock and sabertooth
Ugg very dumb.

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>>57976190

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STOP SAYING NOT PLAY ROCKS AND SABRE TOOTHS! YOU AM NOT GIVE IT CHANCE! GRUGG SMASH!

>am play rocks and sabre tooths
>rockmaster say him setting like real
>get club, get berry sometime
>this am good
>rockmaster make happy face and speak "now you get blade"
>grunk and nonk and me am brain-hurted by rockmaster
>he am say blade am sharp shiny rock from deep in cave
>me and grunk and nonk worried because rockmaster say this was like rea but it not anymore
>rockmaster say we get "clothes"
>him say them soft thing like loincloth that cover all skin
>nonk get sick and leave at this thought
>grunk and me stay to make rockmaster happy
>rockmaster say we take wagon to next cave
>he say wagon big empty tree with smooth boulder on sides
>grunk and me get angry and thump rockmaster
why him say game like real if not like real? me am feel like he am crazy, me report him to brain-fix cave or just thump until no-move?

OP just stop am being stick-eater and rock suck. Learn play not dung game instead.

>bring back Fight Club Dragon Battles.
>new Age of Rocks is dumb and for dung babies

>am me
>am buy new mammothskin pouch of rock: the ooga-ing
>rockstock very bad
>rocks crumble in hand very soon
>am talk to rock seller and complain
>he am say if you don't like rocks, you am must hate darkskin tribe
>he am hit me with club
What do grug do?
should me just get rocks from east tribe with pretty girl drawings?

>>57976543
me smash you Jeremunga

>>57976543
Me think small-eye tribe make good rocks sometimes, but lots of pretty girl drawing rocks am make me feel strange in loincloth.

>>57976543
Me see Jeremunga still sit in cave, say, "Me touch fire, now me hand hurt, blame pretty girl"

Me say, what you think happen you touch fire?

>>57976581
you am have brain-holes if you think east tribe make good drawing
>where am nose
>eye am big as big rock
>am not have hair and beard
i am report you to sky-speaker to make you good again

>>57976289
/cavepainting

>>57976766
samegrug found you bring shame to tribe

Am rockmaster
make BBEG (Big Berry Eater Grogg)
what should name?

>year 150000 BC
>not doing Staring Cranium
>not evolving into a later homo
I think I know why you play Rock and Sabretooth

>>57976190
Me am rock game help cave
you am try not play rocks and sabre tooths?

>>57976716
>You am no like east tribe drawings
>On east tribe cave drawing wall
Where you am think you are?

>>57977276
Ugh

me am love caveposting

>>57977523
We in game cave.

Rock game, small rock game, dirt game, etc. go here.

How come no say east tribe drawings?

>>57977885
You am know where you are, is only here because of east tribe crave drawing wall.

Leave before get ungabungad

>>57977885
You am thumped on head?
Whole cave made by East tribe lovers
Go back to red dirt

>>57978001
East tribe still am not bad as animal skin tribe.
Animal skin tribe am disgusting

>>57976289
you am ash
run you

>am rockmaster
>am make big cave and cavesloth story.
>am tell ughs am make story person for play.
>am like real. Only cave tribe.
>Bung show up. Am want play small mammoth that walk like man.
>Bung ALWAYS am want play small mammoth that walk like man.
>Bung rub little Bung to cavesloth mating.

Why Bung bung am such man breeder?

>>57978145
Bung from animal skin tribe.
Animal skin tribe all man breeders

>>57976190
jeremunga tribe do it

>>57978181

Am want animal skin tribe go and stay go.

>am play rocks and sabre tooths
>am jujumaker
>making juju better than smashing
>shashpeople complain
how make smashpeople stop complain that me am better?

>Am play with many tribe members
>Grug from new tribe want play
>Grug am always playing with rock when he not smashing
>Grug am also play strange horned lady shaman
How make grug stop being "that grug?" Me think thump him and throw in river until he start think good again

>am play rocks and sabre tooths two moons ago
>am play Fuzzy Screech notMan
>baddestgoodest and make dung thrower
>Oog no baddestgoodest, play Man
>Oog gooder dung thrower than me
>He not even try
Why Man gooder than all else? Man Bestestness bad game-make, me hate!

>>57978319
>>57978448

look
>>57976461

This is dumb I don't get it

>>57978515
This not right cave for you.

>>57978457
Always say "play gooder game," never say game that gooder. Stop hate rocks and sabre tooths only since no tribe play you dumb game no tribe hear of.

>>57978515
All look at this dung eater
No-brain walk into wrong cave

>>57978457
go and stay go, newgrugg

>>57978515
>no happylaugh allow
Breed self

>>57978534
Why not play DIRT

DIRT best game. All thinks, all caves, not matter. DIRT always work. You want fire-keeper? DIRT. You want all play mammoth? Use DIRT.

>Me am play rocks and sabretooths for first time
>am have fun, play bush hider
>Kill big berry eater in fire cave
>Friends all whoop, am get last smash
>When leave, rockmaster say
>"at door of cave, boulder fall and gruggs die"
>Am all get mad
>Rockmaster just speak: "It how it supposed to go"
What do? is this always happen? am he just bad rockmaster?

>>57977538
That name am good

>>57978603
>DIRT
>laughingshepeople.cavepaint

>>57978515
you other
run you

>>57978684
me am hunger

>>57978603
NO, am play game for cave, cave and game must be mated for life

>>57978684
>picture call

Me laugh!

>>57978534

Ogg am big love Caves and Cavesloth. Other gruggs am say 'old and bad'. Clanjob-as-self not give Gruggs thing do. Only use six side rock am not give Gruggs thing do. Am good! Make Gruggs think! Ogg say newgruggs am small thinkparts.

"Ogg! Cavefinder am have MUCH for story person. Am have MUCH hides with option.

Moldvay am make all story game in TWO hide. Am best.

Me hate rockmaster's mate
She am no good at game but he keep her

>>57978788

Not all she bad at play. But when she become Mate. then bad. Ungabunga rockmaster, take mate.

>>57978100
>>57978714
Maybe can eat animal-skin tribe? Will smash two sky flyer with one rock

>>57978818

No. If Grugg eat man breeder, grug become man breeder. Hit animal skin tribe with stick. Make go and stay go.

Only thing worse than animal skin tribe is tiny horse tribe.

>>57978803
>Not all she bad at play.
All she just want lookhear, not really want play.

>>57978515
>>>/neanderthal/

>>57978870

Unga. Ogg friend am she. Am make good game. Am know all Cavegrugg story. Am keep mate from do dumb thing.

Ogg chest make hurt when think friend am mated, but Ogg am like friend mate, am share mammoth with.

All am hurt.

>>57978515
You go back Red-It tribe.

>>57978866

>Am go to friendly nearby cave for game
>Tiny Horse tribe

>Am go to tablet etching cave
>Tiny Horse tribe

>Am at steppelander weaving cave
>Tiny Horse tribe

ARG AM MAD. Why tiny horse tribe make all things tiny horse? Why want ungabunga tiny horse? Why smell like tiny horse droppings.

Yes, me mad.

>>57979491
maybe controlled by bad spirit and want to spread?

>>57979491
Tiny horse same as purple dino tribe
All should jump off cliff

>>57979523
Maybe am working for vulture face tribe?

Hunters throw sharp rocks, shamans talk with gods. Methink shamans too good cause rockmaster is shaman.

>>57978534
Am like rockhammer many many. Rocktrader gooder game.

>>57976317
>2016-2 B.C.
>still being hunter-gatherer
>not being agriculture master race

>>57979697
Smash rockmaster with club in head.

>>57979710
Rockhammer cost many many shiny stone, is not for me

>>57979712
You am dumb, high ice not melted yet

>>57979753
No rockhammer totems. Rockhammer tell.

>>57979753
me never spend any shiny stones on rockhammer, never play rockhammer too. me just talk about it all day long on cavepainting forum.

>>57979785
Me read many paintings about rockhammer, and tell tribe members how much I like.
Grugg never play either, it okay

>me go rock game cave last sun cycle
>rock game cave chief make rude-eye at grod
>rock game player tribe have smell like mammoth that stop moving
>have big chest lump like no-man, but ugly
>make fun of grod for want play caves and sabertooth tigers
me friendly local rock game cave no good. where am find good rock store?

>>57979807
>where am find good rock store?
there am no good rock store

Me want play DarkGoFast, but tribe only want play Rock and sabretooth or rockfinder.
How get tribe to want play more game?

>>57979865
Big stick am fix all problems

>>57979542

No, worst is blue spiky animal tribe. They have bad juju curse on brain the worst.

>>57979712

Haha, you veggie-eater child person.

You eat air just to see roots. I bet you want to take away spears and no stab mammoth for delicious mammoth meat.

>>57979947

Ogg want mammoth meat. Give Ogg.

>>57976516
Maybe it real and YOU need go brain-fix cave?

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>rockmaster say we am play low-fire game
>mfw we am waiting for boom sky fire whenever kill sabretooth

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>>57979932
Have fun game. Toss thinking bones into fire, chant "Name the Spiky Thing" and see what ghost appear in fire. Then paint.

Paint related: Grog the Spiky Thing

>>57979865
Get tribe away gradually. DarkGoFast too strange, stay with Neolithic era first.
Like how go from berry and meat to bread and meat. Small growing first. Then moving toward whole tribe growing.

>>57980005
You am have small think-part
Loincloth on whole body?
Sharp shiny rocks?
Am no way this real, not in billion of sun cycle

>>57979753
Me good at find shiny stones so me play much rockhammer. You just bad at find stones.

>>57980030
Or could play Agripunk for good game

>>57980028

Ogg am smell animal-skin tribe. Am go and stay go, man breeder.

>All berry pickers play rocks and sabertooh
>No one play starrock

All rockmasters want play is hunt mammoth games. So boring.

>>57980080

What am DO in dark where moon hunt? Am space mammoth?

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>>57980092

Go hunt what star hunters hunt

>>57980080
Grung no want think future. Past be better.

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>>57979807
>be white season
>yellie small man next to own fire so me no hear yellie small man when bright out
>me boobie-gatherer be rock master
>sun stick be long
>boobie-gatherer no change fire
>yellie small man no hear when dark out
>yellie small man no live, no hunger small man
>mfw
you be own good rock store!

>>57980092
Am shaman person
Can fly in starrock valley
Hunt spirit mammoth

>>57980147

Tribe Shaman am say starrock valley am where dead tribe go.

Am not want be dead.

>am play shaman
>am stone show two and ten etchings
Am play gods?

>>57976316
*berryfinder

>>57980080
>is just hunt mammoth game in sky
>made by same gruggs as make rockfinder
>not even do flying sky-logs right
>shamans am still better than rock-man

>>57980147
>>57980189
This shiny rock as fuck. Am use starrock valley for cavebrew storyplace.

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>Playing with rockmaster mate
>Stone throws always two and ten etchings
>Always
>Cry if say she not throw like grug
>Rockmaster say he thump grug if I keep speak
>My Front-head when

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>Me play Pitfalls and Mastodons
>Throw rocks for make pitfall
>roll hand-fingers, is bad pitfall.
>rockmaster say we no have wood for new pitfall
>me, ugg and klug go rest for darktime
>rockmaster say us hear stamp-stomp noise
>roll for recognize stamp-stomp
>Stamp-stomp is mastodon stamp stomp
>Clan at cave start chant in excite
>throw rock for lure mastodon
>All-finger-all-footfinger roll.
>NAT All-finger-all-footfinger!
>Mastodon charge at pitfall
>Clan roar in joy, but rockmaster look all smug
>"Was bad pitfall", he say with tooth-face
>Mastodon step on pitfall.
>Disappear
>Mastodon fly out hole, drop wood stakes
>Wood stakes fall, clan dead
>Me face when

>>57980144
Non-man am not even able to rock post

>>57980226
me play Starstone Fights. Me not understand what me did when me roll bones, only rockmaster smart enough to read fancy bones. Me think bones are dumb, not Grung.

>>57980272

You rockmaster am have small sex-finger. Am remember. Him am mad when she laugh at small sex-finger.

>>57980028
Have gooder idea. Take sharp stone, cut sky to ground on your arms. You go to hole in ground, we all happy.

>>57980247

Am put father's father in starrock valley. Him am tell much good story. Am teach Ogg knap game rock. Am give Ogg first drink good water from bad fruit.

Am good.

>>57978603

DIRT MAKE NO SENSE YOU ARE NO BRAIN IT MAKE BADFEEL

>>57980380
me am know feel, it good feel

>Rockmaster am say we is see big monster with scales
>Shaman say "It am big lizard" and cast falling rock spell
>Rockmaster say we can not know it am be big lizard and cannot use falling rock spell
>Shaman say anyone living in world with big lizard would know big lizard am kill by falling rocks
>Rockmaster say shaman am not have enough "Know stuff: lizard" skill
>Shaman flip tree stump and walk away
Who am right?

>>57980297
You small brain-man if no can read special bones, must also be bad at get shiny rock and mad when Ogg take all mates.

>>57980432
Shaman right, rockmaster have no think muscle in head bowl. Krump rockmaster with club next rock game, show who right.

>>57980432

Am both wrong.

Rockmaster am like tribe leader. Am tribe job for listen at leader.

Am leader job for listen at tribe.

Shaman think big thing am lizard but not stop for check? Am good way get eat.

Rockmaster am bad leader for not say same.

>>57980455
Me am want you as rock master, you am sound good for play around stump with tribe

>>57980080
Am you play rocks without number? May be good you try

>>57980489

Ogg am much like be rockmaster, but Ogg have bad spirit in head. Spirit am say 'Ogg am much dumb. Story am dumb. Gruggs hate Ogg story.'

Then Ogg sit in dark cave and eat fire ash until Ogg make sick.

Am not good.

>>57980432
Shaman am right, but not for reason he say. No need know about lizard to know falling rock spell am kill. Falling rock spell am kill lot things good. If not know what thing is falling rock spell be good choice, keep tribe alive.

>>57980599
Me am like Ogg. Want Ogg rockmaster.

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>>57977538
>>57977276

>>57978565
>breed self
really jog me grog

>>57980599
Me am for good rockmaster and me just wish could be grugg

Why am Black Paint-Cave get rid of old RockHammer Four-Many-Many-Seasons Story?
Am want Small-Man Tribe. Small-Man Tribe get Small-Manned.
Am want Noisy Chaos Star-Hunters with Flute-Spears. Flute-Spear wood carving get Small-Manned.
Only am now getting Unga-She-Hunters in Wood Carving.
Want Chaos Evil-Spirit Chief-Son who snort white crazy-rock and ride horse. Get small-manned and dead in story.
RockHammer Four-Many no fun any more.
Why Black Paint-Cave such dung heads?

>>57980752
Black Paint-Cave not like fun

>>57980642

Maybe Shaman am help Ogg make bad spirit go. If Ogg ever good, am Rockmaster.

Have story want tell, about place where dead hunter go and long, long river. Am story like old story, about big hunter and smart leader.

>>57980752
>He not know
Small man tribe am come back rockhead!

>>57980752
Grugg will play Blue Water Tribe, and Grugg will like it.

>>57980599
Me am like ogg
Ogg sound like good tribe man, and good rockmaster
Grugg hope Ogg get be rockmaster one sun cycle, and tell good story at stump time

Me am rockmaster for Grogg, Ogg and Zogg. Me am lonely, want one rock-man more. Me tell new-men to come, but they say we be strange tribe, not want to play with us.

Can me say that cavepost am make me show mouth rocks wide and make good in head

>>57980866

Cavepost am BEST painting on all game-cave wall.

>>57980822
Grugg am man-breeder. Probably am paint Water Tribe Wood Carvings with own Unga-Juice. Blue Water Tribe unnecessary addition to Four-Many-Seasons, other tribes fine. Only do is Pander to those who breed self to East-Tribe painting of little girl who not ready for breeding yet.

>>57980817
Is only in Season of Dungmar right? Or was just one Small-Man in story. Only get one Wood Carving?

>>57976516
No, Rockmaster just give You SciFi Story.
You want like real.
Have friendly chat-Fight with rockmaster, hands, no clubs.

Also, Blade Wagon Setting sound good, want play future setting some moon.

>>57980752
Can Unga-feeling bloom on Tribe-war-field?

>>57980925
One wood carving in under-village-fight game, but is first carving small man tribe get in more seasons than all fingers and toes together.

And if small man tribe make many shiny rocks in Season of Dungmar me think Game Make-cave make more small man carving, get more shiny rock from many longbeard who remember before-time when small man carvings not yet small-manned.

>>57978929
Me sorry

>>57978515
/tg/ is trying to be witty and subversive, but lo and behold, it's not working.

But hey, they're having a good time, so party on, Cromag-Anons.

>>57981326

Ogg am party like am 10,000 BC

Less wit and subversion for me, than the fact it's fun to be dumb on occasion and caveman dumb is best dumb

>>57981326
>witty and subversive
Nigga it's just fun to shitpost sometimes calm down
oogabooga

>>57980752
You want play Rockhammer Three-Many. It less fall over than Rockhammer Four-Many as most tribes be same, and made by Sharpened-Flint-Land rather than Black Paint-Cave. Cost more shiny rocks, but you not poor-hunter, right?

>>57981326
Am not try and be witty. Just try and have fun with cave-painting for once and not treat other cromags like dung for once. So what if not strictly about tablerock games, or even clever or good. At least am not trying to rip others heads off.

Which tribe draw best hides for burnt-water-smoke-go-sky game?
See many cave drawing that burnt-water-smoke am pictures-of-cavewall, not game-cave...

>>57980794
Me am wonder about which big hunter and smart leader story you mean

>>57981326
Looks like mammoth touched your brown hole, rockman.

hehe meatstick no good

all rocks and sabre tooths with rockmaster make hehe meatstick who no-brain

hehe meatstick has shaman branch in bad place

hehe meatstick come ruin good time

me no like

rockmaster and tribe like

for 6 winters rockmaster bring hehe meatstick

tribe sing "hehe meatstick, HEHE MEATSTICK, HEHE MEATSTICK"

me no like

me called no-brain with no fun

tribe 25 winters old

hehe meatstick kill me

>>57981412
No, Black Paint-Cave make story for Rockhammer Three-Many. Or me head not good?

>Unga brings Dugg to fun cave
>Unga tell Dugg "We roll for finger-toes to rock throw big in-brain monsters"
>Dugg laughs, soundslikefunbraintime.caveetching
>Ask Unga "How to have brain fun?"
>Unga spends 4 suns and 3 moons with learn club to teach Dugg
>timetothrowforfingertoes.scrimshaw
>1 moon spent in brain fun time
>Unga dies in brain fun
>bashes rockmaster's head with boulders
>Dugg has to help scrape head juices of walls
>No one wants to rockmaster now with Unga in group
Why kill brain-fun if die? Why not make new brain-fun man to use?

>>57981326
You good at shit on post. Will have many say, "You shit on post."

>>57981326
This what water tribe call "Fish catcher?"
They speak of many swimmers called (you)'s

>>57981645
you am haha man.

>>57981645
YOU WRITE LIKE RED TRIBE. STOP WRITE LIKE RED TRIBE. CLOVER TRIBE MAKE WORD SCRAPING, RED TRIBE STEAL, DO WRONG

>>57981645
Me see this many time.

This like grain-plant grow outside storycave. Every day, get up, go to storycave, see this grain-plant.

>>57978534
>never say game that gooder
Rocks and sabertooth four. You kill too soon, grog

>>57976190
no rocks and sabre tooths more good than bad rocks and sabre tooths.
go hunt mammoth outside cave, trade mammoth meat for good copper throw 'stone', look at some rockmaster advice cave painting, make rockmaster yourself

Gonk have problem.
Gonk have She-Rockmaster.
Me know, me know, but She-Rockmaster do good rockmastering. Everyone say she do good job.
Problem is Gonk have unga-feeling for her.
Like, want to be completely traditional, club her on head, take back to cave for unga, and make and raise next generation with her.
Gonk think Rockmaster maybe like him too. She occasionally make Homemade roast mammoth for Tablerock group, always ask if Gronk especially like it.
Other group members also think Gronk and Rockmaster would be good together.
Gronk not want to ruin group though. Group is only friends Gronk have, and if he ruin that by making Rockmaster uncomfortable, then what?
Also not want to just be fooling self for stupid unga-fantasy about Rockmaster.
What Gronk do?

>>57982272
Wait after game, ask Rockmaster if she want go to fish river for funs just the two of you. If she say yes, club and unga hard.

>>57982272
Me want roast mammoth now.

>>57982272
Gronk between rock and rock, either hunt by self and unga by self or >>57982324 am good words, listen this grugg

>>57982272
>is having unga with tribe female

breeders no allow reeeeeeeeee

>>57982272
If her true good rockmaster, you will no problem. True good rockmaster make no change when one player unga with him/her.
Ask to come with her when she goes pick berries, unga her in woods far away from cave. Unga when both want unga - best unga.

>>57982378
You go back to frog cave

Og wish frog cave people all go to red tribe

Frog cave people probably come from red tribe anyway

Me am miss vision quests this cave.

>>57982404
Me am also no like frog cave.

One frog cave man say "some groks okay, no come cave tomorrow" and me am get scared.

me am play URGS
me like URGS
URGS am like hunt real mammoth but use rocks
me smarter than grug
me use brain when play
Rocks and Sabertooths am not realistic
URGS am realistic

>>57982431
you go unga yourself, vision bunga

>>57982482
no one actually play URGS, URGS just made up thing by grugs

>>57982505
>>57982482
Am mean DIRT?

>>57982512
am mean your mother

>>57982512
Maybe he mean URGS Spirit Rabbit

>>57982543
Oog say meet in forest not on cave painting see who am get smashed

What Star Mans Tribe in Rockhammer Four Seasons is favorite?

Like Blue Super Starmans?

Like Wolf Tribe Starmans?

Grogtar's favorite Starmans is Dark Skygods. Even if Lion Chief secretly bonk own friends with club.

>>57982766
All shit. Blood Winged People Tribe Starmans are the best. Bloodyguy died for your sins. They rage almost as good as us cavemen.

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>>57982766
Am all manbreeders. Green tribe best tribe!

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>>57977276
>>57977538

>>57978245
Hungadunga in big danger cave beneath.

What the fuck am I looking at?

>>57982994
Cave-painting! What you think?
Basically just shitposting as a bunch of cavemen who play tabletop. It's fun because no one's serious about it, so we know it's all in good fun if you call someone a man-breeder or a berry-picker.

>>57982994
cave wall am good for smear shit

>>57982994
you am other
you hunger ugg mate

>>57982766
Me like sand shaman Star Mans tribe most.

>>57983130
Big red sand shaman did everything wrong!

>>57983159
>Gold Sky God say don't do thing
>Red Sand Shaman do thing

Why people say Red Sand Shaman good? Me am sad Wolf Man not finish bonking him. Stupid Bird Spirit.

>>57983159
>>57983196
Red sand shaman did wrong but he try helping, it complicated and remind of meself and others.

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>>57982994
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>>57976190
Try Generic Universal Rock Play Sabretooths

As a DM, this thread accurately summarises my players.

>>57978515
Me hit you
laugh

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>am rockmaster
>tribe am play rocks and sabre tooths 10K BC
>tribe now want future story of big green tribe and long ear tribe
>me no know
>me have idea
>me take shinyrock 2020BC
>me play same story but tell tribe is future story of big green tribe and long ear tribe
>tribe roll stone for pretend while me use brain for story
>tribe have many fun

me feel good when tribe is feel good

>No rockmaster in tribe
>Ask rockmaster of other tribe if interested to play
>He agree
>Much fun had
>No thump rockmaster or tribe
>"Ok Ugg give meat for rockmaster"
Why he do? It playhunt not rock gather

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Me am happy that me cave painting very popular with all tribes. But want to know, what do if rockmaster put he spirit world into game? Me rockmaster am normally good, but now keep putting small green women in game, say they fertile all the time. Should me club him or roll like rock with it?

>>57983798
>club him

Do this. Be like man from first Spirit World painting. Is only way bad rockmaster get it.

>>57983798
If you club him, he may expect Unga cave from you.

>>57983798
tell rockmaster no green woman, if rockmaster no get rid then find new rockmaster. some rockmaster no brain in head, think with breed-finger.

>>57978001
>Go back to red dirt
sides am pain

This am best cave painting on /today games/ right now

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>>57976190
>current moon
>mammoth

you am very silly and your rockmaster game am dumb. we no hunt mammoth anymore. you am need to more realistic rockgame, me no able to spend this belief.

>be broog
>be early sun
>go look new cave paintings
>see many grug writing
>grugs talking of rockhammer 4-many and hunter: the gathering
>talk with hunter: the gathering tribemen
>all dancing in circle because shaman, the smart maker was returned by sky spirit
>ask why is big deal
>clubbed in head, told to go to elder highlands instead

broog does not think hunter: the gathering players very nice

>>57984538
Hunter: the gathering am for dung-eaters and man-breeders grugg. You should am play Rockhammer 4-many. Tribe leader say paint wood carvings make good-brain and tribe shaman say me not so angry now me not shit on cave walls all sun cycle.

>>57984590
No one am play Rockhammer 4-many in many winters. Sky Fight: Cross Bird am new best tiny carving game.

>>57984590
broog agree with, Maybe broog investigate elder highlands too? May find good berrypicker there.

Hunter: the Gathering grugs play "moggern" type bad

>>57984590
>>57984650
Rockhammer 4-many for bottomhead furs and Sky Fight: Cross Bird am blink in cooking thing. Broog should play Can't-Count-Many: Game. Can't-Count tribe very nice and tiny carvings am more pretty.

>>57984650
But Cross Bird am no like Rockhammer 4-many, am more like Rockhammer: Sky Fight Many Boats. Cross bird am make for different good feels. Besides, no am paint Cross Bird carvings, they already paint! Paint half fun of Rockhammer.

At least no am play dung game like Time of Sky Shiny.

>>57984750
You lost me, is Time of Sky Shiny supposed to be Age of Sigmar?

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>>57978001

>>57984707
Elder Hoghlands makes for good-brain, but grug need be care. Many elder highlands gruggs am like baby gruggs, cry lots when get smash. Find good tribe for play, am have no bad times.

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>>57984711
>can't-count many

ARE INSULT BROOG SMARTNESS? BROOG MAD!

>>57984782
[Spoiler]Yes, I couldn't think of any other way to translate Sigmar to grugg speak.[/spoiler]

>>57984826
BROOG NO! Number so many NONE tribe can count!
It good! It am have mates that am have breed hips!

>>57984834
grug, you forgot hide carving?

>>57984711
Me not no what sky fight:cross bird be. What is?

>>57984902
Grug am no good brain today. Grug just go breed-self for be so dumb, please no look grug.

>>57984826
Breed hips, grug say? Broog interested.

>>57984930
Is same Sky Fight am having Look Walks through Sky and Black Sky Shaman who is Walks through Sky father.

>>57984711
Can't-Count-many tribe grounds haunted. Too scary for Mugg.

>>57984982
Tribe make carvings no give dung. Much hips and milk-givers. Two and ten stones both.

>>57984800
Good self make carving. Me laugh.

Ogg am sleep and come back!

Gruggs make Ogg much happy! Ogg tell tribemates about cave-painting. tribemates say "Ogg! Is for small child!"

Ogg not care. But Ogg start think. Am other caves. Ogg go look at caves. Am see cave with much good paintings. Am see cave where Man wear she fur and other man rub breed-finger for.

Am see cave where much random talk happen. Many Gruggs talk scary things. Talk dumb things. Am much angry at dark-skin tribe man for take other tribe she. Am much angry at tribe for take dark-skin tribe she. Am call Ogg man-breeder.

You Gruggs Ogg new tribe. Ogg never leave.

I will legit be sad when this thread dies. I'll be even sadder if someone tries to force it as a meme later.

>>57985124
>he not also visiting /stick/ cave painting
smallbrain.weaving

me am think this cave painting need be preserved

>am rockmaster for none
>am no tribe
>am no mate
>me am sit alone in cave

am bad. me am want to hit me with big club

>>57985157
me am know it are be in great stonewall
https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/57976190/

>>57985172

Belch am know feel. Then Belch am find Red Hunter. Am game for play by self. Now Belch am Rockmaster for Belch!

>>57985146

After many frog tribe am yell at Ogg, Ogg get scared and run back to cave.

>>57985157
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/57976190/
me draw it on other stone wall

jokes am get hard to follow
other brugs more smarter than krug

>>57976543
Why trade furs for rock made by Seashore Shamans when fake rocks from Eastern Faraway Land am same goodness?

>>57985235
Am buy East Tribe rock before.

Am look bad. Am afraid game-cave leader am throw out!

Then think! Am take cleaning stick, rub rock much. Now rock am look much use. Play many game with rock, no one am figure out!

>>57985235
>>>/pole/

>>57985281
Am no frog tribe, am long nose tribe. Me no like give shiny stone to Seashore Shamans when me get same from small eye tribe for many less shiny rocks. Me want play "vine age" but me buy new cave for same price. Am just be smart.

>>57985223
>am me many summers ago
>am not strong
>am not talk good
>am look like dung
>but me am smart
>me am not strong and am not talk good and am look like dung but me am smart!
>am me now
>me am not smart
>me am not smart many summers ago
>me am not anything

me am not get jokes either. me am not get jokes when krug get jokes. krug smarter than me, krug think this when krug feel not smart

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me no sure this relate to mammoth no more

Murg sick of all "Chiefwork pointy stick" dung in dRock system. Rock Spear deserve better, big better!

Me should know what me talking about. Me bartered for real spear from wise man from hill for 13 shiny shells (That about 4 Wolf pelts) and me practice with spear for many moons. Me can even cut other rocks with spear.

Spear bungo sharper than stick, bungo harder. Anything stick can do spear can do gooder. Spear can down mammoth in one thrust!

Ever wonder why sabertooth not claim wiseman territory? Too scared to fight wiseman with spear! Even in jungle, wiseman with spear targeted first for fear of killing!

What me saying? Spear is bungo best weapon! Need be better in dRock. Here murg's new stat rock.

(One-handed Unga Weapon)
1dRock hurt
Bungo hurt when natural rock
2 sticks to hurt and hit
count as Chiefwork

(Two-handed Unga Weapon)
2dRock hurt
Bungo hurt when natural rock or special rune
5 sticks to hurt and hit
count as Chiefwork

Now more like real spear!

tl;dr = Spear need bungo more hurt in dRock, see new stat rock.

>>57984750
Grugg no can paint tiny carvings. Carvings too tiny for Grugg hands!

>>57985374
Big Number/Same Big Number

>>57980599
Ogg has heart, I like Ogg. Be not self-hurt, Ogg can do. Must put berries on table and fly like sky lizards by Ogg's loincloth. Then Ogg do good

>>57985124
Grugg is not a /tg/ meme, might be /biz/. Caveposting has been a thing for many years (/v/ itt: the year is 1999 threads that were common a few years back, for example). Non-Grugg caveposting can be found rarely on /tv/, as well.

>>57985009
I don't understand this one even a little bit.
What's Can't-Count-Many? Why is it haunted?

>>57982272
Embrace She-Rockmaster feeling. Club her over head away from clan and see if she smile when she wakes. If no smile, give her peace berries and promise no club again. If she good She-Rockmaster, she continue with clan and Gonk.

>>57985471
Infinity General

>>57985394
Water unga berry juice

/tg/ needs its own brand new meme, and should make its own grugs too

huh huh you berrypicker as fuck, neanderthal.

club yourself.

Me go to other cave paintings. Other cave paintings talk different. Me am try talk but not talk different like other cave paintings. Me am mad

>>57985755
You am man-breeder.

>>57985200
what is that

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What's with the caveman meme on every board ever?

>>57986027
What am meam? What board? Me no understand. This cave painting for today games.

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>>57986027
>absolute man-breeder

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left rock, not-left rock?
newgruggs and gruggnards argue of anything
>before "Rockfinder"

>>57986045
Me agree, they not see skrugg is better than no-skrugg!

>>57985458
Many paintings about grock 19 rocks, assault rocks, and sticks happen on /k/ave walls...

>>57976190
>cavepainting in a /k/aveman thread

>>57986045
No gruggs like left rock, they all am be pretend. Not-left rock am being betterer.

>color is being little off white
>rock is being tasty and thick
>rock even am having marks from water

>>57986245
>everygrug who like left rock pretend or get shiny shell by Ogg-Gar him find left rock to begin
Why so poop-parts hurting? You no can stand somegrug like not what you like?

> Want play Huntstone Many
> Want play mammoth dung
> Old cave paintings
> Bluberries got new one
> RRAAAAAAGGHH!

>>57984538
me like hunter: the gathering tribesmen better than oogie-boh tribesmen, but am still not as good as angry rocks. Angry rocks am game where rocks go boom if roll good. Make me happy when rocks go boom.

This am good paint.

>>57976289
only rock heads play FROGS

>>57976190
Is you am tried not play rocks and sabretooths?

>>57984590
Gurk think should be call as Berry The Pickening, har har har

>>57984538
>hunter: the gathering
Ug sides up in sky
Me think Shamans of Beach want get more shiny rocks with new set of tablets. All gruggs want tablet of Smart Maker, give many shiny rocks to Shamans. Then Shamans take away Smart Maker tablets after some moons. Ug will carve own tablets, play game on home stump only. Play at game cave is for rockheads

>>57984965
smash control and s rocks, newgrug
Any other grug going play Deadplace: Undercave? Me want but favorite tribe not carved yet.

Me am so mad that me had me rocks stolen by the Rocktool Rockplaying Game Fights. Big Chief of tribe there say ocean two be here this season, but it has been many seasons. He lying rockbrain.

>am me
>am do R&ST with friends
>friend Ughi say me am small-bigging my rockhunter
>me am not
>Ughi am small-bigging, he am look at guide paint on R&ST cave wall

How bring this up at game place?

>>57990662
Ughi am man breeder with small think-parts. Am blame you for what does, think other grugs not notice he am small-bigger. Best idea point and laugh. Next best idea give thumping until stop.

>>57976316
>rockfinder
my sides am eat by T rex

>am me, rockmaster
>friends want rock game
>try make rock game
>try paint on cave before friend roll rocks
>leave room on cave to paint when friend roll rocks
>me tired when try paint on cave
>me am not good to paint only when friend roll rocks, me need paint some before

why Drog tired

>>57985374
How am spear gooder stick? Break stick, have two stick. Break spear, have short spear and stick. Stick always win.

>>57981461
>not trying to rip others heads off
but what about ogg who mad at tiny horse tribe? >>57979491
me go near tiny horse tribe much
they not different from most other tribes
some members of tiny horse tribe do have bad juju curse, but me know this curse exists in any tribe that have tribe ritual to create good juju and me also know this curse almost always affect only few in tribe
only tribe me know of that have entire tribe with curse are blue spiky animal tribe

>>57993032
you am cursed tiny horse tribe man-toucher
child cave painting give you bad spirit, i tell sky-speaker about this, he fix you, make you not man-toucher.

>>57976190
am no bad as rockmaster who made little girl who want snook snook my berrypicker. me no like magic cave

>>57993208
you rockmaster come from east tribe, he not? they much strange in east tribe, use berries to change hair colour, also live by sea for use worm-hand sea melon. me scared by them.

Rockmaster am want add "skub" to game. Should club?

>>57993840
Skubb bad. Club away.

>>57993840
Skub good. No club rockmaster. >>57993871
Club him.

>>57976190
>Ook am play rocks and sabretooths as soothsayer
>tribe am hunt mammoth
>mammoth fast-move faster than tribe fast-move
>no see mammoth anymore
>rockmaster then say we see shiny large-rock
>Ook go check large-rock
>rockmaster say green skin tribe come out but not like normal green skin tribe
>these green skin tribe have big head and no height
>green skin tribe see Ook and run inside large-rock
>large-rock make fire under it and throw it self into sky
Oog rockmester always have good rocks and sabretooths chief how he be such a dung brain? where he get idea for new green skin tribe?

>>57993840
Skub bad. Club rockmaster and this berrypicker. >>57993906

Skub make think muscle turn into dung pile.

>that grug that late every time
>that grug that want to play girl grug every time
>that grug that ask rocks and sabertooths cavepainting make most strong grug
>that grug that only play grugfind

>>57993186

Let the Rock Hammer Gods hit him very hard with big rock hammer

>>57993186
>>57994843
me already ask tribe shaman if me am cursed and he say me no have curse

>>57995893
you ask this to tiny horse tribe shaman, he have brain more smooth than rock, you need get holes in head let out bad spirit from child cave

>>57978534
Why am not anyone play Silvery Rock. Got game for every tribe member. Me no know why every grugg have issue with Mega-Rocks. Mega-Rocks is just better rock.

>>57976289
Never could read, man-breeder

Club yourself.

>>57995985
>you ask this to tiny horse tribe shaman
no
me ask shaman of my own tribe; he not associate with tiny horse tribe
>child cave
the cave paintings the tribe gathers around are for entire family, not just child; and the cave paintings the tribe itself makes are anything but for child
also, hole in head is not best method of exorcism; it remove more than just bad spirits

>>57996578
don't worry, you look child cave paintings, nothing in head left except bad spirit, you be fine after, trust

>>57996727
but if look child cave paintings create bad spirit, do all child have bad spirit?

>>57997001
bad spirit leave child when child lose tooth, leave small hole in head that close when new tooth come, keep bad spirit out but flush out bad spirit inside head. you no get new teeth so you tooth come out you get more bad spirit from child cave painting. Hole in head work because hole too big for spirit to stay in head if go in.

>>57979712

Whole "farm" thing bad idea anyway. It just be a couple winters and all forget about it.

>>57982766
Blue Super Starmans best Super Starmans, all you ughs am not important in Rockhammer Four Seasons cave painting

>>57997562
What happens when spuds not grow? They all starve. Milk drinkers forget how hunt

>>57998621
>spuds
>in normal Grogkien-kind fakestory

Me am hope grugs not do this

>>57985852
Scarlet Heroes by Kevin Crawford. D&D-esque mechanics, solo play, 1-on-1, and 2PC parts all supported nicely

Tribe!

Ogg am back!

Dark time for gather and throw rock for make story come next sun. Am tell Ogg, what story am rockmasters make?

Give Off green-paint story?

>>57999244

>Off

Ogg am not know own name. Am man-breeder.

>>57997170
there is thing that still no make sense for me
if specific type of painting cause bad spirit to enter, why not forbid that type of painting?

>>57999451
Grug trip and break head on rock, chief say 'all rocks forbid?' No. Chief say "Grugs no fall and break head on rocks like thinkless dung breeder."

If thing only bad if grug dumb, grug not be dumb, instead of forbid thing.

>>57999727
Grug Chief wise.

>>57976190
Have you try not play rocks and sabre tooths?

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me love this cave

wall scribblings make big good haha

Grung am sad.
Red Dirt tribe all man breeders.
Tumbletribe all think lady should club man in head, drag him to cave for unga
Tiny Horse tribe want unga bunga tiny horse.
Animal-person tribe all rockheads, forget they supposed eat animal
Rest of four-rock tribe poke too many holes in head for let out bad spirits and let thinky-guts fall out

This only good cave there is. Grung am love you cavepain/tg/uys. (no manbreed)


>>57997170
this cavepainter wise. you shaman?

>>58000030
>half of complaints are related to unga bunga
me think you have too much focus on unga bunga

>>58000030
me no shaman

shaman am me

>>58000387
What grug mean here?

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Recruit from tribe of past. Me come here to warn you of the tribes with sharp teeth. Join our tribe so we kill bad tribe.

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>>57978515
t. You

>>57993942
>wants only what in first rocks and sabretooths cave painting
You man-breeder

>>58001028
We chase them off cliff, but no eat meat cuz is dung. What point?

>>57979947
Me had idea! What if we keep mammoth in small contained land with tons of things mammoth eat, make mammoth breed with other mammoth to make more mammoth then eat mammoth? Me thinks this could make infinite mammoth meat.

>>58001276

You am heretic. Me say we smash you with stones and stuff, so you not make sky gods angry at us.

>trog talk me into playing Pebblefinder
>it exactly same as rocks and sabre tooths stone.5
come on trog, me got tired of stone.5 back in learning-cave

>>58001276
You am play gods

Am GURKS good system for modern day? Me hear it have rock carving that give stats for high tech thing like pointy rock on stick and bowl made of mud that is bake in fire so it stay hard forever

>>58001276
Not work.
Place soon full of mammoth dung, like your head!

>>58001594
Needs many, many counting words.
Kroog prefer "Search for Carvings of Power".

>>58001594
>bowl made of mud that is bake in fire so it stay hard forever
whoa whoa whoa, me like fantasy in rockgame as much as next hunter but let not get too crazy here

>go to friendly local gaming cave
>they playing Rock Wars: Edge of Stonepire
>it only played with special rocks with strange runes and not normal rocks me already own
>have to buy special rocks from game cave, cost too many shiny stone
>oh well, at least it just Rock Wars game and probably not catch on
>go to game cave next moon
>they playing something call Genesytone
>mefacewhen.rockpeg

>>57978684
this cold cave wall, for not-that, go cave wall with warm from bright

>>57978684
This is the only post I still don't get.

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>>57978684
>>58002174
ME AM BE PROMOTED

>>58001363
>>58001393
>>58001653

Nuh-uh! Me am smart! You am full of dung heads! Me am get lots of meat and females for unga-bunga!

>>57999727
me understand what you am saying, but you do not tell why it good to have child cave painting to begin with

>>58002607
This grug think maybe am wrong-talk somewhere. We talk child cave painting like of tiny horse for make child glad? Or we talk child cave painting like east tribe have? One only give bad spirits to grug that make act like child sometimes. One maybe should be forbid.

>>57978684
Me no understand